RWBY/RT Trash General #413 Bun Edition
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>>9180064
Would the doujins ever lie to me?
What if your waifu was a qt bread girl?
>>9180141
Concern
>>9180141
V..Vore?
>>9180141
This shouldn't weird me out as much as it does
>>9180393
I was more interested is sticking my dick in that soft fluffy ass
Does fucking bread feel good?
>>9180428
I would rape a bread girl
and when she started to go stale I would carve her up and stick my dick in a variety of other places
Then I would go to the store, buy the most expensive salted butter I can find, buy lots of that shit, go home and make the best toast feast ever
Not many men can say they fucked bread they made toast out of
I would then use the shit produced as a result to fertilize why Bread girl production field
>>9180525
>>9180525
Nigga get the fuck back to r*ddit and stay there
>>9180525
You should read that doujin that anon linked last thread if you wanna see what fucked up really looks like
>>9180525
dude was talking about fucking bread and eating the fucked bread, if anything it's just hilariously weird
like a vanilla form of guro and vore
>>9180141
A ring gag is needed in this pic
Ring gag's are so under appreciated
She even has the face, nose and hair for it
>>9180616
Has there been a RWBY girl image since that neo vs yang image set?
>>9180846
Guro* autocorrect
>>9180846
Nothing I can think of, surprised nothing good came out of Tyrian wanting to take Rubys eye
Autistic Waifus?
Before anyone asks yes I have more
>>9180846
Which image set?
>>9181064
stop
>>9181064
>Psuedopedophile fetish
>>9181089
>meme porn made because of MEA's shitty animations
>pedo shit
???????????
>>9181110
I don't know who MEA is or how it's a meme but
>Fucking a girl while she's playing with kiddy shit
>>9180977
>>9181076
>>9181152
different anon here
Mass Effect Andromeda, the game looks incredibly bad resulting in one woman looks mentally retarded, so that sort of became a meme
>>9181152
It's and autism joke
The girl is the default female character from Mass Effect Andromeda
Due to shitty conversation animations in certain scenes while looking around she looked like a complete and utter autist
>>9181205
Okay but...why the sex?
Rape?
Forced impregnation?
Rape and forced impregnation for the sole purpose of producing cannon fodder and slave labor( assuming the child Is male) and more sex slaves( if the child is female)?
>>9181238
Degeneracy.
>>9181238
I dunno m8
I just found this shit and thought it would be funny to post
>>9181250
Hand holding and headpats.
>>9181238
Stop talking to it and just hide the dumb porn
>>9181263
Well, you thought wrong, so feel free to stop.
>>9181274
This.
Plus cuddling.
Nibbling of earlobes is a S+ Ultra bonus
>>9181250
Not to jerk my own dick here but I think this is a decent system
You could even use the ugly/diseased and disabled women as milk producers to feed the chattel and their young
>>9181318
Well good luck buckaroo because I have no more porn to post
Impregnate
>>9181250
Consensual sex and living happy & comfortably.
>>9181391
This is best.
>>9181391
But how else are you going to produce Elite indoctrinated Soldiers?
>>9181545
Why would I do that? That sounds awful.
>>9181390
Impregnate Yang with Neo's (ice) cream!
>>9181390
Are you asking to impregnate you?
Someone mention pregnancy?
>>9181592
Cuz you need troops to guard the crossings into Europe and man the Defensive lines?
>>9181663
No I dont.
>>9181680
Yeah ya do
T*rks need to be under constant surveillance and the Tunnels under Constantinople need to be maintained and kept stocked
Labor is also needed to maintain and improve defenses
>>9181736
Nope, I dont.
Go away strange crazy rambling man.
>>9181761
What about the Ural line motherfucker?
What about the Black and Caspian fleets?
What about the Mediterranean tax blockade?
>>9181867
You're a strange man.
Relax, have some mac n' cheese
>>9181901
>mac n' cheese
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I had a secret mold colony growing out of some year old mac n' cheese in my fridge when I was like 12?
I hid that shit for so long
>>9181946
Neat!
I accidentally released a bunch of crickets into my room when I was 12.
>>9181076
This one couldn't remember artist name
bun?
>>9182084
>>9182084
Is rather fun.
>>9180977
Ew.
Would much rather eat from the icecream box that someone put their dick in.
ITT: We post cute boys who have been RUBE'D
>>9181250
Why are we now talking about my sexual fantasies?
