/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Mae is Pretty Edition

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>>9122631
First for Gregg

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Second for obsessive stalker

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Third for making America great again.

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Mae is pretty! PRETTY!

>>9122768
(2/2)

Now, let's look at the actual problem that you have that can be feasibly solved because we're not going to stop the wave of automization:

You mom is sick because you have to pay for medical bills because the health industry isn't nationalized like it is in every other nation that calls itself first world. And you voted for the candidate that is explicitly against that movement. You might not have a Phd in Mathematics , but do you think you can put 2 and 2 together there bucko?

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>>9122851
fuck off

>>9122851
Please don't do this to this thread

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>>9122851
Holy shit dude

>>9122851
How about you keep this in the previous thread.

>>9122851
>bringing it to the new thread
Fuck off

>>9122851
Those first 5 posts and now this

Jesus Christ it's like /vg/ in a single fucking image

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>>9122947
The fate of all generals is to fall into a pattern or die. Although I can do without the /pol/ personally.

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>>9122947
>first for Gregg
>second for obsessive stalker
>third for MAGA
>Mae is pretty!
>Now, let's look at the actual problem that you have that can be feasibly solved because we're not going to stop the wave of automization

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Nth for BEA GAY

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>>9123185
The legend that started it all.

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SUP FAGGOTS what the fuck happened last thread

anyway guess who's doing a let's play of nitw now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7lIsH1Il20

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Does anyone have the rest of "New Message"?
This page was the only page I was able to find online, besides the first one which was posted in the last thread.

>>9123333
>tbf
Holy shit

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>>9123333
>let's play
Kys 12 year old go back to your minecraft

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>>9123373
i don't even like minecraft though.

anyways i haven't been to these threads in a month or so, did anything interesting happen or has it been the same waifufaggot comatose discourse every other thread?
i saw we got into politics last thread, that seems fun.

>>9123404
Politics is boring shit. There's a board to quarantine all that shit. Or just make a Nitw thread on v, guaranteed politics

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>>9123350
I wish we could just buy the backerzine already; its been years since they were made, even if we can't get a physical copy i'd buy a digital.
Why does scott hate free money?

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>>9122947
>>9123006
>/nitwg/.png

>>9123404
There's some stuff I guess. A bit too much to list.
Porn, stories, someone's making an RPG based on NITW. Uh. We learned about cut content?

>>9123333
Why does Woolie sound so defeated and tired?

>>9123633
Because he was forced to play this shit game for views.

>>9123538
I would totally buy a copy, digital or physical (although I prefer physical books), but it looks like that's not going to be an option sadly.

>>9123633
Turns out black CAN crack.

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>>9123633
Imagine being a large dreadlocked black man who's only really into HYYYPE fighting games and entry-level anime/mecha games. I know it's hard, but give it a shot.

Now, imagine you've been asked to play a hyper-chill game about being a loser cat walking around a loser village. You don't know about the occult shit, and you don't know about the little game-within-a-game that you might be able to tech in.

>>9123895
But I'm a large black man and I like this game.

>>9124014
You've dropped your shield while Woolie still has not dropped his shield, you know what I mean?

>>9123633
>Why does Woolie sound so defeated and tired?
The new year did not start off on a good foot for them.

>>9123404
>tbf play it
>plague finds out about it
>plague draws nitw stuff cause he's a furry
>more content = less shit threads

prayin for plague to like nitw

>>9124288
What happened to them?

>>9124362
Maybe the threads would have more content if you contributed yourself instead of waiting for everyone else to feed you?

>>9124462
I'm mediocre at both drawing and writing, even if I was better at drawing I don't have a camera or a tablet, and I wouldn't want to draw with MS paint.

>>9124557
I wish I still had the drive to do some writing as I almost feel like I'm letting the thread down by not writing anymore. But I dunno, I just don't really want to write anymore.
I have ideas, it's hard to put them to paper. Considering just dumping a couple of my unfinished works just so you guys have something but.

>>9124638
You might as well Anon, maybe people will have some suggestions that will spur you to finish them (or they will do it themselves).

>>9124557
ms paint/mouse drawings can be good if you're willing to put in the work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoqeTbgUuw

>>9124288
Does that mean Woolie might have not shit taste in anime after he beats NITW?

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Good night everyone!

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>>9126362
Goodnight, anon. The general seems sleepy right now.

>>9126362
Good night anon! And i just woke up.

So,to the guys still around: What is the one fetish you absooutely do not get? Not necessarily the worst, but the one you dint get at all.
For me its probably inflation and vore. WHY would you want to get eaten alive,its probably the single worst death there is.

