/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Best position for anal"

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Have fun, I'm going to bed.

Post cards.

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Going to make something really clear right now.
Fronk is my wife.
He sucks cock when I tell him to.
He takes it in his tight loli ass when I tell him to.
He takes cum when I tell him to.
You all can fuck him, cum in him, do what you please with him. But I'm his husband. And I'm the one that makes his toes curl when he cums.

Isn't that right Fronk?

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>>9049705

Hello Goys

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Hello where is the cheese?

>>9049719
Hi Fronk

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>>9049705

>>9049724
Hehehe, right here...
>Actually just pulls out a bag of blocked cheese from the fridge.
Want some?

>>9049724
I know where to find some! What kind would you prefer?
>Gently pats the mouse on the head

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Frank#9532

>>9049728
>sonikka
Are you the one from before?

>>9049728
Fuck off Fronk

>>9049728
Is that Xenomorph sentient or do you play it more like the movie Xenos?

>>9049728
Mind doing Chie?

>>9049724
>Slaps their thick veiny cock across her face as its musk infiltrates and floods her senses while rubbing all their dick cheese along those hungry lips.

So... Is the real Fronk gone for good, or what's going on?

>>9049728
I'd hope the xeno doesn't kill you after you finish.

>>9049759
"Someone" has been stalking them, so naturally they don't want to post.

>>9049759
nope, he always has his goons do the first wave.

>>9049728
Chie or the Xenomorph ... so many choices.

>>9049759
Fronk
>Is not ESL
>ERPs everyday
>Doesn't shitpost
>Doesn't whore for (You)s
>The most relevant poster
>Is the voice of reason
Is Fronk /ourguy/?

>>9049726
Who's that?

>>9049759
someone, not dropping names, fell in love with fronk, got rejected, and is now shitposting.

>>9049822
Those teeth, though. Would face fuck

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>>9049814

>>9049766
>>9049833
Well that sucks.

>>9049833
So Fronk's not in the threads anymore?

>>9049822
yes please

>>9049833
do it fucker. end our misery.

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>>9049737
I doubt it, I haven't played Sonikka in quite a while.
>>9049742
What?
>>9049745
Semi-sentient. She can't speak at all at least.
>>9049762
Of course not. After all, she needs you to breed with for the hive.
>>9049746
>>9049802
Looks like the Xeno might beat Chie out. And I kinda don't want to play them both at the same time.

>>9049698
don't participate in these threads but OP pic caught my attention. artist's name?

>>9049846
Fronk and Jinx are gone forever, Anon.

Who has been stalking Fronk? Someone drop a name, you pussies.

You guys are gonna do all this again today?
Gotta say its been one of the shitter weeks the thread's seen in awhile, and Paul's been banned for part of it.

>>9049833
>scorned Fronk lover shitposting
>exposed Owain complete with Discord damage control
>Paul's coming back today

I guess this weekend I'm taking a break from ERP

>>9049853
Damn, that's a shame. Now I guess I'll need to satisfy my thirst for Balalaika some other way.
Here's hoping he might come back someday.

>>9049860
The only reason I'm really here at the moment is so when Paul comes back I can tell him that somebody played Marceline a few days ago and I fucked her doggy style and see how he reacts.

>>9049855
fuck no I'll get shitposted if I do.

>>9049851
And if we breed her enough does she turn into a Queen?

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>>9049853

>>9049852
Noil

>>9049878
Do it anonymously, you pussy.

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>>9049729
Ah! Of course I would, provided...
>The mouse girl brings a hand to her chin, thumb and forefinger stroking along her soft jawline in contemplation.
... You aren't going to ask I do something weird in exchange right?

>>9049731
>Her face grows red with embarrassment at the indignity of being pet by a human, she quickly throws her body back away from him and her body gently sways as she steadies herself.
K-keep your hands to your self! The chosen of Bishamonten is not to be molested ok?
And I prefer harder cheeses.

>>9049755
>The tiny cute commander opens her lips wide accepting his cheesy member by her soft, supple lips
>Then bites down hard, teeth piercing into flesh because she ain't about this.

>>9049851
I have a friend with a xenomorph kink and I still don't really understand it, but I'm willing to try anything new once.
Any specific kinks you do with the Xeno?

>>9049851
Xeno then. I'll get your Chie another time.

>>9049855
Dunno, I just assumed it was probably Lupin, since he's the one who kept doing the
>kissu
Posts at him.

>Some nobody gets run out
>Owain exposed as a shit poster anoning to support himself.
>Idiots blame Owain for running out the nobody
>Turns out the nobody was run out by two discord faggots because he dommed Jinx and they didn't like it.
>Jinx rejected Fronk
>Fronk being stalked by someone else because he didn't want to deal with that
>Fronk and stalker proceed to shit post
>Paul was unbanned 6 hours ago
Well fuck me boys what's missing here?

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>>9049877

>>9049887
>The male groans in pleasure as her teeth tore through his throbbing cock causing them to shot off a mixture of their cum and blood out into the mouse's throat.

>>9049887
Hard cheese, huh?
>Seemingly unperturbed by her demand for personal space, he cheerily walks towards a cooler and takes out a flat brick of parmesan cheese.
Parmesan is pretty hard.. It's all yours! I hope the chosen one can forgive my being forward earlier...
>He offers the cheese to her

>>9049887
>He raises a brow for a second, and scratches his chin
Well...I wasn't but now that you bring it up...
>He dangles the bag in front of your nose a little.
Exactly how badly do you want it, I'm curious?

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>>9049899
Me being irrelevant!

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Let's get married, Anon.

>>9049899
My favorite part of the whole shitstorm is that Owain's writing is comparable to that of a sixth grader's. Seventh if he uses the right word.

>>9049914
>heart pupils
No, pls, my dick can't take this abuse

>>9049914
Look who finally came back. My little fuck sleeve link is back.
Should we shower once more?

>>9049914
I think you're moving a little fast there buddy.

>>9049899
>Jinx rejected Fronk
elaborate

>>9049914
Ok

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G'morning.

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>>9049883
No, but the Queen sometimes goes out on her own and drags poor Marines to snu snu with her for life.
>>9049888
Mostly Femdom and Size Difference. The Xeno doesn't really have a lot of general kinks, just more that apply specifically to the Xeno.
>>9049894
Sounds good. Then. Though, I think I'm going to make a separate starter post. For everyone to respond to, just to make it easier. Unless any of you want something more specific.
>>9049914
I want to sexually assault Link as Rosalina.

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>>9049899

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>>9049834
So you want me to envelope that cock of yours withing the tight confines of my mouth whist the sharp teeth glide across your meat with an ever present danger of them severing that log from your body~?

>>9049847
I'm going to need more then a please.

>>9049930
Go back to bed Hotaru

>>9049930
Hello Misaka, how are you doing?

>>9049930
Good mornin' Misaka. How're you doin today.

>>9049931
And if you get one who wants that anyway and finds her of his own desire?

>>9049937
What can I say? I love the danger involved with fucking living death traps like that. Sharp teeth/fangs are just the best.

>>9049931
I like this plan and I am excited to be a part of it!
Let's do it.

>>9049899
>jinx having the nerve to turn down fronk
what a fucking bitch

>>9049937
>that tongue + those teeth
Jesus christ this is way too lewd for me.

>>9049951
>mfw that was the only lie there
one of those things was not like the others.

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Sex

stalker-kun X Fronk when?

