Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XLVIII finale!
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>>9145453
RONALDO
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>>9145453
The beast was right?
Wow, for the first time I'm impressed
Have you ever been too mad to realize that you're being pranked?
>>9145447
However many I can squeeze into a three hour timeframe.
CONGRATULATIONS RONALDO!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9145453
I guess that makes two wins in a row for him.
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
Hello / trash/
>>9145479
I was right both times I put my bets on Ronaldo.
>>9145450
He sure turned quick, didn't he?
I don't appreciate flip floppers.
>>9145419
Ah but didn't you end up in third the last outing? Being in second would be an improvement.
>>9145453
This one is quickly rising to be a threat to everyone. I can only be so patient to see what comes of him. Congratulations once again. I thank you for hosting this.
>>9145492
Is this the same Ronaldo that got a fucked up sculpture?
>>9145453
Did you really doubt it girl?
>>9145496
Sup, /b/?
>>9145453
>>9145474
This is definitely my night.
Two wins in a row, im on fire.
>>9145453
>>9145492
Holy crap, was that two in a row? Not bad at all. Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9145504
nah that was the Portuguese guy
>>9145512
Yep
But first the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>1st place twice in a row.
>2nd place here was 3rd place last game.
I may need to go lie down for a bit.
>>9145527
What's wrong, you and your hosting mentor got your rigging placements mixed up?
>>9145481
OMGBROCALMDOWN BROSIMMER DOWNU WANNA KNOW Y!?BC IT WAS JUST A PRANKHAHAHAHA GOT UU FUKIN RETARD THERES A CAMERARIGHT OVERTHERE U FAGOT WE GOT U BRO. I BET U DIDNT NOEHOW 2 REACT WHEN MY BRO DESMOND CAME UP TO U AND JIZZED ALL OVER URSWEET JEANSIT WAS SO FUNNY NOW U HAVE SUM BABYGRAVY ALL OVER THEM SHITS XDDDD
>>9145527
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>Not being able to score 48th place in consecutive games
Reminder that since this is the 48th game, the 2nd Gorey Gauntlet Championship will be ASAP. As per usual, only posting the Reaping and the Placements for the winners from games 25 through 48. 1st place contacts me and writes their own event I put into the code, I write the event for 2nd place myself.
>>9145435
Yo-You have a really good point actually! I've been doing better then I could've ever anticipated! I-I mean I only died in the bloodbath ONCE! Is-Isn't that amazing or what?
>>9145527
Huh; 7th place again...I feel like it's trying to tell me something...an-anyway; thanks a bunch for hosting.
>>9145492
Grats for the win, Ronaldo.
>>9145527
Thanks for giving us a training arena.
Have you ever been so mad that you reply to someone in all caps with the intent of brushing it off as damage control later?
>>9145527
Thanks for the chance.
>>9145582
>brushing it off as a prank
ftfm
>>9145582
What the fuck, did you just try to prank me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the prank academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pranks on the teachers, and I have over 300 confirmed pranks. I am trained in pranking warfare and I’m the top house egger in the entire Prank Patrol. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will prank you fucking good with humour the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away pranking me like that over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ninjas across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pranks, maggot. The pranks that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your dignity. You’re fucking pranked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can prank you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a whoopee cushion. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pranks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Prank Patrol and I will use it to its full extent to prank your miserable ass into embarrassment, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will prank fury all over you and you will drown in it. Chill bro, it’s just a fucking prank.
>>9145492
And the soccer player won. Who could have guessed?
Congrats.
>>9145527
Thanks host.
>>9145492
Holy shit hes on a Rollnado
I wish the tourney guy would continue the ride
Only a jest, my friend.
>>9145608
Way behind on the games.
Also, kills are 12 points now.
It's okay, Adachi. There's no shame in admitting that you got got this time.
I kinda hope Ronaldo wins this one too but I know he won't lol
>>9145622
So it's not over yet?
I'll post furry fillers now that I know it makes Adachi fucking mad.
Merely pretending
>>9145636
I just need to get current. Pastebin will be in a day or so.
>>9145622
Can we have a mini update? At least the pastebin?
It's hard to keep track of everything.
>>9145645
Thanks man
>>9145560
It really is, in the grand scheme of things. You'll win more games in the future, and a losing streak is the norm around here
I'm confused
>fagging a meme tier character
>>9145487
I believe your VEESAL would be required to partake in 5 hours of intercourse to equate to 3 hours of body squatting. A rigorous workout indeed.
