Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XLVII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet XLVII.
Reigen Arataka
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9103018
Sora
Len
Sonata Dusk
>>9103018
Leviathan
Kazakus
>>9103018
Chie
>>9103018
Rescue Pupper
Inkling
Nonon Jakuzure!
>>9103018
Arashi
Deku
>>9103018
SUPA FOX FIRE
>>9103018
Evil Yin
>>9103048
>plays dirty rat
>pulls you from opponents hand
Futaba Sakura
Haru
Yusuke Kitagawa
>>9103018
Daily life in HG
Late Go
>>9103018
Nozomi Moritomo
Gooseman
BUM BUM BUM
All you have to do
It's ignore the shitposts
But
I don't think I'll be able to help you anymore. Even If it was a little. Someone I really care about it's mad at me because I helped you. So I think I'll simply delete you now.
I hope you can find your inner peace once again and you can stop being an asshole in the threads or to the people who want to help you.
I'd like to help you but I can help someone who doesn't want to be helped and I'd rather delete you than lose someone important. Good Bye.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
BUM BUM BUM
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>entry
>>9103075
KYS FIRST FILLER
>>9103018
a man
Patty
Gascoigne
Pet Shop
>>9103018
Mute spittah
Hotaru's Ass
Emilia
(If I win Ruby ERPs)
Zero
>>9103018
Monster Kid
Caval II
>28 uids
lower to 36 maybe?
Father John Misty
Chizuru Kashiwagi
Leoric the Skeleton King
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Saki
Togame
Medusa
King Kamina
>>9103018
Smolgore's leaked sex tape
Gandalf the Pug
Osamu Dazai
>>9103152
>>9103018
Axel
>>9103036
>>9103038
(For you, let's pause this little fight while the games are going on)
>>9103127
Squall Leonhart
>>9103018
>Better image
>>9103062
Always with tha dirty rats... so hard tah get loyal henchmen these days.
>>9103168
Thanks
>>9103018
Minnie May
>>9103171
...Whatever
S W A P B E G G I N G
Aku
Eric Andre
Tooru
all this filler
Broken Sterling Archer
Man of my word.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9103237
I accept this challenge.
>>9103169
>>9103127
You couldn't be more incorrect but it would be too simple if I did this forever.
>The wind disperses as Elizabeth lands gracefully on the mat.
Ooooh! I feel as if I could just melt away in a pile of ash! I shall wait for your turn.
>>9103250
ur hot
>>9103083
Sorry. Won't happen again!
>>9103237
>>9103075
>>9103207
Swap please.
>>9103237
>>9103118
>>9103207
Swap.
>>9103199
E X T R A
>>9103227
Get a shave for god sake, you look disasterous.
>>9103237
I-I keep forgetting how big of a number 48 is...okaaaay, let's go!
>>9103237
>>9103270
>>9103214
Swap for this one instead.
Caren Hortensia
>>9103273
T H I C C.
>>9103161
Five months? Dang! I was lost for a while.
>>9103237
Let's see what happens!
>>9103237
I would like to congratulate all that have made it. It is only the first step to what may be your victory.
>>9103018
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9103268
Thanks for the spot bro, i appreciate it.
>>9103303
I agree with this idea.
Post Junkodogs
Post Hoshidogs
Post Adachidogs
>>9103332
erp
>>9103227
Baka lazy smelly hobo Gaijin rook rike tom cruise on castaway
>>9103237
What are all these people leaping off their podiums for? The game's about to begin.
>>9103263
>>9103268
>>9103299
>>9103319
On it.
>>9103323
You sure were, little buddy. You just missed out on seeing Smolgore again.
>Pats on the head.
Starting ASAP. Might be a bit slow because I have RAW on my other monitor at the moment.
>>9103349
Littlefinger, Rin, Ahri, Suz
Guts, Yukine
Kamina
>>9103382
>Guts
not anymore senpai
>>9103382
>Littlefinger
>Guts
lel
>>9103382
Hoshi dismissed guts.
>>9103301
>Hugs her daughter weakly
You've grown so much!
>>9103332
I do wish I could have placed her in but it seems I am too late.
>>9103368
If there is still time, please replace me with her>>9103332
>>9103359
I understand not your prattling on small virtual girl. For I am of a higher existence.
