ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on the E4?

delet lunala

>>9216244
delet

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>>9216231
I've never met anybody from the E4

>>9216231
Their gay

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>>9216231
They are tough!

>>9216231
They smell

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>>9216219
I can not say I have seen that one. I suppose you have not dreamed about that one yet.
>Caitlin tugs at the Nihilego bell
... what is this.
>>9216336
What about my gay?

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>>9216231
well i only talked with the alola elite four kahili for just a few moment but she was pretty cool

im gay

>>9216611
me too

>>9216611
I'm bi.

>>9216611
i'm straight

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>Bell tidies his cave up.
>He starts trying to think up a name for his anti-human gang and how to get people to join.

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>>9216611
I think I am? I don't know, kinda just never really found girls that interesting?

>>9216675
BELL

>>9216675
(Where is that cave, per chance?)
(No, not sending anything to beat Bell down)
(I like Bell)

>>9216712
of course you are gay
we hate and have disgust of straight people

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>>9216770
I don't mind straight people? I'm pretty sure Hau and Annie are straight, and they're both really cool!

>>9216770
I'll tell you. Getting the str8 curse lifted was relieving.

>>9216840
>Str8 curse
>Lifted
Oh you sweet summer child.

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>>9216742
Yes?
>>9216763
(Near Turnback Cave, Bell is going to try and put invites out soon feel free to have a character jump in.)
>Bell leaves his cave and drops a few crudely drawn invitations around Sinnoh, by teleporting, obviously.
>They detail meeting in a clearing near Sinnoh Route 214.
>Bell heads to said clearing and waits.

roll to curse all gays with limp dicks

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>>9216910
nâteðæshwôn oð mîn hamm.
>If odds curse is simply prevented
>If evens anon's dick gets tied in a pretzel knot

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>>9216231
They need to get with the times.

>>9216910
>curses happening to gays
>ever
sorry but only straight can be cursed

>>9216910
>My dick is still hard
rip u

>>9216939
you win this time queer spectre
>>9216985
you're are right
curse all straight with blue ball

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Let's see...E4...E4...Ohhh! I've never been into battling.

>>9216882
>You feel something magnetic nearby

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>>9217126
>Clank internally.
Hail? I sense a presence!

>>9217065
indeed anon
and there is no rolls needed
because str8s don't have their own curse making ghost
gadreel make some more curses for the str8s
i don't know if they did something but they probably deserve another curse

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>>9217192
Silly anon, str8s don't have a curse making ghost because str8s don't have ghosts at all! Didn't you know that all ghosts are gay?

>>9217219
indeed and so they must suffer and be cursed indefintelly

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>>9217162
>The magnetic presence reveals himself
>The Probopass makes a few gestures with the mini-noses
>A pulsed electromagnetically encoded message is sent your way
"Salutations"

>>9217233
You wanna quit being a whiny bitch?

>>9217233
>>9217245
>>9217266
(Can we not be eternally salty and everything)

>>9217266
With a tolerance level this low I'm not sure.

(Why do I make a new character and immediately lose interest in them?)

>>9217233
(I mean... Str8 curse is just a joke, not an actual thing, but sure. I'll stop poking fun at anons and go back to drawing porn.)

>>9217289
>tfw I have a high tolerance and I've been taking everyones shit from the beginning
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>9217301
(Can someone help me with this instead of replying to shitposters?)
(What do I do?)

>>9217301
>>9217332
(Help knowing which characters you're referring to)
(But having a set goal helps)

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Damnit, I forgot which of these fucking Honhon towns had the first gym.
Alright thread, answer up or I'm fining every poster.
>>9217332
(Perhaps give the concept some time to grow on you? I wouldn't say force yourself to use them, but like... Maybe go back to the original concept and edit it so it's interesting again?)

>>9217314
ok

>>9217301
I guess it could be chalked up to them not being super interesting right off the bat? Perhaps? I've not a clue.

>>9217301
>>9217332
(depends to why do you lose interst in them?)
(and if you discover why, you try to remedy what makes you lose interest in them

>>9217352
(Man I have a goal though. I guess. Idk)
>>9217359
>>9217369
>>9217392
(I'm too tired to fucking bother with this sorry for wasting your time.)

