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Ratbird/Out Of Placers thread Vol. 2 We might as well try another

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Ratbird/Out Of Placers thread Vol. 2

We might as well try another one because why not.
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we need more Baxxid lewds
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>>9210534
I don't even think there have been any Baxxid lewds yet.

People need to get on that shit.
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I want to marry Lopin and be his loving devoted husband.
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>>9210766
I want to adopt Lopin as a pet and feed him all the clams he wants, and give him a comfy and safe home for the rest of his life.
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Call me slow but I just realized Varakses covers his (her?) second and third pair of eyes like the other baxxid we saw. Could this be a gender thing, or a "We don't want to freak human out with our three pairs of eyes" thing?
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I wanna be the qt female yinglet and do lewd things to Lopin
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>>9210807
I want to keep him in a small box at night and switch it out every night for a very slightly smaller box and see if he notices
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>>9210869
I think it's a thing they do to fit in among humans better.
He also has holes in his carapace to fasten little dangly adornments
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>>9211563
He'd probably get really excited because he thinks he's just getting bigger.
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I am
in ratbird hell
Help me
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>>9212366
What would the yinglet version of Hell even look like?
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>>9212545
Tiger heaven maybe?
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>>9212366

that isn't a haiku u lil shit
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>>9212621
Maybe I'll write a haiku later.
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How long would a yinglet astronaut survive i wonder?
It would probably forget it's helmet or something.
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Yinglet feet are sexy.
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>>9212812
It would probably do significantly worse than the chimps that went to space, due to inability to follow directions.
Maybe about as well as Russian space dogs. The trick would be to give them as little control of the situation as possible.
And no space walks, for the aforementioned helmet issue.
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>>9212894

>united salian space program coming under fire from environmentalists over the reveal of having recovery programs for canine astronauts yet none for yinglets
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>>9212621
Am scav, it's very good haiku
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>>9213312
At first they actually had a recovery program for yinglets, but they stopped it after none of the yinglets wanted to come down because it was so sparkly up there.
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>>9213340
I am hungry yes
I got in a so big fight
And broke my shell toozh
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>>9212545
>>9212553
do Yinglets even have a religion
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>>9213643
I think in the nebula lore page it said they worship said nebula, fearing it is an all-seeing sauron eye or something

That might be fanon I remember as official lore, however

The fact that they use ancestor names as swears hints that there might be some sorta ancestor worship going on too
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>>9210869
>>9211739
I think it's fashion. Might be gender-specific fashion. Just like they shape their "horns", and Varakses has had little holes made in his for ornaments.
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>>9213643
More of a collection of shared stories
I seem to recall there being one really famous, fat female yinglet.
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In the rare case of a literate ying, would they write th as th or as z?
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>>9214479
They adopted their language from humans, the only reason they're not making th-sounds is because they're physically incapable.
It'd make no sense for them to carry over their speech impecament to writing.

Also, now I really want to see Vizlet's research notes from when she was stuying under humans. However smart she is, I feel like she would still make a bunch of mistakes since she had to learn it by herself.
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>>9214479
Probably th
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>>9214610
*impedament

Word is hard okay yes.
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>>9214610
I just wonder if they learn to distinguish when a word actually has a z and when it's a th.
Because it seems like it wouldn't achieve much for them to learn such differences that don't mean anything to them anyway.
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>>9214846
That's just the thing I'd imagine Viz getting wrong when she's writing.

Her vocabulary is probably a bit hathy
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>>9214862
And I could see her having a problem where humans write her name as Vithlet.
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>>9214917
How do you know that's not her actual name?

She must have had a very confusing upbringing.
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>>9214479

it's like humans writing the silent e
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Could a yinglet have two dicks?
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>>9215489
as a mutation perhaps
functionality would be questionable
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Could a yinglet post strange questions on 4chan?
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>>9215972
Yes, but only if it has a computer and an internet connection
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>>9215972
why of corse not, yinglits are stupid.
it not like we have aces to internet that would be crathy
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>>9215972
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Imagine if yinglets just appeared in the real world, would be nice.
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>>9216555
I think they would have a hard time integrating into earth society. Especially if these threads count as evidence that everyone would just want to fuck them.
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>>9216555
Jesus, can you imagine how horrifying Yinglet shitposters would be?
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>>9216844
They wouldn't be any worse than normal shitposters, and at least they'd be a heck of a lot more obvious.
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>>9216860
Would they, really?

