ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite joke? Ru

>>9126083
my life

>>9126083
cocc

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>>9126083
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC!

>>9126062
We're back at the hotel room!
Momma wanted to go shopping and the shops didn't want me to carry you around outside the ball and I'm really sorry but we got food!
>there is indeed food. Good-quality Pokechow and a bit of chopped chicken.

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>>9126083
You wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

>>9126144
cock

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>>9126083
Already did it once. Silver, Gold, and an Aggron are learning geometry.

Silver makes a triangle. Ag stands to the side and watches. Gold melts.

>>9126083
My dignity

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>>9126134
Oh. Huh, uh, thanks?
>Firecat: try fud
>Firecat: roll for liking

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>>9126144
>33: Squint.

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>>9126065
Was it too much?
Are you okay al?

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>>9126164
Is.. is that a yes?

it doesn't work without answers guys
this is my only joke

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>>9126202
>Anna looks on, her little face full of anticipation.

>Meanwhile, her mom (presumably) is texting someone.

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>>9126225
OW

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>>9126210
>screeing in the distance

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>>9126066
Nonsense, who cares about what consenting adults do in their spare time!
Not like they don't know already when me, John, Thorpe (Rest In Peace), a Catalyst grunt and Necrozma went for a few drinks and ended in a gay bar thanks to the grunt's recommendation!
Or when Necrozma came onto me right after Jirachi enacted lewd magics!
Or that N knows I harbored feelings for someone in the Plasma Frigate and refused to say anything out of appearances and professionalism!
Either way...
>Go for hug
Iactuallydolikeyouinthoseways...

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>>9126083
Um.... There was a really cool one about malasadas I heard from Hau, but I can't remember it!

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>>9126295
>Squ-
>>9126305
OH FUCK NO!
>Duck back into hole.

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>>9126299
>Firecat: be glad little girl wasn't rolling for food flavor
>Firecat: enjoy dinner
Thanks, that was nice. Means I won't starve if I run out of these
>Firecat: produce pokebean
I'm saving these for special occasions from now on I guess.
Which... I guess means I can have one now, given I should be celebrating having a new Trainer!
...after my stomach settles, I don't want a repeat of earlier.

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>>9126305
>[MAHINA PEA INTERNALLY]
...I sense some a presence in the distance.
A really, really fucked presence.

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>>9126083
.........
....
...
....
>moves his head back and foward imitating laughter

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>>9126328
Give yourself to me. I will give you power.
Protection.

SUCC.

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...Okay I'll just, uh, skip that part.
>AhEM throat clearing sounds
>Does an isopod even have a throat? Can it be cleared? The world may never know.

>>9126144
That's the spirit!

>>9126305
mahina?

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>>9126397
Noooooooo?
Please stop following me.
>Chuck binocs at it.

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>>9126451
You're going to do what to me?
>Roll to manipulate.

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>>9126306
>Ray: laugh squeakily.
Yeah, bro, that owned! John was, like, so wasted when he got back!
The Necrozma thing was funny too, and the Frigate, like, I didn't know that...
>And then the last thing registers.
'Chu're pullin' my tail here, bro. Like... Really?

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>>9126506
>Larvitar puffs up
>Dad would defend him, now's time to defend Dad!
>Bite the Lunala's wing

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>>9126506
>Is this sex slave manipulation or are you looking for something?
>Either way you're in.

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>>9126301
Welll at least you are okat

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>>9126586
INSOLENT PEST.
>Shake wing.
>>9126613
I will trifle with you later.
>Roll to implant lewd thoughts in his head.
>Shake the dino off.
>Portal out.

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>>9126519
That wine was some divine experience, literally.
AndalsoI'mnotjokingaboutanythingIsaid.

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>>9126642
>flop
Why.

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>>9126586
Really appreciated little guy.
>Check on the baby dino to make sure he isn't hurt.
>>9126648
>Lewd thoughts.
>Roll for them not to be about [REDACTED] at least.

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>>9126709
It's because we care
Isn't that right gask?

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>>9126685
>Zaprat.exe is processing...
Dude. Nice.
>Look around.
Like, I am so down. Maybe not where Dave and my bro can, like, walk in, though.
'Chur room works for me~

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>>9126785
>Baby Dino has a cut on his leg but he doesn't seem to notice
>He's busy being proud of himself for saving dad

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>>9126801
Heh heh, yeah.
And heh, we are running out of supplies.
Who's in for a raid tomorrow, eh?

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>>9126801
...Sure.

>>9126818
Give me a time, I'll help out if I can. Might be something useful for the collection.

bat cocc

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>>9126785
>IT'S [REDACTED].
>PANIC.
>Roll to not sweat.
>>9126816
>Hug the tiny dino.
>Apply potion.
Thanks, little dude. Lucky you were here.
...God that's corny. Do you like Lucky?

