Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet LII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet LII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9204695
Fujiwara no Mokou
Adachi
Woman in Blue Clothes
Reigen Arataka
Chum Lee
>>9204695
Butterfly Fairy
Aubrey
Brock Lesnar
>>9204695
Sumo Betty
Furdachi
>>9204695
Astaroth
>>9204695
Poniko
>>9204695
Neopolitan
Shimakaze
(Male)
Len
Gilgamesh
V Lila F
>>9204695
Blaze
>>9204695
Agrias Oaks
Gascoigne
Maria and Harusame
Futaba Sakura
Code Vein-chan
Ash Crimson
Froze
Suz
Rubick
SUPA FOX FIRE
Kindred Hunter
Bratty buff girl
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
Vladmir Poutine
Ivan Braginsky
Groo
Joker
>>9204720
Saving for future memes.
>>9204695
Kaito
Imizu
>Male
>>9204695
Samas Aran
Harusame
John Bender
>>9204592
Old man? Really? Barsburg, huh? What about vandalizing public property in Barsburg? If you try and take my drugs or even threaten me then there might just be a window or two... three... hundred gone over night in that good ol' Barsburg of yours, kid.
>>9204679
>John accepts the potion and reads the description on the potion. A smile appears on his face as he lets it sink in.
You're right about that. Wait, I'm the best of the best at doing what exactly? I'm not the person to do anything that will actually matter. I'm just a sheep in the herd, a black sheep at that.
>He takes a sip from the bottle, donning his coat and lighting a cigarette as he walks away.
Oh yeah, boss, I might be late tomorrow for whatever plans we have at panda express... I'm going for a nice long nap.
Gandalf the Pug
>>9204695
Skeleman
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9204695
Lieutenant Colonel Kuroyuri
Bendy
Chizuru Kashiwagi
Kosaku Kawajiri
Hiyori Sarugaki
Ryougi Shiki
Takemi Tae
Inkling
Goose taking a shit
>>9204700
Cousin! We have not hung out in some time! Let's go bowling.
Popuko and Pipimi
Minamoto no Raikou
Nata de Cotton
Late go
BUMP THE GAME ASSGORE. DO IT FOR ME.
Isabelle
Arashi
>>9204771
What the hell does azn mean
Colonel Sanders
>>9204695
Listen to me son, I'm your dad. Do this one last thing for me if you can't do anything else. DESTROY HIM!
>>9204792
Asian.
>>9204792
australian new zeland girl duh
>>9204792
It means i get special privileges based on my skin color,y a fucking baldy.
kek
>>9204565
>Even so, the tiny warrior still refuses to strike the beast. Again and again she thrusts the length of her shining needle into the centipede's mandibles,a beast not exactly renowned for its speed. Though, fighting with one arm means the girl cannot defend against the coil it slowly forms, and she is unable to escape on her injured leg. Is proving her point truly worth her life?
>>9204593
>The inchling holds her blade straight at the giant. She gives him a long, silent stare...
...Normally, I would kill a beast like you, giant.
>The tiny girl suddenly sheathes her blade, her hand going to the other weapon she carries on her belt; a golden, decorative hammer.
Your disrespect, however, has earned you a fate worse than death...!!
>With no further words the tiny girl lunges forwards with her mallet, and brings it down upon the giant's face. The sound of a gong rings in the air as many colorful runes and symbols begin emanating from the weapon. The inchling seems satisfied and turns her back to the giant, putting her hammer back at her side.
I shall repeat myself.
Repent, beast.
>As she walks away, the mallet's effects begin to take hold of the giant. His vision becomes blurred as everything appears to move farther away from him, but that is not the case. Once struck by the Miracle Mallet, the giant boy begins dwindling in size, the magic only stopping once he is roughly the same size as the warrior who struck him, and who now is long gone.
>>9204798
Fucking demonic
who here likes wii sports
>>9204812
Because he's in with the oldfags, bron.
I miss Mii Swordfighter
>>9204812
Is this from TND's Discord?
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9204820
Wii Bowling was my shit.
>>9204830
I don't. Faggot stopped a game for not getting enough (You)s and I have a sneaking suspicion that he's also Yin.
>>9204837
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9204837
Not a bad group of people I'm stuck with.
>>9204837
>>9204716
>>9204776
Swap me out for her, goat dude.
>>9204831
I can drop Harusame if it's a problem.
>>9204837
I'm ready to go die in an explosion.
>>9204837
It has been quite some time since I was last here.
I am ready to battle.
>>9204837
>The tiny warrior wordlessly readies herself for battle, still recuperating from her previous encounter.
>>9204837
>>9204764
>>9204776
>>9204835
Thanks, you too.
>>9204837
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9204820
Swinging the wii controller around lioe a madman in tennis was great
>>9204852
RREEEEEEE STO PLAY ME CHARACTERS REEEE THEYRE MINE AND ONLY MINE YOU CANT PLAY THE FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE
>Maria
I like Chumlee and (presumably if the swap happens) Inkling. It's not too bad of a district, i'm sure. But, there's always room for better people to betray.
>>9204847
which one is the worst group
>>9204837
On with the hunt!
>>9204820
>boxing was pretty fucking hype dude
>>9204705
>>9204670
Well, I don't think it means much coming from me anyway...
>She displays her blue skin
...but that doesn't matter, that place looks like a freak show everyday...
>She deploys her wings.
Alright, time for another go. I'll go easy on you if we met, and I hope we do. Don't die on me.
