Hunger Games (HG) Thread
This is it, this is finally it. Dreamland Games 100. The cross between 99 and into 101.
I'm going to need 48 for this occasion. No more, no less.
Winscreen will come as soon as I can deliver it. It'll be a big one, so don't expect it immediately. Give it a day at the most.
Story: One day in the peaceful land of Dreamland, all seemed normal. That was, until a dark shadow overloomed the planet. A giant metallic sphere from outerspace the size of a planet attached itself onto Kirby's planet, Popstar, with it's huge spider-like legs. Dedede and Meta Knight made their own attempts to defend the planet, but to no avail. Dedede's castle was crushed by a giant laser shot from the invaders, and Meta Knight's Halberd was shot down as well.
The planet was undergoing some kind of mechanization, turning all the nature and beauty of the world into a trash heap of metal and junk. Buildings were suddenly materializing, labs, casinos... And that's not all, unknown soldiers were piloting these mechs, nicknamed "Robobot Armor". They appear to copy the user's abilities, so if the user has fire, the robobot will also have a flamethrower attachment. This armor is the game changer, for both the invaders and for the defenders. A double-edged sword, if you will.
Now enough with the boring backstory, let's go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNfu7MzIOmY
Reigen Arataka
Grora
>>9081244
Ruby Gloom
Inkling
>>9081244
Ginshi Shirazu
Futaba Sakura
>>9081244
Chie
John Bender
>>9081244
Shota
>>9081244
Plague Knight
>>9081244
Gascoigne
>>9081244
Corvo Attano
>>9081244
Emilia
Chizuru Hishiro
Yoshino
Toxicroak
Japanese Crested Ibis
>>9081244
a man
Tensa Zangetsu
Haru
My wife
Rubick
Ahri's wife
>>9081244
Agrias Oaks
>>9081244
Merak
>>9081244
Astaroth
Ash Crimson
>>9081244
Zyra
Jinx
>>9081244
Utsutsu
Deku
Len
>>9081244
Mad Jack
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
Father John Misty
>>9081244
Leviathan
>>9081244
Emi
>>9081244
Nagato's asshole
>>9081244
Comrade Soviet
Shiny Flygon
>>9081244
Smolgore's leaked sex tape
>>9081244
Beruka
BEANED
>>9081244
SETH
>>9081180
Huh, no ?
"Sudoku
noun [ U or C ] /suˈdəʊ.kuː/ US /suˈdoʊ.kuː/
a number game in which you have to write a number between 1 and 9 in each small box of a 9x9 square"
If you want to tell me to do the fatal deed, at least use the proper terms.
Like this one, for example: "KTB"
Which means kick the bucket.
Which is directed at you.
You freakin' nerd.
>>9081208
I hate it too.
Goddamn it.
>>9081218
Coming right up, gimme a sec.
Momiji
>>9081244
Cthulhu
Sorry DDD, I do not enter your games because you are black.
>>9081244
Eric Andre
>>9081244
Todd Howard
>>9081244
Filthy Frank
>>9081332
>Ok thanks
>>9081344
DDD is not black, he's a nigger
>>9081244
StarBreaker
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9081244
Carl
>>9081354
Lmao is that the Ted Cruz pic
>>9081292
ur as beatiful and majestic as a valkyrie my love
>ash
>>9081244
Eddie
>>9081244
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9081332
>he doesn't know about the sudoku meme
Kill yourself my man
>>9081379
What the heck's a valkyrie? You don't even look like Ash, so I probably shouldn't be listening to you at all...
>>9081393
That Mokou is creepy
>>9081379
>my love
not Mon amour
nice falseflag
>>9081244
Plutia
>>9081373
What?Of course not,it's filthy frank,don't you see?
>>9081404
When did it all go wrong?
You used to have such a good selection of avas, but now all you do is rp as anime twinks.
>>9081310
That's not Mad Jack. Mad Jack was a completely different character from the first two seasons.
>>9081296
>Ahri's Wife
When was the wedding?
>>9081437
>Name ONE (1) time I've had a good selection of avas
>>9081396
4U
>>9081244
Captain Luna
>>9081454
>jack's inner anger and hatred
Close enough,fuckface.
>>9081463
very true
>>9081458
As soon as they find a suitable priest to perform the marriage
I hate how late I am. Every time.
You leave this for a second. A FUCKING SECOND, and all the spaces are taken already by the same animu characters EVERYTIME. You always have to be on alert. There is no breather. I swear to fucking God.
Fuck these games. Fuck this thread. Fuck you all.