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>>9126809
The "basement" still lacks a bed, or anything else comfortable so that's out. Yeah, that was an uncomfortable morning after with Necrozma.
Therefore...
>Zip to own bedroom

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>>9126083
Eh, I don't really have one.

>>9126392
>Chespin: giggle a bit.
>He then decides on something: if he's going to be friends with Luca, he's going to need to learn how to lipread, to help communication work better between them.

>Rolling for how long it's going to take the chestnut to do that.

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>>9126818
Sounds fun
Tomorrow will be interesting
>hugs gask

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>>9126854
>Babby Dino looks up and chirps at 33
>He doesn't understand what the word really means, but he gets that it's his name now
>Teeth on his arm armor

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>>9126839
Heh heh, maybe something in that ruined tower. Or that platform in the waters over there, heh.

>>9126928
>Get hugged
Heh heh yes.

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>>9126888
>Very fast nerd moving at incredible hihg speeds.
>Ray immediately locks the door and starts macking on Seb.
>Mmm, tingly.
Mmmph, so, how 'chu wanna do this~?
>( Don't worry, we won't lewd up thread too badly. Or maybe we will, who knows? )

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>>9126840
But anon... aren't Lunalala's girls?
>Sun begins setting up some (probably fake) ghost wards he found in a souvenir shop around his room

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>>9126938
Alright, Lucky.
>Scratch the dino under the chin.
Lets get you something to chew on.

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>>9126980
>Flop on his bed.
Do you need someone to test those?

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>>9126891
>he notices that he is training to lipread
>"are you trying to lipread?"
>"can you understand me?"

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>>9126964
>Seb has been accustomed to getting zapped for a while, thanks Jay
>But lewdzaps are a completely new thing
Slow and hmmm, reciprocal.
>Macked upon

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>>9127023
>Sun chokes back a scream and backs up until his back touches the wall, hand reaching for his Pokeballs
Um... no... they're really specific...

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>>9126953
Alright. I'll help out when I'm finished with museum business.

(LEWDZAPS)

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Man that boat wasn't great.
Is N or one of his admins around here? I've just arrived in Viridian City.

Oh jeez
Oh fuck
Help, the police are coming down the trail, I can't clear out this house ever ever, too much shit.
Stupid practicality mentality is going to get me thrown in jail!

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>>9127064
>Darkrai: Realize you may have fucked up a bit.
My deepest apologies.
>Pull a Malasada from under your skirt.
>Leave it on the bed.
>Fade into the shadows.

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>>9126953
>he gets comfortable on gask's chest
So what are we planning for tomorrow?

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>>9127093
>Shadow in.
>Not-Satan: Sit on a table.
And you'll do what for me if I help?

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>>9127078
Yes? I'll send you the coordinates for the safe house.
>text him
>>9127093
Then perhaps you should flee.

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>>9127094
Did... he just... pull that out of his butt...?

>Ray and SB are FINALLY lewding each other
Oh how I've waited for this day

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>>9126891
>Well
>Trial and error attempts to decipher what Luca's attempting to say when he slips into "forget he's missing a voicebox" mode being the only source of the nut's tutelage probably will result in this taking forever.
>But the Chespin line is nothing if not perseverant. ...And durable. Mostly durable.

>>9127040
>Chespin concentrates. Rolling for success.
>Evens:
Uh... run that by me again... I think I caught... lipread... understand? ...I'm trying, but I've never done something like this before.
>Dubs Evens:
...Uh... I think I actually caught all that... I'm trying, but I've never done anything like this before...
>Odds: Chespin blinks softly in confusion, without a clue as to where to start. Dubs Odds derails things completely.

>Either way, they're in a hotel. Hotel means room service. Room service means food. Food in Kalos means macarons. And during Chespin's escapades with a certain warm feline, the kitty got hit with a sack of Pay Day coins which she didn't pick up, leaving Chespin to get them instead...
>Chespin orders some macarons. Or at least, attempts to.

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>>9127041
>Ray, keep macking on the nerd.
Mmm... Fair warning, I can be a...
>Get all up in his business, yanking his shirt off with psy shenanigans.
A bit of a subby bitch.
> (Fade to black, take it to DMs, or keep going here?)

>>9127115
>Man in the mightynea coat: flip shit
GAH WHAT THE FUCK
>Buneary on silly man's shoulder: panic

>>9127133
ikr

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>>9127137
Tick tock, tick tock. Time moves on while you panic.

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>>9127122
Thank you sir!
>Rodger: Rush on over there and get your stuff and pokemon out.