>>9217473
(well go to sleep, and when you have a clearer mind you think about it)

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>Somewhere in ultra space a Buzzswole has a tea party by himself
>The participants are a, him, a Doll, a buzz lightyear action figure from toy story, and a sock puppet

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>>9217511
>faildubs
>guess who motherfucker
hey my motherfuckin buzz bro what the fuck is going on up in this part of ultra space

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maybe i should go out to do something
i'm really bored right now

>>9217547
>pet knife and hope i die

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>>9217562
>anon dies
>knife cries because she hurt another person by being like that

>>9217547
You still stuck in Hoenn?

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>>9217534
>quickly sweep the tea set and dolls behind a rock and hope the mouth didn't see anything
Nothing girly going on at all, just taking a quick break from working out

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>>9217547
I'd offer to hang out but I'm sort of hopped up on pain killers. Is conversation better?
How are you?

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>>9217607
>The mouth saw
aw dude was that motherfuckin tea? i fuckin love tea buzz you shouldve up and fuckin invited me in on this shit man
>attempt to find the tea

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>>9217592
a bit
but i did find a boat to get to another region
it was cheap enough so i think i can get out
>>9217615
well
i'm okay
not very cheery right now
but it's not very different for most days

>>9217696
Nice, have a region planned out?
Unova is nice, but i have to be in Kalos most of the time.

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>>9217696
Sounds shitty. You need a ride somewhere? If you're fine with getting a ride from return of the mummy here I'll be willing to do it.
Hah.

>>9217314
>Hug anon

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>>9217666
there was uh.....human who left it sitting here and I was just looking at it
>Buzzwole skitters off abandoning the pink, heart patterned teaset and what smells like, some kind of herbal tea

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>>9217716
yeah
i plan to go back to kalos
i'll try to reopen my shop
>>9217723
well i am going to kalos by boat
since i can't go by plane

>>9217730
No plz

>>9218008
Nice, might actually visit you there, work permitting.
But for now, time to go to work.
See you soon.
>A man in a mechanic's overall is getting ready for work
>Minutes alter, he departs towards from Opelucid towards the north

>>9218064
Yes. Hugs for anon.
>Hug the anon tightly

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>>9218008
Pff, boats suck shit, dude. Tell me when you get your thing set up and I'll come get a new scarf or something.

>>9218064
>>9218098
(Guys this is an RP thread take it somewhere else please.)

Sinnohposter here. Why is Turnback Cave closed off to non-champions?

>>9218126
>Nobody can do anything but srsbzns all the time forever because I said do
Chill, dude.

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>>9218173
I tried to investigate that once. Was forced to turn back.

>>9218075
yeah
see you soon too
>>9218103
thank you
when i get it all set up i'll go make a nice scarf just for you
>>9218173
i don't know but it is called the turnback cave
i don't think that place must be very dangerous

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>>9218173
Because Gigi lives there and gets grumpy as fuck when people mess with his house.

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>>9218261
(forgot image)

>>9218260
>>9218261
>>9218280
Eh?
Well hell I'm checking it out anyway. Will post results if I'm not dead.

>>9218173
Supposedly.it is the only constantly open portal to the distortion world and apparently Giratina is viciously protective it for some reason

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>>9218260
>Groggily waking up
You got signal here, eh?

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>>9218314
Why the hell can't yall fuckin' take "stay the ev-fur-lovin' fuck out" at face value an' stay the ev-fur-lovin' fuck out?

>>9218340
Weird... This place looks cool.
Just found a huuuuge pillar in the middle of a room.

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>>9218347
Finally. I've been getting the damn Connection Error thing for an hour. I have a whopping one bar.

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>>9218422
>ROLL TO FIX NOSE

>>9218420
Get out dude
YOU ARE INVADING GIRATINA'S HOUSE
THIS IS HOW GOREGAMI HAPPENS

>>9218457
Gore-agami is arceus' thing though.

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>>9218422
Eh heh... we should get going

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>>9218420
Fuckin'. God damn it, don't fuckin' touch shit.
>>9218457
Hey, gore-gami ain't what Gigi does. Last purr-son to come an' invade the house got turned into a purr-manent slave though.

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>>9218456
dude
what the fuck are you doing
>sup dude
>hows it going

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>>9218456
AAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>9218495
>pick self off ground
>stop trying to buy life size cuttout of Belloq
Yes. Onward.

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Does anybody have any tips on how to care for berry plants? I figure i should find out before they come up.