Moreover, Yinglets would be goddamn headache for insurance companies. Listing 'accident-prone' as a pre-existing condition would get torn to shreds by any decent lawyer.
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Does the average yinglet have a lower IQ than the average human?
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>>9217137
They wouldn't get insurance, they die by 30

>>9217159
Yes. They pretty much all have ADHD and cannot focus.
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>>9217187
Give the yinglets adderall
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>>9217420
>Giving yinglets amphetamines

This is a good idea.
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would brothels accept Yinglet costumers
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>>9217868
Yinglets probably aren't a very lucrative clientele. Most brothels probably wouldn't accept mollusks as payment.
Maybe classy wealthy yinglets can go though.
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>>9217831
Just cut out the middle man and teach them how to cook meth.
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>>9218001
Mezzamphetamine is a popular product.
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>>9217927
Now i want art of a male yinglet on a human woman.
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>>9218079
I'm shocked if that doesn't already exist.
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>>9216844
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
i copy and past ze zing. it makes people mad very funny
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>>9219015
Scav is not made for bodice and bodice is not made for scav.
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Fancy Lad is the cutest yinglet.
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>>9221228
Yours is stupid hat!
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If a giant zat zhing were to hurtle towards earth, only to be stopped by plucky space-trained oil drillers with nukes, but the resulting debris led to mass yingletization of humanity, would this have a net negative or positive effect on the world?
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>>9221829
The world would be a lot funnier and also a lot sexier.

Also, a lot gayer.
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>>9222070
So net positive, is what you're saying.
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>>9221829
Depends on where it hits

If it happens over the Western World, shit hits the fan in a major way. if East Asia, the remaining humans will whip the Yinglets into shape and life will carry on as usual.
If Africa, literally nothing changes
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>>9222309
I think its effect on the Middle East if it was part of its zone of yinglet may be the most intriguing question.
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>>9222461
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Anyone else having trouble posting in this thread in particular?
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>>9223126
No
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>>9222461
They'd still try to wage their perpetual war against everyone else, but their newfound incompetence and buffoonery would turn the whole thing into a farce.
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>>9223154
So it stays pretty much exactly the same, only with worse aim
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>>9223356
Now I want this image but with yinglets
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>>9223437
That'd peobably be how yinglets would fight too, even using guns they'd still want to do it in a stab circle, it's just instinct!
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>>9223437
I could probably draw that tomorrow. Not tonight though 'cause I'm super tired.
-drawfag who drew kown Kass and that page of Lopin lewds
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>>9223524
I saw the lewds but i must have missed kown kass.
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What if everyone in the world was transformed into a yinglet, what kind of stuff would happen?
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>>9224957
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>>9226342
Thanks

What does kown mean tho?
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>>9226424
There's this one shitposter who shows up in almost every fetish-related thread on /trash/, asking "Can someone tell me why people like this because I really want to kown". He alsways uses this picture.
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>>9226437
Aah, thank you for explaining.
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>>9222309
>>>/pol/

>>9226437
not shitposting is it's a legit question
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>>9226437
So Kass in the picture just wants to kown. It makes sense now.
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>>9226555
If he just showed up to some threads, then it would be understandable. /trash/ does some weird shit after all.

But this guy has a LONG history of showing up in pretty much every thread ever, posting the exact same words with exactly the same picture, every time. He never sticks around for replies either.

It's not a genuine question, it's just spam.
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So what do you guys think of the Lusty Argonian Maid comic that Kass is doing?

I think it's breddy gud, but I'm not sure how I feel about putting it together with OOPs on the patreon.
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>>9226741
*That Val is doing
ech
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>>9226741
I love this
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>>9225785
Lots of people killing themselves by eating stuff yinglets can't metabolize, until PSAs explaining what yinglets can and can't eat are eventually released once that's actually figured out.

