/scaly/ - Scaly General #226 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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>>9158294
I want to be a Tama! *

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Found a RARE Lizzie for the guy who lost his folder

>tott
Found it when I began using /trash/ and saw a reptile/scalie threads

>>9158368
>You will never have an antropomorphic lizard pet.

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>TotT
Was on /tg/, some people mentioned that hopefully dragon vore threads would get moved to /trash/ instead of just deleted. Came to /trash/, found vore thread, found scaly thread. Continued to find scaly threads until they became /scaly/ - Scaly General #whatever.
I really liked last year's April Fool's, though; it was interesting to see what furry stuff /scaly/ is into!

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>TotT

Day one. I made the first iteration of the OP template for thread #4.

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>Hey kid, want some /ss/?

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TFW no snek gf

tott: Came to trash for zootopia threads,saw scaly threads staying strong, so i just started posting.

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>>9158266
>TotT
I saw it on /trash/ when I first visited, but for some reason I didn't really start coming here regularly until around thread 70.

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>>9158266
TotT: Some thread I was in on another board (/v/, iirc) got moved here and I decided to browse the catalogue. /scaly/ caught my attention and I've been here ever since.

>>9158266

I came to trash a year ago because of the lewd Endtown threads, and I saw /scaly/ and thought, "Well, I was only reading Endtown for the lizard-butts anyway; I'm staying here from now on."

And now I'll be here forever.

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Just opened the /trash/ catalog when it started.
Then I asked if I could dump narse, then lurked and posted on occasion.

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>>9158735
How is Endtown's scaly butts? (Always surprised I don't ever see scales from comics like that or Bae from nitw here)

>>9158266
>tott
I saw people mention trash in other boards and came here.
Before there were any generals. If there were since day one, they hadn't made a counter or hit double digits yet.

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>Uh, you are uncut, right anon?

>>9160156
>Do I look like a jew to you?

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>Have become a victim of fraud and someone spent $60 today using my card
>Card now frozen and have to wait 3-7 days before I can dispute those transactions
>Have to wait a 7-10 before a replacement card finally arrives.
>thankfully have a separate account with a couple hundred still on it
How is /scaly/ doing today?

>>9160156
I wonder if dragons would see the act of circumcision as barbaric?

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>>9160288
Alright, I guess.

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>>9160288
I took x-rays for a future chiropractor visit

Now I'm going to go home to a computer so I can stop phoneposting

>>9160330
Most sane people do.

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>>9160347

That is my favourite WW picture.

>>9160288
I went swimming and did some work. Not as much as I should have though, losing steam after a week of nothing but schoolwork.

>>9160330
>So, look here, we chop the tip of the foreskin off because god told us to.
>No way.
>Yahweh.

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>>9160370

>>9160380
>>9160364
Why is it so prevalent?

>>9160394
Jews.

>>9160394
I really don't know why anyone but jews do it.
I don't understand why jews do it either.

Like congrats, it takes you 2 seconds less time to clean your dick in the shower, enjoy those missing nerve endings and lackluster orgasms the rest of your life.

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>>9160156
>Shitpost
>But quality wife material
Fuck it, have a (you)

>>9160407
>literally 2% of US population
>much less in other countries
>somehow this affects a fuckton of the porn
I'm starting to wonder if people just find cut dicks hotter.

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>>9160446

>>9160430
Its pretty prominent in africa as a coming-of-age ritual of sorts
I heard that it's because people thinks it's healthier, or some other equally snake-oil like reason.

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>>9160463

>>9160459
The jews run the porn industry.
Not trying to go full /pol/ but even the stereotypical porn monger is a jew

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>>9160394
Because people were really persuasive back in the early 60's and figured everyone else would follow suit without questioning it.
Which is inevitably what happened. It's a shame really, I spent 3 years growing enough dick skin to stimulate having foreskin. It's such a god damn shame that people can't take up their own stances on decisions like infant mutilation.

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>>9160478

>>9160486
The few partners I've been with have all told me that I was the first person they've met that was uncut. It's a shame that just having a natural body is so uncommon.

>>9160430
I've never heard conclusive evidence for the nerve ending and orgasm arguments. It's mostly a r/atheism meme at this point.

