RWBY/RT Trash General #406 Fantasy Edition
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Been to the ERP thread on /trash/ lately?
It's like our shitty fetish greentexts but perpetual
>>9067504
I never leave beyond the /rwbyg/ thread unless it's to make a new thread
Did fuck his neapolitan ice cream yet?
>>9068061
nah he pussed out on us
Why is there hair in our anus?
Does it ever get cold there?
>>9068094
Helps prevent infection and rashes and keeps better control of sweat and odor
>>9068094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgsdhmLrLPA
>>9066818
I almost didn't notice the change. Those legs are hypnotic.
Heya, guys.
Wanna play a quasi-RWBY related quest?
It doesn't have the cast in it per se but it's set in a reimagined Remnant.
Whaddya say?
>>9070320
I think you're in the wrong thread, pal. This is default RWBYg.
>>9070350
I know, I was just trying to do it here since it's already had it's run on RWBYgt (albeit unsuccessfully)
Can't hurt to try, right?
penny makes me happy
Whos got JLullaby's newest page?
>>9068078
>Implying
>>9070599
oh
oh no
>>9070599
Absolute madman
>>9070497
I want Penny to return to life, and be in Mistral for some reason!
>>9070962
I just want Penny back period
She brings a shining beam of sunlight light to a dark, depressing world.
>>9070599
I do not normally notice or care about Sage, but I have to admit that he can wear a suit well.
WHERE'S
THE
ABLUM
JEFF
??
>>9071762
tomorrow
>>9071788
Can someone make a Pyrrha version of this?
>>9072197
>tfw Sway my hips in an attempt to seduce jaune
>He just looks away in an attempt to be polite and kind.
>>9072197
>>9072337
I laughed. Very good.
>>9071762
When our Slav Saviour arrives, she shall bring with her the album!
>>9072358
Red vs Blue link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/f8222538-c33c-4dc4-b56f-74418303a919/index.m3u8
>>9072358
You think there'll be a character that has a WA2000 or another "futuristic" weapon like an XM8, G36?
I know we've seen a CZ Scorpion EVO, that one loser who got trapped in ice in the first tournament
>>9072592
[spoiler]Church is fucking back AGAIN[/spoiler]
Everything after Reconstruction was a mistake
>>9072669
hold up, didn't he turn into Omega or something? Like he absorbed all the AI?
Or am I thinking of season 13?
>>9072669
WILL HE EVER FUCKING DIE?!
>>9072745
No, he killed himself by splitting apart into fragments to help run the Meta's suit but apparently they all disappeared immediately after the fight anyway. And now he's back again already because fuck consequences
>>9072669
>Expecting Church to stay dead
You have no one to blame but yourself
>>9072669
Alpha Church was the best character, they should bring him back.
>>9072785
>Alpha Church was the best character
Agreed. I loved him in the first 6 seasons but he's never felt right as 'Epsilon', probably because he became far too serious and competent and they toned down how much everyone hates each other for forced and unnecessary character development
>>9072669
>Even Church came back before Doc
Why does every writer hate him?
>>9073283
They probably still haven't gotten over O'Malley.
>>9072772
And people act like Pyrrha and Arkos fans are delusional for thinking Pyrrha might come back when RT repeatedly does this.
>>9073347
To be fair, this was Niclosi not Miles. And RvB is a very thematically different show
>>9073373
Miles is to Niclosi what Burnie was to Miles during Seasons 11-13. He signed off on this.
>>9073347
RWBY is different from RvB tho. There's a huge difference between them, and even then, at this point Miles isn't writing for RvB anyways, so you can hardly compare the two
fgyhjkl
>>9072669
Church will probably be the villain this time, i.e. a not-so subtle parallel to Cortana.
Post Blake
>>9073562
>>9073562
>>9073562
>>9073562
>GrifxSimmons is canon
Finally.
>>9072592
Ah!
I DO remember how to do this shit
Luckily I had a notepad explaining how to get to kutu
>>9073869
>>9073890
To anyone who doesn't know how to use the .m3u8 link still. Copy and paste it into this site: http://osmfhls.kutu.ru/ and press the play button.
