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>>9115947

>>9115947
Alvo is my OTP

>>9115947
Is this a Zootopia general or a Pack street general? I'm confused.

>>9116030
Yes

>>9116030
Animalia GEN

>>9116030
Zootopia canon is so 2016.

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>>9116030
Furry garbage is all the same, retard.

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>>9116030
>Guess who's back, back again

>>9115986
I can only get so erect.

>>9116072
hopefully.

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I want Zootwopia to be about Judy trying to sponsor legislation for consumer protection and watching it take years to get the legislation through.

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I have a feeling today is going to be a great day!

Post music that'll get you ready for a great day to be had!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ebWfAw1eug

It looks like Opposite Day may be the TT pick! Who here is going to be out of school in time to make something amazing for TT, and who is going to be enjoying TT while on break from studying for finals?

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>>9116122
When is it a bad day? When there are lewders and bullies?

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>>9116122

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Repost:
imanika Zootopia Rewards! https://mega.nz/#F!iIQWVZgJ!nmjn5oCwj16wRDu5q_Baaw
I have also uploaded it on https://yiff.party/754983 under shared files, but it still needs to be unlocked.

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>>9116153

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>>9116160

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>>9116117
>Zootwopia

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>>9116165

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>>9116175

>>9116153
Nick looks so feminine in this one.

>>9116122
You're lucky I'm stuck finishing writing TT and I can't draw lewds, bun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

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>>9116145
Of course not!

No, bad days are caused by my request for anti-lewd and anti-bun-bullying legislation being denied on account of them being 'unconstitutional'.

>>9116148
I love this picture...

>>9116134
>>9116107
I love when Nick and Judy are realistic...

>>9116237
I love when A_Sig can't lewd the VRbit because he's writing wonderful stories...

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>>9116195
>AU where everything is the same except Nick is a Thai ladyboy

>>9116255
Hope Bore is doing ok

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>>9116249

>>9116218
This is a real interesting picture.

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>>9116271
I think this one was drawn by Ciwi!

But I'm not sure.

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>>9116072
The good 'ol days.

>>9116255
AU where Nick is just two Judys in a fox suit.

>>9116272
>>9116218
When is Nick's dick gonna poke out of his sheathe?

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>>9116122
Opposite day would certainly be a good one. I feel it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHs7Av5TZhQ&index=3&list=RDBP2jz7UCiig

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>>9116310
Slut bun at her prime.

>>9116272
Weirdly enough, this is technically not Nick and Judy; they are Tobur (the fox) and Nele (the bunny) from the comic "Forest Tails" dressed as Nick and Judy, which explains the dripping dye/paint on the rabbit's ears, the white tip on the fox's tail, and why the darker fur goes up to his elbows instead of just at the paws.

>>9116365
A double handjob seems redundant, but boy if it isn't hot.

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>>9116297

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>>9116310
I feel like it would be a simple one with a super broad scope that still makes a lot of interesting ideas for lots of people to enjoy! Opposites of what? Opposites of who? Opposites of when? Characters? Genders? Roles? Events? Canon, Shorty Squad, Pack Street, Hyena Hurst, Sorbune, AUs, OCs, crosses between them all-- tons of possibilities, and all you need is one facet and to spend a minute thinking 'opposite' to create wonderful ideas!

A perfect prompt for all the wonderful anons coming out of of in the middle of finals, and want to relax and enjoy the threads!

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>>9109660
Glad you like it, anon!

>>9110374
I can try later, not promising anything.

>>9116122
You too have a good day, VRbit. And there's nothing like fast-fueled music to feel motivated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A9oevCKikQ

I'm not so sure about Opposite day for TT, i'll guess i could work with someone else to pull out something.

>>9116134
this is anatomically cute

>>9116401
Forest Tails is amazing.

Goodbye, at least for a while.

>>9116819
>Clawhauzer is Bogo and Bogo is Clawhauzer

>>9116909
Where you going?

>>9116909
Goodbye anon.

>>9116924
away from these threads, fandom stuff have been affecting me negatively and now i wonder why i am here.

>>9116958
Try Tumblr or Reddit for much less negative stuff. Anyways, have fun wherever you go.

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>>9116958
It's okay anon, we all have our weakness. Have fun, and i hope you'll back soon.

Have a Mr.big i'm still working on and good luck!

>>9116958
If you wanted to talk about what's bumming you out, we're always open for a conversation.
Otherwise I hope everything goes well for you, that all the stresses fade away, and that you look back fondly on all the awesome times you had here.

>>9117021
nah those too.

right now im feeling only discord is safe while still wanting to talk about zootopia

>>9117071
We'll, greener pastures to you good sir.

>>9117071
Then you'll still hear about us from time to time.
Let us know how you do in the future too, and take care.

Tomorow I have finals.
So I started learning french.
Fucking kill me.

>>9117229
That's some advanced procrastination you've got going on there. Assuming this isn't a French final.

>>9117278
Who was this mysterious artist?

>>9117278
Naked in an apron just isn't playing fair.

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>>9116891
It really is; an interesting dynamic between predator and prey that doesn't feel like a rehash of Zootopia, though partly because of the still technically wild animals having to follow the food chain and the comic started a bit before Zootopia came out. It helps that Tobur and Nele, while in some ways similar to Nick and Judy, are also very, very much different characters.

>>9115947
Any good art/stories involving Nick or Judy changing species and/or gender?

>>9117390
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12080906/1/Jude-the-Dude-and-Nick-the-Chick

Best gender bender. Slightly AU from canon

What makes Foxes so hot?
ESPECIALLY Vixens.

AU where Judy died and Nick puppets her around like it was weekend at bernies.

>>9115947
Any stories where Nick gets turned into Gazelle?

>>9117562
There's on where Nick becomes the "gazelle" of the Zootopia world and Gazelle never gets the chance to sing.

>>9117589
....im intrigued.

where can I find this?

Anything where Nick is an incompetent manchild? I know some of you have said you hate it, but I kind of like it.

>>9117641
Truthfully, I don't remember. I believe it was a oneshot in a collection of oneshots on either AO3 or FF. It's been almost a year a believe since I saw it.

