Dreamland Games 103 -ROBOBOT- .
First whatever.
Hunger Games (HG) Thread. I think.
>>9146672
Emilia
Reigen Arataka
>>9146672
Fujiwara no Mokou
Grora
Maria and Harusame
Gascoigne
Sora
>>9146672
Chie
Eggman-kun
Inkling
Evil Female Oak Tree
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9146672
Azrael
Futaba Sakura
Woman in Blue Clothes
Len
>>9146672
Mayor of Cantown
>>9146672
Ginshi Shirazu
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Broken Sterling Archer
Utsutsu
Tom Servo
Groo
Code Vein-chan
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Usotsuki
Pipopoppin that cherry~
Whoresea
Junpei Iori
Nagisa Kaworu
Tensa Zangetsu
Hatate's ass
Pankechi
>>9146672
AVOCADO
Hatohara
Hey beter
Sonsaku Hakufu
>>9146730
>43 KB
MY FUCKING EYES
Head pats
Lolihime
>>9146746
hey beter
Niggers
>>9146672
Agrias Oaks
>>9146769
>>9146746
Hey, anons. Whatcha doin?
Syoko Hoshi
>>9146672
Late Vinny
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9146786
kys ramsalooza
Coral Grimes
Reaping
Someone swap Vinny in pls
>>9146802
hosing
Abril lovegate
>>9146851
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAL!
I miss >ramsay posting
>>9146858
Get on with it.
>>9146858
I'd like to hose down Saki with my cu-
Okay I'm done. Thanks for hosting.
>>9146858
Swap
>>9146684
>>9146817
Your queen is gonna go take her beauty sleep.
>>9146858
I'd swap him in, but I got things I gotta do! Money doesn't earn itself, Host! Now get it started!
>>9146875
Who could this be?
Fuck off, Ramsay.
>>9146858
Please replace me>>9146714 for this one>>9146824
it's time to suck some farts
>ramsay
>>9146885
>>9146858
>>9146792
Then...
>>9146858
>You are READY to take part in an Arena for the first time where DEATH and DISMEMBERMENT are not only the keys to survival, but everyday occurrences. You will most likely die PAINFULLY, by the hand of someone who will forget about you within minutes, if not seconds.
>You are so totally ready to do this.
Ass-chan! Where are you~
>ramsay
>>9146921
> shit forgot pic
> whatever
>>9146922
>Ass-chan!
>When the swap begging is so cancerous that the host is the one doing it
>>9146890
>>9146858
>>9146728
Ooh, but I like her~. Keep her in!
>>9146858
>>9146731
>>9146934
swop
>>9146943
Oh. Fuck.
>>9146953
STOP IT STOP IT NOW I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN SWAPPED IN
>>9146858
>>9146890
Oh? Even after being gone for a while, people still feel it's right to put me in instead? I'm almost remarkably impressed by the kindness given by the people here, although it doesn't quite work in my favor. Very well, then.
I, Kosaku Kawajiri, will make the most of this opportunity. Thank you, Elizabeth.
>>9146934
>>9146953
He's Groo, right?
>>9146941
I honestly can't believe people actually did it kek
But I like it
>>9146941
> mfw i have fans
>>9146959
>>9146944
Oh, but I'll take your place instead, too~
>>9146943
>>9146944
I was more than fine to witness another game take place but participating in one is just as fun! I thank both of you ladies for the opportunity.
>>9146969
You don't need to thank someone like me. Particularly since it looks to be I will be in the game after all. Instead of being your fan, I shall be your rival! How thrilling! All I ask you to do is to come at me as if you wish to kill me.
wew that's a lot of swapping.
Just bump the game ffs
>>9147014
hg is caring :)
>>9147014
People're just afraid. They don't wanna get their asses handed to 'em it seems.
Alright let's begin I guess.
And by not-so-popular demand as in one anon kinda requested it, I lowered the death rate from Very High to just High.
Let's see how this fares in this game.
>>9147061
It was nice, but you aliens gotta drop the whole probing thing. I ain't letting ya anywhere near my ass.
>>9147061
>You flee from everyone else immediately.
>This was probably a wise decision considering the circumstances.
>>9147061
>Most people in event is 3
Bizarro Dreamland?
>>9147061
>That's fatal, isn't it?
>>9147061
How long did those eggheads keep me frozen this time? Not like it matters, I can punch through this as easy as I could through them!
>>9147061
Time to bail!
>>9146999
Just be careful not to lose your head out there~
>>9147081
Oh, you're safe.
>>9147061
Just how did this knight finish me? Did he thrust his giant sword into me? Did he crush me with his heavy armor. Was his stare enough to still my pulse? Oooh, all the possibilities of what could've happened!