>She flies away, ready for the battle.
>>9204760
Oh don't worry about that, it'll be a normal sleep for everyone else, just reeaaaaly long for you... I'd advise you listen to some good tunes, look at women you might want to see in your sleep, that kind of stuff... You'll be in for a long time.
>>9204837
My district looks... disgus-
>sees Poniko
Great! It's a great one aha! Alright let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl78UpWa8vs
>>9204812
>Great now I cant even vent there ffs
>>9204837
I'm ready! I think I might be able to do better than I did before! As long as I do well in the name of Russia, дa?
>>9204837
>The ice cream girl looks to the others from her district.
>After a long moment, she shrugs as if to say "It could be worse."
>>9204852
Don't. Just do you and don't listen to that shitposter.
>>9204874
Nine is the worst.
>>9204874
I bet it's the one my tribute's in.
>>9204837
I'm quite excited about this one. How will I die this time? How will others? I am eager to find out!
>>9204842
He was based when he played as Pac-Man during early days. No kidding.
>>9204861
Quit trying this shit. No one falls for it anymore.
>>9204833
It's from The Cancer Discord
>>9204851
>The Inkling gives the girl a great, big hug for her generosity.
>>9204837
>>9204884
>Without a word, Poniko shoots a look at Astaroth, an eyebrow ever so slightly raises in inquiry.
>>9204897
>Nine
Take a look at 3 again.
>>9204852
Do not, please.
>>9204907
Baron does :^)
>>9204897
>>9204907
No one ever fell for it. In fact, the anon admitted they were doing it so they could somehow get Maria to erp as Maria.
>>9204917
Three is too easy, I'll stick with nine.
>>9204897
Oh?
>>9204886
Vent to trustable people?
>>9204934
Baron fell for it today
>>9204941
The HG discord where people shitpost constantly
>>9204886
Don't vent to anyone in this community
>>9204941
The server Plut and Shorty run.
It's infected with cancer.
>>9204935
If that's your choice.
>>9204951
That doesn't count.
>>9204934
>get Maria to ERP as Maria
Wut
>>9204884
I can never be too certain what one may think of I. Even in this place of curiosities, one may find something wrong with the other.
>Holding a card in hand, she looks as the demon takes flight.
If we do meet, come at me as if you wish to kill me. I can handle it. Until then, Astaroth.
>>9204851
On it.
>>9204852
You're fine.
>>9204861
Q: What was the name of the band death metal virtuoso Chuck Schuldiner founded during the tail end of his Death years but before his death from cancer in 2001, thus only leading to one album?
A: Control DENIED
Starting ASAP.
>>9204927
>>9204945
>>9204957
Just look at these two, they're quite worse than a fat drawing, a furry version of me, a succubus, and a sprite.
I miss Grimes.
>>9204815
>Astaroth sighs, looking at the boring fight, then at your computer.
>Her eyes widens
...
O-Oh! Hey! I don't know why, but there are some sickos in the chat who likes to see you struggling with that Centipede!
>She reads more of the comments and chuckles
Japanese... always.
>She looks at the inchling again
Don't change anything cutie! The views are off the charts now
>The centipede keeps on struggling, they're not the brightests of animals after all.
>On of its claws finally breaks and a muddy "blood" spill on the tiny girl
>It seems like it's not going to keep fighting long enough
>>9204966
They thought that they could harass Maria enough to get them to end the ship the character is in with Harusame, and therefore they would start erping. Don't ask how that makes sense, because it doesn't. They're just a total fucking loser that's going to end up on the sex offender registry if they aren't already
>>9204911
Hey Poniko...
How are you doing? I hope that Lava lamp is working well.
>Her voice doesn't seem to be filled with feat this time, but it definitely lacks its usual pride
>>9204974
If only you vent to someone trustable
>>9204974
No clue. But I do know my one friend here has never backstabbed me.
>>9204815
>Shimakaze (Male) closes her (his) eyes, waiting for the wave of nausea to pass over before looking around.
Eh?
>The boat girl (boy) gets up, and immediately notices her (his) size.
W-Wah! Hey! Did you do this? Come back!
>Shimakaze (Male) gets up and chases after the midget, covering her (his) spent member and firm butt as she (he) gives chase.
>>9204982
>pulls down top
>>9204975
I guess that's somewhat true.
>>9205000
>only talk to Yume Nikki avas
Fuck off circlejerker
>>9205001
There are very few id consider that and I dont want to piss them off and be a burden to them. Also il go back to being ic only when the game starts.
>>9205019
>Steps on.
Ew.
BLOODBATH!
Old men shouldn't snowboard.
Rubick is a prophet.
Poor Dach. He was having such a good night, too.
Ah, shit, I burned my poutine.
>>9205032
That's Astaroth you faggot
>>9205036
Baron I told you before you won't piss me off
>>9204910
>not really fazed by the other girl's nonexistent sense of personal space, she carries on doing whatever it was she was doing on her phone
Youuu're welcome.
>>9204895
>>9204918
>>9204972
>>9205044
Alright! Let's do our best everyone!
>>9205044
Question: How long did it take you to write your code?
>>9205021
>Immediatly, as if her tail had a mind on its own, or maybe it has been controlled by the HG censorship power, it moves and hides her nipples, preventing unworthy eyes to see anything.
Nice try anon. I must give you that.
>>9205044
Public enemy? So like the most dangerous person here? Seems fine to me.