>>9127154
>Man in coat: calm down once surprise subsides
>Allie: calm down and stretch ears
Uh...
>Coatman: look around house
I built most of these myself, from the things that have tried to kill me...
>Coatman: wince at the table made of carved bones
...I really don't like letting things go to waste. Feel free to look around, if you can help, I'll let you have anything here except my coat and what's inside it.
>Allie: slip down into coat pocket

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>>9127134
>he nods
>he writes "i'll repeat what i said, and what did you buy?"
>"are you trying to lipread?"
>"can you understand me?"

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>>9127193
>He looks around.
I'll take all these off your hands. You'll have to explain the sparse home and coat to the police. I think you can find a way to do that/
How is that for a deal?

Of course you'll have to repay me.

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>>9127136
>Full body "petting" is go
>Pounced upon
Here are two words that will apply right here, soon: power, and, bottom.

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>>9127134
>Kalosian room service is expensive
>Room service guys don't have translators and thus can only hear squeaking
>Basically this adds up to no dice

>>9127209
I uh... I was trying to order some macarons, but that didn't really pan out... they don't understand Pokemon, I suppose.

Uh... are you trying to lipread? Can you understand me?
>Chespin looks up to the kip for confirmation.

>>9127232
Uh, hang on, I got just the thing.
>Coatman: produce megastone
I found this in the stomach of an Ursaring, kept it because it looks useful for something, will this do?
>Allie: be snug bun in coat pocket

I think Zoroark has suddenly become my waifu...

Am I a degenerate?

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>>9127292
>he excitedly nods
"Good job"
"Also what are macarons?

>>9127349
Yes. It's furbait trash. Get a real husbando, like a dusknoir.

GAY GHOASTS OR RIOT

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>>9127343
Hmm...
>He takes the mega stone.
Thank you.
>Start shadow sneaking the furs and such off.
>Rolling for posts until completion with last number.

>>9127365
> .t Darkrai

>>9127365
zoroark can be anything though
also get a cofagrigus you lightweight

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>>9127385
I'm a pretty handy guy.

>>9127385
That's part of the appeal to me.

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>>9127349
>fugging anything but a ghost
>current year
Really now. I mean REALLY.

>>9127385
It can be anything you want until it takes damage, so I hope you aren't into BDSM of any kind.
Get an Aegislash, nerd.

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>>9127284
Fuck yeah, bro.
>Ray: get lewder.
>Start licking, get slightly creative with psy-nanigans and hindpaws.
I'm on the small side by, like, human standards, but I can use what I got good~.

>>9127382
>Coatman: wince as practically all the furniture is taken away, because it was pretty much all made of bones carefully carved into shape
>Five years is a long time for a man to be attacked by Pokemon
>Coatman: eventually be left with just electronics, his bed, and half his cookware

>>9127396
that's the idea, my dude.

>>9127401
>implying it would be on the bottom
oh you.
aegislash are nice too.

>>9127401
Sords are for nerds
he should get a Toucannon instead

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>>9127349
If you like them
And they like you
I dont see a problem
>>9127385
>>9127365
>>9127401
Guys I respect your choices
They're good choices
But please dont be snobby about them
Hang on Trainers back
oh hi how are you Fr-aaaaanh~
>Lewd fishpupper noises

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>>9127414
I would suggest doing something else from now on. Perhaps tell the police you plan to reintegrate into society?
I can put them back later but...
>Drop last 3 numbers x10 in cash into his hand.
That'll get you started. Call for me if you want your things back.
>Sink into the shadows.

>>9127399
>current year
>fugging anything but robots
Colress needs to meme on this woman

>>9127401
You could get a bisharp girlfriend
They usually are pretty lonely and keep looking for boyfriends

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>>9127467
>Clank.
>Lewd noise.

>>9127399
>>9127467
Why not both?
I have one word: Rotom.

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>>9127433
*cough* good taste *cough*

>>9127461
...Pretty sure I just heard a dog fish getting ate out. That's a new noise.

>>9127467
No one is allowed to meme on me. Except Mort that one time.

>>9127483
Much better.

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>>9127407
>Petting becomes grabbing
>Ass and tail grabbing
Sometimes you just gotta roll with the size difference. Personal experience, both ends are enjoyable.

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>>9127490
>Throw a can at her.

>>9127449
>SQUAAAAAAING into the distance

>>9127490
thank you.
banette are also good.

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>>9127507
>Hug lamp
Adorable. Your aim sucks tho.

>>9127516
Facts.

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>>9127354
>The chespin beams at this... then gasps.
Okay, uh, stop me if what I'm saying doesn't make sense with what you just said... you've never had a macaron?!

>Okay, so when Luca says something, and Chespin's trying to interpret it from lipreading, Luca's rolling for Chespin's lipreading abilities because Chespin's rolls being the lipreading will probably be a bit janky to implement.
>As we start, Chespin will have a 50/50 shot of success, so Luca rolling evens means he gets it right first try, while odds means he has a bit of difficulty. Dubsodds means he gets it completely wrong in hilarious ways, while dubsevens will permanently improve Chespin's skills- we add an odd number to the even numbers we keep track of, starting with 1 and ending with 9
>Once 9 is hit, Chespin just knows how to lipread, full stop. Which means, in total, we'll have to get a crit 5 times before we don't have to keep track of this anymore.

