/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Kiss Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/gvs7Xx7
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos", New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
>"There Will Be Chaos" preview available on Free Comic Book Day, May 6th; Full Book on May 9th
http://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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Upcoming:
Pets Peeved (Monday: 5/15)
>Lana brings a new pet home, which the kids generously overload with attention. This causes the other pets to plan to get rid of it.
Out of the Picture (Tuesday: 5/16)
>In an effort to not be the forgotten men of Royal Woods Elementary, Lincoln and Clyde do whatever it takes to get into yearbook group photos.
Room With a Feud (Wednesday: 5/17)
>Seeing his sisters squabble with their roommates, Lincoln suggests a roommate shuffle based on a compatibility test he and Clyde took.
Spell It Out (Thursday: 5/18)
>Tired of her siblings walking all over her, Lucy turns to a spell book once owned by Great Grandma Harriet to teach her siblings a lesson.
Relative Chaos (Saturday/Memorial Day: 5/29)
>When Ronnie Anne and Bobby visit their crazy extended family, Bobby fits in great, but Ronnie Anne struggles with the smothering nature of their relatives.
She's a treasure
She's a treasure.
He's a treasure!
What does Lyncoln smell like?
>>9108029
Pure love
>>9107948
https://pastebin.com/u/Faggot13
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
>>9108029
Shit.
Which it is.
Shit
>>9108552
Why are you shilling, SadWriter?
>>9108418
That's a cute Lynn
I guess i have time for 1 more request
>>9108585
Tabbycoln
I'm a meme.
>>9108572
I need the views.
>>9108572
he's on a roll
>>9108585
Happy Celeste
>>9108585
This with Lincoln and the Loud sisters of your choice
>>9108585
Leni shooting dice in a back alley
>>9108585
cactus OR. sweet man. love the detail around Lily's eyes
>>9108585
Pic related with Lincoln and Luna, and Lincoln saying "Is this a Loud House reference?" instead.
>>9108610
Seconding
Have a Lynn. She's short!
>>9107948
>>9108585
draw another yandere Lily. this time something really edgy
>>9108613
>mfw I had something like this happen to me
>>9108633
just means she's closer to your dick.
Who/What gets on your nerves the worst here?
Can be a type of poster, a discord user, or even ship content!
>>9108633
I want Lynn to jerk me off from the back
>>9108655
unf nice
>>9108633
Lynn is huge, HUGE
>>9108665
/pol/ Vs tumblr
I am so sick of that shit.
Incoming boob grab in 3...2...1...
>>9108714
Is there a fic about Lori and Bobby doing something heavy petting?
>>9108714
Fic where Lincoln molests Lori WHEN?
Were you molested as a child /tlhg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTgdvT6DcX8
Anyone here play Nuclear Throne? Asking for comrade.
>>9108838
No
>tfw you didn't get diddled because you were a tubby little butterball and there were pretty boys everywhere.
>>9108853
No and get a new comrade
>>9108853
yep but i don't got the multiplayer mod thingy
Good morning! Nice to wake up to a lovely spring day and dubs.
>>9108887
>8887
>Not 8888
>>9108887
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>9108871
Shut up Nerd
>>9108845
I DIDN'T need to see that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38JZwkN9kxk
Loud House reminds me of the Our Gang shorts to some extent. don't you agree?
>>9108908
but Luan, you are my waifu...
>>9108908
>t. Pretty little altar boy
No matter how much communion wine you drink it'll never get the taste of Father O'Malley out of your mouth.
Everybody loves Luan
Why is Linka so cute?
>>9108948
swing and a miss
>>9108919
How random but I kinda like it
>>9108960
Easter was last month pal.
I wouldn't mind fertilizing her egg though
>>9108960
I don't.
>>9108887
Am I crazy or is there some kind of text in her hair?
>>9109031
Woah, you're right!
>>9109031
No, and the fact that it's all straight and vertical lines makes me think of some kind of middle eastern language.
Is Monster a good anime? Asking for my next door neighbor's dog, Sam.
>>9108993
>"Let's go at it like rabbits Lincoln!"
What did she mean by this?
>>9109068
Looks like Armenian.
>>9109070
No and get a new next door neighbor's dog, Sam
>>9109031
>>9109057
>>9109068
DEEPEST LORE
>>9108645
how many edges would you give this pick?
>>9108963
Because she's based off Lincoln who is also cute
https://pastebin.com/UcJ3gxy6
>>9109075
Go away
>>9109121
2 points
>>9109121
Like tree fiddy
Is Luna a good Loud? Asking for a big guy.
>>9109159
No and get a new big guy
>>9108963
She's best boy with long hair, how would she not be cute?