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>>9160504

>>9160593
That's pretty hot.

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>>9160537
I think its pretty inarguable about the nerve ending thing
It's probably not a huge difference but being uncut is definitely more sensitive.

Now the real question is why is uncut dicks so common in furry porn?

>>9160667
>uncut
cut
cut is common

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>>9160680
This is true.

I want more uncut dicks. Dunno why all moonrunes hentai have cut dicks

>>9160593
>paint me like one of your Kalos girls, master....

>>9160667
The best orgasms I've had I haven't even touched my dick but was shoving my dildo against my prostate, so frankly it's irrelevant there. You can take my foreskin, but I'll die over my prostate.

As for your question, probably because they're 'normal ' and nobody wants to be 'abnormal. '

>>9160527
See, and that's the fucking weird part.
And then you go to have sex and everything gets awkward because they've never seen an uncut dick.

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>>9160667
That's a good question.

>>9160347
>>9160370
awful,shitty and not correct at all

kyselves

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>>9160667
>>9160680
The best answer is massive nonhuman dragon cocks.
Apologies for the vore; my normal scaly porn folder is nearly 100% solo girls and lesbians, very few dicks to be found.

>>9161062
I feel like something like that would happen to a human trying to fuck a massive, huge dragon cock.

>>9161062
That's not how the urethra works.

>>9158266
>TotT
Started using trash a few months ago, saw /scaly/ and realised I was a bigger scalefag than I thought.

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>>9160841

>>9161425
yes, I know that you`re stupid

>>9158558
Hey I posted that screenshot before

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>>9161187
Dragon magic!

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>Shadow and Might trailers for For Honor are getting me pretty hype.
>Remember there are no dedicated servers, Warden "nerf" ended up doing nothing, PK still has massive damage on her fast as fuck zone and unpunishable chained light, and they gave Lawbringer a 5050 just for blocking an attack.
Great game. Glad I uninstalled.

How's the weather, /scaly/?

>>9160288
last weekend i had three grand taken out of my account and had to wait until today to get reimbursed.

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>>9160288
Faced with a small personal dilemma, otherwise a quiet day.

>>9161598
where can I get one of these?

>>9162151
Good. Getting dark but it's still warm.

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>>9161598
Do you have that mockup of the Tigrex chair?

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>>9162530

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>>9162607
Thanks.

>>9162607
I'd actually buy that.

>>9162827
It would make me uncomfortable, I'd like the ostrich pillow though.

>>9163010
What? Ostrich pillow? Is there somewhere with more ideas like this?

>>9162151
freezing and being swarmed by mosquitoes

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>>9163151
That thing in >>9161598 is called an ostrich pillow.

>>9162151
The sky is light grey with patches of clearer light peeking through like a thick blanket above your head. Rain is falling, light and sporadic, it sounds like the fingers of a man awaiting execution, nervously tapping on a table. Yet birds are singing, almost in defiance of the oncoming storm. The air smells fresh and wet and it reminds me of how nature should be; it doesn't try to be anything it isn't, and doesn't care. It just is.

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>>9163259
WOW, didn't know that!
It makes sense!

>>9162151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f25R9Gl6FWc&t=26m18s

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>>9158413
>I really liked last year's April Fool's, though; it was interesting to see what furry stuff /scaly/ is into!

Thought it was kind of shitty honestly, I mostly recall one guy posting generic furshit for the day and that's all what it really amounted to. This years' QUALITY April Fools however was a lot more engaging for the general as a whole seeing it was still on-topic.

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>>9163513
I agree, this year's was a lot of fun (I even drew this guy for it). Was just thinking about older /scaly/ stuff. Don't remember what the TotT was for #100, unfortunately.

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Childhood raping imminent!

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>>9158266
Found /tg/ and through it 4Chan searching kobold porn. Started to also browse /k/. Took a two year internet break. /tg/ went to shit.

Can't quite remember how I got here, but I've been here since scaly #1. Fucking memory.

Holy shit has quality declined on /tg/ and /k/.

