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Mal!

>>9152446
I want to whip her clit till she can't retract her wink, the make her grind out an edge on a pile of chilies.

>2 unique posters and there are 3 posts
So either OP shit posted his own thread or the Mal anon replied to himself. Wow, such quality content and discussion. This was totally worth spamming a thread to death to make room for this fine pouring of content.

>>9152548
Assuming you are correct, it must have been OP who replied to my Mal post.

>>9152563
>Responding to him.
Stop.

>>9152563
>Assuming
The counter is right there on the bottom of the page. And that means OP is an even bigger faggot cause he killed a thread to just reply some low energy rant about clit torture. Wonderful. A+ content OP, you cleary are not cancer in its highest form.

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>>9152548
>>9152596

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>>9152855
>>9152614
>Spamming pics again

Stop spamming pics if you dont want people to get on your ass about it. At least TRY to make prompts to go with them. Watch.


So which satyrs get pregnant first? Hard mode, no daddies cummies.

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>>9152906
Dingaling.

>>9153349
Well given she's the first of two satyrs with actual kids I second this notion and award you the hard mode completion medal

>>9153349
>tfw want to see an older preggo dingaling holding her belly and being out of breath

She would look cute as fuck with a nice round belly.

Also, Bruce or not.
[spoiler]Do you think she would still have vaginal sex while pregnant?[/spoiler]

>>9153394
Of course, once her partner explained that it was good for the baby.

>>9153381
>the first of two satyrs with actual kids
Hmm, aren't there more than two yet?
I never thought about that before.

>Do you think she would still have vaginal sex while pregnant?
I don't see why not.
Nothing wrong with that, is there?

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>>9153414
>Nothing wrong with that, is there?
I dont think so given that most females are biologically wired to have their womb be so far in its almost impossible to reach with a penis but thats under the assumption they are of the same species. Satyrs are an exotic exception because a small kitty pussy like Alex may get destroyed by Pogo dick.

>I never thought about that before.
Probably because most people dont really talk about satyrs having satyrs. Some anons throw a fit over it and others are just not interested in it. I personally enjoy any content we get.

>>9153466
>I dont think so given that most females are biologically wired to have their womb be so far in its almost impossible to reach with a penis but thats under the assumption they are of the same species.
I wonder what a shark's dick is like. I've literally never seen one of those.

>>9153483
>I wonder what a shark's dick is like. I've literally never seen one of those.

Dare I google it and post results.

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>>9153407
lel How would that conversation even go?

>>9153527
I already googled it. Apparently sharks have two pointy little dicks.

>>9153483
If I remember right, they have these two little things that always hang out called claspers, and they don't so much have sex as they just lined themselves up and spray semen at the females cloaca.

Lining themselves up typically involves a lot of biting the girl shark, so females tend to be larger and have thicker, rougher skin than males.

>>9153544
Dingaling and Bruce going at it must have been an interesting sight.

>>9153560
She probably got him to go to the shallows and did that trick where you trance sharks out by rolling them on their back so she could go at her pace.

>>9153585
>that trick where you trance sharks out by rolling them on their back so she could go at her pace.
Is that a thing?

I wonder if anyone's ever tried doing that with a female shark and having sex with her.

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>>9153560
>>9153585
From what little conversations we have had with Bruce in the past he's usually talked about as being a very intelligent shark with human like intelligence. I just think he lacks the ability to talk. So sex with them would probably be pretty consensual and without harsh biting. [spoiler]At least coming from Bruce, Ding likes to bite that rubbery shark.[/spoiler]

So Bruce was prob a gentleshark and railed her hard but safely.

>>9153600
Knowing our glorious male race, it prob was.

>>9153719
I like that headcanon.

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>>9153600
God I hope so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGcCyqQsnOE

>>9153719
Yeah, I always followed the sparkling sea book that there's a race of intelligent shark. Bull sharks maybe, based on the size.

I figured he would routinely end up in the lake near ponyville during his salt to fresh migrations, and ended up as a childhood friend to Ding.

>>9153798
>during his salt to fresh migrations
Is that an actual thing? Wont they die doing that?

Also thats a cute way for them to meet. I approve of that hc

>>9153544
>Small
>Not really a penis
>More like a needle with how it just injects semen
>With a cloaca
...

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>>9153826
Bull sharks are one of a few species of shark that can survive in salt or fresh water.
I think if they stay in fresh water too long, like, several months on end, it can fuck with them a bit, something with their swim bladder or something.
But bull sharks prowling rivers and lakes with ocean connections is pretty well documented the world over. Hell, you can find them pretty much the entire length of the Mississippi in the US.

>>9152548
>Getting this fucking butthurt over something that almost every general does sometimes
>And when it was only two measly posts left anyway
Are you seriously this damn sensitive and easy to upset? Or did you just get up on the wrong side of bed and feel like trying to start shit with everyone over the smallest of things?
>>9152906
>Two posts is spamming
Okay, now you're just acting like a dickhead.

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>>9154469
As always, don't respond to him.
It just makes him feel validated.

>>9154493
>Implying it's bait
Says the one who seems to have made it a rule that the one who makes the new thread is not allowed to post in it right after it has been made for some retarded reason, and that nobody is allowed to post pics.