Everything is shit guys, but I'll stay here, i have nothing better to do....................................
>>9145684
k adachi
>>9145669
define "meme tier character"
>>9145552
>>9145599
>>9145603
>>9145655
>>9145564
Thanks a bunch guys! And thanks smolgore
Faction when
>>9145674
Idea.
You heard of that guy Billy Blanks?
See you later, I'm getting some sleep
>>9145666
Yo-You got a point! I-I'm sure I'll do great! I just gotta believe in myself! Thanks a bunch, guy! You really helped feel a lot better!
I'm gay for Suz
>>9145700
When Astaroth-san is here to lead the mess of a faction she's made.
>>9145654
sure
https://pastebin.com/MLz8bacZ
Some shits going down in the /b/ HG Community
>>>/b/731449437
How long does it take to rig a game?
>>9145780
>Deletions are happening again
HISTORY
REPEATS
>>9145731
He is the OBSOLETE mule that practices Tae Bo is he not? Even the SEVEN DEITIES know that Krav Maga is the best of the arts of martial.
>>9145780
Oh fuck
God forbid they come here
>>9145780
good
>>9145742
No prob dude. After all, helping kids believe in themselves is part of my job as a little league coach, and being able to speak from experience helps too
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO XDDDDDDDDDDD
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED TO MAKE YOU MAD XDDDD
PRANK'D
YOU MADE ADACHI?
>>9145780
>inb4 massive influx of /b/ fags
oh no
>/b/ fags are going to flood into trash
We've made a mistake boys
>>9145805
So let's come out with a workout regimen and put that hack out of business.
>>9145746
She's pretty hot ain't she?
>tfw /b/fags are going to invade /trash/
>They're going to shit up both our threads and the other guys
oh no
7 is a greater number than 12
I for one welcome our /b/rethren
>>9145741
Are you saying that to anyone in particular? I do hope it is myself. Have a pleasant venture to the world of dreams. Tata!
It's only a joke, mi amigos.
>>9145815
We-Well thanks a bunch for the confidence boost! You're a real swell guy, I seriously hope you have a nice day.
JUST A PRANK
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEXoQbxy8sI
>>9145840
Post lewd Suz commission art pls
Well that took forever and a half.
Place your bets if you want, it'll be over in probably 3 minutes or less.
>>9145780
Ah, yes, my old stomping grounds. Good times.
>>9145903
Betting on wasp
>>9145903
All in Ronaldo, 3 times the charm
>>9145903
Betting furry cancer wins.
>>9145903
Agrias.
>>9145903
Would you look at that,didn't expect to be in a game tonight. Well,no need to hold back,let's get started.
>One Ronaldo
>Two Emi
I'm confused.
>>9145882
You too dude, and good luck in future games
Guys
Cancer lol
>>9145903
Obviously I'm gonna win. I was good enough to do it once, so I'm good enough to do it now!
>>9145934
Ronaldo won a rigginsmania game
i want to fuck adachi
>>9145840
Exercise is an important part of a healthy lifestyle. What kind of exercise regiment did you have in mind?
>>9145903
Am I too witness another great event? What luck! I can hardly wait to see how this one ends.
Playing 4D billiard chess while you cucks are playing checkers.
>>9145827
>>9145846
>/b/fags come in
>they don't try to assimilate
>More neato people in /trash/ get driven out by the overabundance of /b/fags
Is there really any other boards we can't go to?
Who's more cancerous, /trash/ HG or /b/ HG?
>>9145896
Let me cum on your face and I will.
>>9145953
The kind that was just under discussion!
Could you imagine? That'd be a hit for couples everywhere.
>>9145974
/b/
Well.
This was, an, uhh...
an interesting final three.
>>9145934
Emi won two separate Gauntlets.
>>9145974
Both are fucking horrible for different reasons.
>>9145989
2 Emis
>>9145989
Whoopsy doopsy.
>>9145989
Boy I'll say it was interesting, the whole fucking slide's gone.
>>9145974
/b/ is more cancerous.
/trash/ is more autistic
>>9146000
Nice.
A non-cancerous winner.
>>9146000
Nice.
>>9145903
That Kosaku guy kind of reminds me of dad...I'll root for h-
>>9146000
Oh...
>>9146000
>An all touhou final three
Gorey what the fuck.
>>9145998
>>9146000
Even better than my original guess.
>>9146015
but it was an anime girl
>>9146024
Told you, rigged.
>>9145895
Am I the only one who thinks that Light My Fire is overrated? I like the Doors and all but I never really thought it was that good of a song.
