/scaly/ - Scaly General #225 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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I want to be a Tama!

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>bubbles coming out of his dick
Seems painful desu

>>9126745
same

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>>9126706
>Topic of the thread: If you could go on a date with your scaly waifu/husbando, where would you take them?

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>tott
Depends on size, a hill at any time if huge, if human sized maybe a nice restaurant (unless prejudice is hard against scales, in which case I'd take her to a beach.)

>>9126745
I want to be a the-Tama!

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>>9126745
I want to domesticate this Tama-anon.

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>>9126883

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>>9126706
>tott
my "secret lab" so we could do all sorts of "science."

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>tott
We go to the shitty extra house in the middle of eternal leaf land that cost me $2,000,000,000 to buy, of course.

That way she won't worry about anyone hearing all the dragon moaning, tail thumping, or wing beating.

>>9126918
What's wrong?

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Hi /sg/, gimme something to draw.

>>9127124
A dinosaur resting/sleeping.

>>9127124
>/sg/

>>9127124
The head of a female dragon confusedly drinking a cup of coffee, asking if it has magical properties. An Anon standing across from her says that it gives you energy.

Then a follow-up with a super energetic dragon acting really cute.

>>9127124
Ka-kav? Is senpai back?

Would you draw Omanag being nervous at being taken out to a date?

Or alternatively, a human hugging his cold lizard lover in the winter?

>>9127124
Why was Omanag so angry?

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>>9127119
I do not wish to be domesticated.

>>9127124
some dude getting splashed with magical dragon spunk and slowly transforming into one

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>>9127192
What the hell is he supposed to be shooting in this? It just doesn't compute

>>9127319
Likely obscured by smoke bombs.

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>>9127234
You're too cute to survive in the wild, just like a panda/red panda.

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>>9127330
No, it's quite visible. Is it supposed to be a hand crossbow? It's very poorly represented.

>>9127369
Thought you meant the monster. The weapon looks like a small crossbow launching dynamite.

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>>9127417
That wouldn't work very well at all. Also weird mish-mash of era's.

>>9127457
Considering the kobold in question is essentially a concept design for a playable character in a Doom mod that currently has a knight with a magical sword and wrist-cannon gadget, I don't think that's too much of much concern.

>>9127506
>Doom guy Kobold
Holy fuck where can I find out more about that

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>>9126706
I think it would be awesome to introduce a dragon to coffee.

>What is so special about this black liquid?
>It's a human delicacy if prepared correctly. Cheap versions are sold in every city, but higher quality versions are difficult to find. Only a few places in the world have it.
>It smells funny.
>Taste it.
>Does it have any magical properties?
>It temporarily removes the effects of tiredness. Now drink it!
>.......
>What do you think?
>I need twelve more cups.

P-p-previously: https://pastebin.com/M0MqZHbS

>"Well, uh..."
>He looks up at you, blush growing an ever darker shade of red. His eyes are really wide at this point.
"Just say the word."
>He only needs a moment to think about it
>"I'd like that."
>You smile and lean forward, scooping him up in your arms
>He makes a small noise of shock, but doesn't resist the motion as you lift him by his waist
>"O-oh, you meant now?"
"If you're okay with that."
>"Uh, I... Sure. Fuck it."
>You smile, carrying him over and setting him down on his couch
>You kiss him on the neck as your hands slowly grasp his oversized shirt, which you then pull off him
>He's already breathing fairly hard in anticipation, which makes him look even cuter
"You're sure about this, right?"
>"Yeah, totally. Hold on..."
>He closes his eyes for a moment, and a bottle of lube levitates up from underneath the couch
>You blink
"Do you just keep those around everywhere?"
>"P-Pretty much."
>You pull off your own shirt, toss it across the room, and grasp the lube
>You then lean forward once more, this time matching your lips with his
>A surprisingly long tongue slithers into your mouth almost immediately afterwards, easily curling twice around yours
>Jeez, he's getting assertive
>That's actually pretty hot
>You undo your own jeans and pull them off, already mostly hard
>His eyes go straight to your cock
>Which is pretty flattering, honestly
>You slowly pour some lubricant into your hand, then coat your dick in in, not wanting to ruin the moment with words
>Kyzon watches you do this with wide eyes, a small grin on his face
"You ready?"
>"Uh, I t-think so?"

(its late as fuck but I felt like I owed you guys an update. Hopefully I haven't lost all my ability to write green. Expect more tomorrow if anything goes right in my life)

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>>9127538
A guy called Combine_Keagan develops a mod called GMOTA. Thing is though, he is nearly finished revamping how the first character (Blaz) works, but he's also wrapping up work on a NES Metroid-style mod. Apart from this kobold, Samson, he has another character in mind lined up in front first and who knows if he starts or joins in any other projects.

http://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/3945765/#3950295

So from the looks of things, it looks like it's going to take a while before he makes a playable appearance, or in the worst case scenario, gets outright cancelled.

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>>9127333
Please don`t hurt me.

>trips

>>9127685
Thanks for the update senpai.
Good luck with your endeavors.

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>>9128471
Well that would go against the whole point, wouldn't it?

>>9126706
Library, then someplace we can make nondisagreeable custom dinner.

Which husbando depends entirely on how the world will end.

>>9126919
that is a bad picture of Anna desu

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>>9127140
Here you go!

>>9127191
When?

>>9129358
In your timeline earlier today. You drew it a few times.

>>9127124
draw a deathclaw trying to play a very sensitive instrument
like an ukulele or a piccolo flute or the world's smallest violin

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>>9126706
>bubble bobble porn
Just wrong.

>>9129419
Who are you anon? I see you post a lot about deathclaws and I swear I know you from somewhere.

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>>9129444
Nice trips.

Me, I'm just one of the Gorisfags.
I'm also the type of anon who makes custom filenames and never changes them.

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>>9129456
Shame, I had a friend who really liked deathclaws, but he vanished recently and I thought you might have been him.

>>9129475
Sorry, anon.

Maybe he'll turn up again.

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>>9129481
Eh, I'm probably better off on my own.

>>9129496
Hey, nice picture,

What's the original?

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>>9129423
Nothing is sacred, anon.

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>>9129507
As always, endivinity, but this one came with a fun rant about Nazi's and fascists.

Guess the date it was posted.

>>9129526
I wanna be a retard and say 4/20.

But hey, we all have our extremist phase in life.

