ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on champio

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>>9205449
...What?

>>9205469
cocksplet

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>Firecat: fall asleep before getting an answer

i want joe schmoe to eat me alive

>>9205557
dont we all

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>>9205469
I think we're pretty cool?
>>9205436
Wait... do rocks not normally follow you here??

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>>9205557
>>9205582
Nah.

>>9205616
youd rather rust eat you alive?

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>>9205681
Not big on the "being eaten alive" thing, honestly. Or dead.

PAR why am i still alive

>>9206309
still trying to figure that one out myself, anon.

>>9206385
jirachi?

>>9206423
tru.

jiji is for love

>>9207224
jiji is for rape

>>9207448
anon is for stab

I fucking hate myself and my life and every morning i wake up still breathing is painful.

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Yesterday was really tiring
Now at least i habe some peace and quiet

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>Tfw you forget to eat
>And sleep

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>>9205494
Do not.

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>Lobster walks around the keep

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>roost on expertly walking lobster
Amore di buon mattino.

>>9209498
(obviously meant for)
>>9209444

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>>9209498
>>9209512
>Lobster can't understand Italian
>But has a good guess as to what it meant
Morning.
How are you doing?

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>>9209569
'Bout the same. Been quiet lately, 'tank god.

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>>9209602
That's good...
Any ideas for today?

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>>9209652
Eh... I dunno. You's got anythin' planned?

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>>9209696
Maybe a trip somewhere?

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>>9209733
Sure, whatchu's had in mind? Hot springs, head to town, check out dat old Colosseum...

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>>9209811
Something scenic?
Maybe take a walk around town?

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Hey, trainer here.
Has anyone in Kalos got a Malamar for trade?

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>>9209875
>>9209811
>clover yawn quietly
Good morning you two

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>>9205516
>Firecat: awaken not in a sunbeam for once
...Well, I'm not dead or in a ball, so I guess nothing bad happened?
>Firecat: look around

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>>9210195
>Crayon Kid: be just waking up.
Good morning, miss Tiff...
Today we're going to Cyllage, right?
I'm really excited!
I've already learned a lot on this adventure, like how to pronunc... Prounace... Uh, how to sound out Joyeuse's name right!

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>>9210117
Really, nobody wants to trade?
Shit.
>77: cross that plan out and sigh.
Are there even any trainers with a Malamar here?
At this rate I'm going to have to train up an Inkay.

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>>9210260
>Firecat: smile
Morning Anna, so, Cyllage, right? You want to challenge the gym there?
I mean, I think we should spend some time around here training, but maybe going to the Gym is a form of that.

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>>9210297
Most people do not train Malamar, mon Cher. The danger of their companion turning them into a mindslave is too high for most to be comfortable with. However, I do believe Calem has at least one Malamar. You can ask him once he deals with his.... Nymphani problems.

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>>9210159
Good morning.
How are you?

>>9210195
indeed mademoiselle, we are all doing safe
>>9210260
MAGNIFIQUE
you are learning quite well fille

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Someone seeks a Psychic Pokémon, Malamar specifically. Tell me, what do you want it for?

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>>9210368
>77: note down that Calem has at least one Malamar.
Right, thanks.
Do you know how long it'll take him to not be busy with whatever he's doing right now?
It's important that I get a Malamar soon.

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>>9210356
Um, I dunno about the Gym right now... but Cyllage is by the ocean! We could find a boat there!
>>9210447
Thanks, Joyeuse!

>Crayon Kid: put on the backpack, and get to walking towards down, proud as punch.

>>9210456
Fug

>>9210297
I had to deal with a renegade Malamar once. It was a nerve-rattling experience at best. If I hadn't had backup, I probably wouldn't be here to type this.
Try another Psychic-type. Seriously.

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>>9210504
That depends... I heard screaming when I visited. It's entirely possible that Nymphani actually killed someone this time. You'll have to wait for your Sepiaroce, mon Cher.

I'm curious about this place. Can I get a discord link?

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>>9210456
(Only just noticed your post, sorry.)
Yes that would be me.
I've heard rumours of powerful Psychic Pokemon wandering around and harassing people and wanted something to keep myself safe.

>>9210575
Dealing with renegade Pokemon is my job so I'm fully aware of the risks.
Trust me, I'll be fine. But I really do need a Malamar.

>>9210603
I see...that's unfortunate. Hopefully he's alright.

>>9210627
( https://discord.gg/cCV9B )
( Mods are on and can answer questions )

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>>9210522
>>9210639
(It's fine)
You want one of the hardest to train Psychic types, and you want one quick. If you are not a Psychic yourself it is entirely likely it will refuse to listen. There are plenty of other psychics who could do that same job. I have a Malamar, but I doubt you would be able to handle it. Prove to me you deserve to borrow my Pokémon and I shall consider it.

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>>9210669
>77: get an idea.
I have an idea, to prove to you that I am worthy how about I sit in a room with your Malamar for a while?
I'm sure I could earn it's respect if given the chance.
Unless you have a specific test in mind, that is.

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>>9210403
Just woke and I'm well what about you?

>>9210777
>there's still no payday post

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>yfw thread is dead

>>9210777
>Apparently this was the exact wrong thing to say.
>Skarms glares angrily at 77 before screeching loudly and Shadow Rushing him.

>>9210878
(Oh well. You get to watch 77 die to the metal bird instead.)

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>>9210777
Perhaps. I would be willing to allow it, presuming you are willing to put forth the time to meet me at the Unova League.
Not as part of the gym challenge, just to show you have the dedication to travel that far.

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>>9210447
Yeah, I'm glad we haven't had to deal with too much yet.

>>9210521
...Why do you want to find a boat?
>Firecat: wince
I don't do well with boats.

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>>9210781
I'm doing good.

