RWBY/RT Trash General #405 Winter Soldier Edition
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CINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9052131
>>9052147
I LOVE CINDER
i want cinder to go on a bender
>>9052219
>i want cinder to go on a bender
I want to see a thicc Cinder!
Cinder is the smartest and the sexiest and the strongest!
>>9052367
I agree!
Cinder is amazing even when chubby!
>>9052496
>>9052131
Thats a pretty cute Cinder anon
Why are human men going for Faunus woman?
"Hey Anon... give me your wallet."
>>9052131
That is some delicious looking, crispy bacon.
>>9053367
Cinder is the cutest bacon! THE CUTEST!!!
>>9053344
Like mother like daughter.
Jaune needs more screen time.
>>9053631
He needs less but more sexualized.
>>9053648
Jaune is pure!
>>9053499
Yep. Just makes me want to put her on a frying pan until she's at the perfect level of crispyness
>>9053692
pure shit he is
>>9053692
You can be pure and wear booty shorts and a tanktop.
>>9053704
You're not wrong
>>9053764
>Pyrrha
>Ever being that overt.
>post your react when Ruby does show interest in Jaune romantically, but he is still dense and friendzones her like or worse then Pyrrha.
>>9053843
>but he is still dense and friendzones her like or worse then Pyrrha.
Ruby isn't a beta bitch like Pyrrha though.
>>9053877
Let's be honest. unless a girl shoves her tongue down his throat, Jaune is just gonna assume she is just being nice.
>>9053702
I would much rather put her on my bed and love her tenderly!
>>9053929
Bro, she isn't looking for love.
>>9053911
>Let's be honest. unless a girl shoves her tongue down his throat, Jaune is just gonna assume she is just being nice.
Or you could look at the actual canon instead of headcanon.
Pyrrha did shit and all in terms of actually trying to get Jaune to notice her. Him not noticing it wasn't him being dense. It was him not being such thirsty bitch that everything would look like a girl liking him.
>>9053964
She is looking for someone to abuse and step on, right? I am all for that.
>>9053843
I'd already of dropped the show if they decide to shove Lancaster in there
Especially dropped if they pull that shit though
>>9054042
I will give her complete power over me.
>>9054097
Penis?
>>9053759
Jaune's outfit should immediately be booty shorts and a tanktop
>>9054024
She already has Emerald or Mercury to step on
Also Tyrian if she can't find those two
Blondes should marry Blondes.
>>9054159
So Jaune and Whitley?
>>9054159
Man it would be horrible if Yang's one gauntlet there just suddenly fired right then.
>>9054194
Yes.
>>9054194
God that would piss Weiss off so much.
>>9054194
I really hate that pole who flips and precedes to lose his shit whenever atheism is mentioned
>>9054122
Well, the more the merrier.
But Tyrian? Not only does she have no control over him to begin with, I highly doubt he would ever let anyone else other than Salem have any kind of power over him. And Mercury would probably also retaliate or at least try to, if things get out of hand. I would let her abuse me all she wants, though.
>>9054194
But Whitley isn't blond.
>>9054261
I wanna fuck that robot
I have a question
are you guys still faggots who get affected by "horrible" shit by normie standards
>>9054374
He is in the loosest sense of the word.
>>9054258
I mean, would it really?
Jaune really only annoyed her when he tried to hit on her multiple times, after things had settled they were pretty neutral
Jaune has matured, would probably be pretty good for her brother, she'd be surprised and perhaps a bit suspicious, but not really pissed off
>>9054392
What are you doing here, Sheldon?
Disgusting niggerism
I fear that I will end up a grumpy old fuck who can't enjoy anything
Is this fear well founded?
>>9054483
The fact that Jaune is probably plowing her brother would piss off anyone.
Jaune x Winter happens. It is less then consensual on Jaune's part. How do you react?
>>9054483
Maybe Weiss would be happy for Whitley. Maybe.
But what about the first time she sees Jaune come home dirty and nasty smelling and Whitley runs up to him wearing only one of his tshirts and with clearly lubed up thighs.
>>9054550
At least it's better than Jaune x Whitley imo.
I don't know why I come here
Perhaps I do it to make my blood boil so the hatred may drive me
>>9054550
It's shit.
>>9054576
Why?
>>9054550
>It is less then consensual on Jaune's part.
dropped
>>9054590
Because Jaune's not gay.
>>9054566
Why are his thighs lubed up?
>>9054566
They need to work on some privacy issues
>>9054607
He also wouldn't get raped by Winter.