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>>9129526
>>9129534
Two months off, but eh, close enough.

I blame the news. They churn out end of the world stories like there's no tomorrow, and people eat it right up.

>>9129542
I blame humanity in general.

Important people act like shit, the people under these people act like shit, the people who own the news agencies generally are shits, know that disasters sell and therefore blow the aforementioned shit way out of proportion or slant it, and then the idiot consumer perpetuates the cycle.

>>9129556
You can't generalize an entire population like that anon. If you say everyone is shit, shit is the norm, and its lost its meaning.

Yeah there's a lot of bad people in the world, but really you're living in one of the most peaceful and prosperous ages yet. It'll be fine.

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>>9129366
Her treasure was stolen!

>>9129572
Of course I can't generalise like that.

Individuals are fine, usually.
It's people who tend to be shit. Groups. Humans seem to get dumber and dumber the more of them are together in one area.

>>9129619
I'm sure there's a theory out there that says herd instinct gets pretty strong when you're in a group, maybe some left over instinct from eons ago.

Try taking a basic psychology class sometime, you'd be surprised how different people are when they're in a group.Crowd mentality is a hell of a thing, I can only hope I have strong enough resolve to maintain myself if I'm ever in some unbridled mob.

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Have some more dinos

>>9129640
Never had the grades for psychology, all that uni could offer me was philosophy and politics.

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>>9129666
>satan likes dinos
no wonder god threw that rock at them

>>9129358
Oh nice, thank you!

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Dinosaurs are underated

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More Slackwyrm!

>>9131531
#HumanLivesMatter

>>9129640
The thing about herd mentality is that if you're not with them, you're considered againt them.

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>>9129666
>>9129358
Aww, cute dino rexes.

>>9132044
>teaching them how to use guns
>when they already know how to use doors
I hope that man is happy when humans go extinct and raptors take their rightful place as the dominant species.

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>>9132368
they're too peaceful for that

>ywn be a space lizard
>ywn have a space lizard gf
>ywn sit next to each other staring into space
>and spacing out

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>just took huge exam
>probably failed
>probably going to have to retake the class
>probably going to have to spend an extra semester/ summer school to account for this extra class
>probably going to need another loan
>probably going to need a therapist to justify my use of all this money
>probably going to need to find a reason to live my life
>probably just going to kill myself or go into the wild

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>>9132966
Just do what I do, anon.

Believe in you.

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>>9133003

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>>9133217

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>>9133236

>>9129353
Well it's all I have, because Bryce turns everybody homosexual.

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>>9133278


>>9133323
Not me.
Maverick did that, and Remy.
And Damion, just a tiny bit.

>>9132966
That does suck. Is the exam curved?
If it makes you feel any better, there's a guy my mom knows who failed his last class 10 times. He retook it for 5 years, then finally got it done.

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>>9132966
Have a shower and then get high. That's what I'm about to do.

Hey Anon

Kobold on train, it's been two threads

:c

speaking of it's been x threads, are you still there, /awsw/ drawfag?

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>>9134036
Why yes, of course
I started working on the Damion migraine, as I haven't had any good ideas for the Bryce x Emera date yet and the other drafag appears to be gone. I'm expecting two or three days for that one
Oh, and I think I haven't actually posted the finished Zhong here yet, hope you don't mind

>>9134211
>those feet
you're getting better

>>9134002
He updated a bit >>9127685

>>9134220
I wish I was getting faster, too
Things take longer and longer, but I hope that'll come with more practice

>>9134414
At some point you'll have to learn what to abstract away, unless you want to be one of those crazy-detailed people.

>>9134211
C U T E

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>>9134211
Nice dubs.

So, what's your plans for after that? Any ideas of your own?

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>>9134211
Overly flirtatious Emera and "bitch I'm gay but you're my boss oh fuck I can't tell you shit" awkward Bryce?

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>>9134455
Right you are. I am constantly in awe of what some people can do in minutes while I take ten times as long without getting anywhere close, but I will learn

>>9134673
More Bryce, of course, but after Damion and Emera I'll be done with the backlog at last. And then I'll need some ideas from the lot of you again

>>9134601
Thank you, worth it just to hear that

>>9134727
Well, I can give you a bit of sad.

Old family photo of young Mavers and Miles?

>>9134241
Oh sweet! Thanks!

>>9134727
How about Katsuhiro chilling at his ice cream stand

>>9134853
katsuharu
more like
katsu-whore-o
like he's selling himself to that bitch

>>9134909
Well, they're both pretty old. Katsuhiro a fine eye for the ladies.

>>9134963
If there's anything with Katsuharu's eyes, it's probably cataracts.
Like, jeez, gramps. Fat old career politicians, really?

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anon wants to fuck katsu
but katsuharu is for pure
i want to stroke his beard and brush his mane

>>9135091
I want to massage his prostate then use his massive load as an ingredient for his icecream!

>>9129580
There is literally nothing wrong with being a visigoth

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>>9135906
do reptiles even have prostates
like i seriously dont know

also KATSU A PURE

>>9136020
Only mammals have prostates,
However the dragons in the game are warm-blooded.

>>9136140
Well, yes. They're explicitly stated to be heavily modified dinosaurs, though.

Were dinosaurs warm-blooded? I'm fairly certain they didn't have much in the way of mammalian features, though.

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>>9132966
>I passed

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>>9136248
I fucking told you so, anon.

>>9136205
Probably depends on the dinosaur, something like a raptor would probably be warm blooded because of how closely related it is to birds while others may be cold blooded or even something in between that isn't present in modern ecosystems.

Also my desktop just turned on without anything touching it and I'm worried.

>>9136248
You got the results back that quickly? Neat.

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>>9136258
and now I actually try next semester so I never have to rely on wildly random luck ever again.

>>9136266
Yeah, its a computer test. Multiple choice. Easy to grade.

>mfw passing grade is 70
>mfw my grade 70

The quality of this thread has degraded so much. I am sad to see it the way it is currently.

>>9136538
The quality of this bait has degraded so much. I am sad to see it the way it is currently.

>>9136561
How is it bait? Am I not allowed to state how I feel?

>>9136580
but anon, your feelings are bullshit

>>9136580
Of course you aren't, this isn't /r9k/. Fuck off my general and leave my bots alone. It's bad enough /awsw/ died and we have to go to our backup.
Now check my 4.