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>>9218571
Heh heh, you first. I'll be close, real close, heh.

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>>9218422
>>9218347
>>9218495
>>9218571
>a sound can be heard from inside their head
..sk .....ck.....an hear... ..e...
...lea... ..pond...

C
O
C
K

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>>9218630
Right, let's just get whatever loot there is and get the hell out. And maybe find a butcher of ill repute to sell that unfortunate dragon back there to.

>>9218634
>confused weed sounds
...Did you say something else Gask?

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>>9218634
>It's... Nirie?
I can hear you, eh, badly.

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>>9218685
I heard the word "cock" and came running, what is happening?

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>>9218717
>>9218702
>a response
>nirie tries to get
>tries to pinpoint the location slowly making the signal better
.gas.... ...it's....u than.... good.... you .... safe.....
....whe.....ar.....ou....

>>9218718
You must be confused, I was calling my chickens.

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>>9218717
What? Stop wasting ti-

>>9218807
...Is someone there?

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>>9218702
>Doesn't respond
>Gask is too focused on Nirie

>>9218807
Heh, Hippowdon Temple, Cock is with me.
You got me, eh

COCK
SPLET!!!!!!!!

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>>9218871
>hippowdown temple
>it's a easier to pinpoint
>so the signal improoved drastically
>bit still a bit flunty
gotcha....
we.... fianlly foun... you...
we passed the la... few days looki... for you nonstop
>>9218864
it's ne nir.. ..... you two safe...?

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>>9218878
>phone can barely get a signal
>your cock post goes to voicemail

>>9218871
ALcock. ALcock.

>>9218924
Other than being locked in a dust filled hellpit with sapient murderous piles of bronze, yes, I'm just having a lovely time.

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>>9218924
Safe, just, eh, beaten down a bit, heh.
We'll be back soon.

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>>9216231
*lets out a long fart*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Uh oh... I think I shit myself.

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>>9218969
>the connection is alomst completely there
i'm... trying to hel.... you al, sarcasm isn't going to help
>>9218978
it has been too long.... i was worried sick gas...
i didn't... sleep since the the day.... you two dissapeared
you two didn't.... even mentioned... to anyone...

>>9219020
L U C Y

>>9219020
>eats the shit
lucyhead

>>9219020\
LUCY
U
C
Y

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>>9219081
I thought Cock..

>>9218969
>Glare
>Resume telepathic communications
...Alcock told you all, heh.

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>Jingle.

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>>9219118
Jingle!

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>>9219143
>Teleport in.
>Roost on Hau.
>Jingle.

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>>9219081
Sarcasm is the only thing stopping me from using my tail as a noos-

>>9219110
>angry axtol
>further expression of your charming personality and vast wit may not be the best idea

>>9219020
LUCYHEAD

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>>9219157
Hmm.. Oh!
>Sun plays the Hershey Kisses' Christmas theme on his phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV9DL931WJM

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>>9219234
>SCRAAAAAW
>Roll to fly in and eat Sun's soup

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>>9219110
>good enough to be completely understandable
he didn't
and even then i would still be worried sick about you it has been days if course i would be worried
okay i'll infrom the other that you two are somewhere
i think i can teleport some supplies to you
do you need anything?
>>9219177
(no one thinks that about you)
yeah, but i'm still worried about you too

how would a human go about becoming a certain ghost?

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>>9219277
>The window is Sun's room is closed
>BONK
>Rolling to see if he broke it
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9219351
Which ghost is it you speak of?

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>>9219335
Some medicine and food could help, heh.
We are close to the end of this dustbin, eh heh heh.

>>9219177
>That's more like it

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>>9219335
>The Cock knows nothing of friendship, respect, or trust
>He thinks you're ruseing him
>Assuming you can tell this because psychic reasons
Yes, yes, I'm still fully able to work.

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>>9219364
>Ub portal in
>Place an origami bat on the table
(This is a funpost, ignore if wanted)

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>>9219443
(I'm alright with it man)
Where are you all coming from??

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Why does Giovanni act like a bird? Is this normal for team leaders?
>Colress: Chitter like a mantis and look for food.

