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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #9 >Hail

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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #9

>Hail Satan Edition<

Some Pastebins

By Some random Anon from a old Shark thread.
>Late Night Mischief
https://pastebin.com/k92zjehX

By Cheetah_Anon
>Chubby Cheetah
https://pastebin.com/wXR1uYKZ
>Buff Bear
https://pastebin.com/NXJDZ65X
>Slow and steady
https://pastebin.com/NzkNHd1P

By Zombie_Lenin
>Death Metal Panda - (in progress)
https://pastebin.com/qr3bKFXz

>No title and no Author name - (Anon with his cat and dog anthro pets)
https://pastebin.com/27YqfEEf
>Your average date with a hydra - (same author as above)
https://pastebin.com/1Uk9kKR1

By Just_A_User
>After-School Bullying
https://pastebin.com/10GcPpx9
>Surfin'n Fuckin
https://pastebin.com/MH3WiDfw

>Yes You May - (May x Anon) - No author name
https://pastebin.com/WJxBkBeN
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Why are human men such sluts for anthro pussy?
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>>9113863
Because of the exaggerated feminine visual characteristics of the depicted creature it often is attached to.
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Old thread hasn't even hit page 10 yet, you mong.
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>>9115105
But was over the post limit and would not rise anymore
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>>9115140
/trash/ is a slow board and the old thread is still up and usable
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>>9113863
Because anthro girls are also sluts for human dick, we're sluts for each other.
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Cheetah_anon here. I still have two requests for storys: something with a swimmer and a spotted hyena with gender insecurity.

Any more ideas and which one should I do first ?
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>>9117683
Spotted hyena.
>Ideas
Anything with yandere grill, felines preferred.
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>>9117683
Is the hyena also into girls?
What kind of person is she into?
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>>9117918
No idea. All I got was hyena girl and gender insecurity. Any ideas for improvement ?
I think they meant because of the pseudopenis (clit)
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>>9117948
I figured that.
Since female hyenas take submission as a sign of wanting to mate I'd think she'd be into human girls as much as human men.
The type of men the average hyena girl would be into are the weak and effeminate types.
Female hyenas are also much stronger and domineering than males.
If she was raised in a majority human society then I guess she might be confused about her gender since all those things are generally considered masculine by humans.
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>>9118082
There's no precedent for her to like girls too. Even with all dominance/aggression of female spotted hyenas they don't show any interest in other females like they do males. Another thing is female spotted hyenas will bully the males they like but in a less harsh way from how they bully other males and lower ranking females. Imagine a sort of stereotypical TV high school bully that was a girl instead of a guy and the bullying was her flirting.
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>>9069835

This one is for the guy who wanted a story about a human lost in a world of anthros

>Great
>Awesome
>Fan-Fucking-Tastic
>This is what I get for going after the big bad sorcerer
>A one way inter-dimensional trip to god knows where
>Encased in an ice-cube for that matter
>I have no clue for how long I was frozen in ice before someone got me out
>All I know is that when I woke up I was in a cave and there were three huge ass rats walking on two feet
>Of course my instincts made themselves immediately known and I kicked their shit thinking they were wild animals
>And now I have three poor sods unconscious in my feet
>To make matters worse, they’re not even people
>Well… maybe they were people
>But not, you know, my people
>A trio of sneaky looking anthropomorphic rats on tomb thieving garb
>Or were they adventure garb?
>It’s been so long since I’ve seen any that I don’t know which is which
>Anyway
>I squat down next to the body of one of these rat people to get a good look at them
>They’re about the size of a teen, maybe that of a 12 year old human kid
>Got digitigrade legs, with fleshy rat feet just like actual rats from back home
>Aside from the feet, overall body structure seems similar to humans
>A pink thin tail
>Five fingered hands with opposing thumbs an all
>Legs are a bit shorter if compared to our proportions though
>But even after looking at the little guy
>I still can’t get over it
>Despite the fact that I should
>I’m no stranger to other races and creatures
>I’ve seen elves, dwarves, centaurs, druids, gnomes, goblins, orcs
>Ghouls, dragons, unicorns, griffons, mermaids
>And so and so forth
>But animal people is completely new to me
>A centaur would count, I guess?
>But still have a human’s torso, so I guess it doesn’t
>Hmm?
>Oho, what do we have here?
“Don’t mind me, just making myself at home”
>I mutter to myself while I snatch a small bag tied to the rat’s hip
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>>9118287
>I feel the weight in my hands, and the sound of clanking metal
>And just as I thought, gold
>I take one gold coin and turn it around between my fingers
“Huh, some things don’t change I guess”
>I flick the gold coin up in the air and grab it back as it falls
>My eyes continue to inspect the rat, and fall on a sheathed blade hanging from the other side of its hip
“What do we have here?”
>I take the blade’s grip and pull it from the sheath
>A crooked dagger
>I inspect the blade, throwing it up and catching when it came down
“Well, looks like you’re thieves after all”
>I plunge the blade’s entire length into the rocky floor
“Then I won’t feel so bad for taking your gold”
>I mean, have anyone seen a good guy with a crooked weapon?
>I certainly haven’t
>And that’s enough confirmation for me
>Rounding up the other two, I loot whatever they have that can be useful to me
>Unfortunately I don’t find a lot
>Mostly because I don’t know what the fuck they’re carrying and what they do
>There’s a bunch of artifacts, but none of them seen useful in any way
>So I just grab the basics
>The gold coins from the other two rats
>A map which I can’t read because I don’t know shit about this place yet
>And a weapon to defend myself
>I’m pretty confident in my ass kicking abilities
>But having a weapon to stab someone works far better than punching their faces in
>Now all I have to do is get out of this cave
>Find a way to go back to my world
>And hand that sorcerer’s ass to him
>With my priorities set, I start my way out
>The caveis pretty damn dark
>But that’s about everything interesting with this hole
>Nothing to fight
>Nothing to find
>Just darkness and cold rock walls
>It took some time, but I finally got out of the cave
>And now I’m in a mountain side, way high near the top of a mountain
>God damn, that sorcerer was pretty specific when he sent me hear it seems
>The view was pretty kick ass though
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>>9118316
>There was a shit ton of green everywhere I looked
>With villages, cities, lakes, forests, some ruins, and all that jazz sprinkled around
>And far away into the horizon I could make out the ocean and a port city
>Look down, I realize just how tall tall this place is
>It’s kind of impressive that the three rats managed to climb all the way up here
>Still, high or not, this is nothing I haven’t overcome before
>Hopping down the mountain side, I connect my armored feet against the rock surface and slide my way down
>While sliding down the mountain, I catch sight of a city, the nearest one from my position
>And now I know where I have to go next to get me one step closer to going home
>As soon as the ground floor started getting closer
>I jump off the mountain side, into the forest below that surrounded the mountain
>And make a mad dash to the direction where I last saw that city
>If this place is anything like home, magic is a thing, and there must be magic spells for inter-dimensional travel

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Just_A_User here, sorry it took so long for me to make a green, I was trying to write a different story, but it just wouldn't work no matter what I did, and my lack of knowledge in the subject of the green also had a say in me just giving up, so I decided to write something else, and I find this one to be a lot easier.

It's the human male astray in anthro world that the anon wanted, but the catch here is that it's a high fantasy setting, because I wanted an excuse to have a protag that can actually defend himself, and kick ass.