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>>9136614
>4
>bots

God? Is that you?

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>>9136614
Well damn, checked

>>9136538
How so

>>9136614
>Fuck off my general
Private Ass fat, you don't own the general.,

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>>9136614
>check my 4

>>9136686
You wish you had an ass like mine.
Or my general.

>>9136614
What do you mean by bots?

Are you the scaley moot? Are we all unwittingly kobalds?

>>9136320
>Tells himself he will actually try next quarter
>Doesn't
>Pass again

My college experience summarized.

anyone got pictures of lounging dragons? i could use some for reference material.

>>9129353
I don't think there have been any good, on-model smut of Anna.

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>>9138780

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>>9139208

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>>9139219

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Lady Nora is neat.
Reni is cuter though.

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>>9137966
>Tell yourself you'll try harder
>End up getting a job and get hospitalized due to stress
>Got extremely asshurt, quit working and started focusing on all those side projects I put off due to said work
College was something else for me. Not exactly fun, but not terrible either.

https://twitter.com/GeopLP/status/859761619244601344

>>9139761
If only it had included the thumbs.

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Found a cute card

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I want this dragon to do lewd things to me
with his penis

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anyone else seen this thread?

>>9141324
Is that a huge belly I see?

>>9141529
i cant get into the pictures they make, the bad hentai-esque dialogue doesn't do anything for me.

>>9141621
same here, although that snake isnt so bad

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>>9127083
>When someone saves your art.

>>9138881
Someone needs to fix this

>>9139245
I like Nora more because she gets really physical and teasing with her love.
>ywn take the bonded dragon's treasure
>ywn have her tongue snake down your shirt
>ywn lie on her belly or feel her luscious soft locks

There's still people here, right? I'm literally a few lines from being done with Violet Sands if anyone's still interested.

>>9143166
No, nobody is here. Everyone across the world decided to leave 4chan to try and better themselves.

Ahaha, yeah fuck that we'll always be on this wild ride.

>>9143166
Awesome! Can't wait

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>Trying to replace the tip on my stylus.
>Video tutorial makes it look so easy.
>Fucker won't come out.

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>>9143166
Also, nice dubs.

>>9143166
Really, it's been 45 min? Just proofreading and then I'll post it.

After practically writing like mad all day, here's the rest of Violet Sands.

Violet Rubs: https://pastebin.com/KMKQS1k2
Violet Sands part 1: https://pastebin.com/cVyBGYjH
Violet Sands part 2: https://pastebin.com/HLkicSzz

Writefag here.
I noticed a couple anons wanted a greentext story about a guy getting fucked by a male dragon.

Any ideas?
I'd get it done after the gator gal light fem dom story

>>9144348
>The flight was noticeably slower back, either 'cause of a head wind or 'cause she was tired, I'll never know.
>The landing's really soft, and she didn't overshoot my back garden to boot.
>I climb off, and take a good look at her.
“...I think you should know you're still absolutely covered in sand.”
>Between the brief stint in the ocean and flying back I would of though it would of taken the worst of it off, but nope.
>Sand really does get everywhere.
>Kinda coarse too, as my shorts would attest to.
>She looks herself over to confirm what I pointed out.
>Her attempt to shake it off does absolutely nothing other than almost hit me in the chest with her tail.
“Waitwaitwait.”
>She stops.
“I'll grab a hose. And some towels.”
>Turning around to grab the hose, I feel her drop to the ground in anticipation.
>Hose in hand, I walk over to her.
>Whether she has a look of imminent pleasure or absolute terror I can't tell.
>Hosing her wings down, which she readily spreads for me to get as much surface area as possible would suggest the former.
>When I say she was covered in sand, I meant absolutely encaked in it.
>I don't think there was a spot untouched by the stuff.
>When did sand even come in contact with the majority of the places?
>Thankfully she was being fairly cooperative with getting the more annoying to reach spots, stretching as needed so I could get things like her paws and joint folds.
>Including getting on my back and hosing her underside as she stood over me.
>In retrospect maybe not the best way to go about it, but it was still kinda hot and it was a decent way to get some shade.
>Although I was worried she might drop on top of me a few times when I rinsed out her sensitive spots.
>She doesn't, thankfully.

>>9144379
>After rinsing the worst of it off, there were some spots that were refusing to be clean out, mostly the scales on her face and her wing pits.
>I decide to go for the pits first.
>Imagine the smell of a deadlifter after deadlifting for about two hours straight.
>It wasn't pleasant.
>But after turning the hose up to max it cleared out just fine, although not without a few splash backs, which she finds hilarious.
>Now for her head.
>She was laying it down, along with the rest of herself, on the ground when I sit down in front of it.
>I had turned the hose down a bit, 'cause getting a blast of water in the face isn't enjoyable, as I had just recently re-realised.
>She decides to scootch up and place her muzzle on my lap when I get comfortable.
>My face only turns a little bit red.
>She looks up to me with a smile, which couldn't of been easy at this angle.
“This has been nice.”
“'ll, I'm not done yet, I've just rinsed you off.”
“Not that I mind, but you seem strangely interested in cleaning me.”
“Well, um, it's a surprise.”
>Confusion isn't the easiest expression to rinse out, but I was almost done so it didn't matter much anyway.
>She winces a bunch when I get the worst of it out, eventually resorting to digging sand out with my fingers in the most stubborn spots.
>It couldn't of been pleasant for her doing this, and I'm sure if she wasn't this comfortable with me my upper torso would of either been charred to a crisp, missing, or most likely both.
>Being confident that I got the worst out of the folds of her face, she wriggles around a bit, still in my lap.
>She says to me with a serious tone,
“Don't ever get face scales. If I didn't have you I would be picking that out for weeks.”
“Right, will do. Um, could you move a bit so I can get out please?”
>She sluggishly does so, leaving the previously occupied area cold.
“I'll be right back.”

>>9144351
Shit I forgot.
Feel free to throw some reference images at me.

