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wooooop
>>9042222
BOOM FUGIJ CHECKERED
>>9042226
Why does your asshole hurt?
>>9042240
yee
I feel a bit better, actually. hadn't eaten in a few days
>>9042240
bruh
what are these these check marks
is this your doing?
>>9042284
I just tried to yell the most embarrassing thing I could think of. Maybe I should just pull a blewberry and become a diaperfag and my family would be forced to kill me for their honor.
>>9042288
good thing I didn't post a picture of what I'm eating.
>>9042335
What are you eating?
>>9042348
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>>9042335
well i just ate some Chicken and rice soup that i made last night
>>9042359
nigga you clicked the link that includes the link as part of the url
https://pastebin.com/sL4JCYPT
click that one ^^ lol
>>9042352
Casey's supreme pizza large, that leaked pizza juices all over my FUCKING BACK SEAT!!!!!
I hate my mom
I'm surprised my grandpa doesn't care I act like a retard to embarrass my mother . Or maybe I am retarded and nobody noticed a difference.
>>9042412
holy shit.
w- what comes on that?
also, sorry about your seat.
>>9042416
from what you've said, she seems like a bitch. no offense.
>>9042416
break your arm. that'll show her.
>>9042404
i totally tried both but it works now so whatever
>>9042416
what now?
>>9042416
I hate my dad
>>9042473
I keep some videos secret in case something happens. She started breaking a ton of crap in the house over some really trivial thing she disagreed on with me and my grandpa so I just let her fuck everything up and recorded it and then when she goes insane i say imma use that video to call the cops on her and she fucking gets so mad
>>9042473
It was a minor annoyance in reality since it didn't soak past the leather. It gets:
SUPREME
Layered with savory pepperoni, 100% beef, our seasoned mild sausage, mushrooms, diced fresh onion and green peppers and black olives
>>9042537
clever.
are you worried she might do something drastic to try and destroy the evidence?
>>9042474
My friend gave me a ride on his ATV golf cart thing and I messed up my arm on it, it hurts so much help ;~;
>>9042568
holy shit.
that sounds pretty standard, but still amazing.
>>9042585
Skitty no! Are you for serious? Skitty youre running out of limbs! Pic very related! I hope your arm feels better though
>>9042576
idunno. when i was like 7 or 8 she got in a fight with my grandpa and dumped a bunch of pills inside his coffe and i saw it and knew that wasn't right so I took it outside and threw it away and just made it for them again and i told her i remembered that a while ago and she got so pissed. I really dislike her.
>>9042630
You should post a picture of your mom.
>>9042630
Did your mom really try to kill your grandpa?
>>9042630
that's horrible that she would do that.
psychopathic behavior.
>if I die in my firsuit, I will be a musky husky ;)
>>9042701
i dunno. she can be really like that and when she got me in a bad mood a while ago i brought that up in front of my granda he just said he belived it's something she'd do
>>9042915
I see
Sorry your mom's an asshole
so ah'm brewin beer right now y'all
>>9042987
pshh whatever.
why is the news talking about ms13 on national tv?
que carajos
>>9043024
Never heard of them
Also I can't remember the last time I watched tv
>>9043017
>calls the DEA
I fuckin love adventure time. Why is this show so cool?
ATF tho
>>9043017
You brew your own beer?
Nice
hello
>>9043060
gawd damn dat Fluttershy
>>9043072
for what? I'm legally able to brew beer in this state
>>9043101
this is actually the first batch i've ever brewed
>>9043128
Tell me how it turns out
>>9043121
Hi
>>9043017
how long does it take to cook?
>>9043154
so far i've put in 3 hours tonight, i'll have it done and fermenting before bed
>>9043024
Trump is trying to demonize illegal immigrants
>>9043121
We need to hear that succulent voice tonight.
>>9043230
I think bill and bush already beat him to the punch.
i'm so fugged up
>>9043238
S U C C U L E N T
>>9043326
the best maga hat
good choice
>>9043326
top notch post.
>>9043326
I have the camo version of that hat :D
what, y'all doin a call somewhere?
My arm hurts so much oh god kill me!
skitty has a penchant for drunken vocaroos
I'mma watch adventure time why can't we all be in my room and watch it together?
>>9043389
I'm making a new avatar to alternate between.
>>9043410
pls go
>>9043428
okay
>>9043427
>>9043389
>it bit mah wee wee
this comic is good written.
