Welcome to Pets of Furries general (or /PoFg/ #16) Lurk at y

>>9209865
Really nobody else wants to say anything.

Anyway does anybody want to try a theme and writing challenge to last for say a week. Like write out a one shot on a topic. Like working humans in this world (Like say a seeing eye human). Or really any other topic the thread wants to talk about. Don't worry if you aren't a good writer .

>>9210108
I'm one of the regulars but I'd at least put in a few posts worth of green on a prompt. Good practice and all that.

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>>9202997
fuck me

>>9210108
The theme for this thread is:
"Talking to your human!"

Do you baby-talk your human? Do you talk to your human normally? Tell us in detail.

Any male furries x female humans?

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>>9213782
There was a short greentext about a male furry fugging every day his female human before work but one day, she locked her legs in him and he knotted her and then he go late for his work.

But i agree, we need more stories about that kind of stuff...

Even if there is not fug and just comfy.

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>>9215920
>I just posted a Cuck Naylor pic

Fug, I just realized about that human in the door... Just use your imagination and think it's his another pet.

>>9216052
They make it super blatant by making him a black silhouette to make his wedding ring stand out more though

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COMFY
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>friend suggest he needs a companion
>I told him he should get a human
>Friend told me he doesn't want to have a human because that makes him a fleshy

>>9221511
Fucking fleshy degenerates

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>>9221581
I just love taking advantage of my pet

>>9222157
By biting them on the dick? You mongrel

>>9222452
He seems to like it from that big load in her mouth

>>9222476
That's because she sucks and jacks him off right up until he starts ejaculating, then suddenly scrapes her whore teeth all over just 'cause.

scientologist/10, would let perform fellatio anyway

I'm going to call FETH on you fuckers for abusing humans

>>9225017
Hey,it wasn't like i forced myself onto him!He was walking around the living room naked,obviously he wants to put his willy in my pussy!

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>>9225972
I wonder what kind of fetish would have Furs in humans...

Not something like, you dress like a human and others fug you...Something more like...dark.

>>9227163
>this was $500
kills me every time

>>9227163
>I wonder what kind of fetish would have Furs in humans...

I assume you mean "what kind of fetish would furs have for humans."

Which has been thought of in the /hmofa/ general. Some of the beneficial points were:

>Human skin feels highly exotic to the furred and scaled species
>Humans are really warm
>Compared to most anthro species males (assuming they retain much of the characteristics of the feral version of their species) human male sexual stamina is ridiculously high
>Another pleasing aspect for females is the human male penis (no knot for quick flings for canines, no barbs for felines, not an impalement tool that can rupture your vaginal canal and into your push into your innards for horses).
>Smell is probably really exotic too, human male scent is rather laced with testosterone.
>Human lips are a really interesting curiosity
>Humans have nimble and dextrous fingers for hours of fun.
>Humans are up for the beast with two backs pretty much wherever and whenever the fancy strikes, as humans regularly do it for stress relief

So some of the more common fetishes would be beastiality, rape, BDSM/ domination.

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>>9228884
>So some of the more common fetishes would be beastiality, rape, BDSM/ domination.

And suddenly I'm compelled to write a story in which a lonely furchan-er fantasizes about humans and eventually meets a real one via plot device, without being able to hold her spaghetti. Only thing is that it'd fit better in /hmofa/.

>>9229703
But what if he was smart but she really wanted to keep him around so she tried to keep him as her pet?

>>9225972
>>9227163
What is equivalent of yiffing called?

>>9232252
queefing
a sound the the female human female supposedly makes during sex

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>wanting to be the pet

>>9233921
then make a pet furries thread instead of shitting up another thread

Damn. I'm still waiting for the greentext.

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Just another day playing with my pet human

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>>9234188
Why does your pet wear close toed shoes? It leads to heel striking and an unnatural gait.

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>>9233921
Fucking crazy, right?!

>>9209865

What's the name of that character? She's adorable

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>>9234697
Last time I went on a hike he was doing a lot of whimpering and I saw him limping. I checked his feet and he had some blisters and those blisters haven't healed yet.

>>9229703
DO IT. DO IT!!!

>>9235592
Velveta

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>>9209865
my momie grond me 4 beng a bad boe momie doesent tel me whe

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>>9234697
>>9235785
I guarantee these are the kind of shoes humans would get if they were non-sapient pets. It's 'healthier' and since you can't ask an animal about its fashion preferences...

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>>9238032
Do they really work I've seen them here and there

>>9238440
They toughen your feet up.....by tearing them apart until you're used to the pain.

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>>9238617
wow, I don't know if I want my human to go through that do are there some type of cushion that can be placed in them to make them a bit? more comfortable

>>9238690
Nope no cushion would fit and if it did it would defeat the purpose of wearing them instead of normal shoes.

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>>9238778
Well I guess I'll just stick with the shoes for know until the blisters on his feet heal

>>9238617
Err no, they don't.

>>9238440
The soles are made from the same material as any other shoe. They look silly tho.

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>>9238032

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>>9240355

>>9238032
>not wearin white New Balances

>tfw you trained your human to lick your paws

>>9242835
See >>9240355 and >>9240471

>>9237312
Well that's what happens when you pee on your mother's plants

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What would a """"furry"""" version of the switch would be? I would say an anime girl would make sense since, you know, switch dog is popular.

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I have a confession some years back I fell in love with my pet human we were intimate I don't know how but she got pregnant....some months later she gave birth to a female that has some resemblance to her mother and she has my fur she's intelligent and can understand me but can't speak....please someone I need help I don't know what to do

>>9247075
OMG Reeallly!!!????! :^)

>>9247075
lol u r sick that is just wrong

now post naked humans
(inb4 "gb2 /hum/")

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>>9247075
it's a chimera. the world must be purged of this corruption.

>>9247322
Yes I love her and her mother with all my heart
>>9247407
LOL NEVER THAT MY DAUGHTER NOT SOME CHEAP HORE!!!!
>>9247551
I'LL EXTERMINATUS MY SPIKED BOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ULTRA SMURF ASS IF YOU DARE LAY FINGER ON EITHER ONE OF THEM.

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>>9247677
Here's a pic of me about to probe your delishus daughter, anon

(I can't believe the nazis didn't try to militarize humans further. Shit would be so cool)

>>9247761
LOL never in a million years you beady eyed ballsack

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In a world where humans were sentient and furries were animals, I wonder if they'd put our heads on their walls.


>>9247959
Hey that's my grandfather's cousin, you mangy rube! He was Oberkatzenjammerführer in the medical corps of the Sturmabteilung.

No worries though. I was just joking. Humans are for playing gentle confusing pranks on, then showering with affection.
(Also nice try, but interbreeding between humans and furries are biologically impossible)

>>9238032
My dad owns something like this and out of curiosity we once swapped on a hiking trip since we're about the same shoe size. Toes are underrated appendages when it comes to steep and slippery surfaces.

>>9248350
Yeah I'd love to try those when rock climbing, to be honest

I would never ever go hiking in them, though, no matter where or when

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Never, NEVER teach your humans to speak!
I let mine watch a shitty 80's hacker movie with me and now all he can say is cliche hacking terms.
He asks me if I'm "hacking the mainframe" at least ten times a day
He also doesn't know what a firewall or coding is but uses it to describe anything he can

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>>9249976
But that sounds amazing.

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>>9242835
Mine is more trained than yours :^)

>>9242835
I'm not into feet stuff at all, but this post does things to me

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>Making a sandwich
>Pet human, Anon, does a stealth roll into the kitchen
>He's making some noise, sounds like music
>"The mainframe has been spotted." he whispers, crawling behind you towards the fridge
>"Looks like they've got some tight cybersecurity. Firewalls all over the place."
>"Gimme a second to hack it."
>He opens the fridge
>"I'm in."
>He grabs something and takes off
>Fuck, he took the strawberry jelly

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>>9252867
Give him a lil' black trenchcoat.

Also what the fuck's with that webm?

>>9252982
that idiot extraordinaire locked his knees.
let this be a lesson to the rest of you to never lock your knees.