>>9103299
Sorry and thank you
>>9103415
nice thumbnail faggot
>>9103419
>>9103368
>>9103120
THIS SACRIFICE IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>9103406
>Hoshi dismissed guts.
More like Guts that dismissed Hoshi
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9050988/#9051136
>>9103382
But I'm an Adachi dog tho
>>9103454
>Littlefinger
>>9103454
Hi Red/Aussa/Emi/Bolin
>>9103454
You're your own dog Rin
BLOODBATH!
Congrats! Now you can go back to watching RAW. Good night.
We got a royal rumble on our hands!
We're all aware of the Queen's reign of terror. No need to remind us, game.
I thought Maid Dragon was PG?
What nose?
>>9103419
>>9103434
...Sorry.
>>9103349
Is Sethdog a thing? 'Cause, yeah.
>>9103436
I didn't even know he was "My Dog". You can't just call yourself my dog cause you dismissed irresponsible comments about me anonymously.
>>9103434
Let's not make this any more difficult for our host. If it is happening at all.
>>9103475
It is fine. I thank you for hosting.
>>9103475
And this is the result of our match! I did warn you after all... um... I didn't even get to know your name. Oh well!
>>9103475
>He walks along, wondering just what went wrong a few moments ago.
>>9103475
>Chie barks.
I forgot I could do that. It's been forever!
>>9103475
>>9103475
>after vomiting her fluff out, she turned around and simply looked disgusted and angry
Never...ever drive again...
>>9103462
>Red
>Aussa
>Emi
>Bolin
Is this some meme I haven't heard of
>>9103475
Everyone in HG is a Sethdog, that's nothing special.
>>9103475
Uhhh...stupid question I know...but; d-do we really need to have the music up so loud? I think my ears are bleeding...
>>9103521
He doesn't understand what it means to be someone's dog.
Welcome back Junko :)
>>9103420
I suggest you don't insult my girl. Otherwise I will turn you into a hydraulic being, Archer.
>>9103475
Here's Minnie May Hopkins coming at ya!
>>9103540
Where is she?
>>9103475
I've been here all along.
Huh, Autocropper usually works with Day 1's Stylish. Oh, well!
DAY 1!
That was not worth the gamble whatsoever. Must've come from one of them liberal arts colleges.
A cat starts to fall for a dog.
God bless you, Chie.
It's better to take him out of the picture now, if you've seen past games.
>>9103522
Then, no one.
>>9103531
Ah.
>>9103560
I'm...preeety sure that's not right.
>>9103560
Impressive. I would prefer to show some tact and contain my excitement, if I had any.
>>9103560
Patty, ya may jus' be a child, but I'm sure ya will make a worthy disciple...
>>9103560
>she rolls her eyes and puts her hands over her mouth, spurting out some beats, looking as bored as all
>>9103554
in discord
>>9103560
While I do understand your plight and am willing to assist you...
>Elizabeth stands dress less as she uses her arm as a bra.
You do intend on giving those back to me, right?
>>9103620
Junko avas Futaba Sakura
>>9103560
It looks like a rainbow threw up on this canvas.
>>9103620
So how is that good for any of us?
>>9103626
TOO PALE
>>9103639
We have a cute irl girl to whiteknight again.
>>9103560
You're welcome.
>>9103541
I need not your automation Kreiger! For I am a stronger being then all others. I am BROKEN STERLING ARCHER!
NIGHT 1!
Ehhh, we've all seen the copypasta. She's probably into that.
That's the only target there even was, Minnie.
Saki hates men.
It says it's from someone initialed "DMG," but honestly, I have no idea who that could be. Do you?
I'm now aware I accidentally made Late Go a female. I don't think he'll mind.
Mute spittah gonna spit some fire soon.
>>9103560
Woah, I'm stunned at how outstandingly bad you are at rapping. It's all right if you're a little bit bad since you are white after all, but this is just... really something else.
>>9103639
Despair games
>>9103660
>We
>Girl
Now that Junko Enoshima has returned to us, will she ask Matsuda-kun to finally post that list?
>>9103680
>Crosses her arms as she refrains from the activity
How unclassy.
>>9103680
Dude, come on, that's private stuff!
>>9103680
>she steps back, before finally running and jumping off the cliff
I believe!
