/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread. "Two Girls, One Futa."

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Brains...

>>9096314
You're in /ERP/
You'll find none here

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>>9096277
>Only caught the tailend of the last thread's awoo edition

Damn and I was ready to get comfy.

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>>9096149
Pens? I mean, I like them better than pencils.

>>9096185
I will try to live up to your standards.

>>9096204
I mean, I figured Paul wouldn't insult himself, so I did. What can I do to convince you?

>>9096314
Nice tits for a walking corpse

>>9096329
Post only when you're roleplaying for one.

>>9096329
Post a sharpie that hasn't been covered in shit.

>>9096329
Most anons that play 20 questions like that are just shitposting and are better to just ignore.

>>9096314
Cuck.

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>>9096329
>I figured Paul wouldn't insult himself
I don't think you're Paul, but he would and he has when he wants to play the victim.

And holy shit, this captcha.

>>9096407
Holy shit, you cracked it! Paul has been a sentient building this entire time!

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>>9096256
What is an adorable?

>>9096269
It's part of my combat suit. So I have to use it most of the time.
>She grabs his hand and stands up thanks to him. The girl pats her butt to clean the dirt off them.

>>9096281
>She doesn't know what is that sound but it's a good tune.

>>9096293
I don't think this is my fault. When someone else attacks me, it's their fault for standing in front of me.

>>9096297
Hey! Don't take pictures.
>Crossing her arms she tries to cover her body.

>>9096416

Didn't Futurama make that joke?

Post cards.

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>>9096419
Maybe if you weren't wearing such an outrageous and exquisite-looking outfit then you wouldn't be having problems with guys who can't keep their hands on themselves.
>Rance said with a nod as he casually checked out the blonde beauty before her.
Mind you, I'm having a hard time trying not to touch~
Say, what's your name?

>>9096429
I've never watched Futurama so I have no clue.

>>9096239 (Anila)
>With Anila speeding up the pace of her wonderful bosom, Anon starts to breathe heavier as the hastened strokes allowed for his orgasm to build. With each slap of her breasts against his midsection, he lets out a small moan, joining the soft, smacking noises in his otherwise quiet room. He tilts his head back to his sandwiched cock and watches the erotic spectacle of his now wet shaft repeatedly getting swallowed into the deep valley in between those ample orbs , it only furthering his growing arousal.
I don't know...Your breasts...feel really *Mnm* good...though!
>With the next of words ringing in his head, Anon starts to get hypnotized by the bouncing motions she performed for his cock, eyes glued to the perky pink nipples adorning each mound. With her speeding up even further, he can feel himself reaching his limit, as well as a strange sense of drowsiness that was much stronger than he felt before. Throughout all his soft moans, Anon forces himself to warn her, else she'd get hit with a stick surprise.
G-Goddess...I think I'm close...

>>9096314
For an undead abomination you look pretty fuckable.

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>>9096329
Now a real question: pen or quill

>>9096329
(Good time to start a session? Or are you leaving soon?)

>>9096190 -> Dragoness
>He blushed at being corrected yet again, but her relaxed and friendly mood helped to ease him a bit. A bolt of pleasure ran him through as she played with his manhood, he couldn't tell if her skin was naturally that warm or if her dragoness abilities were at work. He almost begged her to continue stroking when she let go, but was surprised as he was pulled down as well on the pillows. While he was over her, his hands moved over her body, running over her toned stomach and slowly approaching her breasts, cupping one gently in his hand.
"I hope I'm not rushing too far ahead here."

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>>9096321 (Adventure anon.)
>Ophelia lets out a short grunt of displeasure and not being able to finish him off, right before squeaking as she is laid out on the smooth rock face behind them. She timidly spreads her legs and gives him full access to her moistened slit, juices spilling freely from the aroused female's cunt. Her entire body was covered in sweat and water, causing it to glisten in the moonlight as he fingers her. Her toes curl and her small hands ball into fists, her breath hitching in her throat as she heads towards her own orgasm.
"Y-You don't have to repay me for something like that."

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>>9096347
I've been waiting for a bite for hours, but I guess I'll just leave, then. Toodles!

>>9096350
Happy?

>>9096365
I'm feeling generous. Besides, it doesn't impact me. The more people know I'm not Paul, the better.

>>9096407
Noted. and yes, that captcha is too real.

>>9096548
Actually, getting a haircut now. I'll be back in a while. Sorry for blog posting so much.

>>9096594
>Ophelia is a slut
>Owain is a cuck

Really activates the almonds

>>9094903
WTF? There are still people who think Jinx is femanon?

>>9096603
Now Butt and timestamp

>>9096594
>Bodyswaping
Owain don't do this to me.

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>>9096478
>Anila kept up her grueling tempo, suddenly eager to make Anon explode between her breasts completely paint her white with his seed. This was working even better than cuddles! She could already feel him starting to go limp and sink into the bed, clearly ready to pass out at any moments. Her heavy chest, she reasoned, would feel all the heavier as it forced him deeper into the bed with every bounce, bringing him closer and closer to both orgasm and sleep.
Uu...make sure you cum lots, okay? I want you to get it alllll over me~!
>She picked up her pace for the final sprint, ready to be desecrated by the human's torrent of semen. The non-lust goddesses weren't supposed to be giving out pleasure like this, but it was purely to help him get to sleep. They'd understand, right? Her lazy thought were interrupted as she felt the shaft begin to twitch again under the duress of her generous mounds, trying to milk him dry between her tits. Anila squished them together, harder this time than before, and gave what she knew would be his final few pumps.
Alright, Anon! Please cum for your goddess! Let it all out over my breasts!

>>9096633
Actually Anon - Bodyswapping is actually a thing in their B-Rank support with eachother.

What's the general opinion of [insert ava here]?

>>9096230 (Jiro)
O-okay, but I want to blow it on your face.
>He asked as he suddenly stood up in front of her, pre-cum already dripping from the tip.

>>9096663
Complete shit tier, ruins every thread

>mfw i was doing a cute rp with elizabeth and fell asleep

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>>9096555
The dragoness ran her fingers through his hair, her chin resting atop his head. She inhaled deeply, her chest raising, before exhaling and allowing small plumes of to dance through the air. Though they did not dissipate in a similar way that her blessing flames did. These hung a few feet above their heads and circled them slowly, gently providing a perfectly controlled heat source for the pair. As he became more confident and allowed his hands to wander, Alexstrasza mimicked his actions. She traced a finger down his stomach and rested just above his groin. Two fingers pinched around his manhood and edge up and down in a slow and rhythmic style. A soft kiss met his forehead.

"You have nothing to worry about, dear child." She reassured once more as he tenderly embraced her chest. Alexstrasza had noted that it was uncommon for mortals to be so passive, though she did not particularly mind the shift in pace. She removed her hand from his manhood for a mere second, before fully grasping it once more between her palm and fingers. Repeating her rhythm, she edged down to the base, before trailing back to the head. "You are not rushing at all. I'm surprised by your passiveness, actually." She admitted, he fingers still dancing through his hair.