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>>9219463
>Open portal briefly
>Point to entrance, giggle, then pull more origami animals out
>Odds, some are bats

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>>9219397
okay, i'll send some food and medicine for you too
>>9219420
>he reads all that
>he is a bit hurt by it
>but he keeps it by himself because he is more worried to helpin at that moment
well... don't worry i'll try to give you two something to help
>he teleports some cans of food and some super potions and revives if necesary

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>>9219533
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>9219533
>CHITTER BACK AT COLRESS
>>9219579
IT'S "HOT", ISN'T IT?

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>>9219551
>He giggles a bit, but stops suddenly when he sees the bat
>Roll to keep your breathing even and not start hyperventilating
O-oh yeah... I guess you guys do that too...
>His eyes dart from side to side
Um.. those are nice!

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>>9219574
Thanks, heh.
>Get the bathtub ready for when I get back

>>9219420
Heh, good.

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>>9219579
>>9219605
>Colress: Chitter like a bug and attempt to seduce U1 and U5.

So uh, I have a problem, and I heard this is a good place to get answers.
My trainer hates me, and I don't know what to do. Half the time he leaves me in the ball, and even when I do the best I can in battle, even when I win without getting hurt at all, he slaps my butt and puts me back in the ball, sometimes he lets me out to eat, but it's horrible, like ash in my mouth.
He's left me at home alone for once, and I don't know if I should run or something...

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>>9219574
>Seaweed Trust Level: Raised to a whopping 1%
Well, it's a definitely better than nothing. Your assistance is noted.

>>9219694
Yes.

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>>9219720
Break his knees.

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>>9219716
>UNIT ONE: SURPRISED CHITTERING
>PLATES: POOF OUT TO MAX POOF
>WINGS: OUT
>FAN: CLICK ON
YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?
>>9219720
SUGGESTION: MURDER

>>9219803
I can't! He just puts me back in the ball if I try and do anything he doesn't want me to!

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>>9219694
i will gask
it will bed quite a good bath for only the two of us
>>9219776
no problem
i'll do my best to help you two get out of there safe

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>>9219660
>Happy giggling
>Spins around room

>>9219720
Fug him

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>>9219821
I would suggest leaving while he's gone. Alternatively I can come and retrieve you, if you wish.

>>9219848
(Nice pic)

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>>9219660
>>9219832
...?
>Poke the sleeping Xurkitree.

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>>9219823
Heh heh, good
>Motivation to max

>>9219776
Let's go, heh

>>9219847
EW, NO! He's like, fat and smelly!

>>9219848
I do have my pokeball... but I don't even know where I am!

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>>9219720
What kind of nutrition is given to your shell, that your self rejects?

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>>9219832
>Oh thank Arceus he hasn't started hyperventilating
>Sun pointedly avoids looking at the bat origami
So... What's your favorite kind of origami?
>>9219900
Oh, Tree? Um.. He was helping me find Annie! I think it kinda tired him out though, do you know him?

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>>9219897
(Thank, I pride myself on my massive collectioN.)
>>9219920
Hm... Do you think you can either walk outside momentarily or turn on Google location and go to Google maps?

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>>9219823
>motivation about normal
Noted.

>>9219915
On your order.
>progression: engaged

>>9219988
Uh... oh
I'm in Sinnoh.

>>9219947
It's like, kibble, and it's really, really bland, I don't even know if I'm getting any nutrients from it, but I'm still alive and not starving so yay?

>>9219988
>Google Maps
>Ever

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>>9219848
>Message from Admin Sebastian:
>"Unbonding from Nihilego potentially dangerous"
>"Field operative attempted to unbond from his Nihilego for health reasons, it lashed out against the operative and his team"
>"The Nihilego had to be ultimately put down"

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>>9219957
>Stop spinning
>Thinking paper
>Opens a portal, and pulls out another origami figure, of a celesteela

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>>9219915
come back safe okay...
>>9220021
and you too al, don't get hurt
everyone is worried

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>>9220021
>Keeping the supplies safe
You first heh. You're better at trap finding.

>>9220036
That sounds like el cheapo generic chow.
Might be some vitamin issues, but you can survive on that a while.
To be fair, I've given that to my team occasionally, but only when I was so broke I couldn't afford better. I was eating either blocks of cheap ramen or the same damn chow then, too, and I'm guessing he's eating better than that.

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>>9219957
...
>Nod.
>>9220094
...?
>Grab a sheet of paper and make an origami figure of Guzzlord.