As for pic related, despite a few differences form my description and the image, that's the overall appearance of a rat person, thank god for Shing Force.
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>>9118139
>they don't show any interest in other females like they do males
Yeah among their own kind.
That doesn't necessarily apply to other species though.
From a female hyenas perspective female humans are even more masculine than male humans.
This is the problem with species who have completely inverted gender norms.
Think of it like if humans encountered an alien race where the males were entirely sissy traps.
Sure not all men would be into them but a significant portion of normally straight men would love them.
Hell thats were the entire argument about whether traps are gay comes from (they are gay).
From a hyenas perspective human women are reverse traps.
Really the women of most species are reverse traps to hyenas.
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>>9118416
They wouldn't instantly find them attractive and could tell males and females apart evening easier with their better sense of smell. They'd see them has weaker females and below them in hierarchy. They'd also laugh at human men acting manly/macho because to them it'd be a guy acting girly/feminine. The majority, like every species, would be straight, but sure there would gay/lesbian spotted hyenas too. You also have to remember that even though male spotted hyenas are smaller and weaker than the females of their own species they are still spotted hyenas.
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>>9118404
I'll try to make the next chapter longer as well, I think this one is kinda on the short side.
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>>9118404
Well I'm intrigued! Looks exciting thus far!
(Just keep in mind that in high-power-protagonist stories, it's fantastically important to balance out the protagonist with flaws to avoid Mary Sue-ness. Flaws here being qualities/incidents that the reader would find uncomfortable/demeaning had it happened to himself. (I.e. an edgy/grimdark backstory wouldn't be a "flaw" here, no matter how tragic.)
Of course, there's a really fair chance that you already know all this, in which case don't mind me.

Are you one of those who will immediately dive into explicit sex/porn?
..Because it would be nice with another story that took things really slowly in that regard. (Doesn't mean you can't have lewd/flirty/feelgood scenes though, of course)

Keep at it, man!
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>>9118287
>>9118316
>>9118404
You have peaked my interest, writefriend. I enjoy the fantasy world setting. I haven't seen a lot of that in furry stories so it's a nice change. I look forward to the rest.
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>>9118517
>could tell males and females apart
Why would this even matter?
Going back to my human example you can tell a trap is actually a man as soon as he drops his pants but for a lot of "straight guys" the attraction doesn't stop as when they know this.

>The majority, like every species, would be straight
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
My argument isn't that all female hyenas would be into human women but that enough that it would be comparable to the number of "straight men" into traps.
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>>9118793
No, that number is much lower than you're making out it to be. Majority of men would want nothing to do with a girl if they found out it was guy like in your example. The spotted hyenas would see human woman the same way they see lower ranking female spotted hyenas and push them around. It'd be even easier since they wouldn't even be able to fight back like another spotted hyena could.
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>>9118854
>that number is much lower than you're making out it to be
I think you're the one underestimating the popularity of traps.
If you go to any porn site you'll find that one of their most popular categories is traps/trannies/dickgirls or whatever word they use for it.
Hell it's even popular enough for bangkok to base their entire tourism industry around ladyboys.

>see human woman the same way they see lower ranking female spotted hyenas
See i don't think you understand how weak and masculine human women are from a hyenas perspective.
Human women are even weaker and more submissive than most male hyenas.
Thats when you start getting into reverse trap territory.
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>>9118587
I'll have to think about some character flaws on the long run, but I think have some in mind. But I don't mind having some help, if you can think of some, I'd be thankful.

And there will be explicit sex, but I don't intend on making it happen so soon, there will be a lot of flirting and lewd though, this is going to be one of the main character's personality traits, he's a perverted little shit.
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>>9118998
Why are you trying to push this gay shit so hard in a thread it doesn't belong? Females spotted hyenas would still majority be interested in males and look down on females they see has weaker.
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>>9119059
>Why are you trying to push this gay shit
Fuck sakes.
This entire conversation started because a writer asked for character tips on a story they had in mind.
One of which was that she might be into girls.
Which makes sense for a gender confused girl and I tried to give biological basis for it.
You came along and said I have no basis for suggesting this and I explained my reasoning.
You rejected this reasoning and instead tried to claim i was advancing some gay agenda when I was just suggesting an interesting character trait for someone destined to get boned by a man.
Get over yourself buddy.

>Females spotted hyenas would still majority be interested in males
I'm not even disagreeing with you on this.
I just saying that female hyenas would more attracted than average to human women since they have reverse gender norms to us.
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>>9119218
Only if the spotted hyenas was bi or lesbian otherwise they'd just see the woman has acting very unwomanly from their species view.
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>>9119010
Well, characters who are bluntly perverted are often harder to like/relate to than character who are sexually oblivious/clueless, but I'm sure it'll work out.

You could make him a heavy drinker, ending up screwing up potential romantic/erotic situations by passing out, getting sick, etc.
He could be cursed with a malefice from the sorcerer, causing him to become dazed/mentally unresponsive at any time, and for any length.
(Or anything else, really! Curses are very handy things, narrative-wise.)
He could be an antihero, oblivious and resiliant towards the locals' advances.
The primary reason why (a lot of) antiheroes are popular/likeable is precisely because of balancing, asocial or in several cases even antisocial quirks.
Maybe the protagonist is fantastically determined towards researching magic and getting home, trying to ignore all the problems in the new world around him, but failing? ..and thus ending up being roped into all kinds of rescues and heroic deeds? (This would make for a great reason for why a lot of the local inhabitants take a liking to him.)

Anyway, the most important part is you like something you enjoy writing
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>>9119261
>Only if the spotted hyenas was bi or lesbian
Or "straight"
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>>9119288
they wouldn't be interest in human woman then
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>>9119298
Yes they would.
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>>9119313
do you not know what straight means?
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>>9119334
Do you not know what scare quotes are?
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>>9119278
^ The most important part is you WRITE something you enjoy writing, sorry
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>>9119353
never heard them called scare quotes ever
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>>9119376
So you don't know what they are
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>>9119397
I know what they are just never seen the term before
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Which anthro do you think would be the least popular among human men?
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>>9113837
New pastebin to put in the next thread, try to not forget OP!
>By Cheetah_Anon
https://pastebin.com/u/Cheetah_anon

Also, there was a /fit/ gf story in some previous thread, should i make a pastebin from it?

I think the author is "Just_A_User" but i'm not sure yet...
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>>9119278
In my case, I think the bluntly perverted are more entertaining than oblivious or clueless, especially when they fail and get called out or hit. I'm not really that much into relatability, I prefer characrers who are entertaining to watch and listen to, or read, in this game.

Like Vashyron, the model pervert, he's pretty hard to not like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVibNKrp8sQ
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>>9120679
Anglerfish
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>>9119218
Kind of chiming in late and just glancing at this post I am already not a fan of your assessment. Not everyone is a trapfag. In fact, the majority of people aren't despite what 4chan says. That's what you're essentially proposing. If the sex doesn't match up it would be a huge dealbreaker no matter what for a lot of people.

