ITT: Pokemon are real. How have you been lately? Rules/In

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>>9159645
(Forgot Linoone can't understand mudkip)
>Curious head tilt

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>>9159547
Y-yeah, that sounds good...
>Chestnut proceeds to go to the bathroom and check his back in the mirror.
>Pic related is basically what his face is after he sees the huge burn scar on his back. As in... about 75% of what would normally be green on his back is instead a really, really dark, burnt brown

>>9159645
It... it's just... big... r-really big..

>>9159678
bad

>>9159678
Not good

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>>9159601
(That's my endgame. Kill everyone with well timed image failures.)
>The answer comes in the form of excited clicking, plates flaring slightly
>He boops Colress on the cheeck
YES
>>9159678
YES

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>>9159607
>Firecat: wince
Something like that...

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>>9159678
Tired
>Be out roaming the nearby forest in search of berries

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>>9159608
>Walker has been using his dex more often as of lately
>Though he still lacks a translator
Did you call?
>Looks into Anabel's office
Mother of mercy...
Nobody enter.

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>>9159678
Every time I attempt to speak my coworkers vomit on me. It is becoming an inconvenience.

As long as I have the floor /par/. Would anyone here happen to know anything about the area around Hippowdon Temple? How extensively has it been excavated?

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>>9159678
Okay.
I got to be a Trainer and I'm out with my Pokemon right now.
It's nice so far but we got into some trouble.
( g2g back when i can)

>>9159678
kill me

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>>9159656
..... can't say I know much about that.
>He sits on the ground next to the Volcarona
Normally I'd throw chicken fingers at you and call it good but... That's not gonna help. You wanna talk about them? Get that grieving off of your chest?

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>>9159731
(You're doing great. I'm almost there.)
Alright!
>Unit Six boots up as Colress fiddles with his tablet thingy.
First beta test of Draco Drive!
>Unit Six trots over to a few test dummies and takes aim.
>Technoblast: Draco Drive!
>Rolling for any problems with odds, dubfail being catching on fire.

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>>9159690
>luca thinks
>"i guess he just had a good intuition"
>>9159711
"It's okay chespin, don't be sad"

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>>9159775
Heh heh, plotting?

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>>9159841
>The drive stalls out.
...Strange. Let's try that again. Technoblast!
>Six takes aim again and fires! Maybe!

>>9159736
Yeah...
>Anna: finish delicious sandwich.
Um, should we get going? We've still got a lot of Route to go.

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>>9159750
what are ya doing?

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>>9159841
(Just wait, next time it'll be like... Gladion lewds or something. )
>His head cocks to the side as he watches, cannon glowing and whirring as Unit One makes comparisons
>>9159894
TEMPORARY GLITCH?

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>>9159793
What am I good for if I can't protect anyone? Everyone in the ring said I was a good fighter but up here I...

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>>9159678
Not bad, not bad.
I need to talk so somebody about finalizing his transfer to a quieter job, and I'm hoping to put on a little radio jabber, but things are generally looking up.

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>>9159859
Looks like we're going to be trapped in this gods forsaken hellhole for a while. Might as well get some work done while I'm here. Can't trust these local thugs to take care of such a delicate matter. And whatever isn't good enough for the museum is pure profit, after expenses have been dealt with.

Why the interest? I'm assuming you're not invested in the scholarly side of the business.

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>>9159898
Oh hey Zorro, just looking for berries. What are you doing out here?

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>>9159855
>More head tilting
>Listens closely, trying to hear the mudkip talking

>>9159711
Burn heal?

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>>9159949
Heh heh, I don't, that's true.
I'm going for the violence, heh.

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>>9159955
Trees burn down really good!
are you hungry or something?

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>>9159894
>Success, the test dummy is consumed in a swathe of purple flames, much like Dragon Breath.
Fantastic!
>>9159913
(I await the day! Hahaha.)
Temporary glitch or the drive warming up.
Another shot, Six!
>Six takes aim at the next dummy and fires another technoblast!

>>9159678
Everything's fine. I swear

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>>9159855
>Chespin doesn't say much in response, but it's clear that the Kip's words didn't help.
>Or perhaps there was a communication error

>>9159963
I've already used a lot of that stuff on it... I don't think more is going to help...

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>>9159916
Could'a just got unlucky. Bad type match-up. Outnumbered. Under-leveled. Missed at the wrong time. Take your pick.

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>>9159678
Personally, they're at the best in a long time.
Professionally, there have been multiple snags with a few relocating individuals, but that should be solved soon.

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>>9159974
Yeah I really haven't eaten today.

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>>9159755
>Nerves push froggo up the walls,
>By the cooler, shook,
>Tension steel-cable thick there.

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>>9160029
that is no fun. Frankie doesn't have any food?