>>9147098
nice jab
also true
>>9147061
Oh no! Oscillations of pressure through a medium in the range of human hearing! My only weakness!
>fucking robo dies
>>9147061
Wh-why!? I thought you looked like my dad! But you're nothing like him, are you?
>>9147096
Thanks for letting me know! I've been having some bad luck whenever I fight here lately.
>>9147061
My word, I've missed a game? It seems all I can do is watch until the game's end...
I do hope you make it a show at least.
Ah yes, and lest I forget, greetings.
>>9147061
Everyone is getting hit by cars. I guess cars in Dreamland are different from the real world. Wouldn't surprise me.
>>9147166
Don't try to bite it, it is NOT edible... ow my teeth..
>>9146999
>Kosaku can't help but let a small smile show from what the woman says. He wasn't expecting such news to be given to him at all.
You're my fan, too? Goodness, this is a lot of praise for a mere salaryman. Regardless, you wouldn't want someone like me to praise. There are better recipients.
And you're not one of the people I need to go after. If I do go after you, however, please forgive me for whatever I happen to do next.
>>9147061
>>9147144
>In a rather bizarre turn of events (and the rather bizarre occurrence of someone actually witnessing this,) Kosaku stares in total confusion as the fairy takes away the little girl. The words had somehow struck deep into his "heart". After a while, he puts a hand to his head, muttering to himself.
Was that father I saw just then? It couldn't have been, but... That little girl reminded me of Hayato... What had driven me to attack her?
>Kosaku then stares down at his hands in sheer horror, a somewhat frightened expression on his face.
M-My fingernails... They've grown! Miss! If you're still listening, I apologize! Please don't take it to heart!
>>9147166
>You reach down and grab her hand before she flies into the abyss.
>Using all of your strength, you drag her back up before collapsing into an exhausted heap.
>There's your good deed for the day. Pat yourself on the back.
>>9147166
>While blocking the projectiles with growler Azrael gets stuck in that pose, where he still is to this very day.
>>9147166
What an embarrassing death that would have been, I guess I have you to thank.
>>9147166
We don't gotta fight right now, do we? Let's just chill out and enjoy ourselves.
>He starts digging into his pudding
>>9147061
SPOOKY AVOCADO! SPOOKY AVOCADO!
>>9147166
Aw. Such a happy accident, but they lived...
>>9147166
I brought Pizza Rolls
>>9147166
GAH! Watch where yer goin' asshole! Yer gonna kill someone one of these days!
>>9147096
I thank you for the concern. I have taken extra precaution over protecting my head from a previous event. I don't believe anything happened to it this time.
>Her smile begins to waver as she begins to feel her head.
Nothing DID happen to it, did it?
>>9147114
A jab? I have no idea what you could mean.
>>9147152
You should not fret. I expect the next match to take place in less than 24 hours. That's hardly any time!
>She turns around to see the newcomer, only to still be searching when all that is around is a book.
Hmm? Hello? Yoooohoooo!
>>9147202
I would not hesitate in calling you a friend with the activities we did together. And please, I wouldn't mind at all of what you may do to me in a game. However, I managed to meet my demise almost instantly.
>>9147166
It's a pretty musical night, what with the double concerts going on.
>>9147235
I suppose when you've lived as long as I, a mere 24 hours is a drop in the pond.
...Hello? Are you daft, woman!? I'm right here, thank you!
>the floating grimoire flies into her view
>>9147263
This ain't really my type of crowd or my type of music. Why the hell sent me these shit tickets in the mail?
>>9147263
>Feels like home.
>>9147152
W-what! A talking book!? How rare is that!? I'm really not just seeing things, am I?
>>9147202
>There's a brief cry of surprise as the fairy lets go of her, letting her fall straight to the ground with a heavy "whump". She lies there in pain, but nothing looks immediately terrible.
Oow...
>>9147166
Mister Junpei...what DID we just eat?
>>9147263
It's pretty dangerous to just sleep out in the woods at night. Hope she doesn't wake up and get the wrong idea, that'd be preeeety awkward.
>>9147263
>the snoring is really, really loud
>>9147286
I don't know. All I know is that it was not edible... and that my teeth hurt a lot
What kind of events are your favorite to be in?
>>9147327
sexual ones ;)
>>9147327
Any events where I interact with other avatars and not filler.
>>9147327
The one where Archer banged Suz
>>9147327
Non-fatal ones.
>>9147348
t.. archer
>>9147327
Any event with my favorite avatars.
>>9147146
Oh, anytime~ It'd be a shaaame if you were to give up so quickly, there's soo much more left in store for you, you know.
>>9147235
Nothing at all, nothing at all.