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>>9220106
>Confused seaweed thoughts
>...I don't have anything valuable on me, why would anyone be worried?
I'll avoid dying if I can.

>>9220121
Or...maybe I won't, let's fine out.

>haha. time for exploration

(Why does anyone bother rping with sniffs if he ignores everyone?)

>>9220183
(Dude he ignored the other Kartana once. Chill.)

>>9220123
Probably, it comes in a big bag and like I said, disgusting.
...I don't know where to go, I know I'm in Sinnoh, but I don't know where I can go to get away from my trainer.

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>>9220094
Oh! Celesteela! Is it hard to keep from cutting the paper?
>>9220183
(Who exactly is Sniffs playing that's ignoring everyone...? Because the Kartanas are fine)
>>9220125
How do you guys tell each other apart??

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>>9220183
>>9220217
>>9220231
(I'll fuck off until the other Kartana goes then I guess.)
>UB portal out.

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>>9220157
>7
>Click
>Something is halfway pressed down

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>>9220231
>Nod
>Pulls some failed origami figures out of the hole this time, with large cuts in them

>>9220125
>Admires the guzzlord origami

>>9220260
(You are fine)
(Only real worry was the characters getting mixed up due to similar images)

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>>9220261
I hate my life. What am I standing on and how many horrible things are about to come at me?

>>9220260
kys faggot

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>>9220309
Heh, some sort of plate in the ground.
Maybe keep it pressed, heh.

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Hey Colress, can you do this?
>Rolling for Ghetsis to do a sick kickflip.

>>9220314
(Follow your own advice)

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>>9220260
(You're fine, I can tell you two apart)
Aw... Okay.
>>9220302
>Sun looks at the Guzzlord origami as well
Um... Think he's looking for a Guzzlord?

>>9220355
(oh god what have you done)

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>>9220355
ha
fuck off dad
thats my thing
>roll to do a kickflip over nec

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>>9220355
Yes.
>Hop on cockroach form U2.
>Roll to do a cool kickflip.

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>>9220337
...If it clicked something had to have been hit. So whatever it is will instantly trigger. Right. Okay. Planning.

...Is there anything that can hold wedge this thing in place? Piece of stone, a stick, anything.

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>>9220407
COLRESS? THAT WAS "SAD".
I BELIEVE IT IS DONE LIKE THIS.
>ATTEMPT TO DO A KICK FLIP USING COCKROACH FORM U5

>>9220225
Oh god he's coming back, I can see him coming up the road.
Arceus save me there's a leather strap poking out of his back.

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>>9220430
>DO A COOLER ONE

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>>9220412
Eeeeuuuhhh...
>Roll to find anything heavy

>>9220460
(bag* just fuck my shit up)

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>>9220460
Run.

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>>9220464
>UNIT ONE: TAKE THIS AS A CHALLENGE
>ACTION: FLARE OUT, FLASH YOUR LIGHTS, CHITTER LOUDLY, AND A MAKE YOUR EM FIELD FLARE OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
>ROLL TO DO THE COOLEST KICKFLIP

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>>9220369
>Shrug
>Adjust some things on the Celesteela
...
>Make a noise that sort of implies the statement: "you want me to leave?"

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>Latias attempts to do a flip

>>9220460
Oi, can ya tell me there you are in Sinnoh? I can come over an' have a few choice words wi' this lad for ye.

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>>9220520
PRETTY GOOD.
>U5: STAY CALM AND RESERVED AS ALWAYS.
>ROLL TO DO A COOLER ONE.

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>>9220467
That sounded very confident.

Alright, can't melt it, can't snap it, nothing to jam it with, Ice Punch breaks the notch, Sludge Wave might cause more harm than good, and I'm assuming you don't keep a carefully weighed bag of sand on your person...

>>9220577
>faildubs
>seaweed looses footing
>*Click*

>>9220565
Uhh google says Jubilife city
Oh shit gotta go

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>>9220577
>Click
>Click
>Rumble

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>>9220570
>U1: IS NEVER A CALM BUG
>FLARE OUT THE WINGS AS WELL
>HOW DO YOU DO A COOLER FLIP IF U1 ALREADY DID THE COOLEST FLIP?
>WHATEVER
>ROLL TO BEAT U5 BY DOING AN EVEN COOLER FLIP

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*bzz*
>hello, all

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>>9220629
>U1: HAVE YOUR EVENS STOLEN
>TRIP OVER U6'S WORTHLESS ASS
>RESIST URGE TO BLAST DRIVE U6

>>9220625
>Grunt: haul ass.
Good thing me family reunion's in th' "hangovers ev'rywhere" part of th' program, eh? No need t'make excuses t' disappea'.