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>>9252867
>Working on computer on a term paper
>Anon is playing around downstairs
>"They synced a RAT to my mainframe!"
>Ignore it
>"Tracking IPs!"
>Focus on your paper
>"Hackers located! Launching counterhacks!"
>"CYBERNUKE INCOMING!"
>A little window pops up on your computer
>It reads 'HAKRES DITECTD DELETIGN!!!"
>Windows is shutting down
>Start up computer again
>Desktop is littered with hundreds of empty new folders
>You didn't save your paper

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>>9229703
>Slaving humans in your basement.

beeemp

Guys, we are becoming the Pokemon are real threads.

>>9259189
That's what happens when writers lose interest in the subject.

Human owners are just dumb, a human is just a retarded emotional crutch that wont think or act for itself, simply existing to be told its a good boy or girl.

Neanderthals are the patricians choice, not only are they independent and highly intelligent, making them your lifelong friend instead of some stupid drooling slave. They catch mice trying to burglarize your home and doesn't even throw shit around.

Human owners should just hang themselves for us neanderthal owners.

>>9259189
>is so normie that internet rp is some horrific ultra-nerd thing that undermines your identify

>>9252645
>pawjob
Oh fuck more.

>>9259189
What do you mean by this? I don't visit that thread.

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>>9259303
Anon, stories are not created in one day, we still have some writers among us.

memes

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>tfw your human learns to speak but can barely communicate because he only speaks in weird memes and references
>tfw he's learning so many memes that he's beginning to be able to form sentences and complex thoughts
This is getting weird, humans aren't supposed to talk.

>>9225972
>>9227163
Fuck in hell, humies!

Skreetz the Rat here, I apologize for the lack of updates, but I injured my right wrist, plus the greatest trial of all time comes for my van...
motor vehicle inspection...
So I'm doing my darnedest to put it back together before the deadline (15 days give or take) but I have come up with plot for both TSAU and TTAH.

>>9262917
Best of luck for your van and your wrist. Hope it ends well. Also, do you create stories on computer or phone.

>>9263057
Computer. While possible to write it on a phone, my Nokia E90 is not capable of passing through 4chan's captcha.

>>9257443
That is fucking hot. Is this taken from any IP?

>>9261481
Train him to whisper memes to random people, nobody would believe them

>>9260294
The thread used to think about what it would be like to live in a pokemon world. Then a few people started playing as trainers. Then they made up their own autistic battle system and people are avatarfagging hard.

>>9267057
>jokingly whisper "your waifu a shit" in my pet human's ear
>he won't stop going up to random strangers and whispering it in their ear
How to I get him to stop? I've tried distracting him with hugs but it doesn't work for long.

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Guys my human just keeps giving me this shit eating grin for no reason every time I see and it's starting to piss me off! What should I do?

>>9269366
neuter him, that'll take him down a couple pegs

>>9269366
Take some anger managment classes. It's just a fuckin' human.

>>9269366
Rape his mouth.

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>>9271299
This one is the correct answer. I do it all the time.

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>>9269819
>>9271299
>>9271510

THIS IS WHY FURGOD HAS LEFT US

>>9257443
Hot, I love a nice thick human cock penetrating me.

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>>9269366
>roleplaying in posts
yes, accelerate the death of any and all real content in these threads!

>>9274386
I thought that was the purpose of this general.

>>9274409
No, this is actually a greentext general.

>>9274409
>>9276801
It's purpose is for greentext stories but personally Im okay with roleplaying since actual content takes time to appear.

Saving bump.

>>9252867
Did he eat it all?

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>>9271299

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>>9233921
>>9227163

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>>9284157
Well-uh.. She definitely looks legal

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>>9251809
And that's how you know if your human it's alien from another world or just a dumb pet.

>>9284388
I know right?!

>>9285640
Comfy

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>>9284388
>>9287039
I-i's not like I imagined her sleepily saying "Daad.." i-instead, nope!

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This is the humane protection services how may I help you. Yes, I have a report to make.I believe my neighbor has been sexually abusing her pet he ....OH, MY GOD SHE IN HER BACK YARD FORCING HERSELF ON HIM.

>>9289106
>Suddenly lick inside your humans mouth when cuddling
>Watch their eyes go huge and blinking curiously
>Watch them slowly work their mouth in a slight daze, trying to figure out the weird new sensation
>They're smart enough to know it's a sign of love, but it's still fun to weird them out a bit
>(It's also surprisingly addictive)

>>9209865
>"Come on anon!"
>Anon's owner trying her best to pull you with a leash
>"Don't do this to me, anon! Today's the day where you go to the vet!"
>Just by hearing the word "vet" is enough to make him froze in fear
>Anon's owner notices it and takes advantage of her human's paralyze by carrying him into the car with her muscles
>As they drove off to the vet, Anon snaps out and realize he was in the car
>"Darn it! I'm suppose to run when I hear something that is scary! Not "stay put" when something is scary!"
>Anon pouted in the backseat
>Stupid furries! What makes them think they can do whatever they want us to do? I know! I should start a club where humans can only be allowed and furs are not and we take over thw worl- Ooh ice cream!

(Cont)

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>>9209865
Just a reminder all this is ILLEGAL

Cute

>>9291078
Run. Save your balls.

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>>9291458
Only hugs

>>9257443
More of this

>>9209865
The fact that the huge wolfess in the OP's picture is wearing short and tight shorts fills me with lust and desire.

I never appreciated that garment until I imagined it on some huge, fit and fuzzy anthro girl.

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>>9294885
TFW not little cute human to cuddle and give love.

Why the hell are humans so expensive?

>>9298386
Most of the cost is up front. Depending on what you want to feed them, they're not that expensive to keep, as long as they dont get injured, mind you. Medical costs for humans can be as bad as those for us furs, but with no insurance or coverage.

Just put a little money from each paycheck aside and you'll have enough for a human before you know it.

>>9291078
I'm back sorry for the wait!

>As the owner parked the car in the vets parking lot, Anon tried hiding behind the seats while Anon's owner tried getting him out
>"Come on, Anon! You have to go to the vet!"
>Anon grasps on the door as he struggle for his life hoping to live another day from the vet
>He didn't
>Anon started wailing his arms on his owner as he grunts with anger
>"Ugh! Anon! Quit it! It's just a quick visit nothing more!
>As they reach to the door, and with her strength, Anon's owner pinned Anon on a wall
>"Listen, Anon. If you don't behave like I told you, you could say bye bye to your female human I was planning on getting you!"
>Anon gulped by those disturbing words
>"Do you understand?"
>Anon nodded
>Anon looked at the glass door with a red plus on it
>Out came from the glass door is a tired dog holding hands with a adult human crying with a bandage on it's arm
>Anon gulped even harder

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>Order your very own Anon online
>They send you a small Anon
>Fucking 5'9" prince of the humanlets, not very smart or strong either
>Begrudgingly take care of him because he already called you 'mom'

>>9299782
Does he have a big dick to succ?

>>9299898
but succ small dick is more fun

I think I'm getting addicted to my pet's ejaculate
Sucked him off again and again all of yesterday, and already for an hour today.
I've even started doing it in his sleep, help

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What does humans taste like when furries eat them?

>>9302179
Probably like sadness and guilt

Humans are for protecting and kissing

>>9302179
Go to Anthro!China and find out.

A bump before bed from me.

My owner is out and left their computer open what should I do on it while they're out?

>>9305529
post nudes

vutts

>>9305529
Skinfags!
Degenerates,all of em'!

Why do skinfags always feel the need to pretend to be humans on the internet?

>>9299613
>As anon and the owner went inside the vet's building, there was a calm music playing in the waiting room
>The waiting room is filled with furs holding their human's leash while reading boring magazine
>One of the owner's human is playing in the human section where all the toys are
>The other human is just a women running around the tiny slide naked
>"See, Anon? Nothing to worry about"
>Anon's owner pulled him to the counter
>"Hi, how may I help you?"
>"I just came here to give my human the worst miserable experience as possible" the human thought to himself
>"I just came here to give my human a booster shot"
>'Booster shot? What's a booster shot? Is that a cherry pop candy?' The human started to fill with excitement
>"Ok! Doctress May will be here shortly!"
>The owner took Anon's off of his neck
>"Now don't do something to embarrass me!" Anon's owner wispers him aggresavily as she opens the colorful plastic door to the human section
>'Hmm, I wondee what flavor is a booster shot is?'