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>>9127831
why would you think this is a good topic for discussion

>>9128092
We could talk about the guy in the drawthread who wants to see Mae get skullfucked through her eye if that would be better, and where he went wrong with his life.

>>9123633
Probably had to do Minecraft Story Mode again
The poor soul

>>9127831
I don't understand that guy who goes around and comissions every popular character getting their ass set on fire

>>9128486
wat

>>9127831
Feet. Like, nigga what? I get the gross stuff like shit and vomit fetishes even if I find them revolting, but the foot fetish has me totally lost.

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>>9128499
It's a thing anon, go and look
It probably all started with Super Mario Sunshine. He saw that burning piñata fucker in Delflinger Pazuzu and found out what he would do with the rest of his life. Commissioning artists to draw it with other characters, with the flames on the ass. The ass was fire, anon. The ass was fire.

>>9128520
I asked a guy once who had it,said its the woman's most dlicate part,lots ofbnerve endings and such, and that its really soft.
Yeah,i dont know either people walk on their feet,and its dirty as fuck. No thanks.

>>9128486
Hahhah,thats a thing? What the fuck! People are weird as all hell. Thats not even disgusting or something just inherently weird.

>>9128414
I find that funny as fuck, its like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I just wonder how much will he try vefore he gives up, no way someone would genuenly draw it for him. I mean, i get off to brutal,fucked up stuff,sure,but thats a "bit" of an overkill.
I wonder if he us one of us.

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Reminder to hide and report shitposters. Under no circumstances should you feed them the attention they are seeking. The quality of this general depends on your compliance.

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>>9127831
None really.

True intellectuals know that fetishes are either a result or genetics, faulty brain wiring, being exposed to stimuli or a mix of the three.

Scientifically, the best fetish is using a person soley for sexual reproduction and then discarding them once they are no longer useful for that.

ESPECIALLY if it's a woman who uses men like glorified semen dispensers.

>>9128635
>Scientifically, the best fetish is using a person soley for sexual reproduction and then discarding them once they are no longer useful for that.

This is less true for humans than for males of many other species. Since our young take a very long time to become self-sufficient, there is a strong selective pressure for us to develop emotional bonds and work together to ensure their survival.

This also incentivises non-reproductive sexualities; less reproductive competition within a community means more resources devoted to fewer children, and individuals who do not reproduce still advance their genetic lineage by helping close relatives to reproduce.

>>9128635
That doesent mean you get why its a thing. Also, humans have built in child caring stuff, so staying together to tend to the offsprings are more natural. But i get your point,yeah. Weird fetishes tend to come from what one goes trough during childhood and more specifically in their teenage years.

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>>9128610
I am.
I did it mostly as a joke, but I piqued my own curiosity and now I want to see if someone will actually do it.
>we've gone too far, but let's keep going and see what will happen

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Someone in the edit thread made this.
I dunno who the original requester was, but thanks.

>>9129152
Agreed. I wonder if they are fucked up enough to do it. I doubt it though i had like 2 night in the woods request in and nobody showed even minimal interest. Guess i only got lucky at that gangrape picture of mae, and the maebea picture i accidently got.

>>9129200
Artists are weird

>>9122740
>did you get my texts

>>9129206
I dont doubt that one bit. Gf writes and draws,she is weird as fuck. Thats okay though, weirdness is good.

>>9122909
That's what happens, we allow and encourage stupid shitposting after bump limit and it leaks into the new thread.

>>9122991
There doesn't NEED to be a pattern like this. It's just the path of least resistance.

>>9125453
>a tbf
>not shit

I don't think so

>>9123373
Don't pretend your special because you dislike a fad.

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>>9129404
this never fails to bring a smile to my face

I missed all the best journal entries on my first playthrough because I didn't understand the game

>>9129517
I know there are some haters in these threads and that she was far from perfect but I really liked Mae as a person. She was funny and well-meaning, even if she was broken beyond repair.

>>9129517
I think i got this one,not sure though. Why do you get it?

>>9129517
how do you not understand a "walk left/right" simulator

>>9129540
honestly the main reason I like her is because she's a lot like me

I can also understand why some people don't like her, I wouldn't like a more destructive version of me either

>>9129564
a windowsill next to the statue outside bea's apartment, only accessible via power lines

>>9129540
I liked her. All i want is to cuddle her and get her proper theraphy.

>>9129591
Oh right! With the founder dude.

