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Woke up just in time to grab the new thread, however.
>>9137197
4 in a row, I'm on a streak
scootaposting in new bread
Oh my good gravy buns!
>>9137215
Proud of you. :3
>>9137592
Thanks hun
>>9137608
Chug the gravy train!
The gravy is in the biscuit.
>>9137853
>>9137975
>>9137543
Did someone say bun?
Awful slow today
Skitty is at fault for leaving to take a nap.
>>9138278
>>9138297
They look underage
I wish our shit poster would interact with us like the fluffy abuse chocobo poster or eye in the sky.
>>9138293
rip
>>9138203
Yes! Bun stew for dinner!
>>9138316
I can almost hear the van coming now.
>>9138333
>>9138326
Feeling really tired has me even more taciturn as well. Perhaps I should eat. Do you have any activities planned for today?
>>9138367
You probably should
Friends want me playing hots again later today
>>9138365
Here is dog
>>9138398
I suppose I will order Chinese food.
They are making you addicted to that game.
>>9138418
Cute puppers, did you go to college for anything?
>>9138509
Sounds really good, haven't had chinese in a long time
Yeah, they easily get addicted to games and drag me along, not that I mind, I have a lot of free time
>>9138568
How long does a match typically last?
>>9138509
>>9138650
No, bad Interrogator. You are at work.
>>9138534
Nope. I probably should.
>>9138638
Depends on the map, theres like 6 or 7 maps and each have their own game mode, and you cant choose which one you get in quickplay
>>9138673
Sounds like a lot to learn.
>>9138664
How old are you?
>>9138732
23
>>9138724
Most of the map objectives are pretty similar but with minor nuances
Some maps, you cant attack the main objective yourself, and must do another objective to damage it, hanamura has payloads, for instance, and moving them to their objective makes them shoot missiles at their base, the amount depending on how many enemy towers are down
>>9138791
Do they vary in number of lanes as well?
>>9138662
Are you not always at work?
>>9138862
That is beside the point.
>>9138853
Most have 3, but some have 2
The objectives in maps are pretty easily explained, and the loading screen gives a quick rundown, so its not too hard to get the hang of a map
>>9138896
I need to remember to play that this week so I can get the dv.a skin in overwatch.
>>9138896
I see. How well do you typically perform in game?
>>9138976
If you do now I think you can get a reaper skin
I'm gonna start playing now
>>9139031
Aw, have fun.
>>9139017
I do okay, I'm not gonna toot my own horn and say I'm amazing, cause I'm not, but I'm not particularly bad either
>>9139073
See you later
>>9139073
So how often do you eat out or get take out in a week?
>>9139113
Every day.
Do people still buy pony plushes? I have one and want to sell it, It was custom made.
>>9139127
Is it modified? Post pic.
>>9139149
I don't have a picture right now. What do you mean by modified?
>>9139127
which horse?
how big?
how many times have you soaked it in cum
>>9139123
Do you know or have the equipment to cook anything?
>>9139133
Hey there how are things going today?
>>9139133
hello mira. how are you today?
>>9139176
I dislike cooking and the time it takes to do so.
>>9139215
So what exactly are you doing with all this time you save?
>>9139167
6 times it was soaked, never washed
>>9139176
fine just relaxing and waiting yourself?
>>9139196
fine just waiting for something yourself?
>>9139244
It seems a little small but it might but it might work. Do you really not hotglue it? What are you, crazy? How much do you want for it?
>>9139268
Giving you attention.
>>9139294
How much you got?
>>9139280
same.
>>9139325
20 dollars
>>9139325
A few dozen bahamian dollars. I will pay more if you cum on it.
ayy bby wan sum fuk???
>>9139299
Sugoi!
>>9139280
I'm doing good just doing work stuff, I'm about go change out the part nest though.
>>9139360
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>>9139400
What does that
>>9139451
how much extra to cum on it first
>>9139453
Sugoi Kawaii Desu Senpai!
>>9139483
I will pay three times the value I would if you didn't cum on it.
>>9139509
Im sorry I dont speak moonrune
>>9139434
I'm going to need to see your hunting permit sir.