(Cont)

Cute

>>9309372
>Doctress
I'm pretty sure doctor is okay.

Do we have any sort of ideas floating around? Sometimes I like to pick up short shot concepts and do a handful of posts for it. Depends what speaks to me.

>>9311802
"A day in the life of my working human"
A human show
The first time I bought peanut butter (and not the last~)
My human keeps licking up my spills (and they're usually on my chest.)

>>9311802
A guide human for a blind furry.

A furry taking along their pet Human for a combined cosplay.

A furry 4channer fucks their family pet Human and gets caught. Maybe tries some tricks to get it to happen, like a modified peanut butter trick.

>>9311995
>The first time I bought peanut butter (and not the last~)
>My human keeps licking up my spills (and they're usually on my chest.)
I like these two the most but wouldn't stuff like that get all gunked up in fur? Wouldn't the human be licking up a bunch of furry peanut butter?

>>9314100
>u wot m8
Ya I want m8

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>>9209865
>This entire thread and their entire fucking fetishes about humans.

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>>9314452
>>9314413
Don't hate anon

>tfw your human brings you sticks and just keeps repeating the words "Lemme smash"
What's wrong with him, furnons?

>>9315626
Put him down. Only death can save him.

>>9315626
>>9315664
Or you can try holding him gently in place and shoving your butt in his face.
Mine squirmed feebly and started making weird noises the first time, but I find it always calms him down now.

>>9316331
No, the only solution is euthanasia.

>>9309372
>"Do we have an anon here?" Said the furry from the counter
>"That's us! Come on, Anon"
>Anon shot his head up in the air with fright
>"Don't you start that, Anon! It's only a visit!"
>Anon sat on the floor and shook his head
>"Ugh, Anon will you please do it for me?"
>'No! I would refuse to go this place called hell! I rather play on the slide! There's nothing you can convince me to-'
>Suddenly a big breasted giraffe lady wearing skimpy looking skirt appear from the wooden door
>"Is there a problem, Mrs?~" She said it seductively
>Anon raises his eyebrow
>The giraffe spotted Anon
>"Aww~ Is this MY patient for today? Aww you looks so cute I juat want to kiss you~"
>Anon raises his eyebrow when SHE'S his docter
>'crap'

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My sister is abandoning her social lifestyle in order to live off with humans. Why would she do that?!

>>9318640
Why not? No taxes, no job, no responsibilities.

>>9319236
No showers, no internet, no knots.

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Can somebody please give me advice?

My human watched that new Batdog movie and won't stop quoting the opening scene. He even made me buy clothes just like the CIA dude in the movie so he could do the pose.

>pic related, him doing the pose out in the park

>>9225651
>With a soft whoomph, Eveal sat down on the livingroom couch, her sigh lost in the sounds from the television.
>The wolfess pulled an irritating hairpin from her raven black hair and shook it out with a frustrated groan.
>What a bloody mess of a day.
>At least she was recently sure she'd get good grades on that last test..
>A soft noise from the stairway in the foyer caused her dark gray ears to perk and swivel.
>She smiled to herself, baring a few white fangs,
>"Anon~! I'm in here, boy!"
>The soft pitter-patter of human feet approached the far end of the couch, before a human head curiously looked over the armrest.
>Eveal couldn't help but giggle, her gray tail thumping a few times against the couch.
>"Haha aaww, that is CUTE! Heeey, come here, you.."
>She flumped backwards lazily, lying down and resting her head on the closest armrest.
>The human male walked around in front of the couch, blinking wide-eyed and sitting down right in front of her muzzle.
>He immediately leant in towards her, knowing the drill.
>The wolfess' clawed fingers ran through the human's hair as she pulled his face close to her own.
>Her big, warm and wet tongue was soon lapping all over his face, a happy sound in the teenage wolfess' throat.
>Some furs found humans intimidating
>(Big ones like Anon WERE two thirds her own size after all, and about half the size of the largest adult furs.)
>Anon was a weird one, though
>Didn't make all those noises the other humans did.
>Also he seemed enormously smart sometimes, yet would almost always muddle things up, just as she was praising him
>Almost as if he was doing it on purpose.
>Hehe, what a silly thought.
>Such a weird boy.
>Everyone in Eveal's family knew him well though, of course.
>She knew whenever he was happy, and he always was when seeing her.
>(It took a little to get him accustomed to this wolfy kind of greeting, though)
>It was no wonder they picked him at the pound, really.

>>9321723
Just find surreptitious ways to use the word 'big' and its synonyms around him, eventually he'll think it's getting popular and drop it

>>9322609
>She pulled him lazily against her chest, garishly coloured bracelets jingling around her furred wrists.
>He huffed a happy sigh as the side of his head mooshed into the wolf's breasts through her cotton tank top.
>"Heeeya boy~.. Did'ya have a nice day? Do anything fun? ..or smart?"
>The human blinked lazily, making a murmur-like sound.
>"Hehe, our li'l smartyboy~"
>Eveal pursed her lips as she nuzzled into his hair.
>His eyes sure were-... different.
>They looked at things the way furs did, almost. Like there was some sharp intelligence behind them.
>Oh well! No wonder it seemed like that. 'Fur's best friend' and all.
>The teenage wolfess grunted as she repositioned, rolling onto her back.
>"Here boy-! Up!"
>The human blinked, before slowly starting to climb on top of her.
>Almost as if he found it a bit awkward. Every time was like this, really. So cute.
>Eveal smiled and pulled Anon the last bit, 'oof'ing softly as he settled on top of her.
>"Theere ya go~"
>She waited until he'd settled--his head on her breasts again
>Then wrapped her nimble, athletic legs and arms around the smaller human in a giggly full-body hug
>"Oh em gee. If mom had seen me acting childish like this, I. would. die."
>It was the kind of embrace kids did with their teddyhumans, really.
>Loving the feeling of his smooth skin, Eveal rubbed the human all over with her fur for a few moments, before letting go.
>She sighed in happiness, full wolfy (happy-)grin now present on her muzzle.
>Her head tipped sideways to watch the tv, furred hands petting the human idly.
>..She might need a shower, given the arduous day..
>Oh well, it's not like she was going on a date or something. Whatever
>And Anon didn't care if she wasn't wearing perfume or whatever.
>"Hmm? Do you, boy? Naaw, you don't~ You're too good for that, aren't you. Yeees you are~"
>She lapped at his head and face for a little while before returning to the television.
>...
>..then fell asleep.

>>9322667
Better than trying to change him with violence or anger, hunger, whatever. I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous.

>>9322679
>She woke up feeling groggy, her hoarse groan a fair representation of how she felt.
>Urgh, why was it, like, ALWAYS like that when you fell asleep during the day. UGH
>Anon was snoozing on top of her, breathing softly with his head still on her chest.
>Without thinking, she hugged him again, making him stir awake.
>Her ears perked, hearing someone fussing in the kitchen.
>So that's why she woke up.
>Her mom must've come home.
>"Mom?"
>The slightly muffled voice of her mother could be heard, along with grocery bags being shuffled,
>"Hey, sweetie! Were you in the living room all along?"
>Eveal stretched, stifling a groan as her limbs trembled for a second around the now awake Anon.
>"Hrnn-..gh.. Yeah. I fell asleep. Ugh."
>She barely heard her mother's soft huff from the kitchen,
>"Well-.. Even though it's the weekend, try to make sure you can sleep tonight."
>The teenage wolfess nodded to herself, still addled with the somewhat untimely sleep,
>"Yeah, yeah.."
>She sat up, letting Anon reposition so that he ended up sitting partly on her crossed legs. In her lap, almost.
>Her arms embraced him lazily, purple-painted claws glinting as she flexed her fingers.
>Gggod,.. she just wanted to sleep more. Ugh, now she'd done it.
>"Hey mom? What's for dinner?"
>"Oh. Well.."
>She heard the sound of the fridge closing, then a sound of a paper bag being crumpled.
>"..Me and your dad is going to the party at the Spurlings'. It's a celebration of Gerard getting his PhD."
>Eveal's mom came into the living room.
>"..You'll have to fix something up yourself."