>>9129590
I didn't know how the game was structured, how events are triggered, that I had to essentially explore everything every day if I wanted to find everything

>>9129614
I did that on instinct. Like,if i get a game,might as well try to see all,yes? But i still missed the germ hangouts and some lori stuff, and undoubtedly more.

I wish I had a cat gf to cuddle

Anyone know any good body pillow sites that let you print your own designs?

>>9130207
Well,im not THAT lonely yet to know. Will you atleast do the body pillow a kind anon designed here?

>>9130207
There's a website that apparently 4chan thinks is spam that has to do with art and cows that does them, but they're kind of expensive. Slightly less straightforward, but a bit cheaper and honestly more customization, hop onto aliexpress and find a chinese daki maker.

>>9130207
Just get a real gf and get her to act like a cat anon

>>9127831

Inflation. The thing where you cover yourself or someone else entirely in latex, like where they wear those suits.

>>9130767
Im pretty sure latex suits are just normal bdsm, not necessarily a fetish itself. I dont find it hot but its pretty normal.
Inflation? Yeah,thats fucking weird. And bursting,and force feeding too.

>>9130767
Leather and latex feel really good on your skin though.

Also I assume inflation has something to do with an interest in balloons as a child. Like how much they made them happy when they were young and linking that to happiness with a woman.

>>9127831
A fuck ton of them, from floor tiles to exploding women. The list would be too long to count.

>>9130949
Most likely. Floor tiles were funny as fuck though,i remember that greentext. I wonder what made the guy want to jerk off to tiles.
>>9130896
Hahhah,interesting theory. I thinkbits probably something with pregnacy, twisted into this....thing. i feel bad for some of these, they may be pretty fucked up.

>>9130861
I feel like that goes a step beyond dirty talk and tying people up. For one thing it looks really fucking weird y'know?

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full resolution here
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>>9130983
It certainly does. I guess it accentuates the female/male body? I have no idea,never been into bdsm. I mean, the normal one. Rape fetish is kind of a fucked up version of that,in a way. Still,those clothes are weird,and they look extremely hard to take off or get into. Can get its other parts though,guess some people just like pain.

>>9131009
I feels pretty good to be restricted in leather. I'm not really into it but it's pretty warm and moving around in leather has a sensation that I can't really describe that feels a little nice. I think it's one of those things you really have to try to get into.

>>9131053
Well true enough never been in one,although i may skip on trying,does not sound as my thing. If you may not be offended, what are you guys into? Im curious what the average person round here likes.

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>>9131096
I like hand holding, cuddles, massages, tickling, and generally things that make a partner happy with female orgasms being my number one fetish if you could call it that. But pleasure can also be derived from pain, so I'm also into rougher stuff that gives rougher orgasms like BDSM and RAPE.

>>9131155
Well female orgasm is prooobably nit very pleasurable, i mean it IS rape. Otherwise its all good. Im intobthose as well,much much more than i would be comfortable telling. But with an actual lover,i dont hurt them obviously, the weird fetishes end in fantasy for me pretty much compleatly.

>>9131327
Are you having a seizure?

>>9131417
You ask that every time.

>>9131438
I just want to make sure you're ok Anon
I care about you

>>9131447
Thats incredibly nice of you anon, i apreciate your serious concern. Im all good,exceot the regular stuff.

>>9129195
OR here. I'm also the OR of the original drawing that I got from this general. It's good, but I thought it was weird that she didn't have any of those features like some barbie doll. Also, you're welcome, but you should be thanking the person in the edit thread.

>>9131096
Oral, piercings, tattoos.

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Good morning Possum Springs!

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>>9132119
And a good day to you possum springs!

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>>9131096
I'm into a lot of fetishes, anon. Both in reality and in fantasy. Sometimes I get turned on by something I never even thought about. Though, from the top of my head, some of my fetishes are femboys, crossdressing, impregnation, gay dom/sub, gay "breeding," nice looking cocks, penis bulges beneath underwear, cumflation, sexual things in public, exhibitionism, voyeurism, incest, fit girls, thicc girls, and masked girls (like shygirl). Also, furry smut., but mostly gay furry smut.
>>9132119
And good morning to you, anon!

>>9132232
this is ascended autism

>>9132272
>where_do_you_think_we_are.jpeg

>>9127831
Transformation and inflation
Physically mutilating myself is not my idea of a good time

I actually were expecting the headaches and the hallucinations to be a brain tumor.

I'm glad it didn't go that way.

>>9132283
yes that's a great excuse for being a sperglord, well memed by friend! xD

>>9132297
How am I the sperglord here?