>>9146000
2HU STRONK
Guys
Cancer lol
>>9146000
>it was all 2hu
Well fuck, there go my sides
>>9146000
What in the fickity fuck my dude.
Congrats, Mokou! If you're here, you can write your own event for yourself and post it and I'll put it in.
>>9146024
I have no idea, man. the sim's RNG is all levels of just plain fucked-up.
>>9146026
Miku?
>>9145974
HG was created on /b/ with the name The Cancer Games. so /b/
>>9145979
It would be WONDERFUL!
>>9145979
>Let me cum on your face and I will.
j-jesus
And Placements. With Sanae taking second place, I actually have to research Tohou. Fucking FUN.
>>9146036
doors in general are overrated desu
>>9146051
Thanks I guess. I'll think of one sometime.
>No, me.
>>9146051
I could barely keep my eyes up with the speed. It was over in a flash! I thank you for hosting once again. Congratulations to a former flame of mine.
>>9146073
Summ?
https://x0.at/m8q.webm
>>9146091
hey don't count that game
emi was in there twice
>>9146035
I'm starting to think this conspiracy holds water.
>>9146051
Were onto you Buster.
Congratulations to Mokou though.
>>9146060
Ever starred in a dirty movie before?
>>9146062
Those are my terms, take it or leave it.
>>9146091
Gotcha.
>>9146081
>No, me
???
>>9146082
Oh, thanks. This was just a little side thing, so no need to thank me.
>>9146119
I can just consolidate dupes.
>>9146073
That was faster than Edgey a night before a trial.Haha,you should see the boy! Congrats,and thanks for hosting.
Oh, and have this that I capped.
>>9146101
Audiosurf? what's the purpose
>>9146134
(She posted the summary of the miku game, Rigger~)
>>9146134
The >Miku?
>>9146132
I have not have you?
>>9146151
You're not a beetle in Audiosurf
>>9146153
>>9146156
Oh, gotcha. I'm stupid.
>>9146147
No problemo. Thanks for, uh..."watching."
>>9146051
I expected more, but it could've been a lot worse. Grats and thanks.
>>9146174
No way bro. I've still got my v-card if you catch my drift.
>>9146101
I shall be the first to say I greatly enjoyed your motion picture. I was very much amused by the blinding visuals and the tale it had to tell. My only criticism is that it may be too short.
>>9146190
I see. I was under the impression that you and Ahri were a couple.
>>9146190
>V-card
Huhhhhhhh....................
Merely pretending to throw a tantrum, lads.
>>9146190
>The Inkling stares at the girl in confusion
>>9146190
>Suz is still a virgin
lmfao look at this fuckin nerd
>>9146183
No problem, shark bite.
So, I just did a bit of debate in my head, and I don't think anyone would care if I did it, but I may make it so that both 2nd AND 3rd place get their own events I write. Those Championship events are rare enough as it is, plus it's usually a final three anyways. I can dig up the first Championship in desuarchive and retroactively add 3rd place's event in. Thoughts?
>>9146193
T-that sounds kinda sarcastic...
>>9146205
No... No we are.
...
I'm still trying to figure out how two girls are supposed to have sex.
>>9146236
>>9146219
>>9146253
It's perfectly normal to be a virgin at my age....-!
>>9146262
I'm cool with that.
>>9146190
me too
>>9146262
Not much of a difference besides two more events to write.
>>9146275
I certainly didn't mean to sound it so! I really do mean every word I just said. I wouldn't mind watching another one of those motion pictures.
>>9146279
>The Inkling wasn't questioning that part, but brushes the conversation off as a slip of the tongue
>>9146279
Why are you so fucking cute
>>9146286
>Bullies hard
>Steals it from you
>>9146262
Shark bite?
Whatever. I don't care about it as long as I get one eventually. I don't care if it takes me a thousand tries to pull it off. You'll be writing one about me eventually.
>>9146279
>I'm still trying to figure out how two girls are supposed to have sex.
Learn how a man and a woman do that first.
>>9146280
>>9146287
Sounds good. I'll get on that. Which means...researching...more...Touhou...
>>9146329
I hope you realize that 1000 of those Championships would mean I ran 24,000 Gauntlets.
Good night folks.
>>9146352
Night, champ.
>>9146351
>Not wanting to research Touhou
Your other option I guess is asking Sanae and Youmu for their advice.
>>9146352
Good night my friend.