>>9054483
Isn't Whitley 5'3?
>>9054609
Thighjob is imminent
>>9054660
5'3 or 5'5, can't quite remember
>>9054639
If Winter decided to rape Jaune, he would get raped. Jaune HAS gotten stronger, but Winter easily over power him and ravage him.
>>9054664
How would that work with a ten inch difference in height?
>>9054717
On a bed probably
How would she fare in Remnant?
new Fanservice
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/e0759ffd-cd89-4f28-ae3b-b0f4e51f2ed8/index.m3u8
>>9054566
>But what about the first time she sees Jaune come home dirty and nasty smelling and Whitley runs up to him wearing only one of his tshirts and with clearly lubed up thighs.
>>9054566
You people are nearly as bad as the Arkos shippers that won't let it go.
>>9054566
In this scenario is Jaune a journeyman hunter and Whitley his CEO spouse?
DICK!
>>9054910
Do you just not want Jaune to be a homo?
>>9054940
was the only good robin
>>9054910
>You people are nearly as bad as the Arkos shippers
Why the fuck do swords even exist
Spears/halberds/pikes and polearms in general are far superior and require little to no training
These faggot clickbait ads are slowly degrading my sanity
>>9054956
Whether he wants it or not, you fags literally gay up every single fucking thread. Arkos shippers at least take a break every once in a while.
>>9054956
Nah, I don't care about that. It's just constantly seeing it.
>>9054997
>Whether he wants it or not, you fags literally gay up every single fucking thread. Arkos shippers at least take a break every once in a while.
You mean the threads that last for days at a time and have all of thirty people in them at most?
Welcome to the off season where the people who produce content usually have most of the thread.
>>9055000
I think that's more a signal you need to take some time off from here than anything.
>>9054997
>literally gay up every single fucking thread
>every single fucking thread
>last thread had none
>>9054956
Yes because he never shown any interest in guys.
>>9055024
Yeah.
The gay shit seems to be cranked out whenever the guy who writes it feels particularly horny and the guy or two different guys who do it don't have thin skin.
So it gets made, and posted and since verbal abuse doesn't deter them it endures.
>>9055082
yeah and a lot of other crazy shit that happens in greentexts never happened in canon either, whats your point
>>9055109
The point is all this gay shit keeps getting pushed on someone who isn't even gay.
>>9055099
>So it gets made, and posted and since verbal abuse doesn't deter them it endures.
The verbal abuse actively encourages it.
>>9055137
Boo hoo
>>9055137
>The point is all this gay shit keeps getting pushed on someone who isn't even gay.
Do you just feel like Jaune being home means you're homo?
do you think misa's parents are proud of her?
>>9055172
We were going to get a greentext about Anon buying a thigh job from Jaune which was only stopped by the guy having company over.
>>9055303
Depends if they even know about the lesbian thing
>>9055303
She is in mad love with best girl so of course they must be very proud that their daughter grew up to have such exquisite taste.
>>9055347
I intended that to be a silly what if, but now it's occurred to me that Misa might be a lesbian living in a quite socially conservative country. I hope she's in an understanding family, at least.
What if Taiyang asked you why whenever one of her daughters ask you something you give them a response that always involves the term 'mating press'?
>>9051993
Great thread.
Post the best crypto fascist.
>>9055491
Taiyang can put two and two together, especially if the term 'mating press' is involved.
>>9055491
Your daughters are fucking hot, yo.
>>9051993
Superior sister
>>9054784
Hi /o/
>>9055566
Would Weiss give her life in the name of irondaddy and both of his seats? That's what I thought.
You don't deserve those dubs.
What mods would Nora use on skyrim?
>>9055752
Skyrim is a wonderful game. There are few other games one can mod musclegirls into.
>>9054922
Yes.
>>9055917
>modding muscle girls into skyrim
>what is the character creator
Unless you are some hyper muscle degenerate faggot
Wat do Anon?!
>>9056113
I am not Jaune so that's none of my business.
>>9056113
sure as hell isnt mine
tell her congrats
>>9056113
Plan B
>>9056034
> he thinks vanilla Skyrim can do good or even passable musclegirls
Haha, is this guy for real?
>>9056113
Shoot a arrow at it
>>9056113
Pyrrha stop you can't have a kid you're a virgin
>>9056113
What is it going to look like?
>>9056485
Like Cardin
"Can I take your picture Anon?"
>>9056485
Like some dude from Mistral, if she's able to get a positive pregnancy test at the time of being initiated into Beacon.