>>9072592
That last bit sent chills down my spine
>>9073930
What the fuck us kutu anyway?
Before entering any links it plays Ted Talks
>>9073869
Haha, look at Emerald's expression! Oh man, she had not planned for that!
>>9072669
Hopefully this Church is a fake or something. I've seen a few theories about it, including that some of the fragments are impersonating Church. S13's death was the one that actually felt like a farewell, S6 was slightly abrupt, and after S10 he just left w/ Carolina for a bit.
SEASON 13 FIGHT FUCKING WHEN
H
E
N
>>9074134
Never. It would completely ruin it thematically.
>>9074134
Never. It's been stated at least once or twice that they'll never actually show what happened on the Staff of Charon, so as to preserve the message or something like that.
>>9074057
Church should've gone out with Tex at the end of season 9. Before Caboose appeared in the sky it was the best moment of the whole series
>>9072669
I'm more curious to who Carolina fucked when that planet wide aphrodisiac was turned on. Washington
>>9074195
I always thought they were like siblings.
>>9074236
All the better.
>>9074236
Well, perhaps the Temple of Procreation overrides mental barriers like that or something?
>>9074236
>yfw Carolina was gangbanged by Washington and reds and blues
>>9074285
I'm sure York would have given his blessing from the grave.
>>9073869
Noice
>>9074285
I dunno
I think some gay shit was implied with the janitors closet reference
Who is her father ?
>>9074559
>>9074386
Grif and Simmons have been gay for each other since Season 2, let's be real.
>>9074559
>All of team WTCH are Salem's and Ozpin's kids
>>9074618
Tyrian is a reminder not to drink while pregnant.
>>9074610
Not really, Simmons wanted to fuck Grif's sister
>>9074674
>the alcohol made him a faunus
What if the Rube told you that there is no god, but Allah and Mohammad is his prophet?
>>9074864
I would buy her a burqa.
>>9074864
I'd tell her to leave Europe.
>>9074864
So much for her fighting with Crescent Rose then. Best get herself a burqa and learn her new life.
>>9074864
>trick her into eating a ham sandwich
>>9074864
lick her feet
>>9074864
I would tell her that the cutouts she posts are of terrible quality.
>>9074864
I would stone her
does anyone have the other Ashley image from this episode
>>9074285
How good is Carolina in bed
>>9074885
>>9074911
What if the Rube told you that Islam is progressive religon and the hijab and burka are a symbol of women's liberation?
>>9074888
What the Rube told you that the future of Europe is islamic?
>>9074864
I would loudly shout "SHADILAY!"
>>9075035
As with everything else, not as good as Tex.
>>9075062
>>9075069
Once again "SHADILAY!" and call her a and I quote a "Cunt kerfuffle"
>>9074919
>>9075072
What if the Rube told you that you were being very islamaphobic and that was hurting her feelings?
>>9075099
Show my appreciation for and acceptance of her culture by raping her.
>>9075099
I would tell her that I don't care about her feelings and that she has to accept the truth.
>>9075099
I would say "Maybe you should live among your own people then?" and then say "Shadilay" before leaving
>>9075079
DELET THIS!
>>9074965
They're having fun
>>9075115
What if the Rube told you that she's already accepted the truth that Allah is the one true god and that Mohammad is his prophet?
>>9075139
What if the Rube asked you what that was supposed to mean?
>>9075213
>Implying that this thread doesn't belong to /pol/
>Implying the entire site doesn't belong to /pol/
>>9075079
>Carolina is proud that she was able to make Wash cum in 30 seconds
>Tex in the corner laughing her ass off
>>9075232
Shadialy Brother, We shall continue to fight on both the Virtual and Physical fronts and victory shall be ours. For a time at least as time is but a constant cycle and a battle between good, evil and evil masquerading as good
>>9075187
thanks
How well would you do in Beacon?