>>9182893
How well would Roki do in Remanent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI
>>9183019
How well would kazuma do in Remanent?
>>9183071
It's Remnant.
>>9183802
>You will never give Neo a piggyback ride
>>9180977
>Someone saved the picture I took of a moldy ice cream box I misplaced under my bed for a whole summer
>>9181250
Stop, you're going to give me an erection
>>9184052
that's old news, post the pic of that guy who put his dick in his ice cream
>>9184129
Nice legs
>>9184238
Very
Wake up
>>9185023
I'm awake, and I just wanted to say, Cinder.
Okay- it's Team ABRN, but Arslan is an idiot while the others are of average intelligence.
>>9185078
It doesn't matter, they'll still lose to RWBY
>>9185068
At least my waifu can win a fight against a teenager and not be severely injured
>>9185068
Nora!
How long are they gonna make us wait to see Weiss get Flynts BBC?
>>9186051
I unironically like this pairing.
>>9186051
Forever
>>9186051
Soon.
>>9182893
>ITT: We post cute boys who have been RUBE'D
Jaune is pure.
>>9186403
>until volume 5 comes around
>>9186403
Jaune hasnt been RUBE'D
but he isnt pure.
Would anyone like to circlejerk about how terrible RWBY is? Or RWBYg?
>>9186490
Nah, no energy for it.
>>9186111
Same here.
>>9186423
God that weapon is retarded.
>>9186437
>>9182893
OHAYOU
>>9188151
Please, Chibi Cinder, not so excitable. We're trying to sleep.
>>9188173
o-ohayou
>>9188151
OHAYOU
WAKE UP YO FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER KIKES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>9189099
>>9189099
I am awake.
>tfw still a month until we get the soundtrack and blu-ray commentaries
Fan Service link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/34b254f3-dd36-4d6d-8599-8f977494c3ba/index.m3u8
What if your waifu bought a castle and started larping as a Pagan Knight?
>>9189600
Roleplay with her.
>>9189753
What if your waifu started saying things like "Sheeit we wuz from the north pole and sheeeeit" "we wuz Himalayans and shit" and putting runes on Everything?
>>9180551
Link it dude
I'm bored as fuck
And don't have shit to watch
wat do
>>9190472
Play vidya.
What if the Rube told you that Turkey belongs in the EU?
>>9190592
I would tell her
RENOUNCE ANY TERRITORIAL CLAIMS NORTH OF CONSTANTINOPLE AND THE CHANNEL THAT CONNECTS THE BLACK AND MEDITERRANEAN
How well would they do in Remanent?
>>9190592
that's disgusting, i would fucking kill her
>>9190656
I'm pretty sure even Jaune can curb-stomp them.
I want the bug to be happy!
>>9190768
Well you're not Cinder, so...
>>9190768
Cute!
How would Salem react to being called an old hag?
>>9191157
sometimes i think about nora's ass
on my face
>>9186835
At least it explains the fucking single shoulder piece on his shield arm.
That shit was annoying the shit out of me and a bunch of other people I know.
>>9191275
It's a show, Anon. Just relax.
What if your waifu killed some dirty nigger loving, commie supporting, peace protesting hippies?
BEST SHIP
>>9191677
What if your waifu got kicked in the cunt
>>9191474
I wasn't complaining about it but once someone pointed it out to me I couldn't not notice it everytime Jaune was on screen.
Now I can actually appreciate it as kinda clever design.
I've come to the realization that RWBY fans are being categorized as worse than SAO fans, and that makes me feel things.
They aren't exactly wrong......
>>9192027
They are exactly wrong.
>>9192054
The majority of SAO fans realize their show is shit at this point. They'll admit they're in it for the fight scenes or waifus. Most RWBY fans, however, think the visual quality increase in Volume 4 means the entire show is infinitely better, despite the shitty writing.
What really bugs you about RWBY?
>>9192207
lack of penny
>>9192207
The show's almost constant fellating of Qrow.
I LOVE SUN WUKONG
>>9192207
Pyrrha's not back yet.
>>9192207
>my waifu isn't real
>>9192611
i love monkey boy!!
>>9191845
Salem a cute!
Why did the Atlasian military build a robot disguised as a little girl?
>>9192776
My guess is they used the soul of Penny's 'creator's' daughter, so they made the robot in her image.
ALRIGHT RWBYg LISTEN UP, I'M TIRED OF YOU SCREWIN' AROUND.
RIDDLE ME THIS.
