RWBY/RT Trash General #414 Gun-Gun Edition
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First for hyper preg.
>>9205257
you're real proud of that one
So who's the artist on this? I can't really make out the name beyond a Z then maybe a B?
>>9205379
Thanks anon.
>>9205353
Zain.
He also make this.
>>9205795
Semblance idea: temporarily making others autistic.
>>9206270
>The Orb of Confusion!
>>9206324
>
>>9206270
>>9205795
Working on Suns Ohayou, monkey boys got some annoyingly detailed hair
>>9205240
How can I make Jaune obey me?
>>9206718
suck his dick and call him a good boy
>>9206270
This would be a good arc for Volume 5. Leo could have this minion who's following RNJR in Mistral, and keeps making them autistic so they can't investigate properly. Except Ruby, who is already on the spectrum, is immune, so it's up to her to beat the minion.
>>9206621
Huh. I was going to make Sun Ohayou's as well. Your will probably look better, though.
>>9206890
>>9207053
What is attractive about that to you?
>>9207095
Everything?
>>9207095
What isnt?
>>9206890
Whitley get off 4chan.
>>9207922
I know nothing about what this is based on but it's still super cute
>>9207922
I want to see 2BNeo's fat ass!
barbed cat penis
BARBED
CAT
PENIS
>>9208358
It would be highly amusing to make this to RT.
>>9208402
>>9208353
>>9208358
BARBED
We need something like this
RT employee here. Volume 5 is going to blow your minds. Especially if you like yuri.
>>9209284
Salem x Cinder confirmed
>>9209284
I wish that was true. Some yuri in RWBY would be awesome.
Neo.
>>9209284
>this will happen to the yuri couple
>>9209284
I so hope it isn't team Rwby ship. Instead someone like Emerald.
Is this an achievable natty? How do I get Jaune-mode?
>>9209466
>How do I get Jaune-mode?
Forge papers, lie your way into the military and hope there's a pretty girl there willing to train you in secret.
>>9209484
If she does train me, should I fuck her or ignore her for some other girl who won't give me the time of day?
>>9209505
Fuck her. Assuming one of you aren't shipped off to the middle east or Europe to die.
red vs blue link when
>>9209661
Red vs Blue link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/9d545432-3905-447e-8180-c4fcaa3f1450/index.m3u8
>>9209722
you're a saint
>>9205353
Ben "Zyklon" Garrison?
>>9209945
Beautiful
>>9209722
[spoiler]I guess the reds were due for some semblance of drama. The meta stuff in the writing this season is pretty annoying though.[/spoiler]
What if the Schnees found out you have a big deposit of dust on your land and they were going to take from you by force
https://youtu.be/MTyyxUU5KzA
>>9209722
>next episode will probably be a PSA
suffering
Think of a ship you like.
Got it?
They're now on Legends of the hidden temple as a team. How do they do?
>>9210269
Yatsu's tall enough to put together the monkey without any problem, so they win.
>>9210361
Unless Velvet gets scared by a temple guard and faints.
>>9210269
I'm not sure what that is. But judging from the replies, it's one of those games how obstacle course things?
Cinder and Emerald would do well. Cinder's planning skills and Emerald's intense loyalty should take them far, of not to the finish.
>>9210543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_the_Hidden_Temple#Gameplay
>Cinder and Emerald win a SNES, a pair of inline skates and a box of whistle lollipops.
>>9205240
I didn't realize that he has nearly he same gun as Vash from Trigun.
>>9210269
>Nuts and Dolts
Penny uses her gadgets with Ruby's knowledge of the temple
>>9209722
>tumblr will hate shit-talking 'the whites'
Doubt it Lopez
>>9209722
HLS player seems to be bugged, anywhere else I can watch it?
I got bored and converted this.
>>9209722
Oh christ. As a Grif fan, this episode was something, to say the least. Interesting how Grif is taking a break from the Red Team like how Geoff is taking a sabbatical though.
>>9210972
Ruby is pretty!