>>9043417
Post that sweet sweet address boi and we'll be over sometime. :^)
>>9043426
nice.
>>9043441
absotively
>>9043395
*gibs you shoulder rubs*
>>9043417
If only
>>9043389
>that pic
Nice
>Making a new avatar
i hate myself
>tfw no one wants you to do vocaroos
Why not just dump them even if no one is requesting?
I don't know what to say in them
same goes for nudes.
>>9043555
I'm afraid posting nudes is out of the question
éƒ╜►û╝►▒Æû╝►Öƒ╕►ö►░╕ûùò╝╜ö░
Say whatever you would write in a post.
>>9043640
>Cheating on bun
>>9043708
Heya
I post nudes all de tiem..
>>9043749
Hey, wassup?
>>9043737
the japs are not keeping up on bun production
>>9043780
You have to work with what you are given. How many do you have?
>>9043761
I haven't seen them.
do it again.
>>9043779
Not much
Give me something to say in vocaroo and I might do it after I finish my cereal
>>9043793
117 and I still need to go over and look and see if there's any good buns in some of the latest manga chapters.
>>9043835
But instead, you opted for changing avatars. Shameful.
>>9043536
éû►¿╡ÿ╢!
>>9043835
I only have 387 moondancers
>>9043870
These are all missed opportunities for vocaroos.
>>9043892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HwS3QLDEpL
>>9043818
Pretend you're talking dirty to Moondancer.
>>9043914
You seemed keen on starting, so knock yourself out.
>>9043850
I'm not changing avatars I'll be using two, like how alternate between a bunch of touhous or not posting anything at all.
>>9043944
You accidentally a word.
>>9043798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ukeQMBpqfd
>>9043967
Challenge yourself and make them brief.
>>9043962
>>9043991
What even is this thing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LRlDiUUeJW
>>9044006
So did you have to look up Nanachi too?
>>9043972
I have no idea what you said, stick to typing.
>>9044046
I don't think I ever told you the name but I could be wrong.
>>9043972
your accent is so... robust~
>>9044073
Interrogator disremembers a detail? You need to take more thorough notes.
>>9044095
>>9044128
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
>>9044139
Don't say that blew will get mad someone is encroaching on his territory.
>>9044213
I am the territory.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dlHmtlX96M
I wasn't gonna make this one for being childish but whatever
>When Brandon disregards your request
You didn't link him.
hello /b/read
Shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCE2hAHE6q
Not even opening that one.
Evening everypony.
>>9044346
Welcome back
>>9044026
Here you go Pasta, lol. Try this: https://pastebin.com/JP2BhZUi
>>9044368
k
>>9044399
You always shake your microphone
>>9044365
skitty. stop jerking off your microphone!
>>9044365
*hug u*
Case in point.
>>9044330
What request?
>>9044346
Heya mira
>>9044365
Are you okay skit?
Do you need a hug?
>>9044406
I couldn't understand the middle of it
>>9044436
"I want to go swimming in Lulu."
>>9044346
Hello!
>>9044377
Good evening!
>>9044439
Now post yours.
>>9044406
>>9044406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s050hthg4CVD
>>9044449
Heya~
>>9044392
That sounds obnoxious to try, give me a moment
>>9044440
You mean honalulu?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dEaCVBOz6m
>>9044464
You made this joke when we complained the other day as well.
>>9044487
No, exactly what I wrote.
Best girl.
Best swimmer.
Best wife.
what an predictable posting. you have made there.
Time to booster draft with a friend.
>>9044456
post my what?
I found this abomination while browsing
Did he shake it more out of spite?
Of course.
>>9044383
hows it going ^_^
>>9044436
Hi how're you doing?
>>9044449
hey how've you been?
>>9044487
You don't have to read the whole thing. It's just for fun!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9044520
Post audio recordings of yourself.
>>9044392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k7rQ804bsh
Found an old gameboi
>>9044514
Which game, which format, which boosters?
>>9044521
no. he addressed your concerns without jostling.
>>9044501
But I did say exactly what you wrote
Tyler had the best recordings.
>>9044554
I wish the backlight on my SP were not broken.
>>9044529
I'm alright, doing vocaroos for bread
>>9044574
Oh I see
>>9044554
nice.
>>9044529
>hey how've you been?
Pretty good! How are you?