Here's another one where I can see some kind of pattern in her hair.
>>9109188
is this loss?
https://pastebin.com/5YKBukC3
>>9109188
I swear Lynn fags always find a new way to be the worst.
>>9109159
Luna loud is that crazy chick that hangs around middle schoolers and dunks there asses into basketball rims.
>Linka blocks your way
What do?
>>9109242
>>9109242
knock her ass out
>>9109226
I'm not a Lynnfag.
what if Lisa got dumber with age, and leveled-off with an IQ of 100? What would her character theme become?
>>9109265
I guess she'd become an ugly Leni.
>>9109276
IQ of 100 is an average IQ. Leni is probably lower.
>>9109265
Didn't we have an episode like this?
>>9109265
a bitter has-been trying to reclaim her past glory.
>>9109285
gas station lincoln dreaming the worst cases senior for all of his sisters. I love that this means Lincoln does not want Clyde to get together with Lori.
>>9109311
>Implying
He probably didn't want his friend getting married because it would kill their relationship.
>>9109311
No, I mean the episode where Lisa wants to fit more in 5th grade.
I can't remember the title of the episode.
>>9109255
>>9109249
>Linka fights back and wins
Have you ever seen the face of perfection?
>>9109341
Yes, it looks like this.
>>9109341
It can't be perfect without a bruise or two
>>9109341
>>9109341
Of course.
>>9109346
>>9109353
>>9109341
no contest
Hey faggot, we're on the beach, so why don't you take off your shirt?
>>9109507
I'm ashamed of my body
>>9109507
y..you too
>>9108649
Storytime
>>9109507
Yes
Bully me more Lola
My boner only grow stronger
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Six Years to a Mistake (Oh yeah, uh, this is a WIP)<<
Author: GregorioFalzar
WIP - http://pastebin.com/r8V32ahZ
Last Update: 13-12-2016
>Lori was bold at Lincoln's age.
NEWS & Q/A
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/168/One-shot-collection
nightmareking
>Update at line 44
https://pastebin.com/HhbV4AaQ
Bad Luck Lincoln (A Loud House x Teen Titans crossover)
Mike-the-mic
>Bonus good ending included in the pastebin. For now, that's all folks.
https://pastebin.com/90YYJr99
It's All Ogre But The Crying
RedditAnon
>Starts at line 267.
https://pastebin.com/2LKv6vpE
Going Away Present: Chapter Two- Leni
Ultrahand
>update at line 544
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR
Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
Mike-the-mic
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12375900/6/Babysitter-From-Heaven
Weavillain
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12201839/28/Stories-And-Tales-From-Dimension-63
Omega Ultra
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431581/5/The-Prodigal-Lincoln-Stigmata
CaptainDarko2.0
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12468002/2/Lincoln-Addiction
TormentedRaven2000
>i might as well be dead edition
https://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel (WIP)
NewbWriter
>Hope you enjoyed.
https://pastebin.com/tGBgVUCD
Widdle Wouds: Wesolution
Oddball464
>That's the end. I hope you all enjoyed this short story
https://pastebin.com/edit/2WC0svL3
Lincoln's Quadruple Date
Greentexts LEWD
smallface
>here it is
https://pastebin.com/V3VwYZEu
Lynncoln CYOA (WIP)
Faggot13
>Updating the Lincoln and Liberty get adopted fic. Here's a Pastebin with what I have so far:
http://pastebin.com/XmmmT3JW
Lincoln and Liberty Loud
Yaridovich23
>>9109563
Thanks.
>>9109563
>>9109584
>>9109563
kys spammer
>>9109507
Because I have horrible scars I don't want people to see.
>>9109640
stretch marks*
>>9109644
I wish
>>9109644
>have sudden growth spurt at age 14
>stretch marks make back look like a disgusting shaved tiger
>>9109680
>>9108838
Yes, neighbor from across the street. Did it to me and both my sisters. my older sister seems to be ok but is always in a relationship with guys 7 years older than her. Younger sister is fine but can't stand being alone in a house and uncontrollably drinks if no one is around to say no.
As for me, I fell into depression and felt weird for years before I got over it during high school and admitted to my parents what he did to us. He got the slammer for 10 years and got out last year. I'm pretty sure what he did to me is the reason why I played video games every day of my life to forget what happened.
I want to marry Luna and live happily together, if you catch my drift.
>>9109680
Is that metaphorical? Cause that could be anyone.
>>9109786
I want to die
>>9109786
I don't understand. Can you explain?
