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>big, fluffy fox tails

ree

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>>9155972

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>>9157807

>>9157819
>remmy is popping a boner

>>9157807
I wouldn't do that if I were you Remmy...
>>9157819
And there he goes...

>>9157819
How does she able to have that much sheep in her mouth?

>>9157819
wtf i love vore now

>>9157807
>>9157819
And now Remmy has a vore fetish.

>>9157889
>>9157890
It's not vore if it's not all the way.
>I think
>All I know is that most vore porn usually shows the person entirely inside someone.

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>>9157838
>>9157889
>>9157890
blease stob

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Posting the Dribs request, forgot a layer last time.
Sorry it is not so good, I hope to do better with the next on the list

>>9157920
Eh, I think it could technically be considered vore by some, but it's definitely not what traditional vore is like.

>>9157996
Thanks for the cap!
despite that I ship Remmy with Annake I liked this one too!

>>9158056
I ship Remmy with Anneke, Betty, Charlie, betty's kid, Ozzy, Wolter

>>9157996
Have another!

>>9157464
The main problem is what can you do with them? The only thing other than holding onto them whilst fucking is cleaning them. Have another green about just that.

>He used to clean his horn with his brothers. But when he was outcast, he had to learn how to do it himself.
>It went more or less as well as before, he told himself.
>But there was a reason why rams cleaned each others horns. It helped to build trust and relationships, at least some begrudging tolerance if nothing else.
>Though mostly because they could reach the parts of the horn they couldn't reach.
>There were tools which meant he could reach them with his grit-paper, but he considered them an frivolity.
>So when Ozzy said he'd help Remmy was both grateful and apprehensive.
>He knew what letting another ram take some grit to your horns meant, but what did Ozyy interpret this as?
>In the end he didn't want to hurt Ozzy (more than he had) so he let him at it.
>After teaching him how to apply the oil, sand the horns along the grain, then dust them off with the brush. Then he let him at it.
>"So, uh, Remmy?"
>"Yeah?"
>"You got some big, big horns, huh?
>*Oh fuck, this is turning gay.' "I guess they're long. Yes."
>"Have you ever thought about just getting them cut off? Save yourself the hassle of sanding them?"
>'pfft' "It'd cost me more to have them off than to just grind them my whole life."
>"Really, man? Must be nice that."
>'Nice what?'
>"Anyway, I think I'm done here."
>"But you've only done one horn. Half of one. Most."
>"Yeah. But I thought it'd take less time than it did, and I've got an appointment to keep. Ask Charlie to finish you off and tell her it's a favour to me."
>I waited until I couldn't hear Ozyy before inspecting the damage in the dead TV. Which was much less than I expected.
>The ridges were sanded down almost to the base, but with enough height so the horn kept the texture. Not my style, but I guess I could try it out.
>'Well. Time to visit Charlie.'

>>9157935
>Sorry it is not so good, I hope to do better with the next on the list
no worries, practice make perfect.

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>>9157996
>>9158082

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>>9157794
ipoke makes such fluffy characters.

>>9158142

rim the foxhole

>>9158082
The aardwolves (or smaller animals) can play with them.

>>9158154
Why would they be offended by it? If anything they should enjoy it.

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>>9158154
>Those names.

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>>9157807
>When Remmy has to introduce Betty to his parents

>>9158403
>When Remmy and Betty find out both of their parents are swingers in a relationship with eachother.

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Goodnight /ztg/, and sorry again requester, I'll try to fix the work tomorrow if I can

>>9158498
Sleep tight a_sig!

>>9157804
I've always wondered
Why does this artist like glowing eyes so damn much?

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Post Sexy Nick gifs.

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>>9158582

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>>9158582

>>9158576
The original doesn't have glowing eyes. I added it to the picture posted in the other thread to make fun of him.

God only knows why he likes his eyes radioactive. Maybe he thinks it looks cool or some shit.

>>9158273
Sure, why not? Let's keep this horn train moving.