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>>9159755
>Nervously waits for other IP officers to show up and secure the scene
I hope she's okay...

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>>9160010
"Are you okay, chespin?"
"You seem sad"
"Don't be"

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>>9160026
Er, speaking of relocation, our evac crew hasn't reported in. We should get on that.

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>>9160011
Missed.
>Moth: Roll to keep composure.
...Do you want me or something?

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>>9160086
He went off to town to go get some
Things were running low
Oh, hi
>Vapey: flop out and stretch

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>>9160086
I'm sure he does but the castle is big enough it'd take too long to find him so it's just easier to look for some berries instead.

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>>9159973
Varangian in spirit to the end.

Based on what I've managed to persuade out of a few locals, the place is a death trap. Cannons in the walls, false floors, and all the other delightfully cliche tricks one expects.

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>>9160086
>>9160087
This is not... normal
>Take a few photos of the office before any more IP agents arrive
>Huxley is close, and seems to be really tense

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>>9159987
INQUIRY: ADDITIONAL EFFECTS OF THE DRACO DRIVE?
EXAMPLE: CHILL DRIVE: COOLER SYSTEMS

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>>9160097
Just one second...
>Messages sent to report in to members "Ollie" and "Rodger"
>Their dexes, PDAs or preferred communications method should begin beeping

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>>9160123
Heh heh, smash the traps then. And then smash some more heh.

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>>9160117
Hi vapey!

>>9160119
that is true. find anything yet?

>>9160132
(misquote?)

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>>9160109
Yeah, not gonna lie. You're clearly upset though. I'm not making you come with me if you don't wanna.
... Still gonna sit here until you're okay enough to defend yourself.

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>>9160160
>Luckygrunt: Drop Rodger off for the black ops to get to.
>Pull the battery out of the ringing pokenav and hand it off to the bosses.
>Rolling for a reward.

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>>9160160
Ollie here. What's going on, bossman?

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>>9159895
Yeah, let's keep going, I'd rather not think about the past.
Just uh... keep me away from psychics until I evolve into an Incineroar, alright?

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>>9160214
"Hey, I guess the Rodger relocation went well? He has yet to report"

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>>9160158
That would be increased aggression. Possibly the same effect as the burn drive with high heat but a bit of a lesser degree.
>Failure.
Hm... May need to tweak the programming a bit.
>Unit Six uses Technoblast again!

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>>9160185
I found a few oran berries but that's it.

>>9160220
>Anna mostly gets the message.
Okay. I can stay away from Psychics if you don't like 'em.
>And along the Route they go!
So... did you want a Trainer? And ,um, why?

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>>9160197
>Bug: Be not great.
...Might as well try to make myself useful. Come on, give me a challenge at least.
>The bug floats up tiredly.
>And uses Quiver Dance.

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>>9160095
>Chespin blinks, a bit confused... before shaking his head.
Y-yeah, I'm fine, I think...
>Yeah, it wouldn't make any sense for the kip to say something like that, would it?
>Chespin sighs, then leaves the bathroom and flops onto the couch.

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>>9160261
"He headed out before I got up, I thought he'd already gotten where he need to go."
>Ollie takes a deep breath.
"Fuck. We've got a man missing. I'll search nearby, see if I can find something."
>Ollie sends out Jolteon!
>Rolling to pick up a trail...

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>>9160171
Eager I take it? Well enough. Any time in particular you feel up to it?

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>>9160304
(new thread, you can use images again)
Thank you, I REALLY don't like psychics, it's part of why I wanted a trainer, pokemon with trainers get stronger, faster, and once I'm strong enough... they won't be able to hurt me again.
>Firecat: shudder

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>>9160263
OH. OKAY.
>UNIT ONE: INSPECT UNIT SIX
POSSIBILITY: UNIT SIX'S DESIGN NOT ALTERED FOR HIGH HEAT?

I'm doing a poll for trash, can you guys vote?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12896912

>>9160372
Show us this "spider"

>>9160379
It's the best spider

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>>9160342
>Evens, Anna gets the message entirely.
Oh. I see...
I don't like Psychics much either. Mommy took one to see one once, 'cause I didn't like doing normal kid stuff with other kids much 'cause they're mean to me.
It wasn't very fun...

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>>9160294
oran berries are super awesome though! I wonder how wild pokemon survive on berries though....

I just want an eager-to-please Gardevoir gf... is that too much to ask?

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>A few tries more
>...
>Completely offline
Crap

>>9160338
"Thanks, I like your initiative."
"Rodger has been confirmed offline, I really hope it is just a technical issue"

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>>9160310
You want to battle? Who am I to say no.
>Francis sends out Ampharos (Shiny), level 50
Ampharos.. Power Gem.
>Showdown isn't working right now, think you can calc?
>>9160402
(Monkey paw: you have a nice, funny, eager-to-please Gardevoir gf.... But she's ugly as hell and has terrible stats. )

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>>9160323
(Welp i read him wrong i guess)
(Just think that he was worrying too much)
>mutekip sits next to chespin
"So chespin i have you ever battled?
"I never did"
It was strictly prohibited in the adoption house
>>9160372
(Is it kumoko?)