>some say she flied for real, but most agree she just fell to her death
>>9103680
OH GOD! Th-That looks...painful! I think I felt that one...
>>9103683
As-Asian actually...I-I never said I was good at it.
>>9103680
>I am suddenly glad that I don't think there's actually any porn of her
>>9103700
;_;
>>9103648
I quite like my skin. Then again, I haven't left my room in a long time...
Maybe it is subject to change.
>>9103680
I can't believe my eyes. Everything's in black and white.
>She then takes a quick look at herself.
Including myself! How far did I travel to?
DAY 2!
They're all about tacos.
Honestly, I think something else is distracting them.
Sora's with the dogs now.
Saki's found an unlikely partner.
BROKEN
Gee, if only you could melt the ice with those burns of yours...
>>9103741
Chie? Plenty. Not gonna post it though.
>>9103700
>ignores all the other rpers and singles you out because you're hoshi
nice rp
>>9103759
>>9103759
Yeah, let's not do that again, it was a real bad idea from the start...
>>9103672
Did you get into my vitamin K? You're making less sense than Charlene. And she makes no sense.
>>9103759
why...
>>9103742
>Knocks you on the shoulder
Cheerio!
>>9103759
You're going to have to provide an explaination for your ranting. We honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
>>9103759
This'll honestly only end bad for me...but you know what? I-I guess I should try living in the moment? O-Oh god, I'm so going to die for this.
>>9103759
supa cold fox extinguisher
>>9103759
That was a little rude, don't you think? I wouldn't want you to be my chef anytime soon.
>>9103791
Can I have a hybrid pigboy?
>>9103759
I'll be takin' all da drugs, ya can split dah money and guns amongst yaselves.
Dese should prove useful for dah potions...
NIGHT 2!
First, he broke his heart, and now, his brain!
Being around Saki really got to her. I don't blame her.
I'll let you imagine what "laugh" means in that context.
Yes, I gave the dogs cellphones, too. Shut up.
>>9103801
For the glory of Satan, of course!
baron pls host
>>9103759
>>9103813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjlJXPWg_eI
yuno please host after
>Gets ready to drop them b-14 truthbombs
>>9103850
She's already hosted twice dude
>>9103836
...I-It's a rain dance, hahahaha... Haven't you seen one before?
>>9103836
I don't see the point of this at all. Must we go to such lengths to enjoy such a simple dish?
>>9103829
How do you know abo- I mean, I do not do such experiments. Whaaaat?
I disagree with you.
>>9103836
I haaave a better actually. How about we just live with what we got?
>>9103855
DROP EM NIGGA
>>9103870
I agree with him.
>>9103836
Yodelo lale lo he hooooo!
>The woman falls down to her knees, a distant look on her face.
I'm not quite sure how to feel about this pain.
A - Aussa, Adachi, Aikawa, Ayumi, Archer, Aaliyah, Alma, Anon, Ainz, Anime Titties, Asgore, Aqua
B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH, Eric
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
I - Ichigo, Izaya, Iroh
J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, LF
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel, Potatonigger
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Ramsay, Ringabel, Red, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine
Please kill yourselves
>>9103921
I don't get this copypasta
DAY 3!
What the fuck, Aku?
But...he's basically already naked...
A man gets the smallest revenge possible on Saki.
I don't know who gets off worse there: the ass or the bird.
>>9103870
>Posts an argument based 75% in ad hominem and 25% in bias.
>>9103921
But I'm hosting.
>>9103771
>Please tell me you mean the Persona Chie and not this one
>>9103759
>>9103801
>>9103683
So much blood...why does there always have to be blood?
>>9103836
This doesn't seem right. Mister purple, are your cuts supposed to heal that fast? That's not fair at all!
>>9103874
Rei is best girl
>>9103921
Not happening, my life's not my own.
>>9103926
List of hosts. He's telling them to an hero.
>>9103836
That wasn't an accident at all, i watched him poison me! It was on purpose!
>>9103943
Both.
>>9103934
We can follow this flock of penguin to keep warm, no?
>>9103934
I mean do we HAVE to avoid him? If we do something like this I'll just feel bad for the guy...But then again...he is kind of creepy.
>>9103934
Or... Pancakes! We could make pancakes instead!