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>>9210919
>Cinnamon roll: nod.
I'm sorry, I shoulda remembered because of the Fire-Type thing.
I know you wanna get to Alola, though...
>Think, Anna, think hard.

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>>9210900
(Fucking fantastic.)
>77 is hit by the full force of the Shadow Rush.
>Cipher armor is not built to withstand that kind of power.
Uuugh...Skarms...please...
>Roll with the last number to see how badly wounded 77 is.
>Roll with the second to last number to see if Skarms snaps out of Reverse Mode.

>>9210903
>77 doesn't respond because he's currently lying on the floor hoping he's not going to die.

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>>9210998
>33 rushes back into the room.
For fucks sake!
>33 rolls to shoulder check the metal birb.

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>>9210970
Oh, OH!
>Firecat: chuckle
Didn't you talk to someone who said he could get us a plane trip if we want to do the island challenge? We don't need a boat!
>Firecat: follow the little girl down the road

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>>9210998
>77: not dying.
>Although he is badly hurt, his armor is completely ruined where the Shadow Rush hit him, right in the chest.
>77 has some broken bones but he'll recover.

>>9211020
>33 hits Skarms, knocking the bird over.
>Roll again to see if this knocks him out of Reverse Mode.
33...thanks...

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>>9211141
>33 tosses out his spikyseed to block the path.
For fucks sake, 77. Arceus on a bike, are you alright?
>Rolling for if Skarms is going to attack 33.

>>9211184
>77: slightly less dazed now.
...I think so?
>Skarms screeches at Ferroseed and 33.
>Roll to see if Skarms calms down.
>If not Skarms goes for a Shadow Rush against Ferroseed instead.

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Um... guys... do you have any advice on uh.... Washing sheets sneakily?

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>>9211344
>>9211184
(Strange how forgetting my image ended up helping me.)
>Skarms calms down and settles quietly in the corner of the room, looking down at the floor.
I think it's over...thank Arceus.
I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

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>>9211344
>>9211417
(Dice hate binocs.)
>33 watches the calmed Skarmory.
Yeah, fucking hell. Anything broken, 77?
>33 hefts 77 up with a bit of work and puts him in a lying position on the bed.
It'll be fine.

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>>9211416
Yeah, buddy. Either find a local laundromat and go in during slow hours, or if you've got the stuff at home wait until somebody's gotta leave the house.

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>>9210159
Mornin' orchidea

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>>9211438
Okay, I'll wait for Mom to leave for groceries! I'm not sure how well I can hobble to Hau'Oli with crutches...
Uh another question... what's the best way to dry a pillow?

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>>9211431
>77 winces in pain as he is lifted up and put down on the bed.
Fuck! I hope not, I don't have time to waste recovering broken bones, I'm not going to have this mission fail due to weakness.

>>9210903
>77 reaches down and picks up his PDA.
Sorry about the really late response, there was an urgent matter I had to deal with.
I accept your offer and will be there as soon as I can.

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>>9211416
>>9211529
Sun! Did you come down with something? I'll get some of my grandpa's special soup and you'll feel better.

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>>9211042
>Into Cyllage you go!
>It's quite pleasant here - The smell of the sea, music pouring out of a local cafe.
>Some of the locals give the kid curious looks, but she's oblivious to that.
Well, we're here... Maybe we should get something to eat?
>Rolling for if small child has any money left.

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>>9211542
>33 shakes his head a bit.
Right, right. Can you get your armor off by yourself? We're going to have to apply some bandages to make sure your shit doesn't set wrong.
>33 fiddles through his bag.
>33 hands 77 a bottle of asprin and bottled water.

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>>9211543
I woke up crying and um... yeah... I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't even remember what the dream was... Soup sounds nice though, thanks Hau! You're the best!
>Sun: realize that Hau might bring soup to your room
>Panic and attempt to hide your bedsheets underneath all of the other clothes in the dirty clothes hamper

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>>9211557
Maybe, do we have the money though? Those potions cost a lot...
>Firecat: check scarf and realize that for once there is no pokebean or berry in it
>Firecat: have a momentary sad

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>>9211676
Woah. Bad nightmares or something? I'm sorry, dude! I'll be like your personal dreamcatcher and be there to beat up all the bad dreams.
If your mom's okay with a sleepover??
>Hau: Get that soup.

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>>9211581
Yeah, don't worry about me.
>77: attempt to take off the ruined chest armor.
As long as it doesn't take too long, I still have things I need to prepare.
>77: take a couple of painkillers and down the bottle of water in one go.

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>>9211691
We don't have any money.
Darn...
>Anna: also have a sad.
I like Berries but I wanted some toast...
Maybe I could call Mommy and see if she can help?

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>>9211774
Yeah, bullshit I'm not going to worry about you. Give me like five minutes and we can get going.
>33 bandages up 77's chest
>After a few minutes he's finished and he takes a few steps back.
How's it feel, still breathable? I've only done this on CK-56 before but I read a few books on field medicine.

(So does anyone remember Keldestia? Would people be okay with me bringing her back as she was?)

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yesterday sure was quite annoying
but today i'm back to normal

>>9211873
(Threadfag here. I'd hope you change it to fit the thread more. I don't want more Gungeon bs like that Emrys guy pulled forever ago.)

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>>9211715
Um... I think so! Mom has just been kinda saying "ok" to everything for a while, so I think it's fine! Should I get some movies or something?

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>>9211892
>Rockbird: chirp cheerily
I'm glad to hear! Glad!
Yesterday was really strange!
>But how was birb get in?

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>>9211827
>It's very uncomfortable, but 77 is still able to breathe.
>No running for 77 until it heals, last number in the post is how many days until 77 recovers, with 0's counting as 1 day.
Ugh, fuck.
I can still breathe but it's really tight, is it supposed to be like that?
Anyway, we need to get to Unova, so it's probably not the worst thing that my armor got wrecked.
They'd probably recognize it as Cipher gear.