(Pardon the sequence of rhyme, during its writing I didn't have much time)
==============
The old but ailing Valish king with no heir,
each of his dazzling wives, couldn't bear.
In the majesty's head, he toiled and boiled in his wise brain.
on whom, in his kingdom, must continue his reign
Until one fruitful morn, the king thought of a brilliant plan,
he took tothe town and climbed the royal stand.
And thus he decreed,
that each child in his kingdom be given a mysterious seed.
"Whom so ever could raise the most beautiful plant with this,
their right to the crown, I will not deny or dismiss."
Weeks and months pass by,
each parent of each child frantically in a spry.
The best method, the best way
to grow the most beautiful display
When the contest has reached finally its end,
the king's hall, adorned with foliage a rainbow, each worthy to contend.
But the king simply kept walking past,
each glittering bouquet, each gaudy petal aside he cast
Until he has reached the final youth,
a lone young pauper girl, ragged, limp and missing a tooth.
She tries her best to bow before him,
while raising an empty pot of soil, shivering in each limb.
"I am s-sorry, my king,
I have tried my best and my everything."
The old king, a single tear he has shed,
kneels before the girl in her stead.
His own elderly hands bestow her his humble crown,
the instant buzz of whispers echoing back to the town.
Everyone in the hall bear witness to the surprising scene,
as the king utters, "All hail, to our next Queen."
Riddle me this, riddle me there,
Why did the Valish king choose her to be his heir?
>>9192207
What if your waifu advocated for a Right Wing Alliance (RWA)?
>>9190025
https://exhentai.org/g/774535/fbb5980fce/
Enjoy
>>9192926
Mating press?
>>9192949
Join her noble cause.
>>9192926
...because the plant is an allegory to inner beauty and humility?
>>9193030
???
Try again?
>>9193105
Nope, try again!
RWBYgt got this easy.
>>9192207
How it tries to make you take it seriously
>>9193114
Okay I cheated, I would've never guessed that.
>>9193213
>Okay, I cheated
But why?!?
RWBYgt never cheated.
>>9193224
I haven't gotten a riddle since I was 12 and that was a one-star sudoku
>>9193239
Welp, I'm just disappointed.
Here have a Penny and some other robot girl for consolation.
>>9192926
I know this from high school
All the seeds the king gave out were dead and wouldn't grow, so all the kids with living plants cheated.
He chose her because she was honest and true
>>9193254
That's Aigis from Persona 3
>>9192926
The seeds were dead and thus the girl was the only one who actually used the seeds that were given out.
Everyone else cheated.
>>9193254
Why are you still drawing for this fandom?
>>9194448
Right?
>>9194448
Because RWBYgt is the comfiest there is and even though they don't offer much criticism, they still allow me to strive to do better.
>>9194721
There are other parts of 4chan you can do that. Better fandoms and roleplayin'
>>9194978
AAAnd also because JQ hasn't concluded yet!
It's not too late to start playing with us, anon.
>>9195044
Can I steer Jasper into prostitution?
>>9195057
But Jasper is the purest, which they PURPOSEFULLY voted for since the beginning.
So, prostitute Jasper is very unlikely to happen.
>>9195044
The quality is too low.
>>9192776
Her "father" probably built her to be the daughter he could never have normally like the original Gepetto. Then Atlas came in and made her a weapon or maybe he could only get the necessary funding to make her if he made her a living weapon
>>9194978
You /tg/?
>>9195187
>quality is too low
Hey, at it's fun for me and most importantly the voters.
Anyways, hope to see y'all back to RWBYgt!
>>9195249
yea
>>9195264
>Most importantly the voters
So basically the echo chamber?
>>9194721
>and even though they don't offer much criticism, they still allow me to strive to do better.
Which is why the writing and autism is still of roughly the same level as last year.
>>9192207
the main characters are either entitled brats or just plain retarded in the head
>>9195622
I can't find it in the catalog.
I bring Pennys!
Thats all I got for now, weeks been busy, got a sketch for Sun going
>>9195918
>I actually like to think it has dramatically improved.
Haha no.
The writing on pretty much all the quests is still anime fanfiction tier and before you say that so is RWBY, RWBY characters actually kind of sound human.
I don't know what it is with the people writing the quests there, but there's actually a lack of basic human cadence.
Say what you will about RWBY's writing, but if you take Jaune and Ruby's conversations completely out of context, they still sound human and like two people talking. The quality of it aside it sounds like a human being having a conversation with another.