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Superior cat butt

>>9154805
>Says the one who seems to have made it a rule that the one who makes the new thread is not allowed to post in it right after it has been made for some retarded reason
I never at any point implied that. I was just pointing out that replying to the shitstarter (who is the one who seems to imply what you're saying) just validates him and serves no purpose.

>>9154469
>Okay, now you're just acting like a dickhead.
>Saying posting pics without even trying a prompt is being a dick head

I'm just saying if you are going through the trouble of fishing for a pic, why not add a prompt to spark discussion? Like in that very same pic where the prompt started a discussion that lasted a good heft of satyr kids, some lewd talk, and learning about bull sharks. Much more productive than 2 nothing posts with pictures.

>>9153890
That's pretty cool. So Ding and Bruce met as relatively young kids by the fresh water lake during her summer trips with her family? How often would Bruce give her fishy rides up and down the lake? And come to think of it, what is the relative age bwyvern Bruce and Ding? Like translated to human years?

>>9155072
>I'm just saying if you are going through the trouble of fishing for a pic, why not add a prompt to spark discussion?
That's certainly a good suggestion, though the remark about spamming was unnecessary.

>>9155162
I just saw 2 pics less than an hour apart when I know page 9 could not have come that fast so I juse assumed spamming. Still I'll take prompts over wordless pics anyday

>>9155072
>>9155387
Nobody has to write something down every single fucking time they post pics, A pic often contains something that can be discussed in them, so stop being a dick to everyone who posts satyr porn without writing stories in the process. Or are you so bad at coming up with your own ideas that you need others to spell out ideas and discussion prompts for you?
Now if someone were to post over 20+ pics in a row for no particular reason, then it'd be spam.

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More Laika!

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>>9155863
>Horse dick
>Not hybrid
I don't want this. Unless she's giving a blowjob to a pony?

>>9155863
Garret's dick, I presume?

>>9155979
Sure. It wasn't clarified.
But I don't think /d/ does hybrid dick.

>>9152906
Either Petunia or Feather. Not as the first overall, but the first for the relatively younger satyrs.

>>9156007
Didn't only DJ do one or two hybrid dick pics?
I don't recall seeing any others.

>>9155993
Why do you presume that?

>>9156399
Because she's typically shipped with Garret.

>>9156416
Huh. Well i guess, but I sort of figured Garret would be too prissy to actually go into mines for gems.

>>9156468
I imagine since his mom's special talent is to find gems, and as we saw in the Maud episode last weekend, has no reservations against going into caves to find gems, he'd be used to go with her from he was a young boy, even if he's not too keen on doing actual physical mining work.

What does that have to do with it anyway?

>>9156533
>What does that have to do with it anyway?
Everything here as to be satyr only.

>>9156533
Exposure, basically. Hard to be a couple if they're never together, and I'd expect Laika would live somewhere in the gem caves.

>>9156565
>live somewhere in the gem caves
>Not in that Diamond Dog city

>>9156563
Garret is a satyr and Laika is a satyr.
I don't see what point you're trying to make.

>>9156565
I always headcanoned her living with her parents somewhere around ponyville.
It's totally possible that he could have met her when coming to the gem caves with Rarity though. Maybe they met as kids and continued to hang out as they got older.

>>9156752
And they kept seeing each other because Garret always offered her a juicy bone to suck on for every gem she found for him. That juicy bone being his hard dick.
Gotta keep it /sad/, you know.

>>9157108
I'm sure his juicy bone went other places than just her mouth.

>>9156652
The one from the comic? I mean sure, but that band near Ponyville seems more relevant and thus likely for her to be born at/from. Shuffling Laika off into oblivion also hurts her prospects for interactions with other horses.

Is this the part where Laika asks Garret to carve several different-looking dildos out of the gems she finds?

>>9157496
I just can't imagine gem dildos working well.

>>9157875
It was a learning experience.

>>9157875
I can't imagine you working well.

>>9155658
>without writing stories in the process
Nice lying about things i never said, are you retarded or a troll?

> are you so bad at coming up with your own ideas that you need others to spell out ideas and discussion prompts for you?

Troll. Nevermind enjoy your (you)

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>>9158169
>Trying this hard to make it look like you're completely innocent and did nothing wrong and that everyone else is trolling
Let's see...
>Calling OP a spamming, shitposting cancer for replying to someone else's post in the beginning of the thread
>Having a problem with it being a lewd reply
>Saying that someone is spamming when they literally only posted 2 pics of satyrs in a satyr thread
>Making it sound like posting pics is bad unless you write a prompt along with said pic
>On an imageboard
You really are a special kind of faggot who contributes absolutely nothing at all to this general.

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>>9158501
Don't reply to him, please.
Whenever you realize it's him, hide the post and ignore. Report if applicable, and don't respond to anything he says or does.

It's on days like these that I almost wish everyone had personal IDs again.

>>9153414
Of course there's more. Just because people get their panties in a twist over Atalanta doesn't take back her concept.

>>9159519
Who?

>>9159692
A meme satyr from a meme fetish

>>9159800
what exactly though?

>>9159800
Go on...

>>9159800
Everything's a meme, Memelord.
>>9159692
Darcy and Ace's baby girl.