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>>9211929
thanks
but who are you little guy?

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>>9211970
Might have done it a bit too tight. Tell me if it gets uncomfortable and we can redo it.
>Gooblob is sent out.
Get your stuff together and we can get going, alright?
>33 tosses his armor and snag machine in his bag.
>He puts on a white scarf and red goggles.
Eh? I got them from a shitty Kalosian store.

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>Odd guy: slip out of town.
>Fiddle with a Pokeball.
>Take a deep breath, and release its occupant.
>Time for an unpleasant chat.
Hey there. You're not gonna like hearing this, but I've gotta let you go...

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>>9211928
Yeah, dude! Movies would be cool. Should I see if I can get my old videogames?

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>>9212030
I will, don't worry.
>77 looks over at Skarms, who is still sulking quietly in the corner.
>Skarms is returned to his Pokeball.
>77 then puts the rest of his armor that is still intact into his bag and straps his rifle to his back.
>He's still wearing his red scarf though, to cover up the mark on his neck.
All ready.
Also, they look good on you.
>77 pats 33 on the back.

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>>9211996
I'm Ruffles! You left your window open, mister!
>Birb: be perched on windowsill.
Who are you? You look strong, like one of my human friends!

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>>9212070
>Confused jellyfish noises
>Attempt to get close

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>>9212145
>Ollie steps back.
No. No, I can't be around you anymore, buddy.
Doctor's orders, the stings are making me really, really sick.
We had some good times, but it's time to part ways for good.

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>>9212127
Don't bring the fuckin' rifle in there, dude. Pff, thank you. You're so sweet, 77.
>33 laughs a bit.
I think we...
>33 pulls out his map and circles a few places.
There, there, there and the league. Got it, Duo?
>The Duosion nods.
Alright...
>Teleport: Go.
>Rolling for success.
>Evens: Right into Catilin's room.
>Odd: Somewhere outside her room.
>Dubfail: Outside the league.
>Tripfail: Duo takes them to the Battle Castle instead.

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>>9212198
>Further confused jellyfish noises
>With a hint of desperation
>Roll to sting

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>>9212136
whoops
well hello ruffles you can stay here how long you like
you could meet my friend ryoga a tyrunt

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>>9212088
Yeah, that'd be cool! You'll probably win, but it'll be fun!! Are there any snacks you want??

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>>9212237
>Ollie narrowly avoids it!
NO!
>He grabs one of his other Pokeballs.
Doc said it's you or seeing my daughter grow up.
As great as you've been, I can't choose you over my own kid!
Please. Don't make this harder than it has to be.

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>>9211787
Maybe?
>Firecat: shrug
I don't know, maybe?

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>>9212295
I'm alright with anything! Hey I got that soup all together. It's Saimin soup, hopefully that's alright?
>Rolling for how many posts it takes Hau to get to Sun's house.

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>>9212225
>Meanwhile, in Caitlin's room
So there are two of them? Teleporting was not what I had in mind, but they have shown they are at least somewhat resourceful. I am sure you can handle them, Malamar.

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>>9212299
>Definitely desperate jellyfish
>Swat away the pokeball, he didn't have a firm grip on it
>Get closer
>Roll to sting

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>>9212333
>>9211787
>Odds and a tripsfail.
>Mom has no way to get money to them right now, and Dad's not picking up his phone.
>Anna hangs her head dejectedly.
Looks like it's no breakfast for us...
Let's go look for something, even if it's just leftovers somewhere.

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>>9212225
It's fine, I'm trying to pass myself off as a guy that goes around capturing renegade Pokemon.
Some guy mentioned it earlier so I thought it might be a good cover for me.
>33 and 77 are teleported somewhere near Catilin's room in the league building.
33, it's probably best if you don't come in too. She'll be able to read you and ruin everything.
I'll come find you when I'm done, alright?

>>9212358
>77 goes and knocks on Catilin's door, making sure his scarf covers the special mark on his neck that prevents psychics from being able to read or manipulate him.
Hello?

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>>9212359
>That's one Pokemon that won't be fighting in this encounter anytime soon.
>Ollie feels the air shift as the tentacle barely misses his face.
>He leaps back, and tries to let out his Jolteon!
Dammit! What part of "no" are you not getting!?

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>>9212368
i'm sorry dame, maybe i should looking for some berries around here?
>roll to find berries around the nearing area

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>>9212408
>Angry jellyfish noises
>Almost like trying to say "no"
>Warper uses Stealth Rock, trying to circle the nearby area

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>>9212396
Sounds like a plan to me. I'll be waiting.
Don't get mindraped, dude.
>33 sits down a bit away from the door and plays with his Duosion.
...Duo, man. I'm gonna need you to be on your A game. Alright?
>Goo noises.
Thanks, Duo.

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>>9212396
>The door wooshes open with a rush of psychic power
>Caitlin is sitting on her bed like usual, Malamar standing at the foot of the bed
Hello. My preference would have been for you to leave your rifle at the front desk, but I suppose it is too late now. Behave and I will not force it away from you.

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>>9212347
Yeah, that sounds cool! I had Sol just bring up all of the snacks and movies, this is gonna be so cool!!

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>>9212474
>Ollie panics a bit!
>Jolteon was sent out, and the Stealth Rocks dig into him!
Faraday! Thunder Wave this thing!
>Jolteon uses Thunder Wave!