>>9103960
>sweet jesus not the poor cinnamon roll
>>9103934
Hehe... Ahahah... AHAHA, AHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHA- *ehem*
>>9103934
>With great effort, she rests her head onto the book.
Will this chain of unfortunate events end anytime soon? I may as well get comfortable with my predicament.
>>9103972
>>9103978
And that's why you can't have nice things.
>>9103985
>Traitor senses start going off
NIGHT 3!
Mute spittah is a lucky camper.
Either Gandalf's more powerful than I thought, or the elevatorwoman ain't all I thought she was.
Is that a sign of things to come?
God is really hating the tributes this game.
Birds don't have hair, you idiot.
>>9103921
Rather not. I am enjoying life right now.
>>9104014
Stop, stop! Your fuzzy little paws are tickling me!
>>9104014
Oh man! This is really something else! I guess even in the middle of a warzone flowers can bloom! Nature really is fascinating.
>>9103980
>>9103934
Are you a charm for non-fun? Every time I've seen you it's just been painful.
>>9104014
>rip (?) kazakus
Bad execution.
>>9104014
>He falls to the ground, groaning.
>Then gets back up and uses a healing spell on himself and smirks at her.
Heh... You're gonna have to hit harder than that, if you're gonna beat me!
DAY 4!
Stop me if you've heard this one: three lolis, a black guy, and King Kamina walk into a D&D session...
At least Reigen has some nice company now.
>>9104070
F
>>9104086
>PET SHOP!
>RETIRED!
>>9104086
I-...Well I mean...I-It's not even that noticeable.
>>9104086
>The hook digs itself into the woman's face. She doesn't sow much of a response other than to poke.
I suppose this does hurt somewhat. When shall the pain get unbearable?
>>9104086
So... What's it about?
Space 2: Electric Boogaloo! Were you one of the lucky nine to survive?
>>9104110
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
>>9104146
Black hole? No, that's a warphole... I think.
>Famous last words
>>9104146
>VERY LOUD TERRIFIED SCREECHING
>>9104146
Fuck outta here!
The Symphony ain't stoppin for your bitch ass!
NIGHT 4!
Even if we have post-Arena peace as per usual, Deku's gearing up to make sure we don't have any more.
>>9104211
You know...The movies weren't wrong...this is actually really relaxing.
F E A S T B O Y S
Annnnnd we're already down to four! Only two of them are anime, too! Woo!
>>9104250
Oh hey! You're that creepy pai--
>Gets stabbed in the neck with an icepick
O-Ooohhh...I see how it iiisss--
>Drops dead
DAY 5!
That's just not cool, man, especially after what I just said.
>>9104284
Aww, thanks a ton!
NIGHT 5!
Is it Monster Kid coming back and biting him?
>>9104321
RIP Yusuke
DAY 6!
...I guess it was capitalism. Too bad he turned the tables.
Oh, by the way, it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
>>9104350
BRING IT HOME BABY!!
COME ON!
>>9104350
Gascoigne takes it.
>>9104350
Gascoigne.
Annnnnd, it's over!
>>9104376
I'd party with King Kamina.
>>9104398
>>9104371
>>9104376
>you jinxed it reeeeee
CONGRATULATIONS NONON JAKUZURE!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9104412
I'm sorry.
But first, the Placements.
>>9104398
Sorry, sweetie!~
Shoulda watched where ya stepped!
>>9104417
Thanks for hostin, Asgore!
>>9104398
>>9104417
Throwing barrels? I see you learned much from primates. Congratulations to her. I thank you or hosting.
Annnnd the Summary.
>>9104426
Thanks for hosting mate.
yuno please host
>>9104426
Thanks for the chance.
>>9104426
Thanks for hosting.
Congrats to the winner!
Yo, It's been fun. Wanted to come see familiar faces for a bit and I did.
Seeya!
>>9104426
Hey, great job winning!
Thanks for the match.
>>9104426
>Good job Nonon
>Thanks for hosting PK
>>9104412
S-Sorry
>>9104426
>Thanks for hosting
>>9104417
yeah congrats and thanks for hosting I guess...
>>9104447
Come back anytime. Tata!
>>9104417
Don't know who you are but congrats
>>9104426
Thanks for the game, host
>>9104426
Thanks for the game.