>>9132318
how about "listing each and every one of your fetishes on an anonymous imageboard where nobody cares about you as an individual"

>>9132341
The guy asked what fetishes we are into. I didn't know you were afraid of what an anonymous imageboard thinks of you, anon.

>>9131096
Major fetishes
Domination (giving and receiving)
Impregnation
Bondage
Forced Orgasm
Rough play
Rape play (real rape is bad m'kay)

Minor Kinks
Feet
Anal
Gangbangs
Voyur
Kissing honestly gets me going so hard I love kissing I could do it for hours and hours and hours.
Facesitting

>>9132361
which is retarded and unrelated to the thread
and even if so, he didn't ask you to make a fucking documentary about it

>>9132361
>>9132535
Dudes, as the one who asked,its all good by me. I mean your fetishes are weird,sure, but weird fetishes are aight too. Its the internet,nobody cares,including me. You are okay anon. And i mean, we have limitless space, if he writes it long then he does, who cares! Its /trash/

>>9132535
I guess it is auite unrelated,sorry about that. There wasnt anything going on,and i was curious, so i thought why not. We had fun discussing it so far,so its probably all right,no?

>>9132666
it's ok i love you anyway

>>9132535
This general does not care that much about having topics related to NITW. The thread is slow at the moment, so come at a later time and you can have your important NITW-related discussions then.
>>9132514
I totally forgot about facesitting. That's another good one.

>>9132683
neither did habits, and look how well that turned out for them

>>9132514
While Impregnation is not really my thing, and not really into feet, i very much agree with most of yours. Facesitting is eh, would be pretty freaked out to drown or someting, if she is on the more chub side.

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Oh wow look at you!

You managed to convince Mae to sleepover and chill-out with you and all that dumb crap

What's your night with her gonna be like?

>>9132708
The who now?

>>9132708
Just shut the fuck up and post something NITW related then. You aren't doing any better than what I am doing here.

>>9132733
mutilate, rape, send her corpse in a box to her parents

>>9132733
Good question! Depends how close we are. Probably eat junk food and play videogames while insulting each other, thats always cute. And ordering pizza, a big one to have while watching shit horror movies. Stuff like that.

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>>9132733
I rather sleep over at Selmers' place.

>>9132768
I may have to agree. Im sure she would die for some companionship after that dick left her with Hot Topics Chick.

>>9132745
>post details

>>9132727
Drowning in ass is the best part. Like this pic >>9132768 along with Sig's flavor text
>just let me know when you need air
10/10

>>9132745
I seriously hope it wasn't you complaining about people's fetishes.

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>that thickness
>that face

Now, that mae is the perfect mae. Foit me if you say its not.

What type of guy is Mae into anyways? She does not like cute guys and she seemed more interested in girls.

>>9132933
Well, as long as i get air from time to time, it would be an experience for sure. I have a thing with not being able to breathe though, but sure enough i could battle it for ass. Especially for THAT one.

>>9132853
I would invite her into my room, after which I would lower the curtains.
I'd offer her a drink, to which I slipped a roofie.
While she lies unconscious, I lock the door and start to choke her with my bare hands. I check her pulse, and if there's nothing, I continue. I repeat the whole process until it works.
I grab a kitchen knife and just play with her for a while, make some small cuts, maybe cut off a finger or two. After I get bored, I cut off her foot and a nipple as a trophy. Then I proceed to the headwork. I spoon out her eyeballs and put them into her mouth. At this point I should be horny, so I reach for her pants and take them off. I insert my glorious human dick into her cold, dead vagina and thrust many times.
Just before I cum I proceed to skullfuck her eyeholes while cutting away bits of her furred flesh. Once I came into all of her holes, pissed into her mouth and did all the other erotic things, I stab her chest multiple times just because I can. I take a saw and cut off all of her limbs. I take a box full of bubblewrap, and stuff all of it in there. I go to the house of what used to be her and I neatly place it on the mat "for borowskis". I go and wait in the bushes, curious as to what the reaction of her parents is. But it was all worth it.

>>9132962
She wants someone strong. She likes Fiasco Fox who gives off a Greaser vibe.
Probably
>guys who carry around knives
>guys who can pick her up with one arm
>anyone who's willing to wrestle her

She likes cute guys too, but Cole is a cute guy and she hates herself for fucking up prom, ergo she hates cute guys because shifting the blame probably helps her cope a little.

>>9132962
Probably because there just wasnt enough time to really get into those stuff in-game.
Also, there arent a lot of options, Angus and Gregg is off record, Germ is weird, and...who else is there? The guy doing the odd jobs?....Eide?