>>9159849
There actually was a kid that was named of that? Any pics? Or discussion?

>>9158501
>Completly ignoring that OP spammed the prior thread to make this thread
But oh yeah, let's just ignore that right?

>>9159917
Some minor discussion, but it usually gets drowned out so I never went too far into it.

>>9159983
Ah well Futa babies are always fun. And Darcy and Ace are cuties. How about we kick it up a notch and let's talk about mpreg. Which male becomes either womanized and carries a baby or just somehow gets a womb like a Futa dick and gets preggos?

>>9160441
>cutting down the already slim population of males even further
Is it still mpreg if there's vagoo/uterus involved anyway? Overlooking the usual suspects, Garret might be a fun one because of the girlish tendencies, but a dude's dude like Maverick would be great just for the inversion.

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>>9160441

>>9160692
>cutting down the already slim population of males even further
>Non serious shit posting forever changes them
Nah man jus good fun. Also Garret could be a fun one. But he'd be one prissy man mom

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>>9160441
No

>>9160759
He would be rocking the man-purse though, so would he even care?

>>9160441
Equestria needs more futa satyrs to keep the population steady. Otherwise they run the risk of becoming extinct!
My personal favorite vector is still for the highly infectious Futaitus.

>>9161304
How does that work? Does a female who gets cummed in grows a dick? Is it instant? Or a long horny process?

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Would you eat the eggs snek daughter laid for you?

>>9165772
Mera really shouldn't have a vagina.

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>>9166002
That's a cloaca, though.
And I embrace my satyrs with all their extra parts and weird anatomy.

>>9166058
A cloaca is just a weird access ponit to the vagina. Same shit.

>>9159849
>Darcy and Ace's baby girl.
>>9160441
>futa babies
>Not adopted babies
Fuck. No.

So what if satyrs didn't have an estrus season that lasts consecutive days, but they just got extremely hornier when they're ovulating every month?

>>9163325
Depends on how I'm feeling, I guess. While there's no denying that watching Ace panic as she's forced to continue riding FutaDarcy's newly-formed dick while her own clit starts to bulge obscenely is great for instant gratification, it's at least as pleasant to consider Tonsils, knowing full well what she's been diagnosed with, decide she's going to embrace the change and gorge herself with food to fuel some absolutely massive growth over the next few days.

>>9166094
Yeah, basically.

>>9167347
Make sure to give your little girls the dick as much as possible, and keep the house well stocked with sex toys and encourage sistercest for when you can't.

>>9167347
Satyrs prob have a culture rooted in sex toys and masturbation.

>>9173232
Do you think they barter with them for goods or other sex toys?

>>9173504
No, they use wine as currency.

>>9173504
Nah, Equestria has bits as the currency.

>>9173504

>"I'll trade you my pussy smasher for your anal anhialator."
>"Throw in a butt plug and you got a deal."

Fun times.

>Alex birthday
>Pogo gets her a itty bitty kitty titty pad
>She loves it

>>9175061
>Pogo gets her a itty bitty kitty titty pad
Wouldn't that be seen as an insult to her boob size?

>>9175227
To a younger Alex for sure but as she gets older she can't lie about her size and she does oh so enjoy her fit figure with some chest curves. Pogo likes it too.

>>9173558
No, they use lewd pics of their parents as currency on the satyr porn market.

So, we've got a bit of satyr discussion happening in the MLP/Incestuous Relationships thread at the moment.

Hope now has a daughter called Miracle Dreams.

>>9175664
Eyes are way too derp. She's 50% Derpy, not 200% Derpy.

>>9175775
Maybe it'll bring a few more people over here.
Would be nice.

>>9175826
It sure would.

>>9175664
Bruce is a cutie.
>Notices cum dripping from legs
Lewd!

Nice work anon. Love these cute pics man

>>9175775
>Hope now has a daughter called Miracle Dreams.
How about no?

>>9176117
How about yes? It's a cute name.

>>9176117
>>9176152
If the concerns are about the inbreeding it could always just be a thing in 'verses where Hope is Gumdrop's sister in a big booty incestuous clusterfuck of a family. Hope is probably a hard sell though since she's the face.

>>9176184
Whether the father is Hope's father can be up to headcanon anyway, just like everything else.
For those who don't like that, just imagine the father is another satyr boy or another Anon.

>>9176225
>another Anon.
this. Not every Anon is going to be making satyrs, so it can just be some younger Anon she hooked up with.

Without pics/stories this one's probably basically kill though.

>>9176152
>Incest baby
It can never be normal porn or cute incest anymore. Nope. It must be weird and freaky as hell.

>>9176251
>Without pics/stories this one's probably basically kill though.
We've had satyrs go without pics or stories for quite some time before.
I was hoping one of the artists would come up with a design eventually, unless we have one already.

>>9176251
>Not every Anon is going to be making satyrs, so it can just be some younger Anon she hooked up with
But then it's not a fetish worth bringing up in /sad/.

>>9176337
Suppose we'll see. Maybe /d/ will deliver us from this hell.

Though he didn't draw Saltwater Taffy.

>>9177066
We can always Hope.

>>9176337
I also hope one day that someone will draw a costume, but I doubt that'll happen any day soon.