Furthermore if they're anthro and built kind of like us I can't imagine they would be into tits or the female bone structure. Size doesn't determine absolutely everything. Human women would just be the equivalent of /fit/'s manlet meme to them.
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>>9122005
Would an anthro angler even be able to fuse?
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>>9122005
>>9122129
I think it's better for certain species to not be made anthro, fish being fairly high on the list. Too many issues to work with.
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>>9122045
>Not everyone is a trapfag
I didn't say they were.

>That's what you're essentially proposing
I did nothing of the sort
Show me where I said everyone is a trapfag.
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>>9122156
>I think it's better for certain species to not be made anthro, fish being fairly high on the list
It's only a problem if you pick shitty ugly looking fish with weird reproductive systems.
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>>9122290
The main issue is the fact they need to be in water/be wet 100% of the time or they die. Also the bigger ones physically can't do much out of the water due to their body structure needing the sort of weightlessness of being water.
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>>9122365
>be wet 100% of the time
Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
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>>9122365
>bigger ones physically can't do much out of the water
Thats only because they're so fucking huge.
If they were shrunk down to a human range of size there would be no problem.
>>9122384
this guy gets it
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>>9122458
One way to make it work and let them keep the size is for the anthros in the setting to sort of semi-feral in mindset. They're anthro but aren't fully human sapient while still being more sapient then their normal animals versions. Like around dolphin level or a little higher. So they'd stay in their normal environments and you get some porn usage out of wild animals "attack" humans in the wild.
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>>9122156
>I think it's better for certain species to not be made anthro
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>>9122612
Yeah but thats bringing in the moral issues of fucking non-sapient animals into the mix and I can't bothered with another ethical conundrum.
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>>9122744
As long as they're not dolphins.
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>>9122775
That's why I said dolphin level or higher
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>>9123116
Dolphins aren't sapient
No amount of shitposting or denial will change this
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>>9123208
They are sapient. You're issue is they are not at the same level has humans or maybe they are and science/technology isn't advanced enough for us to discovery just what level their sapience is at.
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>>9123302
see>>9123208
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>>9123329
>linking me to the very post I'm replying to
why thank you captain obvious
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>>9124204
>No way Fag.png
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>>9113837
Did I miss any fanfic? I haven't been around in /trash/ in a while.
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>>9124876
There was the hydra fic and the sloth fic.
Both of them are in the OP.
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If anyone has zebra please please share it
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Alright, I'm in the middle of some human on anthro writefaggotry. 4200+ words yet and the most they've done is make out because I've got a big boner for properly fleshed out relationships.

There is a book I want to include in all my HxA stuff because I think it would be funny. It's a blue paper back book with no cover art, just its title in black text. That way it doesn't look out of place when on a book shelf unless you were someone who knew exactly what it was.

The gist of the book is that it's a go-to guide on human/anthro relations. Inside is everything from heat cycles (by species), to how to take a knot, to how to make out with a human despite having a muzzle, how to shop for someone with a tail or other unusual body traits, what foods are safe that both humans and each species can eat along with recipe ideas. Shit like that.

The running joke is that it has a dozen different nicknames, from 'the blue book of banging bunnies' to 'the do's and do not's of bareback horse riding' and other dumb shit like that while having a semi-professional actual title.

I come to you, /hmofa/, to ask: what is the book that tells you both how to treat that rat girl next door just right AND lets you know when the best time to invite the leopard pizza delivery girl in for a proper tip called? Keep in mind that Barnes and Nobles and other book stores will sell this book and you will be judged by the cashier if you buy it in person and not online. And it has to sound like a professional resource rather than a cheesy porno title like "How to Bang Your Dragon"

As of this moment, my only title I've come up with that isn't immediate garbage is "Fur & Skin: An Encyclopedic Guide of Cross-Species Romance."
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>>9113863
More from this artist? I used to have their pixiv favorited but cant seem to find it anymore
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night bump
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A couple people wanted heat hungry space lizards last thread, so I thought I'd write it. I've only written a couple things for /hfur/ before, so I hope it's okay.

>pastebin.com/xut4JcCV
>tags: M(Human) x F(FF)(Anthro Reptile), oral, tonguejob, vaginal (cloacal?) penetration, minor exhibitionism, minor polygamy, impractical belt mining operations, 8.5k words

Ostensibly, the weird way it's written is to give the sense that the MC is already feeling the stress of space isolation, but it doesn't seem to come off like that, more like it's just poorly written. And, towards the end, if it feels like it's rushed and repetitive, that's because it is as I was pretty much out of steam by that point. Anyway, I hope someone enjoys at least part of it.
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>>9122005
i shit you not i just had a captcha that went "CLAVELES MORAY"
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>>9128857
(name here)'s guide to cross species relationships
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>>9124204
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>>9128857
How about "Pelage, plumage, squama & cutis: A comprehensive systemic guide to interspecies harmonization for a new age"
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What would the max and minimum size for an anthro?
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What if all anthro were enslaved and forced to be livestock?
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>>9134510
not too keen on fucking something you'll be killing and eating later
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>>9134510
>Enslaved
Fuck Yes
>Livestock
Fuck No
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>>9134510
Whitekitten please fuck off
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>>9134520
>>9134654
>>9134682
Why do your minds immediately leap to killing and eating them?
I was thinking more along the lines of eggs and milk.
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>>9134710
livestock means they are animals meant to be food
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>>9134723
No it doesn't.
Livestock are any animal raised in an agricultural setting.
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>>9134804
That doesn't exclude them from being eventually slaughtered for their meat. Face it, the first thing that comes to people's minds when they hear "livestock" is farm animals that are destined to be food.
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He be right
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>>9131028
I really liked it.

I hope you do a little continuation at some point. Maybe explore how they'll act towards the end of 2 year mining contract.
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>>9134860
>That doesn't exclude them from being eventually slaughtered for their meat
It doesn't necessarily include it either.

>the first thing that comes to people's minds when they hear "livestock" is farm animals that are destined to be food
No thats the first thing that come to your mind.
I think it says a lot about your diet that the only kind of food you can think of an animal producing is meat.
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>>9135235
and fact I worked on farms has a kid
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>>9135257
>and fact I worked on farms has a kid
What the hell does this mean?
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>>9134510
>>9134710

You are Anon. Your family has been in the dairy business for generations and has managed it to build up a milk and cheese empire, based on the family farm. You managed it to survive many changes and even the morph wave couldn’t destroy it. Now there are anthro cows walking around, but the feral ones also still exist. After nearly 20 years of family farm you decided to leave your family behind and start something new. As for everything else there are always rich people who want something special. Like "Anthro Milk" special.