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>>9127482
>UNIT ONE: CANCEL DIRECTIVE: INVESTIGATE CLANKING
.....
>he totally investigates the clanking

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>>9127512
Just imagine it. A warm fluffy Toucannon keeping you nice and cosy at night

>>9127575
I's think a honchkrow would be betters. They're all fluffy an' stuff, and they's got them big wings. Don't ask me how I knows just trust me's.

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>>9127540
>He's fixing up Unit Six.
>CLANK.
>Lewd noise.

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>>9127505
>Ray: pull off psychic grope-bullshit.
>And get to licking in strange and interesting places.
Mmmm. 'Chu got good taste, bro~.
And taste good~
>Ray licks his lips, and might fade to black here.

>>9127602
>Squint

>>9127618
...*cough*

Bambino.

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>>9127449
I have a toucannon boyfriend and he's really nice

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>>9127534
>he nods sadly
"I granny didn't have much money, so treats like that were rare"

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>>9127612
>"By the gods"
>"This is actually happening"
>"Haha, fuck you mom!"
I'm having ALL of you
>Hand groping butt, become hand groping crotch
>Fade to black

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>>9127605
>Unit One: be the smart bug and assume those are pain sounds
INQUIRY: ARE YOU OKAY?

>>9127632
>Squint™ intensifies
Devo usare il guinzaglio?

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>>9127660
>Wow, Chespin is on a roll
>Activate complete and utter ham-nut mode
...Well, then we need to get you your first taste of a macaron! Come, follow, my comrade, we shall locate the holy grail of confections and dine together!
>Chespin: equip sack of gold coins
>Chespin: exit hotel room, coins and kip in tow

...Uhm. ...I uh, don't suppose you know where the dining area in this place is, do you?

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>>9127700
>Button pants back up.
...Yes. Hello Unit One!
I think I'm about done with Six here.

>>9127733
Solo se sei tu Il mio aragosta o il capo

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>>9127743
>shrug
"Maybe we should take a look for the signs to find it"

>>9127466
>Coatman: sigh with relief and go deal with police
>Allie: be snugbun in pocket

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You guys wanna see a sick ass magic trick?

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>>9127822
I've seen a lot of magic. And ass. Whatcha got?

>>9127799
>Coatman: be stuck in a VERY long conversation with police
>Allie: fall asleep in pocket

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>Rodger: Get comfy in the safehouse.
>Let the buggos have fun.

Hey! Kantofag here, how is everyone tonight?

>>9127793
L'aragosta è addormentata.

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>>9127840
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>9127490
This is a normal ocurrence.

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>>9127796
Yeah, sounds like a good starting point.
>Chespin looks around for a sign that would point them in the right direction.
>Luckily, he was born and raised in Kalos, he knows how to read Kalosian as well as English so that shouldn't be an issue.

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>>9127887
Holy shit what the fuck

>>9127902
I get that impression.

>>9127883
Poi nessun colletto se non lavoro per te

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>>9127767
>ACTION: GET UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE
INQUIRY: WHAT WAS BEING DONE TO UNIT SIX?

>>9127878
Ex-Kantofag here.
Tired, but great.
Where you at in Kanto? I'm from Fuschia, originally. Great weather this time of year.

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>>9127905
>pokes chespin
"Dif you find anything?

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>>9127948
>Distract the bug with a smooch.
Answer: I was working out the dents and making sure the cannon worked.

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>>9127963
>Chespin: blink in confusion
Did I... what? Uhh, run that by me again?

But yeah, I'm uh... not seeing any signs, if that's what you asked for.
>One of the perks of context: sometimes meaning can be gleaned from that alone.

Whew, that was a long day. Snowbelle gym had an emergency stop after one of the platform rings went out of control and of course I'm the one always on call with the league. At least Wulfric is a bro and helped me getting his gym in operative conditions.
So, how was your day?

>>9127936
Hai già un colletto, ma non un guinzaglio.
Vuoi che ti farò uno?

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>>9127949
Viridian City! Yeah, way cooler than Hoenn was, it's really nice. My Ninjask likes the place a lot, Nincada is still getting used to it a bit.
>>9128032
Was it dangerous?
Also, hell, I moved for the first time in my life. Kanto is waaaaaaay nicer than Mauville was.

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>>9128013
"Maybe we should ask someone?"
"There must be someone who will help in our delicious quest"

>>9128032
Exhausting, but satisfying.
My team and I have been renovating an old place in Unova for my boss, and my Vaporeon and I were checking the plumbing today.
How's the mechanical support thing for the League, if I may ask?