>>9205072
>pets
>>9205044
Why coulden't there have been one that was a rabbit. That would've been fun.
>>9205044
I hope someone filmed that because it could be good advertising for Crypt-
>Kaito hears the sound of exploding ankles and cringes.
Oh man, what was that..?
>>9205044
Well, they wouldn't be wrong to assume that looking at my weapon
>>9205044
>She smiles and waves down the three tributes. Making a "squeeze in" motion, Neo holds up her camera.
>Click!
>She bows before running off after someone else, furiously waving for them.
>>9205044
>She looks very surprised at the thing she just created. It soon turns into a smile as the bubble goes up higher and higher.
Do enjoy your trip to the great beyond! Don't forget to write!
>She waves at it until it is no longer visible.
>>9205036
Vent to Guts? He'll listen to anyones problems, and not backstab them.
>>9205072
Is this the bet ava you're talking about?
>>9205044
Here I am; getting older all the time; looking older all the time; feeling younger in my mind.
>>9205083
>Forgot pic
>>9205044
How am I suppose to kick ass if I can't even reach it...
>>9205044
Ah, excuse me! I do apologize for that!
>Blaze continues rolling away as she says this.
>>9205072
Do you erp?
>>9205093
He backstabbed Hoshi
>>9205096
Bruh. That legit made me fucking think.
>>9205044
Mmhmm. At least a new record was set this time, that's probably the highest I've ever seen one of my chunks fly up into the sky.
>>9205044
Roar! Rawr? No, no, that doesn't sound right at all. A werewolf would say... Roar! No, that doesn't sound right either...
I'm not even going to bother trying it, eбaть. I'm not cut out for the shapeshifting business! Where's the Пyшиcтaя дeвyшкa when you need her?
>>9204866
It's Vert's character
DAY 1!
Well, so much for specializing in strength.
We got some Persona infighting abound!
Stop trying to make Betty marry people, Jesus Christ.
Was that the "small," """adorable""" animal in tow?
Yeah, that seems like something the Joker would do. At least the, Joker I'm familiar with.
Stop hurting Gascoigne, please.
A swordwoman and a squidkid. Will it last?
>>9205075
Started working on it in mid-January, held the first Gauntlet in mid-March. However, it only had half the amount of events it does now. I don't plan to ever consider it "finished."
>>9205118
No he didn't. That's just how he usually is.
>>9205019
>Adachi walks up to Shimakaze (Male) and grabs the cosplayer by her (his) hair and forcefully drags her (him) towards a television set, he then grabs Shimakaze (Male) by the neck and pushes her (him) inside the television.
>Adachi lets out a sigh of relief, but quickly remembers the godmodding powers the cosplayer has. He takes quick action to prevent the cosplayer from godmodding her (his) way out of the television and performs an ancient ritual that prevents any possible forms of godmodding by the girl (boy) he threw into the television.
>The ritual was a success.
>>9205118
Really? i know he turned on him, but when I asked for him to do a photoshop edit to diss Hoshi, he refused.
>>9205118
Hoshi didn't even know Guts existed until he announced that he'd stop defending Hoshi though.
>>9205123
that's the lyrics to superman by goldfinger
>>9205137
But it's not?
>>9205000
>The girl is silent for a good, long moment. That cool, steady stare is the same as ever, as is that quiet, hoarse tone, but there's a slight feeling that something's...off. When she speaks she's as short-winded as ever.
...What?
>>9205044
Why is it that I doubt that the armor wasn't important in all of this?
>>9205138
>She doesn't seem fazed the least.
Oh right, you want to fuck animals, big deal really....
>>9205138
Do you like it? It is as though one can engage in the act of cannibalism! Please enjoy it.
>>9205160
Was. As in they played it.
>>9205143
>He takes quick action to prevent the cosplayer from godmodding her (his) way out of the television and performs an ancient ritual that prevents any possible forms of godmodding by the girl (boy) he threw into the television.
I love you so much.
>>9205138
Even if that duck catches up, I got weapons. If they don't work, I just got the two biggest weapons in my arsenal: my bare hands. Lock them together around the waist, bam, suplex. 1,2,3.
>>9205138
I'd rather not take his life if I can help it. And apparently, I can help it, so he'll be living
>>9204982
>The tiny girl isn't even sure how to react when the beast's mandible snaps on her blade. Blood and venom seep from its wound, but the inchling knows firsthand the resilience of bug-like creatures. She is left with no other choice; kill or be killed. And so with one motion, her blade suddenly cleaves the centipede in two.
>>9205019
>The inchling could have ran off in only, towards the now jungle-like field of grass which she had attempting to flee to before. Though the inchling is accustomed to this and is able to move quite quickly, the former giant is not so lucky. He's on his own in this foreign environment.
>>9205138
>Blaze glowers at Harusame, the sound of flames crackling can be heard.
>>9205138
This is.. I-is this like one of those fights you're supposed to lose? But that would mean I'd get something other than a death..
>>9205170
Vert is Nagato m8
>>9205118
>I'm not gonna keep defending you if you keep shitposting and kicking shit up
>Hoshi continues on obliviously
>>9205138
>Neo seems really annoyed. The girl is not only 4'11" but she's wearing heels that are a good 4 to 6 inches...
>She struggles to hold him up, unable to reach her parasol...
>The temptation to stab him in the legs is great.
>>9205138
rip Groo
>>9205183
Vert played multiple ships you idiot.
>>9205138
No host, it's fun!