>>9075214
I forget the actual translation form Italian but "Shadilay" has become sort of a greeting for /pol/acks and much like As-salāmu ʿalaykum for Arabs and Muslims and also a form of praise for our god KEK
Shadilay can also be used to refer to the song https://youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo[embed]
Or as a sort of "godspeed"
Shadilay is also the official anthem of the worshipers of KEK
>>9075352
What if the Rube told you that she meant what you mean by 'go be with your own kind'?
>>9075349
Worse than Jaune because he at least had a thirsty bitch to train him.
>>9075349
I would be ok with Aura also with my knowledge of chemistry I would probably make some bombs to poison entire school or city
>>9075349
orgasm is misspelt you dipshit
>>9075431
That was intentional. What else do you expect from the faunus?
>>9075431
So is infatuation if you wanna start nitpicking shit.
>>9075424
Nigga tracking down the recipe for superior grapeshot in Witcher 3 doesn't make you a chemist or give you the ability to produce explosives
>>9075461
yes it does
>>9075461
I'm not talking about the explosives
>>9075498
Chemical weapons?
Oh that shits easy assuming Remnant hasn't watered down their cleaning supplies
>>9075517
>internal liberation of Syrian Arab Republic intensifies...
>>9075349
All I did in high-school was get Bs and Cs, keep to myself, and jack off. How well would I do in Beacon?
>>9075646
>Good enough if your personal trainer wants your dick
I want to tame Deery with my cruel human cock.
>>9075757
>cruel
>Implying you won't be liberating her from giant misshappen vagina-tearing animal cock
>>9075870
Well yes, in the strictly physical sense, it would be an act of kindness. The cruelty would be coming from the psychological aspect of making her betray her own prejudice.
Would you rather be a faunus or Jaune?
>>9075933
Jaunus.
You guys don´t happen to have any download links for the manga by any chance?
>>9074864
I'd tell her to worship the true goddess
THE RUBE
>>9075933
Fem Jaune
>>9076006
Did fem Jaune pay for fake transcripts from being a camwhore?
>>9075933
A faunus.
Jaune's personality is his own and I don't have his luck or charisma.
>>9076151
How do you think she paid for the transcripts?
>>9076342
What does Ruby's Diner serve?
>>9076199
She might have sold her comics.
>>9076364
Their food is always made with the freshest ingredients, including milkshakes
ESPECIALLY milkshakes
tfw you will never date blake
>>9076481
>TFW you will never date Blake.
Do you really want to listen to two hours of 'muh oppression'?
>>9076518
>implying it would be only two hours
>implying she won't constantly bring it into any conversion no matter the topic
Blake a shit.
>>9076518
>implying faunus aren't oppressed
>>9076624
Get off the computer, Adam.
>>9076481
I know that feel
Seafood dinner on the waterfront is all I want
what if emerald had abs
>>9076545
>God Blake, the weather lately has been insane. I really hope we get some rain soon.
Yeah so do you and a lot of other racists. Don't you know that the rain negatively effects our sensitive hearing? Asking for rain is faunus genocide.
>Blake, does this fish seem undercooked to you?
Oh yeah, 'animals' are always never good enough for you, are they?
>Look Blake, they have 'Where the Red Fern Grows' on Schnee-flix! My 5th grade teacher read it to my class once and it's a great story. You wanna watch it?
No anon, it's a racist story that uses animals as a stand-in for the faunus so that they can portray them as propriety of humans and objectify them.
>Woah Blake, this Daddyofive story is quite a fuckin' thing ain't it? What's your take on it.
Anon, Faunus are being abused every day! What does it matter if some human kids are getting abused?
>Hey Blake, I trying to ace this stats test. Do you think you can help me.
Yeah anon, I got some stats for you: Young faunus males are 75% more likely to be stopped in the street by the police than young human males. Sounds like racism to me.
>Blake that desk is made out of wood.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME? RACIST! MISOGYNIST!
>>9076738
>Don't you know that the rain negatively effects our sensitive hearing
anon you know animals exist and can hear in rain right
>>9076736
>>9076755
Yes...