>>9144401
>I head into the garage.
>As it turns out, the previous owners left, among other things, a car sponge.
>Good thing, as a dinky kitchen sponge wasn't going to cover much on a dragon.
>I get back out with sponge and soap in hand.
>She was laying there more or less where I left her, half dozing.
>After grabbing the hose again and walking up to her head,
“You don't mind me getting on your back, do you?”
>Smiling,
“Go right ahead.”
>Going to her rear with the sponge ringed out and filled with soap, I start to scrub along her tail.
>It proves to be rather difficult 'cause she twitches every time I move the sponge along, eventually having to sit on it to keep it still.
>It's thrashing about even with my weight on it.
“Er, could you keep your tail still please?”
“Yes, sorry.”
>It's a lot easier to clean now, but it's taking everything she has to keep it still.
>Along the tip end it's somewhat easy to get around, only the picking it up and carefully scrubbing the length while holding it at the same time proving to be a challenge.
>While it's super slippery from rinsing it off.
>She's no help doing this, given that she has the tail equivalent of the giggles, that she's suppressing about not in the slightest.
>The area it attaches to the rest of the body with proves to be even more of a challenge.
>Given that the previous hose down made her body incredibly perverse to letting things stay still on it, trying to lay still on her back while scrubbing around the entire diameter was a game of trying to keep myself not moving centered on her back while moving trying to scrub.
>Which I do much more effectively than I probably should of.
>Maybe I should get a job dragon cleaning?
>Then again, most dragons probably don't find jungle gymming about their bodies as pleasurable as she does.
>With the tail clean, I turn around to start on her back.

>>9144423
>Scrubbing this, she shudders in pleasure with every motion of the sponge, rocking ever so slightly to the direction I move it and humming slightly with every stroke.
>This entire process is much more therapeutic than I would of given it credit for, for the both of us.
>Not even the increasing soreness of all of the muscles in the everything was enough to stop it.
>With that done,I try my best to get all of her wings, but it's a lot of surface area I can't really lay on, so I resort to dropping the sponge down and hoping that it sliding down's enough to clean them.
>She didn't seem to mind, even getting up and moving the sponge about on her wing herself to cover everything so I didn't have to drop it multiple times.
>With one wing done, she throws the sponge in the air, hitting me in the face.
“I swear I didn't do that on purpose!”
>I laugh.
“It's going to take more than that to be a problem!”
>To that she laughs as well.
>Doing the same thing on the other wing she manages to land it right in my hands.
>We both exclaim in surprise with how well it hit the mark.
>I'm suddenly hit with a bout of realization,
“Oh geeze.”
“What?”
“You know what we should of done?”
“No.”
“See if anyone wanted to play volleyball. Although we didn't bring anything for that and-”
“What's volleyball?”
“Oh, it's a game where you volley a ball over a net and the first side to drop it looses. I think.”
“Seems kind of unfair for the side that doesn't have me,”
“Oh?”
>She spreads her wings out.
“That's a idea, but I'd think you'd break a wing doing that.”
“They're stronger than they look,-”
>Reaching over, she wraps a wing around me and pulls me towards her upper half.
“Well then.”
>I needed to get her neck next anyway.
>Cleaning that standing up was a nice change, and being closer to her head let me see how much she was enjoying it.
>Which was a lot.

>>9144453
>Keeping her neck this low must have been a bit of a strain, but probably worth it for her with how more thoroughly I could clean, and probably rub, it.
>It's made harder with how much she won't keep herself still, but I eventually finish and make my way to her head again.
>There's a fair number of different folds and weird angles around her face and under muzzle, so it's a bit more delicate than a lot of the rest of her.
>To the point that I give up with the car sponge and grab a new kitchen one to do it.
>She wasn't super fond of me cleaning the areas around her eyes, but she holds through.
>The area around her nostrils and front of her mouth on closer inspection were covered in bits of carbon and dried blood.
“There's no way I'm getting this without a bit more force, could we sit down again?”
>She nods with a smile and lays her body back on the ground with a thud.
>Getting back down myself, she places her muzzle back more or less with where it was before.
>Well, a little bit farther back so I could get at her mouth.
>It's a proper workout to get the offending mess off of her face, to the point I was worried she might get annoyed at the force, but never breaks from indifferent bliss the entire time.
>Her head was much better off for doing so, it really removed a lot of inherent dirtiness I previously couldn't quite put my finger on.
>She opens her eyes,
“You smell weird.”
“That's probably the soap still lingering around your nostrils. Have you ever cleaned yourself much?”
>Shaking her head as much as she can still in my lap,
“Not since,”

>>9144483
>Her expression drops with what I think was her remembering her time with Frank long ago.
>Bending over to hug her head, I feel her smile in my arms.
“Sorry for bringing it up.”
>She tries to say something, but can't 'cause I had her mouth clasped shut, so I loosen up.
“It's not your fault, really. Frank used to wash me a lot. After I got too big to clean by himself being rinsed off was the most he could do, and the most I could do every once in a while in a river when I found one. This is the first time in years I've been washed properly.”
>We sit there for another few moments.
“Well, I still need to get your limbs, under your wings, and,-”
“Ok,”
>She pulls her head out and looks at me, with a sincere smile on her face.
“Please get my sides next.”
“Can do.”
>Scrubbing the sides down was probably the easiest part so far, just side to side (Well, mostly one side, it's a lot harder to go against the scale direction than with).
>The back half of her sides seem to be the hottest part of her body, to the point that a little bit of steam would come off when I scrubbed at it.
>Trying to clean the underside of her wing was like trying to clean a ceiling, if the ceiling couldn't keep still, and would sometimes drop on your head when it got tired.
>Eventually it gets to the point she gives up trying to suspend them in air and leaves them just sitting on my head as I scrubbed between her wing fingers.
>Getting to her front legs, by now cleaning her was a breeze, getting the length scrubbed down in no time.
>Her front paws required a bit more finesse, requiring pulling out the smaller kitchen sponge again.
>Sitting at them, scrubbing out between each finger I wondered what a dragon salon might be like.

>>9144526
>It'd probably be advisable to at lease wear light chainmail while sharpening claws to prevent accidental chest punctures.
>Something I was rapidly wishing I also had as she moved each finger about in my hands.
>I finish unscathed, but a few too many close calls for my liking.
>Her hind legs are mostly the same as the front, except for the digitigrade-ness of them.
>A word I learned from the reading I mentioned previously.
>And that her toes were probably a lot more prone to accidental dismemberment than her fingers were.
>I opt to try and avoid being in front of them as much as possible.
>Now finally for her underside.
>She's about to flip over like she did last time, but,
“'Ang on!”
“What is it?”
“I just cleaned your back,-”
“...Ok, are you going to clean me standing up?”
“Yea.”
“Oh, ok.”
>She seems somewhat disappointed that she couldn't get more belly rubs, but then quickly realizes that it felt just as good standing up.
>Lying on my back, I start at the base of her neck and make my way down, probably a bit slower than I would of otherwise to stop her from squirming about as much.
>Dragons are light enough to fly, but are still heavy enough I didn't want her to drop on me.
>I do this for what felt like way too long, stopping just before area where her tail attaches, got the message enough last time.
>Now I'm finally done.
“Here's the sponge.”
>She looks at me in confusion.
“There was one spot I figured you'd rather get.”
>...!
>Taking the sponge in mouth, she reaches around to get the last spot.
>I turn about in place to leave her to it.