>>9044541
Oh lordy, I'm laughing! Nice!
>>9044638
How about a song?
>>9044538
But I'd have to get out of my chair to go turn on my microphone amp.
>>9044678
Oh, okay. You can just demand things out of everyone, but God forbid you give something back. Is that how it works?
>>9044577
I never owned a backlight! :,D I got this like 5 years go pre-owned for three bucks when my old gameboy screen broke.
>>9044643
Not really lel
>>9044664
Singing isn't my forte
>>9044698
Just a verse. :3
>>9044696
The system has one built in.
>>9044644
Messing it up was inevitable
>>9044694
I mean, you don't have to give anything.
>>9044722
SHUSH
I am trying to guilt trip him.
>>9044712
I probably don't know the song, so I wouldnt know how to sing that verse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S0XrkrDQOS
>>9044751
Oh, excuses.
Fine. I will let you off the hook.
>>9044718
I got it for three bucks because the systems backlight was nonexistent. I remember my regular pruple gameboy advance
>>9044696
the advance had some good games.
klonoa: empire of dreams, ever heard of it?
>>9044694
>asking someone to type something from memory vs making someone actually get up and have to do something physical
>>9044596
well thats nice :3
>>9044722
hai hows it going? ^_^
>>9044775
Burble
Im always screwed
>>9044787
You asked me to go outside at 3 a.m. and take pictures of my house.
>>9044751
Sing the MLP:FiM opening theme song.
>>9044792
[ * Northy is filled with DETERMINATION. ]
>>9044781
You better believe it, Yeah that game was really good, although i never got to play it myself, NO SPOILERS .`w.
>>9044797
if you had things might have turned out differently huh.
>>9044825
I haven't even beaten it. desu.
it was, kinda hard.
>>9044853
You are the worst.
>>9044810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJwtJUANa4
This is the best you'll get, minor volume warning
>>9044874
Pffft.
>>9044862
Next thing youll tell me you haven't 100% the original klonoa!
>>9044753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQQD52becQ
>>9044874
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kill me
>>9044901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HGIRXp83Wf
>>9044896
I couldn't beat the final boss.
when it comes to platformers, I am the scrubbiest.
>>9044901
I glad that we could bond over this, Skitty.
I feel closer to you now than ever before.
>>9044874
A valiant effort!
>>9044896
I've never played a Klonoa game in my life.
>>9044931
/hisss
>>9044968
>>9044927
JUST TIME THE JUMP TO THE NEXT PLATFORM AND SHOOT YOUR LOADED ENEMIES AT BIGGER ENEMIES
>>9044946
Noice, i recommend platforming some stairs desu
I want to bond with skitty
>>9044999
Checked
>>9044985
>When your best friend wants to bond with others
>>9044996
it was too difficult.
dude was a dildo the entire time.
>>9044999
NO
RUN!
>>9044968
>tfw skitty never hisses at you anymore.
>>9045020
You can bond with me if you want
Maybe..we can play some games together.. or something..
>>9045035
Show that dildo whos bawss m8
>>9044996
Maybe.
most of usock ok?
>>9045046
I would never run from you
By not taking it in the first place
>>9045067
Platform the next persons determination
>>9045060
I can't.
you do it for me. I'll watch.
>>9045056
I am bad at the only games I play.
But we will figure something out.
>>9045100
well you shoiuld cause im EVOL
>>9045106
The heck does that mean?
He is not evil; he is just weird.
My arm hurts so much.
>>9045113
Id stream that junk if I... could actually I could if i pirate... Hmm Ill look into it lel
>>9045143
Not sure Ill look into it lel
>>9045118
What games would those be?
>>9045020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PVQwGtkUm7
>>9045148
weird how
>>9045163
Starcraft 2 and League.
>>9045154
OMG I SWEAR YOUR ARMS INFECTED NOW
>>9045141
It's a risk I'm willing to take, just for you
>>9045173
You really are the worst.
>>9045155
okay.
>>9045178
You get very paranoid for no good reason.
>>9045180
I'm afraid I don't play either of those
>>9045220
People are my worst fear.
>>9045196
But hey you got me up to set my mic up and to remember I have to reset my mic levels thanks.
>>9044558
MTG, amonkhet
>>9045239
Our bond goes beyond games. It must.
>>9045258
Black ones?
>>9045265
Die, beast.