You drive your small van into the side street and turn of the engine. Through the small door you step into the stowage and inspect the equipment one last time. The steel framework is tightly bolted to the floor and ready to accept its squirming load. The milking machine is fully powered, the tank is empty and cleaned. A shelf on the side is holding your tools, butt plugs, blindfolds, gags, vibrators and whips and paddles. You pick up one of the vibrating eggs and turn it on, listening to the high powered hum before you turn it off and place it back again. The walls of your van have been reinforced and made soundproof, to prevent any noise from getting out. The double door at the end of the small room is locked, so you quickly open it and step outside.
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>>9135376
You are standing between two big brick walls in the suburb of the big city. Your first target of the day is close and you really have to hurry up now, the delivery is expected for this evening and Mr. Daci is not someone who is unused to wait for his delicacies. Buying anthro milk is nearly impossible. Not only do the anthros them self see it as crude and despising, but the ones that would sell their milk are mostly the dirty and unkempt. Mr. Daci only wants the best milk for his coffee, so here you are. Your way leads you to a small fence that is separating the sidewalk from a small garden. In this garden you can spot your target. Mrs. Moo, 43 Years old, mother. Her husband and her son have gone on a camping trip for the weekend and she is alone now. Currently she is enjoying the sun while lying on a wooden bench. She seems to sleep so you take out a directional microphone and listen to her breathing. Slow and shallow, she is deep asleep. You quickly check your surrounding and jump over the fence to sneak in her direction. Soon you are standing beside her and marvel at the size of her breasts. Her massive bags are held by a pink bra, that is struggling to confine her EE-cups. You pick a small box from your pocket and let one of the pills inside slip into her mouth. Than you walk back to your van and park in her driveway.

As you come back to the anthro cow you notice that she is still asleep and has not moved. The sleeping pill is definitely working. You grab her arms, hook yourself under and slowly lift her up to drag her from her bench into her house, the garden door is open. Once inside you quickly strip her of her clothes, until only her bra and an equally pink pair of panties remain. You open the front door and your own van doors, so that they block the view to any outsider. Of course you prepared your van for this. Big letters on the side label it as a pest controllers van.
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>>9118287
>This one is for the guy who wanted a story about a human lost in a world of anthros
Yes Final-
>(You)
Oh that me
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>>9135393
Nobody ever notices you and if they do they are mostly to busy to gossip about the vermin in the neighbors house.

Soon you managed it to drag the sleeping woman into your van and fixed her to the steel framework. Her upper body is turned over while her knees are slightly bend. Her legs are separated and shackled to the floor. It looks like she is bending over something, while thrusting her ass into the air. Her arms are tied behind her back, forcing her shoulder blades together and her breasts out. Once everything is tied down you place the gag in her slightly open mouth and the blindfold over her eyes. Her bra is the next thing, you simply open the clasp and let it fall to the ground. Her breasts spill forward, waiting for your delicate touch. Right now however is not the right time to start milking her. The milk of anthro cows is always much more tasty and creamy if they are sexually aroused before you start. With that in mind you step up to the shelf and grab the vibrating egg and a butt plug before you slowly pull down her panties. You only do so until you can see the pink ring of her sphincter, nestled between two wonderful cheeks of white and black fur. You spill a little bit of lube on it and press the egg inside. Her muscles soon swallow the little plastic toy, the cord still leading to the remote in your hand.
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>>9118404
thank anon, pastebin?
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>>9135415
Next is the butt plug that is sealing her up before you pull her panties back and tug the remote in the waistband. You turn it on, listen to the soft hum inside her butt and grab a handful of her ass cheek. The vibrations are making it jiggle like a bowl of jelly. Pleased with yourself you sit back down before the steering wheel and drive your van slowly away from her house, into the industrial area. After nearly 10 minutes you can hear the first moans and muffled screams from behind you as your load is waking up from her slumber. You close the door and take a look at your clock. She should be ready for the harvest in about 20 minutes. Plenty of time for you to find a parking spot.

End of Chapter 1

https://pastebin.com/CMSLhJyK
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>>9135376
>>9135393
>>9135415
>>9135457
Wow this was unexpected.
Thanks cheetah-anon.
I just noticed you also did the katie greentexts.
Is this going to turn out like those?
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>>9135573
What do you mean with that ?
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>>9135649
The lab mouse fic?
Is this going to have much in common with it?
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>>9135439
https://pastebin.com/wPkcJ9Yk
It's nothing anon, here ya go.
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>>9135684
Not really. Katie was about experiments done to a lab rat. This is more of a milking/slavery experience
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Is it possible for anthros and humans to have children together?
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>>9136126
Totally dependent on the setting. Will say that it should be mostly consistent. So if humans can't impregnate a canine qt then shit like shark/orca hybrids shouldn't exist either.
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>>9136377
The Elder Scrolls series has a work around for that. A child will always be the same race it's mother, with some physical attributes of hte father.
The son of a male human and a female khajiit will be a khajiit, but may have the fur color of his father's hair, and similar height/build.
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>>9136787
then you have the whole business with the moon phases and whatnot deciding if the kids is just a cat eared elf or a horse sized sabertooth tiger
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Here's something I wanna know your thoughts about. How do you anons like your anthros?

>Normal human body structure and size
>A bit more feral with digitigrade legs
>A bunch more feral with big size, digitigrade legs, and bulkier torso
>Straight up feral on two legs
>Something inbetween that that have features from some, to all of them
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>>9136814
well yeah, these are the same anthro cat people that once went to the moon by climbing on top of each other's shoulders. Maybe argonians would have been a better example? It's also assumed that the monkey people, tiger people, and slug people from akivir and wherever are also capable of interracial breeding
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>>9136899
3 and 4 there do it for me.
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>>9136899
>A bit more feral with digitigrade legs
>A bunch more feral with big size, digitigrade legs, and bulkier torso
>Straight up feral on two legs
these are good, but art style also has a lot to do with it
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>>9136899
I really like digitigrade legs since that makes their butt stick out and gives them a sexy hip sway.
When it comes to their size I'd prefer it if they took inspiration from their animals.
So for example mice would be tiny, wolfs would be just under human size and elephants would amazonian/mini-giantess sized.

Now lets add on to your question.
Do you like anthros to have multinips or just the 2?
If you like multinips then do you prefer them to be like pic related, descending in size or all the same size?
What about non-mammals having no nipples at all?
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>>9137103
Not him, but different species have different number of nips. It largely depends on average litter size. Hell, some even have an odd number of nipples.
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>>9137157
Yeah thats why I asked about how they were arranged sizewise, not how many there are.
Well it only applies to species with more or less than 2 nipples anyways.
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>>9136899
Depends entirely on the artist really.
Though I do prefer their size be scaled to the original animal.
A 7ft thompson gazelle just makes me 'WTF'

>>9137103
I prefer just 2, since the evolutionary mechanics of human like female breasts are complicated enough without adding more.
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>>9136899
From your picture, I'm good with all of those except four. I need them to be humanish, so tits are a must, but I also prefer them to be more than just humans + bits (ie monstergirl syndrome). I also prefer their size to be related to their species, but not to an extreme. Like say, a 5'6" mouse anthro as opposed to a 3'4" midget or some shit. So while giraffes and shit are tall, they're tall by human standards, so they hang around 7'2" on average and up to 9'0" or something on the extreme end.

5 is definitely my favorite, though. Gotta still have some wildness attached to my waifu. In relation to that, 'wild' instincts and behaviors (to a degree, no pissing on the furniture to mark it as theirs or some shit) are also really nice. Again, they're animal people, not people with animal bits. So sensitive noses, heat cycles, aggressive behavior in predator species, jumpiness in prey species, things like that.

>>9137103
I've never been a fan of multinips or multibreasts, honestly. Granted, if I do have to go with multiple breasts, then definitely in descending size, but only up to three pairs. So full size, a reduced size, and then flat chested for the last pair.

I'm not into non-mammals because I'm fucking boring like that, but it's a toss up between having titties in the first place and toned flat chests.
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>>9136899

I'm going to have to go with #1. Sorry.