Many other things depend on if the gender ratio remains as it is in the short term, or changes to standard yinglet ratios when everyone changes.
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>>9226741
Ha ha, now i want a yinglet race mod for skyrim.
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>>9226773
Maybe it can happen one day. For now you'll have to be content with playing as a sandvich.
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>>9226779
Im hoping the comic will become popular enough that someone will make it, for now ill just play as a chair person
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>>9226764
Oh man, so many would starve, because one of the main sources of food in the world is grain.

Can yinglets eat rice and corn tho?
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>>9227884
And if they can eat corn, can they eat feed corn? If so, the midwest is saved. Otherwise they have to survive on soybeans.
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In a recent beer-related discussion, I managed to somehow avoid calling a Yuengling a Yinglet at any point, despite mentally getting those words mixed up way too often. I am proud of myself.
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>>9228418
Why do you mix the words up?
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>>9228371
There are mice and rats all over the place, maybe they would build a bunch of mouse and rat traps and eat those, they can eat pretty much anything after all.
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do Yinglets ever team up and sexually assault human men
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>>9228435
Yuengling is pronounced yingling, and Yngling was also an important legendary Norse dynasty, so initially I kept accidentally thinking they were yinglings, not yinglets, and forcing my brain to correct that confused it on the other similar words a bit.

I am also stupid.
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>>9228454
I think the population surviving without grains problem is also lessened by yinglets probably needing somewhat less food than humans.
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>>9228481
I hope so 0///0
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>>9228481
No, because sexual assault implies the human not wanting it, and that's impossible.
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I ship it.
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>>9228825
Lopin is for human dick only
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>>9228835
Proper Kass ship is with the yinglet guards. They called her sopretty lady, and there's nothing more charming than that.
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If all readers of OoP got yingletized, would the yinglet population be capable of surviving and growing?
Would an enclave system develop?
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>>9229131
Im guessing about 1000 or so read the comic, for humans at least a population would need 300 individuals for enough genetic variety, probably the same for yinglets as their gender disparity is outweighed by their erratic mutations, then there would also be the problem of getting all of the yinglets together, but they would be spread out over the us and at least some in europe, so i would say yes, but we would probably be studied by governments a lot.
seeing as the yinglets would be former humans they would probably have a hard time forming enclaves, but eventually it would probably happen and then some smart matriarchs could breed out the gender disparity until the yinglets could function normally in society, probably be bred to be bigger as well.
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>>9229218
edit: also lots of ADHD medication
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>>9229218
How does this change if it includes everyone who's happened to see a page or two somewhere, but isn't really a reader? It'd be harder to sell the enclave idea, but numbers would be larger.

I think we'd be much more of a public nuisance in that case.
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Could a yinglet use an ikea bag for clothing?
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If you told a yinglet "the world is your oyster," would he try to eat it?
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>>9229925
Yes
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I wanna be one of Vizlet's ladies.
History and culture are interesting.
As are handsome scavs.
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I need more porn!!
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Is this thread dead?
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>>9231080
Define dead.
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>>9231275
In the bottom left corner i wonder if thats supposed to be a dick hes bouncing on, yinglets are small but to be that large in comparison thats gotta be a monstrous dick.
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>>9231377
What if a Baxxid became a Yinglet?
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>>9231517
what if a Yinglet became a Baxxid
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>>9231527
It would probably go all stabby stabby on those who mistreated it as a yinglet, that or it would go stab fish and eat them or something.
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>>9231517
Whats that got to do with over-sized dicks?
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>>9231702
or use it's new high intellect to fuck all the humans
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>>9231721
Baxxid have GOT to be packing.
All the wimminz clamor for the BBC
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>>9231778
Could it trim its foreclaws to make them rounded at the ends and use them to "fist" humans?
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>>9231866
Wonder if a baxxids penis would be smooth or ridged?
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>>9232070

much like a bandsaw
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>>9232446
This discussion is getting progressively weirder.
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>>9232446
Would the barbs be soft or hard and tearing?
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>>9232571
Unpleasant for human buttholes, doubtless.
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>>9232070
Honestly given their body layout and lack of (safe) grasping appendages probably something like a snakes hemipenis.
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>>9233322
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>>9233422
Look how horrified Lopin is.