I found a lynncoln comic
>>9109817
what is a thot
>>9109832
(you)
I'm sure many have mentioned it before, but I'm just now realizing that Rita's hips are "good birthing hips". Which makes sense since she has 11 kids.
Also, does it bother anyone else that she is the only one without an L first name? what a strange choice. Why not name some of the kids with R first names, or give both the mom and dad L first names.
>>9109786
I want to pick up a runaway Lupa and help her overcome the existential depression resulting from the knowledge that she is an incest baby and her self-hating thoughts that she is the reason her parents are stuck together eking out a living in Detroit, having cut all ties to their family.
>>9109786
>>9109803
Anon is alluding to the 60's rock song So Happy Together by The Turtles. It's about a suicide pact between two lovers.
>>9109832
>>9109884
>It's about a suicide pact between two lovers.
They're not "lovers". It's sung from the perspective of a stalker. There are no explicit mentions of murder-suicide, kidnapping, or rape.
>>9109988
getcho thottie ass outta here
http://xcartx.com/584-the-loud-house-porn-comics-free.html
>>9110005
oh noes, ya got me
>>9110027
That's been in the booru forever.
I mean I'm not gonna complain, it's my go to when i need to fap to Lynncoln
>>9109518
It's pretty dead so sure why not. Don't get your hopes up im bad at telling stories
I was in 8th grade at the time and I lived fairly close to the school. One Friday after school I came home to an empty house so I was ready to chill and play RE4. Before I could even take off my shoes there was a knock at the door. Two girls from my class were standing at my door way. I was pretty good friends with them but it was odd for them to just show up. They said they just wanted to hang out since my place so close and their volleyball game wasn't for a few hours. I didn't see any harm in it so I figured why not.
What comes next is a blur of confusion, embarrassment, and regret. Before I knew it these girls were messing around in my room. Even so far as to wear some of my new shirts. Well, I was getting rather annoyed but that's when things got weird. One girl started taking off my pants then proceeds to feel me up. Suddenly I didn't care so much. The other girl told me to relax and she'd cook some food.
The next part happened so fast. We took the party to the living room where things escalated. One girl went into the kitchen and started making Mac&cheese (horribly) while the other girl started disrobing. It didn't last long though. The cook started making a mess in the kitchen which I couldn't ignore. We walk over to a mess when the topless girl decides she wants to try her hand at the Mac&cheese. If you think it can't get worse you're wrong. The fire alarm decided it wanted to join in on the fun as well.
In the commotion I couldn't hear the door open. The chaos was silenced by a loud shriek. It was my mother who arrived home early from work. Only to catch her son, without pants stand next to two girls one of which is topless, standing over a messy kitchen. The two girls practically
ran out the door, I wish I had thought of that. My mother proceeds to kick my ass up and down the house for about two months.
Sorry for the late reply. I'm at work.
>>9109711
That's fucked up man.
>>9109849
Maybe it a Loud family tradition? So when Lynn Sr. asked Rita for her blessings she was fine with the L names
>>9110446
did you knock your mother's teeth out after you get older?
>>9110446
were they qts tho?
>>9110609
Shit, are you still in contact with them?
>>9110446
That is some bad stuff my man damn what a terrible situation that must have been
>>9110475
The worst part is that I don't really feel anything but confusion and pity out of him. He was a cool guy and then he gone and took advantage of 6 year old me. Both my sister's say he did it for years with them.
This is why I like this show and place, it's nice to see a big cute animated family get along with each other, and then the people here make it completely fucked and twisted which fits my kind of humor perfectly. Fukken nice
>>9109861
How exactly would you go about helping her?
This is a huwhite thread. nigs, spics, kikes beat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBeuzs0lko
>>9110621
Nah fell out around freshman year.
But I had a few more adventures with them.
I got a beej at the public library from the titty monster and had to jump through the window to get away from her mother who found out what we were doing.
And I lost my virginty to hips.
>>9110754
Never ever
>>9110785
Daddy?
>>9110640
Providing emotional support, shoulder to cry on, sounding board for ideas, basically just being there for her and making sure she doesn't self-harm or anything. Probably not gonna ask where she's from for a while until she's comfortable around me and in the meantime just help take care of her like coking meals and providing a place to stay. Assuming she doesn't leave me out of guilt for "making me deal with her shit" and I find out the gist of why she ran away then I'd probably try to get her to get back in contact with her parents because they'd have to be worried about her. Admittedly I wouldn't push it too hard because if they're the reason she ran then she might close herself off emotionally to avoid having to deal.
>>9110640
I don't think you can. It probably go down like this.
https://youtu.be/eyaLoaUbExk
>>9110754
>>9110805
Got no kids
Got no wife
My days are free
From woes and strife.