>>9177091
What?

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Annie!

>>9178144
>Those boobs
The original pic I assumed she was flat as a board.

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>>9178171
She was just wearing a tight dress.
And maybe a sports bra or something.

>>9178200
Huh guess it does show she has boobles. Good job Anon. Love me more Annie.

>>9178222
>Those trips
Anine cute confirmed. Petunia sensual sexy confirmed. Candy waifu tier I wanna cum lots in her confirmed

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>>9178313
>Petunia sensual sexy confirmed
Petunia is comfy tier.

>>9178222
Thank goodness that Mimic didn't draw Petunia having those disturbing fucking udders. It would have completely ruined that pic.

>>9178313
I want to fondle Annie's cute little titties while she rides my cock with her tight little pussy and fill her with my cum.

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>>9178363
>>9178313
She's pretty great

>>9178418
>OC x OC cancer OC offspring
No.

>>9178363
Those literal sweater cows. Top unf. What is Petunias bra size? It has to be pretty fucking big.

>>9178401
Annie would be one hungry cock slut for sure. Would you go full lewd and hold hands?

>>9178418
Comfy Cow waifu.

>>9178480
Why not?

>>9178561
>What is Petunias bra size? It has to be pretty fucking big.
Big enough that others mistakes it for two planets, Now let's circlejerk over this cow satyr who is not one of the main species in Equestria.

>>9178480
I don't like Utah either, but that's just rood.

>>9178561
Probably an F cup bust, and an H cup udder, if you like udders.

>>9178646
>Replying
Don't give him (you)s. He's just gonna throw an autistic fit and set arbitrary rules about what we can and can't talk about. Just watch him sperg to this reply.

>>9178667
Fuck off with this boogeyman shit man.

>In literally seconds
Wew lad. Pottery in motion

>>9178561
>Would you go full lewd and hold hands?
Absolutely.

>>9178663
>H cup udders
That made me kek but sounds cute. But bras for udders? I'd like to see it. Like a banana hammock but for cows

>>9178692
kek

Every day's a riot in satyr.

>>9178692
Becasue there is only one single person in this general, right?

>>9178418
This kinda reminds me of my childhood... and makes me suddenly realize children are awful. Shit, what were me and my sister doing to our parents to make them so desperate for sleeps?

>>9178363
>Satyr, but every time someone is a whiney bitch, it's an anime

Example
>Normal mlp style satyr
>Someone complains about Petunia's udders
>"Utah-kun. Please, don't go to the Everfree! I can't stand to see you hurt!"
>"Petunia-chan... I have to. For the zap apples."

>>9179156
Kek. I like it but am a bit lost on the premise

>>9179223
Satyr is a show that is self-aware in real time. To deal with fans being whiney over non-issues, they make hard changes the second it happens.
>Eventually gets to a point where they have to match TAWOG's level of hard changes every second in style to keep up
Popularity is a curse, not a blessing

>>9179125
I know that feel. I should ask my family why mid day bed time was a thing.

>>9178712
That's how the real impregnation happens. Not a lot of people know that.

>>9183614
And in honor of this bump, who is the most fertile satyr? Who is the least?

>>9183633
>Most
Ivy
>Least
Kaos or Kimmy.

>>9183633
Any applesatyr. They're literally built for breeding.
Tonbo. She's just so lithe that it'd be pretty rough to pass a baby.

>>9183707
>Kimmy.
Why do you think that?

>>9183735
>Why do you think that?
Not him but I agree that the more things added into the mix, the less fertile the result would be. Kimmy has 4 component parts (Snake, Goat, Tiger, and Human), and Kaos has a fuckload, so it'd make sense.

>>9183735
I just think the monstrous satyrs wouldn't mesh well with regular satyrs/Equestrians

>>9183633
Every bun.

>>9184036
This is a meme answer. Buns reproduce quickly but that doesn't make them more fertile.

>>9184130
EVERY
B
U
N

>>9184171
But what about Sally? She's sterile!

>>9184185
E V E R Y B U N

>>9183707
so does that mean mera is more fertile than kimmy?

>>9184780
Mera is Kimmy.

>>9184780
Technically, I guess, only by virtue of her egg laying meaning she can get more chances in the genetic lottery.

Though, as >>9184795 said, they're sort of one and the same.
A kid born from Kimmy's parts and a kid born from Mera's part of the body would genetically be full siblings, and the child of both. Mera's half just has better conception chances because of numbers.

>>9184795
>>9184907
i mean they're joined at the body, but they're sisters and individuals.

it'd be weird for them to be counted as one person when their moms' heads are referred to as being sisters in the show.

>>9184968
Yeah, they're individuals, but I think they'd share the same genetic code between them.

>>9184996
true, but it's also possible they have separate reproductive systems; mera is kinda an almost full amount of snake. maybe one of them works better than the other's.

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>>9183633
Most fertile? Probably Mistake, she biologically has the largest clutch of eggs to be fertilized at any given time. Though not as high as her changeling mother during her ovulation period she has anywhere between 6 to 12 eggs to have those eager little sperms to call home. Though she only seems to be keen on getting impregnated by Yuzu's dad so her fertility isnt really showcased until much later. (When he finally sees her as more than something of a second daughter and actual wife and breeding stock.)