>>9056639
>tail
GRIMM IN DISGUISE, GET AWAY!
>>9056639
Fuck off, whore.
>>9056674
If Velvet's a whore, I'd like to commit theft.
>>9056639
Why? I don't have a weapon for her to copy.
>>9055024
>produce content
wew lad
>>9056639
Sure thing bun.
What if your waifu casually stabbed a known communist to death while walking down the street with you
>>9056809
I would love her even more.
>>9056809
>>9056809
My waifu isn't a violent degenerate though.
>>9056931
>stabbing communists
>degenerate
Animal cruelty is rather violent but a rabid dog must be put down
even Buddhists know this shit and apply it to Muslims
>>9056809
I would move past her to reach you, and I would say, "/pol/-kun, your what ifs would be better if you actually learned the names of some waifus".
>>9056809
I would report her to the police.
What if your waifu told you she makes money by crushing animals under her shoes and selling the videos to atlas businessmen?
>>9056997
>Haha I'm not a degenerate I swear, I just think like one
Every bit as bad as shit-tier Muslims. Drink bleach.
>>9057099
what if your waifu kept asking stupid 'what if' questions
>>9057099
I would cut contact with my waifu (whoever that may be!).
What if Weiss asked for your help applying her nail polish on her toe nails?
>>9056809
>my waifu
>stabbing
Clearly you don't know me or my waifu very well.
>>9057083
but then he question is very specific and fails in an attempt to appeal to a wider group of shitposters
>>9057151
"Pay me first"
I want to bully Ruby by holding crescent rose above my head!
>>9057115
>what are preemptive strikes
You are either with them or against them
Red traitor scum your day will come
>>9057167
Just use Ruby or Weiss. That way you keep a wide appeal but you avoid the weird vagueness of "your waifu".
>>9057195
>what are preemptive strikes
>You are either with them or against them
>Infidel traitor scum your day will come, praise Allah
>>9057351
>Only Muslims are violent
>smug anime girl
I don't understand what your getting at here
>>9057193
I want Jaune to bully me with his dick.
>>9057402
>I don't understand what your getting at here
I'm not surprised.
>>9057438
I want Yang to bully me with her breasts
>>9057438
Why not with YOUR dick?
>>9057454
I too can be smug
>>9057463
Because I want to be dominated
>>9057151
Her thighs look MASSIVE there.
>>9057438
I want Jaune to fuck my wife in front of me
>>9057471
Frogposting outside of /r9k/ is never smug, just /r/shameful.
>>9057487
Is there nothing more dominant than a man bullying another man with his own dick?
>>9057570
>indirectly tells me to go back to r*ddit
>knows the name of a subr*ddit
wew lad
>>9057592
>>9056809
I would be ok with this
Yo who's got that milf neo greentext? I needs it for reasons
How to defeat Salem ?
>>9053344
>>9058184
find it yourself faget
we aren't here to spoonfeed you
we have this thing called a pastebin and /r/
>>9058199
>>9058199
sauce
>>>/d/7365921
Maybe an anon will draw prostitute Yang
>>9058423
Prostitute Yang you say?
What if your waifu walked up behind you, pulled your pants and underwear down, spread open your ass cheeks, stuck her tongue in your asshole and wriggled it around for a few seconds, withdrew her tongue, pulled your pants and underwear up leaned in yo your ear and said "What are you going to do about it......bitch nigga?"
>>9058423
But the eyes and hair are wrong
>>9058530
I think Anon thought that Yang was trying to be a prostitute in what the anon he's replying to posted
>>9058208
>sending them to /r/
>for a greentext specific to this general
I'm all for people finding shit on their own but you need to rein in your autism there comrade.
>>9058659
Some random Anon who has never watched nor heard of the show has dozens of RWBY greentexts saved on his computer
This is a fact and you fucking know it
>>9058749
See now you just sound paranoid.
>>9058212
Why did they color Poison with black hair? Her hair is pink.
>>9058184
I remember that one!
it didn't age very well
>>9058966
This'll make it up
only cow girls are allowed to have muscles
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I FUCKING HATE JUGGALOS
I SAY KILL'EM ALL
DARK CARNIVAL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KEK
>>9059008
what about ram girls
>>9059062
Those like succubi?
Succubi are okay as long as they aren't Witcher style Succubi
>>9059008
That's retarded.
>>9058187
Kill the orb. She loses her army and is forced to rely on the league of evil. Then use the armies of world to take her down.
>>9059137
you are retarded
>>9059014
There's literally nothing wrong with juggalos.