>>9209722
I can't tell if the 'foreshadowing' was supposed to be in reference to Grif ranting and leaving the group or in reference to him actually dying later on
>>9209722
>Dylan's AI assistant was only brought up after leaving Blood Gulch
>'He's dumb. Very dumb'
>What she did to Vic was left ambiguous
He's absolutely her AI assistant now
>>9211037
I think it's meant to be that Church really is gone for good.
>>9211098
Probably. It sound like he said 'This is Church from Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha' at the start of the video message, not that he was Alpha, so I bet it's an old message from when Flowers died or something and this is a trap
>>9210997
PRETTY!
>>9210972
Great job anon
>>9210972
that's cute
>>9205240
HAIL IRONWOOD! HAIL OUR PEOPLE! HAIL VICTORY!
>>9211269
>Make Atlas great again
Atlas is better than it ever was as Mantle.
>>9210972
I made this out of boredom a few weeks ago after seeing a Wallpaper Engine post.
What if the Rube started working long hours as a taxi driver and the two of you started drifting away to the point where you haven't spoken for over a year and then you find her diary and the latest entry reads:
"May 10th. Thank Monty for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the The Industrial District, Agricultural District, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."
>>9212055
MATING PRESS !!!
>>9209722
hls isn't working
>>9212318
works on my machine :)
>>9211128
Yeah it seems like such an obvious misdirection for a trap. Maybe the twist is that it's not.
Neo will never spit in your coffee
Why live...
what if ruby had a youtube channel where she showed people cool animals and let them bite her
>>9212528
I put the m3u8 in the bar, press play, and nothing happens
So I see the Frenchies want to keep getting raped and murdered by barbarians
>>9211803
inb4 hotglue
Reminder
>>9211269
Everything Ironwood does leads to failure.
>>9212875
Weiss is best girl
Europeans are the greatest peoples in the world
This is a fact
>>9212606
What if Ruby made a channel where she ate a lot of food in one sitting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HmlvQx64A
>>9213008
>>9212600
I'd rather just a cup of neo spit instead of coffee.
>>9210972
That's really cool; did you use After Effects?
>>9213142
>>9213174
>>9213174
inoue takuya from Rumble Roses for sauce
>>9214439
where tf is NDGD, he died again after making that petplay stuff
>>9214720
probably working on more commissions
Arkos is best ship!
>>9214911
Pyrrha is dead my dude
>>9214928
Anon, its not nice to lie on the internet, plus love conquers all, don't you understand that?
>>9214911
Narkos is best ship
>>9214959
Then Cinder must love Jaune, because she sure conquered Pyrrha
>>9214959
I dont think that works when Jaune didnt love Pyrrha back
>>9210211
That's some ingenuity right there.
what if when neo comes back into the plot she keeps creating a fake roman to talk to and her arc is learning to let go
>>9215006
Neos gonna come back to the plot to maybe kill someone, fuck up some plans and ultimately die
>>9215011
probably but i like what i said more
>>9214984
keep your shit out of our thread >>9214983
>>9214990
More lies!
>>9215061
Hey man don't blame me, blame moot.
>>9215081
who the fuck is moot
fuck off moot
>>9215089
He invented facebook
>>9215099
>>9215101
Well what the fuck does that have to do with this
>>9215078
The only lies are the ones you tell yourself
>>9215199
No lies, only truth. Why can you see it?
>>9215224
See what? See Jaune view Pyrrha as just a friend while he talks about how wonderful Weiss is?
So now that Macron has won the French elections, are we going to see fanart of Jaune being gangraped by islamists?
>>9215338
>Centrist wins
>Both sides lose their minds
I want this stupidity to end.
>>9215338
Leave
>>9215338
Fuck Western Europe they deserve to be destroyed by muslims
>>9215668
>>9215426
Damn straight. America and Britain liberate France and Germany again when?
>Jaunefagging and self-insert shit.
This will never end, will it? Not even when he dies and the show has completely moved on without him.
Thoughts on JauneXGlynda?
gay kissing with velvet on a ledge
>>9215749
Not into it.