>She smiles in a childish fashion, before giggling mischievously
...Yet~
>>9147327
The ones where I win!
>>9147348
He also banged Gascoigne, but that's good taste.
>>9147327
Events that canonically fit my avatar(s).
>>9147375
How you doing tonight?
>>9147375
CAH WHEN
>>9147327
>>9147375
These ones
>>9147392
It's a bit warm, but I'm feeling pretty cozy. I'm just paranoid of buggies from outside crawling on me, I've already seen a big spider on the floor and a small beetle crawling on my tum. You?
>>9147397
THIS WEEKEEEEND!
>>9147400
Christ, you are boring.
>>9147414
>THIS WEEKEEEEND!
R-Really?
>>9147286
>the book visibly drops in the air as it heaves a sigh
For how long must I endure these obvious questions...
Your eyes do not deceive you, child! You are in the company of Grimoire Weiss, and I am no mere talking book!
>>9147272
You must have also experienced a long life. When I say that in this place, it is usually met with... lets say a stronger reaction.
>She finally sees who is speaking to. Taking it rather well, she smiles at it.
Why salutations! It is a bit rude to hide from who you are speaking to however.
>>9147327
Ones where I get to interact with someone. Also ones where I die in amusing ways. Those are fantastic!
>>9147365
What else could one mean with the wording, yet?
>She continues to feel her head.
Your unwillingness to answer is piquing my curiosity.
>>9147365
Yeah, I got a lot of things to do here before my next journey. Like win and... Win some more... Oh, and spend some time with some friends I made here!
>You're not entirely certain what's going on. You were participating in a game of death based on a popular video game franchise. Perhaps you still are.
>As it stands, however, you're not really doing much of anything. Are you still asleep from the previous night? Are you simultaneously conscious and asleep?
>Thinking about this starts to frighten you.
>>9147434
Mhm, I promise! I never break promises, don't you worry!
>>9147327
the best thing shovel knight ever said.
Host went offline.
>>9147327
Events where people respond to my ava.
So none.
>>9147452
BETER
>>9147435
Kys cancer!
>>9147452
RIP Dedede. I officially declare myself, anon, as winner of this game. Fuck the lot of you.
>>9147452
F Dee-bee-dee, anybody wanna play the gallery folder game if there isn't a host around?
>>9147452
Guess nobody wins but the host for getting a free pass to leave us. Bummer.
>>9147470
wat
>>9147443
u da bes Tricky
>>9147452
>You don't know who the "host" is, nor what it means that he's "offline." What are you, in some kind of web-browser based simulation?
>No, that's just silly. Put that thought out of your head right now.
>>9147452
More misfortune befalling a host? I must get to the bottom of this!
>>9147466
I would be willing to believe your claims. However one fact that is present is that no one named anon signed up for this game.
>>9147436
A long time indeed. You yourself as well?
I was not hiding! You simply weren't looking the right way.
>>9147465
>working on it. :v
>>9147320
It was really soft, though, it felt like...this is bad, isn't it? Like...really, really bad.
>>9147435
Grim...woh...white? I don't think I can pronounce that...
>Chie frowns, fidgeting nervously as she watches the book droop.
But I've never seen one before! So you're one of a kind, right?
>>9147477
>I'm confused. Were they hating on you, or did you respond for no reason?
>>9147475
It's just something I used to do back in 2015 during dead hours, just have people roll numbers to pick a folder, then I'd reply with the number of images in that folder, and they'd randomly pick a number in between the ones given, and then I'd reply to them with a screenshot of the number and the image in the gallery. And by the gallery, I mean my phone gallery.
>>9147327
>>9147397
What is CAH?
No bully pls
>>9147507
Cards Against Humanity
>>9147507
Cards Against Humanity
I'm going to try and fit my big toe into my asshole
>>9147507
Retard!
>bullies your ass into the dirt
post avas that make you angry
>>9147235
A friend? Goodness me, that's a privilege I wouldn't have ever expected from anyone. If that's the case, then you can be... A friend of mine. That word sounds foreign to me.
Did you? Oh, my. I do suppose you should have kept your spot, incredibly obvious as it may be. Perhaps you would have a better chance. Maybe I could try winning this for you?
>>9147286
>Kosaku visibly jumps back when he hears her cry of surprise, taking it as a cry of pain. However, he doesn't dare move in case she be intimidated from the man that had attacked her. "Maybe," he thinks, "I should go check if she's alright. As long as she tells no one else, and as long as she's fine." In thinking so, he begins to move forward, one step at a time.
...Hayato? I mean, little one? Little one, are you alright? I heard the crash, and I wanted to see if you were okay.