>>9045269
Pull any invocations? My buddy just got Wrath.
>>9045280
Those are a bit scarier, yeah I guess.
>>9045258
I don't like being around people I don't know very well, I get anxious, so I know how that feels
>>9045293
Shame that you have friends who are always taking you outside.
>>9045280
I'm sure if we tried hard enough we could find a game we both like
The only moba I play, which is only on occasion at that, is smite, if you're into that
>>9045298
Sup, dudes
>>9045293
Ow my entire SOUL.
>>9045323
Heya
I take it you can relate to that post?
>>9045280
>when darwin doesn't want to play games with you and tells you to die
>>9045320
Hmm, I suppose there must be something. I seldom play games, though, and opt more for just chitchat if I am around. The only game I have ever touched from my Steam library is Tricky Towers.
>>9045366
You would make me play weeaboo games.
>>9045311
I haven't seen a black person since the start of this year
>>9045366
We should play games instead.
>>9045323
threads in full speed mode tonight boi-o
>>9045343
You're black? I'm sorry I'm not really racist.
>>9045360
I meant to say hi in general to everybody, but I fugged up. Also, I can sorta relate, yeah.
>>9045387
You get a lot of brown ones.
>>9045387
smokey needs to come out to where you are before the nignogs burn down the road he lives on.
>>9045382
>coming from the person who posts weeb avatars
>>9045403
It's the picture. I uh... Flower... Brother... Stuff.
>>9045424
I post them IRONICALLY. What is your excuse?
>>9045405
Hello! How are you doing?
>>9045410
I'm brown too.
>>9045442
YOU HAVE POSTED YOURSELF
>>9045382
Tricky towers looks like fun, I like a puzzle game on occasion, maybe I'll think about getting it sometime later
>>9045405
Ah okay
>>9045387
There's a bunch of them where I live
>>9045447
>>9045442
Post a picture of yourself boi-o, a new one.
>Ignored
Rude desu.
>>9045454
Get your glasses first.
>>9045458
You cannot fool me.
>>9045468
I know, I know
>>9045438
I'm alright, just playing overlook
>>9045454
Sup, Pastie?
>>9045482
Good. I do not want to be responsible for making you misplace funds.
Someone stole my phone a few days ago. The micro SD chip with every image I have ever saved was in that phone. I wish I still had it and wish whoever stole it is running around screaming Let me Unsee it! Please let me unsee it. I am so torn.
>>9043876
skitty pls
>>9045460
>>9045460
>Post a picture of yourself boi-o, a new one.
im drunk as heck and all that comes to mind is nick told me not to
Do NOT listen to Nick.
LITERALLY no fun allowed.
>>9045512
good night folks.
>>9045489
My legs are a bit sore but other than that I'm alright
>>9045494
I wish my parents were half as responsible
>>9045548
>It's a memorial tattoo for my step-dad
I see
>>9045574
I hope you sleep uncomfortably.
>>9045574
good night
>>9045467
Post them dets mister no unique name that's easy to search for
>>9045540
literally no literality literally allowed.
>>9045582
Well, it is about time you have something more positive in your life.
>>9045504
You posted this already. Here's a (you).
>>9045595
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vortically/
>>9045597
:thinking:
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>>9045610
Yeah, you're right
Is that a touhou character from a manga or something? she seems familiar
>>9045573
don't put words in my mouth or I'll put peter in your chocolate starfish.
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
>>9045582
why they sore?
>>9045634
>>9045634
Fail.
>>9045630
Think until you thunk.
WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>9045612
I did but no one replied last time so I assumed whatever was going on in the thread at the time took everyones attention. Sorry for generalizing.
>>9045637
This >>9045646
>>9045623
>Judging your library full of shovelware tier games
>Caring about Steam libraries
>>9045653
Fuck all you white boys! I mean I want too.
>>9045642
>chocolate starfish.
>>9045649
I guess I did more walking than my body is used to a few days ago
>>9045653
Nice
>>9045659
>final boss of DDC
Knew it
>>9045672
Heavens no.
new bread time
>>9045682
yes. let's do this now.
>>9045691
Did you play it?
>>9045696
Makes it!
I'm transgender.
>>9045701
Yes
I have an odd problem with touhou games, I can't beat them on normal mode because I lose focus and die in stupid ways, but I'm not good enough for lunatic, so in every game I stick to hard mode