>>9163961
>that knot
Nice

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>>9162151
Detroit here. Raining constantly and cold (mid 40's) last 2 days, not supposed to stop until saturday. Kinda depressing, but it doesn't bother me very much because i know that this kind of weater is normal this time of year where i live, and that it's going to get really awesome (and stay that way until late September) in a couple of weeks. Me and some buddies are considering racing a few small sailboats on lake st. Clair once things clear up. Gonna be lit.

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>>9163640
I believe it was favorite moments of /scaly/.

Also cute hungry dargon.

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What's /scaly/ listening to right now?

Normally listen to industrial metal and techno, but im trying to relax RN so I'm listening to stuff like this:

https://youtu.be/q1htG32jAFk

https://youtu.be/4t84Y2T3PmM

https://youtu.be/NQXVzg2PiZw

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Kobolds should be treated like objects. Their holes treated like storage for food or small farming instruments. When picking fruit from trees, workers should strap them to their back upside down with speculums holding their slits wiiiiide open. Just toss the fruit right in there until they're stuffed full and then get the next one after you put the full one away in storage.

>>9164311
Right now nothing, but I've got these lined up:
http://shop.romdiprisco.com/album/umc2
https://michaelbijker.bandcamp.com/album/be-here-now-3
https://michaelbijker.bandcamp.com/album/from-this-day-on
http://music.aljoshakonstanty.com/album/cuit-ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PCHyHvLr4M

Also I might go give CBL's Interloper another listen through, because that's by far my favorite album of all time.

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>>9164311
Second song makes me think of some massive dieselpunk/industrial starship emerging out of a cloud/bank of mist, with an assload of spotlights turning on at the climax.

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>>9164362
And how do you deal with the kobolds that don't want to work and get stuffed?

How shall they and their slits be punished?

>>9164362
haha what

>>9164420

They're not given a choice. Their arms and legs are bound. An object isn't supposed to walk away.

>>9164362
I once remember a campain where our party, which was like half dragonborns, got trapped in a cave filled with kobold eggs, i think due to a storm or some kind of passing evil entity outside we were hiding from. It was long enough that starvation became a factor, and we survived by cooking and eating like ~70% of the eggs.

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>>9164311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxov0BQ2fpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoO06dGedxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7s7R13afCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbcRTZTrBf8

Was watching yoshesque's most recent playthrough of Bayonetta and it makes me wanna play it again.

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>>9164420
Process their bodies on an industrial scale in order to isolate any draconic generic material, and then once the genome is complete, make the neccasary changes to ensure my comfort, and then use it to create a dragon body which i then transfer my consciousness into.

>>9164485
>psytrance

Holy shit that beings back memories, i used to be super into that stuff back in highschool.

>>9164453

Kobolds are slaves. Lowly slaves. The lowest. They don't deserve to be treated like anything more than property.

Did I mention their vaginal secretions are excellent for extending the shelf life of food and that they have *very* durable wombs?

>>9164311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAOtc_yBO0&index=1&list=RD1lAOtc_yBO0

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>>9164530

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>>9164362
>>9164420
>>9164460
>>9164464
>>9164530
>>9164590

Bruh.

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>>9164254
He's adding some pilfered gold to his hoard. Given he stores his hoard in his belly, it can look a bit odd.
Here's another drawing from about a year and a half earlier. Was going to be the first of two or maybe 3 parts, but couldn't get the perspective right for the second one.

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>>9164692


Normie get OUT!

>>9164590

Kobolds interspersed with sacks of wheat and barley and sugarcane all lined up in rows inside of a cellar. The kobolds are either moaning in pain or have dull, lifeless looks in their eyes. It's no use struggling - the farmhand would come beat them again if they resisted. The pain from the odds and ends stuffed into them paled in comparison to what Seresa would do to them if she found so much as a grain of her harvest on the ground.

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>>9164311
Been listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8liBJa4Zg
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSr2Aj3RtaA
>>9164485
>Bayonetta music
Great fucking taste, anon.

>>9164362
What if you make one a sex slave?

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I wrote a story for /hmofa/ about heat hungry space lizards, and someone there said I should share it with /scaly/. It's a little long and dry in parts, especially towards the end, but I hope some part of it is enjoyable.