Check the marble
Swap the marble
Lick the marble
Sniff the marble
Date the marble
Be the marble
>>9081491
>>9081393
You know what to do.
>>9081491
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9081355
Here you go.
It's important that the word replacement for District 1 is on a different page than the rest.
If you have questions, ask away.
>>9081396
>He doesn't he's getting worked
Go back to your weekly shitshow, mark. :')
>>9081491
>>9081283
>>9081365
Swap, please!
>>9081491
Get on with it.
>>9081490
>Not the first post from this IP.
>>9081491
Wow, my team doesn't look like a bunch of losers? That's new.
>>9081491
Looks pretty good.
>>9081491
I don't believe it.
A district that isn't a complete embarrassment.
>>9081458
It was in secret
>>9081336
>>9081350
>>9081491
>Random shitposting noises
Oh. Also swap this guy in.
>>9081491
Duuhhh...O-Ooooon second thought! How about you swap me out for the next person? I-I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this kind of thing!
>>9081491
I ain't checking, swapping, licking, sniffing, dating, or being shit, but we're good to go.
>>9081491
>>9081419
>>9081282
I assume you know what to do, don't you? Thanks if you get the drift.
>>9081491
>sighs
And here we go.
>>9081490
>you too.
>>9081491
>The inchling readies her blade and steps forth into the unknown arena ahead, prepared for battle.
>>9081536
You're not a good shitposter
>>9081491
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>9081491
Different Jinx than I'm used to but either way this will suffice host. Let us begin.
>>9081510
I will have to go to great lengths for this not to happen again. Thank you for letting me have my enjoyment.
>>9081490
I never once have gotten a swap. You know why? I pay attention. I either don't enter if I'm late, or delete my entry entirely if I am.
>>9081536
Thanks cat dude, i promise i (probably) won't let you down.
>>9081530
Lucky district 7. Sounds like a winning district.
>>9081530
It was... I hope they're not too upset about it.
>>9081491
I'm eager to get started. Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9081568
Hi Mokou
>>9081503
>Saved! Thanks a bunch!
>>9081530
>>9081491
You're pretty right about that.
>>9081405
>How so?
>>9081494
Thanks for this.
>>9081548
Oh, um..!
Thaaanks, mysterious peeerson.
>>9081590
That smile, just look at it
I don't suppose anyone would take pity on a latecomer?
>>9081611
NOW THIS
THIS IS THE SWAP BEGGING YOU CAN SHITPOST
>>9081568
Trust me, whatever Jinx you're used to, I'm better.
>>9081593
>It's been a while, okay? Not too up to speed.
>>9081617
That was asking, not begging.
>>9081554
I made a bet. I lost said bet. I have to avafag as this dumb shit until someone niggers her. That's all there is to it, anon.
>>9081577
I'm no dude, man, and I'm also not a cat.
>>9081572
No problem!
>>9081644
well nobody wants to rp as a shitty meme so good luck
>>9081631
>I appreciate the wariness, but I just haven't gotten around to naming some new images.
>>9081632
K Y S S I L V E R
>>9081644
I hate to say it... but, literally, who is this character?
>>9081597
It's no problem. Just don't make it go to waste, it'd be unfortunate.
>Hishiro attempts to smile towards the girl, her smile coming off as eerily and full of fear.
Or well, I'd rather not see a child die and have it on my consciousness... now that'd be terrible.
>>9081585
Dearest I don't know who you speak of
>I'm mobile posting dip shit, I'm not ichigo, I am playing a female, and I rarely come around, I wonder who I could be?????
>try harder nigger
>>9081626
Don't be so quick to judge the jinx i know is a small little piece of fire and fury. She breaks buildings and people all the same
>>9081654
I was going to pick up Momiji, but there were too many memes so I deleted the folder.
>>9081644
nobody is going to pick up Momiji
>>9081679
>>I'm mobile posting dip shit, I'm not ichigo, I am playing a female, and I rarely come around, I wonder who I could be?????
>>try harder nigger
WEW
>>9081669
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Axel
>>9081669
Momiji Inubashiri aka awoo girl.
>>9081721
Congrats everyone's dead
Everyone's already really really dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vAV981BtaU
>>9081679
Len
>>9081728
>time to sudoku
>>9081728
God fucking dammit.
>>9081721
>>9081728
>While the giant squid-creature boards the machine, the inchling sneaks past her feet hoping to hitch a ride unnoticed.
>>9081679
nice attitude asshat
>>9081728
Boo! Hah hah hah hah hah!