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>>9160341
How about soon, heh?

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>>9160400
'til I met Frankie it's what I survived on.

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>>9160338
>I guess I'll GM this?
>Even.
>You find suspicious mounds of dirt on the beach.
>Investigate?
>>9160442
>Hit.
252+ SpA Ampharos Power Gem vs. +1 0 HP / 4 SpD Volcarona: 100-120 (52.6 - 63.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>The moth didn't really try that hard to dodge.
>Fire Blast!
+1 252 SpA Volcarona Fire Blast vs. 132 HP / 0 SpD Ampharos: 222-262 (121.9 - 143.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9160442
>He stares at the Gardevoir and shrugs
Good enough for me.

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>>9160498
>Yep.
>Ollie looks at his scarf for a second as he realizes what these might be.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Please tell me I'm wrong.
>Scarf: on.
>Work: dirty.
>Time to call out Nidoking and Jolteon, and dig.

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>>9160447
>Chestnut sighs.
I... I haven't battled that much. I was bred for it, but... the breeder only let me do like... around three battles before deciding I wasn't worth her time, and... well, I've already told you what happened next...

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>>9160449
>sneakweed: rev up those Sludge Waves
At your leasure then

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>>9160367
Possibly... Let's try out the...Pff... Weed Drive.
>He retrieves it from a small case and switches it into Six.
>He takes a few steps away.
Alright!
>Six uses Technoblast!

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>>9160498
Hmmm...
>Ampharos is returned
Tyrantrum?
>Tyrantrum (Level 50) is sent out
>Tyrantrum used Head Smash

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>>9160399
...The way they just dig inside your head, right?
>Firecat: wince
Right, anyways, uh... Alola! I saw you might be able to fly us there and do the Island Challenge, right?

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>>9160452
That is where i envy wild pokemon! I think i would not last 2 days in the wild.

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>>9160638
Nahh i bet you'd do fine in the wild.

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>>9160567
>He tilts his head some more, clicking and chittering at U6
ALTERNATIVE EFFECTS?

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>>9160562
Heh, lead the way.

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>>9160530
>A Nincada, Ninjask and Shedinja are all hastily buried.
>The Shedinja is barely recognizable, the husk is mostly crushed and burnt.
>The Focus Sash is still tied around one of it's arms.
>>9160613
>Miss, thank god.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 952-1128 (501 - 593.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
...
>Volcarona uses Giga Drain.
+1 252 SpA Volcarona Giga Drain vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyrantrum: 141-166 (89.8 - 105.7%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO

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>>9160567
>Failure.
Hm... Again please?
>Six uses Technoblast!
>>9160681
A more efficient use of solar power of course! May be good for you to switch to when you have a long travel.

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>>9160697
.....
>Miss
Tyrantrum?
>Head smash

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>>9160697
>Ollie: radio command, NOW.
Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
God... DAMN IT!
>>9160436
"Sir, Rodger's MIA! His Pokemon are confirmed dead, I just found the bodies."
"Looks like a Fire-Type, but I've got nothing more than that to go on."

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>>9160666
I think i would starve! hmmm....

Where is the nearest town to here...

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>>9160682
>Indiana Alcock: Lead the way to the temple of getting stabbed in the dick
>last number posts until arrival

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>>9160756
I'm not sure...

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>>9160745
>Miss, unlucky today.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 952-1128 (501 - 593.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
I suppose I am doing well...
>Volcarona uses Giga Drain.
+1 252 SpA Volcarona Giga Drain vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyrantrum: 141-166 (89.8 - 105.7%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO
>>9160751
>Fs out for Rodger.

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>>9160622
>22
>Anna's hanging on every word.
Um, I can try to get a flight so we can do the Island Challenge! I've still got some money from the vacation money!
I hope Alola's nice, I didn't like Johto much.
>Keep jogging along the path!
I think I see a town up ahead!

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>>9160751
"GODSFUCKINGDAMNIT"
"All his pokemon confirmed dead? He had a Ninjask, a Shedinja, a Nincada and a very recently acquired Volcarona"
"If the latter is missing... NO"

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>>9160556
"Well, i don't remember if i was bred for battle or just had a normal family"
"It always seemed that i was in the house"
"I already had my accident by then"
>luca puts the paw on his neck and shivers a little

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>>9160821
>Francis is unlucky every day though
>Looks like his luck is rubbing off on Volcarona
I've been think about getting Tyrantrum glasses, what do you think?
>Head Smash

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>>9160848
"Volcarona's unaccounted for, sir."
"I'll look for them, but all signs point to a black-bagging on our operative by an unknown agent."
>Ollie: look around, try to find clues.