Kimmy77 does it again.
>>9076719
>This sea food was produced with unfair faunus labor
>This restaurant probably doesn't pay it's faunus employees enough and the manager looks like he sexually harasses faunus girls
>This restaurant is owned by a company that the SDC has a stake in
>Did that waiter just suggest I like fish? Does he think I like fish just because I a cat faunus? RACIST!
>>9076844
every day I'm baffled by what people are willing to pay for
>>9076876
>good linework and shading
>what the fuck are those proportions
>>9076852
>>9076738
She's actually quite restrained when in controlled environments, with the exception of the outbursts in Volume 1.
Maybe enjoy your hateboner quietly for once and let blakefags find some enjoyment in their waifu
>>9077198
the shadows almost look like a black eye
>>9076844
Looks pretty bad
>>9076876
Could be worse
>>9076481
tfw you will never fuck Neo
>>9076736
Girl abs are underrated. Girl bellies in general are underrated.
>>9077894
>that body
It's a shame Pyrrha was too much a beta to seduce Jaune.
>>9077831
tfw you will never be neo and use your aura to grow a dick and fuck random huntresses
>>9077894
Bellies are wonderful things, as are abs
>>9078004
Aura creates the cum, her semblance creates the cock. Get it right.
I just realized something
The white Fang is the Non edgy version of Scoia'tael
Really makes you think
>>9078186
Nah really doesnt.
>>9078186
I've not been made to think in many years
I don't intend to start now
>>9078186
>Really makes you think
>>9078186
>the Non edgy version
>non edgy
>>9078290
Last time I checked the White fang didn't go around massacring entire villages because the inhabitants of said village didn't have pointy ears
>>9078100
If I had the money I'd find a good artist and commission seductive ab shots of RWBY and JNPR. Yes, Weiss with abs. It could work.
>>9078343
>Last time I checked
Check again
>>9078346
It wouldn't work.
>>9078368
Oh shit
I guess they are equally edgy yet fight for slightly different reasons
>>9078343
Last time I checked, the racially motivated White Fang staged a national tragedy which drove a city the size of France into chaos.
>>9078427
>a city the size of France
I don't think it's that big
>>9078440
Unless Remnant is mysteriously a tiny planetoid, it is.
>>9078427
>City the size of France
If that is true the world must be absolutely fuckhuge seeing the cities only appear as tiny white dots on the map
>>9078463
Cities are always white dots on maps. Roman has an actual map on the wall which is directly overlayed here.
How well do you think sonichu and the comic version of CWC would do in Remanent?
>>9078508
>>9078459
Wait when did they show that planet? I was just assuming that the rest of the planet was undiscovered or water, which would work with the no satellites thing. Actually, how did they take that picture with no satellites?
>>9078538
>Wait when did they show that planet?
I can't recall if it was during a WoR or just an interlude, but the currency they have depicts the map as a global one. I thought we were seeing just one half of the world but everything points against that.
> how did they take that picture with no satellites?
Have you heard these modern things called CGI and trigonometry?
>>9078538
I dunno basic map making techniques?
>>9078459
Remnant is flat.
>>9078714
I think in Oscar's room there's a globe of Remnant, but I'm not so sure
>>9078714
B.o.B. please go.
>>9078754
Nope. There's a 360 shot of it in S04E07. Just books, bed and a chest.
Also that little troglodyte put the book spine forwards in the shelf. Who the fuck does that?
>>9078855
Only the worst kind of people.
>>9078855
What the fuck, I hate Oscar now.
>>9078855
That little fucking cunt
>>9078754
No wait, I think there was a globe in that Professors Room at Mistral
Where Watts was sitting at
>>9078919
Nope, no globe
>>9078947
No wait, it was in Yang's room in Patch
goddammit the mascotfags are back
>>9079030
>tells the truth on why humanity can't go into space
SPACE GRIMM
>>9079030
Humans can't go into space because they're weighed down by their aura
[spoiler]or however Char's speech went[/spoiler]
>>9079265
I think it was those that were born on Earth having their souls being weighed down by gravity.