>>9205138
Этo бoльнo! I didn't expect a fairy to even be able to hurt me with a lead pipe! How did she manage to even hold it in the first place--
...You stopped? Well, if you want me to give you a Soviet beatdown, I'm happy to oblige! It's what friends do to each other, дa?
>>9205141
>I can't even RP a fucking retard on 4chan.
>>9205170
Yeah. They played Harusame like 2 years ago
>>9205146
Now I call bs on that. Hoshit wouldn't have gone full damage controll when Guts turned on him if that was true.
NIGHT 1!
Nope.
Well, no shit, look what board we're on.
Congratulations on giving your stuff back to yourself.
>>9205141
The fuck?
>>9205204
And down you go! Man, was that easy.
>>9205185
Yet Guts hasn't shitposted him after. I even asked him for the letter pic Hoshi wrote. He flat out refused to give it.
>>9205163
You... don't remember?
That broken lightbub, I went to hell to repay you with a lava lamp
>A flashbacks unfolds : https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8676626/#q8677225
>>9205177
...
I suppose that was a good climax
>she looks at her monitor.
Heh, I'll spare you the stuff those guys are saying really.
Hey, you aren't too angry, right?
>smiling, she opens the jar, as if nothing happened
>>9205204
>She pours gazoline all over the sleeping knight and casually light her off.
That girl's always been a little too cold anyway.
>>9205204
Look at yourself. You look really dashing and important in that suit. Maybe one day you may actually be those things.
>Taking off her cap, she gives the psychic a lollipop.
Lucky for you, a nurse always has some candy to give out.
>>9205231
He never said he would shitpost him. Just that he would cease to defend him.
>>9205095
Different anon, no
>>9205204
>Neo's eyes widen.
>Clearly, this is a contest to see who can out-heavy breathing the other.
>She does a really good job... Until she collapses from an overload of oxygen.
>>9205203
Wait. Why are you trying to make this about how I lost a loyal dog because of my shittiness?
I was just doing my b8 of the day and that happened to be the thing that made Guts stop saying nice things about me. Damage control is a meme word, it's a accusation used in shitposting. You can use it for this very post. But don't use it unironically like I'm actually trying to control some damage. What fucking damage would there had been to my rep cause Guts of all people "turned" on me, it's not like I was aware he was doing anything special for me. For what purpose would I try controlling some damage as insignificant as that?
>>9205204
Бoжe! Goodness, just what was that? It came out so quickly that I had to avert my eyes, but what happened to the other person next to me? I hope she's okay...
>Ivan peeks out of one of his fingers to see the quite literally petrified cat, just barely avoiding looking at Medusa.
...Are you okay, my friend?
>>9205236
Cute Elizabeth
>>9205204
If I'm going to be honest, that was more laughable than anything. Like watching a Gargwa walk
Goodnight, HG.
I can rest well tonight knowing I'm a champion.
Be well.
DAY 2!
That is one gay sleepover.
Those ducks really have it out for Suz.
I also just wanted an excuse to get rid of her. Can you blame me?
Froze serving up some frozen treats.
>>9205250
>Taps shoulder
Vanya, old friend, it has been a long while.
>>9205256
>Goodnight
>>9205256
Ily
>>9205256
Sleep like Lebrawn
>>9205237
Which brings me to my point. He doesn't backstab people. He did a lot of retarded posts when he was an alcoholic, but he never betrayed anyones trust in him.
>>9205260
My mail!!
>>9205235
>The inchling's attention is not on the giant demon. She is instead knelt before the writhing mess of legs with her head bowed, giving her respects to the life she has taken.
>>9205256
>Nighto.
>>9205231
And what does the letter even do nowadays? Are you trying to embarrass me? Cause you can already post it and have your group post at it pretending like it's the first time you've seen it using the usual words like "sad and pathetic" like it worked the last time you posted it. It's your own separate circlejerk at this point. Post my Rin leaks instead at least that's more embarrassing and fresh.
>>9205260
>She wanted to see how drowning feels so she stays under for many hours. It was more fulfilling than she thought it would be.
>>9205272
He's a stupid asshole but he never broke his word, I'll give him that.
>>9205260
You see, Brock Lesnar wasn't hunting for actual dinosaurs. He was hunting for those old people that still think they're strong. People like Goldberg, for example. Compared to guys like him, Brock is more of a bear. He shows up, and when you provoke him, he strikes. However, a bear isn't nearly as smart as my client. A bear can't german suplex people. A dinosaur has a few qualities: Old, strong, agile and dead. My client, Brock Lesnar, only takes two of those qualities, and he certainly isn't old or dead.
>>9205260
Well, that was more painful than I thought it would be. Heart failure is no joke
>>9205084
>nuzzles into the pets warmly
>>9205095
Nope!
>>9205114
...why?
NIGHT 2!
Ohhh shit, two big players make their moves tonight. Could we perhaps see a showdown eventually?
Ah, for fuck's sake, I still need to remove that eve-...Actually, it all makes sense if you think about it. For once.
He had such good luck today, too.
>>9205256
G'night, Dach!
>>9205260
>Ivan looks around the room, taking in the people he has to be with. After a while, he begins to walk to the door and knock on it.
Can I leave this room? I do not like the people I am stuck with, more specifically the person that looks questionable.
>>9205263
Бoжe! Belarus, if that's you, I'm sorry for being gone for such a long time, but Putin would kill me had he not seen me in Russia--
>Ivan looks back, realising who it is.