>>9132980
I'm mostly offended you're not even gonna rape her while she's still alive. What a waste of good pussy.
Bad dum tss

>>9132998
That makes sense. She might've felt some heartache from Gregg coming out as gay, but eventually got over it.
>>9133002
I don't think she'll find a good contender from the weirdos and neurotics in Possum Springs.

>>9133050
I hate to, but i agree too. That was one of the edgiest things i have read here though so....Congrats?

>>9133092
I've read worse. Dude was clearly just doing it to be edgy there's no emotion in it.

>>9132980
can you write one where germ gets raped?

>>9133109
Never said i havent seen worse, But its topping it on this thread. And im glad he had to try, it would have been much more disturbing if it is genuine.

>>9133084
I don't think she ever had the hots for Gregg, The group is really close friends and if anything they seem to have a brother sister relationship going on. That said, she probably wouldn't be about dating someone like Gregg, pacifically because of how close she and him are and how much would impact his character has water. Kind of like a girls date guys that are similar to their dad, impact usually set the preferences later.

>>9133154
If she has a little more choosing ability, she wouldnt go for any of the main cast, even if available. She clearly has a lot of emotional baggage, and so they do. They cant really help with hers when they are occupied with theirs too. Especially Gregg, the kind of issues he seemed to have.

>>9133147
B-but why Germ,anon?

>>9133154
I just realized how badly I butchered this. God. I need to proof read in the morning.

>>9133495
Thats all good, i chop my grammar some times too, especially in phone. As long as we get what you mean, i dont think its an issue!

>>9133630
Did anyone get what I meant?
I meant that even though she wouldn't date Gregg, she's probably be attracted to guys like Gregg, and probably like her dad too. She doesn't have family issues so I could see her fantasizing about being with a big burly miner with facial hair.

>>9132733
Show her a buncha red pill videos and watch the magic of autism do its work.

By the end of it she's gonna be so addicted to pepes and hating collage its not even funny.

>>9132733
Watch action movies, cook dinner, watch a scary movie, try and make a move.

>>9133869
Yeah, i got you mostly! Also yeah, although her dad does not seem the strong type, he is more of a...dunno, semi-plump father type. In any ways i wouldnt say her father necessarily, but she is for the bad bois for sure. One with a soft, gregg-like side.

>>9122631

why is there not nearly enough art of mae cucking angus

>>9134182
you can't really cuck someone who has never been in a relationship with you

>>9133002
casey if he wasnt dead

> both cats
> taller than mae
> grew up together along with gregg
> attractive
> 'fuckboy' skater (hoodie + jeans combo in summer)
> probably likes guns
> maybe strong, silent type
> probably wouldint mind tearing shit up
> 'methhead' (cousin who died in own lab)

benson fucked up

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If you like this shit "game" there is something wrong with you all the characters are horrible, the dialogue is like a 12 year old wrote it, it has no story or gameplay just walk left and right, with shit art and lazy animation seven hours of nothing that only millennial liberal faggots that don't want to be useful like this cancer.

>>9134388
Sup virusanon

>>9134388

so y did you play it

>>9134388
Y-you too...

>>9134388
We have one of your kind every day. So dont be upset if we dont give a shit.

>>9134533
>>9134603
>>9134614
Stop falling for bait and giving him yous. It's just virusanon. Ignore always

>>9134638
don't act like everyone who's retarded is the same person, anon
we have many retarded people on this site

>>9134388
Well you're not wrong.
I like the off model character designs other people make though, the in game style looks like shit

>>9134388
>only millennial liberal faggots that don't want to be useful like this cancer.
>Getting mad about games you don't like over the Internet is now "being useful"

>>9132980
>not taking her ass to a taxidermist to have it mounted on your wall as a trophy that also functions as a fleshlight

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This game is pretty good and if you like it you are objectively a good person and there is nothing wrong with you. All the characters are adorable and relatable, the dialogue is as if written by the eastern wordsmiths of glorius nipon itself and the gameplay is thick and creamy, with a great style and funny animation. Its several days worth of replayability for all generations, even those that don't want to do anything with their lives will find inspiration from it.

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>>9134743
fuck off retard

>>9134638

because erotic roleplay is a much better use of our posts

>>9134758
*Sucks your dick*
Heh... seems we're both faggots now.

>>9134763
*pushes you up against a wall*
What's wrong anon? Don't like having a little fun?
*places lips half a centimeter away from yours*
What you gonna do about this shit, big man?

>>9134812
Kiss you deeply in a heterosexual way.