>>9081728
Wa-Wait but I thought I-...You know what? I can do this...I CAN DO THIS!
>>9081728
Did I die, or did she blow up? If she goes nuclear it means she exploded and set off a nuclear winter, but because I'm behind 3ft of concrete I survive, right?
>>9081728
>Keep missing all the big games.
>>9081728
https://youtu.be/tKm9iXq--JA?t=10
>>9081729
i don't rp
>>9081728
This will suit me quite well.
>>9081748
Do it my man
>>9081771
>Not the first post from this IP.
>>9081674
Thooough, I'm more of a mooother, reeeaally.
>>9081728
Cute beeears!
>>9081771
>dreamland games
>big games
>>9081729
Oh dear you're not too good at this. In fact you're growing terminal 7 cancer within me.
>does this help people stop fucking naming me as other people's filler
>>9081728
>It was a normal start for our elevator attendant until her eyes caught something.
My my my! There's quite a lot of those animals here. I sure hope there's no rule on not riding them!
>>9081679
Are you sure you don't just know a clone of me?
>>9081728
Heh, these make me look like Gizmo.
...
>throws them away
>>9081728
Now then, Let's get mov--
>Ahri pauses at the intense rush of magical energy.
What--
>She's destroyed instantly.
>>9081728
>Rubick sets up the lawn chair and takes a seat, reclining into comfort. His gaze is fixated on the stars above.
Wonder if I'll get to see some sorcery from beyond the stars.
>>9081728
Hmm, I was hoping to see candies or chocolates everywhere.
>Ahri's Wife
>mfw there will never be a "Suz's Wife" entry
>>9081808
>being this assblasted
>>9081791
adachi?
>>9081728
Holy shit, those bears are going ape shit over there.
>Oh boy my shitty rp is going to be even worse since payback is on
>>9081728
>district 7 a dead
>mfw
>>9081728
>Respawns in the HG limbo.
Did you engage those bears to get rid of all the cool people or what? Afraid your games would have been fun?
>>9081244
Captain Underpants
>>9081831
>tfw our 4th Ahri is just another generic big-tit attention whore.
>Business is usual.
kek its so true
>>9081808
Just...
>>9081832
Things started out so perfect too...
>>9081841
Good going ya dork
Some things just are not meant to be explored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW5fc3LK2c
>>9081861
who? rin?
>>9081808
>tfw
>>9081791
Hey. Nice outfit.
>>9081860
This makes little sense.
>>9081860
Hee hee, oh how torn I am inside! I'd love to stay, but my gut is telling me otherwise.
>>9081860
O-Oh. Thanks.
...I didn't need your help.
>>9081860
>The tiny girl hops onto a magical star in an attempt to put more distance in between her and the deathzone that was the Cornucopia.
>>9081728
>I'll go get the rope.
>>9081860
WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS?!
SHIT GAME
SHIT HOST
FUCK YOU!
>>9081860
>Nagato's asshole is fisted
UNF
>>9081783
I'd believe it, but you're kind of small and I doubt a little girl already has children of her own. It's a bit far-fetched if you ask me... especially since there's no real growth in the chest area.
>>9081860
Th-This is seriously eerie. I-If this was a video game those things would probably be bursting through the tanks already. But luckily nothing like would ever happen in real life! Ri-Right?
>>9081860
That ride was engaging and tiring! A nice rest and some food would perk me right back up.
>Just as she was going to sit down, she realizes that she has no food.
Hm. This will not do. I will have to make some.
>>9081860
Uh, that was our stuff.
...What a weird creature.
>>9081876
Really? Comes with the job I suppose.
>>9081860
I really don't want to fist that
>>9081861
Thank god now we can put this to fucking rest every time I enter
>>9081938
REVY AND SUZ FUCKING WHEN
>>9081698
>>9081728
I would've put you in if there was time...but you wouldn't have gotten far with my place anyways.
>>9081938
Wait...are you Junko?
>>9081947
N E V E R
>>9081938
>Revy is back.
Yay! Welcome back!
>>9081938
>waves to Revy oocly
>>9081960
O-oh.
>>9081958
Good joke anon top kek muh sides
>>9081938
Let me guess, you're a real good gardener.
(Nice to see you again rev)
>>9081950
Thanks, bet you I would have smoked the competition
>>9081860
You think any of these make for a good snack? I'm a little starved, to be honest.
Eh, I'm not going to wait for an answer.