Least? I personally head canon as Alex being the least fertile of all the abominations. Her vaginal pass is very narrow and tight so her taking cocks is not only very difficult but alot of the time sperm cant make it to her uterus. Her and Pogo had to work very hard to convince a child and honestly never had a second child because of those difficulties. Pogo considers his kid a miracle baby and loves her dearly where Alex does love her but sees her as a testament for her own shortcomings and has an odd blend of sorry and joy when she is with her.

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Would you let Alex dom you or would you fight for dominance?

>>9185839
Definitely fight. Femdom is one of my biggest turn offs.

>>9185992
Why is this exactly?

>>9186066
Does there need to be a reason? It's just pure boner kill for me.

>>9185839
Play along, then when the moment strikes, dom the dom.

>>9185168
>When he finally sees her as more than something of a second daughter and actual wife and breeding stock.
>wife and breeding stock
>breeding stock
~UNF

>>9185839
I feel like fighting her [spoiler]sexually[/spoiler] would be much hotter.

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Who would you rather have as your workout partner that turns into a fuckbuddy later on? Darcy, Ace, Trimmings, Broil, or Alex?

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>>9186166
I'd usually say Darcy or Broil but the idea of taking your chunky gal pal to the gym and having the two of you work at improving youself and then it turns to casual No strings attachted fuck buddy sex would be really hot. Especially since Trims is such a fit cutie and a total bro too

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>>9186166
Broil, easily.

>>9186198
I really like how Trimmings got the /fit/ look down. It's just a plus with all dem freckles.

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>>9186166
Alex, probably. Darcy probably works enough she has no need to actually do dedicated exercise.

>>9187772
False advertising, she's still wearing shoes and her stockings.

>>9187772
>There are people who are going to want this to be in the Satyrs By Parent list

>>9187799
I don't think she's wearing stockings. It's just fur-tufts from her upper body marking the transition from fur to human skin.
The shoes I can fix.

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>>9187799
Shoes gone.

If you want to post satyrs in other threads in an attempt to attract more people, then here's a tip: Don't post the weirdest frickin' satyrs we have and start arguing with everyone who thinks its weird. Looking at you, dude who has a hard-on for Ariana and posted her all over the incest thread on /mlp/.

>>9188512
Only 3 pictures of her were posted. The last two only because someone asked about her.
Only one of them by me, and it wasn't the first.

>>9188569
Three pictures too many

>>9188569
>Seriously replying to the autistic trolololo

As you can tell by his reply he clearly will never see himself as anything other than absolutly right. Just stop giving him. (You)s.

Good morning /sad/ how did your favorite satyrs Cinco De Mayo go? Do they celebrate it? Any lewd happenings?

>>9189775
Ambrosia went out to a bar in Appleoosa, got ridiculously drunk, and then rode a mechanical bull into the ground, all while declaring that everypony should "REMEMBER THE PALOMINO!" at the top of her lungs over and over again.

>>9189775
Darcy's family celebrated it, and all the other apples (and some non-Apple friends) joined in. Most other satyrs who don't know Darcy probably never heard of it.

>Any lewd happenings?
After getting drunk off their ass, Darcy and Uncle Anon snuck off to the hayloft for a bit of private fun, as is not unusual during Apple family parties or whenever they get drunk and horny.
Imagine their surprise and amusement when they found Utah and Petunia there, already going at it full force.

After a bit of awkwardness, they have a laugh about it and a few bottles of hard cider later, they decide to swap partners for a change.
It brought all four of them much closer.

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>>9189928
>Uncle Anon
Not my cup of fetish tea but I do find it very arousing at the idea of him and Utah swapping partners for the night. Banging their respective partners side by side, cumming in whatever way they do for them be it inside or in their ass. I imagine Anon would rail Petunia on her back while Darcy does a reverse cowgirl. Lots of family bonding

>>9189825
Cute, Ambrosia is a major cutie. She needs more love too. Did she ever go topless or is she a classier lady than that?

>>9190099
Most satyrs probably end up topless, if not naked before the end of the celebration. They're already not too keen on wearing clothes unless there's a good reason for it (like it being cold), and a party where everyone is too drunk or happy to give them shit about it is too good an opportunity to pass up.

>>9189775
>Younger timeline
Darcy takes Utah out for the night. Doesn't go so great.
>Older timeline
Utah visits SAA to show Feather Heart this holiday. They both go out with Darcy for the night, Utah doing it for nostalgia.

Not sure what the villain would be.

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>Still pushing to make Darcy x Utah incest ship a thing

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>>9191116
People are gonna push what they like, just ignore it and talk about what you want.

>>9191183
But if anyone tries talking about satyrs fucking their mothers, then that one faggot almost always screams that nobody likes being cucked.

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>>9191394
>making excuses
So the cure is to post snide shit posts knocking down other people's content? 2 wrongs dont make a right, and the first one isnt even wrong its just people talking about a ship that other people dont like.

And we cant control people from posting what they like. And I would tell people complaining about cuck the same thing Im telling you, ignore what you dont like and post what you do

>>9191548
It's hard to ignore pure stupidity and retarded ideas.