Great now I want Smelters bros making out deeply but in a straight way .

Someone write lewds dammit

>>9134812
I'd just make you cringe.
Memes, shitty jokes, referencing shows/webcomic fandoms etc.
I'll fucking dab as you fuck my ass and ruin your mood.

>>9134844
>>9134927
Wow didn't even try to resist. Twinks are such fucking push overs god damn.

>>9135025
I'm 6' 2" and weigh 250 pounds

>>9135025
I mean isn't that the point with twinks?

>>9132962
She'd totally have Gregg destroy her asshole if he wasn't already taken.

>>9135129
Lardass or beefslab

>>9135150
Yeah she seems attracted to animals that love to root trough trash for a living. Foxes, racoons, possums.

>>9135129
Barashit is fucking gay don't erp with me.

>>9135143
The best twinks are feisty bitches. If I wanted some submissive little fuckhole I'd just rape a woman.

>>9135287
>Barashit is fucking gay don't erp with me.
Another homo averted :^)
works every time

>>9135164
A bit of both. I come from a family of very large Scotts, my great grandad was 6' 5" and I got his stocky build while my brother ended up being tall and slim.

>>9135328
You don't have to mask your pain with irony. It's okay to cry, let the emotions out. You can't fuck every fish in the sea.

>>9135445
You just haven't tried hard enough.

>>9135466
I tried and I'm hard, but not hard for you fag.

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LOOK AT THIS CAT

>>9135528
You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter.

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>>9135539
THAT I JUST FOUND

so why is mae a 1.5 nearly kissless virgin aside from being a twisted fucking psychopath

>>9135556
WHEN I SAY GO

>>9135550
I show no love for homo thugs.

>>9135560
Saving her first time for bea

>>9135556

i'd pay another $20 for dlc that fucking unfags the yellow dog and teaches mae to stop pretending to be bisexual and puts them together

>>9135594
BE READY TO FUCK

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>>9135612
GO

>>9135560
Because she has a ruined reputation in her home town and no ability to travel to new towns and when she went to college she went full spaghetti trying to hit on a girl then hid in her room until she thought she was about to have a psychotic breakdown.

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>>9135633
ARGH
FUCK HER NOT ME!

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>>9135653
Ugh, just cum somewhere else.

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>>9135703
Watch and learn, here's the deal. You gag and gurk on this big bear dick here.

>>9135703
>>9135758
Few NITW pics make me want to whip it out and go to town, and these two are definitely guilty of that. I hope we get more

>>9135814
Whip it out, babe.

>>9135892
Mms, id love to, but not just yet, gonna save my faps for later at night. I will then.

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>>9135892

>>9135933
>saving it
why?

>>9136149
Good things cum to those who wait.

>>9135814
ur gay

>>9136149
Feels nicer and I'm way more horny by the end of the day from general build up

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can we have some actual discussion?

>>9136184
I fear not the man cums 10000 times once, but I fear the man who cums 10000 times a day.

>>9136225
Sure. How would you revitalize the economy for Possum Springs? I'd put heavy investments into the youth and try to revitalize the town via community projects and centers to promote the cognitive and physical growth of their minds in hopes that the next generation will innovate and allow the town to evolve.

>>9136225
As soon as you start some.

>>9136318
>How would you revitalize the economy for Possum Springs?
The point of the game is that Possum Springs is dead bar a magic goat god fixing it, there's no way to keep Possum Springs from dying

Does Beatrice shave her pubes?

>>9136351
The goat god isn't even real Mae's just a fucking idiot and needs an actual doctor to give her actual meds.

>>9136361
Yes she plucks the dead scales off her taint

>>9136361
crocodiles don't have hair

>>9136318
More satan rituals to find gold in the flooded tunnel.
Logging?

>>9136361
Yeah probably, if she got time for mascara she got time to shave it. Or she would if you know, she wasn't a 10/10 gator that growls sexually at your penis.

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Lori is Cute!
CUTE!

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>>9136384
but they do though

>>9136400
That's just shedding left to be A E S T H E T I C .

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>>9136434

>>9136318
I dont think that would work. Possum springs still have no higher education,Nd although those facilities would help people getting jobs,most would not be qualafied. And the youth would still leave after the local school ends,as it still has no higher education. The town would still die just the same.

>>9136398
I bet she has real cute intestines. I'd love to get a good look at her insides when they're outside of her.

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>>9136506
Real talk though, I bet Lori would be into having her boyfriend put on a hockey mask and take her.
She'd be like
>okay okay okay
>wear this, and don't speak, just growl and stuff
>and like, be kinda rough okay, like you're a real monster

>>9136506
Well thats pretty edgy. Why hate the underage mouse lady?