>>9096657
Well, I guess I'm buying FE then

>>9096529
Hey Pixie want to fuck?

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>>9096670
[A-Apologies for being so boring.]

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>>9096633
(That's all I got for you anon. Sorry. Never played out a body swap session but I'd be willing to.)

>>9096691
https://serenesforest.net/wiki/index.php/Fates_Supports/Ophelia_Soleil

As an added bonus - Soleil is a raging closet dyke. or at the very least bisexual

>>9096702
Lizzie are you okay with piss?

>>9096702
no i was just really tired. My fault for trying to rp without sleep.

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I thought I'd make one of these for the future. I'll just leave it here now so people can get an idea.

>>9096680
(Glad to see you're back. Decided to go with 100% ignoring the shitposters from now on?)

>>9096738
>Ysera
>Is dead

I swear I'll find you and stomp you in the penis for reminding me.

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>>9096694
I sure do, yup yup yup! Been a whole day since I got some Vitamin D, and I have a deficiency! Whatcha in the mood for, Nonny boy?

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>>9096711
N-Not really.
Sorry.

>>9096717
It happens to all of us.

>>9096703
Body swap is hot as fuck

I need ass in my face.

>>9096775
How about you as a schoolgirl and me as the teacher?

>>9096738
I'd like Sylvanas or Jania. Which one is further out of the trial phase?

>>9096738
>Is also dead
>In a good way
Actually laughed.

>>9096594
>He continued to play with her pussy, spreading her lips to give himself a full view of her flower. His finger soon began to press on the entrance as he pushed it into her. Her love tunnel's warm walls clenching down o the invading appendage as he began to pull it out, only to push it back in again. He continued this while his other hand teased here exposed clit, rubbing it as he pushed her to her climax.
"Of course I do, anything for my partner in adventure. I'll help you feel like a woman whenever you want."

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>>9096790
Why do you not like piss?

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>>9096665
>Juri almost fell flat on her ass as the anon stood up...in fact she kinda did. Juri bits her lip as she continues jerking, the tip almost up against her mouth, causing her to jolt her head back.
He-Hey! At least warn a girl...

>>9096790
Any chance I can try finishing up? I could go through archives and get your last message.

>>9096825
Holy shit dude, take a hint.

>>9096790
Are you interested in doing anything right now?

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>>9096628
That's a big maybe. And certainly not now. Don't get your hopes up.
Buh-bye!

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So what's up with the piss anon? Is he trying to be the new milky wilky?

>>9096873
I think it's the same guy who was posting ''MUH Mommyy... HNGG say something dirty to me''

>>9096873
No, he got dropped by another anon and won't quit bugging people.
Also, fuck toru yano

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>>9096790
(You down to continue with Mi-cute-o's aerial adventure?)

>>9096873
But that would imply that eventually he'll start picking up characters and roleplaying and being one of the better roleplayers here.

>>9096902
>mfw that's exactly what he did.
he picked up harley

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>>9096819
>Ophelia's breast jiggle from her rapid breathing, her first orgasm in quite some time threatening to shake her to her very core. Her pussy walls contract around the man's invading digit, coating it in her lustful secretions with each pump into her throbbing depths. Ophelia turns her head to the side and shuts her eyes, her brow furrowed as her body quakes in the throes of ecstasy. She bites her finger to try and contain her cries as she suddenly cums, coating the man's hand with each burst of fem-cum that bursts from her depths. Each brush of his thumb across her clit makes her squeal in delight, pushing her hips upwards as she basically rides his hand through the apex of her orgasm. When Ophelia's body goes stock still before she falls back to the ground, looking dazed off to the side, a goofy grin plastered across her face.
"S-Superb..."
>>9096796
(I kinda see the appeal but I'd have to RP it.)

>>9096873
>there's a piss anon now
Well, giving up on that fetish.

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>>9096896
>tfw no Ace Trainer Ava
>tfw we rarely ever have any Pokemon avas in the threads

>>9096873
>tfw I have no idea what you're talking about because I read very few posts that aren't from the avas I'm RPing with.

>>9096638
>With each passing second, Anon can feel his muscles relax more and more, as if his body was already getting ready for a long, deep slumber. But there was still a burning sensation growing within his groin, keeping him awake as it was desperate to be released. He can only give the sheep goddess a slow nod in approval to him spraying his cum all over her, then leans back as he felt like his body can lo longer support him. Her last burst of speed coupled with the tightening of the passage between her breasts are just the thing to bring Anon past his limit that she worked dutifully to push him over. With one more slap against his crotch, he releases the heavy load that welled up deep within his sack, shooting rope after thick rope of seed all over Anila's face. As his climax started to fade, his spent member continued to drool some cum, the white, sticky fluid puddling in between the goddess' cleavage. Anon drapes an arm over his eyes while he pants heavily, but his breathing would suddenly go soft as a wave of sleepiness washes through him. That last words he manages to say are
T-Thank you...goddess...
>before he drifts blissfully into a deep sleep.

>>9096918
There was an old pissanon that was the old Tsuyu.
It's a curse.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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>>9096825
Because I find it disgusting.
Sorry.

>>9096836
If you don't mind being slow I can abide.

>>9096842
Sure, although I'll be a tad slow.

>>9096896
No problemo.
Got my last post?

>>9096893
Wouldn't that make him a special anon, then? The pre-good milky wilky anon wouldn't quit bothering people either. Also, you fucking what mate

>>9096902
Didn't he pick up Harley Quinn, though?

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>>9096930

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>>9096754
(Yes, I'll give it a shot.)

>>9096763
(Sorry, anon.)

>>9096814
(I'm more acquainted with Sylvanas' character and have more pictures if that's what you're asking.)

>>9096817
(I try my best. Thank you.)

>>9096914
>>9096966
I've never seen him.

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>>9096953
(I was tempted to be a smartass by screencapping that post and posting it back at you)
(But no, here it is)

>>9096680
>He buried his face further into her bust as he heard her comment, a bit ashamed by it. His head raised up as he met her eyes for the first time since meeting her.
"W-well, it's normal to be like this during sex to me. I am a bit rougher with human girls, but I don't know if you could handle it, plus I'm still a bit in shock from being in bed with a dragonness.
>His breathing quickened as her stroking woke up his cock, causing it to grow fully erect in her warm, firm grasp. He began to suck on her nipple as he became aroused at the situation, respect for an ancient one aside, the woman before him was fucking sexy and he wanted her.

>>9096975
Dawn is too cute to lewd. I'd rather a Shelly or Team Rocket Grunt.

>>9096953
Any characters that you're feeling up to in particular?

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>>9096991
Here I am.
My problem is I suck at anything that isn't a sex scene.

>>9096915
Don't make me gather Soleil pictures for some ebin yuri ar pee, fag

>>9096953
Yeah i'm fine with that, I'll go look for your last post

>>9096953
I want to have loving vanilla sex with Weiss after being terrible human beings and bonding over how disgusting other races are.

>>9097042
How about kinky bondage sex?