>>9191394
>if anyone tries talking about satyrs fucking their mothers, then that one faggot almost always screams that nobody likes being cucked
Someone other than the usual whiner?
Cause you know we can just ignore him, right?
Same goes for other whiners too, by the way.

>>9191657
So you're just going to keep making excuses then to shit post? The only things you can do is ignore it or be a sperg about it anytime it gets discussed. At this point it honestly sounds like you want excuses to be justified in complaining about other people's discussions. I hear stupid shit in these threads all the time but I can ignore it and talk about other things, rather than waste time complaining about it.

>>9191116
>no canon
>complaining about pairings

I swear, this general is the Nr 1 general when it comes to obsessing over ships. Can't go one single day without serious shipping being discussed here.
Really, I can't think of any other general that is this obsessed with shipping.

I don't know about you but the prospects of a drunken Utah and Applejack banging seems pretty okay to me.

Not everyone's thing, I know but they are 'Apples to the core'

>>9193278
We also hold the number 1 spot in anons who complain and cry over what other anons like to talk about.

>>9193382
But what if she gets pregnant? Or is that the point?

>>9193523
Then he'll have a new "brother", just like when AJ and Big Mac fooled around in their teens and got a new "sister".

>>9193611
Good times.

>>9193382
Nah

>>9193476
>Implying other generals don't have people complaining over really autistic things as well

>>9193611
So, spoiler. Their parents aren't dead... just pulling a Johnny appleseed while leaving their kids at home. And the writers think that's okay

>>9193818
I guess every general has its outbursts of autism occasionally, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone as persistent as our resident shitstarter in any other general.

>>9193842
Is that for real? I have not kept up with for newer seasons

>>9193842
Who's Johnny Appleseed?

>>9193862
>Not knowing who Johnny Appleseed is
Have you never looked at American Folklore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=484AJlOnOnc

>>9193894
Not until now.
Neat.

>>9193848
That's because many other generals actually manages to drive away fags, while they (you) just keep talking louder and louder in this general, sometimes just to spite others.

>>9194049
And just like that it goes from talking about shipping all the time being bad to saying that people who talk about things they like need to be driven out because (you) deem it as something bad. Content policing of the the thread again. So you've proven yourself to be either a troll or an authoritarian moron who wants to be god king of the thread.

So yeah you can be safely disregard now.

>>9194044
Are you not from the U.S.?

>>9194153
Nope.

>>9194150
>people who talk about things they like need to be driven out because (you) deem it as something bad
>(you)
>Implying it's only one person who doesn't like dumb ideas
Because talking about incest inbreeding on /mlp/ while posting monster satyrs who aren't part ponies really makes others like us more, right? Why, you can just feel the love we're getting from the Incestuous Relationships thread.

You make me ashamed of being a satyrfag.

>>9196478
I think someone needs to go ahead and just call a winner on the clam slam endurance jam. They've been at it so long that Mudpie's rubbing her melanin out.

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>finally fed up with her sweat-drenched shirt sticking to her skin, Cider decides to just take it off

>>9198016
Good ol sexy farm girls

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What is your guiltiest fap in /satyr/?

>>9200073
Anon consensually snuffing his daughter.

>>9200588
sauce?

>>9200980
Just a thing I imagine sometimes.

Though the one thing where Anon was cloning Tonsils and then brutally torturing the clones to death with her help, because it was the best way to indulge in her extreme masochism kinda fits.

>>9201038
Brutal. I can get behind some of that.

/sat/ went down. New one is up.

>>9201718
Must have been a good ep

>>9202010
Isn't the ep tomorrow?

>>9202272
I thought they released on Saturdays

>>9205166
I want to paint that white

>>9203683
Satyrdays and sundays I think. For some reason they're airing 2 new episodes a weekend.

Drunk bump.

>>9208765
The worst thing is drinking the booze you've got and realizing it wasn't enough.

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>>9208825
Speak for yourself. I drink infrequently enough that a single bottle of this is enough to get me nicely buzzed, provided I've got an empty stomach. The trick is to not build up a resistance to alcohol.

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>>9208909
Oh hey, that's close to what I drank last night!

>>9208991
Also, a review: It's super sweet and has a 9% ABV. I could have just snagged a tallboy for a quarter of the price.

>>9208991
I tried that once, it was good, though I definitely prefer Zinfandel which like drinking fruit juice and you can barely tell it's alcoholic at all. After a few glasses of that I usually move on to beer. I can't drink anything stronger anymore, since I gave myself alcohol poisoning when I was seventeen even the smell of strong alcohols makes me feel ill.

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>>9208909
>>9208991
>>9209029
>>9209033
I usually make a cocktail of bacardi, orange juice and a nice quick pour of grenadine. But if that stuff is really sweet I'll try that. I love sweet drinks

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>>9208909
>>9208991
>>9209029
>>9209033
>>9209924
Reminder that satyrs have obscene natural tolerances to alcohol and predispositions towards alcoholism.
Please be understanding and avoid the subject in their presence.