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>>9212622
>Paralyzed
>And stunned by the force of the Thunder Wave
>Warper is ANGRY

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>>9212554
Yeah, sorry about that.
I don't plan on using it of course, this is just what I use to capture renegade Pokemon.
I hit them with a tranq round from a safe distance and then bring them back to the authorities to be properly dealt with.
>77 takes his rifle off his back and sets it down near the door leaning against the wall.
So um...nice to meet you.
Also thank you so much for helping me out here, it means a lot to me.

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>>9212596
Cool, cool!
>Hau lets himself in and waves to Sun's mom.
>He heads upstairs and puts the container of soup on a desk without electronics on it.
Hey, what's up?
>Hau flops on the bed next to Sun.

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>>9212708
Hey Hau! Theyre doing a Marvel Movie Marathon on Tv! I don't think I've seen most of these...
>Sun grabs the popcorn bowl and shakes it a bit
Popcorn?

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>>9212368
>>9212422
Berries seem pretty good to me!
>Firecat: pick out a Tamato Berry
I've never had one of these before...
>Firecat: nomf
SPICY

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>>9212663
Hm, it sounds like it does.
>She pauses
Malamar says he can't read you. What Psychic are you linked with?

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>>9212663
>>9212833
>33: Peek through the walls with your Lunala gift.
>Roll to not get a fucking headache.
>Also get Duo to keep you from being read.

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>>9212833
>Dubsfail
>You know what this means?
>Caitlin's narcolepsy kicks in
>Now you have to deal with the Malamar
>The astral projecting psychic attempts to locate 33

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>>9212833
Uhhhh...

>>9212867
Well that solves that problem.
Fuck I hope 33 is ready to get in here.
>77 grabs his rifle and loads a tranquillizer round, aiming at Malamar.
>BANG.

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>>9212650
Faraday. Discharge.
>There's a cold anger in Ollie's voice.
>0 SpA Jolteon Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Nihilego: 40-48 (21.7 - 26%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery

>He looks to see how far away the Pokeball Warper swatted was flung...

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>>9212867
>Fail I guess?
>>9212916
Arceus on a fucking stick what are you doing, 77?
>33 gets his shit together and stands in the doorway.
77... Really?

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>>9212916
>Malamar is unconscious
>Oh shit son what the fuck are you doing
>That's a terrible idea
>The League has cameras in the rooms
>And Caitlin's psychic powers are strongest when she's asleep
>You just made it possible for Malamar to communicate with Caitlin - she and the League both know you're a thief now
>Have fun
>>9212990
>Roll to give Duosion a migraine

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>>9212990
33!
Come on snag this Malamar so we can get out of here!
>77 pulls 33 inside the room and locks the door.

>>9213012
>Good, let them watch.
>77 looks around the room for a camera to flip off.

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>>9212916
>The noises attract Grimsley's attention.
>Rolling for how drunk he is.
>He knocks on the door.
...Caitilin?

test

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>>9213012
>Duosion is definitely going to pass out from the migrane.
>>9213050
Dude there are cameras fucking ev- Fuck.
>He pulls his scarf up and groans through his headache.
>>9213012
Fuck my life.
>He equips the snag machine and turns it on.
>He grabs an Ultra Ball and tosses it at the Malamar.
>Rolling...
>Might actually need dubs for this considering the level difference.

NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU ARE THIEVES

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>>9213073
>Panic mode: engaged.
>I feel like this music will be appropriate in the near future.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYXt_BjAe0&
Shit!
Uhh...sorry, Caitilin is not available right now, please leave your message after the beep.
Beeeeep.
>77: scribble "Do not disturb" on a piece of paper and slide it under the door.
>77 then backs off and aims his rifle at the door, loading another tranq round.
>In the tense moment he completely forgets about the cameras.

>>9213117
For fucks sake 33 just get Malamar's actual Pokeball, come on!

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>>9212806
>Anna: chomp that Berry
Aaaaah! Hot, hot, hot!
>Eat it anyway, despite watery eyes because darn it, you're hungry!
I think my tongue is numb...

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>>9213050
>One in each corner of the room and one in the center, take your pick
>>9213073
>Door flings itself open yet again.
>No response from the psychic though
>>9213117
>>9213179
>You fail to snag the malamar
>Two pillows fling themselves at the faces of 77 and 33 - last and second to last number respectively

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>>9213181
I like them!
>Firecat: nomf another tamato and search through the small pile for an Oran
Here, these'll be less spicy.

>>9212927
>Power Gem, Jolteon
-Warper

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>>9213179
>>9213209
>Jelly sigh.
>UB portal in.
>Power Gem the cameras.

Hi, /par/.
Quick question, is discussion of Pokephilia bannable here?

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>>9213179
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!
>>9213209
>Pomf.
Ugh.
>Attempt to locate ball.

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>>9213231
>The Jolteon avoids the attack easily.
Good work, Faraday. Time to switch out.
>Jellicent was sent out!
Rainmaiden? Time to job the other jelly.

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>>9213233
>Dubsfail
>Sorry bud, this is the League. Their cameras are strong enough to take stray hits from the E4's Pokemon.
>>9213260
>You can see the Pokeballs in the pillow directly under her head, are you sure you wanna mess with that?
>The bedside lamp flings itself at 33's head

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>>9213179
What in the fuck?
>>9213209
>The door is open.
>>9213233
>>9213260
What the fuck kind of orgy is this?
>Lv90 Scrafty is sent out.
Put your hands up!

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>>9213250
dude
worst case scenario is you getting fired if your boss finds out

>>9213250
Nope, it's legal everywhere, if a bit of a taboo

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>>9213286
...
>>9213279
>There isn't even any point in breaking the cameras what am I doing?
>Attempt to hat self onto Catilin.

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>>9213233
>77 is too focussed on the now open door and the man standing outside it to notice the Jelly.

>>9213260
FIND IT THEN!

>>9213286
How about you put YOUR hands up buddy?
>Aim rifle squarely at his head.
>Roll for intimidation.