>>9096975
>snatches her hair clip

>>9096873
>An anon so bad DMG dropped him

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>>9097058

>>9096980
I'm curious about Sylvanas's "probably won't feel anything during sex." So...what is the aspect of sex that's enjoyable for her? It says she's dominant, but what does she like? Causing pain? Humiliation? Having control over her subbie's pleasure? Likely all of the above but I'm trying to discern what her favorite it, her motivation for any erotic interaction.

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>>9096996
[Well, in that case it's your turn bub.]

>>9097018
Misaka and Elizabeth.
That way I don't have to RP with a third character since I'm slightly busy on the side.

>>9097028
Deal.

>>9097024
You suck at sex scenes, too.

>>9096826
F-fine, I'm gonna cum~!
>His grunts escape as he blows his top. Rope after rope of hot cum shoot forward as he paints his best friend's face white with his seed.

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>>9097027
(Build that folder fag I will hold your hand so tenderly you'll be blushing like an anime school girl for a week.)

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>>9096945
>Her face and chest now completely coated with his seed, Anila began to dutifully clean every drop off of her with her fingers and tongue, ensuring none of it went to waste by dripping down onto the sheets. Human semen was both incredibly salty and potent, two points which came as a brief shock to the sheep goddess. Regardless, she gladly lapped it up and made sure she was nice and clean, save for the thin sheen of saliva she'd given herself in the process. Her own powers had gotten the best of her, and she let out a long, loud yawn as she felt another wave of drowsiness wash over her. Sliding up next to the anon and resting her head against his chest, she shut her eyes and began to drift off to sleep.
Good night...loyal subject.

(Alright, that was a ton of fun! Thanks for helping me break her in. I wanted to do something similar to a weresheep with her, and you were pretty quick to join in on the sleep stuff. Hope you enjoyed!)

>>9097097
That's pretty fucking gay, man

I like it. I'll think about it.

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>>9096930
Welk jeez; what am I? Chopped liver?

>>9097087
Nvm about elizabeth, I don't want to over work you. I can wait for another time, thank you though.

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>>9096930
I-I play Phoebe.

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>>9097060
>Her hair comes spilling down the moment the clip is taken out, falling nearly to her waist. Lips curling into a grimace, the rather stoic girl holds her hand out, silently expectant that he'll give her clip back. She'll trip otherwise.
...

>>9097009
(Buh. That's alright, then)

>>9097100
(I enjoyed it lots! The sleepy bits were fun to think out, although I don't think I spent much time on them. And no problem. I'd love to play around with her more!)

>>9097110
No you're cute, but cute don't cut it with toucans

>>9097137
>pets the tnd

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>>9097090
>Juri shuts her eyes and lets out a little squeak as the cum paints her face white! At least she knows how to take it like a champ. The fighter groans and wipes the cum off her face. She gives the cock a harmless little smack and looks up at the anon.
Ok-Okaay! There you go...one free Handy. Hope you enjoyed it, or whatever.

>>9097110
Ily Stockings

You know why.
>kissu

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>>9097000
"You don't know if I, the Lifebinder and Queen of all dragons can handle rough sex?"The dragoness tutted playful, before giving his body a gentle squeeze. She worked her hand slightly faster over his manhood, pausing at the head to firmly massage it between her fingers. Her other hand slipped from his hair and danced down his back, before curling around his waist and caressing his balls. Gently, she massages and toys with them, her fingers pressing cautiously into the precious jewels between his legs.

As he begins to suck her nipple, she cannot help but smile at the situation. More than happy to oblige to his actions, she gives his length a slightly firmer tugs. "You're certainly a curious one, aren't you? In all my centuries of living I can safely say that I have never been in a situation like this. It's quite nice, I must admit."

>>9097075
(Well, since her nerve endings are dead, she mostly derives pleasure through, as you mentioned, causing pain, humiliating her toys and controlling them sexually. Especially if they're a living partner. Most dominant acts will entertain her, though she derives particular enjoyment from anything that will make them squirm. By any dominant act I do mean it. More for the act itself rather than the sexual pleasure that she may possibly receive, if any at all. I explained myself badly, sorry.)

>>9096738
>Sylvannas
Hey...did you by any chance do a trial run with Sylvannas like, a couple of weeks ago or so?

Because your description of her makes me think of one I saw.

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>>9097157
I prefer the term...u-uh...oh gosh; how am I supposed to say this without sounding like a retard...I-I'm...AWE INSPIRING!

>>9097192
>Na-Nandato? Ya-Yameerrrooooo

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>>9097087
Then...do it. Let your body...Let your heart...surrender to me.
>Mewtwo's own pace quickens significantly. He starts pounding away, relentless, driven, full of renewed intensity knowing Mikoto is so close. She isn't the only one. Mewtwo, of course, seeks his own release as well as he slams his hips against Mikoto's, filling her over and over with his masculine length.
>It does not take long. Mewtwo's pace is replaced by hard individual drives as his orgasm overtakes him. Low grunts escape his throat as each pounding of his hips against hers indicate another burst of cum filling Mikoto's womb. Again. And again. And again. And again, he gives smaller girl the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>9097110
The best

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>>9097199
(I've just started. I've essentially transferred from F-List to here and have already established her personality from there. I'm also basing it off of the HotS quote, "You have no idea how tough it is to do this in heels. Good thing my nerve endings rotted away.")

>>9097139
Ignore silly anons, Dawn is excellent for cumming inside of.

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>>9097107
(Have a good one anonymous poster of good taste!)

>>9097139
>Tossing the clip up and down in his grasp, he whistled in admiration of how her unbound hair framed her features, complete with a thumbs up. He returns the clip once he's done ogling the girl, placing it right back into her palm.

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''Eight trigrams sixty-four palms'' Naruto music can be heard in the background

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>>9097234
The best? O-Oh! Do you actually mean that?! Like for real? We-Well jeez; you really know how to make a girl like me feel special...

>>9097261
Why are you listening to the anime junk? What are you, a weeb?

>>9097218
>pats Flannery's head
More like an adorable idiot.

>>9096915
>He worked her pussy expertly as she climaxed. His finger met a bit of resistance as her walls tightened around it, causing him to have to apply more pressure. when she started to squirt however, he hoped she didn't see him open his mouth to receive it, licking his lips as she seemed to fall motionless after the show. Once she seemed out of it, Anon only just then realized he still hadn't gotten off, he sighed as he pulled himself out of the water and sat on the stone. He gripped his member tightly as he began to pleasure himself, cursing his own actions between gasps and moans.
"Stupid A-anon, her hands were really good too. Whatever, I'll just finish up and clean her up.

>>9097218
LET
ME
FUG
THE
BOTE

:^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>9097261
>Runs like a retard with his arm flailing behind him until he runs off a cliff

>>9097276
Did you just quote my chemical romance?

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>>9097261
I implore you girl, don't try that in an actual fight, ever.
I worry it might be your last.

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>>9097247
I very much agree. A rare Dawn smile for you

>>9097253
...it's just hair.
>With a light tinge to her cheeks, Dawn sets to fixing her mane of indigo tangles. She's not very curvy in the torso, but with her hair lifted, enough of her rounded hips can be seen to enjoy.
You're strange.