>>9117687
AO3?

>>9117700
archiveofourown.org

>>9117700
Archive of our own. A newer and better version of FF. It doesn't have as many stories but it tends to have the best ones and a much better comment section. Most FF authors also post to AO3 as well.

>>9117720
>>9117713

Thought it was that, but i wanted to make sure.

Fuck I desperately want to find this>>9117589 story now though. Does anyone else know of it?

>>9117641
The only one I know of like that is by MisterEAnon
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9422279

>>9117767
This is it. Nail on the head with finding it so fast.

>>9117767
Looks like I was a bit off on it though. To my defense, it was a long time ago.

>>9117767
Thanks man... though i was hoping it would be straight up Nick turning into Gazelle.

Anything like that or no?

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>>9117474
Oh dear lord a What Does the Fox Say animation

for the love of god source???

>>9117815
No, not that I'm aware of and I've read thousands of stories.

>>9115947
Zootopia is bluepilled as fuck. Watch Angry Birds movie instead people.

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>>9117474
BIG
BUNNY
BUTT

>>9117826
I think it's just this one image, I've seen it few minutes ago on e621 (artist is unknown)

>>9117856
Ah... dang.

Do you know of any other stories of Nick transforming in some way? I've read a few but wanna know if I missed any.

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>>9117826
Sadly, no source. Someone just posted it on e621 and left it at that.

>>9117866

>>9117866
>>9117882
Rip in piss lowkey

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>>9117959

>>9117917
>>9117941
>>9117943
Lewd jude

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I tried more muzzle stuff and drew a yawning Finnick.
Any critiques?

>>9117906
There's one where Nick turns into an anthill. It's short and weird but its a story where he transforms. There's a few where Nick's captured and turned into a machine like cyborg. There's one that's really good where Nick puts his mind into a computer to survive. He becomes an AI basically. It's an AU and the AI nick meets Judy.

>>9118011
>anthill

Wat?
I need to read that one.

>>9118011
Actually nvm i found it...

Anything with Nick turning into a girl (either a female fox or a female of another species?)

>>9118030
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12184694/1/Nick-Wilde-Becomes-an-Ant-Hill
It's weird, just saying.

>>9118045
There's one where Nick is a girl who's taking medicine to become a man and the story starts when all males vanish except him/her. There's I think two where nick and Judy swap species in an experiment.

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>>9118048
this

this is something else

>>9118048
You weren't kidding oO

>>9118075
I've seen some art w. Nick and Judy swapping species but haven't seen much fanfics outside of them just swapping bodies.

>>9118090
I know. It was weird as hell. I have no idea why it was written.

>>9118045
I recall one where Judy has been drugging Nick to turn him female. I think it may have been written by Micheal but I'm not too sure.

>>9118098
There's a few.

>>9118117
Yeah I read that one.
Honestly loved it until the rape bit... then it lost me.

>>9118120
You got any links? If not I can just keep digging for 'em and see what comes up.

>people keep posting pictures emphasizing Judy's ass
>none that showcase her undoubtedly toned legs

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>>9118163
leg

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>>9118163
Her thighs are probably amazing, but past that we run into the issue of slim rabbit legs.

What species would most likely have islamic ideals?
How much terrorism is there in the zootopia world?

>>9118282
>islamic
I'm gonna stop you right there

>>9118282
Lemmings

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>>9118163

>>9118282
Any no canine, pig, or any other animal that would suffer under halal slaughter like sheep, goats, bovines and other farm animals.

Well muslims hate most animals in general so I do not see Islam existing in Zootopia.

And that is a good thing.

>>9118362
Seeing that pic makes me wanna keep working on my story where a guy gets turned into a female bun/Judy and ends up falling in love with Nick.

>>9118282
The insects.

>>9118391
Do it.

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>>9118391

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>>9118391
Micheal?
Is that you?

>>9118494
No....

Though I do wanna see him do more TF stories...

Minus the rape bit...

>>9117990
Looking good p&p

One thing I would say is to work on making your lines smoother by using longer strokes, in this drawing it's ok in that regard in some places but in others the lines are looking a bit scratchy

Did you use a reference photo?

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>>9118534
I did.
I've beem drawing circles and lines almost every day for the past month, and I'm finding it difficult to translate the base shapes to more refined lines. My next step is to try the drawbox.com thing.

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He still looks hot

>>9118636
Maybe you need glasses too

>>9118636
He is twelve.

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>>9118636
Nerds are cute!

>>9118636
Not really.
He does not look like a fug magnet he is.

>>9118636
Now that we got some stuff for twins it would be epic if we got something for Avo.
Most people here consider her an irrelevant character and that is a shame.

>>9118636
He looks like someone who's lunch money got taken alot during recess

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>>9118681
>He is twelve.
Nope
that's a present-day aardwolf wearing glasses

>>9118797
Honestly, out of all the characters in Pack Street, I feel like Avo has done more for Remmy's wellbeing than the others, with Betty and Pandora tied for second. Not only has she being Remmy's gym partner from time to time and introduced him to Neil and Cliff, she was also the first pred girl that Remmy has openly flirted with. I don't think she's irrelevant and people just see the sarcastic bitch side of her

>>9118907
i dunno
kinda looks like he's wearing a backpack.

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>>9118913
Stop it Nick, thats gay. And thats my grandpa bun as well.

>>9118967
>Remmy has openly flirted with
I don't recall that. It's been a long while since I read the first few chapters. Can you provide example?

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>>9119029

>>9119004
Quiet down Lily, grandpa needs this.

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>>9118628
A drawbox portable beer dispenser could be useful but i don't think it will be much help in learning how to draw

drawabox.com has got some good resources for art though

>>9118907
>of age adult who can legally give consent

thats my fetish

>>9119061
that's a joke comic, in the actual fic, he lashed back with "I AM NOT A PREDOPHILE!"

Also, if we consider sexual implications "flirting" Annake did it first

>>9119116
You sicko

>>9119094
Well this is embarrassing

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>>9119078
But the doctor said your heart can't take any sexual excitement anymore!