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>>9213279
>33: Mentally accept death.
>Attempt to yank the pillow out.
>>9213320
ON IT!!

>>9213275
>Angry, slightly confused and actually paralyzed extrajellestrial
>Power gem the Jellicent
->Warper (trying to avoid connection errors)

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>>9213320
>Fling a lamp at the back of his head too
>>9213308
>Welp, congrats
>You have hatted one of, if not the, most powerful human psychics alive
>Watcha gonna do?
>>9213333
>Quadsfail
>All of Pokeballs spill out of the pillow, and two of them pop open
>Say hello to Shadow Tag Gothitelle and Metagross.
>There's no escaping now.
>Gothitelle used Calm Mind, Metagross used Hone Claws!

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>>9213308
What the hell?
>>9213320
>I'd give you that roll if Grimsley wasn't drunk, depressed and an E4 member.
>Scrafty goes for High Jump Kick on 77!
>Self damage on 9.

>>9213367
>shadow tag
>on a human
??????????????????????????

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>>9213344
>252 SpA Nihilego Power Gem vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Jellicent on a critical hit: 99-117 (47.8 - 56.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock and Leftovers recovery

>Ollie freaks out a bit as Rainmaiden reels back!
You've got this! Scald this fucker and hang in there!
>252 SpA Jellicent Scald vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Nihilego: 84-98 (45.6 - 53.2%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

>Second to last number, Ollie looks for his swatted Pokeball.

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>>9213367
>Uh, uh, uh.
>Attempt to command the pokemon to attack Grimsley instead of 33?
>>9213372
>Pls?

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>>9212927
>Angry, slightly confused at the reactions, still paralyzed
>"Why does he hate me now?"
>It uses Power Gem on the Jellicent

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>>9213367
>Miss, but only because 77 is currently on the other side of the room on the floor thanks to >>9213372.
>Also that's fair, no worries.
>Roll to see if 77 can somehow muster the strength to let out Magcargo.

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>>9213387
>Presuming Shadow Tag doesn't work on humans they still need the Malamar to get out of there, and Grimsley is blocking their only exit
>>9213399
>Dubsfail
>The only part of that that gets through is "Pokemon" and "attack".
>Sigilyph is sent out as well.
>Flame Orb kicks in, Sigilyph uses Psycho Shift on 33!
>33 is now burned.
>>9213424
>Metagross and Gothitelle - Hone Claws and Calm Mind again

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>>9213333
>Quadfail.
>Forretress comes out and is ANGERY.
>Even it'll go for Catilyn and her mons, odds it Shadow Rushes 33.
>>9213367
>>9213372
>PANIC. PANIC. PANIC.
Forretress, spikes, please!
>>9213424
Oh, fucking Arceus.

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>>9213442
>>9213453
>33 is rushed AND burnt.
Fuck- me.
>He pulls his knife out and attempts to brick the Snag Machine at the least.
>Rolling with last number.
>Second to last is Shadow Rushing status.

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>>9213424
>Even.
>Magcargo is out.
Crunch it, please.
252 Atk Life Orb Scrafty Crunch vs. 248 HP / 8 Def Magcargo: 222-263 (164.4 - 194.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9213417
>Miss
I don't like doing this, but I can't choose Warper over seeing my kid grow up.
Use Hex.
>( This should leave Jelly with 5-10% left. )

- Ollie

>>9213138
NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE A QUEER

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>>9213442
>No, no, no. Bad.
>DO NOT ATTACK.

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>>9213453
>>9213470
Fuck, 33!

>>9213442
>>9213506
You fucks are gonna pay!
>Out come Manectric and Skarmory.
>Don't worry about the levels they'll get ohko'd if anything actually connects.
Manectric, get the guy with the stupid hair, Skarms, get the sleepy bitch!
>Manectric is on second to last, Skarms on last number.

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>>9213528
>"He has others"
>"He betrayed me"
>VERY ANGRY extrajellestrial noises
>It uses Venoshock aiming beyond Jellicent and towards Ollie

>>9213581
nice, epk

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>>9213568
>There's a jelly on Caitlin, are you sure you wanna do that?
>Rolling for Gothitelle to tank the hit
>>9213470
>Snag machine is a Brock now. Good job
>Someone get the love Brock image.
>>9213554
>All of Caitlin's Pokemon stop in their tracks.

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>>9213568
>Grimsley is hit and knocked down at the least.
>Scrafty pushes him out of the room.
>Scrafty goes for an HJK on Skarms.
>Self damage on 9.

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>>9213581
>Ollie's blood boils as he barely avoid being brought low by the attack.
FUCK!
Rainmaiden, Scald and finish it!
I'm not gonna die like this, not before seeing Marie and Anna, damn it!
>The Other Jelly uses Scald, and Ollie reaches in his jacket for something.

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>>9213568
>>9213621
>Pain.
>Calm, calm, calm.
>Deep breaths.
>>9213637
>Next up.
>Send the team after Grimsley's Scrafty.

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>>9213658
>"We are meant to be togetheeeeeeeeeeee.."
>Pain
>Collapsing jellyfish gurgles
>Knocked out

(So everyone realizes Caitlin is going to be like a five year old after this, right?)

>>9213660
>Is this jelly full Lusamine-jelly mode?
>My curiosity must know
>Gothitelle hangs back because its only attacking move is Psyshock
>Metagross and Sigilyph turn to Grimsley
>Sigilyph uses Psycho Shift, Scrafty is burned!
>Metagross uses Dynamic Punch, hits on 1 and 3 as well!

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>>9213621
>To be fair, 77 didn't know jelly is an ally.
>Also I honestly didn't know they actually surround the upper body.
>77: attempt to get up to see if 33 is still alive.
Manectric, Skarms, cover me while I try to salvage this shitshow!
>Roll to see if Manectric and Skarms can guard 77 for now.