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>>9127992
>ACTION: BOOP COLRESS ON THE NOSE.
BOOP. INQUIRY AS TO THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE CANNONS.

>>9128043
Guinzaglio o collare? Voglio uno in entrambi i casi

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>>9128032
Had a pretty quiet day
Spen most of my day sewing like usual

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>>9128080
>Boop the bugbot back.
The cannons are very much functional. I just need to finish up some of the wiring and I'll start the demo tests.

>>9128082
Suppongo di poter fare entrambi. Colori preferiti? Metallo o tessuto?

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>>9128066
>One out of five!
Yes, yes... but who? ...Perhaps... the lobby! They should know where we must travel to obtain the treasure we seek!
>Ham nut's quest brings him downstairs, or... perhaps more accurately, down-elevator, since it's probably much easier for Pokemon of their stature to ride that than to ascend and descend flights of stairs made for human feet
>Vine Whip is useful for more than just attacking, after all- it can be used to press out-of-reach buttons.

>>9128064
Yeah, mostly because the emergency stop was at the other side of the rotating platform. Eventually managed to get the exit bridge to work in reverse.

>>9128071
Pay is good but you need to be on call almost every single day of the year. Mostly working for the Kalos leaguu but sometimes for the Unovan league as well, heck, I have to go to Nimbasa this week.

>>9128094
Sewing clothes like grandma or sewing decorative doodads, like ma?

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>>9128155
Sewing clothes
It's a hobby of mine

>>9127913
Does it bother you?

>>9128064
Heck yeah, man.
I miss the nice weather there sometime, but my current job's just too good to give up.
>>9128155
Nice. I'm not sure if my boss would be interested in that, but I could always ask.
Mind if I ask what installations are the most pleasant to work with, and which ones are at, er, the other end of that spectrum?

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>>9128094
Sewing? Sounds nice. What kind?
>>9128155
Holy hell, that doesn't sound fun, dude.
>>9128215
Whats your job, if you don't mind me asking?

>>9128153
"So are how long until it takes for we to get on the lobby, chespy?"

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>>9128230
(Drink because of the mute
Kip)

>>9128194
Do these hands bother you much with the finer parts of sewing?

>>9128215
Anything mechanical or electromechanical is cool to me and for Torque, my helper Klinklang.
Most unpleasant? I don't really like plumbing.

>>9128218
Thankfully nobody got injured.

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>>9128218
Clothing sewing, only one kind of clothing i'm making at the moment

>>9128264
A little but with passion and training o got good at it(sorry for not seeing your post)
-adri the bisharp

>>9128218
I'm a Catalyst grunt. Currently on construction duty, but my team and I can take on front-line duty if need arises.
>>9128264
Yeah, plumbing's an entirely different beast, and in my opinion it's not quite as forgiving. Even with my Vaporeon helping me out, I was struggling a bit.
She's curled up here, all tuckered out, by the way.

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>>9128230
>>9128236
>Chespin: almost certainly lip-read that as 'Chespin' instead of 'Chespy' despite the success, not that it really matters
Uhm... I don't know. I don't know how fast these elevators are-
>Chespin is then cut off by the 'Ding' and opening of the doors that signify that they're on the ground floor now
...I believe this is our stop.

>Chespin: look around for a desk with a helpful-looking human behind it. Or, more preferably, a helpful-looking Pokemon.

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>>9128264
You mentioned Nimbasa. Get Elesa's autograph for me, dude.
>>9128277
That iiis?
>>9128298
Oh shit! Me too, dude. My team isn't very tough but I have an ace that'll help with taking any jerks down.
You know any good places to train in Kanto? I'm Rodger, you are?
>Shed: Watch your trainer post on the internet.

>>9128296
You go, girl.

>>9128298
One errant fitting and the pipe explodes. Which means more house visits at 5 in the morning.
To heck the plumbing.

>>9128353
Can do friend. Elesa really likes sending out autographs.

>>9128353
Name's Frankie. I briefly had a safehouse operator gig out in Fuschia, until shit got way too real around February, maybe early March.
My team may not be a full six, but we're tough as nails and really tight-knit.
>>9128391
Pipe pressures are just a little bit bullshit sometimes, and I've only worked on what's essentially residential stuff instead of that specialized stuff.

>>9128425
I had to fix a few things in Siebold's battle room once, never again. Too may things going wrong at the same time.

I'd like to chat more but I have to wake up early for the flight. See ya later, 4champ.

>>9128391
Woah, seriously? Thanks man.
>>9128425
Nice to meet you, Frankie. I'd like to try and fight your team sometime, friendly, not in a murdery sense.
>>9128481
Night, dude.