>Rubick shoots a green bolt of volatile energy at a test tube, causing it to explode and spray glass across the factory. The creature slides free from its imprisonment, gliding along the floor in a pool of liquid. A stream of flame pours out from the Magus's staff and roasts the creature, cooking it and making it safe for consumption.
>>9081911
>Rubick looks at the scared lad and shrugs, tearing into the meat of the strange creature he had cooked just then,
I don't know what a video game is, but these test tubes would be perfect for preying on the unsuspecting person. You think they're a trapped creature when suddenly - oops, one of them broke free and severed your head with its claw arms. Nasty business, huh?
>>9081978
it was best joke
>>9082006
It wasn't a joke at all. But okay.
>>9082016
it was still funny
>>9081860
Night 1.
>>9081986
Gardener? Don't make such jests. Think of me as a protector. Prune my plants and I'll make sure they cut you down to a more manageable size
>>9081970
>>9081969
>good to be back to this cancer hole
>>9082023
...was it? Cause shit dude, if your bar is THAT low for something to be funny, then I'm afraid to say Assbutt cause that might kill you. OH SHIT
>>9082032
>The inchling is finished like a fly to a bug zapper.
>ded
>>9081791
B-brooke is back?
>>9082032
Erm, hee hee, I had a snack earlier, and, erm...
>>9081986
But...so many bears. So many bears everywhere. It was...unbearable!
>>9082032
God dammit.
>>9082050
That was pretty good as well!
that almost caused me lung cancer
>>9082032
I cannot believe that I have not talked with just one but two criminals in my time here. I can feel my pulse raising just from being in your prescence!
>>9082047
Oh no need fo that. I'l just burn them when they get in my way.
>>9082072
That was cause you were too busy thinking of bear puns to fight!
>>9082005
>Deku's lets out a terrified scream as Rubick shoots one of the tubes. The explosion scared the shit out of the poor boy.
GYAAHAAA! Okay...okay...can you please never do that again? O-Or at least when I'm around? An-And don't give them any ideas! The last thing I want is to watch as one of those tears out my jugular!
>>9082032
O-Oh hey; that's a pretty useful ability! You know; apparently the first ever recorded quirk was exactly this! Don'tcha think that's kinda cool? N-No? only me? ok-okay...
>>9082047
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Still don't know why you left the first time...
Is mokou around?
>>9082114
Aussa is always here
>>9082114
It is I,Moocow.
>>9082032
>>9082136
oh hi moocow
>>9082149
I'd rather not be beaten up by a pink cotton ball, hah hah hah!
>>9082032
Thanks for the help, sucker!
>>9082149
Thanks! Heh...
>>9082097
>vines tear through the ground sporting both sharp barbs while others sport deadly acidic throwing flowers
>She crosses her legs and sits on a throne of vines that formed from the ground behind her
Can't we just talk instead if much rather let our personalities blossom and a relationship grow than measure who stronger than who.
>>9082032
Campfire...soooong. Campfire song. C A...eh...I'm not a bard, I'll leave this to you two...
>>9082098
As long as I'm around, no harm could possibly ever come to you. Unless the ceiling collapsed on you, or a star ship were to fall from the heavens and crush you. Some accidents are hard to prevent, you know. Other possible fatal events I could not save you from include heart attacks, spontaneous combustion...
>>9082149
There's...there's a lot of green here. I enjoy the presence of green.
>>9082149
>Plant waifu kills a man
I mean, I didn't like Zyra before, but now...
WHERE'S ME WEED WHACKER?
>>9082149
>The woman waves to the girl with her full to the brim coin purse, a taunting grin present.
I thank you for letting such a victory be easy for me. I am sure the fountain spirits will be pleased with this offering.
>>9082097
I was bearly thinking of any at all, honest! Their bandannas distracted me.
>She can't help but smile about it anyways.
>>9082133
Nice me.me I'll even give you seconds for this one. It's a burger just for you and your terrible shit post anon
Okay HG. Is 75 fatal and nonfatal events enough for the night catagory? or do I need to atleast shoot for 80?
>>9082149
Ahh, I knew that I'm suck at gambling.
>>9082209
That joke was pretty unbearable... Heh.
>>9082149
My...My lunch...that thing just ate my lunch; All of it, a-at once...
>>9082202
I GET IT I GET IT! Don't give nature any ideas either! I'm a pretty big fan of staying alive...s-so I think I'm just gonna stick around you for a while.
>>9082223
75 is fine. Adding an extra 5 events won't have any real impact on the game, and if you're struggling to add any more then just host the game once or twice and come back to it later. People refine their code over time.