>>9213637
>Miss.
>Skarms screeches loudly at Scrafty, but keeps from attacking.

>>9213660
>77 still isn't paying attention, he's busy trying to make sure 33 isn't dead.
>Roll with second to last number to see how bad the damage to 33 is.

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>>9213720
>Drink
>>9213717
>Lusamine was on jelly venom for how many years?
>This is Caitlin's first time being exposed to it
>At worst she'll have the sting aggression like N and Anabel had going for a while and be stoned off her ass.
>>9213746
>Fair enough

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>>9213714
>Ollie shakes, and takes a few deep breaths.
Fuck... fuck, it nearly killed me rather than leave.
And this thing can teleport, too, so I can't just cut loose and run.
Gods... Damn it.
>He reaches for a Pokeball.
Rainmaiden, return. You don't need to see this next part.

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>>9213746
>33 struggles to get up.
>Forretress is still pissed off.
>33 makes the effort to return it.
F-fucking, garbage. Shitty snag machine never fucking works.
>He makes an attempt to just grab the pillow full of pokeballs from Catilin's bed.
>Injury: Only succeeds on any even higher than a 2/4.

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>>9213771
>Zeta gets a bad, bad feeling in his gut.

>...Wait, Pories don't have guts.
>Nevermind.

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>>9213720
>>9213746
>Scrafty is out.
>Grimsley is out of this fight for now.

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>>9213771
>Still collapsed in the soil
>But clearly still alive
>Dubs and something happens

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>>9213777
>777
>Where's that Payday?
>Also, the pillow is the one directly underneath Caitlin
>It doesn't budge, and I'm not sure you can even reach it with the jelly in the way

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>>9213720
>Heck yeah it is.
>Hence why jelly is tanking hits.
>Fuck, uh, what's next.
>>9213746
>>9213777
....

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>>9213777
>777
>Bones isn't around right now, so guess what?
>It's Sunday, bitch
DOT!!!!
>Nebby: applied directly to the Forretress and grunt
WAIT NO...
THAT'S NOT A DOT.
I APOLOGIZE.
>Nebby bugs on out again

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>>9213777
>777
>man i just woke up could you time this any better
>Slap the grunt in the face with a handfull of coins
>Ain't nothing wrong with that snag machine son.

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>>9213814
I run, you'll follow. I know the score...
Long as we're both still alive.
>Ollie pulls a knife from his jacket.
Sorry, buddy.
>Ollie walks up to the collapsed jellestrial, and lets his Orre-honed grunt instincts take over from there.

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>>9213777
>Dice why.
>Forretress goes Reverse Mode.
>Second number decides who he goes for, odds = 77, evens = 33.
>Last number decides if it hits as normal.
Come on 33, we're gonna be okay. You just need to get up buddy.
>77 pulls 33 up onto his feet.
Let's fucking get out of here!

>>9213820
>Don't you fucking judge us.
>77 finally notices the jelly.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>77 grabs his rifle from the floor and loads another tranq round, aiming at the jelly.

F

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>>9213819
>>9213820
>>9213853
>>9213881
>PAIN
>33 is probably on the floor now.
>>9213921
>33 groans in pain.
Leave the fucking jelly alone you piece of shit.
>33 shoves 77 and tries to shuffle across the floor.
Please.

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>>9213898
>Warper wakes up for a split second
>"Why?"
>And then nothing

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>>9213788
Something the matter?

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>>9213820
>Teleport the grunts out of there?
>Caitlin is a powerful enough psychic when sleeping to do it

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>>9213921
>>9213961
>>9214045
>YES!!
>That's it, I was just testing you.
>Make Catilin put the grunts in Orre.
>After that's done we're going to go delete some tapes and Grimsley's memories...

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>>9213985
>Ollie chokes on his breath, tears welling in his eyes.
>Yet the knife falls all the same, ending the jellestrial.
It's... it's over...
>He staggers to his feet, and makes it about fifteen feet from the body before he throws up and falls to his knees.
Couldn't just, fucking, take a goodbye.
>He digs a shallow grave to conceal the shameful evidence, and staggers back towards town.

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>>9214043
No, no, it's nothing. I think.

...Do we already have a place lined up for that Nihilego?

>>9213788
>>9214083
>metagaming

>>9214097
(You're being a bit of a dick but it is weird that Zeta randomly had a feeling and brings this up RIGHT NOW.)
(Fuck, I guess that is metagaming.)

>>9214097
(Shut up. If you'd actually take a look at my original post, I said "Pories don't have guts, nevermind" to throw out the idea of Zeta doing something like that, and the scene just went there anyways because fucking hell, I guess I didn't make that clear enough)

>>9214149
(Except you're literally metagaming by having Zeta randomly bringing this up now.)

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>>9213961
...Well it's not attacking us so...
>77 lowers his rifle.
Alright.
>77: pull 33 up onto his feet and put his arm around 77's shoulder for support.

>>9214045
>>9214065
>Roll to see if 77 can get over to the bed and find Malamar's Pokeball.

>>9214097
>>9214135
>>9214149
>>9214166
(...And what's the problem with it? It's not like it's a time-sensitive thing. The jelly is already fucking dead. It literally doesn't matter whether this happens now or fucking tomorrow.)

>>9214149
>>9214166
(I have to agree this is kind of metagamey.)

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>the next one who gets dubs will be smooched and bugged by smoochbug

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>Ollie: call the bosses, and hope they answer.
>>9214166
>>9214191
( Maybe it is, but let's let it slide this once instead of shitting up thread. GMs can talk to Zeta's player about metagaming if it's an issue again. )

>>9214221
(>Let him slide.)
(Man if he shits up the Lunala plot I'm leaving.)