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>>9160956
Perhaps it w-
>Hit.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 952-1128 (501 - 593.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>KOed moth noise.
>>9161030
>Even.
>The shinymoth has much lighter colored fluff scattered across various areas in a sparse trail.

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>>9160132
>Officers start to arrive, securing the scene
This really worries me.

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>>9160743
>Unit One flares his plates at the brainless bugbot
UNIT SIX KINDA SUCKS. SUGGESTION: ALLOW ME TO TRY

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>>9160758
>>9160682
>You stand before the sepia tinted threshold of Hippowdon temple
>The area is unnervingly silent, and little light shines from within
>The Haruba desert is the only witness to your quest

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>>9161076
>Ollie hauls ass, with his Jolteon by his side.
>He calls back Nidoking, and sends out Salazzle, as he follows the trail as fast as he can.

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>>9161096
Heh, this reminds me of Orre.
Orre sucks.

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>>9161079
>Deep breath.
Alright, I trust you, One.
>He pulls the weed drive out and switches it into One.
Care to take a shot at the dummies?
>He takes a step back to take some notes.

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>>9161076
>Francis crouches down, using a revive on Volcarona and healing his own Pokemon
How was that for a challenge?
>He smirks and holds out a Luxury Ball, an Ultra Ball, and a Premier Ball
Which one would you prefer?

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>>9161151
OKAY
>TARGET ACQUIRED: DUMMY
>ACTION: TECHNO BLAST: WEED DRIVE

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>>9161132
Yes. Yes it does. Onward.

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>>9160837
Alola is... mostly nice, I lived there until like, a few days ago, so I can show you how to avoid most of the bad stuff.
Alright, a town, neat!
>Firecat: try not to think about how bad it would be if both of them get caught by a Salazzle while in Alola

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>>9161119
>Odd.
>The trail stops short, but at this point you're probably within range to either spot them or spot Francis' shoe prints.
>>9161163
Pretty good...
>The moth laughs a forced laugh.
I'll take the Premier Ball.
>Poke the button.

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>>9161189
>Unit One's cannon sputters a bit.
...That really is odd... Do you want to try once more?

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>>9161132
>>9161222
>As soon as you cross the threshold you can hear the sound of metal grinding against stone
>A dull clang echos in the dusty halls

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>>9161251
>Ollie comes charging up, one hand at his side.
>He's wearing a shemagh, probably at a full run, and flanked by two Pokemon.
>This probably doesn't look very good.

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>>9161275
>Coughing
What do you know about this dustbin, heh?

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>>9161251
>Bing
>Volcarona is caught, presumably
>>9161281
>Francis pauses in the middle of patting his Tyrantrum for a job well done
Who the hell are you?

>>9161281
>Nope.
>>9161358
>Yep, moth is in ball now.
-Cursed Moth

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>>9161242
Yay!
>Anna skips into Camphrier Town (last I checked, Kalos map is a little rusty for me.)
So, should we stop here or try to make it to...
>Check map.
Cyllage? Either way we can stop at the Pokemon Center, and maybe try to talk with people.

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>>9161275
...
>Annoyed Grunt

>>9161333
Nothing much. A lot of local rumors. Everything from Darkrai going mad to Regigias popping up like a giant clay poptart. All nonsense I'm sure. The first story is at least a little interesting. Apparently it involves a gemstone of decent worth.

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>>9161358
The fuck did you do with our operative!?
There's three goddamn graves, and the only Pokemon of his that's not dead? You just caught him!
So, start talking.

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>>9161271
>Unit One plates flare out, green light lines flashing in time with irritated hissing
YES. I CAN DO IT.
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT NUMBER TWO: TECHNO BLAST: WEED DRIVE
>TARGET: DUMMY

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>>9161431
Heh heh, niiiice.
>Rolling for being unwelcome visitors

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>>9161447
>Take notes.
>Pop open tablet and get the emergency override open in case One needs to be shut down.
...Do you want to try one more time? I think there's a programming error in the drive itself.

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>>9161473
>Here comes the welcome party
>2 level 35 Bronzor

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>>9161391
>Sweet
>Suspicious scarf man is suspicious, so pocket the ball for now
>>9161438
>Remember Necrozma's crystals?
>It's time for Francis' to come into play
>His is speech.
What operative? Look, I don't know what shifty ass group you work for, but you should back the fuck off. This Volcarona was on the ground when I found it.