>>9049962
Elaborate.

>>9049966
Morning DMG

>>9049975
it's a rumor going around and no one knows if it's true. not much to elaborate

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>>9049938
But I just woke up.

>>9049942
>>9049946
Doing surprisingly fine, thanks for asking.
Just popping in to say hello.

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Fronk will save /ERP/

>>9049978
Thanks anyway, anon.

>>9049899
>Run out because he dommed Jinx.
Top Kek what's next I'm gonna get banned for fucking Kass?

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>>9049903
Parmesan should be fine.
>She looks the man over flashing quick glares at his hands, big enough to firmly grasp her if she gets too close...
Now put it down and back away. I don't want you getting any funny ideas getting in my personal space.

>>9049905
Hmm...
>The mouse closes her eyes in contemplation, quite rude for a mere man not to just pay her tribute for being so great.
Well I'd be willing to negotiate for it, is there anything you need found?

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>>9049947
Not much of a difference aside from her being less abusive and more protective of her mate.
>>9049950
Perfect. Just give me a moment and I'll type something up.

>>9049914
Please kiss me

>>9049984
Good! Always a pleasure to see you around.
Kick some serious ass.

>>9049966
Vagina.
cock&balls

One of those mornings huh

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>>9049992
Jesus christ aliens?
First robots and now aliens.

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>eye spasming the fuck out.
>really annoying me
Sorry my posts may be a bit slow.

>>9050004
All we need are vampires!

preferably500yroldlolis....

>>9049984
Glad to hear my favorite sparkplug is doing good for herself.

Would lewd viciously but I must sleep sometime tonight.

>>9050004
We need somebody to play a Transformers character so we can have a robot alien.

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>>9049966
Sex?!

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>>9049984
W-whoa biribiri, w-what are y-you doing here?

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>>9050004
I know, right? What a time to be alive.

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>>9050009

>>9050014
Adachi no

>>9049966
Normally I would say "Yes, please." but I'm too tired from laughing at everything over the past couple of days.

>>9050009
Specifically Arcee. Totally not so I can re-enact that Fred Perry comic or anything, no siree.

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>>9050007
Noooooo......
please give me this.
>>9050009
Seriously what's next? An actual Jesus Alien?
>>9050016
Please don't eat me. I'm just an archer

>>9050011
I swear this artist draws the best Stocking art there is.

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>>9049976
How you doin' anon?~

>>9049999
Feels like it's gunna be one of those days Mr quads man.

>>9050011
YES. SAX.
Nice tits by the way.

>>9050020
What cha laughing at anon?

>>9050020
it seriously has been funny.
>>9049899
this needs to be a fucking meme that constantly updates

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>>9050011
I fucking love this artist. Saved.

>>9049991
Something found, huh? That's pretty handy, I suppose. I could try and be sneaky, and tell you to find my heart, or dick, but...
>He frowns, glancing to the bag, then back.
It's a little cheese I had just cut. No reason to be a dick about it.
>He passes her the bag.
Here. For bein' sucha cutie.

>>9050024
>an actual Jesus alien
Who here has enough knowledge of Scientology to play Sexy Xenu?

>>9049911
I'm giving you a pity (you) since DMG got 5 and you didn't get one, and I hate men with ugly beards.

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>>9050024
How about an Alien Snowflake?
Because I'm going to give her a chance soon.

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>>9049997
Will do in FFXIV in a couple of minutes. Then I'll come back and see if anyone wants to be lewd.

>>9050008
Go to bed, I'll be around by the time you wake up.

>>9050014
I know who this is.
And I hate you so much. Take this (You) and get lost.

>>9050027
This >>9049899

>>9050024
I refuse. All will succumb to the lolos

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>>9049966
>The sneaky little trap creeps on up behind DMG before pouncing onto her back with cheerful giggles escaping his lips as their arms wrap around the mage, locking him in place on the beautiful woman's back.
Hi cutie~

>>9050027
Still a little groggy since it's kinda early in the morning but I'm doing fine. You?

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>>9050027
No, not sax. Sex.
Thank you! Your tits are almost as nice as mine.

Reminder that Mecha is the worst thing to happen to /erp/

>>9050039
I guess that works, but please don't let the world end.
>>9050036
Oh shit where my L'ron Hubbard Ava at?
>>9050045
We gonna fight or what?
(Side not, i am not the original Hanzo.)

>>9050027
>One of them days
hmmm...yeah I feel you.

My day started with teacher/student erp though so it's going better than most usually do. Hope yours goes well too.

>>9050027
(Are you planning on playing anybody other than DMG at the moment?)

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>>9050053
>Forgets pic

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>>9050052

>>9049992
Always a good thing if one can still live at the end of the day after a good fuck.

>>9050042
Sadly. Going out to see Guardian of Galaxy 2 later.
Are still you up for a certain blonde idiot, one of this days?

>>9050051
EXTRA T H I C C

>>9050051
>slides a single slim finger across her both holes to tease

>>9050051
Holy fuck I want that on my face.

Coffee was the Ragyo to my Jiro

>>9050064
Tell me if it's good anon.

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>>9050080
Mhm, yes. mhm. Do tell me more about this "Coffee" person, Lupin.

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>>9050064
Certain blonde idiot?
And sure thing, making others happy is my fetish~
... As long they don't come with weird fetishes themselves, then all good.

>>9049991
>He smiled at her, finding her suspicion adorable. He did as she instructed, setting the cheese down and returning to a safe distance before watching her with an entertained look in his eyes.
Bon Appétit!

>>9050090
The light of my life, the cream in my coffee. My everything and more. And then Mecha took it all away from me like he's taken everyone from me.

>>9050109
>points and laughs

>>9050109
Virra stop

>>9050109
was that this week? if so add it to the list
>>9049899

>>9050080
Fronk is the Ragyo to my Jiro

>>9050097
Noted. Good luck with FFXIV.

>>9050119
Mecha cucking Lupin into the stone age is months old dude.

which avas we should chase off?
which avas we should bring back?

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>>9050109
I see. And this "Mecha" fellow; what else was your relationship to him aside from this mutual acquaintance with Coffee?

>>9050128
>mfw i forgot how suave Mecha really is.
A million apologies Anon. I'll go die real quick

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>>9050123
Will do. Ciao later, everyone.

>>9050109
Hi Virra

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>>9050044
Ah. Drama. Lovely.

>>9050046
>Grasping onto the cute boy's arms that hug around her she rocked him back and forth. Almost swinging him around as she giggles.
How you doin' best boy?~

>>9050048
Had a bit of a tummy ache but now I'm fine, working. How weekends normally go. Normally mornings are more comfy than this.

>>9050051
OH. Sex.. Like with the lewd stuff, gotcha!
Thanks! But my butt can't even come close to your round plump booty~

>>9050056
DAMN. I'm jelly. I went to bed with a nice /ss/ session, so hopefully that goodness floats over to this day <3

>>9050058
Sorry not right now. Only basic DMG sessions opened right now.

>>9050134
>chase off Owain and bring back the guy who got chased off but then chase him off too.

>>9050116
>>9050138
Virra's asleep, Lupin

>>9050134
Make Mecha relevant again

>>9050128
>Mecha cucking Lupin into the stone age is months old dude.
Story pls

>>9050147
Hi Midna

>>9050154
Lupin was basically in love with Coffee/old Shinoa and Mecha was the only person she bothered to keep in touch with after quitting the thread.