>>9144551
>A spit out of the sponge is my message that she's done.
>She's disgusted with the taste of soap in her mouth.
“...I don't think I'm going to be able to use that sponge again.”
>Hearing this, she grabs the sponge again, throws it into the air and burns it in a impressive display of fiery destruction.
>Killing two birds with one flamethrower, it seemed to fix her mouth soap problem.
>After she shakes her mouth out of the absolute last of it,
“How's it feel being clean?”
>Shaking herself out a bit, and moving her limbs around,
“Like the day I was hatched!”
>Turning around fast enough to almost knock me over with the displaced air, she grapple hugs me.
>Still slightly damp, she also places her head over my shoulder and down my back, giving me a slightly more enveloped embrace.
>Although the current temperature should take care of the dampness fairly quickly.
>Made pulling the towels out kinda pointless.
>Giving it a moment,
“I'm still kinda dirty you know, especially after all of that rolling around on the ground I was just doing.”
>She lets go, instead opting to put her front paws on my shoulders.
>Which are rather weighty.
“You, are the single best thing I can say to wander into my life in a very long time. And I thank you with everything I can muster.”
>To that I couldn't do anything but have a big stupid smile on my face.
“You know what, I, wish I had something better to say, but I really don't. I pretty much feel the same way.”
>She lets go, sitting in front of me with a slight hint of tears running down her face.
>Turning around, about to take off again,
“WAIT!”

>>9144584
>Her neck bends around to look at me.
“Give me me ten minuets in the shower, and there's one more thing I have for you.”
“Ok, I'll be back really soon.”
>She takes off, clearing off some of the dirt on me, but not nearly enough to really clean me.
>The shower was most welcome, it was nice to be actually clean for the first time all day.
>I walk back outside, she's not in the back garden but I can hear a rustling in the trees close by that was unmistakably her.
>From the distant treeline she launches herself out of, struggling to hold onto a bloody mangled carcass.
>Oh come on, I just cleaned her.
>She lands with the heaviest thud she's ever landed with, enough to knock over some precariously perched items in the kitchen.
>Nothing important, but still something I'll have to pick up later.
>This lump of brown fur and antler is the single largest deer I think I've ever seen in my life.
>And I've seen my fair share of deer, mostly the ones going into my back garden and eating all of the strawberries I tried to grow that one time.
>Sitting proudly over her kill,
“There's no way I was leaving you without something, I've been following this food for a few weeks now and was planning to eat it really soon, but I thought I should share it with you for cleaning me so well.”
>I hadn't had venison in a long time, and was actually somewhat watering in the mouth at the thought.
“'ll thanks!, I'd most defiantly do it again, especially for something like this.”

>>9144609
>She smiles,
“I was almost worried that you wouldn't like it, I know a lot of humans don't like the sight of food guts, so I'm glad you do.”
>Pulling a leg off, she throws it into the air, engulfing it in fire it on the way down and catches it with her mouth again in one smooth motion.
>She hands, (well, mouths), the huge piece of leg to me, which I struggle to hold on to, eventually opting to sitting it upright on the hoof and ripping chunks off of it on my knees with my hands and mouth.
>With roman company, right?
>Her muzzle is covered in deer blood and guts as she pulled chunks off with her mouth, launching them in the air and cooking them mid air like she did with the leg.
>I think normally she would do this leaving the meat chunks on the ground and flamethrowing them without the aerobatics, but I think she's trying not to burn the grass.
>We're eating this huge carcass out for at least three quarters of a hour.
>Well, mostly her.
>I had a literal handful with just the leg, which eventually gets handed off to her when I absolutely engorge myself on what I can, which she takes with ecstatic glee.
>The bits of skeleton that are left are taken care off when the dragon picks them up and launches them into the forest behind my house.
>Can't do much about the rest of the bloody mess though.
>What I can do though is put a bit of soap into the kitchen sponge and clean off her muzzle, again.
>After doing that, she nuzzles my neck in thanks.
>Stopping in realization,
“Um, after eating all of that, I can't fly until at least tomorrow. Do you mind if I sleep here for tonight?”
“Actually, that perfect!”
>She looks at me confused.
“Although you'll have to get over the fence.”

>>9144626
>Still confused, she looks at the brick portion of the fence that extends a short distance before it turns into wood.
“I think I can climb over that. Why?”
“You know I said I had a surprise for you, right?”
“Yes.”
“Well, you also remember when I said the garage was filled to the brim and you wouldn't fit in there?”
“Somewhat.”
“That was only somewhat true, a while ago.”
“Ok,”
>She walk over to the brick fence.
>A short hop, which she struggled to pull off even that much, and she grabs the top with her front paws, managing to pull herself up and over.
>Another thud later and she's waiting for me to get over myself.
>The door's way less effort though.
>We both walk to the garage, to which I unlock and throw open the door of.
>We stand there for a few moments.
>'ang on, it's not raining.
>I look up, and the sight of the contents was enough for her to water up.
“Is that a bed?”
“Yea, there was a mattress shop closing down with everything massively marked down and I though- gak-”
>She hugs me the most I think she ever had since we first met. Wings 'n all.
“I haven't been in a bed. In. Years.”
“I hope it's enough mattresses for you, I think the delivery guy was fairly fed up after pulling out the sixth one.”
>Calling it a bed was a slight overstatement, it was really just some mattresses stacked on top of each other and arranged so it would be (hopefully) big enough for her to lay on, with some covers to round it out.
>Still hugging me,
“Thank. You.”
>I don't think she cared much about semantics.