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>>9220629
>>9220664
>U5: REALIZE YOU TECHNICALLY JUST WON THIS.
>U5: SKEDDADDLE BEFORE U1 BLASTS YOU.

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>>9220628
...Hindsight is 20/20 and let's not make any judgments about whatever is happening

>Seaweed: fleeweed

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>>9220681
>UNIT ONE: BE SALTY AF
>KICK UNIT SIX

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>>9220628
Uh...

>>9220711
RUN

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Hey does anyone know any Cipher grunts?

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>>9220755
Maybe. What about 'em?

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>>9220748
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>throw swamp beast on back
>flee harder

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>>9220711
>>9220748
>Rumble
>Rumble closer

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>>9220755
Yes, and I would appreciate if they were located and... Taken care of.

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>>9220777
They're with my old trainer and I gotta stab 'em.
>>9220796
Awesome. Where at?

>>9220778
(whoops, missed one)
>>9220782
THIS WAS MUCH LESS UNPLEASANT IN THE MOVIES

>>9220777
>payday here cause bones is slow

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>>9220778
>Somehow lifted
Eh?

>>9220782
EEEEEH?

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>>9220805
Ah, well. I know not. They stole three of my Pokemon and likely used one to teleport away.

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>>9220805
Okay. Can I eat 'em when you're done?

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>>9220840
>Jelly: Offer her soda.

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>>9220777
>777
>Oh bo- wait god damnit owl is a ghost type too.
Fuckin, what is it with you guys. Now I gotta..
>Scratch cleanse tag symbols and junk into a single coin
>Just ping it at his forehead

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>>9220840
Fuckin' hell. Guess I'm lurking until they come out.
>>9220852
Yeah sure.
>Buzzo: Lurk.

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>>9220778
>>9220807
>>9220834
>5 turns of running
>3 fails and squished
>2 fails and you have one shot

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>>9220834
YOU CAN QUESTION THE PHYSICAL LOGIC OF THIS LATER WHEN WE'RE NOT DYING

>>9220874
>internal screaming

Hey, /par/.
Anybody know if there's a coastal city with an employee-friendly job market right now?
I'm looking to leave my current position, I think my boss suspects something about my personal life that he doesn't like.
I'm a good writer, I deal well with the public, and I've got a Trainer's license in good standing. No hardcore battlers on my team though.

>>9220672
>Meanwhile, the anonymous Pokemon is being bound and gagged, on threat of not being fed for a week and being stuck in the ball for all that time.

>>9220922
CATALYST
Just make sure they don't throw you at their enemies to die.

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>>9220937
I am TRYING not to

>>9220927
>Charlie the Grunt: start looking for a lead. The city's a big place.
Anybody got that IP address, can you narrow it down to a physical location besides just a city?

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>>9220893
>4 turns
>1/3

>>9220956
Try harder, dude. I've been looking for a job and Catalyst is climbing up there.
Just don't want to get my throat slit by some yahoos you guys pissed off.

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>>9220956
Hey what's the medical at Cata like?

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>>9220976
>that boulder is getting closer
>seaweed: very aware of your impending death
WHO THE HELL BUILDS AN UNLEVEL HALLWAY?

>>9220967
Uhh, hang on, I have a Porygon, gimme a sec
>Random nerd: I.P trace posts through Porygon technomagic

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>>9220922
Most of your answers are likely going to be "Catalyst"
>>9220858
Oh... Thank you.
>Caitlin fiddles with the tab for a bit before opening and downing the soda
>yaaay stimulant, no narco shenanigans tonight
>probably
>she's still passing out on tripsfails

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>>9220977
Grunts without combat experience likely have little to worry about, as we would give you a job within the Aether segment.

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>>9221047
>Snuggle up with the narco lady.
>Would jelly toxin be a stimulant or a downer?
>I personally imagine it as a stimulant.
>Offer shiny rock.