>>9139451
Well this is awkward.
>>9139724
Bippity boppity keep your hands off my property.
>>9139297
So what did you get for chinese?
>>9139862
On anything really it doesn't need to be a plush I'll pay top dollar
>>9139891
>>9139918
Orange chicken and noodles.
>Done with my final finals
FREEEDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
>>9140007
>>9140228
Do you not find it to be satisfactory?
>>9140203
congratulations Canon, how do you feel?
>>9140203
you're completely done with school now?
>>9140255
Hiya Rap!!!
Thx :3
Pretty tired desu lol
but if you mean how I did, luckily the last math exam wasn't hard, got plenty of questions as the previous and the new ones were similar to the H.Ws, hell he even was helping us in the hardest problem in the exam, but overall I did pretty well, and the other courses I should be able to get two 90s, a high 80s, and maybe in the math course anywhere between 75-85(cuz I didn't do too good on the first midterm)
I'm also relieved that I actually made it!
How you feeling today?
>>9140379
Yep, it's been a long journey, and I'm finally done with this stage
just got graduation and clearance to get the degree
how's it going?
>>9140203
Good morning and congratulations!
I'd sing you the "good job for finishing something" song buuut it's still being drafted
>>9140203
Whoohoo! Congratulations!
>>9140203
:DDDDDDD
>>9140431
things are ok.
>>9140507
hi babs.
>>9140437
Hiya Pinkie, thx!!!
haha it's okay, still appreciate the offer
>>9140449
Hiya Urshula! Thx! :3
how's it going?
>>9140482
Scoks!!! <3
how you've been?
>>9140552
hey
>>9140558
Last day of class was today!
So I get to goof off for a couple of days until finals
Also
also also also
I have 3 littles!
Which is nonsensical to you, probably!
>>9140241
No, you should get beef curry next time.
>>9140620
Make it for me.
>>9140507
Sup Babs!
>>9140558
I'm good. Luckily I've picked up a few new Lunas!
>>9140568
get all moved in fine?
>>9140649
nothing now, should be in bed but I'll wake up halfway through the night anyway
studying earlier, but I suck and it just makes me sad
>>9140668
yeah got it all done in two days pretty much, had a little to move on monday but I'm glad this shit's over with
new place still feels new and weird though. Kinda makes me want to have company except I hate company. I set it up to be a little less appalling than my last apartment, but obviously I kept the filly art
>>9140568
Hello!
>>9140582
Sweet! so how many finals you would have then?
>3 littles
so... some figurines from "the littles" cartoon? or am I missing something here?
>>9140649
Good to hear
yeah, I can see that :P
>>9140791
>>9140791
Only 1 :DD
Yea, totally
K so in fraternities when a guy pledges he chooses the brother who he bonded with most in the pledge process, it doesnt matter much but basically he's the guy's favorite brother and it be chosen as a big is a pretty big compliment
The guy is called the brother's little, and the brother the guy's big
And I got three of those :DD
>>9140822
So many things...
Also nice dubs
>>9140714
of course!
wouldn't be home without them.
>>9140865
like what things
>>9140889
I super don't care if it weirds people out
the world needs to see fillies in panties
>>9140431
Up and down honestly.
Sick at times and not at others its kinda shitty.
>>9140437
G'day, how'd you sleep?
>>9140507
Heya Babs, how're you?
>>9140822
I want to "love" them, and "cherish" them, and "teach" them... Heh heh
>>9140924
Now that you ask, I have no clue
I'll umm... send more spooky pics! OoooOooo!!
>>9140932
Was real chilly last night but I survived. You doing much today?
hello tiny friends
>>9141018
Hello Blewby!
>>9140856
haha, you got it easy mode I bet then
That's interesting, but I'm too tired atm to think of how those last 2 orders go lol
noice!
>>9140932
sorry to hear that, always hoping for your well being!