>pastebin.com/xut4JcCV
>tags: M(Human) x F(FF)(Anthro Reptile), oral, tonguejob, vaginal (cloacal?) penetration, minor exhibitionism, minor polygamy, impractical belt mining operations, 8.5k words

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I need some nipdragons

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oops i drew a snek

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>>9167509
I'm sorry, but my supply of nip nong ching chong is limited.

>>9158294
Is something wrong with this tama?

>>9164311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDfFxTkGw7E

I never read Dorsai and the text might be a bit edge, but I do like the tune.

>>9164590
>kobolds
>vagina

dogboldfag go home

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Kiss me

>>9168082
is that a snek or a lizzer
i only kiss lizzer

>>9167587
Why is snek so meaty?

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I want to fuck this monster.
I want to BE this monster.

>>9168187
be this monster so i can get fucked by this monster

yes i know the cocks are gonna be impractically huge, but i can deal with that

>>9164311
That fucking dragon. The fucker is never gonna update again is he?

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What would a scaly martial art look like?

>>9168454
>tailchi
Tail would probably play a big role
Either as a whip, like Iguanas do or as "third leg" providing stability, like komodos

>>9168454
Martial arts kind of get fucky when you have several small knives on your fingers at all times.

>>9168786
I guessed as much, yeah.
What about bites?

>>9168853
And when you have hands for feet, too.

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>>9168184
Look how thicc he is dude

>>9169043
Cute
[memespoiler]but how thicc is his dicc[/spoiler]

>>9168194
Suckle the tip and give it a hugjob?

>>9169107
Personally i would want it close to hyper

>>9169581
forearm size or slightly smaller would be perfect
just make sure it can still fit in the mouth

>>9169228
Of course!
And make sure the other cock is pointed at a bathtub.

>>9169618
I 100% agree.

>>9169650
>You will never drink immense amounts of tama semen straight from the tap forming a slightly bloated belly while preparing a cum bath.

>>9169795
I would be careful about drinking that stuff. Soap poisoning and everything.

If anything, rub it all over yourself to rinse off later. It might not smell like shower gel, but I imagine it works the same.

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is there anything about this dragon that isn't cute?
i bet his cock is cute, too
hell this is the kind of dragon where even his morning breath might be cute

>>9167877

Not a dogbold! I meant to say egg chamber fluids.

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>>9166681
Hot and lewd, I liked it! What is /hmofa/

>>9167587
Thicc

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>>9170085
his ears aren't cute
they're all weird and lumpy, like a goblin's

>>9166437

Go for it! Just don't mix the sex slaves with the containers. Unless you want your own cum-flavored food that is.

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>>9168219
It looks like the original webtoon is still updating, so I guess its just the translator
A shame, it was one of the only asian comics I've seen where the "dragon transforms into a human" wasn't just an excuse to treat them like a generic anime girl 90% of the time. And it was actually really funny, despite the kind of strange korean humor sometimes.

>>9171192
That was really mean
Now look what you did

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>>9171515
>Forget to resize
Every time

>>9171573
Remy looks like the luck dragon from Neverending Story

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>>9171593
Still beats my usual 'this looks like a goat'
You're now imagining Falkor with lipstick

>>9164530
dude, me next!

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>>9164362
kobolds are nothing more than servants for dragonkind

although, the ones that behave can surely be treated with a mild degree of respect

>>9171505
It looks like the translator just stopped updating at the end of the first "season" or whatnot, yeah. Pity, because I really was getting into it.

>>9171192
That's not nice, maybe if you hung out with him you would me nicer.

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What's the /scaly/ equivalent of Baneposting?

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>>9172711

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>>9172711

>>9171898

Surely not all kobolds are lucky enough to be serving a dragon master or mistress?

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>>9168454
Probably involve a lot of claws, or yeah, using the tail for balance. Maybe using it as a weapon if it's long enough. Otherwise, mostly the same.

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>>9171505
I want to gently pet that dragon.

>>9173746
Only the luckiest of the lucky

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>>9173340

>>9173814

What of the ones who don't have that luck?

>>9173885
I assume they get served instead

>>9173934

As part of a platter?

>>9173953
Or a pile, depending on just how much silverware is in a given hoard

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How do you eat chips with your feet on a couch anyway?