Which is inaccurate, because zis wouldn't horrify him at all.
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What does it mean if I think Vizlet looks oddly similar to my mom
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>>9233641
It means your mom is secretly a yinglet
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>>9233641
That depends on if youre attracted to Vizlet or not
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>>9233649
Zat explains some zhings

>>9233662
M- maybe a little....
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>>9233322
>HNNNNNWHAT ARE HYOUUUU WAITING FORRRR?
>THEEEEY'RE NOOOOT GOING TOOO SSSUCK THEMSELVESSSSS
>...
>...HNNNNN IFFF YOU WANT TOOO THAT ISSSS...
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>>9234214
How am i supposed to suck both at the same time, I've only got one mouth?
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>>9233733
Freud would be proud
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>>9234336
>not wanting to ride them both
pleb
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i don't think Baxxid can masturbate with their arms, do they pay humans to do it for them
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>>9234360
I've only got the one hole yaknow
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>>9234407
>not being able to fit them both at once
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>>9234456
Honestly it depends on if you can push the dicks together or if they're too stiff to do so with
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That feel when you will never be gang raped by 26 yinglets at once
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>>9234669
>tfw you will never be cat called by horny yinglets
why live
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>>9234406
Masturbation is a luxury, so most of them are pretty backed up

Be sure to duck
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>>9234701
It'd take so many to pin you down that they'd probably wind up raping one of the Yinglets in the pile by accident
>I zhink zhis is ze human's hole...
>YES! Zat's ze human hole, don't stop please okay!
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>>9234344
In my defense, Vizlet is just objectively hot.
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>>9235044
Why would anyone resist?
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>>9226773
This would get me to play skyrim
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>>9235379
You should play it anyway, it's a great game, so long as you use some mods
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>>9235428
Especially the yinglet race mod. That one's the be-

Oh wait.
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>>9231377
Yes. Now that you point it out I realize that I did make it way too thick.
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>>9235484
It's okay. The best I could do would be to write "yinglet," and then write "dick" under it.
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If a yinglet that uses d instead of th said this dick is so thick it would say this dick is so dick
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>>9235636
*dis dick is so dick
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>>9235591
yinglet
dick
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>>9235484
Hey drawguy, you said earlier you were gonna draw isis yinglets, not saying you have to, but it would be funny to see.
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>>9235720
OMG so hot!!
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>>9235636
Since it's a harder h in thick, it may be dhick.
Regardless, you're gonna get all kinds of infections from fucking a scav that says d rather than z
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>>9235725
Yes, I want to, it definately sounds funny. But I forgot that I ran out of sketchbook paper so I didn't exactly have a sketchbook with me today. I'll definately try getting to it though. I just didn't want to do it on lined paper so I didn't get to doing it today. I might end up doing it on lined paper and then using an app to get rid of the background completely.
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>>9235761
Wonder if there are any scavs that use t instead of th.
Also i wonder how they can pronounce the ph sound.
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>>9221829

a team of yinglets sent to destroy the asteroid that would surely destroy earth would be much more entertaining
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>>9234669

yinglet penises are remarkably small

much like you swallow eight spiders in your sleep every week you tend to be raped in your sleep by yinglets at least once a month if you don't like your doors
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Should someone restart the thread again soon so it doesnt accidentaly 404?
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>>9236031
I thought val said theyre about the size a humans dick would be if the human was as small as a yinglet, so proportionally yinglet dicks are the same relation to their body as humans im tired need sleep
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>>9236031
Wait shit. Really? I should stop locking my doors.
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>>9236041
I think we'll be fine for a while.
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>>9235902
I accept this situation if I get to be a ying
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>>9236075
So there are Mandingo-Scavs out there packing six inchers?
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I want to ask an inane question but can't zhink of any right now. Zis is a disaster.
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>>9237023
Would Yinglets make good chefs, if they were trained how to not kill their patrons of course
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>>9237176
One with a knack for it could be excellent at experimenting with new dishes, but never remember how they made them.
The average chef-trained yinglet would be terrible, though.
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Is Kass actually an exceptionally attractive yinglady or is it just a matter of it being rare for males to see a female, that she gets called sopretty so often?
She has a manly snout.
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>>9237269
But she also has bit titties and a floofy tail. Think of her as a hot greek chick; big nose, blocky face, but put together in a way that is super hot
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>>9237354
That metaphor is very helpful. I understand everything now.
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>>9226741
>that Kassgonian
>thought of her/him being forced to act slutty like in the side comic
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>>9236031
That's a myth. Both the spider thing and the yinglet dick thing
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Healthy healthy juice, discuss.
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>>9238344

There are a few people who really skew the averages.
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>>9238498
I know, and that's what caused the spider thing to be a myth
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>>9235088
>nerdy
>glasses
>milf
>nun getup
>intelligent
>thirsty for BHC specifically

She has quite the resume.