>>9097244
Ah, my mistake then. I wasn't sure since the way you describe Sylvannas sounds a lot like one I saw that only posted once then vanished. I thought it might be a trial run, but I see it wasn't.

>F-list
Welcome then. You'll find active takers here, who don't all want to vore you with dicks like on that site. Only a few will want to.
I like your line up, also. Good tastes.

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>you will never fuck the brains out of that grumpy floating head that keeps trashtalking here once in a while

>>9097294
DID YOU JUST QUOTE

>>9097309
I like being trash talked

>>9097310
wrong one,that one comes out during dead hours

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>>9097277
>Flannery shoos the anons hand away and pouts a mighty and totally not adorable pout!
I-I'm neither of those things! I-I'm totally smart! An-And I'm manly too! I'm built like...A MIGHTY BRICK WAAALLLLL!

>>9097286
>kys Rim-c

>>9097179
H-hey, no hitting. I'm sensitive you asshole

>>9097323
After you have a hour logn steamy boatgirl ERP session with me I'll gladly inject air into my veins, lad.

>>9097273
I have never wanted to fuck a gym leader more than you, Flann.

Like, for real. My favorite hands down.

>>9097198
(Nah, that's a fine explanation. Hmmm, so many scene ideas. She could send me on quests that she's just making up to amuse herself. Sort of a lot of mini scenes which might be good for her still being in the trial phase. My other idea is that I could be the ambassador from the Alliance. Anduin seems like the type who's want to reach out and try to have better diplomacy with enemies, and Sylvanas is leader of the whole Horde now. Since I'm just one unarmed human, she accepts me being stationed there as ambassador, but suffice it to say I'm not treated well. I think the quests idea is best, if you have time to play now at all. What do you think?)

>mfw i predicted the anons would confuse the original hanzo for the retard that talked about mcr
shit it's just like that old gypsy woman said it would happen

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>>9097309
You disgust me anon.

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>>9097232
>Despite the cheesy line, Misaka was unable to laugh at all. Instead, the only thing that escaped her lips were the moans of utter pleasure. Eventually, she obeyed him and completely surrender to Mewtwo, mustering all her strength to wrap her arms around, kissing the Pokemon as he pierced her insides with his dick. Her walls wrapped around his member and soon enough she released her juices all over his meaty shaft, mixing with his own cum as she was filled.
Hmmphhh!!!
>Her whole body quivered, arcs of electric energy appearing all over her but not quite shocking her partner, thankfully. After a couple of minutes, Misaka’s breathing returned to normal and soon enough she opened her eyes to look at the psychic creature.
A-Ahhh… T-That… I-I guess… I don’t have to worry because… W-We’re different species… R-Right?


>>9097113
[Really? Dang, now I feel bad.]
[Thanks for being considerate though. <3]

>>9097323
>grabs her massive breast
brick houses don't have tits

>>9097364
>Kissus the Sekibanki

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>>9096738
Are you taking requests from warlocks for who to add to that card? Pic related.

>>9097297
Nice looking hair at that.
>He told himself he was going to stop ogling her once he returned the hairclip. But he ends up staring at the smooth curves of her waist while she's fixing her hair.
Probably. Being around you makes me act and feel strange, it seems.

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>>9097332
Ohhh suck it up; it was barely anything...

>>9097350
And in other news: Water is wet

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>>9097364
HAH!

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the temptation and come out crawling out of your hole you little slut in denial!!

>>9097394
>Faints from this sudden revelation and falls into said water that was indeed wet, then drowns

Avatars;

Who is?
>The cutest
>The sexiest
>The meanest
>The shyest
>The loudest
>The saddest
>The happiest

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>>9097278
"What...What are you doing?"
>Timidly the voice comes from behind the man as the blonde haired girl crawls towards him, her hair draping down the sides of her face from being inundated with water, between her legs her juices still cascade down them from her previous orgasm, still occasionally trembling as she nears him. She shifts around in front of him until her face is buried in his crotch and her plump bare ass is hoisted high into the air. Ophelia gently grasps the man's wrists and pushes them away from his throbbing cock, nuzzling her nose into the underside while taking a deep whiff of his musk.
"You don't have to do that...When I'm right here. It's the least I can do..."
>Ophelia trails off as her tongue flicks past her lips, lashing out to taste his base as well as roll his balls around on her tongue. The salty flavor was addicting, Ophelia sucking on one nut and only releasing it once it was covered with saliva. Afterwards she lays her tongue flat against his underside and drags it upwards, leaving a snail trail of saliva on her way to his tip. Ophelia wraps her small hands around his thickness, stroking her just under where her mouth resides. She timidly swirls her tongue around his leaking head, swallowing any droplets of pre that leak from his opening. Ophelia looks up into the man's eyes as she does so, not entirely sure if she's doing it correctly.

>>9097417
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>9097393
>Kissus Juri

>>9097417
>Mary
>Mecha
>Anons
>Shy
>Blackula
>Jiro
>idk

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>>9097276
''I am not listening to anime junk! Someone was playing the song while I was fighting.'' Karen smiles and rubs the back of her head.

>>9097290
''Hey! That's not your ninja way, come back here!''

>>9097294
''I think you're completely wrong, old man. I am a Karateka! Black belt. I can easily handle any task and any opponent!''

>>9097261
>Pulling out a banner the Anon start yelling!
Go. Go. Go. Tornado Karen!!!

>>9097446
This is the only right answer.

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>>9097417
WHO
IS
DEADLIEST !?

To find out our world-class RPers are testing history's most lethal posts. Using 21st Century technology, we'll see what happens when the two RPers go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is the Deadliest RPer.

>>9097417
You forgot
>The purest

>>9096738
(Additional idea: she brings Arthas' ghost back to torture him.)

>>9097464
Hi Jiro

>>9097393
>Despite just literally cumming on her face, Anon frowns at her response.
Guy's are different you clown, would you like it if I slapped your tit?

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>>9097371
Daily reminder

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>>9097377
We've been over this anon.
Stop doing that.
>>9097398
It's near impossible to resist talking down on lowly perverts like you, anon.

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>>9097322
>tfw GMT is dead hours
What is this quote meme, what did the other guy who picked up Hanzo do?
It's only been like, a few days. I'm almost impressed he's memed it up already.

>>9097448
"Old man?! You uncouth little!-" With a vein bulging on his forehead in almost comical fashion, he breathed in deeply, and blew whatever air he had in a audible sigh.
"Handle any opponent you say, even such an old man like me with many years experience?"

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>>9097464
You mean like the non-erp stuff Descole and Owain have been doing for the past few days?

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>>9097337
>Flannery nervously laughs as the anon states her wants to fuck her. I mean shit, can you blame a guy? I mean; I know she's a fire type gym leader, but the chick's smoking hot!

Th-Thaanks? I'm just going to take the compliment...

>>9097376
>It takes a moment for the gym leader to respond...but she finally pushes the anons hand away from her tit as calmly as she possibly could.
We-Well you seeee...I-I just happen to have big kn-knockers is all.