>Charlie saw something she had never seen before and something she had seen before.
>Marty was sleeping on the communal sofa and Remmy was sleeping on the communal sofa. Both conked right out of it.
>Putting her unlit fag away so the smell wouldn't wake them, she got closer to Marty.
>Placing his book aside she smoothly moved him into a princess carry.
>Moving over to Remmy she slid Marty into the hollows of his horns.
>Slowly and gently, freezing at every snore Charlie eventually succeeded in resting Mart's head and feet within the curve of Remmy's horns, Marty's rear resting on his wool-covered head.
>She lit a victory cigarette and went upstairs, still within earshot, to wait and see what would happen.
>It wasn't soon after a drowsy looking sheep with curved horns trudged past her and into his apartment.
>With a weasel still asleep between his horns.

And one more before I hit the hay.

>His neck hurt, his dick was wilting, and he'd need to thoroughly wash his horn before he slept tonight. He thought about putting a condom over it, but sounded too stupid to him.
>"Ann? I don't, err."
>"Yeah, I know. I won't be able to get off on this."
>Anneke slumped back onto the bed, waited, and quickly got her self off.
>'I really need to be more careful. All this casual sex must be fucking with my mind big time.' "So, that bad?"
>"Yeah. Felt like humping a desk. I only came, like, twice."
>"Wait, you actually orgasmed from grinding against my horn?"
>"Of course. It's ridged and rigid. If it wasn't too dangerous or expensive I'd fuck myself with it."
>'Expensive?'
>"I just thought it'd be something more exciting than stroking myself with a textured dildo."
>Remmy imagined Anneke could sense his uncomfortableness from where she was lying down, but she was just collecting her thoughts.
>"But that's the point of experimentation. Finding what you like and what you don't. You're just lucky you've got me on hand to help."

>>9158403
>>9158431
Why didnt anyone draw betty introducing remmy to her parents?

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>>9157819

-10 quintillion hours in photoshop later

>>9157841
Damn Clawhauser's mom is hot.

>>9158863
But anon, Remmy already knows Al and Velv.

>>9158686
thanks for these anon

>>9157819
>>9158865
M O U T H P L A Y
M
M
M
G
O
O
D

>>9158865
It was worth it tho

>>9158892
But anon, how can Al and Velvet be Betty's parents when Al can't even take his dick out for Velvet when remmy moved in.

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>>9157890
Along with his shearing fetish too

Is it bad that I kinda wanna write pack street vore now?

>>9158403
>Remmys mom compliments Bettys jeans

>>9159089
Because Velvet and Bellwether have been swapping their husbands, and Shepherd was there when Remmy moved in. When your dominant prey wife tells you what to do, you do it.

>>9159231
Only if it doesn't involve Pandora.

Ozzy...

>>9159297
must...

>>9159324
cuck

>>9159324
die.

>>9159324
be trans...

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>>9157625
>Egyptian Cotton and Sheepdog are my top favorite ships. Everything else is ok

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>>9159297
>>9159324
>>9159339
How could we have let this happen?

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Hi thread, miss you guys. I'm working on a little something to be delivered soon. In the mean time, here's Moomin Canidae buying a bikini on the Riviera.

>>9159231
Yes

>>9159231
Not if I get there first!

>Remmy looked at the table, at the meal in front of him, and gulped.
>Was he ready to take the final step? He'd tried bugs, fish, even chicken... but this?
>Betty nudged him in the side, "Look Cormo. Don't think about it, just do it. Trust me, it'll be easy once you do it."
>Remmy stared at the cocoa colored mouse in front of him. It waved.
>He'd always thought of himself as a freak, a prey who ate meat... but what did that matter in a world where prey wanted to be eaten... and would pay for the privilege?
>Betty had told him the mouse had even offered more when they found out they were going to be eaten by a sheep.
>Remmy extended his hoof, and the mouse clambered on. His ears twitched as the mouse's words reached them: "Oh fuck, this is so fuckin' hot, a fucking grazer's going to eat me."
>Remmy blocked it out, it was bad enough without hearing the rodent's repetitive cries.
>He held up his chin, and let his mouth drop open.
>It was just a simple move from there to bring his hoof up, and drop the mouse into his waiting mouth.
>He swallowed, forcing himself not to gag as he felt the bulge slide down his throat, the mouse tickling him all the way down.
>He held onto the table, letting the sensation drown out everything else.
>He found relief as the mouse slid too far for him to notice, down into his gut. He looked over at Betty, and saw a tail slide into her mouth.
>She swallowed, and smiled at him.
>"It's like nothing else, isn't it wannabite?"
>Remmy looked at Betty, the carnivore, the woman he'd just seen swallow a live mammal... and couldn't help but nod.
>He should be disgusted by himself, but the only thing he felt was hunger, a desire to do it again.
>Remmy felt a shiver of pleasure run down his spine.
>He wasn't a wannabite any more. Now he was a fucking carnivore.