>>9082222
whats a me.me....? is it some sort of food?
>>9082223
I feel like this is slowly becoming a meme
>>9082223
Man, you're pretty excited about your code lately.
Yes, it should do. You can always add more events to your code if you want. It's dynamic, you can always make changes
>>9082240
Okarin?
Guys I have 200 D events and 200 N events. How many F events should I have?
>>9082149
>>9082205
The man never does anything wrong. And I still would like to see him groove his way into victory eventually.
One of these days.
>>9082289
>t. (you)kine
>>9082299
He won once.
7 kills.
I'm so proud of him.
>>9082179
>Just in case she tries anything he starts encircling the two of them in a firewall.
I'm ALL for a chat right now. Those thorns look too sharp for a protector.
>>9082299
Hee hee, eternal slumber indeed. Keh...
>>9082299
Not the first time a tree has come to my aid
>>9082311
Axel~ those childbearing hips are always so sexy to see <3
>>9082299
>have to fall in love with ruby
(Nope, I refuse, I'mma pretend I died in the last slide)
>>9082240
Of course, the dangers you'll be exposed to are amplified greatly when you're with me. Death follows my every footstep and I'm always within its grasp. If your heart can handle such a life, then by all means, feel free to accompany me. You should fare well enough with my aide, given you don't die from panic.
>>9082299
Wait a second, do you mind getting back on that? I didn't mean to save you just then; it was an impulse I had.
>>9082269
>nope
>>9082299
Oh hey! This one's pretty cool; looks kinda like...the thing that ate my lunch.
Don't lecture me, Hoshi.
I see through the lies of the oldfags
>>9082334
>fall asleep on the beach like a couple of bums
>so ehow means you two are dating
Wut
>>9082299
Looks as though I hit the jackpot, as some would say. I should open more random doors in the future.
>>9082311
>vines and plants seem to calm as flowers begin to sprout on the ends
Well let's start with your name hot stuff. I go by Zyra. Yourself?
Geez that's a whole lotta death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ9qtbBmxpw
>>9082235
I already used that one...wow. There's not that many bear puns you can make, is there?
>>9082357
Quit starting shit, Hoshi.
>>9082344
>Deku seems to dart ten paces away from the spooky looking wizard man, bumping up against one of the shelves.
O-On seeecond though. I think we'll go our separate ways after this. I think it's for the best...well for me at least. I-I'm a fragile guy, you know, I can't take much danger.
>>9082394
Not really. It's beary hard to think them up.
What happens after a game in a nutshell
https://youtu.be/1Bix44C1EzY
>>9082432
Hi Yukine.
>tucks everyone in
>goodnight kissus
>>9082415
>>9082388
Hello, I'm Rubick the Grand Magus and I'll be playing the part of Cupid today. Now set off into this world and find love!
>>9082398
A wise choice. I can tell from your character that you're not one for the life I lead. I'll see you out of this place, in case any of those creatures sealed within these tubes decide to jump out at you.
>>9082388
>>9082344
What foul sorcery is this you disgusting mage
>>9082415
Congratulations.
>>9082388
Whatever I encountered, it is so squishy!
>Giving it a little squeeze, she yawns softly and decides to lay down.
Am I this tired already? Ahhh, goodnight creature. Don't consume me in my sleep. That would be terrible.
>>9082328
Well I'm flattered~ Why don't you take off that hood so we can see your pretty little face, Larxene
>>9082371
>He hesitates for a moment
Lea. But people here call me Axel.
>
>>9082445
nice fuckinig rp
Since when did plants learn wind spells?
Oh well, something big is happening next slide.
>>9082479
Nice shitposting. Kys, it will do the world good.
>>9082444
I just said DON'T give them ideas, didn't I? Gleh; thanks anyway. You know for a spooky wizard you're not as bad as I thought. Good luck to you out there...and please go easy on me if we run into each other again.
>>9082499
What? I'm staying on my toes. You need to carboload to survive.
>>9082445
No sorcery but the arts of oblivion could ever be called foul. But I do agree, forcing love upon somebody is quite unethical...
but what's done is done, so go out into the world and love somebody! Love, love! Isn't it swell when it's in magical form?
>>9082499
Well, enjoy your stay friend. I'll be leaving to see what the rest of the world has to offer.
I really hope this house of horrors match doesn't end up being complete shit.
>>9082269
I'm right here.
>>9082413
Aw, man...I'm completely outmatched. I'm bearly a blip on the radar.
>>9082514
Same mane.
>>9082514
>I expect good things.