>>9215789
now push her off
>>9215921
So ruby is just tongue cleaning pennies gears and wires of oil and other mechanical fluids?
>>9215991
It's fine. She's a weapons fetishist.
>>9215991
Don't worry, it's in her manual.
Proper maintenance is important
>>9216060
Did Ironwood approve of this feature?
Why do the gods prefer Blacksun over bumblebee?
>>9215749
Is Jaune doing it for extra credit?
>>9216291
Because nobody has bothered to even try Bumblebee gets and /RWBYg/ hates big pairings.
Sun!
>>9216291
Because scripts are a thing.
>>9216539
the skin is too dark
>>9216539
Yes
This shall be the building block of great works
>>9216578
Got it right off a screenshot
>>9216584
i guess fanart makes his skin lighter and thats how i remember it
>>9216291
Well, if one could consider Miles and Kerry gods of the RWBY world, they prefer it because it's clearly their endgame
>>9216291
This picture makes me angry.
>>9216539
Thank you for you OC, Ohayou Anon.
While you're here, I'm wondering, is this Ohayou one of yours? I think I've had it for a while, but it seems simpler than your work.
>>9216764
Nope, not one of mine
>>9216764
Nah, that's mine. It's all over the place because for some reason the beanie dips into her skull.
>>9216818
Why thank you, I didn't have that one.
May's beanie is indeed an oddity. Who knows what secrets it might conceal? Or perhaps it is just a Vacuo fashion statement.
>>9216901
It hides her gay eye.
>>9216920
It's too powerful
>>9216901
It's actually her semblance: The ability to manifest a strong yet cozy layer of armour over herself. Although as of yet she's still a novice and can barely use it, hence why it only covers a small portion of her. Endgame May will be clad in an indestructible onesie
>>9216901
>Vacuo
>fashion statement
Please, the idea of owning a pair of shoes is considered fancy in vacuo...
How does this make you people feel?
>>9217141
indifferent
>>9217141
I've seen better porn and Jaune is a boring subject
>>9217141
Get off my man, you evil slut!!!!
>>9217210
Why do you have to yell, cant you see Jaune and I are having a good time?
>>9217005
>May gets slowly covered in a ghillie suit
>>9217561
Fuck you, cunt! He's mine!
>>9217599
those digits are impressive, I suppose you can rent him for 24 hours, while I supervise of course,
>>9217649
>Pyrrha fucks up everything she tries to do to Jaune during the whole 24 hours
What if your waifu was one of those weird bat shit insane Leftist White supremacists?
>>9217772
What if Neo had a REALLY big tongue
Like, fucking huge
>>9217772
What if your waifu had two dicks
>>9217828
What if Neo had a lot of broken teeth?
>>9217873
What if neo was a Faunus and had rows of sharks teeth
>>9217828
Better to eat you with
Man
Colonizing r*ddit was probably the worst thing /pol/ ever did
Worst thing 4chan as a whole did overall
>>9217828
Watashi wa fumetsu da
Watashi wa fumetsu da
Watashi wa fumetsu da
Watashi wa fumetsu da
>>9218057
baka kek baka desu senpai nigger desu senpai
What's this ship called?
>>9218721
Who's the guy?
>>9218820
Check the filename
[spoiler]It's Ren[/spoiler]
How many resident gimp users do we have
>>9218931
Well now I feel stupid.
>>9219054
Reporting in.
>>9218721
>Pyrrha's erect nipple
MUH
>>9218721
Lotus Eaters, actually.
>>9219241
I feel as though I can retire in peace.
>>9216539
>>9217828
Bully her and then force her to tongue my ass while I jerk off to a picture of Yang
>>9213586
>Tfw no cup of Neo's love juice
I guess I'll have to make do with a bowl of my love juice in Neapolitan ice cream.
>>9219535
>neo will never grind your sick under her boots until your orgasm
>neo will never step all over your discarded seed
>neo will never force you to lick your mess off the bottom of her boots
Why even live
>>9219442
>The faunus did 9/11
Sounds about right.