>>9144646
“Yea. … You can get on you know.”
>She lets go, walking onto the pile of mattresses and plopping down.
>I'm glad I decided to make sure to have enough to go down three layers of mattress, she's definitely going through the first two at least.
“Comfortable?”
>She looks over and nods, too overcome with joy for much else.
>I walk in and close the garage door, leaving us in mostly darkness, save for the light by the door leading to the rest of the house and some small windows lighting the immediate area.
“Alright, one more thing.”
>There's a stack of movies I have fairly close by that I kept in here (Not super needed at a moments notice 'cause NAS, y' know?) that I pull out and place on a open area of mattress.
“I thought we could make this a bit of a movie night.”
“Um, you need a TV for movies, right?”
“Pfft, we don't need a TV!”
>A few switches later and we're greeted to the desktop of the thinkpad I still have from years ago projected onto the wall in front of us.
“You have a paper thin TV in the wall?”
>I shake my head,
“It's a projector throwing light at the wall.”
“Wow, the last thing like this I saw, it was this box with a curved side that glowed pictures.”
“That'd be a CRT, I have one around here somewhere but,... Anyway, movies.”
>She nods.
>I spread them out so she can get a better look at them, and she moves them about with her muzzle until she finds one, which she pulls out.
“Eragon, really? It's because it has a dragon on the front, isn't it?”
“Maybe. It's also kinda shiny.”

>>9144667
“...I don't even know why I have that, I think someone gave that to me. Well, if you really want to watch it.”
>She gives it to me, and I stick the disc in (I never ripped this, for reasons of indifference) and turn the light off.
>The movie starts and we're greeted with the opening credits.
“Can I lay on your head? There isn't a lot of room in here and-”
“Yea, that's fine.”
>I climb up her back and lie down on top of her head.
>Maybe not quite as comfy as a good couch, but I'm watching this rather bad dragon movie laying down on a actual dragon, so ambiance or something.
>It's not quite as terrible as I remember it, mostly due to echo chamber effect about how bad it was being my only real memory of it.
>But it's hardly a masterpiece.
>Some of the film goes by,
“Saphiras supposed to be a girl, right?”
“Apparently.”
“Then why is she played by a guy?”
“Really? That's a guy?”
“I guess humans can't tell the difference, but that's definitely a male dragon.”
>Huh.
“I'd of never guessed.”
>Probably a case of either he was the only dragon available for filming, or looked the part the most or something.
>The movie ends on that cliffhanger that'll never get fulfilled on.
“That movie wasn't very good.”
“That's what most people said when it released originally.”
“Hmn.”
>Obviously really tired by now, I climb off, turn everything off and pull out a sleeping bag and place it next to the mattress pile.
>She moves about a bit before settling in a position not unlike a dog might curled into a dog bed.
“Night.”
“Goodnight.”
>As I'm about to get into the sleeping bag, she grabs the back of my pajamas and plants me on top of where her limbs were conjugating.
“It's a bit cold in here, right.”
“...,Yea, it is.”
>I lay down, with her putting a wing over me to trap the heat in and me using part of her neck as a pillow.
>It's a lot more comfy than the description might lead you to believe.
>Or just as comfy, I'nno.

>>9144691
>It doesn't take long to drift off, especially with the soothing breathing right next to my ear.

>The only indication that it was the next morning was the watch I forgot to take off going off at the time I usually get up to get off for work.
>It seemed to wake up the dragon as well, if the shifting underneath me was any indication.
“Do you always make so much noise in the morning?”
“Not today usually, but usually I take my watch off.”
“Well, I'm up now.”
>She picks me up with her mouth again and places me off to the side, so she can stretch.
>The depression in the mattresses is notably shallower than when she got on.
>I open the garage door, letting a modest amount of light in.
>Not quite the blazing amounts usually associated with these kind of moments, as it was still sunrise.
>She tries to roll out of “bed”, unsuccessful the first couple of attempts but eventually manages to gain footing.
>I sit down where she was previously resting, a notable amount of heat coming off where she just was.
>Making it outside, she turns around and sits on the driveway.
“You've been so nice to me, I, -”
>She wells up again,
“I don't, - ”
>Getting up,
“I don't know many people. At all. And you, even with whatever dragon-isms you have going for you, have been the nicest and most honest person out of that small lot I do get to talk to. A proper breath of fresh air from my, usual, company. For just that I'd be nice to you to the ends of the earth.”
>I walk to her and try my best to embrace her, to which she responds with maybe not the tightest, but certainly the most earnest embrace I've been on the receiving end of.
>She's having a really difficult time not covering me in tears.
>For what seems like never enough time, we sit there until the sun completely rises and we both realize we should stop.
“You still don't mind me coming back, right?”
“Never.”

>>9144715
>With the last of her tears rolling down her face, she backs up and launches back into the sky.
>It's nice to have a dragon for a friend, certainly not something I would of ever gone out of my way to have on my own accord.
>But something I wouldn't ever want to be without now.
>I head back inside to tidy up and relax on the couch, my body only now catching up with how sore I was everywhere.

>>9144736
Aaand that's it for Violet Sands.

I'm not writing any sort of sequel any time soon, not that I'd even know what to do for it.
I really hope you like this.

Also, pastebin: https://pastebin.com/uRdcF2rE

man you've really been on a roll writing this, and i mean that in a good way.

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>>9144792
Just keep it to a pastebin next time, thanks.

>>9146568
This

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>>9146568
I like reading green in here.

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>I'm so glad you're going to college and planning to get a PhD! Let's tour all these expensive universities until you find one you like!
>You can get into any of these, you know! It'd be really easy.
>Sorry Anon, we don't have any money for you to go to college. You'll have to spend a year at Community College instead.
>Yes, we knew that for a while. Why do you ask?
>Make that two years.
>Now three. Your counselor fucked up your credits.
>Well, actually it was us. But don't get mad.
>You got into the school you applied for! How awesome!
>We don't have any money for you to go there, but we'll figure it out before classes start.
>Fucking forget about that PhD by the way. After you got your first D ever on a test that won't affect your grade, we've given up on that.
>It's hilarious you believe that.
>Why aren't you excited about getting into this school?
>Get excited, you asshole!

I still have no idea how this will turn out.

I would take my scaly waifu to a steak house, because she really enjoys steaks.

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>>9147525
Shit like this makes me think polytech is the way to go.

>>9138881
Wasn't there that one cloaca picture?
The green eye edit seemed pretty on model to me.

Anyone else do second life? Add me if you do, Mymin Kensh (stewjunker).

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>>9147525
Is this the fabled American "education" system?