...Бpaйaн? Is that an old friend I see, or are my eyes deceiving me?
>>9205260
>She looks at Suz running away, not even disturbd by the giant duck.
That girl is always so weird.
>>9205275
...Hey, are you ok? What are you doing now, it's already dead.
>she tickles her hat.
>>9205260
>Neo surfaces quickly. There's no way she's going to risk drowning, or someone trying to catch her off guard!
>She watches, rather impressed at the woman in blue clothes. At least, until she goes limp and begins to float.
>>9205269
ily milf
>>9205298
HERE
COMES
THE
PAIN
>>9205272
>>9205287
Guts is a cheerleader. He never really had anything to do with me in the first place beside just give his postive opinion on me.
Why do people who give negative opinions about me get to be independent and people who say positive things about me have to always be on my side and shit? Where is the integrity, folks?
>>9205293
If you do erp go and have sex as Harusame and cuck Maria.
>>9205253
And here I thought I was always a cute Elizabeth. This revelation has been eye-opening to say the least.
>>9205256
Everything will disappear one day but that is why you hold on to them for a long time. Tata for now, champion.
>>9205256
>>9205304
>kissu
>>9205299
Your eyes are fine Vanya. I need to sleep very badly. Tell Alfred I said goodnight.
>>9205315
>kissu
>>9205298
>A tiny girl, some cosplayer and a mute girl with a fetish for ice cream, not the best blood you can get to make a mask, but that will do.
>she looks at the corpse
I've got to thank you guys for it
>>9205298
>Contrary to popular belief, the ice cream girl's blood is just red.
>A very vibrant cherry red.
>It's hard for her to see it properly though as her senses fail her, including her vision which grays out quickly and is the first to go.
>>9205298
>After the game Kuroyuri is too exhausted to continue and dozes off like a heavy sleeper.
(Night all)
>>9205235
>The ponytailed girl stares at her, as dully as ever. Again, her reply is to-the-point.
I've never met you before in my life.
>If she's lying, that's the single best poker face on the threads.
>>9205346
I feel that many will be dropping this hour. I hope to see you again.
>>9205300
>The inchling feels the giant finger prodding at her hat and she responds by slashing at it with her blade. Had she been able to use her good arm, the damage might have been more severe, but at worst the giantess receives a papercut.
I... I have no words for you, vile creature!
>>9205346
Night Bron.
DAY 3!
Bendy and Bender have a sporting good old time.
...But for some reason, I really, really doubt it's their kid. For obvious reasons.
...Maria?
Froze is ICE COLD today. Both metaphorically and probably literally.
A lot of people would like you on the receiving end of that brick.
>>9205346
G'night, my man.
>>9205335
>>9205298
>Puts a finger in Neo blood's pool
>licks it
>it's full of sugar
>>9205247
I'm not making it i to anything. I am going off what I saw in that thread. I saw you quoting multiple quotes accusing them of veing Guts. With Guts roving otherwise via screenshots. I also saw you threaten to shitpost every anon post as being him until Yuno's 4th faction game. For someone so insignificant, you sure went out of your way to threaten him for turning on you. Now I wait for your predictable response on this subject
>>9205293
>pets more
>>9205298
I'm sorry, but I don't like the way you look. It's not you, but it's my people who don't like people like you. Now, this is only a warning, but-- What's the gun for?! Cyкa блять--
>>9205321
Кo... You could have almost given me a heart attack, Бpaйaн. Especially with me being gone a long time, my friend!
>Ivan smiles, patting the lumberjack on the shoulder after giving him a vodka bottle or two.
Aльфpeд will get your message soon. I will be spending a bit more time here so I can catch up with any old friends I see. Дoбpoй нoчи, дpyг.
>>9205260
>The Inkboy and the Squidgirl seem to getting along well. Maybe it's a shared love of the joy of painting?
>>9205298
>The Inkling's colour-blindness seems to be almost a cruel joke.
>>9205367
>The Inkling seems to be dozing off on the piano. The sound of Astaroth's playing was like a lullaby to her ears.
>>9205367
>Thanks for the game, Asgore.
>Have a good one.
NIGHT 3!
Ah, I see now. The weight was just a warning of what was to come.
Great at wrestling, not so much at boxing...wait, didn't he used to be an MMA dude?
Good...good job, Emi. Astounding.
>>9205393
>filename
...Because Mother 3 and Undertale taught me how much emotion there is in yellow flowers?
>>9205401
Thanks for playing, my man.
Night y'all
>>9205416
Well, you can calculate a human. You know he's going to go for the right hook. You can tell when he'll try an armbar and counter with a knee. You can't calculate a fucking kangaroo. I attack with the viciousness of a wild animal, but not the stupidity of one. A kangaroo is stupid, it just does shit at random. It's like your little brother who mashes buttons and somehow is better at the game than you are.
>>9205382
But that was fucking shitposting and memery, you fucking dip. This is 4Chan, not some criminal court where everything I say is actually serious. I don't give a shit if Guts turned on me or not, I didn't even know he was on my side. Every person who says something positive about me is not on my side. You have to get that.
I was setting him up to post screencaps cause the faggot actually believed he needed to prove us that he wasn't whatever anonpost we called him out us, I say we because I wasn't the only one who knew what was happening and memed.
And I'm really surprised some stupid shit like >Guts posting is a threat to you.
>>9205421
>>9205401
>>9205346
Dropping like flies. Good night.
>>9205401
>>9205421
My theory's proving to be correct! Adios, you two. I shall join dreamland soon as well.