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>>9210442
"Yuzu, what did I tell you about drinking?"
>"It was just 2 bottles of wine dad."
>"Yeah, just to unwind Mr. A. We aint gonna get drunk."
>"Maybe a little tipsy."
"2 bottles!?"
>"Whats the big deal dad we can drink like 4 before getting drunk."
"Oh my god you cleared out my liquor cabinet! That was like 300 bits worth of stuff!"

To them its like tangy fruit juice, never challenge a satyr to a drinking contest, you will always lose.

>>9210564
Had a good kek, friendo.

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Bump

>>9212014
Every day, every fucking day I come home and my god damn adorable bun is giving me this retardedly cute pout and not eating her lettuce!

>>9210564
What if they tried drinking medical rubbing alcohol or petrol? Would chlorine shots with bleach chasers taste good to them?

>>9212370
Bleach would be their vodka. Rubbing alhcolo would be like whiskey.

>Tonsils sits on an examination table casually drinking from an open bottle of Isopropyl.
>Mr Nurse Anon comes limping in with a scraped knee.
"Guh Tonsils I need some of that."
>She looks to you mid drink silently before lowering her drink.
>Sliding off the table she walks over, bends down and slowly drains the remaining contents from her mouth over as he winces.
>"Don't be a baby, it's watered down than with saliva."
>Anon often questions how long he keep work this mad sex bomb

>>9212512
So long as Dr. T keeps paying Anon's overtime with sexual favors, I imagine he'll never leave.

>>9213503
She kills two birds with one load. She doesn't got to pay anon and she gets a protein rich snack that's not ramen. Money was real tight in the early days of her practice

>>9214347
>implying she doesn't just eat casket jerky and cannibalize her snuffed clones.

Though she's still fucking and sucking that many any time she's able.

>>9214399
This was before she had access to those things anon. Like just starting her clinic.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can clearly picture Tonsils singing this and dancing with nurse/henchman Anon over the restrained body of Snapshot as he lies shackled to her operating table.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY

Her intentions are good, she just wants to "fix" the clearly confused boy and make him into a real man.

>>9214652
>and make him into a real woman.
ftfy

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Mal!

>>9212321
Buns would like nothing more than a huge slab of crispy, flavorfull meat. But the buns are discouraged from such meals as the added protein adds wickded strong leg muscles and they have been known to snap large logs in half.

>>9216707
Seems like the meat is going to the soldiers, then.

/trash/ is fast today.

>>9216741
>Tfw no muscular cute bun girls to leg lock you or fell their massive thighs

Which satyrs like fisting? Anal or Vaginal?

>>9219695
Mal does as a byproduct of having such big toys.

>>9222669
Uncle Anon fisting her butt?

>>9222961
Not so much fisting, and not so much anon. More like she loves to play kinky butt stuff on her own. Her butt stuff isnt something she shares often. And she prefers to have vag stuff be done with her significant other. (Not a real big fan of the uncle anon stuff desu but I can see the appeal in some cases.)

>>9223396
What sort of kinky butt stuff?
Buttplugs?
Shoving her crusty dildo up there?
Experimenting with how many plastic balls she can fit up there?

>>9224318
She cant afford to take care of her butt plugs, and after her nice set got ruined from leaving them shit encrusted for a week she could not bring herself to put that moldy plug back in there. Same thing for the dildos.

Her favorite thing she likes to shove in there are large sharpies, Pretty easy to get, disposable, and they come in packs so she doenst have to make trips often. Balls in the ass she has not tried yet but I can see her getting really into it.

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>>9224401
Forgot pic

>>9224417
>Sharpies
>Equestria

I suppose quills would be too point?

>>9224903
Equestria has modern cities and cameras, of course they have sharpies.

>>9225546
Equestria's technology level is wildly inconsistent.

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You wouldn't fuck your own daughter, right?

>>9216741
>>9216707

>"I'm starving," grumbled a bun soldier as she crouched beside the campfire and rustled through her backpack for a bite to eat, "we ain't had nothin' but caterpillary lettuce for three stinking days!"
>"Yeah," agreed one of her companions, "why can't we have some meat?"
>Her gaze fell upon the two bound captive batyrs they'd recently caught.
>"What about them?" She asked. "They're fresh."
>"They are NOT for eating!" Commanded a higher ranking bun as she pushed her way through the crowd of her subordinates.
>A large, hulking soldier dragged the captives back and into relative safety.
>"What about their ears?" Asked another as she hungrily stared at them. "They don't need those. Oh, they look tasty!"
>"Get back scum!" Ordered the commander, shoving her underling away.
>The assembled buns squared up, picking sides in the argument and drawing weapons as various insults were exchanged between the two groups.
>"Carve 'er up!"
>"Just a mouthful!"
>"No! Yelled the commander, swinging her sword and decapitating an unfortunate member of the opposing group.
>A shocked silence fell over the group before at last the commander spoke up again.
>"Looks like meat's back on the menu, girls!"
>What followed could only be described a sickening cannibalistic feeding frenzy.

Don't let their cute looks deceive you, buns can be vicious when hungry.

>>9226362
kek

Aww, no Ariana stories in the pastebin?

>>9226912
Sadly there aren't many. I can only think of one at the moment - the one where Lenora stings Kimmy and she has to go to the hospital. Unsure if that's in the pastebin but if not, hopefully someone has it and can repost it or link the archive.