So here, tomorrow there's gonna be a council of ministers meeting, and alot of people here are hoping that one decree to be signed would be the one for the new internet speeds and prices lol
It's a pretty narrow window given the political climate here is a bit tense cuz they can't agree on a new election law for parliamentary elections (in which they extended their own terms twice) and there's a deadline till May 15 to agree on a law, otherwise they might have to delay elections once more
>>9141018
Hiya Blewewewew!
how's u?
>>9140924
truly.
art must not be censored.
>>9141018
hey blew butt.
>>9141070
hi skittles.
>>9141070
Hiya Skitty!
>>9140932
relieved not to be homeless I guess
next battle is wage negotiation at promotion time
>>9140933
sounds appropriate
>>9141001
it's okay to want to do them
>>9141062
Hows it goin?
>>9141001
Hi Im bLEWBERRY And now we're friends!
>>9141070
hola skiityo
>>9141074
Heya CanoN! congrats on finishing your finals!
>>9141070
What are you up to Skitty? :P
>>9141090
some people would disagree, but they'd be wrong
>>9141074
Yuh!!!
So like
New guy I like you, current brother in the frat
^ Little ^big
>>9141070
WELCOME!
>>9141116
Who says we weren't bestest friends already~
>>9141116
Thx!
It took many years but I'm finally done with this part.
how's it going?
>>9141139
puritans get no say.
>>9141116
Fine. The BonBonBus looks great!
>>9140639
How would you feel if I just showed up at your place?
>>9141245
If it were knowing you as little as I do now, confused. I might pretend that someone provided you the wrong address.
>>9141074
Sounds like they're intentionally delaying elections desu
>>9141113
Are you looking to be promoted?
>>9141001
Dear God wasn't it?
IT's still kinda cold, and I had a cat keeping me awake too so i couldn't sleep through it :(
>>9141113
How many maplebux do you hope to get?
>>9141340
I already am, assuming I accept the terms
>>9141365
300 more per month would be great
>>9141340
>absolutely saved
Yea, they're all going "we don't want an extension or the old law, but hey, let's do a tactical delay so we can keep going on like this forever.. I mean..that's not an extension in another sense right guis??"
>>9141330
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>>9141136
h-hi
i was just taking a shower... and now i'm watching adventure time.. there are so many episodes I hope i never finish them all
>>9141116
Oh God
>>9141466
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>>9141474
What would you do if the roles were reversed?
>>9141496
YEAH!
>>9141095
also gz on your finals
>>9141504
skiiits
>>9141559
anooon?
>>9141381
Are the terms unacceptable?
>>9141462
Kek, yeah, hopefully with the new president though it'll actually go ahead.
>>9141504
Heya Skitty, how far through adventure time are you?
>>9141506
Invite them in of course, see how long they plan to hang maybe watch a movie and subject them to my musical tastes.
>>9141504
wouldnt be the first time ive made you yell "oh god"
>>9141504
You will eventually run out of episodes. I read the world's longest webcomic, and eventually, I ran out of pages, and the comic ended.
Fortunately, the fan art is endless.
>>9141587
kiss me
>>9141598
season 2
do you like it too?
>>9141630
>worlds longest
which one is that?
>>9141668
Skitty... Let me tell you about Homestuck.
>>9141647
\kissu
>>9141630
>Fortunately, the fan art is endless.
Hooray for dedicated fandoms, am I right? :P
>>9141690
I got up to Act 4 in Homestuck and then lost interest for a while.
>>9141668
I got to the end of season 4 I think, or 5, and stopped watching.
It's a great show, I stopped for personal reasons that weren't really relating to the show.
>>9141690
lol
right, i forget about that thing
>>9141712
ugh
lowtier stuff you give all the anons. seacrest out
>>9141760
Beginning of Homestuck for those curious:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6
>>9141630
Impossible. Pokey The Penguin is both the longest and the greatest webcomic and Havelka is still updating.
there are far better ways to spend your time than reading homestuck.
like watching paint dry.
>>9141718
I read the whole damn thing. I should probably give it another read through from the beginning, since my understanding of it faded between hiatuses. Of course, that would take a couple of weeks to get through.
>>9141760
Don't leave us seacrest!
>>9141905
4u
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_TFs8Q3s8
Skitty, dunno if you've seen the episode with the door lord yet, but this is a good remix of the song from it.