>Lincoln sat on the couch reading comics
>In his underwear
>He hears someone walk down the stairs and into the living room
>They sit on the couch, next to Lincoln
>He lowers his comic a bit to see who it was
>It was Lynn
>He was about to go back to reading when he does a double take at Lynn
>She wasn't wearing her normal red shorts
>She was wearing a pair of blue jeans
>It was strange to see her in jeans
>Lincoln didn't even know she had a pair of jeans
>He shrugs it off and returns to his comic
>"Oof!"
>It sounded like someone fell down
>Lincoln looks up over the back of the couch
>Lucy was in front of the kitchen, getting up from the ground
>It looks like she tripped over the over-sized pair of jeans she was wearing
>She got back on her feet and continued to the kitchen
>The bottom of the legs were being dragged under her feet.
>That was all Lincoln needed to see to understand that something funny was going on
>He got up from the couch and walked up the stairs
>As soon as he reached the top, Luna did a power slide out of her room
>Lincoln immediately noticed she was wearing a pair of jeans too small for her
>The front of the legs were torn, probably from all the sliding
>Lincoln continued down the hall to his room
>Lola and Lana appeared before him
>Their entire bodies were each in a pant leg of a pair of jeans, stretching the denim
>"Hi Lincoln!"
>They hopped passed him
>Lincoln decided not to think about it, yet, and continued on the path
>He reaches his door and is about to open it
>When he noticed Lily on the floor, laying in a pair of jeans
>The belt of the pants went up to her neck
>She giggled as he feet kicked wildly in the pants
>"Commenshing firsht tesht run for pantaloonizer."
>Inside Lisa and Lily's room was Lisa being held in the air by a machine
>The machine gently lowered Lisa into a relatively giant pair of jeans
>His attention returned to his door
>He firmly grasped the handle and slowly turned it
>>9110994
Yes and yes. Her father would beat and rape her while her mother did nothing about it.
>>9110994
Tell her that I can't do anything about it and she has to go back. We may also hang out from time to time
Give Lynn a hug!
>>9110994
Then I won't force the issue, though I'd make sure she knows that if she ever changes her mind that I'll support her every step of the way, and I'll accept that I'm now responsible for her, whatever that entails. After that it'd basically be taking care of her; making sure she's fed, clothed, and the place we're at is relatively nice. Education-wise, I'd basically have to homeschool her since enrolling a kid requires specific identifying paperwork that I don't have, then we'd have to work to get her a GED.
>>9111110
No more hugs, Lynn
>>9111110
Every time I'm in the street I hear
"Yawk! Yawk! Yawk! Yawk!"
>>9111051
>The door slowly creaked open
>Inside was what he feared most
>Leni stood next to his bed, wearing a pair of recently made jean shorts
>The cut off pant legs laid on his bed
>"This looks totes adorable."
>Next to her was Lori
>She leaned against the walls
>Furiously trying to put on the jeans she had
>She couldn't get them to go passed her butt
>Luan appeared from behind the door
>"What do you think, Lincoln? Now you're not the only one with some good GENES! Haha, get it?"
>Lincoln has never been more confused in his entire life
>He opened his mouth to ask why
>But quickly closed it
>No answer could they gave could suffice
>He just turns around and heads back downstairs
>Back onto the couch and back to his comic book
>God damn is his family weird sometimes
A few of you might remember seeing this story before. It's cuz you have. I'm rewriting some of my old greentexts and saving them to my pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/7CC5Wk18
Lynn stinks.
>>9111110
That's not a hug, you know.
>>9109507
You first.
>>9111177
And she wouldn't have it any other way.
>9111111
...zzz...
>>9111245
How would Linka attempt to obtain victory?
>>9111271
I don't see Linka
>>9111271
With a swift cunt punt to Lynn
Also, fuck Jump Jump
>>9111271
this is cancerous.
>people actually praise JJ
for what reason.
>>9111287
Well, JJ was from a time where CCs had respect around here
>>9111287
He's a nice guy, even if he's a britbong.
>>9111279
She crossed dimensions to be with her true love, she's not just gonna kneel down to those bitches.
>>9111251
NICE CRACK SHIP, LOUD
>>9111301
Suck it, bitter old man!
>>9111224
Was it rape?
>>9111311
>Thinking you can rape boys
Rape is for elves and women, of which Lincoln is neither.
>>9111340
Is Bunsen not cancelled yet?
Last I heard, Nick shoved it onto Nicktoons
How do you upload in the booru?
>>9111351
look at the bottom of the page and press "add"
>>9111332
It's not rape if it's an elf.