>>9214235
no you aint you are here forever

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>>9214065
>I am the best pawn
>It is me
>Replace the grunts with Caitlin
>Tapes: delet
>Rolling to delet Grimsley's memories
>I don't think Caitlin will be able to delet Scrafty's memories though because it's a Dark Type
>Unless we have Caitlin use Miracle Eye or something
>>9214184
>Might wanna grab some of her others Pokes too while you're at it, malamar is kinda a shit mon
>>9214235
>I mean, I'd be pissed and probably ban him, but I wouldn't leave

>>9214235
(what does that have to do with lunala's plot?)
(or are you just saying to get people riiled up and on your side?)

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>>9214184
Fffuck...
>>9214265
Ssshit.
>33 tries to grab another few pokeballs before the teleport goes off.

>>9214271
>>9214235
(I don't think Chuckles is even going to get in on the Lunala plot, since he dropped Taiyo already. )
(If I remember correctly he outright said he wasn't going to get involved anymore.)

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>>9214265
>Malamar: snagged.
>I mean not really but close enough.
>Also I am aware, but 77 needs it specifically for his plan.
>Roll to see if 77 can grab another Pokeball or two before the the teleport goes off too.

>>9214293
33 you'll be fine, I promise you.

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>>9214221
>"Hello, Sebastian speaking."

>>9214320
(That was Ray that said he wasn't going to get involved)

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>>9214265
>Heck yeah.
>Give her a celebratory sting.
>>9214293
>>9214354
>See ya nerds.

>>9214365
nah chuckles whined about lunala because it seemed like a too strong of an antagonist and said he wanted nothing to do with it

>>9214235
(SB here)
(I doubt this was part of the Lunala plot)
(I offer to get the offending posts deleted)

>>9214365
(Ray isn't getting involved because of anxiety)
(Chuckles dropped the Espeon to avoid metagaming, or at least more blatantly)

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>Ollie sounds exhausted over the phone.
"It's... it's done. There were complications. The jelly's dead, sir."
>He stumbles back into his new apartment, fumbling with his keys.

>>9214365
>>9214386
( Chuckles disengaged because plot is very dark and looking to be high-lethality, I disengaged because the plot was setting off Bad RL Memories. )

reminder that lunala plot is scripted bullshit and should be killed

>>9214320
>>9214365
>>9214386
(Chuckles here. Yes, I'm not touching the Sun/Lunala plot anymore because of Lunala's power level. When an antag gets to that power level and I'm directly involved in the plot on the side opposite the antag, I stop thinking about the antag as "a character with goals and motivations that can be appreciated" and start thinking about them as "an obstacle that has to be gotten rid of ASAP". That's just how I think, and since that sort of thought process is basically a fast track to either gordion-knotting the plot and stopping in its tracks eons before everyone's finished with it, or shitting up the plot in the process, I'm simply just going to watch from the sidelines.)

>>9214438
y tho

>>9214438
>changing the goal of your shitpost
you move fast

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>>9214265
>Failed to belet Grimsley's memories
>Alcohol + depression is stronger than psychic capabilities I guess
>>9214293
>No extra Pokemon for you, butter fingers.
>>9214354
>4
>I'll give you Medicham and Hypno as well
>>9214385
>Stung
>Caitlin uses Miracle Eye, let's roll to balete those Scrafty memories

>reminder to stop giving shitposters (You)s

>bones isn't around nearly the whole day
>>9214438
>hateboner appears
Hmm

Freelance writer here.
Anybody got any green requests?
My usual place booted me for bullshit reasons.

>>9214560
(This is an RP thred mate)

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>>9214417
"Regrettable. I take it didn't take the news well"
"I'll be honest, there are no clear procedures for these cases, not for unbonding, not for the sanctuaries"
"I dread what would have happened if the Nihilego had taken over, lets call it an acceptable loss"

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>>9214354
Thanks.
>He mops the blood up from his left arm with his scarf.
Guess I went a little crazy. Haha.
>>9214385
>>9214531
>Guess we're back in Orre?
>Let's say outside Phenac.
>33 laughs between coughs.
Holy shit I feel like I was hit by a truck. Like. Ten trucks.
>>9214560
Forretress lewds. I dare you.

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>>9214560
dude
do necrozma
i wanna see how inaccurate you are
>>9214584
(I think this is a writer character m8)

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>>9214560
Oh! You're a writer too?
Hello! Can I see some of your stuff?
>>9214615
Sorry, I've been working a lot, haven't gotten to your request yet.

>>9214588
Sure thing. The mods at my usual Pokephilia site got pissy because I pointed out one of their videos looked not-so-pleasant for one of the participants and I don't mean in the "spank me harder" sense.
>>9214615
I'll have to dig for that one, but sure.
>( Bingo. )

Give me a little while, ladies and gents, I'll get the goods.
>>9214634
Just a moment, and totally.

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>>9214385
Fuuuuck.
>77 drags 33 over into the shade and flops down into the sand.
>He gets out his radio and flicks it on, tuning it to Cipher's frequency.
>"This is AY-77 here, AY-33 and I need an emergency medical team out to the Phenac right fucking now."
>"If you leave us out here like you left AY-22 I'll let out all these powerful League Pokemon go free."

>>9214531
>Thanks m8.

>>9214588
Hey, don't worry about it.
Told you we'd be alright, didn't I?
>77 gives 33 a gentle hug.

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>>9214645
Awesome.
Sorry about thta dude. Forgive me for any typos. I'm typing with one hand.
>33: Be in too much pain to realize the ramifications of this post.
>>9214694
77. Let's keep the league pokes. Don't tell em.
>33 coughs in pain before hugging back with one arm.