>>9128487
If we're ever in the same Region, I'd be game for it if the squad is. Knowing them, they probably will be.
Anyway, I'm in the same boat as >>9128481 and need to catch some Z's. Take care, friend.

reminder that jiji has a perfect smile that must be protected

>>9128898
this anon speaks the truth
jiji a cute

>>9128151
Tutto funziona davvero. Un metallo? If you have it.

aaa

>>9130358
But why

>>9126083

... bug friend.

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>>9130358
This does not belong in a museum.

>>9127867
>Coatman: finally finish dealing with the police and return home
>Allie: wake up from nap
I managed to deal with the police with the help of someone I didn't think existed.
This has been a strange day.

There is literally nothing wrong with fucking a goodra.

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If two of a dodrio's heads want to have sex with you, but one doesn't, where does that leave you in the consent area?

>>9131480
...ahead?

>>9131466
As long as you have consent? You're correct, nothing wrong.

>>9131480
66.6% legal.

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>>9131466
If you have consent, and aren't a jerk who treats their partner like a piece of meat...it's certainly alright.

>>9131549
>being a jerk to a goodra
how
why
who would bully a goodra
that's a form of evil that shouldn't evil be possible

>>9131561
Idiots who believe the lewdslime myth.

if you let your pokemon roam around town unsupervised and have not gotten them fixed, you are part of the problem

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>>9131549
>pet

>>9131612
>Castrating a sapient creature
No, YOU are part of the problem, dumbass.

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>>9131561
People who don't like our slime going everywhere.
Jerks who try to force sex with a goodra. And then get mad when you say no.

>>9131583
And also, this.

>>9131626
Thank you.
>Hand berry

>>9131646
>Boop the hugslug

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>>9131646
>smooch the goodragon

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>>9131488
They do run fast.

>>9131525
Shouldn't it be 100%?
One head doesn't want to have sex.
Just go with the majority?

>>9131641
pokemon are barely even sapient. cant do diddly squat
just last week I got my neighbours growlithe taken off of him by baiting it into attacking me while he was not home and then reported it as being unstable and dangerous and thanks to the injuries it gave me, I am pretty sure it wont be coming back

>>9131705
Mhmm, and have you tried the Pokemon translator, you know, that thing that lets you talk to Pokemon and proves they're sapient?

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>>9131660
>Booped

>>9131687
>Smooched
Uh...
Hello there?

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>>9131756
Hello
>smooch
Friend?

>>9131730
That is just a bunch of bullshit the IP shat out so they could spy on you and know what you are doing at all times
when I first became a trainer I smashed my pokedex the moment I steped out of Juniper's lab so that they could not spy on me
though the Snivy she gave me is useless as fuck, every night it used to sit at my back door crying until I chained it to a pole

>>9131730
Oh yeah that was the thing I was going to pick up!... shit, I hate going into town.
>Coatman: sigh and pet bun
>Allie: get headpats
Once more into the breech...

>>9131798
You really are a piece of work huh? Fuck you and everything you stand for, Pokemon are sapient and deserving of rights, I have a Porygon friend that can confirm the Pokedex doesn't spy on us, and you are full of shit.

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>>9131756

>pats the gooslug

I do not know the troubles of those who reproduce sexually but I feel sorrow for your plight regardless.

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>>9131769
Why not?
>Pat smoochbug
Nice to meet you.

>>9131838
I tend to be open with these sort of things to really close friends.
A part of me does want something more than just fun, but...I don't want to leave anyone behind when I die.

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>>9131874
Hello, what's your name?
I'm shelmet
>smooch

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Well i passed the whole night awake and finshed ten high quality pieces

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>>9131705
Haha!

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>>9131958
My name is Gooey.
You seem like a friendly person.

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>>9132084
Gooey?
Cute name
You are a friendly person

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>>9131874

Natural death is also a topic I am unfamiliar with. Porygon don't die, in the same sense as organics. Our intelligence slowly decays over time as a consequence of having true artificial intelligence. Compare it to the human disease: Alzheimer's Syndrome.

If a jolteon eats an eevee is it cannibalism?

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>>9132143
Thank you.
>Pet
>Drip goo on shell
Anything you like to do?
Hobbies, places you like to see?

>>9132210
I see...
Well, either way, I want to focus on improving the world somehow before I die. That's something I've believed in for a while. I should leave the world better than it was when I came in it. Even if it's just a little.

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>>9132304
i like walking around meeting people
wished to jirachi to be able to go to where ever i want
>teleport on top of gooey's head
see

>>9132210
why would data ever corrode
wtf

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>>9131705
Well growlithe are super dumb though

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>>9131646
>Berry Status: Accepted
Thank

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>>9132356
Huh...cool.
Seems like it's very useful.
>Pull out a pecha berry
You want one?

>>9132566
I have plenty, if you want more.

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>>9132702
yes i want, thanks you
>smooches the goo

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>>9132278
Cannibalism is purely a human thing.