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>>9161507
>Buggo's fans start up with an audible click
>Hot air wooshes out from the gaps between the flared plates
YES. I WILL GET IT THIS TIME.
>UNIT ONE: REPEAT LAST ACTION

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>>9161392
Let's stop at the pokecenter, and then... onwards, I think there's a big mansion up ahead, lots of trainers visit it and apparently it's grounds are one of the only places in the world to find Honedge, which... I dunno, I'm interested in meeting one, I guess.
>Firecat: mutter to self
Need one on the team so we have something strong against psychics until I'm evolved...
>Firecat: shake head
Gah, I gotta stop thinking about that. Anyways, yeah, let's check out the pokecenter.

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>>9161473
Yes well. That's assuming the local superstition is true. More likely there's a fair bit of cultural relics, worth a fine sum to a coll-

>>9161522
Fantastic.

>Draco Meteor Bronzor A
252 SpA Adaptability Dragalge Draco Meteor vs. 64 HP / 148 SpD Bronzor: 82-97 (81.1 - 96%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9161573
>Switch from studying the drive to studying how Unit One acts when angry.
...
>Colress is silent.

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>>9161522
Heh, lets begin.
>Waterfall Bronzor B
>100 Atk Swampert Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bronzor: 57-67 (60 - 70.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9161582
Heh, nice.

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>>9161530
>Ollie calms down - the guy didn't make a break for it of instantly go aggro, and the Necrozma crystal just sweetens the deal.

Alright, sorry, man. I believe you. I'm just a little rattled, that's all. Milk run turned into a man MIA.
>Ollie keeps his hands visible, and turns to his Pokemon for a moment.
Faraday, Contessa, relax.
You got any idea if any shady bastards other than me have been around here lately?
>Roll to notice anything about Francis while they're talking?

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>>9160883
>Chespin pulls the kip into a hug.
(Sorry for forgetting the scene)

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>>9161582
>>9161636
>The Bronzors are not doing well
>They both attempt Future Sight on Gask and Alcock

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>>9161722
Heh, can we loot these, Cock?
>Finish Bronzor B with Waterfall

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>>9161636
Not bad yourself.

>>9161722
>It's a hit
>And a pretty solid one at that
[73.2%]

I have no time for games.

>Draco Meteor on A again, same calcs

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cock

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>>9161627
>His EM field is erratic and lashing, far reaching and likely painful for the other Units to deal with
>Steam is ejected from his vents as Unit One hisses loudly, heat distortion visible in the air around him - Unit One used Focus Energy!
>Any further moves of Unit One's that hit will be guaranteed crits
>The cannon on his back lowers and aims at the dummy, static and sparks jumping along the surface
>Unit One used Zap Cannon!

>>9161836
Cock!

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>>9161798
They're shields aren't they? I once sold a honedge for a prestigious amount. Worth every cent, obnoxious damn thing, kept screaming about his clan or something. Made for short work when it came time to get the bastard certified.

>>9161836
>answer water-proof phone
Busy at the moment, call back later.

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>>9161798
>>9161802
>Bronzors knocked out

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>>9161843
>Take notes on One's reactions.
>And notes on the now buckled metal in the wall...
Amazing...
...One do you want me to get that out of you? I think I may have calculated the accuracy protocols incorrectly...

>>9161890
>>9161895
>kick shield
>just in case
Hmf. Not exactly the aegis of heaven are they...

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>>9161579
>Anna walks into the Pokecenter.
>She looks at the counter anxiously.
>Rolling for courage.
I... don't like talking to grownups...

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>>9161890
Heh heh, they sucked at being shields...
>Crit Future Sight activates
GAH
[81%]

>>9161926
Junk then, heh.

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>>9161657
>You failed to notice anything particularly fishy outside of the obvious.
>The obvious being his Flare Uniform.
Counting me? Haven't seen any. Maybe just ask?
>Let Volcarona out of his ball.
Hey, Volcarona? Wanna describe the guy that killed your last trainer

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>>9161962
What are you yelling abou-
>flop
[73.2%]

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>>9161657
>>9161965
>Moth is out.
Ah- There was an Emboar a-and a Blaziken. I think he knew about his team. He wore a black uniform with, uh, a stylized blue P on it.

>>9161077
>The officers finish investigating
Agent: she had a mental break down and resigned
>He passes a piece of paper to Walker
Agent: you go file it, secretary.

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>>9161902
>UNIT ONE: STOP SCRATCHING AT YOUR DRIVE PORT
PLEASE?

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>>9162042
You're going to need to cool off for a bit after this, One.
>Pull the drive out.
>Roll to not burn yourself too badly.

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>>9162009
>Ice Punch one of the downed Bronzors
I don't know what they did but I already don't like them, eh.
Lets go get some actual loot, heh heh.

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>>9161676
...
>he starts tearing up a bit
>a light wheezing can be heard from it
"thank you"

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>>9162085
>unflop
There's going to be danger ahead. Stay alert. Don't touch anything until you've seen every angle.