Faggot.
>>9104426
Thanks a bunch for hosting.
>>9104417
Congratulations, you won the game. Good job.
>>9104426
Eugh, 37th place, i am severely disappointed in myself. Thanks for the host anyway.
>>9104426
>>9104427
Congratulations to the DELIGHTFUL Nonon and our WONDERFUL host for the show.
Before a new game starts, I wanted to ask:
Are there any avas from this franchise yet?
C U B I C
/ U / U
C U B I C B
U I U I
B C U B I C
I / I /
C U B I C
>>9104525
edgy
>>9104490
>>9104492
>>9104479
>>9104471
>>9104453
>>9104451
And thank you to all of you too!
>>9104525
Sophistofag's the creepy little girl.
>>9104525
Sachiko and I think that's it.
>>9104417
I like your hair! Congratulations! Thank you for all of this!
>>9104525
Yes. At the very least we have, or had an Ayumi.
>>9104503
>It's cool you're still around, dude! I've been super busy. School, work, etc. I won't bore you with the details. I'll be around to play more characters soon with you.
>All these niggas finally coming back
Actually made me fucking smile for once, god damn.
>>9104598
Who
>>9104598
Who?
>>9104553
>No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9104576
>You'll see me around mostly as Plague Knight and Specter Knight from Shovel Knight now, but I still use Smolgore on occasion. See you around!
>>9104598
Whom'st
>>9104598
>>9104598
Literally who
>>9104525
we already have the edgiest avas imaginable, we don't need any more
>>9104645
>>9104665
>we already have the edgiest avas imaginable
Who?
>>9104677
Who?
>>9104665
Nyuu.
>>9104689
Paige
>>9104696
FUCKING GO CRAZY ALREADY
>>9104683
Hoshi for one.
>>9104665
>>9104540
>well then.
>on a scale of 1 to 10, how edgy would be Shiggy diggy?
>>9104728
Him? About a 7.
>>9104728
If you're gonna do him right, he'd be 12/10.
Have him get off everytime he kills someone.
>>9104677
Quick someone post the paige video so we can continue this shitty joke
>>9104728
>wears nazi style armband like a badge
Pretty edgy desu
>>9104713
Nyuuuu? Nyuu.
>>9104742
but that image was made almost a year before the paige vids were released
>>9104728
>Gurofag cancer
Stop
>>9104740
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2406528
>>9104767
>Triggers you so hard that you fucking lose it
>>9104728
Isn't he the one that was whacking it to corpses?
>>9104790
Pics?
>>9104767
>puts dick in your mouth
>>9104790
That's why they call it corpse party
>>9104742
>>9104778
STOP
>>9104790
Yup. Jerked it to that girl who got fucking smashed against a wall and mashed into meat.
Little did he know, that that was the girl he was crushing on.
>>9104767
Have a shitty old gif with this (you)
>>9104811
Thanks bro
Post what you're listening to and guess avas
>>9104835
wow
>>9104845
Aoi tori
>>9104778
>Read comments
>Is she okay?
>mfw
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5oF0wtq5uE
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHhe6ziuo3k
>>9104835
That's both disgusting and depressing now.
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9pCwKwPEIA
>>9104845
https://youtu.be/afqeBydhpQU
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7qeiZ8-00c
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk
>>9104781
>is visibly confused, almost painfully so
Nyuu!? ...Nyuu!?
>>9104805
>your dick is so laughably small that it's practically Ken doll smooth below your waist
>she pushes your weird, featureless crotch away from her face
Nyuu.
>>9104836
>Kaede a qt, thank N(you)
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiOylPbfV0
>>9104845
https://youtu.be/aWK7L-XzRcY
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cSZ3Vsugso
>>9104860
Try playing Muvluv
>chomp.nope
>>9104903
Gant?
>>9104845
https://youtu.be/jQuph7XqBeY
>>9104893
>Nyuu's you right in the gabber
>>9104862
Kamina
>>9104893
>Kaede
I thought that was Lucy as a kid. Now I have to rewatch it again, again...
>>9104924
lmao but no
>>9104845
Watching monday night RAW
1 hours and 40 minutes
>>9104943
Gorey?
>>9104947
hour
>>9104935
It is, and that's who you posted a picture of baka.