>>9322886
>Eveal's mom, Paula, was a sturdily built, big-boned wolfess, slightly bigger than her husband.
>(Though they hadn't teased him about that in a decade or so.)
>She was black-furred, her eyes ochre, like Eveal's.
>Currently, she was wearing a maroon dress leaving her shoulders bare.
>Paula walked over to the couch's back, smiling at her daughter and Anon in her lap.
>"Wow, mom, you look great."
>Paula smiled warmly,
>"And you definitely look like you've been sleeping."
>Eveal stifled another yawn and leaned her head against the couch's back.
>Her mother reached down a black-furred paw to the groggy Anon's cheek, stroking his cheek first with her palm, then the back of her wrist.
>"Hey, Anon~"
>Anon's eyes took in Paula's clothes with an odd interest.
>..Eveal's thoughts were more on the hassle of having to make dinner.
>Her ears sagged with the prospect.
>"I suppose I have to cook for bro as well? Is he home?"
>Paula's other paw moved to Eveal's hair, her claws deftly combing and smoothing it out.
>"Oh, Beau's sleeping over at Jonathan's place. ..And there's still lasagna from wednesday in the freezer."
>The young wolfess' ears perked a little, a tired smile forming on her muzzle.
>"K', I'll fix that then. Where's dad?"
>"He's already at the party."
>"When will you get back?"
>Paula turned towards a nearby coat rack, reaching for a flannel coat.
>"Well.. we couldn't find a driver, and then Gerard insisted we should stay in one of their guest rooms, so we'll be back tomorrow."
>"Huh. Some way to start the weekend, huh?"
>Paula smiled as she slipped on the coat and stepped back close to the couch.
>"To be honest, I'd rather start the weekend like you're doing right now, but.. I guess it's fine every once in a while."
>The adult wolfess leaned down, giving the top of Eveal's muzzle a quick slurp.
>Eveal squinted, turning her head,
>"Moooom.."

>>9323028
>Her mom grinned and walked to the foyer.
>"Take care of the house, sweetie. I'll see you tomorrow."
>Eveal grumbled, then called after her,
>"Have fun, mom. Try not to get, like, SUPER drunk or anything!"
>The front door closed, and a jingle of keys signalled Paula locking the door.
>They all did that, pretty much. Habits.
>Anon was already dozing, almost upright as he leant against the couch's back.
>The full force of Eveal's predicament made itself known once again;
>She was sleepy as hell too.
>With a sigh, she consigned herself to not giving in ever again to lengthy afternoon naps.
>...starting from tomorrow, of course.
>She laid back down, one leg on either side of the dosing Anon, sighing in delight.
>It was a bit chilly, though.
>She rummaged blindly behind the armrest for the wool blanket that lay there.
>Draping it across her upper half, she couldn't help but smile to herself.
>She left the tv on.
>After all, there was just... something about..
>..soft background noise.. that...
>...Zzz
>...
>She stirred awake, gasping softly from the sweltering heat.
>Throwing the blanket to the floor, she started squirming, only to feel a weight on her thigh and waist.
>Anon had laid his head on her hip, still sleeping.
>She sighed and groaned softly.
>The wolfess felt hot and sweaty all over, particularly around her groin.
>Ugh. Should've ditched those shorts before sleeping.
>Damn things were getting a bit too tight anyway.
>She huffed, sliding one leg down from the couch and spreading her legs.
>Just as she felt the cool air through her fur, she dozed off to sleep again.
>...
>Some sound from a movie that had started on the tv woke her up.
>She felt surprisingly awake, which could only mean that she'd slept for way too long.
>UGH. ..Even though it felt really good.
>Flexing her hindclaws as she stretched carefully, she yawned like only someone with a canine muzzle can.
>She looked down at Anon-
>O-oh.

>>9323196
>Her human pet was breathing quickly, having slid down from her hip somewhat.
>His face was now pressing against the front of her shorts.
>More precisely, her-.. Her "privates".
>Eveal didn't give it much thought, and sat up halfway.
>Carefully so as not to wake him.
>She smirked and was about to push him away when she noticed..
>He was-.. oh em gee. Was that his-.. his THING?
>The wolfess gaped, a paw going to her lips, looking fully the part of a shocked teenager.
>Well-.. He was an animal, after all.
>She guessed it was, like, only natural or something.
>Her eyes studied him for a few moments.
>He was breathing a bit irregularly, huffing now and then.
>Sometimes he'd whimper almost inaudibly, his hands jerking slightly, or his hips twitching.
>"You little pervy boy, you.."
>Eveal smirked to herself.
>Then a thought struck her like a lightning bolt.
>If that had been a fur between her legs like that-
>Smelling her so brazenly, even when sleeping-
>She immediately blushed furiously, firmly hiking her butt back away from her pet and pushing him away.
>The human made a confused sound as he woke up, blinking tiredly.
>Oh. Em. Gee.
>A weird feeling rushed through the wolfess' body, making her fur stand on end.
>She reflexively looked around the living room, still blushing.
>"Oh.. .mygahd."
>Sighing melodramatically, she reached out to pet Anon's hair, righting herself so that both her legs were touching the floor.
>The human seemed almost to cover himself, yawning as he sat upright.
>He seemed to notice her looking though, and--almost reluctantly--relaxed his hands and arms.
>Huh. He was such a strange cookie.
>Eveal huffed to herself, glancing one more around the living room.
>She turned off the tv.
>"Mom?"
>There was no reply, the house silent except from the kitchen fridge's faint humming.
>"Beau? ...Dad!"
>More silence.
>The young wolfess swallowed and saw the curtains were closed.
>Complete and utter privacy.


(Pause for breakfast and inspiration)

>>9323372
Here's an inspiration for you: anon's view, sleeping intercourse, rough sex, wild times on the couch

>>9323372
>Eveal crept closer to his end, reaching up to stroke at his cheek and hair.
>"H-hey boy.. Y-you alright there?"
>Anon relaxed under her petting, though seemed a bit apprehensive.
>His-.. his t-thing was also shrinking slowly.
>Of course it was. He was just an animal, and she was breaking his trust-
>The sudden guilt almost made Eveal shy back, but she shook her head.
>She glanced over the couch at the kitchen entrance, then turned back.
>Her heart was pounding, and her muscles fluttering.
>It was like her mind was on autopilot.
>The moment a rational thought told her to stop, her body intervened and immediately pushed it to the back of her mind.
>No one would know anyway.
>She swallowed again, eyes flitting around the livingroom's single curtained window once more.
>She almost felt a sting of shame at being so blazenly explorative.
>Almost.
>As she leaned down towards Anon's groin, he shied away slightly, but-
>..in a really weird way; almost like he was trying to keep his-.. his j-junk out of sight again.
>How strange. Not very animal-like, Eveal thought.
>She gently but firmly pushed him so that he was down on his back on the couch.
>"Easy boy.. Theere ya go, down. No, lie down-.. Good boy."
>His hands and wrists had casually strayed to his groin again.
>Though when she looked up at him, he quickly tilted his head in innocent confusion just like usual.
>Of course he was his usual self. She was imagining all these strange things with him.
>She glanced around once more, then firmly and casually pushed his wrists away from his groin.
>The young wolfess studied his genitals for a few moments, blushing..
>An exhilarating mixture of arousal and excited shame coursed through her.
>She glanced at the curtains, the foyer entrance, then her cellphone on the table.
>Then leaned in close and sniffed at him tentatively.