>>9159461
Hell of a lot better than what I could ever manage.

You win this time, anon.

>>9159392

>Snorkmaiden Gazelle when?

>>9157935
Oh this is hot. Thanks for doing it!

>>9159461
I though it was gonna be horrid because vore but it wasn't that bad

>>9159537
love that game, seems like it would be a fun crossover as well

>>9158498
Just saw it. I'll wait, thanks again.

I wanna live in Tundratown.

Just snuggling up under a warm blanket with some coffee and watching Gazelle shake her hips on TV, that's the life.

>>9159392
Pretty cute.

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>>9158686

>>9159617

Drinking hot cocoa and watching a documentary about Gazelle's hips.

>>9159617
You can move to Canada, anon
or any of the states bordering it

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>>9159654

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based on this fic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9392579/chapters/21263039?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_105863811

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>>9159461

>>9159644
I would watch that documentary religiously, every single day.

>>9159653
One day I hope to, but I'm gonna need more Gazelle before then.

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>>9159701
>>9159644

>>9159701

>religiously

...Canidae?

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>>9159644
>>9159701

>>9159725
>>9159743
Has this been put through a filter?

It hurts my eyes.

>>9159769
>>9159743
>>9159725
Frankly, it looks bad

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>>9159725
>>9159743

>>9159673
I love it G, very passionate and soft.

DED

ded

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>>9159796

she shake it for eternity

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>>9159883
>>9159890
not ded
sleeping

>>9159896
Get out

>>9159896
Don't you fucking do it.

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>>9159890
benis?

>>9159872
:> Thanks!

>>9157625
>using OCs for the OP
Stop.

>>9159589

It is a crossover, going on right now on FF and I think A03. I can't be assed to find it.
A friend of the author commissioned the picture to be made.

It's fairly decent and pretty nice read with neither side knowing the species of the other (at the start) and Judy has one hell of a crush on Nick now.

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>>9159925
Let me just grab my milk then

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Hey ztg can I get a few baby draw requests

>>9159461
>The young band of mice hovering around Ol' One-Eyed Joe gasped
>"...But what happens after that?" one of the youngest asked
>"After that?" One-Eye scratched his chin in mock thought before a grin slowly grew on his face
>"After that you take a nice long shower to git the funk off ya."
>Cries of amusement and disgust rang out as the implications hit the older children who explained the dirty ending to their younger siblings
>All of them ran off with thoughts to tell anyone who would listen the story they'd just heard
>Except for one who stayed behind, a few questions lingering in their mind
>"Yo, Joe, mammals don't really pay to eat or be eaten by each other, do they?"
>"Now why would I go and lie to all you youngin's for?"
>It didn't make any sense though
>You don't walk away from a dip in hydrochloric acid, for starters
>Voicing these concerns wasn't met with any reassurance
>"If you're paying for this, you don't wanna walk away from it."

>>9160013
Judy wearing a bonnet

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>>9160006
Oh no!

>>9160006
LEAVE THE FUCKING MILK

LEAVE IT

JUST GO

>>9160013
Nick wearing a DSOTM t-shirt

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>>9160041
Okay

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>>9159979
Farts on you*

>>9159979
but why

>>9160098
>can't even name files in order
damn judy you suck

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>>9160025
Amish judy

>>9160013
GIdeon

>>9159357
>pic
>bathinginhoturine.png

Fuck off, michael.

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>>9160312
Oh woops. How did that happen?

>>9160352
Strong gust of wind?

>>9160378

That's my fetish.

>>9160378
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPT

Is there normally this much shitposting?

>>9160387
scratch that...
*That* is my fetish

>>9160421
There's usually more, actually.

Just wait for us to get into some ((discussion))

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>>9160387

>>9160421
There's a dedicated shit poster that's been here since the beginning.
Its also a very slow week due to finals for many anons.
How's your day going, anon?