>>9141924
Don't give me any ideas~
>>9141900
I will finish reading it eventually. Love how intricate the story is.
Pokey The Penguin is almopst 20 years old. http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/
>>9141955
Like you didn't have them already~
Please tell me you've seen this guy by now, Skitty
Welp, it's been a long day, gonna get some sleeps now, nighty all!
>>9141520
Thx Skitty!
>>9141988
Have a good one Canon~
>>9141978
True, pretending to be a cartoon horse is a lot harder then I first thought! Gotta keep things fresh and crispy mmmmmm
>>9141988
Byeee
>>9141924
>>9141955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wERxy6Eglc4
>>9141988
Good night
>>9141988
Goodnight!
>>9142030
You can just be yourself you know
>>9141988
Good night
>>9141988
sleep well.
>>9141981
nope
i'm going to bed.
solong
>>9142093
YOU! CITIZEN! ATTEND THE TALE OF POKEY THE PENGUIN! http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/
>>9142115
Goodnight Skitty!
>>9142115
sleep well skitty.
>>9142115
Goodnight Skits
>>9142030
Of course, if you wanna pretend to be a cartoon horse, then that's fine as well. Whatever you're comfortable with.
>>9142147
Heya Rosey, how're you?
>>9142030
It's up to you, It's nice having someone be so jovial in /b/read, but it shouldn't be a chore for you either.
>>9142115
sleep tight flutterbutter
>>9141611
The last part terrifies me.
>>9142208
tired, a little irritable.
how are you feeling?
>>9142234
My favourite flutters pic
>>9142250
Should I leave you be?
I'm ok, not so bad today honestly, still wondering if I should risk food though.
>>9142043
I have transcended upon watching this
>>9142088
>>9142207
Yeaah I know, dont worry! I was breaking character half the time yesterday anywho. I do it whenever the mood hits me
>>9142093
We can be friends still mister~
Why don't you love me?
>>9142115
Good night!
>>9142235
>>9142290
I don't like Pinkie Pie and I don't like roleplayers.
>>9142283
d'awww nice
>>9142290
M'kay, as long as it's fun or good for you to be here personally.
You're definitely more than welcome to stay, and I hope you do, the more the merrier, especially when they're as happy as yourself :P
>>9142340
It might not be too painful if you play good movies.
>>9142346
Soooo I'm your worst nightmare?
>>9142115
sorry for rudeness ;_;
night
>>9142346
>>9142402
Something like that.
>>9142283
nah. yer good.
worth a shot. just make sure it's cooked all the way through first.
I wanted to believe that the roleplaying was a burlesque.
>>9142477
Hey Pasta! Wassup?
>>9142477
>>9142522
Not much, friend went afk so I decided to check on bread
>>9142529
Heya
>>9142502
How was your chinese food
>>9142421
Worry not, best friendd
Our timezones are quite different I think so I doubt we'll bump into each other often. I wouldn't even normally be on at this time usually sooo you're safe.
I'll probably have to leave very soon also!
>>9142477
Hello Gummy +1
>>9142489
Sweet dreams, flutter butter
>>9142477
Privet
>>9142468
yeah definitely.
>>9142615
Not much, yourself?
>>9142551
Too good. I want more.
>>9142561
I think we will run into each other fairly often.
>>9142647
Not much, playing hots with some friends, but one of them had to afk for a bit
>>9142691
I'll bet, I could go for some right now myself
>>9142562
>>9139272
Won't buy anything less than 10
>>9142745
True, my mates have started playing that again recently.
I joined them last night but I'm not very good.
>>9142746
How're you Urshula?
>>9142701
Then I'll just post less, silly! It's no big deal~
I haven't been here long and I don't want to take away your fun
I was going to head off about now anyways so I'll say byebye to everypony!
>>9142827
There's no need for that.
I only interact with a couple people for the most part.
Farewell.
>>9142745
Have your friends send you some. :3
>>9142827
Don't do that.
.
Have a good one.
>>9142806
Dunno why, but I'm feeling pretty good at the moment.