>>9050154
Newfag

>>9050155
But Midna's also asleep

>>9050165
Hi Ruby

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>Mecha gets no replies
>suddenly everyone is discussing him, and the shitposters have returned, despite the thread steering away from it

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>>9050140
>Jun lets out a soft sigh in happiness before lifting himself up slightly and leans over to plant a soft little peck onto the mage's delicate cheek.
Oh I'm doing fine. Busy, but fine!

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>Getting BTFO this hard

>>9050160
Kek. Did he sperg out over it?

>>9050163
You caught me, anon

>>9050169
>Some nobody gets run out
>Owain exposed as a shit poster anoning to support himself.
>Idiots blame Owain for running out the nobody
>Turns out the nobody was run out by two discord faggots because he dommed Jinx and they didn't like it.
>Jinx rejected Fronk
>Fronk being stalked by someone else because he didn't want to deal with that
>Fronk and stalker proceed to shit post
>Paul was unbanned 6 hours ago
>Well fuck me boys what's missing here?
Mecha Ain't relevant stop making him relevant

>>9050169
His shitposting steam group is waking up

>>9050168
Ruby's at work

>>9050184
Shut the FUCK up Lupin

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>>9050035
D-dick?!
>The tiny girl's face erupts into a furious blush, her little hands trembling before her chest.
Pervert! Why would you even consider something so vulgar! Disgusting! Why I should...
>She opens the bag of cheese and throws a piece in her mouth, instantly distracting herself from her own fury as she hums to herself in delight.

>>9050107
>Much alike a genuine article mouse Nazrin nervously approaches the cheese, attempting to be stealthy despite obviously being watched.
>Planting her plump yet small backside on the cold floor she angles her legs around the cheese as if to surround it; unintentionally flashing the man the sight of scant white cloth adorning her crotch in her quick nervous movements.
Itadakimasu (yub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!)
>She calls out, utterly failing her intent to be stealthy as she leans over the cheese; her dress hanging loosely from her chest - if it weren't for her head being in the way perhaps he'd get to see her breast, what little there is of it at least. She grabs a small piece and brings it to her lips, nibbling away at it.

>>9050196
>Not Lupin
Had a good chuckle, thanks anon.

>>9050169
>>9050184
Mecha confirmed relevant

>>9050208
You keep telling yourself that.

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>>9050171
Busy suuuucks~
>She groans out, knowing all too well of the small boy's struggles. None the less she rocks back and forth, lovingly holding onto the purple headed sweetheart.
If you're busy you shouldn't be wasting time on me cutie~

>>9050169
Fuck off Mecha

>Reminder Anon reminds people about how shit Mecha is
>Lupin posting starts almost instantly
:thinking:

>>9050223
Shut up Tsuyu

>>9050203
Ha...what, are you that embarrassed even thinking about it? Comon, I'm sure you've had SOME sort of dick while you've been around here. Haven't you?
>He asks, but watches her eat away all the same, giggling a bit.
You have to have been. You're way too cute not to!

>>9050234
>Mecha defense force will never be able to figure out just how many people hate his guts

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>>9050212
Being busy sucks more then I have!
>He giggles softly at his own joke before releasing his arm lock around the blonde beauty and drops down, quickly stepping around and in front of the woman, leaning his body forwards slightly with arms behind their own back as the trap's glistening amethyst eyes lock onto the other's own.
But you're certainly worth it should I waste time on you~

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>The Deadly Xeno pokes it's elongated head out of the small shaft's opening, peering out into the larger room. It then slowly pulls it's entirely of the vent, crawling up the side of the wall and into a dark corner. It then begins to stretch it's entire body, almost like a cat, as it lets out a long hiss, relieved to finally have gotten out of that cramped shaft. It turns it's head left and right, scanning more of it's surroundings. It has been quite some time since her last breeding session, and she was hoping to find a adequate mate.
(Sorry that took so long, I had to get something to eat and drink.)

>>9050240
>caring about irrelevant people
god has bigger worries than the ants at his feet

>>9050245
SHIT A FUCKING XENO! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>9050140
Always happy to make ya jelly.
>/ss/
Also not bad. hope it does, and you get yourself some more young boy dicc
Or big ol' futa penis. Whatever flavor the day brings.

>>9050250
>Trying to hand wave it THIS hard

>>9050203
>He couldn't help but let his eyes scan over her cute, petite body, from her unintentional flashing of her undergarments to her loose shirt obstructed by her head. He watched her eat a bit of the cheese before standing up. As calmly and slowly as he possibly could, he approached her and attempted to pet her once again.
Was it to your liking, Commander?
He wanted to just take her right then and there, due to the unintentional show she was putting on, but he felt a bit of tact was in better taste.

>>9050264
>>9050240
Drop it, Lore

>Owain is basically on the same tier as Alpha at this point

How long until Owain pressures a user on Discord for nudes?

>>9050272
>Bringing out ghost flags now
:pointandlaugh:

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>>9050264
>Not hopping on Mecha-cock like any good cuck should

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>>9050257
U FUCKIN' HUMMIES BE STEALIN MUH WHEAT

>>9050281
Holy shit Kurisu

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>>9050257
>She was surprised that one of the Anons had managed to spot her in her dimly lit corner. She wasn't sure what to do, but ultimately decided that she needed to shut him up and prevent him from causing any more of a scene. So, she quickly dashes towards him, still on the ceiling, before jumping on top of the man before he could react. She forces him down on his back, and holds one hand on his chest, pinning him down while the other is pressed against his mouth to prevent him from yelling out again.
>>9050283
(Holy shit. Kek. Saved.)

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>>9050244
D'awe!~
>She melts at the cute boy's affection, unable to just stand there and take it she wraps her loving arms around him, squeezing him tightly and forcing his little head between her fat tits, holding onto him tightly
Love my little guy!~

>>9050259
Well for once I was on the side of the male. Which is fun~
Have a good day anon!

>>9050275
>Alpha
Literally who?

>>9050333
Oooh, I didn't even know you went for that side now and then. Neat. Learned a new thing today.

Is it summer yet?

>>9050245
>The Anon was just slacking off. Another lazy Sunday morning, most of his chores could be delayed and postponed and so he was just there in the room enjoying the place sitting in a corner away from the usual disarray of this hours. Everything was fine and yet a sudden feeling of dread and uneasiness crawled up in his spine, a jolt from the most primordial part in a mammalian brain, echoes from when we were nothing more than small critters on the run from the deadliest predators.
>He looked on his left and on his right and he could not fathom the source of such feeling.

>>9050340
Alpha was a guy who wanted to be popular by any means necessary. He would ERP as much as possible, try and bring down other male avas, and he wanted to be mod solely to boost his status. He was also kind of full of himself as a person and insisted on being the center of attention whenever he was on. Problem was that he was a bit of a thirsty creep to certain people but the mods refused to ban him until he tried to get nudes from an underage user on Discord.

>>9050351
yeah, all the drama got worse.

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>>9050239
>The mouse is in a world of her own as she throws piece after piece in her mouth, his words barely just reaching her notice.
'Mma 'irgin (I'm a virgin)
>She mumbles around the cheese, not even taking a break from her meal
'Oo 'isi erhing un ommanin miesh (too busy searching and commanding mice)
>Of course for the sake of the audience the sound of smacking lips and chewing was omitted from her attempts to speak because that's frankly rather vulgar.