Also, this thread is too wordy. if you all are gonna go off the deep end, may as well post nice pix too.
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>>9241106
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I desire to see Argonian Kass and Argonian Dragonborn to do lusty lizard maid things together.

This is what happens when far too many of my interests are appealed to at once.
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>>9241947
I want argonian Kass and yinglet Dragonborn do lusty things together
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>>9241106
You forgot to mention kind and magnanimous.
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I want to have all the clippings gathered from when Kass gets her hair trimmed so it can be made into a shaving brush
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Would a tapering penis enter the asshole easier
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>>9236451
I certainly hope so 0///0
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>>9242612
Wut
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>>9242667

only if it tapers in the right direction
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"She requires time. And I intend to give her all she needs"

>He likes Vislet for her smarts and competence
>Yinglets have a short life span
>Vislet is coming up on menopause
>He intends to humanise her to make her a real option, and by doing so also extend her reproductive window and lifespan
>It will probably also (he hopes) create a stronger bond between Val Salia and the Yinglet enclave he and Vislet intend to see bootstrapped into something worth allying with
>InB4 he has a special role for smarter Yinglets planned, too
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>>9243720
Won't he be surprised when he turns her into a human man.
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>the trademaster is talking about some unrelated woman from a different family that has never appeared or been discussed in the comic and has had nothing to do with anyone yet least of all any yinglets

quote me
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>>9230367
I want to suck that yinglet cock.

What does yinglet cum taste like?
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>>9244479
I could believe it. We have to keep in mind that Val has the whole story already outlined and we're starting a new story arc.
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>>9244479
OR
Said hitherto unknown chick is also working closely with other races and her and Veracroix are collaborating towards some unknown goal, and Kass is suddenly VERY important to an even larger cabal of rich assholes
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>>9244610
Ever have a wild oyster raw?

When healthy, they have this rich, creamy kinda-fishy flavored part which is the animal's food reserve (and gonad) and it's the most delicious part of the creature.

It tastes nothing like that, but rather like the jelly that collects at the the bottom of a bucket of rotting clams
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>>9243167
Yinglet hair shaving brushes are my very specific fetish
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>>9244865
It'd be too soft and fluffy

You need stiffer hairs, like a badger's, to get a good lather going
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Got worms?
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>>9245568
the Baxxid in the ground looks really cute
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>>9245789
Really cute and pretty horrifying, when you think of how easily it could kill you before you even know it's there.

Predators that lurk in the sand really creep me out.
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>>9244946
Ineffective attempts at lathers are my other fetish
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>>9245568
Shold we start a new thread so as to attract more people?
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>>9245948
no, that would make us cancer
>>
>>9245880
They could work for the brush hairdressers use to brush off hair from your neck and stuff.
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>>9245959
How so?
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>>9245948
On /co/? Yeah, go for it

on /trash/? That would "make us cancer"
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>>9245948
We'll see after this one dies. I made this one, and intended to just let it die because >>9245959 >>9245980
, but then again, we HAVE had an update. It would feel kinda shitty to only have 100 posts to discuss it.
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>>9245986
let's just kill this thread with spam and then make a new one
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>>9245999
Pls no Australian Satan.
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>>9245999
If yinglets spammed zhreads to kill zem, what would zey spam wizh?
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>>9246027
Wizh YINGLETS
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>>9246027
Yinglet dickpics
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>>9245568
I wanna stick my dick in a sandy hole where a baxxid will suck me off
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>>9246041
how often would Yinglets ask for human dick pics
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>>9246071
About once every other minute I'd think.
>>
New /co/ thread is up. Try to be on your best behavior. Lets see how long we can keep this one up for.