>>9082499
And I was rooting for Seth... I guess I shall root for-
>she stops herself before she coukd jinx the next tribute she wants to win.
On second thought, good luck remaining tributes.
>>9082464
I see.
>her lips curve into a devilish smile
You've got a secret don't you. Just like me.
>>9082479
>I work with the story I'm given
>>9082511
>I used to play Rubik all the time in dota you are nailing him
Cheeky mage you are indeed, but no one can love this rose for I'm covered in far too many a thorn. You wouldn't want to meet my plants by chance now would you?
>>9082499
>Giggling is head from her robot as she presses every single button.
Ohohohoho! Now what does this one do?
>The hatch to it opens up and the woman is sent flying from her deathbot.
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
>>9082499
>>9082570
fuck off
>>9082607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj-YZ1J37oM
>>9082479
Have you considered suicide today?
>>9082570
>it's just a shitposter. They say that to anyone they do not like. Ignoring them is for the best.
>>9082570
Don't we all? Just thinking of which name sounds better, thats all.
Your turn to spill some truth, unless you really want to dare.
>>9082607
My heart is leaping out of my chest. Whether I live or not, I shall be having a blast.
>>9082624
Uh uh uh! Someone like you shouldn't have any business using these things.
>Weapon in hand, she whacks her right across the face.
Dear me, I used too much force again, did I? It would be in bad taste to keep her here.
>>9082508
Whenever I converse with somebody it usually ends with them telling me I'm not as bad as they thought I was. Tell me, is it my visage? Or is it my mannerisms?
>>9082570
Is that a threat, or an opportunity? In any case the answer is "yes." I would love the chance, any way it may turn out.
>Thanks for the praise. I've never played League so I can't comment on your portrayal of your character, but from my perspective she looks like a fun character.
>>9082624
Ah, this figures. An event as amazing as this and I die from such standard means. So many wonders occurring around me, and I die like this.
Damn. Shitty wizard.
Why is everyone bullying dragon girl?
>>9082661
You know goldilocks over there IS a white knight, right?
>>9082661
My armor is more of a dull grey than white.
>>9082704
its a plant retard
>>9082626
Not him, but I am considering it every day. Too much of a chickenshit to do it.
>>9082624
Holy fug
gg no re
>>9082726
Oh
>>9082749
this wasn't worth all the hype
>>9082718
>dull grey
Makes me think.
>>9082749
This is why Zyra needs nerfing.
Getting Quadra Kills like it's nothing.
>>9082749
This will be your temporary winscreen, I will deliver the full winscreen as soon as I can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dRTDePPUNI
Holy shit it's literally just orton and wyatt fighting in a shitty haunted house. This is the greatest thing i have ever seen.
>>9082767
I'm sorry anon :^(
Seth, get your ass back in the chat. We miss you bby.
>>9082786
Thanks for the chance.
>>9082749
was hoping for final 2 showdown instead of this
>>9082780
nice blog
>>9082777
Pretty good.
Thanks for the game Deeds.
>>9082696
Weeellll; how do I put it...you got the look of a really scary looking wizard; you know, one that's like; one billion years old and has beef with everyone? Yet you talk in a super refined way and manage to come off as pretty pleasant. I-I mean I probably wouldn't be saying this if I was face to face with you on the battle field but...It's the little R'n'R time that really defines who we are, amirite?
>>9082786
Thanks for the game...
Whoa; 13th place...sure it's no 1st place, but it's a start.
Shit results. I am unsatisfied with the beginning, the middle, and the end. You won't have my thanks today.
>>9082777
Congratulations, plant woman. And thank you for the special match, host.
>>9082777
>>9082786
Congratulations, Zyra.
Thank you for hosting.
>>9082777
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>9082786
I suppose I should thank you.
>>9082777
Thanks dearest I appreciate it and am honored my first win could be your hundredth games
>>9082633
Well well where do I begin. See this body your staring at? What if I told you she wasn't looking so good when I found her. A fresh corpse soon to fertilize my friends. However, due to some circumstances my delicate flower body was in need of a new host, a new chance to grow and continue on. So I repurposed her.
>she laughs
See what I meant about the outfit comes with the job
>>9082696
>vines erupt from the ground creating a throne for zyra and Rubik to sit on
>a single vine also shoots forth towards Rubio and presents him a single orchid
Shall we have a seat dearest? My name is Zyra.
>>9082773
Fuck someone come here and give me the penta
>>9082777
>>9082786
>pats DDDs back
Good job and good job to Zyra-tan, whatever that thing is.