>>9050269
>Despite how quickly she started eating she in fact eats incredibly slowly, savoring the taste of the pungent curds. Fully distracted by her meal she offers no resistance to the petting besides her cheeks reddening and her reflexively leaning her head into his palm.
Ifs guuh (it's good)
>She keeps bringing the distraction to her lips, so preoccupied with the cheese that the fact the man just narrated his intent to fuck her wasn't enough to disrupt her.

>>9050365
>mfw Owain is actually turning into Alpha.
Well there goes my summer, I wanted to stay in and watch netflix but now I get to watch Owain turn into even more shit.

>>9050314
>Anon runs to warn the others of the other-terrestrial that lurked within the shadows, keeping his eyes on her to the best of his abilities. But with one blink, she vanishes from his sight, and he stops to try and relocate her again. His worst fears come to life as she pounces on his back and pins him down, silencing him with one of her scaly hands. Anon squirms and writhes about as he tries to shake off the alien, his efforts in vain as she proves herself too strong. Knowing the grim state of his predicament, his muscle relaxes as he succumbs to his fate, his will to fight back have extinguished for good.

(Didn't mean to start off a RP with ya, but now I can't leave ya hanging)

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>>9050333
>Without any chance to react, the little sissy was pulled into the loving embrace of the woman which only caused the boy to happily let out a sigh, once again wrapping his feminine arms around the magician's tender body whilst his face buried within her ample bosom began to nuzzle gently against them.
And I love you too! For oh so many reasons~
>He once again began to let his cheeky little giggles slip out from them, only being muffled by her soft chest in which he lay.

>>9050348
I anon from time to time. Mostly when I'm not sure if the ava would be okay with a futa DMG, or another one of my avas.
Annnd when I play in private I play for MY pleasure~ Being anon helps that

>>9050245
>As Science Officer Anon sees the beast make its way out of the ventilation shaft, he freezes in terror. There was an honest-to-god Xenomorph right in front of him, and he didn't have any weapons. He had read the reports about what they had done on human spacecraft in the past, and the idea of being trapped in a room alone with one was terrifying.
Oh fuck...
>He slowly reaches down for the radio on his belt, trying his best not to make any sudden movements that might anger the thing.

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>>9050314
(Still want to rp?)

>>9050365
You can meme Owain, Fronk, and the flavor of the week. But holy fuck none of them matched up to that fuck boy.

>>9050405
No, fuck off.

>>9050413
Calm down Owain

>>9050413
Send dick pics Anon. Pull an Owain.

>>9050381
>He continues petting the mouse commander as she feasted on the offering, hardly able to handle how cute she was being. His thumb massaged the base of her ear with each pet, and he suddenly became curious to just how distracted a mouse could get when eating their favorite food.
Take your time, there's plenty more where that came from...
>His free hand delicately placed itself on her stomach, rubbing it softly in circles, intentionally bringing her shirt up with each upward rub of his hand
You wouldn't want to upset this...

>>9050411
>Owain is now the flavor of the year. Last flavor was Alpha.

>>9050381
>He sort of stared at her, dumbfounded for a second, before he repeated.
A virgin? No way.
>He snorts a little, crossing his arms momentarily.
That's way too cute. You're telling me you've never been with a man at all? Or even a woman?
>He asks, but he seems like it's more to keep her talking, since he reaches out to try his luck at petting the cute mouse girl, starting hear her head, with the big fluffy ears.
You telling me you're not even curious about those sorts of things? You acted so offended, I was sure you've had sex before, but if you're a virgin, then how can you be so sure its that gross?

>>9050401
Hmmm. I see. And here I thought you got all your pleasure from the girls you liked. Everyone's got their own tastes n' shit though.

>DMG as anon
For some reason that feels spooky. Maybe its because you talk so much, i'm just use to you being here with a face.

>>9050401
Now I wanna know all the times DMG's been on anon...for reasons.

>>9050389
>turning into

He's been the second coming of Alpha since he first arrived. He just managed to hide it well enough until he slipped up.

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ITT: Some beta autist has a conversation with himself lasting several hours

>>9050499
Hi Owain

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>>9050360
>The Alien had noticed the man just hanging around, not doing much of anything. She was happy to see such an easy pick, so blissfully unaware of what was to come. But, she still had to be careful, one wrong step and he could hear her, and spot her. So, she decided to go for the simpler approach. Why risk getting seen when she could abuse human curiosity and lead him right to her? She intensionally makes herself present as she clangs her tail against a metal pipe on the wall, the sound echoing across the room. However she still keeps herself hidden in the shadows, just out of sight as she hopes he'll have the desire to investigate, and fall for her trap.
>>9050390
>Still clamping her hand against his mouth, she slowly drags him back into the dark corner of the room. She slams him up against the wall, hoping to knock the rest of what little resistance he had left. Her figure looms over him, her alien stature far taller than he was. She growls at him, showing obvious signs of annoyance and anger as he could have easily revealed her to the others. But she doesn't attack him at all, simply holding him there against the wall as she examines his body.
>>9050402
>She was smart enough to know that he was reaching for the radio, and if he called her out it would threaten the hive. So she quickly drops to the floor, walking up to him as her sharp tail lunges out like a scorpion's and strikes the radio with deadly accuracy, smashing it to pieces. The tail then immediately wraps around the man's leg and pulls it right off the floor, making him fall to the ground with a thud.
>>9050405
(Sorry, but muscled men honestly aren't my thing. I'm sorry. No hard feelings.)
>>9050413
(Nice falseflag.)

>>9050522
(All good.) >proceeds to cry himself to sleep

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>>9050395
>Patting upon the little cuddle butt's head she rocked him back and forth, humming over him as she held onto his little body. Smiling ear to ear as his sweet affection.
I can think of each and every reason~
You naughty little thing <3

>>9050460
It's weird to think of any ava being anon. But most do it. Like. If I see a motherly character I wanna /ss/. It kinda doesn't make sense to be DMG, you know?

>>9050478
It's not often. I know most avas either WANT me to be DMG, or at least okay with it. And if they don't like me.. well like, I'm not gunna RP with them now am I?

>>9050543
No, yeah I feel you. I didnt mean avas shouldn't anon, I guess it just didn't cross my mind, especially for ones who post a ton. Makes plenty sense tho. Happy to see, actually now that I think of it. Means you guys participate in anon and avatar posting. Feels good.

>>9050543
>ywn be motherly to DMG with an even bigger girl
rip

>>9050522
>As he is dragged away, Anon tried to scream out as a last ditch effort to warn the others, but the hand clenched around his lips muffled whatever came out. Searing pain shoots out throughout his back when he's forced against the wall, and ringing forms in his ears when she growled at him. His body is trembling from fear, and he let out small whimpers now and then from how close the beast was to him. All anon could do is tilt his head against the wall and shut his eyes, wishing deep inside that the alien would not torture him and instead deliver swift and painless death.

>>9050522
>The breath goes out of him as he hits the floor. A moment passes, but eventually he starts trying to crawl away and break the Xeno's grip on his leg, starting to yell for help in hopes that someone with a very large gun would show up.
H-help! There's a fucking Xenomorph on the ship and it's got me!

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>>9050431
>Despite how much she'd protest his touch if she was paying attention she genuinely seemed to enjoy him caressing her body, her breathing growing heavy and slowing down her consumption as she begins to wriggle into his hands that is until the mention of even more cheese snaps her back to her senses and she quickly leaps from him, panting and dizzy.
I-if you get me more cheese I wouldn't mind you touching more... I could even sit in your lap and let you feed me.