>Kosaku smacks himself internally. "For someone who prides themselves on being reserved, you're not doing a good job in being so."
>>9147501
I have no idea. These games can get really confusing
>>9147494
>Working in killing yourself.
You're better than that. No an heroing!
>>9147502
>No point in arguing that, so I just replied with nothing.
>>9147529
Y-yamero...
>fucking dies
>>9147527
Have fun breaking your ankle, anon.
>>9147533
Hanekawa, Vino, Aikawa
>>9147533
>>9147554
>Aikawa
Explain
>>9147558
Probably because he's cuter then them.
>>9147558
He is a pedoooooo, I don't like pedooooos.
>>9147438
And get in a good scrap, right? It's fun to get the blood pumping, right? It's fun to show off and smack people around, right~
>>9147436
Oh, but can't you guess? It's fun to see people try that. Especially when they get it right...not that it changes much!
>She giggles once more. It's ever so slightly more drawn out as she covers her lips with her fingers.
>>9147566
>then
>them
>>9147567
Are you memeing right now?
>>9147566
I-I think I'm doing pretty alright in cute levels, anon.
>>9147357
It happened. Based Archer banged the lesbian
>>9147533
Saki, because I know that nigger DDD ain't ever going to let me hit that.
>>9147567
BASED
>>9147578
Am I? Or am I not? It's TRICKY to tell with me, sometimes.
>>9147581
8/10 would high five in a game of Spin The Bottle
>>9147501
Do I have to spell it out for you?
Grihm. Wahr. Vice.
Grimoire Weiss.
As for being unique... As far as I know, I am only one of two of my kind. As rare as they come in terms of uniqueness, and power.
>>9147554
Why Vino?
>>9147581
triggy
>>9147596
I wish I could update my pic in the avatar facelist thing, it needs updating again.
>>9147533
where tf is ddd
>>9147574
I wouldn't say I 'smack people around', but yeah, fighting in an arena like this gets me really pumped. It's looking like I'll have to call it quits soon though.
>>9147533
> Fujiwara, Emilia, Emi, any anime girl (not that i hate anime), anyone barely competent of killing an average man like vinbo
>>9147591
>You feel the urge to hit something after hearing that terrible pun.
>You resist since you're dealing with a mentally unhinged individual.
>Hey, loony bin, you missed one!
>>9147494
I would like to think so. However time is a concept that still continues to elude me.
>She puts her hands on her hips, an expression of mock anger on it, her smile still showing through.
We can play this game over which one of us is right or wrong, it is I by the way, however I much rather would get to know you more.
>>9147535
Ah, was I moving too fast with such a comment? I shall tone it down for now if you desire. I would cheer for you but it seems the host vanished. It looks as though this game was cursed since it's inception.
>>9147574
You must be playing me for a fool. That must be the reason. I must say, good show. You did have me going, as you saw yourself.
>>9147533
Any old fag who comes into the thread just to shitpost
>>9147494
>panning to an hero
You're better than that!
>>9147554
>>9147558
>>9147567
I'm confused...
>>9147615
I think Defalt's accosting him for some drugs again.
>>9147615
Defalt dropped a shitload of acid again then crashed in through DDD's window and stabbed him with a piece of glass.
I'm gonna sleep
kbye
>none of the female avafags like Aikawa
>>9147618
why me though
>>9147618
> also reigen
>>9147646
Just say you hate anime Ava's
>>9147641
Junko does
>>9147641
>gender
>mattering
Aikawa is the last to care about that.
>>9147646
>when you're too new to appreciate how based reigen is
>>9147651
i do have anime avas that i like, mind you
Dedede, are you still here?
>>9147618
>Hating Mokou
Wut. Explain!
>>9147646
Reigenfag is a massive tool. I find him pretty annoying.
>>9147539
I suddenly don't think eating anything here at all is a good idea. Did you get that feeling, too?
>>9147535
Ooooh...everything's spinny...
>Chie sits up slowly, swaying in slow circles as she holds her head.
Whoooah...scary mister...? You're baaack?
>>9147602
You probably should, I really don't know how it's spelt, myself...uuuhm...so there's only two? So being a talking book is just as big a deal as I thought! Ooh, is the other one black?
>>9147661
He's offline m8.
>>9147663
Calm down whiteknight
>>9147605
He is also a pedo!
>>9147607
Yeeeees, anon?
>>9147620
Excuse me? Do you understand who you're speaking with, Mr. King Tut? Egypt called, they want their rags back. You look like you're the crumbs that fell off of a pizza that were left to char in the oven for years. Now, apologize.
>>9147666
What did you do, Satan? Oh God, this is the start of WW3 isn't it? DDD's house got nuked to shit by the sand monkeys...