>>9324097
>He smelled like-.. nothing, really.
>She thought she heard the tiniest of noises from him, and when she looked up at his face, she saw he was blushing slightly.
>Oh, his- ..thing was getting bigger again.
>W-well, it was only natural for an animal to-.. react like that. ..perhaps.
>She wondered why he was getting aroused, though.
>Wasn't smelling eachother and stuff normal for wild humans?
>She'd seen a picture of human things before somewhere, but th-..this was a bit different.
>She leaned in again, sniffing deeply at the rapidly growing member.
>There-.. Oh wow. Oh. My. God. That's so-.. WEIRD
>It smelled like something, like, totally intimate and perverted.
>Kind of reminded her of herself, only distinctly more-.. male somehow.
>Glancing up at him again, she saw he had turned his head away, intently studying something else.
>Heh, typical animal. Doesn't know how lucky he is. Ell-oh-ell.
>..Her thought made her feel a stab of shame again, and she pulled back and shook her head briskly.
>She sighed softly, eyes darting around the living room again.
>Then, after a few moments, she leaned back down and smelled him some more.
>He was hard and throbbing now.
>Eveal drew in deep breaths through her nose, her cold nose almost touching the erect shaft.
>Some places the scents were faint and boring, others.. Ohgod.
>When she sniffed at the base--amidst the sparse "fur" he had--it made her warm and tingly inside.
>At the tip it was-.. almost too much, but she still found herself inhaling again and again.
>..whenever she did, she felt her tail twitch, a flutter run down her spine, and something stirring inside her.
>She pulled back, sitting up.
>Her own breathing was definitely quicker and deeper now.
>The strange shameful arousal still coursing through her, making her on edge.
>She shook her head and sat back fully in her end of the couch.
>Grabbing the remote, she turned the tv on again.
>This was so wrong and weird anyway..

>>9324293
>After a few minutes of staring, dazed, at the screen, not paying attention to any of it,
>Eveal turned the tv off again, placing the remote back on the table.
>She looked around the living room once more, ears alertly flicking this way and that.
>She murmured, almost a whisper to herself,
>"I can't believe I'm doing this"
>Anon had turned over on his side, resting his head on the armrest and watching the tv.
>His eyes now alternated between glancing at her, then anywhere else.
>Eveal swallowed and suddenly moved over to him again.
>She casually spread his knees again, ears listening for sounds elsewhere in the house.
>Whether Anon stiffened up or not at her advance, she didn't notice.
>She was far too-.. ..feeling far too weird.
>Well, he was still hard, that was-.. something.
>She leaned down towards his boy parts again, breathing heavy and a bit ragged.
>This time, she touched the pads of a careful paw to his d-.. his penis.
>It felt warm. ..and-.. plain.
>The young wolfess honestly didn't know what she was expecting.
>Wrapping her clawed fingers around his length, she glances up at his face.
>He was breathing heavily again, head tilted back over the armrest with his face turned away.
>Well that's-..that's kind of rude..?
>She squeezed gently along his length.
>..Judging from his slightly trembling twitch, he was clearly paying attention.
>Eveal had to close her eyes and take a few steadying breaths.
>If anyone walked in on her, it would-
>No, it was unthinkable.
>The wolf leaned her head against the couch backrest, idly watching the human penis in her paw.
>Her thoughts turned sombre, but just as she was about to let go of her pet, he bucked his hips.
>A huffing, ragged grunt issued from the splayed human.
>Oh wow. Oh-..kay. Well that did a few things to her resolve.
>"Y-you like that, boy?"
>She whispered, eyes darting nervously again to the kitchen entrance.

>>9324377
>Taking a deep breath, she squeezed carefully but firmly once more, from base to tip.
>Anon tensed, huffing and making a slight moaning noise.
>His hips jerked again.
>Only after relaxing her paw did she let out her own held breath.
>The faint involuntary tremble also returned to her hand.
>She leaned down over Anon's bared abdomen again, sniffing at the-.. at the d-dick.
>Especially at the head and base.
>Her soft and careful paws gave him another slow squeezing rub from base to tip.
>Blinking, she realized a drop of something-.. slimy or something had formed on the tip.
>The young wolfess had a pretty good idea of what it was.
>I mean, it was not as if she'd, like, totally never heard of precum or anything.
>The lupine muzzle closed in to sniff at the viscous substance.
>Didn't really smell like anything special.
>She squeezed her pet again, the droplet growing until running down onto her thumb.
>Eeew.. Crap.
>Eveal swallowed, studying the shiny, translucent fluid soaking the fur on her finger.
>She let Anon go, then brought her thumb up to her parted jaws, before stopping.
>She squeezed her eyes shut, closing her mouth and shaking her head.
>This was getting out of paw.
>..Only a few long seconds passed, however, before the wolfess finaly lapped at her finger.
>Huh, she could only taste the familiar dusty and plain nothing of her fur, really.
>..oh wait.
>Yep, she could taste him alright. It was faint, though. Barely noticeable, even.
>She squeezed out another droplet, then rubbed it between the smooth, soft pads on her thumb and index finger.
>So slimy, kind of like her own-.. stuff.
>Blushing, she reached her other hand down to her shorts, grimacing with effort as she wiggled her fingers past the waistline.
>When she brought her paw back up, she saw how the whole-.. thing had affected her.
>..and the brief cool sensation from disturbing her nethers immediately made it clear what a mess she'd made of her panties.

>>9324538
>Eveal groaned, squirming uncomfortably.
>Now that she was fully conscious about it, she couldn't shake how aroused she was.
>Anon had raised his head to look down at her, hands (and adorable human-fingers) clutching at the couch's seat.
>Not even offering him a second glance or a word, the nervously excited wolfess bent down again.
>She paused for a few long seconds, parted black lips hovering just above the slightly throbbing humanhood.
>Her mind didn't think a single thought during the time it took for her tongue to dart out and lap at the tip.
>Only immediately afterwards did she consciously realize what she'd actually done.
>She swallowed, curiously analyzing the faint flavour of her human pet.
>A soft, involuntary and nervous moan escaped her lips before she even knew it happened,
>"Ohh.."
>She jerked at the sound she'd made.
>Moaning like- ..like some super slut, even if only softly.
>Eveal grimaced and wiggled her hips again, feeling the warm slimy wetness of her underwear sticking to her fur.
>She raised her head, ears turning this way and that as she held her breath.
>..Only a car passing by.
>She glanced at Anon again.
>His head was back over the armrest again, hands folded on his chest.
>Damn.. If he were a fur, surely it would be super embarrassing to lie sprawled like that for someone to see.
>Oh well.
>She leaned down to sniff at him again, glancing at how he tensed up cutely when she was close.
>It didn't take long for the teenage wolfess to give him another lick.
>..and then another.
>She breathed heavily in between the slow exploring slurps, heart pounding in her ears.
>Whenever she ran her wide, strong wolfish tongue around his tip, she felt her tail twitch and her nethers ache.
>Anon seemed to like it too, jerking slightly every time.
>And his aroma and taste was just so intense..
>She rubbed him firmly some more, gently squeezing more droplets from his tip that she could lap up.

>>9324627
>Eveal wasn't aware how long she'd been doing this very intimate- thing,
>but she knew she suddenly wanted to try to-.. suck on him. Just a little.
>She swallowed nervously and licked her lips.
>Then she gaped over the tip, hot breath washing over both her paw and the human's manhood.
>A second of momentary hesitation caused her to linger, before closing her muzzle and lips around his tip.
>Anon made a prolonged odd sound she hadn't heard before, his body tensing.
>After his abdominal muscles fluttered briefly, however, he relaxed back into panting huffs again.
>For a few moments she just held him there, feeling the strange sensation of something so semi-soft in her mouth.
>She had to be careful not to hurt him, though.
>Not only would she feel terrible about it, it might raise a few-.. questions.
>The thought almost made her let him go.
>Almost.
>She swirled her tongue around his tip, the taste of him filling both her senses.
>That was-.. a super weird taste. Super SUPER weird
>She tightened down aroudn his tip and sucked.
>Immediately, several drops of his-... his precum.. entered her mouth.
>Anon made the funny noise again, hips trembling.
>Eveal pulled her muzzle away, swallowing, before exhaling hotly and harshly.
>The wolf was on him quickly again, however.
>After only a few moments, Anon's breathing changed, growing more ragged as his hips started bucking slightly.
>The dark-grey furry teenager pulled back, frowning worriedly.
>She kept rubbing him up and down though. He really seemed to like that.
>Especially right now, for some reason..
>Suddenly, Anon tensed for a second, his penis going hard in her paw.
>Then he huffed out a groan, and, hips trembling and twitching, started spurting out ropes of pearly seed over his belly and her paw.
>Eveal gaped and stopped rubbing him, even though the rhythmic spurts continued.