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>>9173971
Holy crap, I forgot all about that one
So many other things I want to finish, and instead I sat here making the Remy I never intended to be more than a joke sketch.
Last post, I swear, I just wanted to finish a Remy for once

>>9173960

What of ones who don't live near dragons? Surely there must've been some thieving kobolds captured by those they tried to steal from?

>>9174142

You drew that one too? Most of my favourite awwy sawwy fan art seems to be from you.

>>9174142
That is really kissable and cute.

I hope you wouldn't mind finishing the Adine one, because it's also really sweet.

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>>9164182

Yeah, things are cold and wet here in The D...

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How did he end up on /b/?

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>>9174637
Long tongues are great

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me after looking at this thread

>>9173827
This one's great

>>9158266
>TotT

browsing an s/fur thread on /b/, then an anon stated that more scales could be found in trash.

>i only visit /trash/ for /scaly/ and /nitw/.

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What's the lowest score you can get with an explicit picture?

>>9175128
Wrong thread
>>9096872

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>>9176391
I like really, really like this thread
would reccomend stealing the images

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>tott
In This Thread

Does anyone have that story with the male dragon being bound and milked by a machine to create an aura of pleasure or something?

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For some reason, people fawn over the dragon in this picture. But why?

>>9178367
He looks kinda hot.

>>9178367

Never seen that before, but that Dragon is pretty hot.

>>9178647
>>9178778
It's the chest, isnt it? The face is cute and cool but it's got that chest.

>>9178802
I only saw the chest once I nodded in agreement
The face works, too

>>9178802

That's what I was thinking.

>>9178814
>>9178824
I thought he was attractive too but I just got interested in the psychology behind it.
Like how a typical to a female for is basically "8 - >" os something like that.

>>9178884

>* Like how a typical attraction to a female...

>>9173340
can someone explain why this green dragon is a meme here?

>>9178802
Its the combination of the chest, the expression, and the forward leaning intimidating pose that implies things other than simple animalistic aggression.

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>>9168454

Realistically, it's going to be more on looking cool/impressive than actually being dangerous. The extreme majority of guns make scales useless as a defense, and by being ranged means that you'd have to get extremely close to the target and deliver an incapacitating strike in the <5 seconds it would take a concealed carrier to start taking shots.

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>>9173827
oh, we have an autistic flag now too? how long before we start getting government-sponsored surgeries to turn us into dragons?

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>>9178894
Forced

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hypothetical situation, /scaly/: the people on this thread have two choices, those who so choose will get to turn into their ideal non-OP dragon body, but the catch is that the rest of the people in the thread get randomly paired off with one of them and have to fuck. Each pair must bring the other to orgasm. For convenience sake, the number of people who choose to become VS fuck a dragon are equal. However, things like gender and sexual preference is the same as IRL (unless somebody's ideal dragon body involves changing those things).

what choice do you take, /scaly/?

Personally I'd go dragon, even if i have to fuck some fat disgusting turbosperg.
Because billboard, bro.

>>9179275
Be the dragon and hope I get lucky. If not I'll force them to bathe and teach them better hygiene before fucking them.
Then I may try to get them on a better diet and help them get a job if they're not completely hopeless.

The real question is, assuming the government won't come after you, what work would you be best suited for now as a dragon. Would you rather keep your current job or try something else?

>>9179373
Currently an intern/student working on a ME degree in aerospace. It would be really ironic, but as long as i can still CAD and safely use a machine shop, i should be fine.

if that doesn't work out for whatever reason, i could always turn to making porn. that would be a dead last resort though, i still value my dignity.

>>9179373
well to be fair >>9179275 Implied that you only need to fuck them once. though i see no reason you can't start a relationship if they turn out to be actually likeable.

>>9164590

I would [spoiler]marry[/spoiler] a kobold and [spoiler] happily live out the rest of my years with her.[/spoiler]

>>9179275
Be the dragon, without question.

As a dragon I cast a spell that makes the other anon into a hot kobold then get them to cimax.

Depending on their reaction I eat them, keep them or let them go.

>>9179750
IDK if spells fall under OP powers. There's fire breath and maybe flight, but both of those things could work in real life via biology.

>>9179785
>Biology
>dragons flying
Anon...