>>9097198
(Sorry for the long wait, serious writer's block I got here)

>>9097523
Not until I get me some luvin'.
>Kissus again.

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>>9097523
>It's near impossible to resist talking down on lowly perverts like you, anon.

If that's what it takes for you to get into heat, I don't mind!

>>9097529
He fucked up, he was rping and the other ava quoted mcr. Like a sperg he asked her in character
"Did you just quote MCR"
someone has the archive post

>>9097523
Hi Shark Nue. How are you doing?

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>>9097388
>Though no harsh comeback is made, the flustered look on her face says enough about her response. While he's busy looking at her slender body, she takes her white cap off and pulls it down low over his eyes. Childish payback can be the best payback, sometimes.
You're weird. And that makes me feel weird, too. Sometimes.

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>>9097308
(Thank you for the warm welcome. Indeed, F-List got a bit much and having to hunt through the... interesting people to find a partner wasn't worth it.)

>>9097347
(No, I do not have time to play. At all. It's getting late and I'm getting tired. But I should make an appearance tomorrow. You have a fine idea there and I would be perfectly OK with it. If you'd like to discuss it more and have Discord, I wouldn't mind adding you.)

>>9097382
(Ooh, you're in trouble now. I do quite like the idea of playing a warlock's succubus. It's a nice idea.)

>>9097485
(Equally as good.)

>>9097535
(It's OK, don't push yourself. I'm running on empty a bit as well since I'm getting tired.)

>>9097523
>Dives head under the Sekibanki's skirt

>>9097533
Does your carpet match the drapes?

>>9097533
Big knockers? No you're thick.
>Anon smacks Flannery's ass teasing her.

>>9097548
>>9097529
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9053809/#9057094
It's not that MCR was quoted that's funny, what's funny is Hanzo's horrible response

>>9097553
What's your opinion on futa? The other F-List survivors like Mecha and Hotaru loath them.

>>9097553
(Thanks a bunch! Don't keep yourself up for me, we can continue later, sorry for dragging it on. You got a discord or anything?)

>>9097533
>He nods at that, crossing his arms
Good! That was the intention. You're totally hot. Besides the whole fire thing. So...would you be against letting me see more of you?

>>9097553
(When I play the game, I always fantasize that my succubus doesn't obey me, and takes control, and dominates me as we adventure across Azeroth, teasing me and denying me what I really want from her and cuckolding me with NPCs in towns and out in the wild. Sound fun?)

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>>9097445
>Juri; wipes her cheek free of the anons spit...before grinning and diving into an intense lip lock with the poor anon! After what seems like an hour of Juri forcing her tongue down his throat and inappropriate groping...she finally lets go.
Now THAT'S a kiss.

>>9097504
>Juri raises an eyebrow at that silly question. Well of course she wouldn't...but she wouldn't bitch about it.
I probably wouldn't caare. Stop being a baby, I just gave you a handy dandy.

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>>9097580
Well, it's not how I would've played it out.

>>9097531
It just clogs the thread with non lewd bullshit.
It's basically shitposting.

>>9097644
Sounds like you just dislike the two of them, so you'd be angry either way

>>9097553
(Your discord wasn't on your card. If you'd like to add me, mine is AMirthSofar#2290)

>>9097580
I can totally see Hanzo wearing a MCR shirt and a whole lot of eyeliner. Classic 13 year old scene chick that thinks Hot Topic is edgy.

>>9097620
>Anon stands in disbelief and looks at the cute girl that just dominated him.
No, this is a kiss.
>Anon attempts to match her intensity and kisses her back, his tongue already down her throat. Anon's hands on her waist pulling Juri in closer pressing his body against hers.

>>9097553
No problem. I figured it was due after your actual first visit. We're not all that bad, its just a certain few people who harrass people they don' like. Being 4chan, we just have to deal with it.

Anyway, I was hoping to try something with Alex myself, next time I see you around. It seems as though you started early this morning (for me anyway) so I missed most of your active time. Will you only be playing around this time, or is there a chance you'll be around this time of day at some point?

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>>9097538
Please, anon. Don't make me call the police on you.
>>9097545
That'll only happen when hell freezes over.
>>9097549
Hello, Anon. What is it?
>>9097561
>Pushes the anon away
Hey! what do you think you're doing?

>>9097620
It's called an 'Old Fashioned', handy dandy sounds like a kid's show.

>>9097688
>Anon steals the Seki-panties when he's pushed away
I think I am winning!

>>9097688
Go ahead and call em. I'll just keep smothering you in kissus until they come.
>Gives Sekibanki even more kissus

>>9097641
How would've you, expert Hanzo, played it out?

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>>9097570
What you mea--...You know what? Yeah, yeah they do.

>>9097574
Wait; thick? But I work out! I should be fi--
>Flan let out a little squeak as the anon gave Flannery's ass a nice firm smack! Even with the jeans there, they still seemed to jiggle juuust a bit.
He-Hey! Hands oofff!

>>9097598
>The gym leader poked at her own cheek...should she? I mean...this is the kinda place. She shaked her head and pumped her fist; deciding that they'll settle it with a battle.
Suuure....ooonnnlly if you can beat me in a...po-pokemon battle.

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>>9097371
...Is that what you think?
>Even were Mewtwo not to continue, it is likely that that simple question would tell Mikoto all she needed to hear to freak out. Especially considering all the cum the genetic freak had just spilled into her. After all, there's no way she couldn't be pregnant if they were so compatible with how much was inside her. And didn't he say he didn't plan to stop at one?
I am born of ancient DNA of another Pokemon. A clone. And yet, I am different enough that I have another classification.
>Mewtwo's explanation may end up lost on Mikoto as he has also begun to grind against her again, as well as dipping his head down to assault her neck with licks, kisses, and light nips. Though one nip isn't quite so light as he plans to leave a very noticeable hickey on her neck
Pieces needed to be filled in. Pieces of human DNA. You will bare my offspring, Mikoto. Mewtwos of your own. Now let us continue. I have quite a bit left in the tank.

>>9097688
>That'll only happen when hell freezes over.

Aww~ I bet there are more than enough Anon's here who would cuddlefuck you to keep you warm in frozen hell!

>>9097552
Is it a bad kind of weird?
>While he was capable of splitting his attention between staring at her figure and talking, he was unaware that she caught on to his amorous gaze until she's clasped the hat over his eyes. The woolliness of her cap is comfortable despite the fact that it's supposed to be a punishment, bringing him to smile as he brings his hands up to his head.
I don't dislike the way you make me feel, personally. Even if it's strange.

>>9097727
(Middle anon here, i'll be right back gonna go do rl stuff.)

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>>9097529
''Exactly. Even and old man like you! You don't look very tough and I love to have good opponents, old man.'' Karen covers her mouth with one hand and jiggles, knowing how annoyed he got the last time he called him old man. ''I'm not very strong but I assure you I can put up a good fight and even beat you!''

>>9097727
>He blinks, a little surprised, before smiling and patting his own chest
That sounds fair to me! But...how about we up the stakes in that case? If I beat you, you let me touch your naked body. Does that sound fun?