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>>9138881
>>9147614
This?

>>9147525
>he fell for the higher education meme
Yes goy, give all your shekels and get a big nice student loan for the rest, don't worry about paying it off, it'll be fine

>>9147525
Sounds like you're parents are more of the cunts than the school is tbqh anon

>>9147749
this

now all she needs is big knotted maverick dick
or big knotted remy dick, because we know it happened

maybe i should go find the guy who drew this and throw money at him

>>9147525

I forgot to link to this: >>9139586

>>9147565
Any way that educates you and makes you money without being illegal is a good way to go.

>>9147656
It's an education in how important it is to wrack up twelve scholarships each year! And why I shouldn't believe anything my family says.

>>9147749
If I get a high enough degree, the money rolls in automatically! Right?!

>>9147808
This is the United States of America you're talking about, it's a plutocracy.

You'll never amount to anything unless you were born rich or skip country. Head for Britbongistan or Canada, maybe they'll have something for you that won't be wageslavery for the rest of your life.

>>9147749
Who made this? I can't identify the signature.

Would dragons have drinking problems?

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>>9148084
>would dragons have drinking problems

>>9148141
Fugggg

>>9148141
>Dragons posting about humans.
>"Would humans have problems drinking?"
>"No. They're so tiny a few drops would get them hammered."
>"Wouldn't that incentivise them to drink more?"

>>9148084
too many defining factors, such as height, weight, BMI and how strong the alcohol is.

>>9148390
>>9148084
What if there were a dragon and a man who bonded over their poor habits and fell in love with each other

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>>9147525
>parents sperging out about one D
>your counselor even managed to fuck up your credits

Fucking a, Anon.
There's nothing wrong with starting at a community college and transferring over, you save a lot of time, money and effort that way.
Don't do what I did and work throughout a majority of college. That shit nearly killed me. At one point I was taking 18 credits and working 40 hours a week (mostly closing shifts)

Never again.
>>9147778
For some reason I think remy is packing hemipenes like pic related...just not green
>>9148508
>>9148390
>all these ideas for stories I want to implement
Fuck

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>>9148598
My headcanon is that raptors, wyverns and maybe noodles have hemis.
It's pretty much canon that earth dragons have only one dick and "general purpose models" like Maverick or Remy seem closer to earth dragons than any of the other species.

Ah, the exciting lore of awwy sawwy.

>>9148598
>>>9148508
>>>9148390
>all these ideas for stories I want to implement
>Fuck
do it anon, believe in yourself

>>9149075
I'll add it to the list.
Also it's 1 am here, gotta work on other stuff before I can get back to writing porn.
Really enjoyed writing that great maccao story the other thread.

>>9148598
>parents sperging out about one D
They have two modes. The first is happy, where they lavish obviously fake praise on me and get mad if I don't play along. Stuff like getting into a serious argument because I don't agree that I could paint better than Raphiel. I've never painted in my life. The second is angry, where none of my accomplishments matter and I'm in serious need of therapy. The stuff they say while happy evaporates, and the angry stays true.

To make it clear how pointless the anger was, I still have a perfect GPA.

I got accepted to a great college the day after they casually dismissed the PhD thing, which they'd been on board with since I was in high school. So they swapped from angry to happy really quickly.

>There's nothing wrong with starting at a community college and transferring over, you save a lot of time, money and effort that way.

You're completely right! I'm really happy it turned out that way. I just wish I hadn't spent a year here that was completely unnecessary. And apparently I'm going to college for no reason, because my career is a joke.

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>>9132430
>that fucking feel

>>9132430
What if I want to be the space lizard gf?

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>>9149582
>super strength
>super speed
>cute lizard

Who wouldn't?

>>9149618
Untie that poor dragon. He looks unhappy.

>>9132430
>ywn be a space human
>ywn have a space lizard gf
>swn wrap and cuddle against you for heat, her cool ever so softy rasping against your warm skin as the both of you sit on the ambient metal
>ywn watch the stars and nebulae in your own little corner of the universe, just you and her
>ywn wake up every activity cycle with her on top of you, the both of you sharing the only bunk on the ship you both saved up for
>ywn show her Earth
>swn show you her homeworld

>>9148027
That would be me.

I usually go by Nexivian

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>>9149659

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>>9149789
I prefer the abridged version

>>9149789
>>9149852
I don't think that's how hot-bunking works.

>>9149862
It's how it -should- work

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Tom

>>9149582
Also acceptable.

>>9149688
Excellent work.
Did you make any other awwy sawwys in the meantime?

>>9150345
Tam?

>>9147846
Not him but I've definitely considered working abroad after college.
But being taxed by both the US and whatever country I'm in sounds like a sick joke.

>>9150866
I guess emigration is not an option?

>>9151099
I guess, but permanent residence in a country where the native language isn't my own seems worrisome. I guess there's britain and canada.
Plus citizenship is hard.

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>>9150823
Tum

>>9149789
Stop posting this shitty textwall. It shows up in almost every thread, and every time someone tells you to stop.

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There need to be more sci-fi lizards.

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>>9151481

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>>9151497

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>>9151503

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>>9151512

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>>9151516

>>9126883
hot.

>>9151516
>I'm looking for a water chip for my vault
Kek

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>>9151174
I remember this

>tfw you will never be a Tama and bond with a human

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It's too humid and hot today and it's only 8am

I hate cali weather

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Fitness was a mistake, my body is so sore and I have to go to work and lift things.
Just end it all senpaitachi.

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New board spotted

>>>/bant/catalog
>>>/bant/catalog
>>>/bant/catalog

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>>9152021

>>9152029
wew, lad
>>9152021
That sucks senpai.
Make sure you eat a lot and get plenty of rest to recover

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>>9144792

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>>9152029
I unironically hope it'll be the /fur/ honeypot 2.0

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> more Slack-Wyrm

>>9152932
>Playwyrm

>>9143615
Is it a Wacom/Bamboo tablet? Took me forever to figure out mine.

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>long dark (videogame) has a countdown on their website
>30 days later it hits 0
>its a trailer for something being released in six months

Why do game companies think this is good marketing?

>>9152932
>smaug poster
>not fafnir
Slack has shit fucking taste.

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>>9135906
Maybe that's the secret ingredient he never figured out.