Kantoanon here, why do people even like Goodra? They look like the kind of thing that would give me an anxiety attack of it ran up and hugged me.

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>>9132465

Because it's entirely digital. Digital memory is not very stable after long periods of time. I'm not storing my memory on tape.

>>9132304

A noble goal. One all should aspire to have. Unfortunately too many would rather harm the greater ecosystem for personal benefit.

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>>9128318
>luca keeps looking around the giant lobby of the hotel in amazement
"did you find anyone?"

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>>9132787
I.... cannot say I am too fond of the hugging aspect either. From what I recall plenty of people find the gesture cute.

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>>9132787
Whaaat....? You don't like warm hugs from Pokémon? I heard Goodra are really warm!

>>9132783
So if you ate an eevee it's okay then.... Pokemon can not be cannibals?

>>9132809
Thanks.
I really don't, but that's their thing I guess.
>>9132819
>warm
Wew, yeah, I've also been pinned under warm humans without my consent. I'd rather just avoid those Goodra things like the fucking plague.

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>>9132804
>Chespin nods, then leads the kip over to the front desk.

>Evens: There's a Pokemon there as well as a human, who can help Chespin and Luca
>Odds: There's only a human

Hello there. Can you direct us to the closest place where one may obtain macarons?

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>>9132787
>>9132876
Because we are friendly and protective pokemon, maybe?
We do have a tendency to hug people we like, but it's a show of affection. We... don't really hug everyone we come across. Just those we consider friends.

>>9132775
Alright.
>Hand the shelmet a few pecha berries

>>9132797
That is true, unfortunately...
I do believe I can accomplish my goal, however.

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>>9132888
>Calem is working the cesk.
Hon! A beautiful little chesnut. Down the hall and first door to the left is the kitchen.

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>>9132783
Hello!

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>>9132915
>he smiles and waves to him
>and bows to show apperciation
>calem notices him talking with chespin but no words come out
>>9132888
"great, we found our way to the marvelous macarons

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>>9132917
Good morning honey, how are you?
>>9132875
Look up the definition of cannibalism.

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>>9132901

Do you have a particular plan to accomplish stated goal? Would you desire assistance in achieving such?

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>>9132901
>smooch bug happily eats the pecha berry
thank you
you are really nice

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>>9132901
-Please explain item: goal.-
>>9132975
-Hello.-
_Quack._

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>>9132915
Huzzah, for the way is clear! Thank you for your assistance.

>>9132943
>Chespin: completely flub that one
>Chespin assumes it's something along the lines of... well, what Mudkip just said, mainly because it would make sense for him to say something like that, but uncertainty is written in his face.
Uh... yes, yes! Come, friend, to the kitchen, where the delicious delicacy awaits us!
>Chespin: off to the kitchen

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>>9132994
>he nods
>and follows chespin happily

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>>9132984
>Smiles
Thank you.

>>9132992
To improve the world before I die.

>>9132975
Well...not particularly. "Improvement" is a broad area.
I did join the IP recently, however, which does potentially open paths to me.

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>>9132992

Greetings, fellow.

Quack.

>>9133104

This is a fair point. Also, what Internet Protocol are you referring to?

>>9132994
>>9133080
>The kitchen is fairly large.
>A few humans and pokemon are eating at the tables.
>The chef is working in the kitchen.
>There is a board with several foods listed.
>Small print at the bottom says, "Food requests open, 5000P for all requests, chef will say no to any silly requests."

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>>9133104
>smoochbug giggles
>happy smooch
You are cute gooey

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>>9133104
-An interesting imitative.-
-What if you become a ghost?-
>>9133157
-How do you fare?-

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>>9132958
I am okay. How are you?

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>>9133157
Um...the initials stand for "international police".

>>9133202
Heh. Thanks...
You are cute yourself.

>>9133212
If I become a ghost?
I'm not sure if my goal is strong enough of a desire to bind me to this world when my mortal body dies.
It might be, though.

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>>9133080
>>9133168
>Chespin: blink at the price tag, before quickly checking if 'macarons' show up on the rest of the board
>He then checks how much cash is actually *in* the sack of Meowth coins he has stored up... which, lo and behold, is a nice and round 5000 poke. If the Macarons aren't at a cheaper price point, he'll be out of cash.

>Rolling: Even/Odd is if the Macarons show up at a lower price point on the board

>>9132958
Interesting... human laws are funny. Be right back i have to let eevee know

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>>9133222
Doing good, sore though from moving all these rocks.
>>9133282
Yeah they can be.

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>>9133168
>very excited mutekip
>>9133280
"We did it"
"Do we gave enough money?"
"Yay, we'll have the maracrons we will have delicious macarons"

>>9133280
>>9133375
>Even.
>Ding, they're listed at 1685P equaling about 15 Unovabux.