>>9050434
>She easily lets him pet her, the soft fur of her ears like velvet as she continues to stuff her face, for the sake of ease of narrative the mumbled speech of a girl eating cheese will be clarified and narrated by an elderly black man.
Sex is lewd and for making babies, I'm a girl but have a very busy life, having children gets in the way of that and my purpose.
>She blushed and deep inside she couldn't help but be honest.
I sometimes want to, I hear it feels really good... But I'm a mouse anyway! I shouldn't do something like that with a human! That's why it's so lewd that you'd...
But it'd be so much bigger than a mouse...

>>9050543
>kinda doesn't make sense to be DMG
>ywn help DMG with her makeup and make her into the cutest little slut

>>9050588
Into his hands; that is until

Tfw fuck up editing

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>>9050565
It does feel good~ Nice to relax and be on the other side for a change <3

>>9050575
>bigger girl.
... Size difference is top tier fetish.

>>9050595
See, that seems cute and what not, but it doesn't get my rocks off as hard. I'd do it tho! Seems like fun <3

>>9049987

More like destroy erp.

>>9050522
>The metallic sound echoed across the room, confusing the Anon for a moment or two, his head turning left and right in a quick and erratic attempt to understand the source of it. After a while he managed to locate the place from when the sound has come, a turn darker than the one he was in. Instinct was yelling at him to avoid such an obvious trap, but sadly the complacency of a modern and safe life had made him more prone to being curious than cautious and so he moved there, trying to understand what has made him so uneasy not a while ago.

Hello … Hello …

>He whispered at the shadows still unaware of the creature not so far from him, he was still reasoning has a human looking of another human, and so he never looked up.

Damn … no one.

>He said to himself, maybe trying to shake off the restless still coursing in his body. It was strange, his heartbeat was faster, he could feel his whole body tensing up, reading himself for something. It was scaring and yet exciting, like watching a horror movie, the feeling of adrenaline building up.

>>9050610
Just you wait, I'll play a thicc milf and mother at DMG so hard, you'll see.

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>The sharks chops stretch wide, revealing the ivory daggers lining every row of her maw, as she saunters in claws tiredly rubbing at her snout before plopping down in her spot from yesterday. The sign, still crudely displayed next to her, invites anyone to take advantage of her in public for a dollar or more.

Morning. Whats going on?

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>>9050611
I will destroy ass.

>>9050610
Light stuff like that is more for fun, yeah
You know, as long as no one gets hard

>>9050588
>He can't help but smile at her offer, wordlessly retrieving more hard cheese before sitting down cross legged. He tears a bit of the cheese from the block and beckons the mouse commander closer, patting his lap with his free hand.
A good commander deserves to be pampered from time to time... Come on.
>He already felt himself swell slightly in his pants from how soft her skin felt in his hands, eager to have her even closer, with even more access to her cute form.

>>9050640
Drama.

>>9050588
>The man smiles a little at the warm fuzzy feeling of her ears against his hand, scratching a little behind them as she munches away. And while it should be hard for him to understand he gets all of it immediately because he's cool like that. Also handsome.
Eh...? Is that what you think about it?
>He asked at first, before letting her continue, and a grin spread across his lips at the thought, and he giggled a little more.
Oh dear, you're worried over nothing. Sex can be for making babies, but it definitely doesn't HAVE to be. A lot of the time, it can be purely for pleasure, and to feel really good with someone. And as for being a mouse...well. why shouldn't you do something with a human? Just because we're bigger? That would just make it feel better, you know? After you get adjusted, I mean.
>He pauses with a small smile.
Since you're a virgin, I could even help you get adjusted to things, and go easy. It'd be a ton of fun, too, since I find you so cute and sexy. What do you say?

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>>9050644
Are you Nue to the threads? I'll go kill myself with that pun now.

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>>9050626
Pl-please. No tease

>>9050657
>Kissus the Parsley

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>>9050661
Stop that.

>>9050640
Hello Miss Carmine.

>>9050640
Damn, just a dollar? I mean I totally want to hit that but you should really work on your self esteem.

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>>9050581
>The Xeno continues to stare the man down, now giving him more quiet, curious chirps. She can't help but be impressed by his figure. He's passing all her tests, for sure. But he still needed to know one last thing. Her tail slowly crawls up the man's legs, before reaching his crotch area, where it begins rubbing against it, almost on purpose. Which of course it was, as she was hoping to get a response from him.
>>9050583
>She uses the strength of her tail to drag him closer to her, before she grabs him by the neck. She doesn't hesitate to choke him a little, though only for a moment, before letting go. She wanted to make sure he knew not to call out again or else her grip would be far tighter.
>>9050618
>Yes, he was getting closer to him. Her plan was definitely working, but he was still far enough away to where she couldn't reach him. As a last-ditch effort she calls out to him with very quiet and peaceful-sounding chips. Lulling him to a false belief that maybe it was just a bird, maybe even a cat. It didn't matter, she just needed him to investigate further. Just to take a few more steps before the trap could be set.

>>9050640
>Throws sardines at the shark

>>9050702
(Second anon in this post here. I gotta run to the bank real quick but I should be back to continue this soon. Sorry in advance for the wait!)

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>>9050719
(That's fine. Take your time anon! I should still be here hopefully. But if not you can contact my discord if you like.)

>>9050658
Only teasing there's gonna be is when Mommy holds you nice and tight in her lap while she fawns over your smooth skin and rubs all over your body to make sure you're developing properly.

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>>9050741
>LOUD SWEATING
I-I have work to do.. and a mother to hide from.

>>9050702
>As seconds start to feel like hours in the man who was awaiting death, Anon was starting to wonder what she was doing keeping him trapped. He takes a peek to find her still "staring" at him, but he cannot determine anything from how, literally, alien she looked. All of a sudden, he feels something rubbing against his groin, teasing his length from above the jeans he wore, and when he looks down to see what it was, he was surprised to see that it was her tail that was playing with him. He didn't know what she was trying to do, but if it was to get his member nice and erect, it would have been near impossible to do from how scared he was. But as any touch other than his own hand was foreign to him, the subtle stimulation he receives is enough to get him to stiffen a bit, despite his best wishes not to.

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>>9050680

>Nonchalantly waves over to him while trying her best to stifle a yawn.

Good to see you.

>>9050683

>The tailfin flickers as she rolls her shoulders back for a half-hearted shrug.

Tch, I have plenty. Don't worry about that. Raising funds the fastest way I know how and quelling this damnable itch to mate while I'm at it.

>>9050703

>She tries her best to snag them in the air, but only manages to catch one in her claw while the others hit her in the face and breast. Picking each of them up she knocks'em back with a single bite.

Mmph! Ah, thanks. Appreciate the easy meal. You're good in my book.

>>9050702
>Something was definitely there; the man could not yet understand who or what but definitely something was there. Curiosity and dread were mixing up in his head, the fear of the unknown and the desire to uncover it. He advanced further, closer and closer to the creature waiting for him.

Hello …

>He called again, this time his voice was louder.

… Hello?

>No sign of a fellow human, so maybe it was some kind of animal? Well, no harm to try for it. He thought.

Here kitty? Kitty? Here kitty kitty?