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>>9135560
>>9135642

>Mae ends up living in sin with Steve Scriggins and their three adorable illegitimate children.

>>9136633
Shed be good with mae,in that way. Im pretty sure Mae would love to pretend to be some kind of serial killer for fun.

>>9136666
>the satan quads has spoken

>>9136648
What makes you think I hate her? I want what she's looking for from me, stuff like what >>9136633 said. We're going to start light, but by the end of a year I'm going to have her able to do a 3 inch prolapse anal while this "zombie" eats those intestines ;)

>>9136678
But Mae no have penis
Lori straight

>>9136398
>Tfw you will never rape Iori

>>9136721
Shes 14,im sure one could change her mind. But yeah, i was just saying stuff like that is a mae thing to do.

>>9136721
LORI,
MAE HAVE penis???

>>9137073
>huff huff

>>9137073
>Mae
>thats still gae
>huff huff

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>>9137153
LORI
NO
GAE

she'll huff and puff and blow mae's "house" down

>>9137389
Is this a JoJo reference?

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I want to kiss Jenna!

>>9137863
I wanna fuck her butt.
Because her vagina probably has disease.

>>9137928
But what if her butt has disease too,anon?

>>9132733
Get high and look into space

>>9137972
That's a risk I'll just have to take

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>walk into your daughter's room
>see this
What do

>>9138111
Beat her for being a furfag and by extension probably a whore.

>>9138111
Feel worse that my daughter is even more of a failure.
Start drinking again
Beat wife and daughter

>>9138111
wonder what the fuck kind of fever dream I'm having

>>9138148
No I mean if you were Stan

>>9138215
Beat her for being a scalyfag and by extension probably a whore.

>>9138215
Oh.

Make a joke about guests not being allowed to take their shoes off in the house while she's home.

>>9138257
That sounds exactly like something he would do.

>>9138111
Throw her collection of rubber feet sex toys at her

>>9138111
Tell my wife who would disown her for being gay, and not being able to give her grandchildren. Fuck her until producing another offspring, which hopefully will stay in college and doesent beat half the town into a pulp for reasons unknown.

Im also off for the night. Good bye all of you beautiful weirdos!

>>9135703

>forcing a dude with a neck brace to give you a bj

nigga gon be paralyzes

>>9138460
>forcing
You don't grab someone by the thigh whilst running your hand over their work-hardened abs if you're being forced.

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>>9138111
I genuinely like this pic a lot. I'm not even a footfag I just think the expression is hot and that is a well drawn Bea feets.

Not gonna fap to it though nope
nuh uh.
...

>>9139195
>>9139209
can you not post this anorexic shit thanks

>>9139276
eat my ass

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>>9139276
How's this

>>9139293
skeletons like you don't have an ass

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>>9139307
that's the good shit

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>>9139276

>>9139401
can you not post this psudeo-disney shit thanks

>>9139337
>>9139307
I want to kiss that fat cat !

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>>9139423
Can you suck my dick?

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>>9139433
idiot lol

>>9138938
>well drawn
>literally an edit

Those aren't Bea's feet. Those are generic feet they simply repaint and add minor details to. Stop praising a YCH commission.

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I almost like this.

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>>9139512
>blah blah blah

I'm going to like it and find it hot and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.

If Mae and Bea were both hanging from a cliff, and you could only save one.
Who would you save?

>>9140511
Bea because scalies>furries

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>>9140511
Neither and comfort Selmers at the funeral to get some emotional pussy.

>>9140511
Rescue Bea and let Mae work her cat magic and land completely fine

>>9140548
You're pure evil

>>9139433
That art style seriously looks like KanashiiPanda

>>9140640
It's from some guy named Katnay

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>>9140589
How is helping a lonely woman find solace in the loss of her friends evil?

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>>9140703
You're part of a cult aren't you?

>>9140511
Bea, because she wouldn't drag me down with her.

>>9140722
If I were Selmers would be off that cliff too. Writing angsty poetry and working minimum wage don't mean shit to me.

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>>9140916
Aunt Mall Cop pls go

I don't understand am I supposed to read Mae as fat or not

She's short and round and eats shit and has body issues but she also leaps 3x her height, walks tightropes and can basically run indefinitely

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>>9141200
She's a cat. It's just like how fat black people are inherently more athletic than the average white guy.