>>9119029
From Power Forward

>"Yeah, yeah. Now I am." Avo leans down and condescendingly pats my coif, albeit with a genuine smile. "You can't blame me for wanting to rib you, fluff. You're kind of cute when you're flustered."

>"Only when I'm flustered?" I return, folding my arms with a smirk of my own.

>She scrunches up her face in surprise at my comeback, a grin at her muzzle. "Ooh, careful Remmy. Someone might think you're trying to flirt."

>>9119029
In Power Forward, start at line 97

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>>9119136
That damn hoofer is a quack! I'll show him, this grandpa can still bury the weasel!

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>>9119195
What would granny bun say?

>>9119121
Yea but when it comes to Remmy actually flirting back, Avo and Pandora take the lead

>>9118982
>kinda looks like he's wearing a backpack.
it's a hoodie

I wanna see Anneke in a schoolgirl uniform, with braces and glasses.
I need this.
Send help.

>>9119276
still though
it kinda threw me off a bit

Guys I made mobi and epub compilations of main pack street stories to date (because I couldn't figure out where to stick "Transformation"). Chapter images included.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/aqxm40ya5yxddp7/Pack_Street.zip

is this useful y/n

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I think I found Judy's apartment.

>>9119399
you didn't ask weaver permission
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
delet delet delet delet delet

>>9119464
Look at these fuckers trying to sell a closet as a room.

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>>9119530
No one can stop me.

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>>9119530
But what if he IS weaver?

>>9119574
what if youre weaver?

>>9119574
Can't be, weaver only posts sideways images or badgers.

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i am weaver

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>>9119609
Yo weav! Any chance you're gonna do some more work on Rabbit Clan's Fox or the Calvin and Tristan stories in the near future?

Really love you're work, keep being rad.

>>9119674
>Rabbit Clan's Fox
Thats Boney_M not Weaver

>>9119609
hey weaver, have you ever heard read this fic called "pack street"? it was written by a pretty small time writefag and personally i think it's pretty great

>>9119782
its SHIT

>>9119723
>>The joke


>>Your head


Unless you're being ironic, then I've been had

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>>9119800
I thought you are serious too.
Because it's too shit to be a joke

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>>9119917

>>9119917
The chair!

>>9119800
>>9119936
I am tired so my joke detection protocol start to glitch

>>9120160
she forgot to put it away

>>9120160
The detailing one this movie is excellent. Too bad it's so wonky from a high level.


When the inevitable sequel comes I hope it's allowed to just focus on the things its demonstrated it's good at.

https://youtu.be/oKNmQlVb4X4

Have you guys seen this animation? It's kind of like Zootopia. It came out the same year.

>>9120205
>wonky from a high level.

How so? can you expand on that?

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>>9119917

>>9120175
That is a possibility; she might have consciously forgotten she had it after a while. She probably had to give Bogo a report as soon as possible, at least verbally, before getting some sleep. They most likely slept at the station to be there for the press conference, so there was no chance to change clothes, especially since Nick still had the same shirt with the sticker on it. Judy was nervous and excited about speaking in front of all those reporters, so the spray skipped her mind.

>>9120359
yeah, and Nick seemed very upset to listen to an explanation.

>>9120241
It dashes through some backstory in the beginning like it's in a hurry to get to something more important (which on its own is fine) but then futzes around for maybe 30 minutes just on Judy's dream job not going so well. It's not dull and there's lot of groundwork being laid that's very important later (like the disappearances or the stolen plant bulbs) but the scenes themselves are all just "Judy's life is unexpectedly disappointing right now". The pacing is fucking weird.

And Nick's introduction is fucking weird, too. It's supposed to be establishing him as a conman but he doesn't cheat or exploit anyone and he only deceives the elephant guy (only in order to carry out a normal retail transaction) and Judy herself, who loses out on $20 but she never mentions that and seems to be very angry at Nick for his totally harmless "muh son" ruse. Indeed it has to resort to tax law in order for Judy to blackmail him later which is kind of esoteric for this kind of thing.

Just two examples. If the detailing wasn't so immaculate this movie could have been Dreamworks-tier.

>>9120175
>>9120359
I have to dismiss this and I tell you why.
The way she reached for it was not a reflex.

Reflex is something that develops from doing something repetedly, like people who practice karate jump into fighting pose when feel in danger.

She never used the spray, never even head one before (as far as the movie suggests)

If she would've forgot that the spray is there, she wouldn't have reaced for it.

She knew it was there.
She was fully aware of it.
She depended on it to protect her.
It wasn't her first instinct, it was her fist thought that she needs the spray.

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>>9116153
>http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/9104876
>>9116160
>>9116165
>>9116185
Interesting fact...

>>9120425
>"Oh, no. I forgot my wallet!"
>doesn't cheat or exploit anyone

How do you think he was going to pay for that JumboPop if Judy hadn't been there? That was a textbook confidence scam, dude.

>>9120576
I assumed he did that on-the-spot to scam Judy, who was obviously playing do-gooder. It worked, after all.

I can't believe the elephant would have handed over the goods without payment, especially when he didn't want to sell at all. A normal business owner who wasn't being a prick wouldn't give over without payment.

>>9120494
She did almost get eaten by a jaguar less than 24 hours before, and then listened to a doctor say it was only predators going savage and they didn't know why.
I would have pulled fucking spray on a predator twice my size that I knew to be a criminal too in that situation.

What the fuck do people expect her to have done?

>>9120494
However

>They were attacked by a savage animal

>All the missing cases were animals that turned savage

>Judy listened from the researcher that predators might be reverting to savages

>Nick practically threats her

Yes, she was biased but it was for a reason still, what you said doesn't contradicts that she forgot to put the spray away.

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Work is pressing on me, slowing my TT.
To make amend, I took a couple of hours to do a Wilfred (from Crime files) that was requested.
I hope you like.

>>9120624
That's my point.
He had the money, and he scammed her because he knew he could get away with it. He both cheated AND exploited her, which was why I thought that post was dumb.