>>9160437
>two parenthesis
(((((((((((((plebs)))))))))))))

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>>9160421
>shitposting

This has been tame as fuck considering the rest of the week.

>discussionposting
>discord shitstorm
>one wording
>motherfucking pol posting

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Discuss.

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I want a qt fox bf

anyone have some comfy Bony Hopps pics?

>>9160519
bune is not for skeleton

Don't worry, we'll all be free in 7 days.

>>9160506
It's normal for women to slap sense on someone after feeling offended or hurt.

Obviously most people don't realize that because they are just not mature enough.

>>9160506
At least they didn't go for another background screentone.

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>>9160519

>>9160543
TT will be an interesting one, definitely.
What are you looking forward to?

>>9160543
what happens in 7 days

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Let's write a letter to Byron, one word at a time

Dear

>>9160549
it's normal for children to hit someone after feeling offended or hurt

and also mature women

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>>9160506
no

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>>9159461
>cocoa colored mouse
UM

>>9160549
This is of course something that bugs me.

Judy in the movie goes for punches and kicks.

And yet here she goes for a slap?

>>9160584
faggot

>>9160584
yifflord

>>9160602
we

>>9160584
abortion

>>9160594
It wasn't intended to be you!

I just wanted to go for a chocolate mousse pun.

>>9160612
the

>>9160602
what

>>9160519
*Bonnie

>>9160624
Gideon

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>>9160550
>>9160587
>>9160589
>>9160599

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>yfw the shitposting is probably what keeps these generals alive

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>>9160641

>>9160765
If it's not shitposting it's someone posting cuck or random fanart no one cares about

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>>9160765
Yes, that's been the case since forever.

Shitposters keep the thread lively until content creators can do something to freshen things up.

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>>9160712

>>9160599
You don't know how she would react to being told she wants to have an abortion after saying she wants to have an abortion, so it isn't OOC.

Also Judy is a woman, and everyone knows woman go cray cray due to baby hormones and vagina blood and go attacking anyone unless you throw them jewelry/chocolate, so she slapping Nick on the snout because she wants him to shut up and agree to her isn't that far off. Women man.

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>>9160080
It was before your time, carrots

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Shilling the latest Jill Savage, Best Worst Spy greentext.
If you would like to read the previous four episodes just ask, I don't feel comfortable spamming them without request.
Jill and Judy finally meet.

>>9160869
Why is Nick BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPing?

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What is the zootopia pun for Twitter?

And please don't say it's zooter.

>>9160897
I don't know. I felt like he would be the kind of guy to be braaaaaaa while wearing this shirt

>>9160966
Gekker

>>9160966
>>9160985

>>9160978
No No.
Not Braaaaaaaaaaaaah
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>9160966
That's a fucking tiny hipo

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>>9160317
cute! looks like an older style rabbit that i can't quite place

>>9160623
cucks

>>9160999
(What does that mean)

>>9160966
TWITer is already an animal pun already.

>>9160869
Lookin' good

>>9161042
>Already already!

>>9160869
love it!

>>9161036
Brap : A form of shitposting in which people focus on the idea of a character farting.

I believe it started on /vp/ about the character Bianca in which someone would always shitpost with a picture displaying her ass while posting BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP and then some copypasta about what her fart smells like

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>>9160818
Maybe once you're done watching the movie for the 30th time and manage to get through the mature content block of deviantart you'll be able to discuss quality content with the big boys. Till then you can slobber around discussing pack street shipping or why dogs dont exist with the other babies.

>>9160818
was the fishing pole stand guy in the 4th part?

>>9161091
Yes

>>9161107
>>9161091
SGaR is top tier.

>>9160791
And if it is not those, it is complaining about the dumb tropes within the fandom...like cuck or rabbit polygamy.

>>9161107
This is some legitimate comfy lewd right here

>>9161100
no he was in part 5 senpai

>>9158142
>dem hips

How many fics exist w. Nick turning into a female fox/other species?