>>9324699
>Anon made a few more barely suppressed moaning sounds.
>She let go of his twitching manhood, and even then a few squirts of his-.. boy milk dribbled out.
>"Oh fuck."
>The wolfess, momentarily grossed out, froze, grimacing at the feeling of warm stickyness all over her hand and forearm.
>"E-eww.."
>She glanced nervously around the livingroom, a slight hint of panic brewing in her mind.
>"God d-damnit, Anon.."
>Eveal sighed raggedly, pulse racing, and checked to see if something got on the couch.
>Luckily it didn't.
>..What was she thinking!
>She sighed in relief when she still couldn't hear any sounds.
>No one was supposed to be here, after all.
>She had the house to herself.
>Turning back to anon, she grimaced again, though with a hint of a smirk.
>"Eeeww.."
>Anon raised his head to look at her again, face flushed and breathing heavy.
>He had an odd wide-eyed look of shock to him..
>..Nah, it was probably just-.. Idunno, animal arousal response or something.
>Something about hormones and adrenalin or something.
>Eveal's pupils grew wide as she sniffed.
>This wasn't the-.. this was different than-
>Woww what was this
>She leaned closer to her awkwardly hovering hand and Anon's groin.
>Carefully at first, she sniffed at her hand, then his penis.
>A heavy, deep scent of something lewd beyond lewdness stimulated something hitherto untouched in her brain.
>Again and again she inhaled deeply, feeling an almost rhythmic ache in her nethers as she did.
>With eyes half lidded and ears flat, she gave his sticky, glistening tip a heavy slurp.
>His intimate taste filled her senses immediately, sending a tingle of fierce, dull pleasure down her spine.
>After swallowing, she couldn't help but make another soft breathy sound,
>"-ngahh..."
>She licked at him again, dragging her tongue so as to gather as much of the pearly white stuff as possible.
>This time Anon trembled and huffed as she did.

>>9324782
>She squeezed him as she did before, carefully and tenderly, yet with only a single objective in mind.
>When she saw huge droplets of pearly white fluid emerge, she enveloped her lips around her human once again.
>Anon's back arched and his legs squirmed, as Eveal sucked hard to get at the fresh juice.
>He made another one of those cute noises when his tip wetly popped out of her muzzle, only more desperate sounding this time.
>The little piece of rational panic in the back of her mind made itself known again.
>Eveal blinked as she pulled back, glancing reflexively at a nearby clock.
>She knew she had the house to herself.
>..but if someone were to come, she'd-..
>Oh god.
>Shaking her head briskly, the wolfess let her human go, and stood up.
>Eveal made sure she had Anon's attention.
>"Ok.. Ok, boy, stay. Stay."
>Anon looked at her, a bit dazed.
>Eveal hustled to the kitchen and gathered a lot of paper towels.
>She cleaned herself and him off as well she could.
>He seemed to be really sensitive on his-.. on his thing, so she was careful.
>Still. She sighed.
>They were both going to need a shower or a bath.
>Actually that sounded pretty wonderful anyway.
>After having made sure Anon wasn't in any state to leave anymore messes, she went upstairs to run the bath.
>
>The human, still on the couch in the living room, looked at his sticky abdomen and messy groin.
>After a glance in the direction of the stairway, and hearing the wolf girl turn on the water upstairs, he huffed a heavy sigh.
>Then, in words he knew the strange creatures didn't understand (not that he understood theirs either) he murmured,
"..Well, f-fuck me sideways."


End Chapter one
(I don't know if there'll be more, though. Would be fun to switch up perspective)

>>9238440
they work for a small number of specific things. I use mine for rock scrambling. They aren't as good for running on hard flat surfaces as normal running shoes are.

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I don't understand these humans sometimes, I was buying ice cream with mine and he threw a temper tantrum in the parlor about how I got more scoops than him.

He won't forgive me and every time he sees me in the house he screams some typical human gibberish mixed in with "scoops".

How do I get him to calm down? He won't stop freaking out, and it's not like I can just feed him ice cream every day.

>>9325832
put him down, their is no cure for that.

>>9325832
Put his penis in your pussy without his consent,that'll teach him

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>>9326643
There's something l-lewd about your post but I don't know what

>>9324857
Thank you anon, I'd really like to read more of this

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>>9326900
Wow
Thanks!
(If I drop off the grid for three weeks or so, though, it's because of exams)
Here's the paste, for ease of access: https://pastebin.com/uv08ggZu

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>>9324857
>>9326941

Very nice, waiting for more chapters of this slutty wolfy

>>9324857
>Well, fuck me sideways
I don't want to see this, really. But here I am. Is this a thing or something?

>>9324857
Well then. Now that she's shown interest in him, Maybe its time for him to test his boundaries.
Once the cooldown for the {After-sex Soberness}-[Debuff] wears off and the {Aroused}-[Buff] returns at least.

Maybe just seeing how low he can go, Hands idly exploring closer, Before she stops him.
A massage that turns into something else as both get steadily more into it.

Something simple at first, I mean we can't go straight into fucking. That would just be perverse!
She's given him something. First, He must give something of equal or greater value in return.
Once the trade proposals have been reviewed and accepted by both sides, Then the exchange off goods and services can truly begin.
(Now that she's explored his stuff, He can dive into her muff, And then after she'll get stuffed.)

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>>9328070
Pretty sure it's an expression showing disbelief or surprise

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>>9328599
>lyrical elaboration on sexual finances and narratology, with rpg trope references
Muh highly interested penile cylindroid

>>9329196
To me, it seems overexaggerated and cartoonish.

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>>9329365
Most idiomatic expletives and phrases are

>>9329412
To me it seems to be used only in western cowboy shows. Like in what serious situation can this be used in.

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>>9315626
That would be super charming lol
>your human obsesses over some charming thing
>you just cant get tired of it since you know he does it out of love

>>9329454
I dunno, same situations that I'll be damned can be used in?
I've heard a lot of men when really pressed or seriously shocked use explicit phrases like that. The more serious, the more obscene

A friend of my uncle once found out something had made a small hole in his boat. He went all mad and said "fuck me through a fucking birdhouse" and ran off, hehe. Not in English though, only rough translation

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>>9329579

>>9235592
>>9237264
Velvela actually
so that you'll actually find art of her, it's worth sharing

>>9237264
>>9332046
9/10, would give flowers to

>>9329943
I have no clue what kind of creature is this but does weird things to my donger

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God damn it, my human was watching TV and one of those weird historical programs for kids came on about the Romammal Empire.

Now he's convinced he's a legionary

>>9335730
AM I THE ONLY GOD DAMN HUMAN HERE WHO IS INDEPENDENT AND PAYS THEIR OWN BILLS

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I'VE BEEN TASTED MULTIPLE TIMES BY FUCKING HUMAN CONTROL BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS A FUCKING STRAY

>>9336143
*tazzed not tasted

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>>9334839
I can definitely relate.
This one especially:
>>9329943
Holy crap

>tfw no huge, curvy, softly furred and warm xeno-anthro to cuddle with

>>9336166
*Tased.

>>9336143
WELL I FELL DOWN IN THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS TOO BIG FOR ME!

>>9337236
I GET FOLLOWED AROUND BY PEOPLE WITH CAMERAS YELLING "DO SOMETHING CUTE"

>>9337417
I RAPED MY OWNER'S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT.

>>9322816
I GOTTA BELIEVE!!

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>>9338648
Looks like someone's lookin to get euthanized

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So how do furries abuse humans?

>>9339958
Skinning them

>>9339958
Smacking them around because they have no claws or fur to defend themselves with, until they're broken and afraid of getting close to anyone.

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>>9340070
>>9340419
S-stop it..

>>9341251
It's ok, they'll probably get adopted by a loving family, who want to help a poor, abused human learn to love again.

Of course, after they see how hard is is to put up with all his cowardly antics like being afraid to ask to use the bathroom so he pisses himself in the living room, or not eating for 4 days in a row because he can't bear to go in the kitchen, they'll probably abandon him off the side of the road. He'll be better off out there, I'm sure.