Hence the anime fanfiction tier label. Because a lot of Naruto fanfiction is written by autists who don't talk to people a lot.
>>9195994
Glad ya like 'em
>>9196009
I don't know about you guys here but nobody in RWBYgt is writing to warrant accolades.
(Although Lewis' prose is definitely professional level)
It's all in good fun and the spirit of comfy to us.
>>9196101
>I don't know about you guys here but nobody in RWBYgt is writing to warrant accolades.
You're not being told that the writing in general there isn't to awards quality.
You're being told that the writing is borderline genuinely autistic with how the human beings in it act.
>>9196101
>It's all in good fun and the spirit of comfy to us.
So an echo chamber?
>>9196101
Im starting to remember why this general was made instead of staying in that one.
>>9195923
>>9195911
>>9195901
Noice work anon
>>9196275
>Oh so it's just a matter of taste then.
How did you get that conclusion?
Its not a matter of taste if a character or dialouge sounds inhuman. It's an observation.
Trying to use the idea of it being a matter of taste suddenly makes something like the room's dialouge not a matter of the writer being a whackjob.
>>9196463
Yeah, but it turned out humorous in its own way.
You see where I'm getting at?
>>9196358
Is there a name for that style of faces? I see them used for all types of anime characters.
>>9196530
It's shit but my safe space eats it up?
>>9196677
That's an ohayou face. It's a common anime meme so, as RWBY is a popular anime, it has plenty of them.
>>9196716
Man, I don't know why you guys keep calling it a "safe space".
I'm pretty sure that has a negative connotation which isn't true about RWBYgt.
>You will never dance with Roman
DearEditor drew some Ruby
https://www.patreon.com/DearEditor
>>9197114
Tragic
>>9196780
Not going to lie that is exactly what you are making it sound like.
They don't offer any criticism. You're first venture out is full of it. And instead of any valid opposition you said the people there like it and compared it to the Room which is only liked for how shit it is.
>>9197342
I'm just trying to dispel any averse notion you have towards RWBYgt.
>offer criticism
When everything is taken with a grain of salt, it's not worth the eye's effort maybe.
>my first venture out is full of it
Ok.
>and instead of any valid opposition
What?
If you don't like something being written or drawn you don't have to partake in it.
I just want RWBYg/gt to be whole again.
>>9197512
> I just want RWBYg/gt to be whole again.
Thatch, m8, that's probably not gonna happen. It went badly last time, and we're just gonna go back to /co/ when Vol. 5 starts anyway.
literally canon!
Was it autism?
>>9197586
>>9198162
I imagine the answer is canonically "No"
This is 9 years old
>>9198404
neat
>>9198404
And it never got a sequel. Damn shame
Why do I find Nora and Ren to be such uncompelling characters after their backstory was revealed? They're flatter than season 1 Weiss.
>>9198557
Weiss' personality was at its strongest in V1, before she became a completely different character off-screen in between V1 and V2 and lost any real definable traits
>>9198557
Weiss was never flat in Volume 1. Just look at her pajamas outfit.
Also, it's because their character arc is essentially resolved. Ren avenged his village and family and Nora got her husbando.
>>9198666
>Using off-models as a reference
That's like saying Pyrrha was a titty monster because of her school-uniform model. She had decent sized pillows but not /that/ big.
>>9198666
>4 volumes in
>their character arc is essentially resolved
Damn they're going to die soon aren't they?
>>9198666
>Ren avenged his village and family and Nora got her husbando.
Thanks, Satan!
>>9198703
One of them is, probably.
>>9198404
>The Wii is 11 years old
>>9198703
Maybe not, they might just fade away into irrelevance
>>9198703
No, they still have the love arc where they fall in love but have arguments and get mad at each other.
>>9198761
Her breasts are pretty small
>>9198796
>they fall in love but have arguments and get mad at each other.
sounds like it's leading up to a break-up
>>9198804
She should really have gotten those enlarged while she was back in Atlas.
>>9198849
Winter already did that, Weiss wanted to be unique
>>9198833
Nah, they'll work it out.
Or Ruby will add Nora to her harem and Ren will have a fling with Jaune.