>>9082798
>chat
w- what?
>>9082777
My my! Zarya. Impressive.
I believe the next time our paths cross...
>She trails off.
Well... Let's just say "They won't."
Congratulations.
>>9082786
Thank you for hosting!
>>9082777
Well, well so that's her name? Looks like someone has been blooming after all. Grats "Zyra"
>>9082777
Good game. Congrats and thanks, mate.
>>9082840
Fuck off you cuck.
>>9082777
>>9082749
I was so hoping to win this time. At least my demise was new. I can still feel the burns!
>>9082786
Congratulations to the one that bested me. I thank you for hosting this.
>>9082786
A smooth job Zyra! Savour your victory.
>>9082845
chet?!
>>9082749
>>9082786
That was close enough.
Thanks for hosting.
>>9082777
What a pretty plant woman...! Congratulations!
Thank you for all this!
>>9082839
So you're just a parasite then? You know how to dull a flame.
>>9082777
Eh, i'll give you a congrats just for the hell of it.
>>9082786
Well i was focusing more on payback then on the actual game so don't think I can give a good rating on it but thanks for it anyway.
>>9082803
Thanks bro, i have been trying hard to improve my blogging skills and this gives me confidence.
>>9082893
>steals your eyepatch
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>>9082896
>tosses you each a rose
Thank you dearies
>>9082864
>leaves
>>9082801
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>>9082913
Thanks for being here. Sorry about the long times between the slides, was doing everything manually.
>>9082802
>>9082813
I apologize RNG had to be this way.
>>9082846
>*Zyra
>I have no clue how I messed that up.
>>9082936
Simple, because you are messed up.
ZYRA happy with my pun?
>>9082936
you're quite horny :^)
>>9082798
blocked
>>9082786
Good shit mane.
Couldn't perform because wrestling but I've read most of the game and found it enjoyable.
>>9082780
> House of Horrors match
> My room is a bigger mess than that shit
Crowd internally wishing for refunds.
>>9082936
HEY
WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT PIZZA?
TOO BAD, I WON'T TELL YOU ANY.
YOU'D THINK THEY'RE A BIT TOO CHEESY.
>>9082936
Why Asgore, you became fluffier, and more huggable!
>>9082936
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck on a crack!
>>9082965
>>9082916
G-Give it back.
THIS WAS THE GAME WE WAITED MONTHS FOR?!?!
THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF DEDEDE'S SHITTY KIRBY GAMES THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE THINKING "YEP, THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT" WHEN ALL HE CHANGED WAS PUTTING A WEBM BEFORE THE BLOODBATH AND FEAST
I DOUBT ANYBODY EVEN FUCKING LOOKED AT IT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF SPECIAL GAME BUT IN REALITY IT REALLY WAS JUST THE 100TH DREAMLAND GAME
OH WAIT
NO IT WASNT
DEDEDE ALREADY HOSTED A FUCKTON OF "UNOFFICIAL" GAMES DURING THE WAIT FOR THIS ONE
HELL
THOSE GAMES WERE BETTER THAN THIS ONE
AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR EXPECTATIONS SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF IN ANTICIPATION OF THEM
BUT THIS ONE
OH MY GOD
DEDEDE CRIED MORE ABOUT THIS GAME THAN HIS 16/KBS INTERNET
HE CRIED ABOUT ALL THE EFFORT HE WAS POURING INTO IT AND HOW IT WOULDNT BE DONE FOR MONTHS
BUT HERE IT IS
THE SAME SHITTY EVENTS
THE SAME LACK OF COMMENTARY
AND THE SAME
DISAPPOINTING
ENDING
FUCK YOU DEDEDE
DELETE YOUR FUCKING CODE
DELETE YOUR SAMEFAG FACTION
DELETE YOUR AVA FOLDERS
FUCK OFF
AND NEVER
EVER
COME BACK TO HG
>>9082936
If you can't handle the heat
don't cross the road
>>9082936
Is this a joke?
>>9082964
Want me to come over to your room and clean you flithy bastard?
>>9082965
>>9082900
>a vine sprouts from behind and whips you across the back of the head
Now now play nice! I'm still the best looking "parasite" as you so rudely put it. I sense some animosity blossoming should you continue.
I shared now I think it's your turn Axel dear.
>>9082936
Why did Mr. Milo crosd the toad? Because... His dick was stuck in a chicken!
Thank you, furry Tom will be back next week for more shitty jokes.
>>9082993
Is that the smell...