DO YOU THINK SUCH DEGENERACY IS ACCEPTABLE?
https://youtu.be/zC_emS6TqBI[embed]
>>9059212
you are definitely way more retarded than that
>>9059156
>KEK worshipers HAVE to be /pol/acks
???????????
>>9059261
Nah.
>>9059281
Shadilay cunt
>>9059300
yep
>>9059338
SHADILAY!
>>9059396
looks like I forgot my image
(:
What's a juggalo? And which RWBY is one?
>>9059318
Nope.
>>9059410
Clown person who acts rowdy and drinks faygo. The closest RWBY analogy is probably Tyrian.
So what do you think, will they kill Winter off this volume, will she be the gay character, will they actually make snowbirds a thing
>>9059471
In order of most to least likely
Dead>Gay>Snowbirds
>>9059410
Juggalos are creatures originating from the 10th circle of hell known as Swedanada
The combined nations of Canada and Sweden
Juggalos are extremely violent, degenerate and subhuman and should generally be shot on site
Seriously though they are the fanatical fans of psychopath records and more specifically the rap duo "Insane Clown Posse" (ICP)
They basically accept anyone in to their community and Juggalo gangs are reported to be sadistic and violent
Avoid socializing with at all costs
You can tell if an individual is a Juggalo gy checking if : they have shitty tattoos, wear Pyschopath records or ICP merchandise and have hygiene similar to that of an Appalachian meth addict
>>9059471
I think dead
>>9059186
>>9059215
They don't seem to be harming anyone, so why should I care?
>>9059671
It harms me knowing that such widespread degeneracy happens in such a small area motherfucker
>>9059471
>will she be the gay character
I think someone from RT said that LGBT character was introduced in Volume 4
>>9059767
Pretty sure it was volume 3
>>9059471
Maybe snowbird
>>9059802
Pretty sure it was volume 2
>>9059810
Why does that weapon look so different?
What if your waifu was the second in command of the Military force of a nation and decided to discard all modern Anti Tank weapons in favor of her personally designed "Anti Tank Pikes"
>>9059833
It's always looked silly if that's what you're asking
With Winter fighting in the least effective style
>>9059889
I was thinking more about in comparison to her model. It just stands out so much from her hand.
>>9059815
Pretty sure it was Ren
I'd been wanting to make one of these about RWBYg for a while, finally got around to it.
>>9052103
>Measuring sexiness with a 1 dimensional measurement like ass size
>>9060054
wew lad
>>9054717
Jaune looks strong enough to lift a tiny twink like Whitley. Also he could stand on a stool or something.
Was gonna get a sinccubi commission but shit got full already people be crazt
>>9059767
>>9059802
>>9059815
>Q: Writers, I know you get this question a lot, but at the moment are there any plans for LGBTQ+ characters to be introduced, or revealed if they’re already in the show?
>Miles: Yep. Monty was actually very adamant about one character in particular that you’ll see soon. And of course, Remnant is a big world with people of all different backgrounds and lifestyles!
This interview was a day before volume 3
>>9060054
>>9060054
>May checking
kek'd
>>9054784
>>9060054
Perfect.
>>9060082
Don't worry Weiss, is perfectly okay that you have no ass
>>9060172
Characters introduced in V3:
>Qrow
>Winter
>Ciel
>Flynt
>Neon
>Amber
>>May
>>9060054
>Yeah, the faunus
Well he's not completely wrong
>>9060082
I still love Weiss
>>9060261
>Ciel
>Flynt
>Neon
>Amber
>May
all irrelevant
>>9056809
It probably had nothing to do with the communism
>>9060054
I lost it on Octavian
>>9060054
>Yeah, the faunus
Funny and true!
>>9054969
Spears/halberds/pikes are formation weapons. Sword and shield will always triumph. Or just parry the spear and charge and you'll win.
>>9060392
I meant more 'irrelevant' as characters, yeah doubt Qrow would be bi what with his VA
>>9060294
>>9060054
>No nourish neo
It's shit!
>>9060392
Sage and Scarlet actually showed up in volume 2, they just didn't do anything; and then Sage continued to not do anything in volume 3 as well.
>>9060437
Don't cry little Slav
>>9060417
Yeah, I was assuming you meant that due to their irrelevance, they wouldn't make them LGBT. Because hyping it up for a minor character would be kind of dumb.
>>9060458
"I want Neo to stab my balls" is close enough
Besides, vore is in a later panel
I literally just encountered a new captcha that I have never seen before in my fucking life
>>9060463
I know. But it's like saying Merc and Emmy were introduced in Volume 1 when we didn't get any characterization until Volume 2. It's technically correct, but it feels wrong.