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>>9162103
...You're welcome, Luca.
>Gently rub mutekipbro's back

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>>9162121
Heh heh, sure.
>Roll to actually heed the warning and nit activate a trap

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>>9161950
It's fine... I think
>Firecat: be on little girl's shoulder and attempt to summon air of superiority and confidence
We got this.

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>>9162017
>Ollie understands none of it, until the Jolteon starts drawing the insignia in the sand.
>Comprehension dawns on his face.
Godsdammit. Ghetsis' Plasma got him.
>He mutters a quick prayer.
Thank you. At least now I know.
>>9161965
>He takes the scarf off, and turns back to Francis.
So much for a desk job for me, hah. I'm gonna have to radio this in, wait for the bosses to get back to me.
Sorry again about the hostility earlier.
Take good care of that Volcarona, alright? He's seen some serious shit.

>Ollie: hit up every officer you have contact info for.
>"Ghetsis' crew killed Rodger. Volcarona's been caught by a Flare guy, I can't feasibly engage. Requesting further orders."
>Wink

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>>9162080
>Well, you still have a hand
COOL OFF. OKAY.
>Unit One gets comfy on the floor next to desk and just stares at Colress
... HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE

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>>9162160
>Both got evens.
>Anna's got this.
>She walks right up to the counter and looks up.
Um, hi! Can you make sure my Litten's okay, and tell me a little bit about what's around here? Thanks!

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>>9162130
>he doesn't say anything
>he just acceot the hug and pats on the back and smiles

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>>9162192
...A few hours at the most. Please avoid using blizzard, it'll warp you- You know that already.
>Put the burning hot drive somewhere it won't melt everything.

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>>9162169
"...damnit. This is no way for a recruit to go, especially someone as new as him"
"If you can find the body that would help but if the trail goes cold, well, try to enjoy the desk job"
"Either way, be cautious and stay safe"
>Message to all Catalyst members on Kalos
>"Presumed Ghetsis Plasma detected in the coastal Kalos area, targeting Catalyst members"
>"Be very cautious of anyone wearing old uniforms."
>Message to N
>"THEY are at it again"

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>>9162156
Onwords I suppose.
>roll to not be a hypocritical fuck and trigger traps

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>>9162268
"Trail's cold, I checked for him when I found his team's bodies."
"Call me if you need somebody sneaky."
"Ollie out."
>Click
>Sigh
>Look for a bar.

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>>9162269
>Click

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>>9162194
"Of course! We'll be glad to take a look at your Litten!"
"Route 7 is to the west of here, which can lead to the Berry Fields, Route 6, and the the cavern which connects us to Cyllage City."
"Route 5, to the east, is the fastest route to Lumiose."
>Nurse Joy: also get a juice box and a bottle of Berry Juice for the obvious green Trainer.

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>>9162378
...Gask I swear to Arceus I will melt the support beams if you laugh at me.

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>>9162032
She...really doesn't seem like she'd do that...
>Gooey's worry continues to grow

can we rp instead of talking about stupid shit in discord

>>9162559
No

>>9162559
I don't know, maybe. Maybe not.

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>>9162521
>Somewhere in the far side of the room
>"Thwip"

>>9162559
Just for that, we're going to talk about sensual sword maintenance
Have fun HB!~

>>9162559
No. Literary canon and cheeki breeki.

>>9162559
(Agreed.)

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>>9162521
Heh heh It's my nature.

>>9162588
>Roll to hear that and hit the floor

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>>9162588
>Fuck
>Duck

>>9162605
Get down!

(Is it me or does it always seem like Jirachi starts freaking out when people talk about non-thread related stuff?)

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>>9162544
This is not right, nothing here is right
>Examining paper
>At least until Kanabo replies

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>>9162616
>Eh?
>Attempt to hit the floor
>Not like he had already failed

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>>9162616
Do not fuck duck

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>>9162649
(It's just you. Bothers me more than it bothers him, and it honestly only bothers me when ooc gets fugging flooded with it.)
>>9162259
>UNIT ONE: RESIST URGE TO POKE COLRESS
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO "CHILL" AND RETURN SECONDARY COMMUNICATION METHODS TO NON THREATENING.
>He settles for just staring at Colress non unlike a hungry cat stares at a bird

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>>9162268
>"Hmm? I just woke up, forgive me for not being up to speed. Who?"

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>>9162693
>well you tried
>granted, you yelled that after he was already going to get hit, but hey
>You tried
...Can you hear me? Don't. Move.

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>>9162657
Something here is wrong.
The office, there was no chair.
This note, shaky too.

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>>9162657
She wouldn't just leave like this.
I...don't know what happened, but...I feel like it isn't good.