>>9120668
hawt

>>9120392
I mean, all of that reasoning still doesn't explain why she had it in the first place. She still consciously took the spray with her on her first day on the job. She didn't have to, hell she walked out the door without it only to come back for it "just in-case". And this was before she met the "jerk fox" who hustled her out of twenty bucks and left her in cement.

What Nick was accusing her of, if she was actually afraid of predators, afraid of him, still fully applied.

>>9120494
I will admit, that is pretty on point; it couldn't have been a reflex unless they had training like that in the Academy (I don't know police training, so I wouldn't be able to tell).

But I would like to make the argument that perhaps she forgot the spray consciously up until that point. In the back of her mind, she knew she had it, but it wasn't until Nick starting becoming "aggressive" (to her anyway) that she became aware of it again as an optional defense. She had plenty of time to start thinking of ways to defend herself, we see visible signs of Judy's fear when her nose starts twitching before Nick brings his claws up.

It could easily be what you said too though, she was fully aware of it and depended on it. She might have just thought, after a while, she wouldn't have to use it on Nick because "he isn't like them..."

>>9120668
damn a_sig, for a second there i almost didn't recognize your style. you're making great progress

>>9120675
He ONLY cheated her whereas we went through this whole montage of him making and selling the small popsicles, etc. and not cheating anyone. Judy WASN'T mad about being cheated but just that he lied about just trying to buy some ice cream.

It could have had a cute little scene, actually, where she wants her $20 paid back and he gives her $15 (proving that he had the cash all along) because it was her who decided to give the guy a $5 tip. Now she's still been injured by his actions but can't argue back.

>>9120742
...I...understand this, which is why I mentioned that she still took the spray "before she met the jerk fox". Nick noticed she had the spray on her from the moment they met, and that leaves him with the idea that Judy was afraid of predators from the get go.

>>9120816
sorry I miss read it-

>>9120700
Don't forget that when she followed Nick into the shop, she had unbutton the spray and was already prepared to use it. Considering how sensitive canids noses are, that spray must be tens if not hundreds of times worse for them vs us. Using it on them must cripple them for quite some time and she was already getting ready to use it the moment she saw him. The Mammal inclusion initiative was a mistake. The only way she can be a cop is if she can use extreme force against literally almost every species in the city. She cheated multiple times in the academy, almost resorted to nearly lethal force in seconds, blackmailed someone, had a witness threaten with death, breaking several all laws too. She's an absolutely terrible cop.

and people say there's nothing left about the movie to discuss, or that the thread never talks about the movie anymore
phfffffttttt

>>9120738
Just because you only cheated only one person but no one else, doesn't mean you didn't cheat anyone besides that one person, it means you cheated someone. Not to mention the fact that he exploited her good nature, which was how he managed to cheat her in the first place.

He was established as a two-bit hustler, not a conman. He just so happens to be a conman.

>>9120869
He was being discriminated against by the elephant and by her. Taking advantage of her good nature? Nope, she was about to spray him for trying to buy a popsicle.

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>>9120899
Taking advantage of her guilt complex, then. Whatever.
Doesn't change my point.

>>9120869
Then what was the popsicle sequence for? What do we learn about this new character from it? Just that he's "as clever as a fox". Yet the very next scene, where Judy confronts him, is predicated on him being a bad guy, which WASN'T emphasized by the sequences it just went through. Why go through that fast-paced sequence that input nothing into the next scene only to rely on something from BEFORE it in the next scene?

I suspect someone was worried that if the sequence actually showed him cheating people non-stop he would come off as TOO unlikable when the audience's impression of him needs to turn around later. I can't say if that would really be true. It could have just been a bit of cowardice on the part of someone invoked in production.

>>9120926
I was typing a post about how she went for the spray because it reminded her of Gideon when I deleted it to reply.
My bad.

>>9120659
>>9120654
Callling what Nick did "threatening" is exaggeration. He was a bit melo-dramatic with raising his voice and gestured with his paws. But as a police officer Judy should be better. Proper training can make you tell, when someone's stance is hostile and prepares to attack. Nick's doesn't look like that. Someone preparing to attack would try to close distance, position legs etc. Nick is standing still during the whole thing. Judy should've seen that, but she didn't. Because she saw a just fox

>>9120926
taking advantage of a speciest piece of shit is wrong, but I doubt anyone would lose sleep over it.

>>9120947
Again, that doesn't change my point.
He still exploited her desire to make up for being a shitty person.

>>9120668
Yesss this is great

>>9120961
And? She and half the city were absolutely terrible people.

>>9119609
Nice try, racoonfag, but your picture gave you away.

Now where's the new Stoutwell you promised?

>>9120988
Either you forgot the point you're arguing, or I'm not being clear.
You said he didn't cheat or exploit anyone. I said he did both. You replied saying he may have cheated her but didn't exploit her, and I explained why he did, in fact, do both.

You're not arguing anything.

>>9121027
That was another anon.

>>9121027
I'm saying he tricked her, but she was in the wrong in the first place. Both did something wrong, but I consider what she did much much worse than being tricked out of 20 dollars. Another anon was arguing about cheating or whatever.

Part of the point of the movie was to use our own ingrained prejudices to show discriminatory reactions, which only become noticeable in hindsight.
At first watch, most of what happens seems reasonable, with character development flowing along at a predictable pace.

>>9120939
Alright, I see your point.
I don't really agree that it inputs nothing into the following scene. It tells us he's a liar if nothing else.

>>9121038
>>9121061
My bad.

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>this thread

>>9121122
Agreed, but it also shows us most prey including Judy are racist pieces of shit.

>>9121061
>but she was in the wrong in the first place.
If what I think are saying, it was more her police training, plus a fair bit of home brewed prejudice against foxes, that led her into the icecream shop.
Not really a 'bad person' thing.

>>9121156
And what, without cause?

>>9121168
She did the equivalent of drawing a gun on someone buying ice cream. Just think of it like this. Imagine that Nick wasn't running a con and really simply trying to buy a popsicle and continued to argue with the elephant. Judy would have sprayed him in terror.