Don't do drugs,kiddos.
>>9147673
Hi! Is that all?
Is anyone going to pick up any star wars avas for May the 4th or nah?
>>9147682
OH SHIT I FORGOT THAT'S TODAY
>>9147682
>>9147682
It all depends on if Vader finishes cooking his fries.
>>9147665
Well, at least in the games it would be a bad idea. But at least I found a supermarket while exploring around here
>>9147682
May the 4th be with you? That's a strange saying.
>>9147628
It's...
Hmmm. Time is a rather...hard concept to fully comprehend. Mortals should consider it lucky they don't.
Honestly, I care not about arguing with the likes of you. Just ask what you wish to know, woman.
>>9147631
>Yeah, it's just sometimes.
>>9147665
Wha...?
Why, yes... it is, in fact, black. Rather sharp of you, I'm impressed.
The only thing I know of it is it's name: Grimoire Noir.
>>9147628
Hmmm? But I haven't done aaaaaaanything, you silly willus~
>And slowly, she parts her fingers to silently say the word "yet."
>>9147617
Ooooh, you prefer cutting then? Rending them apart, dicing them in to so many little pieces~? You shouldn't give up so quick.
>>9147694
What?
>>9147682
I was thinking about picking up the droid from Rogue One, but I still have to make a folder for him.
>>9147547
>whispers into Mokou's ear
you're my favorite fairy
>>9147670
Not a whitwknight. Wondering why someone would gate a person who stays out of drama. And hosts alot of games for us. All I ask for is the reasoning for hating Mokou.
>>9147705
Thaaaat's going a little too far.
>>9147682
No. I'm preparing my liver to survive a Friday Cinco.
>>9147671
>You stare blankly as the mutated cucumber spouts gibberish at you, ending off with "Now, apologize."
>Apologize? For what? All you did was follow the orders of an omnipresent god who refuses to let you have any caliber of free will.
>If anything, it should apologize to you. This assault on your eardrums is at least a misdemeanor in the legal world. Right up there with jaywalking and tearing off mattress tags. How villainous!
>>9147730
>Not a whitwknight.
Yes you are.
>>9147715
What's your name again? I get you confused with somebody else a lot.
有人说中文吗
Nighto, HG
>>9147737
what the fuck stop godmodding me
>>9147715
I'm not even a fairy, but thanks for that.
>Tfw you want to pick up Admiral Ackbar for shits and giggles but that would still require playing a character with no real personality
I'm not good enough to play a one-off character, even if he's a meme.
>>9147755
>inb4 this fag posts again after their goodnight post
kys inkling
>>9147701
Yay, I was right! It was just fitting, right? If one of you was called something close to "white" and was mostly white...it's that yin-yang thing! I bet they're just the opposite of you or something, too!
>>9147750
Whoa, a talking cat!? Was that Chinese?
>>9147748
Don't sweat about the small things. I'm nothing more but a dust in the aimless wind.
>>9147755
Bye Squid kid.
>>9147738
I'M FUCKING CURIOOOUS CUNT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA FUCKEN HEAD MATE, GOT A FUCKEN SCREW LOOSE?
>>9147701
>Youmu hits Weiss with her sheathed sword for saying such a thing.
>>9147765
你会说中文吗
>>9147756
>You don't know what godmodding is. Maybe play D&D once in a while with your chums, will you?
>>9147755
Goodnight!
>>9147681
yeah hi
>>9147777
ANGRY QUADS
>>9147786
gosh heck i know what godmodding is, it's what you're doing to me right the frick now sog darnit and i'm really not appreciating this cog smarmit
>>9147780
>nope
>>9147737
>That is some very excellent rp, Mr Mayor avafriend
I don't understand how I'm able to understand what you're thinking, or, in this case, what other force is narrating your current actions, but I think you better stop. Whatever it is you're doing, stop. Right now. I am not in the mood to talk to the next suicide-bomber about his strike location. If you continue to engage, you will not enjoy what is to come. Understood?
>>9147791
H-Hi! How's your day going?
>Dedede is Dededead
Now I can finally spoil Kirby Clash Deluxe! Yay!
>>9147628
No, no, you weren't at all. I just wasn't expecting you to befriend someone like me. I'm no one special, yet you consider me a friend... I'd like to know the reasons why.
Luck wasn't on their side, it seems. Don't fret, however. If it comes back to an acceptable state, I will do my best and place as well as I can. Though, I can't make any promises...
>>9147665
>Kosaku silently cringes, silently wishing he hadn't come to a bad start. "My urges hadn't ever come to a point to where I attack people mindlessly. If I need to, I should at least console her... She said something about me and her father. Maybe I talk to her about that?"