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>>9341361
>tfw there will always be one of those heroes at the rescue shelter
>giving all of their love and time to slowly build trust in the abused
>One of those furs who become famous on EweTube without meaning to
>S-she'll save them

>>9232252

Sex...

Pets

You guys are sick!Humans are not for fucking,they are for hugs and hugs only!
I'd never do that to my boy!Well,sometimes i let him sniff and lick my ...anyway,that's only because i don't have the heart to scold him for doing so.

>>9343258
Nice try, Eveal

>>9342970
Humans fit best as deep body cleaning utensils

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>>9300453
>I think I'm getting addicted to my pet's ejaculate

kEEPing this bread nOt dEAd

>>9344595
Do not teach your human how to dial 911. They get almost a dozen human calls a week, and don't need more.

>>9232252
Fapping

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>>9209865
What's the use for human skins? Furs gives you warmth, and fashion, but what can human flesh can do?

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>>9347975
>but what can human flesh do?
Give you a Hybrid baby

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>>9347975
Wait a minute. I saw a video of this animation about animals using human skin as fashion. It was made by PETA and I can't seemed to find it.

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I was planning on making a story based on this explorer in the forest only to realize there's civilization of humans working together with the tents and the fire

>>9209865
Wait. Are humans color blind? Or they do have color but furrd can't?

>>9348714
Excepting certain birds of prey, humans have the most advanced eyesight we know of, anon.
A lot of predators are good at discerning slight motion, but humans can do that just as well, if not better. Also, their ability to discern detail and colours are unmatched.

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>>9348714
If furs are colorblind
>"Honey, I can't get our two humans to get along each other"
>"They've been at each other's neck for a week straight. What's wrong with him?"
>mfw the humans are Black and White

>>9348931
Kek

(Just a heads up though: no living organism on Earth with visual organs are black/white colourblind.)

>>9349174
not even most dogs are

>>9209865
>16th thread
>Still no greens of human show
There are humans who have talents you know?

>>9349255
>human show
Set it in Tijuana

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>>9350112
>ywn have fifty pairs of aroused anthro eyes on you as you perform, minds only on a single thing

>>9348625
do it

>>9348625
Sounds great.

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>>9312257
>A furry 4channer fucks their family pet Human and gets caught. Maybe tries some tricks to get it to happen, like a modified peanut butter trick.

I picked up this one.

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>>9354347
—
Guys I finally did it.
I finally screwed my human.
I only lurked for a laugh back when this shitty containment board was made, but all the damn skin porn threads finally got to me.
Are you happy now?
You degenerates made me a skinfucker.
—
>>95847494(OP)
another person claiming they actually did it
pics or it didn’t happen, “skinfucker”
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out
—
>>95847494(OP)
Did you use the peanut butter trick?
There’s no way that works right?
I mean, it’d get stuck in your coat and wouldn’t work.
Asking for a friend.
—
Another one falls to the glorious human cock
Rejoice sisters, for the extinction of the furbois is nigh!
—
Do you and the cock for pussy it’s real good?
I have a skin for some time and then thinking about it.
—
>>84846487
We have the top analysts working around the clock to figure out what the fuck you just said.
—
>>85947499
>pics or it didn’t happen, “skinfucker”
you know what? Screw it. Here.
…

>It never really failed that on a boring, quiet night alone, with no games worth playing and no boyfriend, that skinchan would provide a few laughs before bed.
>You sipped your Mountain Dew and glanced toward the clock by the bottom of your screen.
>4:33am
>Well… bed was relative anyhow.
>Besides, nobody would notice a few dark circles under your eyes.
>It was one of the few benefits of being a panda.
>You frown and pinch a bit of chub around your waist.
>Your hands moved up and lifted your bust, then let them bounce back down.
>A groan escapes you.
>The rest of being a panda involved gaining chub easier.
>Dammit, everything either went right to your thighs or your boobs.
>Not like those stupid deer girls at school with their thin pretty legs.

>>9354382
>Your ears flicked back as you heard your human jump up on your bed, curling up in the covers and you smiled ruefully.
>You’d have to kick him out before sun up, but if you weren’t using it, no reason he couldn’t.
>Your finger slid along the scroll wheel as you took another sip of your soda.
>Let’s see what shitty fake picture she decided to post.
>As the image came into view, your eyes widened and you spat all over your screen.
“Shit! Aw, fucking dammit.”
>You looked around for something to wipe off your and settled for a box of tissues, rapidly grabbing pieces until you had two clumps in both paws.
>Fuck, you just know it’s going to stay sticky.
>As you wiped away your soda, you caught sight of the picture that startled you in the first place.
>Aligned left on the user’s post was a POV taken by a girl riding a male human, taking him to the hilt.
>A sheet lay to the side that read ‘Hi /skn/’ and a date scribbled in black marker underneath.
>Your face heated and you put your paw over your mouth.
>Holy crap, the madwoman actually did it.
>You scrolled down.
>Several users were calling it fake, but you spotted one that had checked the exif data and posted it below.
>OP had posted the picture seconds after it was taken.

—
You sicko… so how’d it feel?
—
This is totally illegal. I hope you all know that.
—
>>8694749
>iss illegal guis I’m a lawyer
No it’s not dumbass. Only in cases of clear abuse and questionable consent can it even be brought to court.
—
Oh my god… his cock looks so big. I wish that were me
—
Lol, you fell for the porn meme? Are you serious?
Welcome to the crowd fellowskinfucker.
—
Post more. I’m practically soaked right now. Is that a vanilla by the way? I LOVE vanillas.

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>>9354407
—
>You sicko… so how’d it feel?
I’m a virgin so maybe keep that in mind. But honestly, it was AMAZING. I can’t describe what it feels like to be stretched and filled like that. A dildo doesn’t compare to something that’s actually hot and throbbing inside you. And they can come right inside and there’s no risk for kits or anything. I literally cannot describe to you how being flooded with his sperm feels. It’s all tingly and warm and you get this really happy feeling in your chest.
>Lol, you fell for the porn meme?
It’s all that creampie crap all over this site. I wanted to see what it felt like.
>Another one falls to the glorious human cock
I mean you joke but I don’t know anymore. No spines, barbs, or corkscrews? Just perfect clean shaft and this adorable little mushroom tip. It feels amazing and my boy even cuddles afterwards. I think I’m converted guys, hold me.

>You let out a hot breath and leaned closer, as a new picture appeared.
>This one was a webm.
>You clicked on it and watched as a girl with just her muzzle barely in shot jerked her human’s cock in front of her face.
>She let her tongue lolled out and she moaned, giving him a few encouraging licks.
>”Come on boy, give mama her cream.”
>The human let out a small ‘aahhn’ and came, thick streams of white splashing across her snout and chest.
>Several thick ropes splattered on her tongue and into her mouth as she let out a satisfied groan.
>Your paw drifted down across your flat stomach and into your pants.
>This—holy shit this was hot.
>She moved in closer as he kept shooting loads into her and she gently wrapped her lips around his tip, pumping him all the while.
>After a few seconds she came away, and giggled.
>She turned toward the camera and opened her mouth.
>You gasped as you saw heaps of white pearly goo piled on her tongue.
>She played with it for a few seconds, moving her tongue around and mixing the sticky batter through her mouth.

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>>9354427
>Then, she closed her mouth and you saw her throat bob.
>The girl opened again, showing the camera she’d swallowed every that drop.
>The human kneeled and pressed his face into her chest, wrapping his arms around her.
>”Good boy, you gave me lots tonight.”

>You shivered and rubbed circles around your clitoral hood.
>Did humans really cum that much?
>And the way she tasted it… his cum looked so good.
>What did human cum taste like?
>You open a new tab and go to type but think better of it.
>/skn/ in your history was one thing, but searching a question like that was just asking for problems.
>Not like Mom or Dad ever checked your PC or anything though.
>You decided to head back to the thread and even saved the webm and picture for later.
>The rest of the thread continued to blow up for a few minutes with furs asking for more or dropping reaction pictures in response to the video.
>You scrolled around, looking for any more content from the OP and hit the bottom of the thread.
“Damn…”
>Your sex dripped under your pants and you brought your paw back out, wiping your slickened fingers with some of the leftover tissues.
>Close… but you’d need more content to get off tonight.
>Been slicking to all kinds of porn for so long, imagination didn’t do much now.
>Still… this was something else.
>You pause, staring at the bottom of the thread, watching the auto update timer tick by and double.
>You open a reply box and pause, fingers on the keys.
>OP had responded to some questions and the thread was still up…
>You bit your lip and look back at the family human, sound asleep in your bed.
>This is wrong… why were you even considering this?
>You couldn’t, could you?
>How would you even?
>Anon would just fuss and run off, right?
>You stared back at your reply box and licked your lips.
>Your fingers moved across the keys and you hit send.