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>>9120939
It's important because it introduces the main theme of stereotypes, and how they can be wrong for the right reasons and right for the wrong reasons.

If you want a lewd (or just a simple drawing) of another character of Crime Files, reply to this post with your request (specify what you want!). They are fun (and useful) to do.
I will do them whenever I find the time this week like the last two.
For now, goodnight /ztg/!

>>9121168
>>9121061
You know, I am actually find it fascinating that after over a year of it's release we still can make such meaningful discussion about scenes of the movie.

Regardless of which point you are representing, I'm not even mad

>>9121210
She almost pulled the canid equivalent of a gun of a father trying to buy ice cream. Give her a few weeks and she'll overreact and really do it.

>>9121221
Pulling a gun, and pulling mace, show completely different approaches to a perceived problem.

>>9120943
That is what I was going to explain with this picture >>9120926
She didn't just reach for the spray because Nick was threatening. She did it because it was practically a carbon copy of what happened with Gideon. Childhood trauma has a way of making unreasonable reactions.

At least, I think that's what the directors were going for.

>>9121243
Mace to a dog can kill it.

>>9121250
I agree but her doing the saw thing following Nick into the shop tells us that she's using that one moment for everything.

>>9121210
I think the jab about Nick not being able to read was probably not instigated all that much.

>>9121256
It is called repellant, and would only have such ability.

>>9121297
Don't forget that foxes being awake during sunlight jab too.

>>9121314
FOX repellent. Aka, mace to a canid. Who have incredibly sensitive noses. It's hundreds of times worse and since it's FOX spray, we can assume that it's designed for foxes/canids.

>>9121314
He's going to hospital for sure.

>>9121357
So now I'm confused, are you saying the Fox repellent would be fatal?

>>9121388
No, but incredibly harmful.

>>9121083
This conversation started because Judy still has the fox repellent at the conference press, which I personally think she just forgot to put it away, and people went crazy defending a character from the other, and who was worst etc. Leaving the point of the discussion way behind.

>>9116107
>脱線中...
Derailing...

>>9121296
To play devil's advocate, she wasn't hell-bent on tailing him until after he looked kinda shifty outside the shop.
She really had absolutely no reason to unbutton the repellent, though. Even when he was talking about not wanting trouble, she only thought she was doing something wrong when she saw his "kid".

>>9120207
The voice acting isn't terrible the whole the "improv dialogue" falls apart at the end, but the animation is nice. Cool even.

>>9118208
>ビジュアルガイドのコンセプトアートがとてもおいしい。。。
The concept art from the Visual Guide is so delicious...

>>9121422
That's how this started? Oh, after the arresting Lionheart, she probably used the same clothes the next day. To be fair, I doubt she would have removed it anyways.

>>9121469
Yep see, >>9120160 >>9120175 >>9120359

>>9121400
...Shoot... What would be an alternative besides just tasing them?

>>9121435
Her nose was twitching like mad the moment she saw him. She was scared the moment she saw him. She walked into the shop prepared to spray and arrest Nick. Without his "kid" being there, Judy would have not had a reason to stand up for him. She was walking away. She was going to let him be discriminated against.

>>9121495
Not being as light as a feather and actually being able to take down criminals without weapons... Oh wait, she can't because the minimum height and weight restrictions had a purpose. She literally has to use weapons on every criminal she sees. She will hurt one badly and soon.

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>>9121535
Nick's only a major general? psh

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>>9121357
Looking back at the scene where Judy gets the repellent from her parents all of the items Stu tries to give her have the same "fox away" logo on them. This is all complete speculation, but the repellent could just be some kind of generic pepper spray sort of thing which is branded to cash in on rabbit's fear of foxes.

>>9121523
Sorry, but kid gloves on criminals doesn't rub with me.
The tiny number of innocent police victims has to be written down to collateral damage.
Shit happens, and it starts with the criminals.

>>9121569
Which is likely. The logo there to sell to scared prey. But it's effects on a canids nose are still incredibly harmful. It's still sending the canid to the hospital.

>>9121523
>She literally has to use weapons on every criminal she sees.
>Weaselton

While having a mega fauna police force does have its benefits, having smaller officers would help out too for getting smaller criminals/talking to smaller victims so they don't feel intimidated by a much larger mammal.

Hell, considering Judy's kicks, I am pretty sure she could take down most non-megafauna, which would be Nick sized or below.

>>9121569
Dare I poke a finger at the gun proliferation on the streets?

>>9121580
Absolutely. Break the law, expect to get hurt. No pity for criminals. Yet Nick was innocent there and Judy has to use weapons on them. There will be innocents among them that get hurt because Judy is too small to arrest them normally.

>>9121603
Which is nuts. Small cops arrest small criminals sure. But her going balls to the wall and using superhero moves to stop a thief? Way too much force. her size is a disadvantage but that's no excuse for knocking the teeth out of everyone she arrests and potentially giving them brain damage.

>>9121598
That could very well be true, but since most animal noses are more sensitive than human noses, pepper spray might be somewhat diluted or something in Zootopia so that it has about the same effect as it does in real life.

>>9118090
>It's an actual album
The man was prolific
>>9121569
I agree that it's probably bunny burrow branding, but I'm sure that it's at least tailored for fox-sized use. The pepper spray is probably diluted to the point where canids are gonna be severely put off by it, but a mammal without super smelling might not even react beyond a sneeze or "who farted?" The taser' self explanatory. Don't use on anything smaller, won't work on anything bigger is probably what the entire line gets across with a quick "fox away"

>>9121659
You're probably right, I mean for a movie that was going to try to work around prejudice and the like, it still tapped into our basic redneck views on how things are done.
Makes me a little sad now that I look back, but I'll still love the movie, even with it's flaws.

>>9121745
FOX away and considering the amount of fear prey have? I doubt it. It's probably stronger then what we have for private use.

>>9121659
>But her going balls to the wall and using superhero moves to stop a thief? Way too much force.

Oh definitely, but the point I was trying to make was that everytime we saw her kick someone, it was always at least human sized, if not much bigger. If she has the strength to do that, she probably can handle herself against someone the size of Nick without lethally hurting them.