>ywn do for zhong what his wife couldn't
>ywn gently kiss remy on every sensitive spot on his body
>ywn let damion vent his anger and frustration all over your face
>ywn milk maverick so hard he switches sides
>ywn use sebastian as a blanket
>ywn tell bryce to get lost with his booze breath and blatant whoring

>>9152932
Porn of his sister when?

>>9153517
I would say 5 frames tops

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how often do you visit /scaly/?

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>>9154568
When I fap/ want to talk about gay stuff.

Dragons arn't really that big of a thing for me, any more than furries/humans, but I like the people here, and where else am I going to talk about my weird shit and dragon dildos?

Cept deathclaws, they're bae.

>>9154568
I never shut down my browser and this tab is permanently open.

>>9154568
Every day.
Every day I'm hoping for more husbando.
Every day I'm disappointed, but that's okay. Everyone here knows that feel.

>>9154568
Got this in a tab
All day, every day

>>9153425
Are you surprised?

>>9154763
I expected someone like him to have a bit more style.

>>9154568
Every day unless I'm extremely busy. So, basically 1 or 2 days a month I won't.

>>9154687
>that feel when your husbando actually got new material
https://e621.net/pool/show/11474
>that feel when you're such garbage you're actually thinking about buying self(sona)-insert porn for the first time ever, for him
He gets something every year at least so that's something.

>>9154810
I've bought donut steel porn of my waifu.

It's a nice feeling, and if you have any taste at all the picture turns out to be really hot.
And then you're done fapping and feel nothing but disgust at yourself.

Besides, my husbando is from a canon you can't really furfag into.

>>9154568
All of the day.

>>9154589
good taste

but please stay away from my own personal goris

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>>9154568

Pretty much daily, I always have a /scaly/ tab open.

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Tell me, /scaly/, because we need porn of deathclaws.

Who draws in a fairly realistic style and good cloaca/hemi?

>Spent the past 2 weeks playing vidya
>Finally done with the dark souls 3 dlc now I can spend all my free time writing

Feels good lads. Feels real good. Gonna be writing stuff for the next 2 weeks at least.

>>9155431
What is it you write?

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>>9154967
I already got my own.

>>9155530
Mostly scaly porn requests, and occasional clean stuff or comedy.

>>9155861
what did you do to him
what did you DO to him

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>>9155238
This guy? flamespitter

>>9155899
Who?

>>9155937
>vertical
>on a modified chameleon
>a lepidosaur

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>>9155953
Fine anon, here, your 100% accurate deathclaw.

>>9155937
oh
i thought you were posting a heavily overdecorated goris

>>9155998
No that's some dude's scalesona he posted a while back. There was a color version but I didn't save it.

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>>9155989

>>9156018
>deathclawsona

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>>9156031
Yeah endivinity draws good claws but she's too pure or something.

and I don't decide who picks deathclaws to represent them.

>>9156074
endivinity must be broken
she must learn to lust after the hemi

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>>9156092
Eh, maybe she does some nsfw stuff somewhere, but I doubt it. Not everyone who likes drawing things likes drawing them with dicks.

>>9156130
>The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

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>>9156190
That's not my fetish anon, I'm a knight of valor.

>>9156222
Is there anything more virtuous than showing someone the full beauty of the superior race?

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>>9156243
Sounds like my style of thinking.

But she already loves deathclaws, so there's not much more to be done.

>>9156272
I said full beauty, anon.

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>>9156314
And I said I was a knight of valor, not depravity.

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>>9144379
>affectionately hosing down a draconic friend/interest
CUTE!

>>9144401
>smelly wingpits
Nah, not after so little time. The salty water and sand would have made for a rather hostile environment for any microbes, meaning any potential sweat would still be fresh.
(and fresh sweat--particularly female--smells GOOD)

>>9144423
>>9144483
>cleaning your large dragon almost-gf tenderly with car-sponge and soapy water
ALL DAY ERRY DAY

>>9144792
Nice work! I enjoyed it a lot!
(Keep in mind next time that when writing slice-of-life segments/activities, casual, short and plain descriptions of boredom tends to make for poor storytelling. I.e. the awkward boredom at the beach; "so what do we do now?" "I don't know lol", "maybe go back or something I'unno" "yeah no". For slice-of-life scenes to be interesting/enjoyable, they have to flow and instill good emotions, either by being pleasantly relatable and serene, or narratively relevant and interesting.)

Hope you'll write more stories!

>>9156346
There's nothing depraved about worshipping superior lifeforms.
There's nothing depraved about appreciating every aspect of life.

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>>9156389
yeah, but try telling my female friends that. Get all uncomfortable talking about sex, like its some taboo.

>>9156446
It's how this whole purity cult around women got started.

God dammit I just want anatomically autistic Goris porn.

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>>9156475
Best I can do anon.

>>9156499
I know the situation's not looking good.

Which is why I was asking around. There's got to be someone worth blowing my autism money on.

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>>9151174
>lol what's this little punk ass picture
>probably some shweeby memetext
>alright i'll read that shit
>mfw

>>9156520
go order:score scaly on e621 and see who strikes your fancy and follow them, then pounce once they open commisions

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>>9151503
>>9151512
>>9151516
>>9151523
H-have I missed out on something big?

Damn, imagine if this was a place of/part in NEO Scavenger

>>9155989
>TFW he'll never release the models.

>>9156190
Politicians.jpg

>>9156547
Sifting score sorting has taught me that e621 well and truly does have shit taste.

>>9156747
They're deathclaw arms/legs and a head chopped off and attached to a dark brown human female with giant tits. They're frankenstein's monsters and they are awful.

>>9156961
He has an actual feral one he modeled by sculpting.

>>9156997
Oh, that one. Yeah I saw it in some porn but I don't really like SFM deathclaws. Too oily or something.

>>9157017
>Too oily or something.
Yea.. I don't know why a lot of SFM animators do that.

>>9156547
A thorough search reveals people who either are bad, gone, or cost $50,000 per pixel.

I'm gonna brave the FA cesspool and see if I can find someone who is good, but unknown and thus not boosted by the popularity circlejerk.

>>9157017
>>9157054
Agreed. It's too bad making really good fur is hard in SFM.

..oh wait, fuck-. Uh, I mean, y-yeah! Scales shouldn't be that oily/glistening.

>>9157416
Viper wife recruitment mod when?!

>>9157471
Viper-com Where you play as a Commander Sassysssnek protecting your homeworld from aliens invaders WHEN.