>>9179894
What's so implausible about that? As long as they don't have literal scales of iron, and aren't stupidly yuge (inverse square law), I don't see the problem.

>>9179894
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a dragon
should be able to fly.


The dragon, of course, flies anyway


because dragons don't care
what humans think is impossible.

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>>9179974

>>9180033

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>>9179275
Be the dragon
Even in the worst case scenario, just think of it like a fleshlight you don't want to look at
And if you don't climax from getting your prostate flattened by multiple feet of dragon dong, you probably aren't in this thread in the first place.
It probably wouldn't be that bad though. The vast majority of people are at least average, with a little work.
And what kind of self-respecting dragon turns down the opportunity to enjoy some physical worshipping?
They can be the first devotee of my new cult.

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>>9179969
>>9179894

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>>9179070
>now

>>9180990
>>9180988
>Just having a casual conversation mid-fuck

>>9181050
To be fair, I have had conversations on a roller coaster before

>>9181050
You mean you don't talk to your partner during sex
[spoilers don't work here]what am I saying? We are all virgins here [/spoilers continue to not be a thing]

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When dealing with Snakes, reminder to Pour vodka on its nose and watch as it thrashes about in pain and discomfort and then throw a lit match onto it.

>>9182415
>you don't talk to your partner during sex
Yeah you do.
Good communication is the cornerstone of good sex.

>>9182467
>Commander, I have a new reserch subject...

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>>9182467
That doesn't sound very nice.

>>9182512
Reread his post. That first sentence was a question.

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>>9182526
Not all Snayyks can be your waifu anon.

I'm just trying to help out my fellow human posters on how to genocide with the coming 6 million scalien menace

>>9182674
Sorry, the lack of a question mark confused me.

>>9182759
Understandable.

>>9182683
that looks fun

>>9172006
The webtoon is suuuper past the season the translator ended at. There are like two issues of season 2 that got translated but never typeset and uploaded anywhere, but you can read them directly on the site it's uploaded to with some translation overlay tool the translation group has.

>>9179009
Aren't dragon scales in myth often assumed to be so super powerful that only magic weapons could hurt them? What makes you think guns would do anything?

>>9183170
If we're going with the "magic exists" route you can just enchant the gun/bulelts.
>dragon touch AC
Don't make me laugh fatty lizardbutt.

>>9183205
>Implying I'm talking about vidja gems
>Implying that most people would have access to magic guns like most people would have access to magic swords

>>9183366
What is this setting you're creating on the fly?
>vidja gems
Tabletop games*

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>>9183366

If it's vidya gems you just throw snowballs at them (Ice over Derg)!

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>>9166437
Please do, they love it

>>9183170
My fantasy setting is like that (near immunity to physical attacks)but for almost every species. Armor plus a ridiculously strong hide makes anything 10mm and under pretty much useless.
Archaic weapons like bows and swords still see a lot of use because you can enchant a blade and an arrow, but not a bullet. However you can enchant a gun to make the bullets go faster.

Sorry it's not that on topic, I just really wanted to talk about that.

>>9183511
If type advantage was all it took, a L1 Glaceon could beat 2/3 of Champion Iris's team.

>>9163961
>Two year internet break

Mormon?

>>9181042
Christ I wish I could have a relationship like this.

Even if I didn't get to be a cute dragon.

I can't actually tell if this is straight or gay and I don't really care, honestly.

[spoilerslol]It's funny because I'm actually working on a book related to dragons, so self-inserting as the red guy was quite easy.[/spoilers]

>>9163961
Is that the fucking imp teacher from that one comic?

Fuck, did they ever show whether or not he was really killed? I couldn't tell he was supposed to be dead after that attack and I was pissed 'cause he's cute.

>>9184545
>Christ I wish I could have a relationship

ftfy

Fucking college making people too busy.

>>9184545
Also, preemptively: yes, I just noticed that it's two chicks and a dude. Honestly, I'm just enough of a fag that the idea of two dudes and a chick is a bit more appealing, but eh.

>>9184602
>>9184545
Normally, i'd see this kind of thing as highly degenerate but Skadjer draws this situation so tastefully that it doesn't bother me at all. It's kind of cute, in fact.