Yes, yes, I'm here. I do apologize, I was simply... Acting out of impulse. I had thought you were an enemy of mine, or perhaps someone worse. Please, please, lie down.
>Kosaku kneels down and gently pushes her back, attempting to get her to the ground so she could heal faster. "I hope she isn't going to cry or anything. That's the last thing I want."
>>9147755
Goodnight.
>>9147765
It would stand to reason that, yes, it WOULD be an opposite of me. I exist as the good side to it's evil, so say the "legends" that have been told.
>>9147826
good
>>9147820
你懂中文
Did Aussa kill himself yet? I could go for some good news.
>>9147828
What deep lore would an expanded mini-game have?
>>9147682
May the Fourth Be With You All
>>9147849
kriby a pink puffball
>>9147682
post avas, heres mine
> avas like niko, travis, mc ride, and mccandless i don't have enough pictures of
> i could try and rp as elliot rodger but i'd rather just not
> jack i can rp for a bit until i run out of images
You think LF and the gang come on late at night?
>>9147849
They brought back Dark Mind and he possesses Dedede.
And since they announced a Multiplayer Game people are actually speculating that it might be an Amazing Mirror Remake/Sequel
Star Wars is fucking shit
>>9147786
>You suddenly realize you don't know what "D&D" means, either. Death & Destruction?
>You know that all too well, really.
>>9147807
>Yet another person who's a few cards short of a full deck.
>Perhaps you've accidentally wandered into the local asylum.
>Yes, that's exactly it, you've decided. That makes all the sense in the world despite you not remembering walking into a building of any kind recently.
>>9147826
>Apparently the mutated zucchini can read your mind.
>In your infinite wisdom after being threatened with your life, you wonder if she'll choose the number you're thinking of.
>You hope she chooses 6, but in case she does, you'll say you ACTUALLY were thinking of 8.
>Clearly, you are a genius.
>I literally just started using him this thread, and oh my God is he so fun. I'm glad that It's going really well so far.
>>9147866
>elliot rodger
omg please do him pls pls
>>9147866
>Not playing Elliot Rodger
>>9147884
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Star Wars is *the fucking shit.
>>9147884
t. Trekkie
>>9147884
I agree and so is star trek in my humble opinion anyway
>>9147885
what the...what the heck are you talking about mr god mod extreme? i haven't been wandering around anywhere recently, stop taking control of my RP and make your own and play with your own character dog garn it
>>9147904
Unless you like Aliens, Starship Troopers, and/or Hitchhikers Guide you need to have some fun.
>>9147866
Who's in the bottom right? I forgot
>>9147838
>tells you to look at steam
>>9147866
>McCandless
that would be nice to see
Into the Wild was a nice book
>>9147918
>Aliens
Classic.
>Starship Troopers
Original's a classic.
>Hitchhiker's
Book's a classic. The movie is a total abortion.
>>9147884
>HOW DARE THIS PERSON HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN THE ONE YOU HOLD YOU ARE GOING TO RIP OFF HIS ARMS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT IF YOU FIND HIS PASTY ASS
>>9147911
>Yes, hello, police? This one escaped his straitjacket. Yeah, he's a crazy one alright. You better hurry before he eats a baby or something.
>>9147918
I've watched a lot of scifis I just didn't care for star wars and star trek. Hitchhikers is pretty dope book though
>Watching anything that isn't a Vin Diesel movie
haha may the FOURTH be with u xP
>>9147885
I don't believe it's mind-reading, no, not at all. The fact that I am not typing in all caps shows there is something very...improbable, occurring right now. You see, I have a device implanted in my brain, which lets me harness the powers of improbability to my somewhat-will. Being around you seems to have a very strange effect on me. I don't like it. It's as if whatever you're "saying" is like another conscience in my head. It's making me feel vulnerable. Is the number you're thinking of...14? That's 8 + 6. Or, 2? That's 8-6. Or, 42? The meaning of life itself, and the number you get when multiplying 8 and 6 together? Who knows. Only you do.
>>9147933
You're pretty cool to me.
>>9147949
I can understand it, honestly. Star Wars is honestly just a fantasy movie in Sci-Fi clothing and Generation is only the truly great Star Trek series.
>>9147968
no fun allowed
>>9147960
Melt is cute.
>>9147838
But...isn't it a book? How could it be evil? Mom always said that it's just a matter of what you do with information that's important.
>>9147834
But I-waah...!
>Chie lets out a short shout as she's pushed over, falling down with far less effort than it looks like it should. That girl is...very, very light.
But I'm nobobdy's enemy...how could I be anybodb...anyone's?
>Her voice sounds disoriented, even still.