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>>9097662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lam4zD804K

>>9097657
Yeah but I dislike Owain for good reason.
You guys are lucky that Alexstrazasa came back after the shit show Owain put her through

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>>9097663
>Juri was a little shocked! She wasn't expecting the anon to do anything...but now that he isss...might as well have some fun with it. The fighter let out a low laugh and pulled her self into the kiss, managing to force the anons tongue out of her throat, and pushing her own back down his! Paired with her relentless kissing, she proceeded to grope the anons ass, pushing his crotch into her navel. Oh the wonders of being a littke short! Her abs were very clearly defined; and good lord, you could grate cheese on those things! She begins sliwly gyrating her abs up against his crotch, deciding to go that extra nasty little mile.

>>9097698
Whateeever! You're welcome by the way.

>>9097786
Just drop it, let us have the threads back to lewd in.

>>9097775
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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>>9097456
''Flaming Tornado! Gotchu achu!''

>>9097427
(Sorry! I got pulled into something for a bit.)
"You're doing great darling. Just focus on the tip and work the shaft just like that~."
>His head rocked back as he moaned in pleasure. Her uncertain movements and determination mixed together to create quite the experience.
"Perhaps you can fondle my balls a bit, I'm cumming just now so get ready for it."
>He reached down and moved her wet hair out of the way, getting a clear look at the young, stunning and innocent face he was about to cover with his seed.

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>>9097662
What on Earth are you talking about.

>>9097717
No clue.
Admittedly I drag RPs on a lot and am pretty shit when it comes to pacing.
So cutting to the chase so abruptly like that seems very strange to me. To each their own though. He played Hanzo his way and I do me.

>>9097765
"Ever heard it said that looks can be deceiving?" he said, a smug smile spreading across the lower reaches of his face, staring down the girl.
"However, I feel your looks aren't at all misleading; one of a little girl who's too ambitious for her own good." His arms hugged his chest, crossed gracefully upon it.

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>>9097749
>It's all good. Hopefully I'll be home by then. Mobile is ass, desu baka senpai.

>>9097766
>Flannery had complete confidence in herself; so she decided to raise the stakes a little higher.
How about this? If you win; you can do whatever you want to me, m'kay? I hope tjat sounds good, cause I won't lose!

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>>9097592
(I'm perfectly fine with futa assuming it's done well. I like to think I can do a reasonable job at it when requested.)

>>9097596
(Give me yours and I'll add you.)

>>9097614
(It does sound fun, indeed. The servant becoming the master. If you have discord I could add you?)

>>9097660
(I'll add you in a minute.)

>>9097673
(Probably not, it's getting late for me. Awfully sorry..)

>>9097795
Ohh! Uhm.. thanks for that, it was really good. I still want my shit back you know.

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>>9097711
Give those back right this instant, anon.
>Seki reaches for the panties, in an attempt to steal them back
>>9097713
Please anon everything would be a lot easier for everyone if you just stopped doing that.
>>9097741
I would take a pillow over a bunch of perverts any day of the week, anon.

>>9097869
NEVER!
>Anon throws a smoke bomb and vanishes. She will get them back another day.

>>9097839
(TheOtherGuy#3320)

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>>9097795
>Another Juri appears after I posted yesterday.
Well you are doing a much better job than I could so keep up the good work!

>>9097869
A woman after my heart...
>cuddles with his daki of (censored)

-=SHITPOSTER TIER LIST=-

BASED TIER
-VocarooAnon
-CYOAnon

OKAY TIER
-Ermac
-StrawpollAnon

SHIT TIER
-Lolifag
-Mecha

>>9097907
There are many VocarooAnons. We simply bear the torch in his name.

>>9097838
>He gave her a surprised-and suddenly quite excited look of his own.
That sounds perfect! Now I can't lose.
>He pumps his own fist, a look of determination crossing his face like no other. He reaches for his belt, and goes to retrieve one of his own pokemon.
Let's see what you got, Flann. Comon.

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>>9097831
>Ophelia's dainty fingers reaches between the man's legs and begins to roll around his balls within her palm, trying to gauge just how much gooey seed is stuffed within his sack. One hand continues its round trip up and down the length of his cock, her lips chasing it when it pushes down and pulling back when it returns. When Ophelia reaches the head she lashes her tongue across his head, clearing away fluids he may be leaking before diving back down to take him into her mouth. A few light gags make their way past her lips but she continues, determined to feed the male a fraction of the pleasure he gave her. Ophelia soon pulls off and lays her tongue against his frenulum, jerking him off as she shuts her eyes and makes a slight "ahhh" in preparation for his spunk.
"R-Release it when ready. I'll take all that I can."

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>>9097747
...it's the good kind, I think.
>Dawn isn't one to feel much of anything often, preferring to keep her thoughts to herself in favor of analytical quietness. But around him...it's an odd sensation, something between a clogged up throat and a pounding heart, and one that still somehow leaves her hankering for more. No matter how flat her voice is, she knows she wants to be around him. For some reason.
...
>Leaning forward, she keeps her grip on the hat tight, to conceal the incoming kiss that she plants on his lips. It's soft, and a bit awkward, as any first tends to be, but she parts from him still feeling warm.

>>9097907
>Ermac
>Okay

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>>9097861
Huh? Yeah sure, whatever.
>She really had no intention of giving anything back; like at all most likely.

>>9097903
>Thanks senpai. It's always nice to have a dupe around, amirite? The more the merrier.

>>9097869
Wouldn't it just be easier for you? After all, you're the only one I'm kissu'ing~
>Keeps on battering the dullahan's face with kissus.

>>9097907
Nue also posts Vocaroos. Does that qualify him?

>>9097839
Eh, it's alright. I'll just try and get on a little earlier. You seem like a lot of fun-and I do have a soft spot for WoW women, especially dragons and such.

Hope you're having a good experience now.

-=SHITPOSTER TIER LIST=-

BASED TIER
-VocarooAnon
-CYOAnon
-StrawpollAnon

SHIT TIER
-Lolifag
-Mecha

KYS TIER
-Ermac
-Paul

>>9097907
FTFY

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>>9097837
''Uhmm? You don't look deceiving.'' Karen tilts her head to a side, staring at his smug smile. In reality he looked very tough and his tattos were a bit scary but nothing to worry about, she thought. Though maybe he was a gang member! No one uses tattos like those, only criminals. With this in mind and hearing about what he thought about her in this very moment, she assumes her battle stance. Her foot draws a line on the ground which lifts a tiny cloud of dirt as her hands stand in front of her ''My heart is burning with a hundred flames and my body is being controlled by Justice itself. My foes shall fear my presence! For I am going to stop their evil deeds and I won't stop until I achieve my goal.''

>>9097907
>Ermac
>okay
Everything else is fine; no idea who Lolifag is, though

>>9097966
Lurk more.

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>>9097775
How does this image make you feel, VocarooAnon?

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>>9097961
>tfw you're not on the list

>>9097994
Why is there a baguette there?

>>9097907
But Im like on there twice. Am I simultaneously shit and amazing?