>Neo preforms a large, exaggerated yawn before looking sleepily towards the nearest clock.
>She blinks with bleary eyes before stretching and finding a quiet place to curl up with a large blanket.
>Apparently the ice cream girl passes out on the spot.
>Not before giving the host a thumbs up and a tired smile in thanks for hosting.
>>9205416
I miss Claus
Goodnight everyone. Thanks and congrats or whatever in advance.
DAY 4!
A COLD-BLOODED murder...someone stop me.
Hey, why'd the skeleton not ask out his date to the prom? 'Cause he had no guts! Hah HAH!
The Gauntlet enjoys utterly decimating the ship, I've noticed.
Brock just sucks.
>>9205421
>>9205446
>>9205453
Damn, we got some really tired people tonight. Seeya, guys!
>>9205382
>>9205435
I would appreciate it if you two would not do this during a game.
>>9205447
...We all do, Anon. We all do.
>>9205361
...
WHAT?!
Come on, what about the Tabloid's photos, the lightswitches and everyth-
(Astaroth you idiot! She forgot about you! Now it's your chance to gets out her life for good!)
Oh... Now that I think about it, I think i've mistaken you for someone else... Oh yeah Monoko, you little girls are all the same after all. I thought she had a blonde dye ahah!
>>9205363
>She quickly removes her hands, and rubs two fingers together to ease the """pain"""
>she smirks
So now you bite? Where was all your ferocity when you needed it?
>she laughs
Come on don't take it like that, it was just a joke, wasnt that the most interesting thing you did here?
>>9205416
You know, we may be enemies... But I've got to admit you're pretty good.
>>9205446
>>9205421
>Night
Why the hell is everyone sleeping so suddenly
>>9205416
>tfw haven't played Mother 3
>Is it good?
Then it seems like I was correct in someone having flinched! Something tells me you don't enjoy seeing sunflower patches very often, дa?
I enjoy seeing sunflowers, on the contrary. There is a lot of emotion in them whenever I see them!
>>9205421
Good night, Andrew! Пpиятнo видeть cтapoгo дpyгa!
>>9205460
She's an animal too.... I haven't lost my touch or my steroids, I swear!
>>9205445
night...
>>9205465
Because they are tired
>literally everyone is falling asleep
I'll take that as a sign to head in too. Later doods.
>>9205460
What's so great about that... Hmm let me try
>Sniffing the wasabi she begins to choke and starts running around for a source of water, something...
>>9205465
It's half of what I do lately.
Hoping that changes desu.
NIGHT 4!
Is it possible to serenade yourself?
...Guys. GUYS. The meme ship is starting to happen...!
From one kick-ass woman to another.
>>9205445
>>9205493
Oh, good night!
>>9205465
It's 3 am on my end.
>>9205466
It's better than Earthbound, and one of only two games to ever bring tears to my eyes. So, yes.
Let me tell you a story that happened recently. One time, there was Brock Lesnar. He was beaten badly twice. But then, he got stronger. He remembered how to kick ass, efficiently, and brutally. So, he came back, and one more time, he fought. He defeated this enemy as quickly as the enemy had defeated him. Why do I tell you this? Because this is about to happen all over again. The next person who even dares try to poke the sleeping bear is going to get the claw. They will be taken to a place not known by man, but by victim.
...Suplex. City.
>>9205478
thirsty...
>>9205493
Goodnight Prinny
>>9205500
>It's better than Earthbound
No it isn't
>>9205503
n-no
>>9205282
My point was he refused to aid in shitposting you.
>>9205287
He's not as stupid as you think. Alot of history posts that made him seems like a retard were done under heavy influence of alcohol. Try chatting with him when he's sober.
>>9205307
Probably because anyone who says anteing positive about you is considered your dog. Guts was one of the few who supported you without spamming memes like (you)kine. There have been quite a few times in steam chat where he explained your logic behind your shitposts. Usually to kill time in dead hours, and to get people to think.
>>9205466
Mother 3 is in like my top 10 games list so yes
>>9205500
That nerd game again...
>She drops the card and goes away
DAY 5!
I would jump out of the balloon.
Brock still just sucks.
...What happened in that cave, Furdachi. What happened?!
>>9205512
Subjectivity, my friend. I could go into more detail, but uh, I'm slightly preoccupied at the moment.
>>9205518
>steam chat
is there a new steam group?
>>9205518
I meant more along the lines of him doing stupid things, but you get the point right? He's not a braindead retard.
>>9205518
I have done the same, explaining the logic
you don't know a thing about what I've done here
you don't know at all who I am
Damnit, i'm not weak. I'm not weak...
>>9205500
>The Inkling thinks about shooting the creature that passes her by. She also gives the giant duck a thumbs-up.
>Mother 3 is better than Earthbound
wtf i hate gorgay now.
>>9205534
Looks Foxy I'm kinda tired and I want to finish this as soon as possible so... no hard feelings.
>shoots Emi
>>9205446
>>9205453
I repeat my comments. Good night.
>>9205461
>The girl's eye twitches briefly at the mention of Monoko, and that cold face thaws slightly, if only to be replaced by a hint of agitation.
...Where did you hear that name?
NIGHT 5!
If only Maria was there. :^)
BASED INKLING SERVING UP SOME STREET JUSTICE FOR ALL THAT BULLSHIT EARLIER.