What if the Rube told you that she is scared about the future with Drumpf in America and the Brexit, but is very hopeful, because of the fact that west still has many good leaders, such as Merkel, Trudeau, Macron, and Corbyn when wins the election?
>>9220364
Do you ever think about how useless Tyrian actually was in volume 4? Like in the end, all he managed to do was inconvenience them. They still made it to Mistral, perhaps even faster than they would've without his intervention (Since they probably wouldn't have split up and would've gone over the mountains and wouldn't have been noticed by that patrol). Qrow didn't even die, despite him trying to use that to excuse his failure to Salem.
>>9220508
Yeah, Cinder is the only member of WTCH that comes across as competent. And she's most likely to defect.
>>9220508
I'm somewhat annoyed that Qrow was so well and fixed up after they reach Mistral, venom fucks you up, he should still be pretty goddamn down and out
>>9220913
He's used to it after all these years, Tyrian should count himself lucky he didn't get alcohol poisoning from stinging Qrow
>>9220947
That's not how any of that works
>>9220171
>neo will never piss all over your discarded seed
Fixed
>>9221372
>caw...
That's a good booty
>>9221092
Does she make you slurp everything?
>>9213174
>>9213142
>New Winter
>>9221921
one of those isnt winter
>>9221528
>make
Nigga I'll do that before she asks
>>9222054
Does Nora know about this? Does Jaune?
>>9222335
Jaune set them up together
>>9222335
Does it matter?
>>9222385
>Nora helped
>>9222335
Probably, they're pretty loud
>>9222385
Jaune is really happy for them.
>>9222335
Jaune wouldn't mind
Nora wouldn't be happy, but wouldn't do anything about it. It's just another story to tell her therapist
>>9222553
Nora and Jaune can fuck. What's that ship called anyway
>>9222962
Noras Arc
>>9222962
"Guaranteed Replies"
>>9222962
I like Eclair
>>9222962
Normandy.
Any good sad stories, /RWBYg/?
>>9224393
Your life
>>9224399
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SNAP!
>>9224399
Not going to argue, but I meant more in line with fics or greentext.
>>9222962
Nora and Jaune is a genuinely shit pairing.
Like its not even on the level of a crack pairing. It's genuinely a shit idea.
>>9224573
Ima ship it anyway
>>9224416
>>9224393
Dont have it on me, but there's that one story where Anon is a house husband with a huntress wife and kids, and because her job is so demanding the relationship starts to fall apart
Hard. Huntress. Abs.
>>9225992
I need more angsty shit like this
What's his endgame?
>>9226611
Being a whiny bitch apparently.
>>9226611
Fuck the shota
>>9226611
A bigger sword
>>9226633
dubs of truth
>>9210185
I'd like to see them try
>>9226891
>potato quality
Bun
>>9212875
>>9212887
A Neiss
>>9226924
>
>>9226611
Dying in a fire.
>>9226937
That's a big Weiss
>>9226937
>
>>9227021
>Weiss
>Big
>>9227021
For you
>>9227025
dafug happened there
>>9227021
>>9227025
For what purpose?
>>9227043
Magnified too much, it looks like it made the unnoticeable imperfections bigger and very noticeable
>>9227035
You shitpost like a young man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.
>>9227032
Don't bully the Weiss
>>9227122
Weiss exists to be belittled by others. Enemies, friends, family; all stand above her.
>>9227122
>Weiss still don't have her scar
>>9227233
She's dreaming of a better world
>>9227242
Then why didn't she dream herself with bigger boobs?
>>9227480
Do you have functional eyes?
>>9227488
No, actually... I have the thread described and narrated to me by my butler.
>>9227488
I mean I didn't she dream of having Yang-size boobs?
>>9227548
If she is stacked, then why is she jealous of Yang?
>>9227565
Because Yang knows how to use them
>>9227548
Will do. From now on, he's going to include a cup size estimate in every picture of a woman he describes.