>>/co/92232150
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>>9246081
fine, let us talk about the update
>>
>>9246081
Nice job. You did it.
>>
>>9245568
really wanna know what the back eyes are for
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>>9246097
UV-vision/thermal vision/infrared/some other spectrum than visible light
>>
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>>9246081
>Thread is autosaging

Welp.

RIP I guess.
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>>9246151
Oh wait nvm we're good.
>>
>>9246151
Whats autosaging mean?
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>>9246385
Nuked by bots, I believe. In reference to Sage being a delete-happy mod
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>>9246426
Bot as in mod bot
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>>9246151
is not you dumb nigger
>>
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>>9246799
Maybe read further before you post, you dimwitted person of African descent.
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Does anyone have that pic Val drew of a yinglet with an erection?
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>>9247632
Somehow, I always forget to save that one

you can probably find it archived but I'm sure someone has it
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>>9247632
I need this
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>>9247632
>>9247945
>>9248056
Here it is. Just for context, he drew it after getting A LOT of questions over a long period of time, and this was before he did the bonus page with Ran's anatomy lesson.
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>>9248130
Official porn is best porn
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>>9248130
Imagine Ran asking a Yinglet to roll over a pop a stiffy so he can make a portrait
>Alright, so if you could just...you know...*fwip*?
>I dunno...I could use some 'help'. If you know what I mean.
>Uh...
>Show me yours I'll show you mine?

Well /trash/? Did he?
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>>9248438
Of course
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>>9248438
Do you think there's any chance of Ran not whipping out his dick in the name of science?
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>>9248514
Ran can only achieve orgasm if it's in the name of science
>>
>>9248130
So they're red rockets. Good to know
>>
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>>9248130
>You will never eat out your yinglet husband's cock slit and tease his erection out with your tongue

Why must reality be such a disappointment?
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>>9249187
Elim is only for Kass
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I drew this a couple days ago
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>>9249314
we need more
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>>9249314
That looks a bit more detailed than what I was planning on drawing soon.
>>
>>9249314
>>9249381
In fact now I'm considering abandoning my artistic pursuits because I'll never reach this level
>>
>>9214834
>impedament
I believe you are looking for the word "impediment"
>>
>>9249636
He wasn't lying zat word is hard okay yes
>>
>>9249607
Oh no! What a terrible thing I have caused.
>>
>>9249921
Never feel guilty for creating beauty
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>>9249636
Yeah, I noticed just after I pressed post. I decided to cut my losses and slink away into the darkness, hoping my error would be overlooked.
>>
Do indrel have puss-puss?
>>
>>9250111
SIX
LEGS
>>
>>9246041
>I take picture of friends dick, it s very handsome dick
>WHY YOU TAKE PIC OF MY DIC DELETE DIS DELETE DELETE DELETE
>yinglet spergs out and spams the thread in rage
>>
>>9250144
Imagine...
>>
>>9250150
What if the mods are also yinglets?

Would certainly explain our past experiences on /co/
>>
>>9250189
My god. That explains everything about /co/ for the past month.
>>
>>9250144
Five vagánias
>>
>>9250219
Maybe more
>>
>>9250181
Yeah Grimsby but
>>
>>9250270
Khhhxxssex noowh?
>>
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>>9250332
You just know that Ran is gonna look all over her body trying to understand how their reproduction works.
>>
>>9250006
I appreciate the ying on the right experiencing deep thought in the last frame
>>
>>9250215
This makes the mods seem like much more sympathetic characters
>>
>>9250658
No it doesn't

Yinglets can be cunts too
>>
>>9250821
But they can't help it that they're excitable and a little bonkers
>>
Heres an idea for a drawing: yinglet in gimp suit
>>
>tfw you will never be a yinglet

It just isn't fair
>>
>BALEETED

haha
>>
did the /co/ thread die naturally or was it killed
>>
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Aaaand there goes the /co/ thread. Deleted.
>>
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>>9252114
[ANGRY MOTH NOISES]
>>
>>9252095
It didn't die naturally. I was in it toward the end
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>>9252114
There is no justice
>>
>>9252095
>die naturally

nigga got blasted in the back of the head mid sent-
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We're actually nearing the bump limit. Is there actually anything people feel like discussing from the new stuff, or do we let this die until the next page?