Now, her, as you said, "balls to the wall" attitude will probably cause someone to go to the hospital unnecessarily, but that is less on her size and more of that being Judy being a completely oblivious mammal who doesn't know the meaning of controlling herself.

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Where do you draw the line with animal geneitalia?

>>9121774
We all can agree that it was a great movie and that a sequel is much deserved. We need a new topic.

>>9121811
Yes, where are the lewd otters?

>>9121791
We know she doesn't think before acting. There will be many times when she misjudges and uses too much force and a purse thief has brain damage and is breathing through a tube.

>>9121829
What? Lewd otters?

>>9121808
When they're on women. Fortune cookies disgust me.

>>9121834
Ah yes, but he didn't get his hands cut off did he?

>>9121777
Your trips are quite compelling

>>9121808
>horsecocks on non-equines
>knots on non-canines
etc.

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>>9121808
Tube dudes are great but their dicks are like fucking twigs so I prefer regular human dicks when it comes to them

>>9121850
Hands cut off? What? New topic. Lets do politics instead :D

>>9121388

Wouldn't be fatal, but a lot of people are surprised that being tasered isn't more painful. Its more 'uncomfortable' than painful. He'd probably prefer the repellant.

The thing about the fox repellant which you have to remember is that they do treat it like mace (they imply that using it will actually dissuade an attacker), but call it specifically repellant.

That implies something that smells so strongly to a fox that he basically has no choice but to retreat. Which basically implies something that's going to probably smell so strong he starts vomiting or something. Something seriously nasty.

And it'd probably be on his fur for hours if not days. So that's gonna be a migraine and a half.

>>9121495

An alternative to tazing a fox would probably be some sort of sound based weapon. It doesn't come up much in the fandom for some reason, but foxes actually have some of the best hearing of basically any animal. It's actually a far more developed sense than their smell, weirdly.

There's videos online of foxes finding mice under a foot of snow by just listening for them, then leaping (foxes like to attack from the air) and coming down on the precise right spot to have the mouse in their jaws.

So yeah. Super good hearing. A simple whistle would probably be enough to make them recoil.

(This is my headcanon for why foxes are considered thieves. Its probably very easy to pick a lock with that sort of hearing, and probably very easy to rob a house if you can hear which room the owner is sleeping in from their breathing alone.)

This has been Fox Facts!

>>9116160
this aren't itty bitty rabbit titties

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>>9121860
I like my rabbits with eight nipples, no breasts and invertible vulva's.

>>9121884

> He'd probably prefer the repellant.

Crap. I meant he'd probably prefer the tazer!

>>9121868
>not bringing a tube to orgasm with your breath alone

That's fine, I guess.

>>9121908
How do we even measure stuff like this? Where's the scale? What're the units? Do you have a helpful graph of senses and the animals that are above and below human capabilities, maybe a little blurb about what they can do that we can't?
Writefags everywhere would rejoice

>>9121884
A bunny using a whistle would backfire quickly but I agree completely. Being tased hurts, but police issued mace is ten times worse and considering the fur, it's not getting off your face easily so they're suffering for awhile.

>>9121569
>>9121884
>Sound based weapon

Yep, it's even in the movie, i actually forgot about it completely until I saw that screenshot.

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>>9121849
What's not to like, anon?

>>9121936
I'd be worried the entire time if a small gust of wind could snap it in half
Besides theyre just plain ugly looking, tube dudes probably go gay because they're jealous of the juciy cocks other mammals have

>>9121996
What is this meme

REMOVE THAT CENSOR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9121991
Would all sound-based weapons be worked around amplitude, or frequency as well? Do all mammals' ears respond to extremely high pitches the same way?

>>9122001
>tube dudes probably go gay because they're jealous of the juciy cocks other mammals have
Kek'd

>>9122023
its better than whats underneath

>>9122068
No, some can hear lower frequencies better than others and the same works both ways.

>>9121991

Oh wow, so it is!

That's a nasty looking airhorn though. I'd be worried about someone going deaf.

>>9121939

Measuring how well something hears isn't a perfect science. You can measure the range of frequencies an animal can hear for example, which helps. But there's other stuff too like actual sensitivity, and the biology of the animal itself can help too. Animals that have ears that move independently from one another can help their hearing be more precise than animal that can actually 'hear better' for the same reason that a person with bad eye sight but two eyes might have better depth perception than someone with one good eye.

Best thing to do is just look up animal facts. Some of them have really cool abilities.

Hell, foxes (and quite a few other animals) have magnets in their eyes that lets them see magnetic north!

Which also means they'd likely be able to do things like tell if a strong power line is on without checking, know when an electric train is passing underfoot. stuff like that. Magnets can do cool stuff when tied up to nerves - you can actually get one implanted in your hand that can do similar stuff.

>>9122079
I DONT CARE

GIMME THE SAUCE

>>9122079
post it anyways

>>9122086
So the Brown Note is a more viable poossibility in Zootopia?

>>9122139
No, extremely low frequencies for a long enough time will cause damage and eventually death though. But that's for all animals, us included.

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This took a long time but I finished the latest Jill Savage greentext.
Reposting the older episodes with it.

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Any draw request?