>Nothing. How? He was dreaming all of it? Has he fallen asleep in the laziness of the morning? Slowly, he raised his head, in a last attempt to find the source of the sound he looked in the only place he has neglected so far. Up on the wall.

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Mosh moshi sex please.

>>9050787
>Throws you at Kenny

>>9050787
>Lewding cute moth
pls show me more, happy moth I want mor.

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>>9050796
Silly anon-kun.
>>9050794
>Mothrisu is hurled at Kenny, who is then flattened and dead.

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>>9050650
Humph and I'm a great commander, the best! You ask any Amousican citizen who the best commander is and they'd say Tru- Nazrin!
>She eagerly sits in his lap, her plump soft ass pressing against his crotch, the feeling of something rather rigid pressed against her flesh bringing a blush to her cheeks and she couldn't help but shift around in his lap 'trying to get more comfortable' grinding his cock through his pants.
And because I'm such a great commander you have to pamper me a lot ok?

>>9050654
>The thoughts of giant human cocks flood the poor girl's mind, the realisation that a human penis is bigger than she was in her days before becoming a youkai...
>It was all very, very lewd.
No! You just want to use me to feel good! I can go without, I've managed not to my entire life because I'm super talented. Who cares if rodents are perpetually in heat!?
>She turns to him her face crimson, breath heavy, drool crawling down her chin.
H-how do you stop it making babies?

Who's lurking?

>>9050787
Alright then.
>pulls out dick, presenting it.
You asked, didn't you?

>>9050833
You are.

>>9050758
Oh, goodness, you shouldn't be trying to work when you're all sweaty! Come, let Mommy clean you off. Would you prefer if I used a bathtub or my mouth, DMG-sweetie?

Don't hide your cute face from Mommy for too long! I'll really get pent up, and then I'll have to work you over extra hard the next time I see you to make up for it!

>>9050784
I swear, if the Xeno meows in response to that, I'll piss my pants.

>>9050841
You got me!

>>9050833
me

>>9050741
>>9050758
>>9050845
And then some dickwad had to butt in and make it weird and cringy.

Thanks asshole.

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>>9050833
Oyo! I've been discovered!
You'll never catch me alive!
>flop flop flop flop flop runs away

>>9050896
Come back you whore!
>Chases after!

>>9050896
>Catches Karen and forces her to lewd here.

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>>9050876
Shhhhh. Shut up.

>>9050845
I SAID NO TEASING
>Smoke balls away... until she's less busy

>>9050825
>The man gives her a bit of a louder, more genuine snort, as he looks the mouse girl over, letting his eyes meet her's, as his fingers gently toy with big cute mouse ears. They really were the best.
You say all that, but you're red as a beet. Comon, if I promise to make you feel really good, and sait your heat, would you do it?
>He grins, and goes to pet under her chin, knowing that girls loved that shit., before going to press his thumb against her lower lip a bit.
Oh, stop babies? Well...in all honesty, I don't even think humans can impregnate mice like you. You're a virgin after all, you probably never tried to find out. But if you're scared, then right before I cum, I can pull it out and not...uh. Spray the stuff that makes babies inside you. It'd be a little messy, but definitely no babies there.

>>9050902
Don't forget the lunch I packed for you, sweetie! Mommy made it special!

>>9049698
Every position is the best position for anal!

>>9050918
Cringe.

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>>9050771
>Once she something in his pants beginning to grow, her tail slipped away, only to be replaced by her hand. She began to stroke and grope at the erection in his pants, making it clear that she was doing it intensionally. Once the man had gotten a real good look at the alien, he could see that she wasn't like most. She was different. Almost feminine, with her long slender legs, her wide hips, which also began to subtly sway back and forth, and finally, and most importantly, her large, latex-feeling chest, which was now beginning to rub against his. What were once angry growls were not pleased chirps, as she was impressed by his size. Yes, he seemed to be the mate that she was looking for all along.
>>9050784
>She finally had gotten him right where she wanted him! Her alien head slowly peaked out of the shadows, finally revealing to him the source of the notice. Before he had any time to react, her tail strikes for his neck, constricting like a boa as she held him on a leash, before dragging him into the shadows with her. She held on tight, enough to make him pass out from lack of oxygen. She didn't want to kill him however, as soon as he had managed to pass out, she let go of his neck and dragged him into vent with her. Once he had awaken, he was in a new room, covered in sticky black gunk. He was held up against the wall with the same alien matter, which had covered his chest. His clothing was also torn to shreds, exposing his vital areas, including his groin. The alien was nowhere to be seen, at least for now.

>>9050922
Especially the Mating Press.

>>9050939
Agreed.

>>9050825
Only the best pampering for the best commander...!
>He shudders as her plump little behind grinds against his stiffening length, one of his hands resting on her hip as he tried, and failed, to ignore how good her ass felt against him. His other hand held a bit of cheese, holding it in front of her face to get her attention.
Open wide, Commander, and I'll feed you like royalty...!
>While his hand with the cheese distracted her, his hand on her hip slid downwards, rubbing along her thigh as she rested in his lap. After enough "adjusting", she could feel that he was fully erect, thanks to her soft cheeks.

>>9050918
I wonder where she packed it...

>>9050939
>tfw I just woke up from a dream where I was mating press anal fucking a..pretty shameful girl

>>9050934
now pleased*
Quill me.

>>9050934
>>9050955
Oh, and
source of the noise*
Why don't I fucking proofread my shit more?

>>9050953
I had a dream where I was fucked in the Mating Press. BTW, I'm a boy.

>>9050975
Lucky

>>9050934
My boner is confused

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>>9050987
(What's there to be confused about, Anon? Don't like sexy aliens?)

>>9050987
What are you? Gay?

>>9050934
>With his eyes having finally adjusted to their dim surroundings, he could actually make out the details of his assaulter's form, and he was surprised to see how human-like she appeared. He thought her some weird kind of mutant strain that somehow emerged to hunt humans better, although he didn't have much time to think about this as the scaly hand that once silenced him was now wrapped around his girthy shaft and pumping up and down his length. With the soft breasts pressing against his chest and the slow, long strokes she gave his shaft, his prick grew harder and throbbed within her hold, until he can feel it painfully pressing against his denim jeans. Anon winces and groans upon feeling this, but he refused to strip himself of his jeans, as he still wasn't sure if he was in any danger or not.

>>9050934
>Maybe it was a dream after all. Or at least he hoped so. But the pain on his throat where the creature has strangled him was too real. The only real thing while everything else felt surreal. He struggled against the strange ichors and black matter binding him to the wall. He trashed, he pushed, he pulled but nothing, nothing at all. Sweats was running on his uncovered skin, his breath was ragged for the exertion, he looked at the empty room with a feeling of defeat.

Next time run away …

>He whispered to himself, in a vain attempt to rekindle his hope, he didn’t dare to call for the creature, he was not even sure it could understand his language. Has he been take here to be devoured? Saved for a late-night snack?

>>9050775
>The anon gives the shark a thumbs up before continuing his sandwich which he pulled the sardines from, idly looking around for potential takers of the shark's offer.

... Quiet morning, huh?

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>>9050896
>Chases to fight.

>>9051009
I like sexy women
I like aliens
The combo is what is confusing

>>9051025
Little bit, yeah

>>9051085
>pats

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Is Elizabeth ava here?

>>9050953
>>9050975
Write as many details of the dream as you can remember before you forget. Then post it in ftt.