Or do horny scav-chasers keep the talk alive?
>>
>>9252487
i have nothing else to say sadly
>>
>>925253
You don't necessarily have to say it sadly. Would you say anything happily?
>>
>>9252552
I fucked up za number, dammit
>>
Fucking /co/, I swear to Christ. There has to be some way of getting those faggots fired.
>>
>>
>>9252959
I want to know what inspired that commissioner. That's an oddly specific situation
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I made an OC, guys. Do you like him? I based him on a mix of Naruto, Sonic, and my pet turtle
>>
>>9254128

he walks into a public restroom, the voice from the toilet asks red or blue

what does he do
>>
>>9254577
I need to make a quick correction: he doesn't walk anywhere. He runs like Naruto.

But in answer to the question, he would say red, because it resembles the color of his head and butt hair
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>>9252487
reading this thread has been like staring into the void

so no
>>
>>9221829
>Driving is impossible
>So is reaching high shelves
>Fingerprint and other bio-metrics are useless
>Any weapon bigger than a small firearm will be a pain in ass to use
>>
i'm not a furry or into transformation fetish shit but i'm addicted to this webcomic
why?
>>
>>9255692
Because world building.
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>>9255692
>i'm not a furry

I have some bad news for you, anon...
>>
>>9248130
He looks so proud of it.
>>
>>9246426
That is not what sage means in the slightest. All "sage" (pronounced "sah-gay") is was when you put it into the email box it would not bump the thread when you posted in it, similar to how "noko" would bring you back to the thread after the post confirmation screen instead of dumping you on page 0 (pages used to start at 0 because that was the unix convention). Thus when a thread is auto-saging it means that posts don't bump the thread; it will be pushed off the board faster than a normal thread.

sage is not a bot, it is not a mod, it is not an anti-bump. moot removed the visibility of sage because of all the stupid misunderstanding of how it works. I don't know if I just got rused but something something kids get off my lawn.
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Post more yinglet dicks.
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>>9256844
Do earboners count?
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when will Kass start lusting after Elim
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>>9256959
When he gets to the point of accepting being a female, whether by conscious choice or subconscious acceptance, but not quite accepting being a yinglet yet. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.

Or it could never happen too!
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>>9252487
Whats the bump limit?
>>
I want a yinglet to fuck me
>>
>>9256927
I wanna lovingly caress and rub those ears
and then his penis
>>
This thread has suddenly become so inactive
>>
>>9258945
Just realised its 6am in 'murica
>>
>>9258945
Also the thread was about to go into auto-sage and die like it is now.
>>
>>9259164
What causes a thread to go into auto-sage?
>>
>>9259173
what a complete fucking newfag
>>
>>9259173
Hitting the bump limit, which is 300 posts on trash. Other boards have different maximums.
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>>9259191
That i am indeed.
>>
>>9259194
Should someone start a new thread or just not do it?
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>>9256120
He's thinking about the clams he just earned and that's what he's proud of.
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>>9259247
I think it's time to let it die. But fret not, with Val's current update frequency, we'll probably be seeing each other again soon.
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>>9259622
RIP this post soon

I'm glad I saw Eww sex gross.jpg before its death
>>
>>9259622
Hope so, these threads are fun!
>>
>>9259856
These two were my first ratbird appreciation thread experience. I wanna see what more rampant speculation looks like
>>
>>9259622
Wonder if it was so fast cause it was a field guide page?
>>
>>9260109
I expect so. I don't think nearly as much had to be drawn as usual, so that sped things up
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Is it gay to get spitroasted by yinglets as a guy?
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>>9260556
>is M/M/M sex gay
clearly not
bestiality supercedes orientation
:^)
>>
>>9260717
Okay, cool. Just making sure.
>>
>>9260717
Not bestiality if its sapient.
>>
>>9261300
Calling yinglets sapient is rather heavy
most of them actually suck at abstract thought it seems
>>
Yinglets are for venting frustration and stress, either through savage fucking or savage beating
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>>9261738
NOO, dont beat them, they're so cuute!!
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