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>>9162771
>"Ghetsis loyal Team Plasma, or at least someone hostile to Catalyst that acquired old Team Plasma uniforms, sir"
>"They got one of our newest recruits, MIA"

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>>9162693
>Calculated as a Twinneedle from a level 25 Beedril
>7.1 - 8.3%

>>9162775
Heh... that hurt
>Stay still

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>>9162949
>"Was the new recruit wearing a uniform when it happened? If so I would suggest that everyone temporarily switch to casual wear, at least until this issue can be solved."

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>>9162395
Oh, neat!
Thank you!
>Anna: run off.
>>9162160
Whew... that wasn't so bad.
We can visit the Berry Fields and then try Route Six and Route Seven?

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>>9162870
>>9162916
There's more to it...
>Notice the first letter of each line
>L U N A L A
>Check notes
>Specifically the most recent ones, regarding Anabel's latest outings
>Sun -> Lunala (attempted rape)
>Sun -> Anabel (psychological relief)
...this can't be happening.

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>>9163005
...Alright. Not hearing anything else. Let's just try to take it slow. Are you impaired? Physically at least?

>roll perception to notice things shaped like dying

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>>9163008
"Unsure, but let's assume yes. I'll pass on the suggestion, sir"
>Message to all Kalos members
>"Everyone switch to casual wear until new instructions"

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>>9163116
Heh heh thanks, but I'm fine.
>[73%]
You go ahead, eh

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>>9163291
>Action: Audio: Snoop.

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>>9163051
Yeah, sure.
>Firecat: yawn
... maybe a nap in the berry field? Nice warm grass...

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*bzz bzz*
>i have awoken
>where be flowers?

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>>9163322
Right.

>sneakweed: take point
>carefully
>maybe try not to tpk, yourself and the giant axtol, just a suggestion

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>>9163337
Zeta... you're not Zeta.
You have five seconds to explain why I shouldn't throw you out violently.

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>>9163442
>Multiple minutes of oddly uneventful walking
Heh, all that vent running made you good at sneaking.

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>>9163363
>3
>Anna kinda makes out "nice warm grass"
Well, it's a nice place for a catnap, and I can pick some Berries. For right now, though... let's buy some stuff we might need, and then maybe take a longer catnap, okay?

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>>9163499
-Creator: G.-
-Purpose: Data acquisition.-
-Battle Strength: Inadequate.-
-Reasoning: I do not come with ill intentions.-

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>>9163499
>Curious beep
I heard my name?

>>9163337
...Who are you?

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>>9163071
>Gooey probably doesn't notice the "Lunala"
Any ideas of what happened...?

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>>9159678
I met a trans Florges that wants to be male. What should I do?!

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>>9163556
Noted. G.
Which kind of data acquisition and for who?

>>9163558
>Whispered
>"Be ready for any funny business"

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>>9163535
>sneakweed: go all noodley
Required secondary skills.
>equip notepad: abandoned temples are dangerous
>swamp beast makes a good meat sheild
>unequip

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>>9163646
Yo. Uhh... bad time?

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>>9163558
-Hello. Subject: Zeta.-
-My designation is IBM.-
>>9163646
-That information is classified.
-Apologies.-
-I do not store information of my creators on myself, I move to a certain site for pick up at a designated time.-
>>9163675
_Subject: Alolan Raichu?_
_More data needed..._

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>>9163646
>Zeta: give a quiet beep in confirmation.

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>>9163571
Someone came all the way from Alola to kidnap Anabel, or worse. All related to a recent case I was told to hush.
>Run to the closest payphone
>Dial in Sun's phone number

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>>9163650
Heh, you sure do love that notepad.
>Roll to not get noticed

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>>9163711
Um.... Aloha! I'm sorry, I really don't recognize this number.... Sorry! Who is this?

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>>9163675
No, not really.

>>9163697
That's frankly annoying. But not as annoying that there are confirmed information leaks in this station and now there's one right in front of me.
So tell me, why I shouldn't forcefully make you delete everything you recorded here before letting you go.
Lets be reasonable, and no one will get hurt.

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>>9163769
>Sting

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>>9163711
>Kanabo's heart freezes up.
>Ice grips at his soul,
>Followed by a chilling wrath.

We must find her, solve this case.
This, I cannot stand.
I will fight, e'er unto death.

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>>9163752
Memory is subject to degenerative bias. The notepad is subjective to mine. My bias happens to be the only correct one.
>peak up from sneaky noodle mode

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>>9163546
>Firecat: agree and kinda lean against Anna's head
That sounds nice... Those birds tired me out, which is probably a bad thing... ah well, you won't do something silly if I fall asleep without you, right?

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>>9163826
Nope! I promise I'll be right here!
>Anna: pull out crayons.

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>>9163769
Agent Eugene Walker, International Police. We worked in catching a corrupt cop some weeks ago along Anabel.
Let's cut to the chase, Anabel is missing.