If Ozpin knew about Pyrrha freaking out about possibly losing her identity if she became a maiden would he have pulled her aside and told her "you'll be fine, I've mind melded before. At most you get some weird voice in your head for a few months"?
>>9079265
Dust just straight up stops working outside of Remnant's atmosphere
>>9079451
They were using highly experimental and untested machinery to shove the soul of a half-dead superhuman who had had half of their powers drained by a Grimm parasite.
Nobody knew what the fuck was going to happen.
>>9079452
Another lie spread by Ozpins cabal. Space ships work would work just fine. However are sabotaged to fail as soon as they leave the atmosphere.
>>9070577
>>9079517
Yes stupid goys dust doesn't work in space
You'll never leave this planet
>>9078346
>>9078392
It's been done before. And pretty well, IMO.
>>9078346
>If I had the money I'd find a good artist and commission seductive ab shots of RWBY and JNPR.
What a coincidence, I too am toying with the idea of commissioning some muscle art for RWBY. Either of Yang or Emerald, if I did.
>>9079643
Well I've seen Yang and Em abs, I don't recall ever seeing Nora abs. Or Ruby abs for that matter.
what if blake told you she secretly hates faunus and she's constantly ashamed of her people's culture
>>9079745
what if you saw blake eat an entire raw salmon
>>9079745
I'd say Emmy needs to work on making her hallucinations more believable
>>9079791
In a single bite, like Shaggy? That'd be pretty cool.
>>9079797
What if all of these weird OOC what ifs recently have all been Emerald illusions??
>>9079791
I would buy her a fine suit and tie as a reward.
Posting cute.
>>9079797
what if she blushed because you called her emmy
>>9079846
>500
no
>>9079828
She's practicing so she can pull of the most ridiculous, OOC scenario she's ever attempted
Cinder loving her
>>9079863
I would hug her and kiss her.
>>9079880
Its the best I got.
What if Emerald tried to disorient you with a hallucination, but she accidentally used one of the hallucinations she uses on herself?
>What is reverse image search
>>9079887
damlol
emerald btfo
>>9079927
Thanks pal.
what if emerald and neo were involved in an increasingly elaborate prank war using illusions and hallucinations
>>9079887
what if you fucked off forever
>>9079887
I dunno, she already pulled off a far more impossible one with Cinder incinerating fakeRube. Everybody knows Cinder will never beat Ruby.
>>9079976
Cinder WILL kill Ruby and then go fuck Emerald to celebrate!
>>9079911
I'd give her advice on how to get her lady.
>>9080001
>and then go fuck Mercury to celebrate!
Remember who she chose to dance with. She also praises him more.
>>9079911
>Emerald as a dom
>>9080028
Get out.
EMERALD IS A DUMB NIGGER !!!!
what if Emerald stole your wallet and gave it back so she has a reason to talk to you?
>>9080174
Am I Cinder?
Found this neo edit it reminded me if that image some anon did here awhile back
Anyone have that neo edit of a girl in a skintight suit on a motorcycle?
>>9080001
>>9080028
>>9080072
>implying
>>9080191
If you want to be.
>>9080205
I think you're the one doing the implying if you think Cinder is gonna get SILVER EYE'D. Maybe Ruby will do her a favour and make her symmetrical by roasting her other side.
>>9080205
>pink panties
When the fuck has fine ever worn pink
You had one job!
>>9080174
Like Ruby when she had this trick played on her, I would be flustered but try to be cool.
>>9080383
Isn't that the woman Ryan's banging?
>>9080414
This joke is getting really old.
>>9080443
What joke?
>>9080460
The 'Meg is cheating on Gavin with Ryan' joke.
>>9080443
It's not a joke, dude. They're fucking.