>>9146351
just get touhou memes
>>9146328
R-REEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE IT BACK
>>9146352
My mind was wondering if you could speak. Tata for now, rising superstar.
>>9146376
Why is touhou art so shit
>>9146351
p1 has bitchin' tits.
>>9146399
It's not all shit.
>>9146376
Or I could curl up into a ball and cry.
>>9146382
U.N. (Player1) WAS HER
>>9146399
Because ZUN is a shit artist.
>>9146404
Oh God.
I want to.
I really, really want to.
>>9146404
>>9146425
>I guess that's your third option if you're that research-averse.
>>9146351
I know exactly what that means, and yer gonna host 24,000 of 'em. Right now so I get more chances.
>>9146352
Night.
>>9146318
t-thanks, I only have one of another boss fight at the moment, but I die at the end... since I did it for the first time. There aren't any fun curves like in the last one though.
https://x0.at/Cmt.webm
Gotta gooo!
>>9146279
I would imagine that you would need a strap-on for that.
>Do you have a full body picture or Png of suz? I need it for the cancer games championship picture
>>9146328
>Doing a store run for soda
>you root for me
>I die
>come back and see this failure
>mfw
>>9146472
hi Guts
>>9146443
I would but Cirno would probably kill me.
Also, I think I have an idea for an event.
>>9146450
I will literally die before I am able to host 23,952 more games.
>>9146463
>This work?
>I'm gonna get some sleep after this. If you need another shot just say so
>>9146472
....I'll keep my mouth shut next time.
>>9146451
Hmm. This one has a sad ending. I still enjoyed it nonetheless. I wish to know what you did to tell such a story but that is for another time. Tataa!
>>9146482
>Not Guts. But keep thinking that. Just like how Eric was Guts. Or Lucky was Guts.
>>9146495
>a png would work better but that might work, I can let you know tomorrow. you shipping Archer and Suz?
>>9146510
>licks face
so no ship?
>>9146489
That doesn't sound as bad as ya make it out to be, but then again I'll die way, way before then. Cold and alone I'm sure.
>>9146510
>There isn't. Get your cropping tools out.
>>9146489
>But that's only .9 games per day for the rest of your life.
>>9146495
It is fine. I did not even know a battle was commencing.
>>9146489
Don't be silly. I was able to host 500+ in a year and a half. That is definitely a reachable amount.
>>9146520
Raygun pls host
You guys mind if I step in to host a game?
>>9146557
Go ahead.
>>9146557
Please do
>>9146557
STOP WITH THE FUCKING MEMES AAAAAAAAA
>>9146519
We all will, Ginshi. We all will.
>>9146530
I have a life outside of HG, miraculously enough. That's a minimum of 9 hours a day just hosting.
>>9146535
I just did the math. If I went at that rate, I'd host the 24,000th around my 92nd birthday.
lmfao if you think I'm going to live that long, though.
>>9146548
>>9146557
>>9146557
Who would mind such a suggestion? Though I suppose logically, one would be upset but you shouldn't listen to them.
>>9146517
>Im good with it, it certainly makes sense as far as ships go.
>>9146557
I want to fuck Saki so bad.
>>9146565
>>9146572
Alright.
>>9146573
No way.
>>9146578
Unless you want to host first, I don't mind going after.
>>9146557
>Someone actually made this
yeah go ahead
>>9146577
>.9
>not 9
>>9146557
pls host
>>9146588
>me busy you host ok
>>9146585
that was a meme f.am
>>9146592
Periods are tiny, sue me.
Also, how does one host 0.9 games a day?
>>9146510
>Mobile doesn't let me view images by type unless I go through them one by one. I'm pretty sure the artists saves them all in jpg though.
>>9146613
By hosting a game 9/10 days...?
>>9146598
Someone host. I would like one more game before bed. Unlesd I do a stupid roll to stay up again...
>>9146628
M-Maybe I can be your Saki some night, DDD-kun(tilde)
>>9146621
>that last one works.
>So Archer Suz ship?
>>9146644
Suz is for ahri
>>9146613
>By hosting 24000 games over a 60-year period.
>>9146649
and Ahri is for Astaroth
>>9146644
>>9146635
I pretty much already do that. I'm ahead of the curve.
>>9146652
"Tell us about the Hunger Games simulator, grandpa."
>Wheezes, coughs, desperately tries to remember grandkids' names.
>>9146664
and Astaroth is for me
>>9146670
Relevant
>>9146644
>>9146649
>Suz belongs to Ahri-sama my man
>>9146698
>Ya I know, worth a shot