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>>9214645
Awesome! I like reading other writer's things.
I've been trying to write but my... Neighbors! Keep banging and making noises.
They finally just stopped...

>>9214796
>light a cigar on chandy's flames

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>>9214531
>Thanks dice
>No baleting the Scraft memories I guess
>Still got more stuff done than the grunts so
>>9214588
>Yeah, that works
>You even got dubs
>Too bad it was for when you weren't doing anything
>>9214694
>No probs, have fun with the new mons

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i wonder
what should we do now
maybe do some battle
MADEMOISELLE!
what do you think?
what should we do?

>>9214752
Here you go. I'm not great with Forretress, but I gave it a shot.
>It's been a long, long day. You stumble home, and collapse into a chair.
>Your trusty Forretress pivots to watch as you come in, a glint in his eyes.
>You think you recognize the look, though you can't be sure.
>You stand up, and pull out the familiar polishing cloth.
>His eyes don't light up with excitement, but rather smolder with an easy eagerness.
>You nod and come over, running the cloth over his shell in slow, smooth circles.
>It's a difference of night and day between this and a typical vigorous polishing, and he can feel it.
>Forretress rumbles contentedly, and shifts a bit under your touch.
>A thought occurs to you as he shifts - this feels oddly sensual.
>Still, you've been together since he was a Pineco and you were a kid.
>You decide to test your theory, and gently stroke at his crimson inner shell.
>A loud, needy sound greets you as you do so. Bingo.
>It feels bizarre, yet like a natural extension from your usual routine.
>His crimson spikes glisten in the light of your house, and you raise a brow as your free hand travels to your shirt.
>A slow, shaky nodding motion forms his reply.
>Slowly, you begin to polish his spikes, slow and easy, as you try to undress with one hand.
>It's a little clumsy, but he gives a low, almost moaning sound as you undress to match him, au naturale.
>You hold him close, pressing your warm, soft skin against his cool metal, still polishing at one spike. You kiss at another, and try to frot your longtime companion.
>Slowly, he warms in your embrace, and lets you slide a single finger into his inner shell.
>The strange sensation inside is indescribable, and as he rumbles with bliss, you feel something familiar building.
>You wiggle your finger inside him, as his blissful shuddering reaches its peak - just as you do.
>You remain there in your afterglow...
>"Gonna need to polish off that mark I left, heh heh."
>Fin

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>>9214752
>77: pray to Arceus for no more tripfails tonight.
Too late for that man, I already told them.
If they try and take them off me I'll threaten to let them out and have them attack us all.
We're both gonna need some good old rest and recovery though, fuck was that intense. I feel really good after that though.
...You know what? Fuck it.
>77 gives 33 a kiss on the cheek.
We'll be the best damn team until the end man.

>>9214880
>Noice.

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>>9214880
>Creeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.
>Shauntal pokes in.
...Is everything okay in here?
>Notice jelly.
Dude, that's hot.

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>>9214880
>be nice.
>>9214941
>NICE.
Thanks dude. That was really good. Very cute.
>>9214972
I feel like shit after that, how'd that HJK feel, dude?
>33 coughs a bit and kisses 77 back.
>Roll to not get blood on 77.
Heh. Yeah, we will. I don't know if that pickup is coming. I think I can ride Forretress there if you want to mess with her pokes?

>>9214941
I'm hard

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>>9214897
I mean... it's not a bad idea?
Anna, how about you?

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>>9214976
>Not sure how much control Caitlin would have over her own movements and whatnot
>She's asleep though, so I suppose it doesn't matter
>Attempt to wake up Caitlin?

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>>9215044
Yeah! We could, um, try to battle some Zangoose on Route Seven! I think I saw one while we were walking!
>Should I just dice it?

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>>9214941
Hot.
>Write some notes down.
>>9215062
>Y.
>Stick the fountain pen in her mouth.
Caity? Caity, come on. Am I interrupting lewd times?

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>>9214587
"That's an understatement, sir. It nearly killed me."
"I'm going to drop Valdez and Contessa off with our contact here. They're both Level 50, so they can battle well. Just, uh, with another Grunt."
"After that, it's back to Cyllage."
"Oh, and thank you, sir, for the new job."

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>>9214941
Nice.
Since you're doing requests, could you do one for Skarmory too?

>>9215019
About as bad as the Shadow Rush from Skarms.
I think we both need a few days to recover, at least.
Also tell you what, how about we both ride back on Skarms?
>Out comes Skarms.
>77: carefully load 33 onto the metal bird, then get on behind him.
Alright Skarms, take us home please.
>Metal bird screeching.
>Skarmory flies the grunts back to the Cipher Key Lair.

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>>9214941
Nice.
I'll be right back, I just remembered something.
>That being that neither Jay nor Agger got their daily polishings yet

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>>9215077
That's a good idea! I'm up for it if you guys are up for it!
>with rolls like that?
>Yes, I think you burnt up our bad luck by now.

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>>9215077
>>9215044
bien, we shall find some

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>>9215131
>33 hops off when Skarms lands.
>He sputters a bit.
Fuck me I'm going to get chewed out when they see I busted the Snag Machine.
I'm going to the medical bay, do whatever you need, dude.
>33 coughs a bit and leans on Forretress as he goes inside.

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Writeanon here. I'll take some green reqs and try to get to them soon!

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>>9215083
>I'm assuming you stuck your arm underneath the jelly bell, rather than stabbing Nihilego
>She doesn't wake up
>Rolling to see if she slumps forward onto Shauntel

>>9215217
Giratina, Lunala, or Hoopa - the massive one.

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>>9215220
>Sweat.
H-O-okay. Caity, come on. I'm into noncon and all b-but you're sleeping.
Did you give this thing narcolepsy?
>Attempt to pull the jelly off.