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>>9122192
>Judy finally sat down at the table. ”I’msosorryI’mlate- Hi!!! It’s been forever!”
>”Forever and fifteen minutes,” Nick smiled. “Great to see you, carrots.”
>”This place is so fancy! And look at you! I’m going to start calling you ‘sharp’ instead of ‘slick!’”
>”Oh, this old thing?” Nick ran a paw over his suit. “Just my work clothes. Forgot to change into something nicer before I left.”
>”Ugh, I’m so jealous you get to work with the ZIA! Tell me everything!”
>”Well, I could tell you about thwarting Kremlin agents, warthog assassins, and evil geniuses with doomsday devices, but I’d have to kill you.”
>Judy rolled her eyes. “I see work hasn’t killed your sense of humor. C’mon, I want to know! Is it like the spy movies at all?”
>”Well, the biggest difference is that spy movies are fun.”
>”Be serious!”
>”Actually,” Nick sighed, “seriously, I’d really like it if we didn’t talk about work.”
>Judy waited for the punchline. “...Nick, are you alright? Is work really that stressful?”
>“I’m fine. I’d just like tonight to be work-free.”
>”Do you think maybe spy stuff is… getting to you? Maybe you should see a therapist?”
>Nick smirked. “You sound just like my partner. They even said I shouldn’t see you till I had a psych eval.”
>”Really? If your partner said that, don’t you think it might be a good idea?”
>”No, all I need is a night away from work.” He reached over and placed his paw on Judy’s. “A night with-.”
>Suddenly, Nick’s arm went cold.
>”Zorry,” mumbled the waiter as he began wiping the water from the table.
>Nick stopped drying his sleeve.
>Grey and black face, light blue eyes, the tuft of hair between her ears- and a ridiculously fake moustache.
>Their eyes met.
>She glared at Nick.
>”It’s totally fine!” Judy reassured the bunny waiter.
>Nick rolled his eyes.
>”You were saying about your partner?”

>>9122192
it is so good it turned itself into art!

>>9122139

Not really.

The brown note is a hypothetical sound that could cause you to crap yourself. But thats not because of your ears, its because sound is also vibration through the air and they theorize you could resonate a certain frequency with your intestines.

Basically its similar to the 'opera singer breaks wine glasses with her voice' trope, except the glass is your bowels.

The best guesses imply the brown note is possible, but really at the levels you'd be using you wouldn't really be using 'sound' so much as a directed shockwave (which admittedly is the same thing, but we don't usually think of explosions as purely sound). People might crap themselves, but only because you just blew away their internal organs with an air cannon.

>>9122211
Nick with glasses.

>>9122211
Tall Finnick AU

>>9122211
This pose, but with Judy holding a picture of naked Nick.

>>9122211
the otterton's kids. crying for their dad

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>>9122106
>>9122119

>>9122211
Gazelle & Nick showering together.

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>>9122226
>”Oh, they’re awful. Crazy, incompetent, horrible sense of fashion, screws up everything and relies on me to fix their mess, and worst of all, they can’t keep their nose out of my personal li-”
>”My name iz Jacque,” the waiter interrupted, “and I will be your waiter zis evening.”
>”It all looks so good!” Judy gushed over the menu. “How about the carottes au saffron?”
>”And for you, zir?”
>”Chouv vert farci,” Nick snapped, flipping the menu at her. “And a side of privacy.”
>”You OK?” Judy whispered as the waiter left.
>”Fine, just reminded of one of the more unpleasant aspects of work,” Nick grumbled, picking out the flower from the vase on their table.
>”You seem… jumpy.”
>”When you’ve dealt with what I’ve dealt with-”
>He playfully poked and tickled at Judy with the flower. She giggled and fended it away.
>”-you always have to expect the unexpected.”
>With Judy laughing herself blind, Nick slapped the head of the flower on the table, shattering the microphone. From the next room, Nick could barely hear a bunny yelp.
>The waiter appeared with their dishes, face screwed up in a pained smile, one ear drooping and twitching. “YOUR ORDERS!”
>Judy clapped excitedly as her dish was set down, but Nick grimaced.
>”Fluff, you have something, uh, just, on your…” Nick pointed at Judy’s face.
>Judy put down her fork and tried to wipe her lip with her napkin, but Nick shook his head and pointed upward.
>Then down.
>Then to the left.
>Then circled around.
>Confused, Judy began scrubbing her whole face with the napkin.
>Nick took his fork and flicked out the caper with a blinking antenna.
>”Yep, got it.” Nick smiled as Judy reappeared from her wiping.
>Nick was just about to take a victorious bite from his dish when something went POP! and he jumped out of his seat.
>”Champagne,” the bunny waiter grinned, “courtesy of ze chef!”

>>9122211
Judeon please

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>>9122300
>Nick shook his head warningly…
>...but the waiter still put a secret drop of something into Judy’s glass.
>”What should we toast to?” Judy smiled eagerly.
>Nick looked pitifully at her.
>”A toast,” he exhaled, “to forgiving those who do you wrong…”
>And Nick slapped Judy’s glass with his, tilting them over and spilling them over her dress.
>Judy screamed.
>”Ohh, that looks bad,” Nick muttered.
>”This is Vera Fang!” Judy yelled in dismay, trying to blot herself down with her napkin.
>”Yeah, better go wash that off before it stains…”
>Judy sprinted to the bathroom, yelling obscenities as she went.
>Nick, expressionless, reached down and hoisted the waiter bunny up by their ears.
>”Zorry zir, just wiping zis mess! She zeems a clumsy doe-”
>”Jill.”
>”I do not know zis ‘Jill’. My name iz Jacques-”
>”Jill.”
>”Would you like another glass of champagne? Maybe ze doe would like more capers-”
>”JILL.”
>The bunny gulped, leaned in and whispered, “Nick, ‘My father said to never mix beer and wine, but on this ni-”
>”No! There! Isn’t!” Nick snapped, wobbling his chair to prove it. “What are you doing here, Jill!?”
>”What are YOU doing here, Nick!?” Jill spat back. “I told you to get a psych eval before fraternizing with civilians!”
>”I don’t need a psych eval!”
>”You don’t know that! You stay in the field too long, your mind gets sloppy! You start seeing conspiracies where there aren’t, and think things are normal when they’re not, and you can compromise sensitive information! Case in point, her!”
>”Judy?”
>”Yes!”
>”What about Judy?”
>”See? See? You don’t even know!”
>”Tell me about Judy,” Nick asked.
>Jill blinked.
>”...She’s a spy.”
>”A spy.”
>”Yes.” Jill’s eyes darted. “She’s always been a spy. Possibly a clone. Of me.” Her eye twitched. “From the future.”
>She began to sweat.

Stoat penises are so tiny I can't even find them on google

>>9121834
That is something training should probably take care of if they plan on hiring more small mammals; have all those smaller officers be trained into knowing their limit and the needed force to take down those larger than them.