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>>9097922
>Flannery pulls out a couple various types of Pokeballs out of tight looking jeans. A grin was plastered across her face as she tosses the balls around.
I'll have you knooow...this is my personal team! You better get ready for a rough time!

>>9097907
I'd say Mecha is okay tier since he barely posts, anons just bring him up all the time like they do Owain

>>9097994
Shy's comics really fucking ruined this place

>>9097994
I'm not CHIPS AND TROUSAHS VocarooAnon, so I'm kinda ambivalent.

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>>9097994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06i6svqD7uV

>>9098017
He posts to get (you)s and when he doesn't get them, he anon posts to stir up shit

>>9098008
Well, I don't know who you are, so...
Guess obscurity feels good.

>>9098011
Which two?

>>9098034
Proof?

>>9098021
Hi Mecha

>>9098033
Please read this actual lie from 50 Shades.

Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. "Wider,“ he said as he put in one more. "I bet you’ve never had this many thumbs in your mouth.” I hadn’t.

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>>9097732
W-What…!?
>Misaka’s eyes widened upon hearing that. Surprise, shock, worry and eventually anger. In that order were the expression that appeared on her face before she reached for one of Mewtwo’s necks with a hand, the clouds around them turning darker and darker until they were completely black while thunder and lightning began to materialize around them.
>That was even worse than getting caught by prying eyes: To carry the child of some aberration like him! It apparently was too late… But if she was going to live her life in shame then she was going to have some revenge one way or another.
W-Why… You… I hope you well aware that you just signed your own death warrant, M-Mewtwo-kun… B-Because I will make sure that your demise will be as painful and slow as possible, you BIG, UNGRATEFUL IDIOT! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID! I AM A HIGHSCHOOLER, NOT SOME BREEDING SOW FOR YOU TO FUCK!!
>Maximum overtsun! Look out!

>>9097944
(Thanks Juri anon, the banter was fun)

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>>9097965
"And people say my spirits are strange..." Casting his gaze to the side with an exasperated look that painted the notion that he found this situation comical in a way, and the fact that she seemed so fierce and determined behind actions that looked ever so childish to him intrigued him. "What exactly makes you think me evil, young woman? Have I done wrong? Do I look like a bad person?" His gaze returned to her, eyes burning into hers that let her know the question held sincere curiosity, and it challenged her in a way. His sash and what little hair was loose on the back of his head swayed gently in the low breeze of the wooden plateau they occupied.

>>9098015
>The man nods his head at her challenge and goes to throw out his first pokemon-one of his strongest, and starter as well: Marshtomp. With this, he pulls back his hand, and waits for her to throw her's as well.

>>9098260
Top Ten Anime Rivalries

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>>9098268
>pictured: Christian Grey

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>>9098268
Yo what the fuck? Do women actually get off to this?

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>>9098268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RqLtri9JzM - I had about 15 attempts before deciding to record the fuckups.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehpG5BVMG9 - I know it's a fake line but it still cracks me up.

>>9098656
I don't think that was one of their favorite lines. Probably one they shrugged off as a typo and ignored.

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I am gay
And I voted for Obama
I am a shill
For the Clinton campaign and the left wing mainstream press
I'm a pussy who gets fucked right up the ass

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

I'm a fag
Who wants blacks to live amongst us
And arabs to have equal rights
I have no love of country, white folks are all bad
But when alt-right folks attack it makes me sad

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

Don't talk of Trump
'Cause nothing scares me more
I really should call him daa-aa-ddyy
He could be the savior and go down in history
And save us all from douchebags just like me

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

And a cuck has no fun
And a libtard always cries
.

>>9098694
Damn that picture would be hot with less nigger and more twink Link

>>9098712
It's one of my favourite pictures ever, so fucking hot. Why can't there be more of that fetish.

>>9097932
..Me too.
>He considered himself a little more talkative than the girl in front of him, which is admittedly not much of a feat, but he usually never had anything important to say. Being around Dawn was nice, not the usual good feelings a man gets from being around an attractive girl, but something that tugged at his chest and made him feel sluggish with an over-abundance of warmth. Probably the same warmth he can feel on his lips.
>Wait a second.
...!
>His shocked eyes are concealed thanks to her hat, his hands finding hers in the midst of their blind search and grasping onto her cool skin. When she pulls back, he stumbles in place for a moment as if he's going to fall yet regains his balance through great effort. Thanks to the grip he has on Dawn's hands, mostly.

>>9098725
Try /b/.

>>9098694
I have never been cucked and it feels good.

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>>9098633
>Flannery jolts a bit as she see's tye marshtomp. Ohhh man; that's actually a really big problem! Sure, it might be her personal team, but she's still a fire trainer at heart. She grits her teeth and really thinks on it...well Marshtomp is ground type right? And that's weak to ground, while wat--...This ends up going on for a while. She eventually throws out her Pokemon, it was part fighting...but it still got wiped...her whole team did! Her jaw drops and she falls to her knees.
N-No way...Wa-Water types...

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>>9098282
(No problem. Glad you had fun)

>>9098694
>>9098712
When did ERP turn into /pol/?

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This is my wife, Callie. Say something nice about her. Please don't cuck me.

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>>9098272
Ah?...Was that too much? I was just trying to tease you. Did I...go overboard?
>Mewtwo's speech, as it is not based on breathing, remains as calm and collected as ever. Though he does seem a bit troubled at being unable to breathe.
>However, as well as being unable to breathe, he seems...less than pleased in other ways. In fact, his eyes belie just how...sad he is.
I did not...know that carrying my young was such a troubling idea...I'm...sorry I'm so disgraceful.
>You broke the big cat's heart. Way to go.

>>9097727
I don't believe you. Proof it.

>>9098694
I want /pol/ to go and stay go.

>>9098797
She's better than Marie in every single way.

>>9098738
I don't think i've seen any more of that fetish anyway. It isn't cucking if that is what you are thinking.

Misaka x Mewtwo.
Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

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>>9098811
...
>Flannery crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow.
Really? No, no I'm not doing that.

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>>9098625
''Hmmm... Now that I think about it. I don't think you've done anything wrong. It's just that your tattos are a bit scare. You look like a Yakuza man.'' She says while her own eyes were locked on his. Karen showed the same seriousness and determination as the man in front of her but then her gaze broke and she smiled with a goffy expression while rubbing the back of her head. ''I-I am sorry about what just happened. Tee-hee.''

Her body relaxes and she's standing more casually now instead of using her battle stance. The girl places her left hand on her hip and salutes with her right one, doing a peace sign. ''My name is Karen Araragi. The Flaming Tornado!''

>>9098797
Can she introduce me to her sister?

>>9098831
old memes

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I guess I can start ERPing after what happened today.

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>>9098831

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>>9098797
She's trash; just like her sister. Man; inklings really need to get better taste.

>>9098880
>Kissus the Kurisu

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>>9098797
She's a slut for my dick, I have photographic evidence.