>>9111367
We know that, but they don't and the idea of being violated by a beastly human makes them fight harder, which makes things more fun.
>>9111301
That's crack? That seems pretty tame.
Now HaroldxLola would be a crack ship
>>9111289
He's going to jail for drawing porn of a REAL MINOR. The party van is on it's way to his house right now, I bet.
>>9111379
>HaroldXLola
Get on my level scrub, GeoXPark Ranger all day everyday.
>>9111395
JJ didn't drew any porn, aval0nx did.
JJ drew an SFW one.
Just realized that JumpJump has the same abbreviation as John Joseco.
>>9111378
>humans raping elves
Disgusting. Elf rape is for orcs only. It's there reparation for being didndus.
>>9111400
That's some powerful crack
>>9108845
Reiner is the armored titan and Bertolt is the colossal titan.
Erwin Smith dies.
Armin eats bertolt and becomes the colossal titan.
>>9111449
Thanks for the update
>>9111500
eww awful
>>9111505
I agree. Needs more thicc
Will you guys join The Church of Linka?
gimme a story idea
>>9111514
No
>>9111517
Lola and Lana try to go back to their home completely naked because they've lost a bet
>>9111517
One of Lucy's nightly summoning rituals works, but instead of a ghastly spirit she somehow manages to make contact with herself(?) from future.
Don't bully the mexiloli
>>9111517
Linka and LIncoln isekai.
>>9111516
I have my doubts about that
>>9111535
BULLY
Reminder that Linka is ugly.
>>9111541
what is isekai?
>>9111548
Everybody knows that
Welp, looks like the Linkafags are out again.
how come in all Lynn episodes, Lincoln gets the shit end of the stick?
>>9111554
Stories like re:zero.
Generally characters thrown into a fantasy world most commonly video games.
>>9111548
Great ass tho
>>9111517
Lori, Luan, and Lana can't sleep so they decide to take a trip to the gas station to get some soda and snacks. The sisters deepen their bonds and learn more about each other.
>>9111569
Cause Lynn is a shit sister
>>9111561
I don't.
Primarily because it's false.
>>9111569
Lynn is objectively and canon worst sister!
>>9111569
Lincoln is a loser and usually brings it upon himself.
>>9111583
She's nothing special now, but she'll definitely be a looker when she gets older
Linka is just precious tbph.
>>9111548
Not as ugly as Luan
>>9111572
So she's a shrimp girl?
SHRIMP GIRL: girls that are like shrimp; you eat the body, and ignore the head.
>>9111596
>Implications
Loki would've pulled the exact same stunt Lori did.
Oh boy here it comes.
>>9111622
This one.
http://lgbtloudhouse.tumblr.com/
Better Thread: >>9111632
Heres a dumb story idea.
The Louds receive a break-in, and one of the Police Officer who helps them through the ordeal takes a liking to the family and afterwards becomes a family friend of sorts.
As time goes on, the Police Woman helps Lincoln deal with trauma from the break in, and slowly begins to get a little too caring towards Lincoln.
>I might try and actually write this for the fuck of it.
>>9111650
Is this the picture in question?
Dumb ass kids need to learn not to stir drama.
>>9111698
it must feel pretty fucking stupid to have to change Lynn's characterization to make Lynncoln work, as shown in this retarded comic
>>9111698
>>9111705
Lynn would never fucking act like that.
>>9111711
Nope. I don't have with me but it was just a legit innocent picture of the OC.
Thats all.
I can wait
Next thread:
>>9111779
>>9111780
Morning
Hey hey hey! Linka is gay!
>>9111710
Sounds dull
>>9111941
YOU'RE DULL!
>thanks for the criticism.
>>9111964
It wouldn't be so bad if it actually focused on the drama of the family and not some lousy smut
>>9111710
>The Louds receive a break-in, and one of the Police Officer who helps them through the ordeal takes a liking to the family and afterwards becomes a family friend of sorts.
You see, that could be funny, or go somewhere slightly interesting.
>As time goes on, the Police Woman helps Lincoln deal with trauma from the break in
And that could go into some neat things too, though if I saw it on TV I'd think it was one of those afterschool specials
>and slowly begins to get a little too caring towards Lincoln.
And then it just gets generic as fuck with one line.
>>9112047
>>9112063
Kys linkafag.
>>9111563
They've got a few months of constant posting before getting as annoying as Lynnfags
>>9112114
and Lenifags
>>9111395
>trying to invent drama about based drawfags
Go back to tumblr.
Then kill yourself.
>>9112156
Countless.
>>9111734
That's just a reference to Star VS.
>>9115666
>"Why are you in my room Lynn and why are you naked?!"