>>9205560
>>9205534
>Thanks for hosting
>Goodnight
>>9205435
I was setting him up to post screencaps cause the faggot actually believed he needed to prove us that he wasn't whatever anonpost we called him out us
This is even more epic than Adachi's shitposting about fucking a furry. Holy shit, this is like 86D chess level of damage controll.
>>9205460
You've allowed anonymous to say their piece about me. I'll be done when I finish what you allowed to start. Unless this is alright as long as I don't post with an avatar.
>>9205518
Bottom line, he has nothing to do with me. We don't even effing talk in PM. We're not friends and I don't even need to call him one for some BS rep and I'm not gonna pretend he is when he's not.
Where I have a problem with him is all shitposting from me is fine and justifiable until it's something that triggers him. That's when he turns? He can do whatever he wants, but that just smears shit over whatever he claims he was doing it for. Maybe I should've gotten him to think a little harder. In his own words.
Someone link me all of the goodnight posts itt
>>9205568
Rooting Furdachi
>>9205461
Toying with innocent lives is a joke to you...?
The fact that you pit me against this creature whose sole purpose is survival, a battle which would have never taken place naturally, for the sole purpose of amusement is sickening!
>The inchling slashes the jar with her sword, not damaging it but using it as a way to vent some of her built-up anger.
I have nothing but hate for you, you evil demon! Know that if I were able my blade would drink your blood!
>>9205577
>Guts
Nice try fucktard.
>>9205460
Sorry for disrupting. I got carried away by Hoshit's horier than thou way of shitposting.
>compliments Hoshi
>tfw all the people I want to talk to are gone now
Has there even been a worse feel?
>Guts
F E A S T B O Y S
It's a decently varied and bloody Feast for once. I'm impressed with you all.
Also, sea urchins, too. I guess.
>>9205578
...I just quoted each of your most recent posts at the time, man. I wasn't trying to be biased.
>>9205569
Nighty night!
>>9205598
You mean you got triggered by my Godtier b8, you ratdick motherfucker.
Hoshi : 999999
Anon : 0
>>9205617
One of my legs had to be amputated after a car crash, that's a pretty bad feel.
>>9205617
don't worry anon, with me jere we should all feel great
:^)
>finn
>>9205617
You make new friends. Just like real life.
>>9205617
I'm still here
>>9205617
>tfw all the people I want to talk to dislike me now
Has there even been a worse feel?
>>9205620
i got like
no kills at all today
: c
>>9205617
3 am is confirmed for being the worst time.
You'll get the chance again soon.
Welp, now that the eating phase is over, it's time for me to enact part 2 of my plan
>>9205620
Don't sweat, Asgore. It's over. I won.
>>9205623
I hate that I find your shitposts slightly endearing when you attach some dumb K-pop slut to them.
>>9205634
>finn
>>9205617
Have you RPed today?
>>9205568
>The Inkling gladly kicks the creature in it's crotch, or whatever's there. She then thinks this is one of the best Gaunlets she are participated in.
>>9205620
>The Sea Urchin reminds the Inkling of this one weird guy back in Inkopolis
>>9205579
For what?
DAY 6!
His fursona and himself are bonding. What does this have in store for the future?
>>9205645
...Being dead?
>>9205646
Uhh...sure.
>>9205653
And you don't? What are you, fucking gay?
>>9205658
Yes.
>>9205664
EAT
_____
CONQUER
REPEAT
>>9205566
>She was about to leave and cursed internally when Poniko asked the question.
Oh hum... Just a cute girl I've met some time ago, nothing that would interest you.
>>9205590
>She doesn't take the inchling seriously, probably because she's so tiny and not cute enough, at least not *innocently cute*
Looks like a stumbled upon a dwarf fairy hippie, someone would have probably smashed it anyway, so at least it died honorably, somehow.
>she types at her computer and casually says:
Hey what's your name? I'm going to upload that video, and I need it.
>>9205620
I SWEAR If this is deadly...
>>9205668
Was it good?
>>9205680
Kind of, but I haven't gotten the chance to talk to anyone yet.
NIGHT 6!
Guys.
GUYS.
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>9205669
MOSH
>>9205672
...It's a sea urchin, not a fuckin' dagger.
>>9205664
>she winks her eyes
John?
>She looks dumbfounded at the John's town, it's like a village entirely made of drug-addicts highschool.
I think... I'll just leave.
>She turns around and flies away
Is Junko ever going to come back?
>>9205693
All that hair product seems to have worked against Ahs.
>>9205693
Your arena is full of stupid death so you can never be sure.
>casually kicks ash into hell, burning him into... ashes
See?
DAY 7!
That's what happens when you work at a pawn shop for too long.
Also, pray for my boys FaZe Clan. They're down 0-2 maps in a bo5 match against SK.
>>9205711
Yeah, she's right here: >>9205693
>>9205714
Heh.
>>9205691
Why?
>>9205672
As if I would tell you, demon!
>The inchling sheathes her blade, turns away from the giant blue woman and limps to the side of the jar furthest from her, carefully sitting down on her busted leg.
sanya?
>>9205720
Not sure why I did that, but I guess I had to.
>>9205727
Because I haven't had many group events, and I suppose I haven't been RPing very well.
NIGHT 7!
I don't know whether to be happy or angry at you for that, Bender.
Is it a loli if it's a tiny-sized adult?
>>9205747
And there goes the only guy worth rooting for.
>>9205672
>Something about this seems to bother Poniko, and it shows with a slight furrowing of her brows.