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>>9163711
...
>Gooey's worry seems to spike, followed by anger
We have to find her.

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>>9163807
>You peak right into a Lv 50 Gabite
>It doesn't seem happy

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>>9163843
Alright... good...
>Firecat: pass the fuck out on top of Anna

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>>9163795
>Stung
OW!! Why???
>>9163848
Wait... Annie?? Annie is gone?? But... Annie is... Annie doesn't get beat!! Annie's strong, she wouldn't let someone just take her!! Annie wouldn't...
>His voice cracks a bit
Annie wouldn't just abandon me like that!!

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>>9163794
>Attempt: Roll: To not panic.
-I would rather not be scrapped for parts, sir.-
-Please.-

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>>9163885
...Hello there. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mew?

>Dragon Pulse
>252 SpA Adaptability Dragalge Dragon Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gabite: 256-304 (179 - 212.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9163796
>>9163869
We must.

>>9163909
Please calm down, I know about your traumatic experience. I need to know everything about that night, find a clue to Anabel's location.

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>>9163937
Leave. Now. Or else, bro.
>Ray attempts to appear intimidating, which means starting to spark up.

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>Anabel: Try to not think about your hunger.
>Fiddle with your chair now that you're a bit more clearheaded.
>Tear up the upholstery.
>...
>Rolling.

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>>9163900
>Anna doodles a little, then dozes off with her face in her drawing.
>For a kid, she's had a pretty exciting day.

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>>9163937
Neither do I. So please delete everything you recorded and go away, quickly. And I want you to prove you deleted it all.
>Beep booping the pokedex
>Hal the Porygon 2 pops in

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>>9163957
>>9163992
-Self-preservation set at 255.-
-I cannot let you do that.-
>IBM: Hit the computer: Cyberspace Warp.

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>>9163965
No, no, no, fuck. I thought I put a pokeball or something in here.
Fuck.
>She falls into the dirt and curls up.
Mr. Looker, why aren't you here...

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>>9164018
>Zeta: Immediately give chase. Cyberspace warp.
GET BACK HERE

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>>9163940
Heh heh... damn. Fast.

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>>9163949
>That was a bad way to word that
>Sun starts to panic and tries to force on a peppy, happy tone
Haha, you're silly, Walker! Nothing happened, it was just a nightmare!! I'm sorry if I worried you guys...

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>>9164018
>Hal gives chase
>Attempt to Thunder Wave the fleeing PorygonZ

>>9164059
stop lying to yourself

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>>9164047
...I was hoping to search the body for anything useful but that may be a bit difficult unless you happen to have a roll of duct tape and a ladder on hand.

Shall we move along?

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>>9164059
The only nightmare here is Anabel's very real disappearance. Her office is a mess and there's an odd letter of resignation that the higher ups got caught hook, line and sinker.
So please, help me help you and help Anabel.

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>>9164041
>>9164060
>IBM, cheat and get away because I swear to god I can never plot because my family needs me as soon as I plot.

>>9164059
All you're going to do is make him suspicious, Sun.

>>9164059
Lying to the police? What would your mother think?

>>9164059
Just admit it, Sun. The happy mask's not working.

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>>9164039
>Try to stop shaking.
>Get up.
>Roll to suppress the bad thoughts and come up with a plan.

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>>9164077
>Faildubs
>You know what that means
>"BONNNNNNNNG"

>>9164165
Youre pathetic what would Looker think?

>>9164165
Guzzlord

>>9164178
Looker would think that bush looks a little strange.

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>>9164174
Oh for the love of- DUCK AGAIN
>attempt to do that

>>9164209
Yeah, it's got a dragalge in it.

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>>9164178
>>9164199
I need a plan..
>>9164209
...
...
>Look for Ultra Space foliage.

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>>9163992
Dude.
Uh, like, we need better firewalls.
That, and, like, putting the important stuff where Pories can't fuck it.

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>>9164111
>Zeta: come back grumbling about the one that got away
>captcha sebastian 6000
>why yes that is who the pory-z is returning to

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>>9164074
>>9164114
>>9164123
>>9164134
>For those who don't know, I've been treating the random anons who've been taunting Sun as his anxiety and self loathing acting up
>Sun; rolling for composure
>>9164105
I'm sorry, I don't know anything, I can't help you find Annie because I don't know I don't know I'm sorry I'm sorry I wish I could help...

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>>9164231
>Nope.
I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!
>Roll to stave off the suicidal thoughts and keep looking.

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>>9164210
>What kind of trap goes BONG?
>A Bronzong (Lv50) levitating your way, that is
>And being noisy enough to attract a few friends
>Two Sandslash (Lv40) burrow out of the ground

>>9164279
annie its easy
just pull the trigger