Yes, it's boring and plain. But I have this weird pet peeve that my waifu's body makes sense in terms of evolution, biology, and physics.
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>>9138516
>he says in a thread about fucking animal woman/fantasy races/aliens/mutants/etc
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>>9136787

Wait, wait. When did this become possible in The Elder Scrolls universe?
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>>9138582

Yeah, well, I'd like to kiss someone on the lips instead of their snout or whatever. Meh.
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>>9137103
Lets go even further.
What about animal pussy?
Do you like your anthro's to be anatomically correct, same as a human or some mix of the two?
Or do you take on a case by case basis?
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>>9138682
You do realize a snout doesn't mean the species doesn't have lips. Horses have lips bigger than humans and much more dexterous than ours.
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>>9118404
Fucking love it
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>>9138625
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/notes-racial-phylogeny-and-biology

This has been a readable book in every game since morrowind
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>>9138766
Usually prefer anatomical correct to a degree. I say this because certain species physically wouldn't be able to have normal sex with a human. Felines for instance, tigers/lions/etc are fuck huge, but have tiny dicks. This means the females are built for dicks that small so an average sized human wouldn't even be able to fit in them. And this isn't even taking into account of non mammalian species or the ever weirdness that is marsupials.
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>>9138770

True.

But let's be honest here: Do you really think you'd be that comfortable locking lips with something that might be considered TOO animal looking?

Sure, you might say, "What the fuck ever." now. But at the moment truth?
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>>9138766
I'm okay with animal pussy, but I doubt a lot of people is okay with the fact that it exist. To me, it's the way its drawn.
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>>9138935
Yes actually. The stuff posted in this thread is more normal than some of the stuff I like. My xenophilia is stronger than you think.
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>>9138905

This Anon and I are on the same wavelength.
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>>9136899
>human male penis goes in Female Anthropomorphic animal with a human vagina.
it's all the fucking same. there's nothing special about it.
>>9118404
fascinating...
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>>9136899
Mostly human.

A human torso with tits is a must. Gotta have those funbags.
But I also like digitigrade legs a lot, for some reason. Adds exotic-ness, I suppose.
Hands could be whatever, although claws are hot.
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>>9135457
I enjoy the whole "kidnapping and milking" idea, but not the use of sex toys. I wish you have the character have sex with the lady. The chapter felt short to me, hope you continue this with different cowgirls in the future.
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>>9138905
>>9138766
Man, you put a lot more thought into that than I would ever bother.

I just don't like how animal snatch looks. And horse pussy looks especially disgusting.
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>>9139426
then don't date a horse
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>>9118139
>bully is girl
>the bullyong is her flirting
Gimme sum dat /ss/, boy
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>>9139487
That actually fits spotted hyenas more than you think. Older female and younger male is a pretty typical pairing for the species. Now that I think about it, that's true for quite a few species as well.
>great white females aren't able to have pups until they're 30
>older females are usually bigger and have more experiencing so they can usually take on the younger females
>when a new male lion takes over a pride the females he gets will all almost be older than him
>etc
fucking nature is more kinky than anything we could imagine
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I have two requests: a hyena girl bullying anon but she is actually in love with him and she doesn't know how to express it. Anon bullying a small anthro, maybe a mouse girl, which leads to nonconsensual sex and it leads to her enjoying it and she wants to be anon's cocksleave. One comfy/one lewd.
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>>9139569
>when a new male lion takes over a pride the females he gets will all almost be older than him
>"Ara ara, the strength of youth is so impressive these days, isn't it ladies?"
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>>9140296
>"Ara ara, the strength of youth is so impressive these days, isn't it ladies?"
Titaniumwhite.jpg
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>>9140296
>>9140411
Yeah thats hot and all but don't forget this is the /hmofa/ thread not the /sfur/ thread.
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>>9140537
>lioness captures a human guy on a safari
>finds out how big human dicks are compared to male lions and the lack of barbs
>gets a power trip out of being the bigger and stronger one for a change
>convinces the other lioness the fun of fucking the human into the ground
>they now have a boy toy they can boss around, but also need to protect
>maybe the local spotted hyena clan wants to bruise his pelvis too and tries to steal him
>maybe some other females from different species try to molest him too
>and the human guy is pretty much constantly switching between being aroused and terrified, sometimes both at once
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>>9140537
Replace "male lion" with "male human" and you get your /hmofa/ story right there.
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>>9140669
I like this. Someone needs to create a 20-chapter greentext story with this.
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>>9140537
Yeah so just make it a human, makes it even hotter because its more taboo.
>>9140669
Scarousal is the best.
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>>9140537
>>9140411
>Semi-taught martial artist anon needs some cash
>Signs up for a local tournament he saw advertised on the laundrymat bulletin board. It's been a few years but what the hell
>wtf this an anthro tournament
>They got claws and shit
>Does pretty well anyways, but loses in semi-finals
>Gets approached by two lioness 'sisters' who think he's pretty rough around the edges but with some polish could be more than just decent
>Insert training montages and 'training' montages
R8 me
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>>9140669
>>9140895
someone make those into doujins
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>>9136126
I wrote a quick thing explaining anime style demi-humans as the result of such meetings. The scenario I built basically followed some events in 10th century Europe. A large human kingdom was regularly raided by hordes of anthro creatures from the mountain range bordering their northern border. The border dukes didn't have forces mobile or hearty enough to patrol the area adequately and couldn't muster the armies to counter-invade. Besides, the mountains are garbage territory, if the anthros had nice land they wouldn't need to raid. The lowland humans could easily swat aside an invasion due to their castles, discipline, and armor, but raids were sapping the economy.

In response, one human king recruited the most powerful tribe of snow leopards to settle the border lands if they would serve as his vessel. Being happy to escape the fridged wastes, the new leader of this territory migrated his people to the human land, began living in human castles, and created a new race of half breeds. Other human lords were not happy about this, but what could they do? Now the border is guarded and the economy is back on track again. [spoiler]basically humans are French, anthros are Norse, demi-humans are Normas[/spoiler]
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>>9134510
I once made an aborted attempt to make a game with this premise inspired by free cities.
Never went anywhere with it though.
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>>9141548
>Read this post
>Expect nekos
>Get medieval geo-politics instead
Neat
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>>9141548
older time periods with anthros involved can make for some fun alt-history scenarios
>pirates with aquatic/semi-aquatic anthros
>Germanic tribes with wolf anthros together
>Romulus and Remus raised by a wolf anthro mother
>Indians and horse anthros on the great plains
>the other Indians with tiger and elephant anthros
>feudal Japan with anthro foxes, tanukis, snakes, horses, and so forth
>etc
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>>9142355
>Indians and horse anthros
It'd be dog anthros and buffalo anthros. horses weren't introduced until the white man came.
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>>9142355
Aren't cows sacred in india?
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>>9142406
just about every animals is
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>>9142406
Cows were worshiped in a lot of ancient cultures.
Hathor best goddess by the way.
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>>9142537
pretty sure cats were the most common around the world
smug little bastards
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>>9142537
Correct
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>>9142560
If we're counting big cats then yeah, probably, but if you're just talking about the little household shits then I can't really think of anyone that worshiped them as gods besides the egyptians.
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>>9142560
And what do cats love? Milk
And what do cows produce? Milk