>>9104913
>yeah.
>but rn I'm Gascoigne
>>9104913
Is Gant from neo HG too?
>>9104962
The S was silent.
I should've known that between the edgelords, the assholes and the fuckbois, a Corpse Party ava can't work.
Thanks for the advice either way.
>>9104911
I'm not looking for something to one up that, there's always more fucked up things than what you just saw.
>>9104955
>Well, yes, but I posted what I was listening to before RAW.
>>9104968
>I had zero idea you were also Gascoigne, to be honest.
>>9104955
Incorrect!
>>9104845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>9104968
Ah.
>>9104993
Same, never knew he was also Gascoigne.
>>9104995
Man, So many people watch wrestling here.
>>9105007
this is my fucking jam
>>9104984
I know there is, like the doujin full of fucked up shit I mentioned before.
>god damn aliens with baseball bat dicks rapings lolis till their minds break.
>girls developing holes that double as vagibas all over
>everything from scat to loli gore
Fuck you for showing me that, 4chan!
>>9105016
What's not to like about a bunch of big sweaty half naked men fake fighting each other?
>>9104993
>>9105016
>I didn't think it took much thought.
>>9105041
It's fake wrestling though. It's like watching the fake sex scenes on an HBO series.
>>9104877
>Why thank you.
>>9105064
Its more just like watching an HBO series. Real wrestling it boring as hell.
>>9105064
no it's not fake
it's scripted...
>Wrestling
>Not ufc
ITT : Manchildren
>>9105119
UFC is for spics and wife beaters.
>>9104845
https://youtu.be/I-Y3U85O40Q
>>9105135
>He doesn't occasionally beat his wife
>>9105041
I've never really got into it.
>>9105119
Might as well jump straight to gay porn. Both include sweaty men handling each other.
How's the search for your gf going, HG?
>>9105119
Not wanting to watch a silly drama with acrobatics and strength shows
>>9105157
>Wrestlefag in damage control
>>9105064
But wrestling also has sex scenes in it, remember that time kane fucked a dead chick? Good times.
>>9105102
Wrestling isn't scripted, it's real dammit. Stop ruining my favorite sport.
>>9105169
Don't really see the need for one when I've got a bunch of other people desu.
>>9105169
>tfw gay
not getting a lot of progress on that one pal
>>9105179
Your favorite sport a fake. A fake!
3-gun master race ftw!
>>9105169
>gf
>>9105169
GFs are a waste of time, energy, and money.
>>9105213
BFs are where it's at though, right?
>>9105213
My nigga
>>9105169
>tfw only have one love interest
>she's moving away in 2 months
Seth?
>>9105232
Don't take his bait.
>>9105238
hey its me seth
>>9105169
Oh I don't need to search. I already have a partner.
>>9105169
I already got a BF.
>>9105238
>Stops autofellating
yes?
>>9105213
Are Korean girls that bad? I heard they are bunch of gold diggers
>>9105257
Green? I love your lame shows!
>>9105264
London?
>>9104451
>>9104473
>Throws them back into the fire pit and jumps right in.
>>9105169
Can't find any women.
>>9105264
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>9105232
Having a non-sexual but intimate relationship with another dude is the best thing ever. If it weren't for the butt fucking, gay marriage would be a very viable option for my life choice.
>>9105270
Only the cold hearted bitches in Seoul.
>>9105270
>implying korean women would touch him.
Why do you think he idolizes 15 dollar gay hookers? They are the only ones that will drop trou for him.
>>9105169
Only girl I liked already has a boyfriend and had him for 2 years now
>>9105169
>searching a gf
>not letting the gf search you
>>9105279
>>9105301
who?
>>9105311
Why are you so upset, anon?
>>9105330
It's a meme you dip.
>>9105329
>tfw your sister keeps trying to make moves on you but you brush them off as sisterly affection
>>9105329
This never works, it's the irl version of "no ava wants to talk to me".
>>9105346
Araragi?
>>9105345
Uhh, Alright?
>>9105329
Having a sister as your gf must be fun
>>9105153
Let me show you the greatest wrestling related video ever made, and if it gets you into wrestling or not I guarantee you'll be happy you watched it.
https://youtu.be/cDlD-Qkt92I