>>9060559
yup that'll happen
>>9060458
I should've known that testicle impalement wouldn't be hardcore enough for the Neofags
>>9060172
Don't forget, around volume 4 time
>So we’ve actually already had some LGBT+ characters in the show
>Some
>>9060054
>Who's fault
>Not whose
That nitpick aside, 10/10.
>>9060458
Neoposter is gone tho he died with neo after volume 3
>>9060054
I bet his lore theory about the Grimm was dumb anyway
>>9060648
Think neofags would rather have their balls crushed slowly under her boots while neo spits in their face
>>9060698
Fuck, sorry. Fix'd!
>>9060698
I think it's better with the typos
>>9060758
I know I would!
>>9060830
There's something about this Neo that really activates muh dick
>>9060780
where's the Weiss
>>9060987
That should use it's own panel
>Guy holding up a piece of paper
>"Look what I drew!"
>Someone says "Where's the Weiss"
what if weiss said that she's never said the "n-word" but you heard her say it this morning
>>9061374
what n-word would be so forbidden in remnant
>>9060780
No mention of our resident /pol/ack?
>>9061409
nematode
>>9061374
Weiss is a part of a progressive company, she would never say something like that
What would you do if the Schnee litterally bought your country?
>>9061511
>holy shit they're real
>>9061496
Lies.
>>9061511
I assume you mean one of the Schnees who actually matter, not a penniless nobody like Weiss
>>9061496
What about Winter?
>>9061695
A lesbian like her is likely also progressive
>>9061695
Winter fully supports Irondaddy.
>>9061744
Lies she also gives money to Jaune's cam show.
>>9061993
that's whitley, he stole her credit card
>>9062271
Nope Willows even giving money.
>>9062336
still whitley
>TFW you see racism or sexism on RWBY/RT General
>>9062336
Willow prefers drunk twinks.
>>9062437
this ship is cute
>>9062593
More than it has any right to be, really.
>>9062648
Very true
what if ruby walked into your room and said ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR and fell asleep on your bed
>>9063436
I would cover her up with a spare blanket.
>>9062648
>Wine in a flask
CLASSY
L
A
S
S
Y
>>9063436
Toss a blanket over the hallucination before going to sleep and hoping I wake up sane.
what if you woke up in a very unfamiliar environment and you looked different and there was a woman who looked like ruby in your bed but then a little ruby ran into your room and then a little yang followed her and you were taiyang 11 years ago
any good feet pics?
>>9063678
I bend canon over and fuck it like it's name was Summer.
>>9051993
>No doujins of Winter yet
feels bad man
>>9063708
Sure step inside for plenty of feet pics.
>>9063708
>>9063708
>>9063738
>>9063708
>>9063769
>>9063733
It's no surprise really. She's pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of thing.
>>9063708
>>9063874
>>9063874
>efr-s made this
holy shid, I forgot
>>9063840
move over Weiss, Yang has the best looking legs/feet
>>9063851
>>9059008
Wrong
>>9063862
Whats with the toe rings?
>>9064322
I want to touch that cow
>>9064421
>>9064380
I'd be questioning the face instead.
>>9064627
The feet are the main focus of the picture
I'm not into feet, I just want to know.
>>9064707
I'm not into feet either, probably why I noticed the face so fast. And I'd imagine the toe rings are the same as loads as other stuff people slap on themselves - ornamentation of some sort.
I have Neapolitan ice cream, what should I do with it?
>TFW you realize that volume 4 is filler.
>>9064995
>just realizing this
>>9065028
I meant when I realized it, dumbass. I realized it at the end of the last episode of season 4.
>>9064944
put your dick in it, I've seen this before but I've seen anyone who delivered
>>9065062
It didn't really sink in for me until Ruby's ten minute monologue where she desperately tried to convince the viewer that it wasn't filler
>>9064944
put your dick in it and post it
become legend
>>9065098
Remember that one scene where Ruby was doing the monolog, then Weiss' face appeared in the mirror and the camera slowly zoomed into it and she started to mouth the words "There are no innocents."?
>>9065116
I second this.
How well would kubey and the magical girls do in Remanent?
>>9065204
dont care
>>9065116
>>9065172
Yeah, we'll put you in a cap
Someone even wrote a short little greentext for my shit
>>9065536
>inb4 RWBY characters start being seasonal mascots for fast food chains in Nippon