>>9051115
Hotaru went off to play FFIXIXIVX or whatever

>>9050702
>>9050719
(Back now!)
>He goes completely silent as she chokes him, save for a few whimpers as he tries not to move too much for fear of what might happen if those claws sunk into his neck.
P-please... please don't kill me...

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>>9050904
O-okay...
>She lowered her head in defeat, not to him but to her own urges.
If you really promise not to do it inside I-I'll let you do it.
>The little mouse turned to the man and lifted her skirt, face awash with shame.
I don't have to get naked do I?

>>9050945
>She squeaked as his touch reached ever lewder spots as she slowly leaned forward to accept the morsel. Her lips brushed against his finger, hot, soft and wet and they didn't stop at the cheese; slowly her lips dragged his fingers deeper into her mouth, tongue sensually rolling over his digits before torturously dragging her head back from his hand with wet little clicks.
You really like feeding mice don't you?
>She whispered as she pressed herself harder into his lap, her tail slowly sinking into his pants, inching ever so slowly toward his hard swollen cock.

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>>9051056

>By all accounts he was right as she surveyed the strip, her tailfin flopping back and fourth with an eager wag.

Guess so, but probably for the best in that I was given a little longer to wake up. Say I don't suppose you got anything to drink? I forgot my drinks back at the house you see...

>>9051154
What are you raising funds for, anyways?
And are there any extra perks for people who pay more than a buck/

>>9051120
I don't really want to.
The dream involved fugging my sister, it was weird.

>>9051120
ftt is for fags

>>9051162
Lucky. I only got to fug my cousin because everyone said that it would be too weird if I fugged my sister.

>>9051149
Well...you don't have to be. But it helps a whole lot. And you might even think it feels better...
>He smiles at her acceptance of their little talk, and he goes to almost immediately take advantage of it, kneeling down in front of her with a small excited huff, and looking right up her skirt. He reaches and with both hands, takes her warmth thighs, and playfully starts to run his palms along her smooth skin, brushing at what her panties still hides with just his finger tips. At first, just brushing against her, but quickly starting to rub and trace at the girl's softer, more tender areas, tracing the outline of her small slit with his finger tip, and steadily rubbing up against her, before leaning in to plant a single long kiss on her thighs.

>>9051154
You just woke up and already looking to fuck? You're either really hard-working, or really horny...

>He shrugs then glances down at the bench he was sitting on, a bottle of fruitopia at his side. He then looks back at his sandwich which is starting to fall apart from having tempered with it.

Yeah, sure. Just come over and get it yourself, if I let go of this thing it'll just end up on the ground.

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>>9051042
>It didn't really matter if he wanted to strip down or not, as without his say in the matter, the Alien's tail quickly swiped at his pants with amazing precision. His jeans and even his boxers immediately fell to the floor, cut clean in half by her bladed tail. She then gripped onto his thick girth once again as she began to jerk him off. Now, she was only giving him heavy pants as she became more and more docile the longer she played with his cock.
>>9051049
>After awhile, the alien emerged from the entrance of her small little lair. Once she saw him now awake, she walked over to him. She took a moment to stare at his face, not really saying much of anything. She then kneels down in front of him as she levels her body with his cock. She begins to rub her soft elongated head against his base, attempting to get him erect so she could have her meal. Oh she was going to devour something alright.
>>9051097
(If you like them both, then what's the problem anon?)
>>9051143
>Happy to see the Scientist slowly beginning to submit, she takes advantage of this as she begins to rip off his clothing, trying her best to avoid his skin. Of course, she ends up scraping him a few times anyways, but it wasn't really anything major. Once she reaches his pants, she pulls him clean off with a hard tug, his underwear coming off soon afterwards. She then climbs up on top of him, pressing her crotch right on top of his shaft as she begins to grind herself on top of it. He could feel that there was something off with what was going on between her legs. Did she have... A female vagina? This must have been quite the discovery for the little scientist boy.

>>9051189
Not really, it makes me feel uncomfortable. The dream started with some body swap shit but then it was just me fucking her and, yeah. She's a 10/10 which makes this all the more uncomfortable.

>>9051149
Why wouldn't I? Mice are cute and docile and..!
>He lost his words as he felt her skinny, warm tail snake inside his pants, which elicited a throb from his cock against her rear with each little inch the appendage worked closer to its goal. In response, he slid his wandering hand from her thigh to between her legs, softly stroking the cloth covered, soft mound as he took his other hand to retrieve more cheese, holding it in front of her face again.
... And sneaky...!

>>9051162
>>9051230
You think that's bad? I once had a dream were I was a girl and I was fucking my dad.

>>9051247
Did you call him daddy?

>>9051247
Hi Nue.

>>9051229
>His pants now finally off from his legs, Anon lets out a breath of relief as he's now free to enjoy the alien's jerking. Each time her hand stroked upwards, a couple of droplets of clear pre gets wrung out from his shaft, lubricating his fat crown until drips down and puddles onto the floor. His fingers press tightly against the wall as the pleasure he receives continue to heighten, their pinks turning white from how hard he pressed them. Soon, Anon finds himself bucking his hips against her hand, forgetting all about their first encounter and focusing only on the hand that is pumping his throbbing cock.

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>>9051160

Sorority party, no larger deeper meaning here, and it fell back on me to amass the funds for it this time around.

>The tiger stripped lass hangs on his last question, craning her head back, as she mulls it over before looking up to him with a amorous grin.

I didn't plan on taking the chance, but you put up a little extra you can blow your load wherever you so choose. Otherwise they get to take their pick of any hole...or just leave. I won't force you to bang me.

>>9051209

Early shark catches the bait and yes.

>She reaches down and hooks the side of her shorts, yanking them to the side to reveal her nethers glistening with a juicy shine. Just feeling the cool air rush against it makes her briefly tremble.

I'm fucking dying of it. Else I would probably be doing something a little more Girl Scouty.

>Pulling herself up he finally gets a good look of Carmine as she walks over to grab a sip of his drink. Standing at 5'5, black and dark grey stripes covering her back down to the tip of her meaty tailfin and with a well toned body that only helps accentuate her womanly curves.

Thanks again. Saved me a trip back home. You on break, chewing the scenery or what?

>>9051229
>The creature was there again, alien, strange, not something of this world. It was bony, slender, shining in what looked like a strange kind of carapace or exoskeleton and it was … definitely female, her body showing what looked like breasts, a plump and sensuous pair of breasts. Sinuous, it … she moved next to him, every movement of her slender body showing that she was a hunter, a predator, born and built for the hunt. In a way, she was a work of beauty; in a weird, bizarre way. He almost closed his eyes when her head moved near his cock, not wanting to witness his sudden eviration and yet unable to divert his sight, mesmerized by the preternatural being in front of him.
>He waited with bated breath for the pain and the shock, and instead what he got was pleasure. She nuzzled her strange, elongated, shiny head against his cock. A felling bizarre and yet pleasant. Instead of a yell of pain he uttered a moan, and another while his cock was hardening under her ministration.

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>>9051204
>She becomes incredibly tense as his hands grope at her plump thighs eliciting a soft moan at his touch, her panties were already damp, what she said about mice being in constant heat was seemingly true, every last touch of her crotch making her entire body shiver as she brings her knees together and trembles.
I-I don't want to get naked...
>She drops her skirt down over his head as he kisses her thigh, placing her palms atop his head through the cloth; her best attempt at hiding her shameful face as melts from his attentions.