Cows: 1 Cats: 0

>>9142566
My nigga.
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>>9142629
Milk isn't actually good for cats and shouldn't be given to them. Cartoons are the main reason this sort of thing is perpetuated. Also, cows didn't help fight off the black plague.
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>tfw can't see the appeal behind literal cowtits or horses because my family owns a farm and all I see when people post them is a reminder of getting up ass before the sun to move them to the next acre or something equally bullshit that early in the morning
Farm work is good for you, but goddamn I don't get it. All I see is work.
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>>9142852
Making them anthros comes with the bonus of them no longer being retards even by animal standards.
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>>9113837
Female Hyena taking over a human tribe pastebin when?
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>>9142852
>Farmer that owns a farm of sexy farm animale babes.
I would love to see a porn parody of a farmer promoting his product made from female furs
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So, what would a trash trailer human male would go for a trash trailer furry gal?
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fuck trash and fuck human scum.
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>>9118416
TRAPS ARE GAY
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>>9140895
>wtf this an anthro tournament
>They got claws and shit

This is something maybe worth discussing.
How would making a fist work for anthros, specifically those that still have working claws.
The ability to make a proper fist to use as a bludgeoning weapon is something not even other primates can do properly. Trying to do it with claws is asking to have your palms punctured.
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>>9137103
Shit, i didn't expect to see my friend's OC posted tonight. I mean, if you like multinips, she's got you covered.
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>>9138905
>anatomical correct
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>>9149407
anthro martial arts would involve a lot of sweeping and throwing, considering digitigrade legs don't do kicking all that well, as well as open palm jabs and strikes.

For species with protruding claws, the common courtesy I imagine would be to either wear a heavy padded glove like a boxing glove, and/ or to trim the claws down to rounded and shorter nubs.

Most strikes would also be ruled to target abdomen, arms and legs, avoiding groin and neck to avoid lasting injury.
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>>9136899
>>Straight up feral on two legs
Is very nice but I also like huge tits so
>A bit more feral with digitigrade legs
is good too.
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>>9137103
Multinip is fine but multibreast is just adding too much, starts to become aesthetically unappealing.

>>9138766
I like it to have qualities of the real thing but not an exact copy, those tend to be a bit gross.
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>>9136899
>human torso, everything else feral
that's how I like my anthros best
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>>9149695
I envision lots of open palm strikes.
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>>9131057
Fuck that's cute.
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>>9150939
So effectively an openly complicated and choreographed bitch slap contest.

And in comparison a human martial artist would seem like a fucking terminator if the guy had some endurance and tolerance of pain.
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>>9151232
No, the human would be fucked against most predator species. A tiger play swatting at a ball has enough force to cave a man's chest in. Grapples won't work on a lot of species too due to most being more flexible. Even a lot of prey species would be really strong. Imagine a human sized rabbit that knew kickboxing.
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>>9151261
A tiger would be something like 3 or 4 weight categories higher than a human heavy weight in the first place.
If you scale them down to 'human' proportions though it's likely an other story.
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>>9151261
A human's strength is in their endurance. Most animals can out sprint us, but we can marathon better than any other animal on the planet. That and out ability to throw. We can toss further than a gorilla can, simply becuase we're built to fling spears at things.
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>>9151346
There's also the issue with smaller species who evolved to be stronger even though they're smaller. Leopards are smaller big cats, but can drag full grown zebras up trees and weasels hunt and kill rabbits that pretty much 3 times their size. Then you have shit like honey badgers who despite being small can chase off lions due to various advantages they have.
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>>9151387
The issue is we're talking about one on one fights where you can't run or throw things. Using your example of a gorilla, a single punch from one could kill a human.
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>>9151346
>3 or 4 weight categories
ok I overestimated weight categories
they go up only by 6-10kg so even a small tiger would be something like 10-15 categories higher.
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>>9151261
Human durability is actually pretty kickass compared to many other species.

IIRC stamina is something humans have in huge amounts. Along with healing, but that wouldn't matter in a match, of course. But while a human fighter would lose in terms of muscle, humans would be naturals at slowly working down an opponent and simply outlasting them, if they could avoid brutal clashes.
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>>9151421
The biggest issue is accidental clawings. Many species can't retract their claws and most pop out on reflex too. Even of they were filed down they can still cause some really bad damage.
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>>9151396
>>9151421
Speaking of adaptations, something to remember is that animals would likely loose some of their physical advantages when transitioning to intelligence.
Brains use a bunch of energy and as humans got more intelligent our ancestors started loosing superfluous physical traits, like bigger stronger jaws, to be able to power the damn things.
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>>9151418
humans would probably end up in the same weight class as some larger canines or lighter-weight kangaroos.
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>>9134510
Fuck what these niggas saying I'd love it, slaughters and all.
>a set of anthro girls who cum from pain as well as pleasure, and enjoy being culled or watching others get culled
>a harem of horny cow girls getting wet at the sight of a naked farmer with a bolt gun and an axe
>a bloody horny day carting off half the done-in girls and fucking the rest to exhaustion
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Friendly reminder that doggos have no cheeks and can't give oral.
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>>9151730
>long wide thick tongue
they can give oral, but it's going to be sloppy
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>>9151772
The worst kind of blowjob.
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one useful thing a human could take advantage of in being stuck in an area/planet/fantasy setting/etc where anthros were the majority is becoming a masseuse/groomer of sorts. With how good human hands are for petting and scratching you'd be raking it in. Getting paid to paid to touch fluffy tail and all.
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>>9151806
In any kind of civilized setting the inhabitants must have evolved more flexible hands for tool crafting.
You are stuck as being the weird naked monkey.
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>>9151845
Then you could join a circus.
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>>9151845
Not necessarily, if they have claws/fangs then the need to make weapons wouldn't be has high a need. At least until stuff like armor starts getting into the mix, but then you have species built in armor.
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>>9151510
You have extreme tastes. I don't think this thread is right for you.
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>>9145248
Gator gals of course
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Found an awesome gift while browsing /efg/ on /d/:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6475483

Wait. Do monstergirl count as anthro?
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>>9145248
I think you ment trailor trash, not trash trailer. Either gators , dogs, does, and maybe wolves.
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>>9151845
>not playing up the fact that you're a weird naked monkey
>not getting free bananas wherever you go
>not abusing monkey and ape puns
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>>9152170
When we say anthro, think furry.

Monstergirls are shit tier, they're just humans with accessories.
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>>9152170
Depends on the monstergirl.

If it's just a human girl with certain inhuman appendages or whatever, then no.
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>>9152250
>>9152318

Ah. Okay. Got it.
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Why do anthro girls think human dicks are so much better than anthro dicks?
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>>9152778
that vary from species to species
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>>9152778
>Pleasing in shape
>Attached to a male with more stamina than anthros
>Human fingers and lips as added bonuses for foreplay
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>>9152814
>go down on a feline
>she discovers humans have smooth tongues
>she's probably screaming to marry her while orgasming
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>>9152836
Yeah but then again your cat wife has a sandpaper tongue.
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>>9152858
As long as the bristles are the size of a house cat's tongue it should be alright. It's like people don't get their hands groomed by their pet cats or something.
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>>9152907
The bigger the cat the bigger the tongue barbs are. Even house cats licking your arm can become painful quickly.
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>>9152836
>anthro feline discovers human male penis isn't barbed so it won't tear her vag into shreds
>human not only gives feline oral, but can mate with her enough times that it will (assuming their reproductive cycle is similar to actual cats and species are compatible) ensure fertilization in one blissful go
>even in the case of genetic incompatibility, anthro felines start gossiping to their friends about the blissful rollercoaster ride mating with a male human is
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>>9152968
>can become painful quickly

Three whole minutes, because my cat is weird, and no pain.