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>>9220977
That's the problem, there are many of these yahoos.
Listen to the standing orders like "don't wear Catalyst uniforms in Kalos" and your chances of survival are much higher.
Also report any weird jellyfish sightings

>>9221013
Pretty decent, we have deals with multiple hospitals and medical institutions in the Big 7.

>>9220967
>>9221032
>Realize random anons are much faster at sending out pories
>Time to adjust reply procedures

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>>9221076
What job would three ice types get me? I work well with ice types but I'm in Kalos currently.

>>9220937
>>9221047
I've heard of them.
Big on Pokemon rights, primary power base is in Unova, looking to expand?
I'm considering them. I don't know if they'll be any less likely to fire me over some things I've posted here, though.
There's rumors about a few of their officers, but you know how rumors are.
>>9221076
Cool. So I don't have to have a battle-ready team or be combat-capable to get a support job?

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>>9221022
>Dubs count for two
>2 turns
>1/3

>>9221076
>Something in blue overalls is outside the Castle

>>9221136
Nah dude they're perfectly fine with pokephilliacs, the rumors are true, I personally saw one of the Admins kissing an Alolan Raichu and backing into his room.
Here's hoping I don't get fired for leaking that little tidbit.

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>>9221117
That depends entirely on your own expertise, however, Colress and our chefs would likely appreciate the help of more ice types in keeping things preserved.
>>9221136
You are the anon who was creating greentexts, correct?
We take no interest in the bedroom activities of our members unless they become legal issues, such as pedophilia.
And no, most of our jobs are non combat.
>>9221177
It's not exactly a secret. Colress fucks his Genesects and Dave is in a relationship with Necrozma as well.

>>9221116
>>9221032
>Got an address.
Good, I've got somethin' to work with!
>Charlie the Grunt: sprint through town.
>Knock on the door, loudly.
>Call out Heracles the Heracross (Lv40) to watch his back.

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>>9221200
Sweet. I'll go apply at the place in Snowbelle I guess.
Is it weird to have reocurring dreams of being a pokemon?

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>>9221177
You're alright this time. It wasn't mission info or anything like that.
>>9221219
I'll say this: it's more common than you think.

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>>9221159
>external screaming
DEAR ARCEUS IS THIS SOME KIND OF ELABORATE PUNISHMENT TO TEACH ME ABOUT THE VALUE OF BEING NICE BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORKING

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>>9221085
>I kinda thought it was a stimulant too
>Fits better with how all the stung people behave
>At this rate I won't be able to call her narco lady anymore
>Pat the jelly on the bell and accept the rock
Did you make this...?

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>>9221216
>This fat fuck answers the door
>He's clearly drunk, and pantsless
The fug you wan mate?

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>>9221269
>Our master plan was actually to get rid of narcos the whole time.
>The Sun ruse was a distaction... I hass the narcos...
>Jelly nod.
>Pet her hair.
>Attempt to not get stuck.

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>>9221177
Only because it is neither a secret nor mission critical info.
That said I do have to remind you to warn of any data leakages.

>Start thinking again how it got leaked in the first place

>>9221273
>Charlie: manage not to look Maximum Angery, for now.
Wellness check, sir. Got a report of Pokemon abuse, came to check it out.
I just want to look around, ask a few questions.

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>>9221262
>1 turn
>1/3

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>>9221262
>VERY external screaming
>And a fist raised

>>9221200
Yeah, that's me.
Mind if I send in a resume?
I'll leave off my greens, I promise. They may be fun, but I wouldn't call them professional qualifications.

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>>9221303
Fug off, I ain't done nothing wrong
>He tries to close the door in your face

>>9221300
Ohshithiboss
I'm the only leak this time, haven't seen any Porygon that aren't yours.

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>>9221174
>A lanky Trainer with slightly unkempt hair and a Vaporeon come out.

Good evening. I assume you're here to talk business with command?
Please, come in. I'll see if I can get our Admins, if not N himself.

>Fishpupper: bork happily.

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>>9221321
>continued external screaming

>>9221348
I DON'T KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

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>>9221292
>where making this hapen
>were curign narcopepsi
>Congrats, you avoided becoming one with the hair
That is sweet. Perhaps I shall make a necklace.
>Set the rock on the bedside table
You are an Ultra Beast, correct? I do believe we are supposed to report you on sight.