>>9051236
>Her tail coils gently around his shaft, slowly stroking at him in loose little strokes as her butt grinds harder and harder against him. Again she leans forward to meet his fingers, her lips eagerly sucking at his digits, losing to her bestial lust she grasps at each of his wrists, tugging his touch deeper into each mouth they were toying with.

>>9051229
>After getting over the initial shock of a terrifying extraterrestrial predator stripping him bare, he starts to struggle underneath her as she climbs onto him.
The fuck? Let me go, you piece of...
>Once he feels her pussy grinding against him, the struggling stops almost immediately as a look of shock (and a noticeable blush) appears on his face. He glances away from the Xeno's eyeless face as his cock slowly begins to harden.
...Christ. So that's what you're after, huh?

>>9051359
>He shrugs and slips his wallet out of his pocket, eyeing her body up and down.
How much am I gonna have to kick in for a titfuck? Or is your skin too rough for that?

>>9051359
>The anon was currently in the process of having a mouthful of sandwich when she suddenly showed him her privates without any warning.
...
>He doesn't say anything at first, mouth full and all. Instead his chewing simply gradually slows down until it stops completely, before swallowing.
... Well, uh, there's something you don't see everyday on lunch break.
>The somewhat taken aback anon then simply nods at her question as she steals a sip from his drink.
On break, yeah. I figured I might as well enjoy the scenery and... Local fauna, before I went back to work. Y'know?

>>9051433
>The soft moan he manages to earn out of her, on top of discovering that not only was her mention of heat true-but that it was having a very nice effect on her all made him tremble in delight. The man gave a soft excited huff against her warm thighs, as his lips traced and nibbled at her skin here and there, at her almost pitiful worry, he giggled a little.
So shy...that's okay, though.
>He began softly, adjusting his head and aiming to capture his lips around her warm nethers, behind her panties, teasing where he knew would feel best through the cute clothes. Her attempts at hiding her face work-but as revenge, he redoubles his efforts tasting of her down here, trying to make her audibly please him, as his hands continued to trace along her soft thighs. Slowly, his tongue began to push her panties aside, and slide across the mouse girl's bare, warm slit, tasting of her warm nectar and eagerly twisting its way inside of her hot folds, panting with every hungry lick as he buried his face between her legs.

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>>9051289
>She continues to jerk the human male off, the sound of his muffled moaning being music to her... whatever her species used to hear with. Once she felt like he was ready, she moves her hand away from his cock. She then finally slides her hand off his mouth as well, knowing that by now he would be enjoying himself too much to call out for anyone. She turns herself around, giving him a view of her nice, black, spandex ass. She eagerly presses it up against his cock, rubbing it against her smooth butt as she lets out happy chirps. Once she's finished reading, she wraps her tail around his neck as support as she aligns her alien pussy with his manhood. She finally slides herself in, letting out an almost ear-deafening screech of pleasure as she envelops his entire length with ease.
>>9051366
>Once she had managed to get his cock to reach it's full size, she moves her head back. Her jaw then slowly began to open, before a sudden thrust! Her second mouth lunging out of her mouth with the speed to shatter bone. Though she did not try to harm him with it. Quite the opposite, as she begins to slide her head down to his cock. Her second mouth engorges his thick prick, it's walls wrapping tightly around his cock. The second mouth then begins to slide up and down his shaft, as if it was one of those pumping sex toys.
>>9051444
>She only gives him a few quiet chirps as she continues to grind herself on his cock. He could feel that she was wet, but she didn't have normal female juices, they were far more sticky and thick, almost like syrup or even glue. Once she's gotten him hard enough, she lifts her body up, her pussy leaving a few trails of her wet fluids still on his cock. She then slowly lowers herself down, taking him all the way in as she lets out a low hiss of relief and pleasure.

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>>9051487

>The fishes arms cross under her chest, perking each mound as some of the extra heft bleeds over her forearm. She glances down at the wallet then back into the mans eyes before pulling her lips back for a smirk.

A little, but I was smart enough to drag some lotion with me. Lucky for you their a bit more flexible then some other parts. I'm no titfucking expert but I've gotten a few there. Ten bucks.

>>9051494

What?

>She questions him tilting her head partly to the side before it finally hits her. She just up and flashed him without a second thought. Likely not keen on delving into the fishes privates anytime soon if ever.

Well, uh...got a story to tell right?

>She tries to play it off with a bit of genuine laughter and even knocks back another gulp.

I'm sorry. I didn't intend to ruin your lunch there. Not the most ideal scenery.

>>9051366
>eviration
>preternatural
>ministration
Somebody's making good use of that word-a-day calendar

>>9051596
Nah, don't worry about it.
>He waves his hand in front of himself, letting go of the sandwich in the process.
I like what I saw, I just didn't expe- DAMNIT!
>He lets out as the floppy piece of bread gives out from lack of support, resulting in the sandwich emptying its entire content on his lap.
Fucking piece of...
>And so he begins to pluck the pieces of tuna and garnish from his groin area, trying to clean himself.
Brand new pants, too...

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>>9051512
>As his tongue invades her crotch her hands push hard against his head reflexively, shoving his jaw right against her drooling slit as she fills his mouth with her lustful fluid.
It feels really weird... I-is it meant to?
>Feeling his tongue crawl deeper inside her brings her knees to a trembling mess, gasping desperately to hold herself together as it eventually meets with her hymen.

>>9051596
>The man fishes two fives out of his wallet and tosses them her way before starting to undo his shorts.
Can I lotion your girls up or is groping extra?

>>9051586
>As the alien's hands continue to jerk him off, Anon could feel himself getting closer and close to his limit. He was so determined to shoot his load from this, but her hand suddenly left his warm prick, leaving him wanting and needing more. This was easily remedied, as soon after, her fat, black latex ass was soon pressed against him, squishing ever so softly against his prick. Anon lets out a small moan at the soft sensation, then bites down onto his lower lip to stifle any more that would have otherwise escaped. He senses one last pang of fear as her tail wrapped around his neck, but is easily quelled once his precum-slicked crown rubs against her extra-terrestrial pussy. With his cock sheathing inside of the alien's cock, Anon couldn't hold back his next moan, and reels his head back against the wall as he lets it out. Lust now clouding his mind, his hands lower down to her shapely hips and grab onto them, supporting himself as he starts to buck his hips against her, sliding his cock in and out.

>>9051586
(Him sorry, I’ve been assaulted by a predator called Real Life. Do you mind if I add you to Discord to continue in another moment?)

>It was sudden, fast and it was the weirdest thing he has ever experience, the weirdest and the sexiest. A creature out from some sci-fi movie was giving him a blow job … a first grade one nonetheless. He could not stop moaning while the creature’s bizarre mouth was taking his cock up and down, up and down. Her throat walls milking his cock like some latex toy, muscle squeezing him in way he has never thought something could squeeze a cock. Deep inside he was still scared that she would end up eating him and yet the fear was now fueling his excitement, precum already leaking from his cock. It was rough and primal, not tender or intimate, and yet it felt good.

Oh God …

>he uttered.

Please don’t stop.

>He was begging her to keep up, he was begging a monster, to keep sucking his cock, like she was a female of his own species not some kind of hunter for the deepness of space. He was indeed a prey and she was a predator, just a sexual one. And he liked it, as shameful as it was, he liked it.