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>>9133375
Uh... eheh, it's kinda hard to lipread when you're jumping around like that, Luca...

>>9133383
>Success!
>Chespin walks up to the counter and orders up some macarons. Or... well, at least attempts to.
>Judging from his inability to use his original plan, which was using room service, he might not be able to be understood.
>Rolling for there to be a Pokemon behind the counter for such situations. This might get problematic otherwise.

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>>9133273
I'm cute?
You think so?
>smoochbug is radiant

>>9131802
Just got back and...
Oh jeez how do I put this.
So I talked to Allie, using the translation thingy, and uh.
APPARENTLY seven years of living together is long enough for a buneary to develop romantic feelings for an idiot.
Halp.

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>>9133383
>He looks at the price and sees that we can buy it
>>9133428
>radiant mutekip

>>9133428
>>9133513
>Squeak, squeak.
>A rather fat Slurpuff takes your order.
>You have about 44 dollars in Unovabux and can buy two macarons and have money left over.
>Buy 2 for 3369P?

>>9133510
i didnt know you were turts ems

>>9133565
(Coatman is just my cutesy sideshow, no real edginess, not gonna really write their relationship unless someone picks the bun up -not something I'm really comfortable with right now- just a practical idiot and his bun)

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>>9133542
>Sold!

>>9133513
>Mutekip is not the only one excited about macarons right now

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>>9132702
>free food
Accepted!

>>9132787
Because slugs give good hugs. Only way it could be better is if it was a ghost.

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>>9133443
Yeah.
You seem like a good person too.

>>9133628
>Hand her a satchel of berries
>Rougly two dozen or so assorted berries
It's sort of easy for me to find these.

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>>9133542
>he happily nods
>>9133597
"We did it chespin"
"Let's go back to the hotel room and enjoy the spoils of our adventure

>>9133597
>>9133773
>Sold it is then.
>The fat Slurpuff takes your money and hands you a small box with two macarons in it.
>Blue and green because I love my themeing.

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>>9133750
...Holy shit. I honestly thought I was gonna have to go without lunch for a day or two. You want some spooky services for free?

>hug that slug

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>>9133542
>>9133597
>>9133801
>Chespin: accept themed macarons
Huzzah, for the treasure is ours!

>>9133773
>Uncertainty flashes through Chespin's face again
Uhhh... yes! Let us return to the hotel room and revel in our victory!

>>9126083

My favorite joke? Nintendo thinking they have any power power whatsoever over fangames.

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>>9133212

Quite well, thank you. Recent changes to system include modifications to TOR browser.

>>9133273

International Police is recognized as Interpol by this unit. Now added under possible contractions for "IP". Thank you.

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>>9133750
You too miss gooey
>smooch

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trainer is sleeping
hello everyone!!! how is everyone??

>>9133836
>Memehorn.gif

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>>9133336
I don't think i have seen so many rocks!

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>>9133813
>luca notices his expression
"Is something wrong?"

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>>9133807
What kind of services?
>Reflexively hug back, getting goo everywhere
>Small antennas wave about, and pick up the surrounding scents

>>9133846
You are welcome.

>>9133847
Thanks.
>Pet

>>9133862
I'm doing pretty good.
You?

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>>9133813
>Chespin: lead Kip back to the elevator

>>9133921
>More uncertainty... and finally, context fails him
Uhhhm... A Meowth tossed it at the Litten I was fr... that I traveled with. Why do you ask?

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>>9133961
>Spook Lady: Become slick lady
Quick calls to the other side, checking in on your future, banishing dickass ghosts, fun stuff.

Got a few books on dealing with spooks and stuff in the wagon if you want any consolation on that sort of thing.

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>>9133913
Yeah it's a wonder this place isn't falling down from how much rubble is here.

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>>9133978
"You looked a little sad for a moment"
"What happened to you and that litten?"
"Did something bad happen?"

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>>9133961
>this is the happiest smooch bug ever was
>if he had arms he would hug gooey
>so he smooches more

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>>9134039
I wonder if slugma can handle all of this....

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>>9134058
>And into the elevator they go.
...

I... that Litten saved my life, then helped me get away from my old trainer... the one that shot me with the flare gun? I... I trusted her, I thought her a friend, to the point where I turned down the first trainer that wanted me so I could go with her... but... she left without me. She just... I never got her name. She wouldn't tell me. I don't even know the name of the Pokemon that saved my life...

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>>9133961
im good!!!
my trainer has been a lot happier since he moved

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>>9134034
>Thinks for a bit
Hmm...how likely am I to go ghost?
Is that something you can answer?

>>9134077
You seem happy.
>More pets

>>9134183
Good to hear.
Been doing anything yourself?

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>>9134258
my trainer has a new house
its really big!!! me and my brother havemnt even explored the whole place yet
its super cool!!