You are right about proportion and size, however if their skulls are neotenized (look it up) it's possible that they'd have everything in mini compared to the animals they're based on.
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>>9153040
neotony is more house cat thing, any of the big cat species aren't going to have that
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>>9153217
Sapients likely would though if we're following a pattern like >>9151845

We're very neotenized compared to other apes.
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>>9152982
>but can mate with her enough times that it will (assuming their reproductive cycle is similar to actual cats
Thats not how a cats reproductive cycle works.
It's not the sex that triggers ovulation it the males cats barbs.
If your penis isn't barbed then it's not going to get her pregnant.
Which has it's own benefits.
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>>9153271
Feline mating is also different. They have sex hundreds of times over several days, but each time last a couple seconds. And that can be cut even shorter when the females gets irritated by the dicks barbs and starts getting bitey and swiping at the male.
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>>9153271
>If your penis isn't barbed then it's not going to get her pregnant.
I find that hard to believe.

An animal's heat it usually triggered by ovulation. I can believe that the stimulation from the barbs increases the odds for pregnancy, but I would be seriously surprised if it's a necessity.
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>>9153620
Nope that is how cat reproduction works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Reproduction
>upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation.
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>>9131028
It was a good read. Shame, that it seems to have gotten relatively ignored.

You should probably share it in /scaly/ if you haven't already.
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>>9153620
Cats are seasonally polyestrous which means their heat cycles are determined by the seasons not timing of ovulation.
Female cats will go into heat during the warmer months of spring and summer and go out of it during fall and winter.
This is probably because kittens born during warm seasons are much more likely to survive than ones born in the dead of winter.
Consequentially cats who live in tropical regions where it's warm year round will also be in heat year round.
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>>9153761

I'm on it.
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>>9153677
>>9153775
Huh. How about that...

Alright, I stand corrected.
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>>9153677
>>9153677
Can't cats be artificially inseminated? Wouldn't that mean the barbs aren't needed for impregnation?
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>>9153889
If you're artificially inseminating a cat then the vet will have to artifically induce ovulation via a dose of 100 IU hCG.
So I suppose your anthro cat waifu could get pregnant that way.
Makes for great birth control.
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>>9154418
>7 years later
>The bard never fucked the elf
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>>9135457
Chapter 2: Milk time

It takes you nearly half an hour to find a suitable parking spot in the industrial area. Your van is now standing on the asphalt in front of an old factory, once used for the manufacture of yoghurt. How fitting. You shut down the engine, stand up from your seat and step through the door. The smell of arousal is hitting you almost immediately. Mrs. Moo is struggling and squirming, her breasts are swinging around, while her absolutely drenched panties drip a clear fluid on the ground. As you close the door again her screams peak and another stream of juice is shooting out of her. You have no idea how many orgasms she already had but from the looks of it it you would guess not more than 3. You grab the remote and turn off the vibrator. Her screams stop and are replaced by heavy breathing and sobs. You grab one of the paddles from the wall and position yourself behind her, slowly hitting her on her fluffy cheeks. Once you captured her attention you lean closer to her and start to whisper into her ear. “I will now remove your gag and ask you a few questions. If you don't answer or try to scream I will put it back, spank your ass until it is glowing and turn on the vibrator again. You got that ?” You don’t wait for her answer and quickly open the clamp, pulling the big red ball out of her mouth. Her first words are nearly unintelligible, soft moans and hard breathing mixed with sobs. After a few moments you can clearly understand her: “Please...let me go, I promise I won't tell..mhh” The ball is back in her mouth before she can even finish the sentence. “I thought I had told you how this is going to go” You turn the vibrator back on and smack her right cheek with the paddle. This time you put much more force into it, watching her jiggle while the smacks resound in your van, underlaid by her muffled screams and the buzz of the vibrator.
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>>9155305
“Ok, lets try this again” You remove the gag again, this time it takes Mrs. Moo a little more time to catch herself. She also stays silent. “Good, looks like you learned a thing. Some of the others took nearly 2 hours until they got the message” You can hear her swallow hard but, to her credit, she does not say anything. “I will not ask you a few personal questions and you will answer them. Ok ?” Her breathing is slowly starting to quicken before she answers: “Ok”.

“Wonderful, lets start with your personal data. Age ?” “43 years” “Weight ?” “74 Kilo” Full name ?” “Annabelle Moo” You nod and write down her answers on the paper sheet. “Do you smoke ?” “No, never did” “Do you drink alcohol ?” “Sometimes a glass of red wine” More notes on your sheet. “How big are your tits ?” “Mh..ng.why..?” You quickly smack her ass again and listen to her ungagged scream. “Hey Anna. I could just feel myself but I am asking you, answer me” “30 EE” “See ? Was that so difficult ? Now another question: What color and how big is your clitoris ?” “You can't be serious with...mhhh” Gag, vibrator, paddle, another 10 minutes of squirming.
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>>9155326
“Let me repeat myself, color and size of your clit ?. If you don't answer me I will check myself. Those panties lock like they could need a change” “Hah..hah...hah...Its pink ok...hah..and its the size of a marble...hah...please stop..*sob*..” How often do you masturbate ?” She is starting to cry now. “No..please stop..I don't want this please...” You sigh and turn on the vibrator in her butt again. “Haaahhh....no...turn it of.....ahhhh” “Sounds like you are quite a buttslut. If you don't want this little thing to vibrate stronger you better start to answer How often ?” “Hahhh...once ore twice a week..ahhh..please...ahh” “Thats not really much. I would have betted that you would polish your pearl every day. Is it sensitive ?” “Hnghh...Yes.....ahhhh...please....why ?” “Why all these questions ?. Well the first ones were for your milk production and these ones are for my entertainment.” “Ahh...milk...uhhh ?” “Yes, milk. You see I work in the dairy business. Right now I am harvesting girls like you and sell the milk to my customers.” She is not responding, only moaning and breathing. “Next are a few decisions. I will give you two possibilities and you decide. First one: Would you rather go to work naked or with a buzzing vibrator in your butt ?” “Nghhh...”
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>>9155343
“And the last one: You catch your son while he is busy masturbating. Which hole of yours do you use to give him some relief ?” “Nghh..ahh..nooo..please...I would never....ahhh” You increase the vibrations again, her squirming is getting stronger. “Which hole ?” “Ahhhhhh...my mouth..ahhh..noo..please.....Ioaaahhhh” Her orgasm is running through her body, forcing another wave of pussy juice into her soaked panties. “Ok, we are done here, time to milk you” You stand up from your chair and place one of her nipples between your fingers, slowly pressing down on it. A small drop of milk is running down your hand and you quickly lick it up. Its sweet and creamy, ready for the harvest. “Here is what is going to happen now. I will gag you again, wash your nipples and place the milkers on them. While they work I will move your panties aside and press a vibrator directly on your clit, ok ?” “Ahh.ah.ah.ahh..no..please stop..I will...mhhh” You turn away from the squirming cow girl and check the suction of the milkers. Everything is working fine, lets get moving.