>>9147699
Super...market? Like one of those really, really big grocery stores? Those places scare me...
>>9147968
check out my tweet and instagram posts xD omg im a nerddddd
>>9147637
Tataa! That one was in a rush.
>>9147701
They have such short lives that they do not have to think of it. Likewise. The burning question in my mind is where do you speak from? Books do not have any vocal cords if I recall correctly.
>>9147705
I can see that you will someday be very good at this. Yes, I can tell you haven't done anything. Though I do hope you are ready for whatever consequences there will be for doing such actions.
>>9147755
Tata, possibly delicious child!
>>9147834
And I shall cheer for you if such an opportunity ever comes.
>The woman lets out a sigh, a rare case of her smile disappearing.
I would really like if it you stop saying that. I have shared two wonderful evenings with you in my visits here. Is that not enough?
>>9147986
You're cute.
>>9147997
Fuck off Kuga
Oh boy I love premature ded hours
>>9147994
A-anon, are you okay?
Do you need medical attention?
>>9147975
>You understandably flip the fuck out.
>>9147997
Stop posting my wives or else...................
>>9148007
Oh boy do I love getting raped by Booce
Oh boy I love premature ejaculations
>>9148006
Guess again.
>>9148017
She's my wife now bub.
Oh boy do I love premature children
>>9148007
Why not? You can spend time with all the superior personalities that exist during the dead hours.
>>9148007
I'll host if:
1. someone gives me a code because I'm still working on mine.
2. you can wait until I'm done with my smoke break.
>>9148013
>In response, the clown also seems to have a seizure. You broke him. Look what you've done!
....
>AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN...100%. FILE: THE CLOWN IS DOWN.gif
>>9148037
Smoking is bad for you.
>>9148037
>not vaping
Why does everyone say oh boy? The hell does that even mean? Nobody ever says oh girl or oh man or anything like that.
Wait, they do say oh man.
fuck.
>>9147731
Oooh, but is it really? I could see it being fun chopping something to bits, hacking and slashing until it's just a tiny pile of cubes~ Isn't that a nice idea?
Aww. He just ran away.
>>9147996
Oh, not someday~ I already am~
>She turns around and starts to skip away. In tow, dragged across the ground, is a large, wicked-looking baseball back covered in nails, leaving a red trail across the floor. It definitely wasn't in her hand aw moment ago.
>>9147988
Did I not make it clear? The only thing I know for sure of Grimoire Noir is the name.
One story I have heard is that the black book unleashed a plague on humanity, spreading darkness through the land. It seems it's been corrupted into some folk tale over the generations....
>>9147996
Where I speak from, hm? That is... a curious question, though I cannot blame you for asking.
I never gave it much thought. I simply assume it is the result of my magic permitting me to speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOJ5kmqZbLw
Today seems appropriate to post this
>>9148059
What about Ah Geez?
>>9148037
>Code? What on earth does this man mean by code?
>Digging deep into the recesses of your brain, you recall a secret, time-honored numerical code that was used all throughout your schooling days.
>8008135
>Yes, that is a fine code, indeed. At the very least, he'll giggle a bit while smoking.
>>9148042
>You pray that no one with epilepsy comes across the current scene, or else your ass is getting sued to Mars and back.
>>9147988
They do? Why's that? Is it because they're crowded or something?
>Sorry for the delay bruh
>>9148059
Speech is weird, dude
Ded hours roll
Give me a moment and I'll host. A very kind person did the deed for me.
SOMEONE POST THE /CO/DE LIST
>>9148068
>>9148068
Jar Jar ava when?
>>9148071
>>9148079
I mean, I guess. but then we're just going back to those farts in the 50's that'd say "oh gee wilikers" or that kinda crap. Who even comes up with shit like that in the first place?
>>9148082
The Dirty Deeds?
>>9148080
ANON USED ROLLOUT
>>9148088
Were they done dirt cheap?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm8yAxBr8
>>9148105
I don't know how this is. I assume they're from the anime.
>>9148088
People who are smarter than we are, probably
>>9148080
>You don't really know what you're doing, but it beats the hell out of talking with insane people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGH-LYEBMo
>>9147988
Oh...
>>9148079
I got lost, once...there was so much screaming and shouting...so many people...I didn't know where mom was...I didn't know where anything was...
>>9148062
But how do you not know? Aren't you like...like family! Like brother and sister book? I bet you just forgot!
>>9148074
>Suddenly, from behind you, the clown materializes.
Heh...nuthin' personel, kidd...
>He extends his hand, and pokes the pointy tip of your rags inside of itself, making it look as though you are now wearing a quadrilateral instead of a triangle. He then falls onto the floor, and passes out, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth, drooling everywhere.