Define that...time. If you'd please.
>>9205750
No that's just a midget
OH
OKAY
SO THE NEXT SLIDE IS THE FINAL SLIDE, WHICH I DID NOT EXPECT AT ALL.
Uhhh...place your bets!
>>9205744
Sometimes you just have off days. It happens to the best of us.
>>9205766
Len got this
>>9205744
I'm sorry.
>>9205766
with this many people at the end there's no way i got this
I hear rigging bells.
CONGRATULATIONS LEN!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9205800
rigging for your girlfriend nice
>>9205730
>she keeps typing.
Alright, some guys are proposing to call you Tiny-chan? How does that sound?...
>She looks at the inchling, somehow she has taken a liking to her "all barks no bite" attitude
>she snaps her finger, conjuring a bottle of Sake Suika once gave her. and pours some into the bottle's lid.
>She casually pushes it near to her.
>>9205758
Why all the questions really? I don't you, you don't know me, isn't that right?
>she sighs, she'd like to fly away but the thought of Uboa is still on her mind.
I don't know maybe... 3 weeks ago, it's not important really.
>>9205787
I fucking HATE you your games and your stupid death, everytime it's like this!!!
>>9205787
what the fuck man.
>>9205787
you know what this is fine too
>>9205787
Gorey rigs for his wife.
He needs the cat tats.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
Who's the best shitposter in HG?
>>9205805
I guess you could say...
A cat is fine, too.
:^)
>>9205787
>>9205800
Thanks for hosting anyways.
>>9205809
Thanks for the chance.
>gg Len
>>9205578
According to him, you two don't talk cause you deleted him during his time with no internet. I bet you 5 pounds to your korean yen you never tried re-adding him when he was back.
>>9205591
Nope, that was me. You sure are set on makimg him a boogieman though.
>>9205623
Nope, it means I'm sorry for disrupting the host's game. Despite that, I still need to call you a dumb fuck. Go ahead, try to spin this to make you lool superior, you fucking dog eater. God forbid you were ever proven wrong ob an anonymous image board.
>>9205787
Sorry host, but I can't wait till you are done to post this. I will stop after this thoug. No more (you)s for the gook with the God complex after this.
>>9205803
>The tiny girl is not swayed by this offering. She remains still, keeping her back to the giantess.
>>9205809
>>9205787
SEVEN KILLS
SEVEN KILLS
KILLED BY A BLADE OF GRASS????
WHO PAYS YOU TO WRITE THIS SHIT?!
>thx for hosting
>>9205800
Congratulations!
>thank you for the game.
>>9205830
>FUCKING ANGERED BY HER DEATH SHE POURS THE SAKE ALL OVER THE TINY'S GIRL HEAD
>>9205809
Gorey rigs for cat tats.
>Thanks for the game.
>>9205809
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9205800
>>9205809
Congratulations, miss! Thank you for hosting, especially! Bы дeлaeтe хopoшee oбcлyживaниe!
>>9205825
You sound fucking upset.
It's pretty sad you think I actually have a God complex when I keep saying I'm just actually a man in a star mask.
It must suck being unable to take a fucking joke.
>>9205809
From last last game to second last my next game. I'll just work my way up to first from here. And stay there.
Well, probably not.
>>9205800
>>9205809
gg good game great fight
>>9205823
>>9205849
>>9205857
>>9205862
c :
Tourney guy pls update the chart
Where are all the fire emblem assholes?
>puckers lips in preperation for sucking farties
>ramsay
Wow, that's...blurry.
>>9205822
>>9205823
>>9205836
>>9205849
>>9205856
>>9205857
>>9205862
>>9205868
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9205825
It's alright. I just dislike seeing these threads get derailed by OOC arguments, regardless of who it is.
>>9205852
>The splash of alcohol does not give the demoness a reaction from the inchling either. She refuses to give in.
@9205864
Refute my other points before you try to shitpost. No? Then fuck off back to your dog eating country.
>>9205803
That's...that's impossible.
>Her scowl deepens, and she gives off the distinct impression she thinks she's being messed with.
Nobody has talked with her that recently.
>>9205809
Congratulations...and thank you.
>>9205887
>Blurry sprites
>This triggers the spriter within me
>Makes dick sucking mating noises
>LF
>>9205887
i guess that's what i get for using 100x100 entry images
oh well
>>9205904
thanks
>>9205909
>saves finished sheet as jpg
>>9205903
Lmao, you're seriously calling me a dog eater? You really gonna play that hack card without even having the balls to post with an act?
Rule Number 1 of HG : Hoshi Always Wins
>>9205923
>I will fucking gut you
>>9205897
>SHE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE EITHER AND FLIES AWAY
>Goodnight
>>9205904
What do I know... Maybe I'm so great I can cross space and time? You'll ask her yourself, she hangs around here.
>It seems like her pride is still healthy and alive after all.
Now I don't know what you're up to, but I things to do, so I'll just go
>She flies away
>Astaroth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCgevMWzLxY
>>9205954
I love how he somehow made fucking Crazy Bus tolerable
>>9205940
>Her eyes widen briefly in surprise at the flight, before returning to normal as she mutters something to herself.
You can't talk to the dead...
@9205931
Rule#1 of HG is have fun.
Rule#2 is there are no rules besides #1. You are not God. You are not the creator of HG roleplay. Just because you fag multiple avas, and make some codes does not mean you are the God of a fucking anonymous boards RNG game. you're a korean with no life. Get over yourself.