End of chapter 2
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>>9155362
Hurray, another chapter. Still, is he going to fuck the cow or will he just use the toys and be done with it. Also your chapters seem short.
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>>9155305
>>9155326
>>9155343
>>9155362
Sweet gentle Jesus, that's some prime grade erection juice. Keep up the outstanding work!
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>>9155437
Well yes. But at least I post them every day

>>9155569
I will, don't worry. Thanks for your praise
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What are my chances of getting a fic done based on this pic by Hayton?
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>>9156408
Why is it called space moneky ?
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>>9156408
I'm pretty sure Hayton does whole image sets. Got the rest?
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>>9136899
Straight up feral on two legs
(and without huge, spherical humanoid mammaries)

Yes, it's rather exotic (and off-putting to many). But I have this weird pet peeve that my waifu's body makes sense in terms of evolution, biology, and physics.
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>>9153271
(Not him, but a single, very easily synthetized hormone supplement would easily have her ovulating, without any artificial barb stimulation or anything.)
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>>9155305
>>9155326
>>9155343
>>9155362
HRnnng, keep it up, you madman

I have it on good authority that some -very- high-paying discreet customers like the milk from slim, fit, athletic and sporty cheetah-morphs too!
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>>9157288
I already said that 3 hours ago >>9154019
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>>9156760

Sure. Why not?
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>>9158530
>>9158517
>>9158508
>>9158492
>>9158479
Is it more or does it feel like this guy's art is traced over 3d models?

Something about it doesn't look like actual art
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>>9159592
it is, he makes the models then traces over them
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>>9159592
Yeah that literally is how he does it.
He's pretty open about it.
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>>9159616
How does he do it though? Does he make detailed models and trace over them, or do he make plain models, and trace while adding the necessary details to the drawing?
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>human children are way more defenseless than most other babies of different species
imagine how much they'd set off the maternal instincts of certain species
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Which species are the most severely underrated?
I'd say elephants don't get nearly as much love as they should.
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>>9162223
>the piercings and body paint would be put on easier by smaller more deft human hands
>imagine being the one to grope and paint her with your bare hands
Also figure people would get a kick out of this. African elephants don't like black people. Since pretty much all the poachers are native Africans elephants now associate that skin color of humans with poachers/danger and are more hostile towards them.
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Okay, reading through this thread has confused me as to what some people are after

Some people post as if suddenly every animal in the world became...whatever you call a talking animal person. So like, mid-hunt a jaguar becomes a person you can discuss the finer points of power metal with. Like, they're still connected to their previous behaviors prior to becoming people. The family dog is still the family dog, just now she has tits and opinions on fashion.

And then there seems to be another part of the thread that treats animal people as a second society that just co-habits the world with humans. Like, cows can be found in farming counties, but that's because cow families tend to be farmers by the magic of handwaved theming, not that they used to be literal farm animals at some point in time. Maybe it's because there is an animal country somewhere, or maybe it's our world but some people just happen to be animals, just like some people happen to be of a different race.

Which is your flavor, /hmofa/?
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>>9162450
You're going to get a different answer from just about everyone here. There's no unified setting everyone is using/going off of. We're just throwing around ideas for fun and content creators here decide on their own how each story's setting is.
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>>9162450
I'm the writer for the coco and bailey fic.
The settings I use are pretty much wholesale made up for the specific story I'm making.
Though I prefer to draw inspiration from real life where I can.
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Since predators wouldn't really exist for anthros would certain animals like rats and bunnies still spew out multiple babies despite not having to worry about their offspring being hunted down by predators
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>>9162611
That's not something that can be breed out of a species. Cats and dogs have had the advantage of human care and protection for ages, but still have large litters.
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>>9124204
Lucy and Amaya are more suited for human penis
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>>9162611
Not really relevant but while researching the cat heat cycles I learned something interesting about rabbits.
Like cats rabbits are induced ovulators but unlike cats inducing ovulation in rabbits is ridiculously easy.
All that is required to get a female rabbit to ovulate is to let her smell or even just see a male rabbit.
So you could have an anthro rabbit girl walk up to you on the street and tell you that seeing you caused her to ovulate right now and have it actually be true.
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>>9162741
>flemish giant rabbit anthros
all aboard to broken pelvis town
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>>9162223
You would like Karno
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>>9162690
Is that rule 63 David?
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>>9162223
mustelids don't get enough love and attention
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>>9162817
If you want to really shatter your pelvis you can try nuralagus on for size.
It's the largest rabbit to have ever existed.
Though it doesn't look much like modern rabbits.
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>>9163003
no its crossdressing David
and that makes it funny
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>>9163059
Ancient species could be fun to mess with
>sabertooth tiger anthros hunting humans to use them for some relief
>mammoth anthros deciding the poor little furless things need protecting from the cold
>cave bears snu snu humans
>Austrilla used to have some mega lizards
>the US used to have giant sloths bigger than bears
>Egyptian animal worship could be made lewder with anthros
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>>9163077
More like what makes it hot.
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>>9163158
Why limit yourself to animals which co-existed with humans?
Why not go full jurassic park and mix prehistoric animals in?
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>>9163343
Because scales are gross feeling, I like tits, and my 'tism prevents me from enjoying lizards with tits.
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>>9163403
Nigger have you ever held a snake or a Uromastyx?
They feel wonderful
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>>9163343
Do you even watch Jurassic Park? Do you know what happen when the dinosaurs are resurrected and escape custody? A hostile FUCKIN takeover! They will either conquer the world or destroy it.
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>>9163403
Don't like scales?
Maybe you'd prefer something smoother, like the tully monster?
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>>9163530
This makes me uncomfortable as fuck
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>>9163530
looks like the fucking spermcell of a sea lamprey
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>>9163343
How do you fuck something that big
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>>9131028
Holy shit. Nice.
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>>9162223
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Just_A_User here, just posting this to say that the second chapter of Stray is ready, but I'm not posting it right now because it's super fucking late here where I live and I'm tired as shit.

I'll post it when I wake up.
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Shocked no ones mentioned bats
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>>9170010
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Bats reproductive system is capable of storing semen for several months at a time. Their also capable of controlling if the egg is inseminated.
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>>9170272
oops, forgot a spot
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>>9170350
I think he was wearing shoes anon.
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>>9167463
Huge clitdicks are hot as fuck.
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>>9122365
No reason they could walk scuttle or skulk along the ocean floor most times.
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>>9166860
Yay
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New thread

>>9171396
>>9171396
>>9171396
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>>9162450
I prefer either co-existence or a very limited number of people or anthros appearing in the other's world. Mass change/evolution/magical fuckery is fine too, but I generally prefer either an outsider comes to a new place and meets new people kind of fiction or a setting where there are preexisting rules about how people interact.
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>>9170717
Nope, both feet color and left hand color have the similar color properties, he is barefoot.
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>>9142403
Hi there. I'm a Native American. We have had painted ponies and pintos since before the white men showed up. Who are you, exactly? Where are you getting your information from?
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>>9173648
The spanish brought horses to the new world, faggot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_in_the_United_States
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