>>9227565
>>9227480
Because she's not some bimbo
>>9227032
Ideally.
>>9227647
Is she octomom in this? Or do Dumblrites not know how pregnancy looks?
Volume 5 arc idea: Reese, via headmaster Leo, has been converted to Salemism. She covertly attempts to thwart RNJR, while trying to hide from Arslan that she's fallen in with a bad crowd.
>>9227675
I don't know about octomon, but she could be having multiples, yes.
>>9227706
>fallen
How will the inevitable reunion with her daughter go?
>>9227873
>Neo + Weiss = Jinx
Christ.
So what's the over/under for betting on when the Soundtrack will come out?
It's super unlikely it will come out after the Blu-ray so it'll be here by at least June 6.
>>9227675
I mean, Weiss having a lot of kids at once probably didn't start with Tumblr.
>>9227998
>>9228047
DAMMIT SOUP YOU HACK
>>9228088
To be fair, RWBYg goaded him into it. (And even he's not fully satisfied with it looking back)
>>9226611
Live a life more than that of a farmboy.
>>9226611
being a shitter
>>9212885
>Everything Ironwood does leads to failure.
We get it, you are concerned for you wife's faunus son.
What did he mean by that ? https://twitter.com/neath_oum/status/858959044345647105
>>9228894
That they're going to sideline Ren and Nora now that their character arcs are complete, gotta make more room for Jaune
>>9228894
https://twitter.com/neath_oum/status/861579438680449024
Does this counts as bants? Because he seems to be going full savage if he is. (God bless him)
>>9227021
For you...
>>9229073
Ah, Rubane. The strongest villain in Remnant.
>>9229073
A lot of loyalty for a hired Huntress.
>>9229073
Tell me, little rube, about why you wear my mask.
How often does she masturbate to Ozpin?
>>9228894
>Nora cheering them on
What is this nonsense?
>>9229760
She's a good friend who's happy to see her childhood friend find love.
>>9209945
This is a work of art anon, never miss a beat.
>>9229760
Ren french kissing Jaune doesn't make him gay.
Straight guys do that all the time with friends.
>>9215338
>The French got cucked by a powerful German who now controls most of Europe again.
Not surprised honestly, still sad though.
>>9215426
Indeed
>>9215697
Soon anon, we'll free yet another Islamist shit hole.
My dudes, I improved our desuarchive link a bit. Now it'll just list our OP posts:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/RWBY%2FRT%20Trash%20General%20/type/op/
If anyone else gets the next thread, please replace the archive link with that one. Thanks.
>Years later
>People still get the Future AU Ruby tattoo as a real tattoo
It doesn't even represent all of Team RWBY properly. Why do you do this to yourself?
>>9230335
>Future AU Ruby
Do I wanna know?
>>9230335
>It doesn't even represent all of Team RWBY properly.
Heck yeah it does. They're all in there!
>>9229904
Nora, he's fondling Jaune's balls.
>>9230374
Just dudes being bros
>>9230374
Straight guys do that.
>>9230361
Where's Yang's emblem, then?
>But the dragons are for Yang
I know that. It's still wrong.
>>9230349
Old Tumblr AU featuring grownup Team RWBY. Older Ruby has a full back-spanning tattoo that matches the one on that person's arm.
>>9230374
They said "no homo" so it's cool.
New thread-
>>9230475
>>9230474
>Older Ruby has a full back-spanning tattoo
Didnt someone actually get the full back tattoo design too?
>>9230474
>Old Tumblr AU featuring grownup Team RWBY. Older Ruby has a full back-spanning tattoo that matches the one on that person's arm.
Sounds distinctly eh. I'll probably try & dig something up for curiosity's sake.
>>9230525
>if they gave them actual relationship development in the AU that lead up to that point
So it's one of those "Surprise it's the future, they're all adults and slamming clams!" with no lead up? Figures.
>>9230539
From what I remember of it, yes. It's been years though.
>>9226069
Read this
http://imgur.com/a/Fv5OY
>>9227873