I'd also like to argue we probably have the reverse situation with the megafauna officers; they might accidentally use too much force and majorly hurt someone, or be scared of using too little force and that results in criminals escaping.

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>>9122246
>you could resonate a certain frequency with your intestines.
>blew away their internal organs with an air cannon.
Thanks for some TT ideas anon.

>>9122270
I don't see a problem with that. It's better than the obnoxious censor.

But thanks for posting it.

>>9122313
And just like the South Park Big Gay Al, he's well respected by the children around him and is a skilled outdoorsman.

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>>9122333
>”You’re je-”
>”I’m NOT jealous!” Jill kicked her feet. “I’m an agent for the ZIA! Why would I be jealous of some dumb cop who saved the city ONCE and instantly became the postermammal for bunnies everywhere!?”
>”She did it first.”
>”I worked for the ZIA for six years before she moved out of her Burrow!”
>”As a secretary.”
>”Yeah, and I didn’t get promoted through the Mammal Inclusion Initiative, like SOME bunnies!”
>”You got promoted after she-”
>”She just had to deal with speciesm! I had to deal with SEXISM!”
>“But… wait- but you-”
>”That’s the ONLY explanation!” Jill snarled, “She’s obviously a spy clone of me- an IMPERFECT clone of me- sent from the future to try and screw with me by having everyone call her a hero and an inspiration and putting her picture on the cover of Mammals and calling her the most eligible bunny bachelorette and the only reason you can’t see this is obvious fact is because you’ve been working too long and your mind has been warped and you need a psych eva-”
>Nick flicked Jill’s nose.
>As if it were an off switch, Jill hung limp, eyes wide. The mustache fell from her lips.
>He put her placed her down as Judy came back to the table.
>”Is… everything alright?” she asked.
>”Judy, sit down.”
>Judy sat.
>”This,” Nick gestured to Judy, “is Judy. She’s my partner at the ZPD, and my best friend.”
>The bunnies looked at each other.
>”Judy,” Nick sighed, “this is my partner from the ZIA, and also one of my best friends… Jill.”
>Judy’s face lit up into a huge smile. “YOU’RE an agent at the ZI-”
>There was a ‘thwp’, Judy’s eyes went cross, and her face slammed into her plate, splattering gravy and mashed potatoes over everyone.
>”JILL!” Nick yelled, plucking the dart from Judy’s neck.
>”’JILL’!?” Jill shouted. “‘JILL’!? ‘JILL’!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? YOU’RE GIVING AWAY MY IDENTITY TO A CIVILIAN!?”

>>9122313
>>9122385
>Velvet as Mrs. Slave when?

>>9122352

> TT Ideas

Teen Titans..? Trouble in Terrorist... town? Transexual tyranosaurus?

Gimme a hand here. I need to know how badly ive fucked over the world of zootopia.

>>9122409
>”ITS JUDY!”
>”I DON’T CARE! A SECRET AGENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET, WILDE!”
>”What is going on here!?” screamed the chef, who promptly fell to the floor.
>”You were looking for ANY excuse!” accused Nick, refilling his dart pen.
>”This is YOUR mess!” Jill swept her dart watch at the neighboring tables. “The mess you made because YOU didn’t listen to MY advice about-”
>”YOU’RE the one who needs a psych eval!” Nick tossed a cuff link at a fleeing waitress, which poofed into smoke and knocked her out cold. “I’m submitting a FORMAL complaint-”
>”Nuh uh! I’m submitting one FIRST!”
>”I’m submitting TWO!”
>”I’m recommending placing you on indefinite hold till your mental-”
>”YOU’RE mental! I’m sending YOU the bill for the dry cleaning! For my suit AND Judy’s dress!”

>”...and even though I sent Jack the bills, he refuses to pay for them- says Judy’s dress is my fault for spilling champagne on her, and my suit is Judy’s fault for ‘having such a fat head’.”
>The mink therapist had stopped taking notes an hour ago.
>He adjusted his glasses. “The report states that… 79 mammals were hit with amnesic knock-out darts and devices…”
>Nick shrugged from the couch. “There was an opossum birthday party at the restaurant- big families, you know...”
>He cleared his throat. “Let’s… talk about something else… Agent Jack Savage. What can you say about your partner?”
>Nick shrugged from the couch. “Oh, he’s awful. Crazy, incompetent, horrible sense of fashion, screws up everything and relies on me to fix their mess, and worst of all, he can’t keep his nose out of my personal life.”
>The shrink nodded. “Anything… positive you could say about them?”
>”Yeah,” Nick grumbled, picking out the flower from the vase on the table. “He’s dependable.”
>He slapped it against the table, shattering the microphone. From the next room, Nick could barely hear a bunny yelp.

>>9122356
wasn't an intentional censor anon, it was a reply to this statement
>Fortune cookies disgust me.

>>9122447
Thematic Thursday

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>>9122447
Thematic Thursdays -derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays

Also don't forget to vote
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1055362x87D14132-44

barnaby from armello, king from cave story, bugs bunny from looney toons and other buns all lusting after judy while she walks away with nick when ?

or fucking judy while nick watches when ?

either will do.

>>9122546

...You're gonna make a writing prompt based around mammals in Zootopia using sonic cannons to make other people mammals blood?

Well, that IS a writing challenge, ill give ya that!

>>9122461
This is so damn cute, when does Maxwell Smart walk in?

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UGLY NIGGERS

>>9122461
>Even while arguing with each other, both Nick and Jill work efficiently together to knock out everyone in the immediate vicinity to avoid compromise

Truly an awesome spy duo...that will eventually have angry sex, kill each other and everyone around them, or both.

For a moment, I thought they were trying to shoot each other but kept hitting everyone else. Poor, poor Judy though. That was a rough night... I wonder what explanation Nick gave her for her not remembering any of that; the usual "You got too drunk"?

I enjoyed this one, especially Jill going off on a rant.

>>9122745
Sorry, but the furry movie doesn't need to go here...

>>9122745
Why are white men so obsessed with black dick?

Hey thread, I haven't been here for the past week, anything big I missed out on?

>>9122745
>>>/pol/