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>>9221242
Well dreaming about being a Bergmite was what motivated me to become a trainer. So... Woo I guess.
>Iceman: Go put a resume in and tidy hour house up.

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>>9221398
>There it is
>A narrow corridor which you slip in
>The rock gets stuck
>It is mildly broken

>>9221358
>Charlie: jam leg in the door
>Charlie's player: remember his thick accent
Your neightbors don' agree.
I'm comin' t' take a look aroun'!

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>>9221419
>Narcolepsy: Deleted.
>Final boss of PAR is narcolepsy personified.
>Nervous jelly noise.
>Attempt to dissuade by being cute.
>Very cute, the cutest.

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>>9221351
Go ahead. I believe one of the admins is currently dealing with resumes, I myself have been a bit... otherwise occupied.

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>>9221450
Well...I found the trap.

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>>9221454
>The hiker groans
Fine fine whatever git in and git out I was in the middle of somethin

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>>9221395
Good evening, I'm here for business indeed. I believe we got in contact online for fixing up the more mechanical stuff.

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>>9221465
>Go the full mile and just delet sleep altogether
>Sleep is for nerds anyway
Relax. I do not believe I will regardless. I would be required to explain why I believed allowing a stranger to potentially borrow my Malamar was a good idea in the first place. I rather enjoy this job, mind you.
>Pap the jelly again

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>>9221378
Hello, and good.
There was one rogue Porygon-Z that escaped the night after, thus the latest and stricter data policies.

>>9221426
Just one question more, were there any humans in that dream?

>>9221490
>Charlie: look around.
>Be sure to check in closets, under beds and sinks, and inside cabinets and dressers.
So, what I was hearin' was that a Pokemon 'ere might have some, er, mal-nutrition issues.
Sick from a bad diet, in non-egg'ead terms.
>Charlie: lie.
I'm jus' 'ere as a formality, I promise.

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>>9221486
Heh heh... thanks.
Really, heh.
I'm not as fast, heh.

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>>9221539
Pretty sure there weren't. I was mostly stuck in my house because I was too damn stubby to get out. It was a cool dream though. Pretty ice.
Anyway, if you get my resume look for Berg. Not Burgh, I don't do bugs. Berg.
I can do whatever, I'd prefer fieldwork though. Also my team only has four pokemon on it.

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>>9221496
Excellent. I'll call up the admins, and get someone down here at once.
>Frankie: dial the bosses, hoping to get N.
"Our mechanic has arrived on site, sirs. We need somebody down here able to talk finances and job scope."

>Fishpupper: sniff the mechanic a bit.
>Bork a bit.

Yes, Vapey, I'm aware and I'm excited too.

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>>9221577
>extremely fragile seaweed ego: stroke'd
Yes. Well. You're quite welcome.

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>>9221557
>It really doesn't take much to find the Pokemon
>Its current situation is dubious at best, legally, as it's bound and gagged on a bed, legs spread, and crying
>It's rather obvious why the Hiker put her like this: she's a Lucario

>>9221615
L
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>>9221615
LUCY

>>9221615
LUCY

>>9221615
LUCYHEAD

>>9221615
(Why would you ever make a Lucario character after seeing what's happened the past three threads whenever the image of one showed up?)

>>9221647
(An attempt to redeem the species)

>>9221647
Not only that, but it's female.

>>9221647
(Maybe he is new)

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>>9221608
>Get borked upon
Excitable lil' fella, isn't he?
>The mechanic reveals a single pokeball
Mind if I let the assistant out?

>>9221652
(It can't be redeemed man. We're close to outright banning Lucario.)
>>9221656
(There was a minor shitpost storm earlier this thread. That'd have to be hella new.)

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>all that OOC
>distraction sord goooooo, try to rerail the thread
HAIL GOOD FELLOWS! HATH THOU SEENST ANY DRAGONS?

>>9221682
(I thought we DID ban lucario?)

>>9221615
>Shock and anger fill Charlie.
>He wheels around, fury in his eyes.
Tha' tears it. I oughta feckin' kill ye' fer this.
Heracles, pin th' lout!
>Charlie tries to untie the Lucario while the Heracross goes to keep the Hiker from doing much of anything.

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>>9221686
Nope, I saw dragon shaped origami though!
>>9221693
( I thought we just did an unspoken ban rather than a formal one)

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>>9221686
Nope, no dragons here.