>>9161115
>>9161107
>>9161091
Source for these?
Judy being shocked at Nick kissing her butt is exactly the kind of shit i'm into

>>9160013
Duke and Travis in business suits

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>>9161089
>memememememe

this meme is worse than jerboas, but not as bad as iphones

also, that macro was editted to shit on that comic, so you're doing it wrong

>>9161100
It's a part 3 quote featuring a part 4 character and a part 5 stand

>>9161153
https://sar-nsfw.tumblr.com/

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>>9161165

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>>9161177

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Why is Dontyote... like that?

>>9161165
>>9161177
>>9161186
Soft
tender
bun
loving

>>9161197
When all you do is lose money on investments, you'd be like that too

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>>9159796
>>9159897

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ZTArchiveanon here, sorry, was down for an hour and a half there. I almost had a lil breakdown when I thought I had lost the RAID array, but I got the server back up. We've lost redundancy though, and I'm afraid that if it shuts down it won't be coming back up.

Suffice it to say, the new drives can't get here soon enough. Hopefully this weekend. I'm also hoping to basically do the transfer online, without having to shutdown for a long time and restore backups, but we'll see. I'll drop in and let you guys know.

/blogpost

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>>9161313
Best of luck ZTanon!

>>9161313
You're the unsung hero of the threads dude
Good luck!

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You can go to zootopia and become the animal of your dreams but in order to do so you must kill this bun

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>>9161429
with this hammer

>>9161429
ok

>>9161429
A strong breeze can kill that rabbit

>>9161444
reminder that she can take a boxing rhino easily

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>>9161429
Silly anon, there's only one way to get to Zootopia and it doesn't involve killing that bun.

>>9161439
true story, once beat a dogfish to death with a mallet because it swallowed my hook (and dogfish were considered pests)
the feeling is not something i'd be eager to experience again (in other words, use a gun instead)

>>9161429
I'll kill it and I'll eat it.

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>>9161429
If british laws are anywhere near as messed as america's:

Killing that rabbit would get you charged with a 187 as if it it were an actual cop.

Because it counts as one on paper.

So... You'd literally need to flee the real world if you did, because that'd be about a life sentence and a half with the right judge.

And I've lived on a cattle ranch. Put some sick cows down, hunted rabbit a couple of times, so don't get it twisted, it's just...

Do I really want to leave here in that much trouble?

>>9161444
>>9161552
When you get to Zootopia EVERY bun knows what you did. They're the only ones

>>9161662
They have no evidence, call them racist, backwards prey trying to put down a predator

Good night /ztg/!

>>9161697
Sleep tight bunner!!

>>9161661
While as in britain, your cops are threatened by a spoon

>>9161662
That's easy to explain away. Just say that you come from a world where rabbits never evolved and they had the intelligence of birds and fish.

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>>9161662
Then they know not to run their fucking mouth.

>>9161867
And ate their infants.
And castrated each other.
And maimed the offspring of others.

>>9160768
>"Well, still better than that pie-makin' fruitcake."

>>9161901
God, I wanna see/read about him berating Judy until she starts crying, and then takes advantage of her for sex.

I wish Disney put a quarter of as much effort into the music as they did the animation
Listening to actually good soundtracks has made me hate the generic ass shit that makes up 90% of movies

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>>9161932
No

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>>9157625

On a scale of 1-11 how comfy are you right now?

Apologies before hand I may not respond due to buisiness... but I''ll read it!

I think I'm a good 9, another fun day with a different friend,played some movies and games!

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>>9161959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs

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>>9161954

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>>9161959
7-8. Cleaned out my closet of that old thing I wanted to throw away.

>>9161959
6, going lower as the days go by. it makes me sad to see everyone celebrating their birthday here, reminds me i'm not going to have anyone to celebrate mine with

>>9161959
About an 8 or a 9. Pretty good day overall and fairly comfy right now but still recovering from a cold.

>>9161959
such a comfy pic you got there too

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>Judy and Vivianne spend some alone time with Nick

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>>9161959
11!

Just finished the latest audio book chapter! Going to edit the audio and post it up, and then I'm going to do a read through!

>>9161959
Work is done, gym is done but someone turned up the gravity this week, so...7?

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>>9162030
>11!
I don't think mankind was meant to be this comfy.

>>9161942
Disney does usually have a pretty good score. I wonder if there was a good reason they went with a pretty mediocre soundtrack this time.