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>>9141200
She's fatletic. Also, it's related to her being a cat, she's naturally a great jumper. She's also not that fat, she's just really really short so an extra 10 pounds on her looks like an extra 20 on a normal sized person. And it all went to her belly instead of her boobs.

>>9139496
Scan it

>>9140511
Well, mae is the one who wants to die fighting but bae would never forgive me if I don't save her.

Its actually a hard choice, how do you choose between someone who looks foreward to death but has much to live for and someone who cares too much about the living but has little to actually fight for?

>>9141614
I didn't draw that

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>9141200
She's a womanlet, she's just naturally gonna look fat.

Also she has like, no upper body strenght. Seems to be a common theme with the main cast, everyone got just god tier thunder thighs or something.

>>9141729
Mae, cannibalism is wrong.

>>9141729
You for posting it like a faggot

>>9141729
greggo
he underestimated the power of her stando

>>9141729
hot

>>9122851

Yeah, you faggot "socialists" always want free shit but have no idea who's going to pay for it all nor do you care as long as you get free shit. You know what?

>FUCK YOUR FREE SHIT! GO GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY ASS SELF-ENTITLED MORON FAGGOT ASSHOLE!

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>>9141939

>>9141939
>no idea who's going to pay
The taxpayers you fucking idiot. Maybe if the government stopped wasting money on dumb shit like walls and abortions we could actually have free health care.

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I made a bea

>>9141939
>no idea who's going to pay for it
Rich people who learn how to do their taxes

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>>9141993
god yes

>>9141993
Boy I thought this was fat fetish art from the thumbnail. Good shit. I wanna tongue those holes.

>>9141972
>free health care
>not dumb shit

>>9142100
>taking care of your citizens
>dumb shit

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STOP

>>9142118
>taking care of poorfags
>not dumb shit
If you restricted the healthcare to only the middle class and up, I'd agree with you.

>>9142148
The poor are the ones getting sick and injured more often and are the ones who really can't afford to while also having to live in more dangerous areas because they can't afford to live anywhere else.

>>9142148
The middle class doesn't need socialized healthcare, they already have money.
also
>America
>Middle class existing
LOL

>>9139430
You made this weird.

>>9142177
So the only people who should get healthcare are the ones who can't afford it?

Good logic, shit for brains.

>>9139371
This is a really good one.

>>9142222
The middle class are able to afford their own healthcare, I didn't mean to imply they shouldn't benefit from socialized healthcare

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Whenever the game does that saving animation with the sound effect in the bottom right corner that means that Maes notebook has a new drawing

>>9142343
You're the reason why people think we don't deserve free healthcare.

>>9142379
>plebeian masses
>deserving to live even longer than they already do

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>>9142476
Oh
Uh
Damn

>>9142274
Yes but what about the topic at hand.

How do we kill the universe so that it might finally care about us? Stupid universe, how dares it underestimate the human spirit, fuck you I earn a 7 zero paycheck you fucking existence piece of shit!

Requesting Bea without her makeup, hairdye, and goth outfit. Dressed like a normie.

>>9142831
Uh we have a drawthread for that.

>>9141993
Nice.

>>9142873
Nobody wants to ask those autistic faggots to do anything.

>>9142831
I'll do a quick paint over if someone gives me a str8 rip of bea smiling again

>>9142873
Good luck getting a delivery there.

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>>9142831
I can give you a shitty edit I did where she's dressed like an autist.

>>9143012
I just noticed that her middle spike is chipped off. Heh.

>>9129195
Never a bad time with selmer, or her thickness. Nice pic, I might give her a shot myself

>>9142989
Two of our pictures came from there.

>>9143012
Clever

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>>9143012
Why are autistic girls so cute while autistic boys are so garbage?

>>9143341
The same reason we see manpurses as awful but a woman can stroll around with it and look alright.

There's just different standards for the different sexes.

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>>9143198
One of them was mine. There's like three other NITW requests, but the drawthread is preoccupied with feminine penises to deliver any more than 5 requests.

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>>9143382
Manpurses are pretty rad though.

>>9143341
When women are dumb and gullible they're uh. Well women.
And when they're also autistic they're uh, dumb gullible and autistic.

When men are autistic they're just worse at being men.

>>9143341
anyone else experienced that autistic female artists are sometimes great artists, but autistic male artists are almost always bad?

>>9143485
good artists almost always end up gay/always draw gay porn, that's pretty close.

>>9143518
Autistic people can't be gay though

>>9143531
Of course they can, they've all been vaccinated.

>>9143012
Well dang now we need a mae thats all buisness and sad.

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>>9143581

>>9142873
nothin wrong with asking for things here