>>9199006
>Booty implants
what if you made your waifu cry
>>9199086
There's not enough art of sad Neo or abused Neo or raped Neo
>>9199060
I'd go after that Pyrrha, honestly
>>9199157
me on the left
>>9199174
Pyrrha is better in fanart
>>9199223
>that ponytail
>>9199204
Go back to twitter Misa
>>9199223
She is
>>9199006
>>9199081
>>9199260
What, you don't want to be wrapped in your waifu's silky hair? You don't want her soft sweet smelling hair rubbing your dick until you cum?
>>9199477
Only if I get to watch her lick off the cum from her hair afterwards.
>>9199350
His art didn't improve one bit
>>9199657
And?
>>9199388
Winter's implants sure raise my morale
>>9198710
Did someone say Satania?
>>9199223
This smells of octavian.
>>9200002
>>9200210
>>9200222
>>9200210
>>9200222
>>9200235
Well bless it another Sataniabro
I've read it already in the Satania thread
>>9199477
What would happen if you stick your dick in Salem's hairdo?
>>9200334
You'll cum
>>9200088
>>9200475
Why are you laughing about Arkos never happening, Pyrrha?
>>9200334
Hair teeth
>>9200497
It's driven her insane
>>9200334
You'll knock her wig off
What if the cat stopped you on Beacon's campus and asked you to sign a petition to request Ozpin to prohibit anti-faunus hate-speech in Beacon?
>>9201422
There are more simple & straightforward ways to get rid of Cardin I'm sure.
>>9201449
What if the cat told you that Cardin was protected by his human privilege and it would be very difficult to get rid of him, even with the hate speech ban?
>>9201422
I'd sign it because I'm not a manchild.
>>9201693
What if the cat told you that it's great that your willing to help combat racism and human privileged?
>>9201693
Last time I checked Faunas have their own little Island all to themselves
If they can't handle the banter then they should go live in Menagerie
>>9201552
She needs to up her game then. Enlist Weiss. I'm fairly devious planning runs in their blood.
>>9201761
I'd ask if I could take her out for tea some time.
What if your waifu's grandfather was an "Electrician" during the great war?
>>9201806
What if the cat accepted your offer?
>>9201871
Be really happy.
>>9201871
I would stick a 44. magnum up her pussy and pull the trigger
I would finally find out what a 44. magnum does to a woman's pussy
What if Jaune was MINE, ALL MINE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID WHORES? JAUNE IS FOR ME AND ONLY ME! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU HE LOVES ME! THE ONLY REASON HE HASN'T SAID IT YET IS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW IN LOVE WITH ME HE IS! DO YOU GET IT YOU STUPID FUCKS? LEAVE US ALONE1
Do you guys know what is one of life greatest mysteries?
What happens when you stick one of those 10 second fuse WW2 German egg grenades up a mans asshole and pull the pin using a string before running the fuck away
>>9201909
Calm down Cinder
>>9201941
Sorry 7.5 seconds fuse
Which RWBY character can't handle the bantz?
>>9201890
+10 points for creativity.
>>9201979
Yang
>>9201846
>commies
Also stop watching RWBY and masturbating
>>9202465
>Pyrrha and Weiss never got the chance to rub clits.
What a shame.
>>9202465
Schneekos is cute
>tfw looking through my computer and finding all the weird shit I saved
What weird shit do you guys have saved?
>>9202465
Imagine that shirt Weiss is wearing on any girl with big boobs.
>>9202570
>Girl who wants to be known for who she is, and is straight
>Girl who wants other girl for her fame and power, and is also straight
Yeah, no. It's shit.
What if Weiss told you that she secretly liked it when her poop was too big to comfortably expel?
>>9202682
>Girl who wants to be nice and please everybody
>Girl who expressed desire for teaming up with Pyrrha for power gain
And that's why it's called a crackship
>>9202682
Boy do I not care.
What if your waifu was completely desensitized to most forms of degeneracy and only the really extreme shit got to her anymore
>>9202670
RWBY fanart.
>>9202682
None of that is mutually exclusive to cuteness anon
I want to bully the bun like how Mantis is bullied
>>9203324
Is she dead?
Friendly reminder that your waifu belongs in a zoo.
>>9203414
>>9203429
My waifu doesnt exist in RWBY
>>9203431
Need more...
b u l l y
>>9203584
Mouth pussy?
>>9204022
>>9204022
thrussy
>>9204079
Teach me your ways!
>>9203521
looks like they are about to pee on someone
>>9204287
Maybe they are
Good on you, using your imagination
So, do any of you Anons who know how Mega Dowloader works know what "The given path's format is not supported" means?