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>>9184647
>highly degenerate

>>9184706
I guess you got me there ;^)

In any case, i'm glad Skadjer isnt ded 5ever and is still drawing well.

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>>9181018
>Collects the semen in her palm then laps it up.
Oh baby.

Also someone wanted weeb dragons?

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Anyone else here browse porn even when you're not horny and have no intention of masturbating? I'll browse e621/4chan all the time when Im bored and just appraise things without doing anything sexual, even if I do get a boner.

>>9184647
I feel ya, nice to see this situation not tumblrized

I think a more-than-two-person relationship would be really great, but I also feel like it's impossible for me. I'd need to find two people who I can really love, and they'd also need to love each other, and be open to it. It would need to be a perfect scenario.

Sometimes that makes me sad, and I don't really know why. It's kind of like... jealousy is built-in, you know? It's a part of us. I don't really like that.

>>9185416
I look at it all the damn time. I don't need to fap just because I get a boner though, I usually wait until I'm about to go to sleep or get a shower or something.

>>9185418
I was having trouble putting my finger on why i felt that way but I think you just nailed it. If this was drawn by a lesser artist, the characters would be awful over-designed neon colored OCs with dyed hair and piercings and the dialogue would be filled with all that new age mysticism about genders and politics.
It's not and it's great because of that.

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>>9185416
All the time, how else am I supposed to amass a large stockpile?

>>9185416
Well i'm here all the time so that probably counts as kind of passively browsing porn. I don't go actively looking for until I'm "in the mood" though.

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>>9185416
Yeah, but for the most part it's generally passive. I don't save as much scaly porn as I used to, so I try to refrain from reposting older things here.

Likewise, this makes finding an OP image harder.

>>9185807
>tittie claws gang and Mr hyper dick

I'm sad to see that the only way deathclaws became popular was by making them so normie.

>>9185416
I will gladly look over some of bethesda's faults if we can have some talking deathclaws again

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>>9185897
Wish granted, but they're shitty characters whose backstory is retcons after retcons of bullshit. There's also a werewolf-equivalent Deathclaw form you can take on that scales off terribly later in the game.

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>>9185977
Hang on, let me chug my Bethesda licensed NukaCola!™ I got with my pre-order.

Booobs on deathclawws is worse than cancer

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>>9186162
Fine then, have this flat-chested dickgirl.

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>>9186162
Something wrong anon? :3

Say anything critical about me and my thousands of followers will harass you into oblivion. :^)

Don't forget to donate to my pateron!

Take a great and sexycute design and blast it into oblivion with the most cancerous fetish on the internet

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>>9186235
I don't save piss/scat/vore pics.

>>9186235
?????
?

>>9186235
might aswell
All of those fall into the same autism spectrum

People talk about how great the scaly threads are, yet shit like fur,boobs, and other degenerate fetishes get posted everyday
disgusting

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>>9186335
the fuck off and go somewhere else

>>9185416
That's like 90% of the time i'm here.

>>9185695
Are you me?

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>>9186335
Boobs vs DFC discussion has always been a thing here, but if you're only complaining and not posting anything then you can bugger off.

>>9186235
Anything is better than the herm meme.

>>9186205
Is he really like that? I just save the screenshots and don't read anything.

>>9187124
Nah, I was in a Discord with him for a short while and he was pretty chill from what I saw, didn't say much.

That behavior you asked about is very much tumblr tho. People can get pretty pretentious.

>>9184893
>collects semen and laps it up

Hottest thing ever, especially when cute guys do their own. I saw a small time webcam dude who didn't have a ton of viewers (presumably because he didn't put in the effort to shave clean his entire body, but I don't mind that) do some amateur stuff for about an hour but the hottest thing was when he finally came buckets he caught it all in his hand and licked it off finger by finger. Even stuck out his tongue to show off the snowball. Was hot af.

Never saw him again, I assume he found some other way to pay the bills.

I'd be curious to ask what people here think of body hair, but considering we like scales, I don't think its relevant.

If you like nipples on a reptile you should jump off a bridge

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god fucking dammit sanzo

I had a friend going to kemoket and comitia who was also picking up some stuff for me, and sanzo only posted that he was going to be there the evening before so I couldn't relay it in time

I really wanted that dragon cafe thing of his too ;_;

>>9184647
skadjer is still alive?