>>9148119
>he skipped diamond and pearl
>>9148109
Eh, probably at a reasonable price.
>>9148120
Bull shit. No smart person on this planet would come up with the phrase oh gee wilikers.
>>9148080
Rolling for the next girl I hate.
>>9148059
It looks as though I found a man who asks the questions everyone should be asking. I intend on finding the origin of such a thing once I located the platinum planet.
>>9148060
>The woman looks no less changed from how she was seconds ago. She tilts her head at the girl's sudden departure.
She was in quite a rush. What's this? Is my pulse rising because of her?
>>9148062
And that leads me to my next question. Is the magic your own or someone elses? Were you always like this or did you inhabit the body of a man before? Ah, the questions keep coming and coming!
>>9148080
Dawn GET
>>9148142
Hey look balloon breasts
>>9148123
SNAP CRACKLE POP
>>9148152
A Shauna is fine, too.
>>9148121
>You're fairly certain you've never interacted with whatever a "Gardevoir" is, but you guess you need to now.
>>9148126
>Oh God.
>Not a quadrilateral.
>PANIC BELLS IT'S RED ALERT
>>9148022
>>9148125
That explains it. It's a lot like what's happening here, then, huh?
>>9148136
Well, that only leaves people who are dumber than we are that came up with it
>>9148135
Eh, I played it once, when it came out. I didn't come close to beating it. That was when I kinda dropped off of Pokémon. Like a lot of people did. And since it ran so fucking slow I'm tempted just to wait for the eventual remakes.
>>9148125
The possibility....certainly exists?
It is tough to say, unfortunately. My own memories of the past are hazy, at best.
One can only hope it's something so nice.
>>9148149
Of course this magic is my own! Grimoire Weiss does not harness power from anything else but his own strength and will!
The answer to your other question, madam, is a rather unsure one...
My, but you are a curious one, aren't you?
>>9148181
God help us.
>>9148149
Questions? I got questions for ya. What the fuck's a platinum planet?
Oh, and who are you. I probably should have asked that one first.
All those pokewaifus are shit anyways
>>9147988
>Kosaku notes the information, silently wondering why everyone and everything here is so bizarre. "Morioh wasn't as half as strange as the people here! It's crazy to think that these people aren't Stand users... Wait, why am I thinking about that? I need to focus on helping this girl and consoling her."
I acted out of impulse, little one. I had thought that you were someone I once knew, and I had a "fight or flight" reaction. Enough of that, however. Are you okay? You're not hurt badly, are you?
>Following these questions is a quick hand to her head to check if she's clammy. "Why do I find myself in these situations?"
>>9147996
>Kosaku silently sweats, noting the change in behavior and making notes to avoid these things in the future.
I apologize, I apologize! I've just... Never had many friends back in Morioh. No, that's not right. Many close friends. Only you and a few acquaintances are my friends, as well as a few people back in Morioh.
>Kosaku sighs. "Even though it's not exactly my concern, I suppose I should at least tell her the truth. I'm not the most social of people, so that means, naturally..."
I'm sorry. I'm not used to having these occurrences happen.
>>9148163
ily whoever you are
>>9148167
T: Yes, it is true!
H: Yes, it's helpful to show all who owns me as a friendly reminder.
I: Yes, it inspires others to have a relationship like this with their partner.
N: Yes.
K: Yes, it flatters Booce!
>>9148191
You going to cut her down like you did the mother of your children, you blood-addled bastard?
>>9148208
Asgore
>>9148217
OH SHIT
>>9148080
May Get
>>9148080
got
>>9148202
Nobody asked for your dumb opinion lmao.
>>9148080
>a game of chance? Let's try our luck
>>9148228
Fuck my life.
>>9148209
>N: Yes.
Are you 100% sure about that?
>>9148157
I-I...hnng, I wanna complain, but I don't wanna. I just hate the fanart of her, she's alright other than that.
>>9148080
>>9148193
But Eggman-kun isn't even here right now
>>9148208
>You want to reply back that you love whoever it is too, but platonically. You're not one for romantic relationships.
>Mainly because everyone you've ever loved has died.
>It kinda sours the idea after a while.
>>9148243
Is anything necessary? The answer is no, probably not, but I like to think a lot of stuff is necessary. So long as nobody is hurt, everything can be considered either necessary or unnecessary. The only unnecessary things, to me, are actions that hurt others. Everything can be done and not done. Everything is preventable. But we create an obligation to ourselves to make something feel like it's meant to be done, like it's necessary. There is no clear answer, but that is why I only said "Yes."
>>9148281
>>9148281
>>9148281
>>9148281
>>9148237
>oh, she cute. fuck yeah dude