OF A NEW PASTA?????
THIS WAS THE GAME WE WAITED MONTHS FOR?!?!
THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF DEDEDE'S SHITTY KIRBY GAMES THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE THINKING "YEP, THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT" WHEN ALL HE CHANGED WAS PUTTING A WEBM BEFORE THE BLOODBATH AND FEAST
I DOUBT ANYBODY EVEN FUCKING LOOKED AT IT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF SPECIAL GAME BUT IN REALITY IT REALLY WAS JUST THE 100TH DREAMLAND GAME
OH WAIT
NO IT WASNT
DEDEDE ALREADY HOSTED A FUCKTON OF "UNOFFICIAL" GAMES DURING THE WAIT FOR THIS ONE
HELL
THOSE GAMES WERE BETTER THAN THIS ONE
AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR EXPECTATIONS SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF IN ANTICIPATION OF THEM
BUT THIS ONE
OH MY GOD
DEDEDE CRIED MORE ABOUT THIS GAME THAN HIS 16/KBS INTERNET
HE CRIED ABOUT ALL THE EFFORT HE WAS POURING INTO IT AND HOW IT WOULDNT BE DONE FOR MONTHS
BUT HERE IT IS
THE SAME SHITTY EVENTS
THE SAME LACK OF COMMENTARY
AND THE SAME
DISAPPOINTING
ENDING
FUCK YOU DEDEDE
DELETE YOUR FUCKING CODE
DELETE YOUR SAMEFAG FACTION
DELETE YOUR AVA FOLDERS
FUCK OFF
AND NEVER
EVER
COME BACK TO HG
>>9082993
Mmm...
I love the smell of pasta.
>>9082993
>t. (you)kine
>>9082993
You're just a real piece of human trash anon
>>9082993
Golden.
>>9082993
Nice.
Truff Balms
>>9083043
kys Ichigo
>>9083005
D-DEAN ?
>>9083030
Beautiful
>>9083010
Alright.
I'm just a Nobody.
>>9082993
You're a fucking autist but you're a fucking autist that speaks the truth.
>>9082993
>nice fresh meme
>>9082993
Belay my last.
You're great DDD ignore what I just typed.
>>9083081
nice greentext
>>9083057
Nah, just his twin brother, Jean. Dean died in a car accident trying to drink a 2 liter of sprite with two hands. Real tragic stuff I tell you.
>>9082993
>Make new events and arena events
>Make webms
>Do everything manually, backgrounds and sprite insertion
>Try to tone it down a bit with the direct namecalls and even edit the characters in if there were any
>mfw this is just going to be memed anyways and forced down my HG life.
T-Thanks
>>9083051
>Non IMG filename
??????
>>9083102
so why does jean wear jeans?
>>9083005
MY PLAN WORKED
NOW YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY UNRETIRED
Y E S
E
S
>>9083102
But Dean isn't allowed nor capable of driving a car since the pedal system confused him.
>>9082993
Hey look, a new copypasta to add to my collection. Thanks anon, this was just the one I needed.
>>9082993
>>9082777
This is surely a victory for all of plant life. Thanks for hosting.
>>9082810
Ah, so it is the visage. The image I project is supposed to spur apprehension within my foes, to make them cautious about approaching me.
>Rubick then tilts his heard towards the ground, entering a beffudled state as he strokes his chin absentmindedly.
I...think? It's been long since I donned this robe, I honestly can't remember why I wear it. Was it the fashion at the time? The last person I spoke with about my apparel I told it was to contain the ultimate power that lies within me...eh...
>Rubick's thoughts trail elsewhere, his mind absent from the current conversation.
>>9082839
>Rubick glides his hand along the seat of his throne, checking for any wild thorns that may be present. Upon confirming there is nothing that may jab into his behind, he takes a seat and crosses his legs.
I am the Grand Magus, Rrrrrubick! It's a pleasure to be within your company, I can't say I've met somebody of your like before.
>A pleasant smile spreads underneath his mask as he plucks the orchid from the vine.
YUNO
>>9083103
9/10 games
>kissu
>>9083142
YUYES
>>9083103
I'm grateful for it. Thank you for taking the time and effort to give us this game, knowing full well someone will bitch anyway.
>>9083103
It's just some autist.
Don't let them bring 'ya down.
>>9083103
>Died in bloodbath
>Kept watching the whole game.
I loved how it started with a webm, and all the little sprites that dotted the slides were a great touch.
>I really liked the picnic that kirby crashed.
I honestly would love to see this hosted again.