>>9161959
Will I mean I was about an 8 or 7 until I saw that pic...

Gosh darn

>>9162095
THey didn't know it was gonna blow up like it did.

Can't especially blame them because multiple years of development hell usually means a flop you need to flip quick.

All bets were on Moana. Noone could've imagined Zoop blowing up like it did.

Everyone must've had they're doubts. Execs probably called it "That furry movie noone without an FA account will watch"

Thank god Lassiter came in on it.

>>9162095
>>9161942
Why are you talking about Disney like a person? Michael Giacchino is the composer's name.

>>9162155
Movies have so many fucking people attached to them that there's no way we can place the blame entirely on just one person

>>9162143
There was really only one song in the movie that wasn't ambiance or background. Compare it to Frozen that had about 10, and it makes it feel more like an actual (I hesitate to say mature) movie.

>>9162155
Because we're talking about Disney. I don't know why they hired a composer who seems generic as hell.

>>9162143
I don't think Disney has done a movie entirely about anthropomorphic animals since The Great Mouse Detective. It was probably a big risk to do one, but I hope the success means there'll be much more.

humans are boring

>>9162209
I blame Gideon

>>9162241
You know I hear that red asshole uses frozen pie crusts?

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>>9162255
That lazy dick! I'm glad Travis moved on and caught himself a weasel.

>>9162209
>there's no way we can place the blame entirely on just one person
Thats literally what the director is for.

Firm fox mom ass

>>9162290
Try saying that ten times fast.

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>>9162275
But there are two directors

>>9162273
He was chased by a feral monkey all around the mulberry bush. The monkey thought it was all in good fun, but Travis killed the fuck out of him.

Long story short, he and Percy are doing fine.

>>9162299
Damn! Disney has thought of everything!

I agree the music is unremarkable. There is an argument to be made that good film music should be sort of unremarkable; I don't know enough to tell whether this was a good or bad kind of unremarkable.

More subjectively, I love the music regardless, because of its connection to the movie. It never fails to make me smile and remember fond things.

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>>9162290
>"These predators are returning to their primitive, incestuous ways" Are you serious?

>>9162326
>There is an argument to be made that good film music should be sort of unremarkable
No there really isn't
The reason most soundtracks are unmemorable is because of temp music anyway

>>9162340
Ah, Edvard Munch's lesser-known The Dawning Existential Dread At The Realization You Are Worst Fox

>>9162326
>There is an argument to be made that good film music should be sort of unremarkable

Where? By whom?

>>9162301

POP!

-Goes the bandit.

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>>9162362

>>9162380
Not gonna cut it, you need a hair net...or I guess body stocking.

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>>9162480
Fur in food is just a fact of life in Zootopia.
No amount of health codes will stop it.

>>9162495
Shhh...pie fox in a body stocking...

I'm worried.
Worried about Inky.

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BUNS ARE SLUTS
SLUTS

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>>9162535
I'm sure she's fine. I really hope she's fine.
She could probably use a break from us, honestly.

>>9162575
Someone style his hair so it isn't the worst thing ever.

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>>9162575
Nick's father didn't die. He just abandoned his son and sister-wife to go to Bunnyburrow where he met Sandra, with whom he had a weird, angry little piefox.

>>9162635
It's a style that only Oscar winning directors can pull off.

>>9162635
Because there are so many fox hairstylists in Bunnyburrow.

>>9162575
>>9162635
Wait a second.
Someone slick back his hair and make him squint.

>>9162678
Inky pie fox is best pie fox.

We need a hairless cult.

>>9162632
Its the lack of knowing that kills me.
Is she alright? Is she dealing with personal stuff? Is she sick? Did something happen?
I get that its strange to worry about strangers, but I care about the people in these threads.

>>9162781
You mean the namefags in these threads.

>>9162632
she posted something about it on her blog

>>9162837
Naw, I care about the anons too. Its just easier to notice when they're not here.
The anon who writes Drunk and Stoned Judy, the anon who posts This Is ___ Say Something Nice, I Love You anon, I hope they're doing well.

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Zootangled

>>9162889
I haven't seen I Love You anon for a while.
I hope they're still out there loving things.

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>>9162967
>Nick and Judy Tangled
uncanon

Poor feline zootopians and their small, pointy cocks.