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>>9354444
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>>95847494(OP)
How’d you get him to do it? The sex I mean, not the facial.
—

>Shit
>A cold chill ran through you as you stared at your message.
>You were really thinking about this.
>A skinfag was something you could safely call yourself at this point but you’d never actually thought about fucking your human.
>I mean… it was sorta wrong, wasn’t it?
>They’re just pets. They don’t understand.
>The update timer ticked down and a reply popped up.
>You shut your eyes and let out a long breath.
>This could still be fake somehow.
>Maybe it would take hours of training.
>/skn/ has a meme about humans being natural rough fuckers and eager to please but surely that wasn’t true…
>Dammit, you couldn’t just walk away now though.

>You opened your eyes.

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>>42735373
Surprisingly easy. I actually tried the peanut butter thing but all he did was sniff it and give me a weird look. Mine isn’t super into it and it sorta gums up his mouth. What actually worked for me was sugar. Like just powdered sugar or even syrup. Heck, he’ll even lick at soda if I spill it. Just be gentle and encouraging and if yours is anything like mine, make sure to cuddle him after.
—

>You gulped and your eyes drifted over to the can of half drank Mountain Dew on your dresser.
>A tingle ran up your spine as you imagined Anon sniffing at your crotching, investigating the sticky, sugary scent.
>You picked up the can.
“A-Anon,” you whispered, your voice cracking from not speaking for hours.
>He picked his head up and looked at you curiously.
“I got something I want to try.”
>A cabinet slammed somewhere in the house and you flinched.
>The gurgle of the coffee maker echoed out and someone opened the microwave.
>Shit, what time was it?
>A glance at your computer tells you 5:04am, the time when your Dad got up to start his police shift.

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>>9354460
>You cursed under your breath.
>Anon watched with his head tilted as you frantically stripped out of your clothes and got into bed.
>No time for PJs. Just yesterday's tank top and panties will have to do.
>Your ear flicked about, listening for your father.
>He’d probably not check on you but if he’d found out that you stayed up, you’d be grounded for sure.
>Something smooth and warm pressed into your backside.
“Anon, no huggies,” you whisper.
>He snuggled into your back and you felt him let out a relaxed sigh.
>His bulge pressed against the back of your thigh and you let out an involuntary gasp.
>Your face heated up and your mind went back to the image of that girls human… his cock being pumped for that creamy white cum.
>You reached down between your legs, pushing your panties aside.
>Your fingers pressed and kneaded, coaxing your arousal as you began to grind back into Anon.

>The bedroom door opened and a bright light flicked on.
>”Up and attem sunshine. It’s a Friday.”
>You clenched your eyes tight against the offending brightness and groaned, though not a groan of tiredness.
>”Aw, Anon you’re such a good boy, keeping my little girl company. Come on, I’ll get you breakfast.”

>Anon hopped out of bed, running happily after your father as he left your door open.
>You slapped a pillow over your face.
>You’re not sure whether to be frustrated or relieved at him stopping you.
>But one thing was for certain.

>You’d be frustrated, cranky, and pent up all day today.

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>>9354486
https://pastebin.com/27TSBDwQ

It's short but I feel like someone would bin it so might as well. Also she has to first fuck him and get caught so I'll have to come back to this. Don't know why I chose a panda. I don't like them but Kenny is kinda cute so I figure why not.

Also I realize the formatting is going to be obnoxious and confusing, since it's supposed to be emulating 4chan posts, so if you want just read the pastebin version and spare your eyes.

Comments are greatly appreciated

>>9311995
I like all these but they feel like things you can mostly throw in to any story, not an idea that I thought 'hey, nobody has done that yet'. I'll use a few probably.

>>9312257
>A guide human for a blind furry.
super good idea but ought to be done in depth. I'd be impressed by anyone who attempts this.

>A furry taking along their pet Human for a combined cosplay.

What cosplay would they do though?

>>9354600
Nice work, anon
I love reading stuff that's realistically paced like that.
Wonderful.
>Also she has to first fuck him and get caught so I'll have to come back to this
Oh fuck.. Caught by her police dad fucking her pet? That'll teat the story a new asshole, possibly.
Hmm, damnit. No way around? Say, getting caught by a (secretly equally skinfag) friend or something?

Anyway, keep it up. And I loved the pics you posted alongside it

>>9355945
>Oh fuck.. Caught by her police dad fucking her pet? That'll teat the story a new asshole, possibly.
>Hmm, damnit. No way around? Say, getting caught by a (secretly equally skinfag) friend or something?

I was thinking this whole time the family as a whole would catch her somehow, but a skinfag friend would be even better. You have me thinking now.

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>>9354600
>Stopping at that point

Holy fuck Anon, you're such a tease...
Waiting for that Part 2!

>>9354600
Very noice

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>>9350581
>>9353925
It would be kinda similar to a game called "The Forest" where this anthro has to survive and document these "intellegent" humans. I'm trying to figure out the plot of this idea. Maybe a some ideas would help

>>9359455
So... mutant humans?

>>9209865
>If you had the chance to make a movie about humans, what would it be?

>>9357865
Nah, just sorta lazy. I wrote that in about two sittings and it was meant to just get some green in here while I'm struggling with Mean Dog.

>>9359340
Depends how you view my writing I suppose? Semi comedic I'd say for this one. I wouldn't make it dark.

>>9359455
So a bunch of horrible cannibalistic mutant clone failures?

How charming.

>>9359455
Well, crap. I just relize this idea is bigger than I thought it would be. If I write this idea I'm in for a LONG story. Maybe I'll make at least more than 3 chapters would be a safe bet.

>>9209865
How do humans age exactly? And how long till they give birth?

>>9362211
Not any of those other guys, but I must admit; I'd love to see a semi-serious take on a continuation of this story as much as I'd like to see more of Mean Dog.

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>>9209865
What happens if a human raises a fur?

>>9364850
They can get to 90 if they live a healthy live. Around the age of 10.

>>9366541
Sexy Fun times.

>>9366541
Yes

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BANK

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MOOOOOM ANON'S BEEN A DILDO!
>Well then I know a certain human who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
....What?

>>9372587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugoFc79uh8

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>>9365375
I'll keep that in mind. I have no clue when I'll get more progress on either. I can't seem to motivate or get a feel for what to write the last two weeks though. We may continue to be slow if we don't get some new blood, because I know I can't seem to get words down.

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>>9372587

>>9372051
Sauce?

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>>9209865
I can easily imagine of immature furries teaching their humans how to dab in the a pet show.

Has anyone ever done green with a farm setting

>>9376674
I think someone write a story that took place in a rural area, but never went outside the vet.

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>>9376674
>A bearded fat chicken appear in front of a screen
>"Now I know you furs are begging for something to ear with a lot of fried meat."
>"Well today is your lucky day 'cause Roster's homemade HuMEAT is here to solve those needs! A place Were me, me and mai wife fried our healthy and stuffed human in our farms and turn them into something DE-liciously good!"
>"Stop by to our resturaunt so you and your family can have a DE-lightfully time together!"
>Shows random chicken family eating happily in the table with Hu-meat buckets
>The next day
>Furs for the Ethical Treatment of Humans sues Roster's Homemade Hu-meat

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>>9377733
It's fingerlickin good

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>>9377733
D-don't eat the humans. They only did that in the past, you know, and only rarely. They're furkind's best friend, after all

>>9379039
>>9379078
this character is pretty hot

>>9380966
Terrible body proportions though. There's ample, and then there's balls of fat.

>>9380966
There's chub and there's tub of lard,Larry