Now that /awsw/ has died, are the mods going to be kept updated or is that all?

>>9188767
FUCKING CON ONLY MEME.

>>9184893
>Hair, let alone human hair on reptiles Disgusting

>>9189149
Fucking phone "disgusting" shouldn't be in the greentext. Point remains though. Human hair on any animal ruins art

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>>9180661
>bones filled with methane
Stab a dragon right in the arm bone, drop a lit match in the wound and RUN.

>>9180661
whoever made this is unironically retarded

Did we ever get that story of an adventurer fucking a wide hipped scaly trap in his genital slit yet?

>>9183533
I wanna do lewd things to that kobolds penis

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>>9189149

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>>9189504

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>>9189549

>>9189149
I don't know, It's pretty cute a reptile girl would think to impress you by wearing a wig.

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>>9189555

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>>9183170
>>9183205
>>9183678
Personally, I like my magical realms when they aren't ripping my suspension of disbelief to shreds, and realistically, even if you take the hardest and most resiliant inorganic material we currently know of and make it into armor (and this would be orders of magnitude more resilient than anything organic could ever hope to be), a small-sized EFP/shaped-charge would absolutely tear it up. (Spallation will likely finish any vulnerable internals.)

As you progress in time and technology, the old (largely imagined) balance between physical offense and physical defense is skewed more and more.
The best defense has always been "don't get it", but as time passes, this is more the case.

I'm not saying we humans are OP, because we're kind of wimpy physically (especially compared to huge, smart ferals and dragons and stuff), but the tools we make are absolutely fucking terrifying against any possible imaginable organics.

When you throw the great plot device called "magic" into the mix, you can shake things up a bit and even it out a little. ...but not enough before it gets cringey to read.
Best to leave out firearms altogether (or simply write a realistic setting, where every other civilized/sentient creature respects the human war machine as much as humans do).

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>>9188767
That really fucking blows man.

Why must Sanzo be so reclusive?

>>9188767
I actually wanted to know if she would be a fat jap or not.

>>9189625
she?

>>9189630
People have said Sanzo's a girl.

With all the stories being about female dragons getting handsome human males I was wondering if she's ugly herself or just maybe projects herself as ugly.

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>>9189649
that makes sense

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>>9189625
>>9189649
>tfw you find out Sanzo is an actual dragoness

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>>9189669

>>9189374
[spoiler] do you play second life? That's me, and I'd love a recurring fuck buddy/owner [/spoiler]

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>>9189748
>>9189755
HLGGHWAWH
I wouldn't be able to do anything except kissing her snout if I ever met her
lord Yahweh give me strength

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>>9189748
>>9189755
Jesus post a warning next time, my doc has been warning me about my heart.

>>9189754
No, but I really should, been meaning to use some of the avali mods for it

>>9188898
the comic I posted is from Dragon's Hoard 6 which came out last month
So yeah, Skadjer is apparently alive after all.

>>9189940
good to hear, he's probably one of the bigger reasons why I got into all this bullshit a decade or so ago

>Bump limit

Topic time

>>9189614
>a small-sized EFP/shaped-charge would absolutely tear it up
Yeah in my setting explosives are still incredibly effective but hard to come by.

>>9188767
I'm keeping an eye on iguana, she has a new doujin coming out that's going to be available for mailing afterwards.
I wonder if it will appear as a separate link or on her booth?

>>9190011
>iguana
who?

>>9189962
>tott: Do you commission any scaly art?

>>9190024
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=158219
I don't really care about the contents as much as I refuse to let any more monster hunter content slip through my fingers after I missed the zinogre special.

>>9189912
Costs 10ish dollars to get a decent looking avatar skin with genitals and some sex shit. C'mon, anon. I can help with the basics if you need help

>>9190073
We did this once, but sure it's been a while since.

>>9189962
"What would be your ideal scaly video game?"

New thread.

>>9190213
>>9190213
>>9190213

>>9190209
I'll put that one on the backburner.

>>9188767
>I knew someone who was selling things at kemoket
>I didn't know Sanzo was there
FUCK