>>9163041
Too bad everyone draws them hung like horses.

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>>9162536
Been enjoying that comic, though I kinda wish the whole murder thing was a little more fleshed out.

>"Oh no our friend has been murdered! Probably by a predator in THIS VERY SCHOOL!"
>"What should we do?!"
>"Probably just forget about it."
>"Ya lets never mention it again."
>"Wooo, Drama Club!"
>"I love 'guy with antlers'!"
>"Me too!"

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>>9161959
Not a 9.5... i don't know the number, but i know it's a number.

Have a lewd Judy.

requesting wolter nippleplay

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>>9163041
The alternative can be worse

>>9163271
GAY nippleplay!

>>9163271
requesting Wolter wearing his glasses over his nipples and drawing angry eyebrows above them.

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>>9163292

>>9163292
Unless you're into larger mammals or your own species, it would suck.

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New audio book read through!

Bogo's stuck at his desk job under a pile of paperwork, but that doesn't mean someone online hasn't done some digging! No case has been solved by sitting on your paws, so Nick and Judy are cruising for their perp. Will they be able to strike a deal with an old friend? Will they be able to buckle up in time for the action? Find out in Water Under the Bridge, Chapter 4: Build A Chair, by WriteAnon!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14992564

Audio book read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/water-under-the-bridge-chapter-4?in=comicanon/sets/audiobook-water-under-the

And check out all the chapters of Water Under the Bridge here!
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/sets/audiobook-water-under-the

>>9163334
>or your own species
Pfft. Breeders.

Goodnight y'all

>>9163492
....
but why?

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What was his endgame?

>>9163544
Goodnight!

>>9163492
>"This view is fire."
>"Nick, if you don't stop talking like a kit I'm putting my pants on."

>>9163162
Rex: Sorry, we're outta sauce.
Remmy: WHAT?! C'mon man I've been looking forward to this all day!
Rex: Relax, I know where you could get some more sauce.
Remmy: You do? Oh well thanks man! For a second there I thought-
*zip*
Remmy: Uh...
Rex: It's a bit salty and it'll take some effort to get it out but once you get a taste you'll keep coming back for more.

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>>9163544
Sleep tight, bunner!

>>9163653
"Rex, how do you do it? Mammals come in all day, every day, asking for sauce, and none leave disappointed."

>>9163162
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

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Rare photo of Remmy, Betty, and an unnamed horse friend. He's dead now.

Average day at bug burba be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7S1Pm_2N2k

Rerequesting wolter nipple play

>>9163744
That is a seriously fugly horse.

>>9163765
The Canadians will know who they are.

>>9163763

but with this>>9163294

>>9163763
That actually sounds really hot

>>9163763
Nipple clamps being led around by teeny bopper wolf girl

Are Ozzy lewds still forbidden?

>>9163834
Actually NOT lewding ozzy is now forbidden

>>9163846
Is lewding Ozzy with Velvet forbidden?

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>>9163946
yes

>>9164084
Well, what else could his "therapy" be?

>>9164119
Who says it's therapy?

>>9164135
>That boy needs therapy
>Psychosomatic
>That boy needs therapy
>Psychosomatic

>>9164150
[horse noises]

>>9161313
Best of luck with the server, you provide a great service.

>>9164192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

>>9162326

>More subjectively, I love the music regardless, because of its connection to the movie. It never fails to make me smile and remember fond things.


Yeah, I still can't listen to the Suite without tearing up.

>>9163846
I... I want to HOLD HIS HAND

>>9164317
Goodnight anon

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Translator-anon here

Was gonna surprise you by translating that comic from earlier and posting it, but for some reason ZTArchive won't load for me. Not sure if the error is on my end or not, so when the next thread gets inevitably made in the next two hours or so, could somebody post it there? I don't think I'd be able to finish it before this thread 404s, but I definitely could before I hit the hay.

>>9164396
what time was the thread posted?

>>9164494
Two threads previous to this one

Once again though, don't post it in this thread; wait til the next

I can work a lot faster if the comic is in the thread I'm gonna post translations in

>>9164396
Desuarchive is currently working.

>>9163946
No. Go right ahead anon

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ANON WAKE UP

>>9164652
nty, tired