>>9098656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1q2uVTrJk
fap fap fap

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>>9098797
You can keep her

I'll take the better one

>>9098897
>every fictional character is a slut

>>9098847
You know, it's really unbecoming of a Gym Leader to lie. What would the Champion think of this? He might find a new trainer to take your place...And we don't want that to happen..or do we?

Pants off.

>>9098897
I'm sorry you are a nigger

>>9098784
>The man seemed to have put a lot into training this marshtomp-almost like it was one of his only pokemon, or something. Or maybe he just spent too much time in the tall grass.
>Either way, he triumphed, and held his arms in the air before recalling the-albeit beaten up pokemon.
Haha! Good match, Flann.
>He raced over to her side, thrusting his hand forward to shake her hand, like a good trainer should.
I see you still love fire types, huh. So uh...about our deal...
>He said, clearly eyeing her up and down now.

Paul is here, just don't respond. Thank you.

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>>9098897
This is my fetish

>>9098913
>especially waifus

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>>9098880
Just like you started ERPing after that get you got, you cum smeared vomit pile?

>>9098931
Kek, I read that as Ugly, British, Fat, and Balding

>>9098931
>ugly, brutish, fat, balding

You fetish is...Nue...?!?

>>9098820
I am from /pol/ and have typefucked your favorite ava. How does this make you feel?

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>>9098941
Do you ever shut the fuck up? I've had a rough day and don't want to deal with retards like you that have escaped their wranglers.

>>9097931
"H-here it comes~!"
>He lets out one final grunt as his climax finally reaches him. His cock throbbed as her massaging of his balls seemed to milk him dry. The first few ropes shoot out strongly and land on her forehead, but following spurts find their target on her tongue. His hips buck a bit as his head becomes cloudy, partly from pleasure and partly from the wine. He looks at his handiwork, enjoying the sight of her pretty face ruined by his cum glazing it.
"Sorry for the mess."

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>>9098941
>Kissus the ching chong

Somebody say /pol/?
POST RESULTS
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/

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>>9098967
How does THIS make YOU feel, fuckface?

>>9098831
Nobody cares
>>9098847
Do it you bitch
>>9098848
Yeah and my name is teddy roosevelt bow go fuck yourself bitch
>>9098850
Dude shes not real
>>9098851
Fuck you old memes the best
>>9098880
Fuck off avatarfag
>>9098882
Nice post you just wasted one image you numbnuts
>>9098890
>le rare character hipster
Fuck off you're not special
Inklings are better
>>9098892
Man that's some shit rp right there
>>9098897
That's a drawing
>>9098902
Not clicking that shit
>>9098909
Nice one you sure showed him
>>9098913
Yeah i dunno
>>9098922
I dont even know what youre talking about sorry
>>9098923
Can we stop the racism for a sec? Fuck off to /pol/, this is a safe space
>>9098924
Don't do it man you'll just ruin your chances with her
>>9098927
What
>>9098931
Nice fetish, it's mine too
>>9098933
What

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>>9098848
"Well, you're not-..." About to tell her she wasn't entirely wrong in her assumption, seeing her relax was a wonderful sight, and he thought it better not to ruin her calming. "You don't need to apologise. For how silly it seems, a cute girl acting so fierce, it's nice to see fire in your eyes." He chuckled along with her. She reminded him of someone, that much was clear to him, and pain shortly followed when he realised exactly who.

Arms still crossed, he let up his gaze to stop his attempts at intimidation and subtle mockery. Letting it instead wander around at their more scenic surroundings, he smiled gently at her hand movements, and nodded as he replied. "It's a pleasure to meet you Karen, my name is Hanzo Shimada... uh..." Trying to think up a title to match her greeting, he stumbled for a moment before continuing. "Of the Dragons!" It came out a bit more enthusiastically than intended.

>>9098967
I'm from /pol/ too. Shadilay, brother.

>>9098967
I don't especially care, I wanted you to leave in the first place.

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>>9099014
You should seek help

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>>9098729
>Their hands stay locked together, even as they both wobble a bit from the aftershock. Though her face is still stony, it looks more windswept, and breathless.
That was nice. I think.
>They're alone at their campsite, and a morbid curiosity keeps Dawn curious as to what all of these feelings are. Up on her tiptoes again to reach the taller man's height, she gives him another kiss, this time directing his hands to her hips and letting them rest there.
...keep the hat on. No peeking.

>>9099014
What did he mean by this?

>>9097795
(Sorry for taking so long. I'm the top anon had to do some rl stuff.)
>As futile as it was Anon still tried fighting back, by the time he did Juri's tongue was already down his throat and her hands groping him. He wasn't going to back down but he was enjoying this too much, his hands now at her ass he groped her back, Anon may have been bigger but sure as hell wasn't stronger, her grip was firm and his was flimsy. His attempt at dominating her was as useless as anyone else's attempts,feeling her abs on his cock he started to get an erection, try as he might he couldn't get it to go down, he truly did not want her to see what she had done to him. Anon pulled out of the kiss leaving a trail of their swapped saliva between the two. His eyes showing still a sign of resistance but Juri knew she had him around her finger, and try as he might he would fail most attempts at taking charge.

>>9099039
>>9099048
>Replying to Paul

>>9099031
Did you just quote

>>9098941
Fuck off you avatarfagging drama bitch
>>9098956
Yeah funny
>>9098964
Huh
>>9098967
I dont think he cares
>>9098989
Fuck off with your drama
>>9098990
Better give him a towel
>>9099004
Stop it
>>9099008
/pol/ fascists can fuck right off
>>9099010
Haha
>>9099031
Idk why people would play hanzo I think he just isn't attractive at all and he is super annoying in OW scatter arrows are BS
>>9099032
HAHA le ebin alt right memes fuck you nazis
>>9099033
SEE I told you he dont care
>>9099039
Youre the one smoking here pal
>>9099043
OK

>>9099032
Someone should really do a pepe ava. It would be comedy gold.

>>9099058
Is it? Are you sure? Doesn't he usually ava?

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>>9098922
>Flannery looked extremely unasmused. In fact she was probably on the brink of punching the guy in the face.
Listen; are you gonna battle me for my badge, or am I going to have to call the cops for sexual harassment?

>>9098924
>Flannery looked destroyed as her mouth just hung open. She still couldn't believ--Well I mean she could actually; a Marshtomp was the very thing that'd wipe her team...happens a lot actually...fu-fucking marshtomps. She hung her head for a moment before darting it up.
Ugh, fine. A deal's a deal...ho-how was I supposed to see that coming...

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>>9098798
O-Of course you went overboard, you idiot! F-For a second you scared me and I thought… I thought my school life was over! D-Don’t you dare to scare me ever again with stuff like that, you white and purple buffoon! H-Hmph!
>Releasing the creature’s neck, Misaka’s breath returned to normal before her own expression did as well. Sighing in relief, she felt bad that she had broken the heart of the psychic cat. The dark clouds soon returned to a more friendly white before she spoke to him.
L-Look, I-I’m sorry… I just don’t want to become a mother… A-At least not yet! N-Now be a darling and put me down…. And bring my clothes. I-I need to take a shower…
>To wash away the smell of cat from her.

>>9099060
>>9097322