>>9080508
No, Ryan is a faithful husband
>>9080253
Oh nice extra crispy bacon
what if cinder was looking at her ugly scarred zuko face and started crying at herself and the tears burned her skin and that made her cry more and she didn't know what to do and tried to call for help but couldn't and emerald was gone because she was at her optometrist
>>9080560
Are AH working class?
>>9080619
Then that's when Misa shows up to comfort her
>>9080619
Physical distance doesn't really matter. If that happened, Emerald would quickly appear next to Cinder to help.
>>9080619
I would hug her really tight and kiss her!
>>9080645
i was about to type "but misa is a fictional character"
>>9080660
Ah, Misa. I should have known that post would lure you in.
>>9080195
Hiwo did it better
>>9080696
>>9080623
Hell no, they're all rick fucks
>>9080756
*rich
>>9080623
probably
>>9080195
No but I've got this
>>9080318
Maybe it's because I'm colorblind but I though she wasn't wearing anything under the shirt.
Guys the EVE online fags are having a civil war about anime
this should be fun
>>9081442
Link?
>>9081466
http://www.pcgamer.com/eve-onlines-latest-war-is-being-fought-over-anime/
>>9080934
Well shit I didn't know about this one really wish Japan would do that neo femdom doujin already guess I'll just fap to this
>>9081442
I cant decide if this is the most stupid conflicts that i have seen in my lifetime or one of the most significant
>>9081650
Care to explain your reasoning?
>>9081650
Dude all the Arab Spring conflicts will probably have reeling effects well into the 2050's
This is but news headlines
>>9081675
Would you not fight if the "Man" tried to ban you from talking about waifus?
>>9081760
I personally would support the "Man" if he banned wiafus so you losers would actually do something with your lives
>>9081509
Haha! Oh, what a time to be alive.
>>9081722
The anime wars could, potentially, have wider-reaching implications that Arab Spring.
>>9081788
>Haha! Oh, what a time to be alive.
Yes
It is
Indeed without a shadow of a doubt it is a glorious time of Chaos and Order of Darkness and Light
Praise KEK, Shadilay
>>9081818
>The anime wars could, potentially, have wider-reaching implications that Arab Spring.
>Desiretoknowmoreintensifies.png
>>9081873
Wow. Better animation than the entire show. I'm impressed.
Why is chicken stare at cardboard
>>9082747
>>9082747
nobody is safe from being a waifufag
>>9082747
That's a penguin.
>>9082747
>chicken
>>9082747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-X4SLhorvw
>>9082747
Because it's a waifu-fag
It's also been presumed that the penguin refuses to eat during feeding times because it's too busy looking at penguin-waifu
>>9082747
Anon, that's a penguin
[spoiler]Also the love he has for a Waifu has no bounds[/spoiler]
>>9082747
Because he's a leg man
post cosplay
>>9084770
>>9084770
post the ruby vagina one
>>9084787
>>9084886
Just go to the archive. It's in one of the last few threads.
>>9084930
I'm pretty sure the Ruby costume has Michael's DNA on it
>>9084930
>>9085125
You think Kara made her boyfriend watch RWBY? You think his favorite character is Weiss?
WHOLESOME AF
>>9085061
Yes that's Nigri as Yang
>>9085269
>>9085125
>Fuck me with your giant monkey penis!
>Wow that's racist
>...You mean you don't have a big penis?
>>9085420
>>9085254
CUTE!
>>9085420
Aaaaaaawwww. It's a terrible ship. But aaaaaawwwww.
>>9080028
>Cinder likes Mercury likes more than Emerald
>Though that's not really saying much
>Mostly because Emerald is kind of a sad tryhard while Mercury gives no fucks
>Also he has a dick
>Sometimes pulls Mercury aside for stress release
>Emerald's mind melts every time this happens
>>9085692
>>Also he has a dick
>>9085269
Other then the eyebrow's she pretty spot on.
Also Arryn still has a manly face when she tries to smile
>>9085803
some one photo shop this with Sweaty towel guy
What's good RWBYt?
>>9086112
Someone post the thing from last night where Octy and Vore were in the same tier.
>>9086171
Danke, Anon.