>>9142827
Bye Pinkie! Don't mind Eris!
Excuse me.
>>9142848
You and yourself?
>>9142862
That's good :3
got much on today?
>>9142869
you're excused
>>9142827
stay safe.
>>9142691
What's stopping you from buying more?
>>9142889
>got much on today?
Nope!
>>9142922
I suspect I will crave something else in half an hour. I am capricious like that.
>>9142985
When was the last time you weighed yourself?
>>9143028
Months ago.
>>9142971
Cool cool.
>>9143038
How much did you weigh?
>>9143096
Around 130 lbs.
>>9142849
Psh
I don't even think there's any chinese food places nearby
>>9143155
The negroes sent them packing, huh?
>>9143169
Seems to be the case
>>9143120
Urshy, who is best pony?
>>9143155
Tragic...
>>9143155
chinese sounds amazing right about now desu.
Probably not the best choice to make though.
>>9143189
What other things could you order? Have them buy that for you.
>>9143191
Mmm, why do you wanna know Rubydoo?
>>9143220
We usually don't eat out often, mostly cooked meals
I'd like to, though
>>9143255
Regrettable. At least you know no one spit in your food.
>>9143241
Curious. You post a lot of Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity. Not sure who your favorite is.
>>9143189
It looks like I saw a jap sushi place wasabi's, various american stuff, and a Lebanese restaurant
>>9143367
DID YOU ALREADY DOX HIM?
>>9143362
All the ponies are my favorite :P
The Applejacks and Rarities are for Raptor mostly.
Is CloudKicker your favorite?
Holy shit I dozed off for a second.
>>9143379
Didn't Pasta say where he lived?
>>9143563
I was not sure if he went so far as to post his address.
>>9143461
Yes. Because of this:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/28239/the-life-and-times-of-a-winning-pony
>>9143563
Appalacians Virginia side.
>>9143551
Don't miss work.
>>9143575
Don't you remember that drive time estimate I gave you two?
>>9143646
I inferred it was a general estimate based on the cities.
>>9143292
I suppose you're right
Sorry for the delay, I'm sending messages between matches
>>9143704
Not a problem. I used to do the same when I played League.
>>9143576
Didn't know CloudKicker had a whole fan club and everything. Damn! Are you a part of the "Winningverse Group"?
You might not like the stories I read...
>>9143781
I've read a couple of winningverse stories. I actually got introduced to Cloud Kicker via a cameo she made in another fic I was reading.
What fics do you read?
>>9143848
Gory, edgy shit... for shock value.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/41879/raritys-generous-plan
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/197090/celestias-relaxing-vacation
>>9143928
How about some sad shit, like Background Pony?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/19198/background-pony
In case you needed to feel bad arbitrarily.
>>9143715
Do you have any cousins darwin?
>>9144061
A few here and there, but I do not keep in touch with my family.
>>9144032
I'll add that to my list. Thanks!
How are you doing, btw?
>>9143367
I see
>>9143563
>>9143575
I gave a general area of where I lived, yeah
>>9143577
Yep
>>9144128
I don't either, but you probably knew that
>>9144156
He made it seem as if you showed your address.
You still live with them, despite not having meaningful contact. In my case, I have nothing against them, but we do not relate.
>>9144210
I meant my uncles and cousins, but yeah, that too
>>9144231
Ah, my mistake.
>>9144128
I want to hear the story or stories of why you no longer keep in touch with your family.
>>9144141
Doing alright. Got a hectic month ahead of me, spending quite a bit of time across 3 projects at school, and now just relaxing.
>>9144264
There is no story. We have nothing important to say to one another.
>>9144288
Hey, as a PhD student, you have to make a dissertation, right? What is your dissertation?
>>9144384
Technically I'm a master's student. I don't start my PhD until August. My dissertation is probably going to be something security related.
>>9144421
Ahh, okay. Good luck on your projects!
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>>9144328
Well that's a story right there do they try to get in touch and you ignore them. I don't have a lot ib common with my family but I still talk to them.
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>>9144722
I'll get on it
>>9144772
They call when there is a holiday, they invite me to something, but I never go.