>>9226178
Only bad dads don't give their daughters daughters.

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>>9226178
There is only one correct answer for daughter fucking. And by one I mean two. And by daughter I mean daughters.

>>9226362
It truly went Crasters Keep

>>9227930
>Lyra and Bon-bon are good friends
>So let's have them share husband and make their kids be exactly like them
Most boring headcanon.

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>>9228638
>Tried to start shit in /sat/ over the satyr town
>No bites
>Come here instead

Remember to this ignore this anon.

>Inb4 crying and screeching

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>>9227930
>There is only one correct answer for daughter fucking. And by one I mean two. And by daughter I mean daughters.
I like the way you think.

>>9228734
>Tried to start shit over satyr town
>Implying that was me
>Implying he didn't have a small point
He had a point, you know. We're in a PONY fandom, and this whole thing takes place in Equestria. Trying to make it 100% satyrs like this whole thing takes place in a Satyrverse is just a bad idea that will drive people away.
>Implying anyone tried to start shit over it
>Implying everyone who questions ideas are just one single shitposter
You really are this sensitive over criticism, aren't you?

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>>9228842
The Alex and Hope being half sisters was a cute idea. The two are unlikely friends.

>>9228842
>>9229046
Can someone repost that story where Anon fucks Alex?

>>9229675
Which one? There's like 3 of them, I think.

>>9229696
The one where Alex's pussy is too tight to penetrate due to her being part feline. Alex and Hope are half-sisters in it.

>>9229809
>Anon has to impregnate her by cumming through a straw

>>9229860
>It doesn't work
>He has to shove a needle filled with his cum into her urethra instead

>>9229878
I don't think even griffons can get pregnant through the urethra.

>>9229890
Ariana can.

>>9229953
Nope, still gonna have to pull out and shoot a load down her hallway for that.

>>9229809
https://www.anonpone.com/pastes/story/EB6whF92
This one?

>>9229860
Nonsense, fuck her butt then pull out and press it against her entrance and let loose.
Or hotdog her catpuss, or just have some fatherly thigh sex first.

>>9229978
>Nonsense, fuck her butt then pull out and press it against her entrance and let loose.
Would it go far enough in though?
But anyway, I think if a human woman can stretch her urethra to the point of taking a dick in her bladder, I'm sure a griffon pussy can be stretched to be able to take a human dick.

>>9229970
Like you know how Arimaspi reproduction works.

>>9230009
Considering that in some circumstances, a girl can get pregnant without any vaginal at all, like cum leaking onto her vag after a wholesome buttfuck, I'd say yes. If you're actively directing it, a load shot from the entrance will probably still get the job done.

>>9230031
The same way as any other mammal I would imagine. As much as she loves it when daddy shoots a big sticky load inside her piss-filled bladder, she can't get pregnant that way.

>>9230073
I guess it could happen. Probably less probability than if you were able to penetrate her though.

>>9230076
Again, like you know how the Arimaspi reproduces.

>>9230076
Oh good, plznomore, my boner can only get SO hard.

>>9230143
Fair enough, but until there's canon proof otherwise, I'm just going to headcanon that they reproduce exactly the same way as other mammals.

>>9230202
How many ways can there be to have babies? Aesxual reproduction? Good ol vag? Cloaca smashing? Am i missing any other ways? Futa impreg?

I honestly can't tell if someone is only pretending to like some disturbing thing just to try and tick others off, or if they are genuinely into that sort of shit.

I honestly can't tell if someone is only pretending to be morally outraged just to tick other people off or if they are genuinely retarded and want to be thread police for any content they dont like.

>>9230230
i've found that anywhere on the internet, the answer is always both.

>>9230285
i've found that anywhere on the internet, the answer is always both.

>>9230285
Don't respond to him.

>>9230285
>I haven't figured out that there are a lot of people here on the Internet who has different opinions than I do
>I can't figure out why people in a general that was originally about family feels are so butthurt over me pushing sexual fetishes into every conversation

Ah so trolling after all? Good to know.

>>9230154
>with every thrust inside your giant half-arimaspi daughter's pisshole, you can feel the warm wetness of her urine enveloping your cock
>you can feel the pressure building up in your loins, telling you that you are getting close
"I'm about to cum, Ari." you grunt.
>she smiles warmly down at you, knowing exactly what to do
>without saying a word, reaches down with her arms, sticks two fingers inside her pussy and pulls it wide open
>it takes every ounce of your concentration not to instantly blow your load inside her tight piss-filled bladder, but you manage somehow
>without wasting a second, you quickly pull out of her peehole, a trickle of amber pee following your dick before it closes itself back up
>firmly gripping your rock-hard cock, you aim directly at her cervix, now clearly visible in her gaping vagina, and start masturbating furiously, your hand and dick slicked with your daughter's juices
>as you let go, it only takes a moment before you erupt, blasting load after hot sticky load directly into your daughter's cervix
>spent from the earth-shattering orgasm, you cuddle up to your daughter and she puts her big furry arms around you as both of you doze off
>today was a trying to get your daughter pregnant kind of day

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>>9230401

New thread.

>>9230469
>>9230469
>>9230469

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>>9230472
Ohgodallmyyes