ITT: Pokemon are real. #300 What do you wish for? Three wis

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>>9038122
I wish to blow up odale town

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>>9038102
>Jumps up
Uh. Hello.
>Visibly uneasy and nervous
>Does a quick root through Skarmory's mind, and starts scanning the area for mental presences, searching for a feeling of hostile intent

>>9038122
memes

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>>9038122
I want strength - For me, for my Pokemon.
The power to join the League and to delete shitmons!
I wish for the power I need!

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>>9038122
I have a wish but it needs to happen without assistance from higher powers.

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>>9037976
(I don't plan to have 33 jump in unless stuff goes bad.)
>>9038102
>"Alright. I'll shoot it if I see anything bad happening."
>>9038140
>Watchan...
>Note taking...

>>9038122
I wish for people to swap bodies with the person closest to them. Both pokemon and humans are affected
Randomly and temporarily, of course.
I'd say...about a day?

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>>9038122
Wes' bike or Michael's scooter.

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>>9038137
ODALE TOWN ALREADY GOT BLOWN UP AND THEN REBUILT MONTHS AGO.
IF YOU WERE IN LIFE WHO I SUSPECT YOU WERE, THEN THE PRIMARY SUBJECT OF YOUR IRE IS NO LONGER AMONG US.
YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK MY COUNTERPART IF THE AFTERLIFE IS TREATING HIM WELL.

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>>9038137
We already did that!
>>9038163
Alright!
>Deletman's pokes are all bumped up to LV60.
>>9038180
Done! One day, randomly and done after a day.
(If you don't want to get in on this wish it's perfectly fine.)
>>9038202
...
>Bones gets a copy of the blueprints to Michael's scooter.

I'll take... One more?

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>>9038140
(Are you alright with potentially having Latias captured, by the way?)
(I assume yes since you're still here but just making sure.)
>77 silently watches, still aiming at Latias.
>Latias sees into Skarmory's mind, sensing the intense violent feelings lurking around deep within Skarmory.
Sorry, it's not every day you see a Latias flying around. What brings you to Orre?

>>9038178
>"I have the shot lined up. Waiting to see how this plays out first."

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>>9038290
do it again.

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>>9038290
Thank you.
>Bonehead: Get to work on figuring out this junk

i wish evreyone was r63d

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>>9038178
>Suspicion

>>9038302
(It's sort of inevitable that someone tries. Plus, it's no fun without risk)
(However, I think she'd have a low catch rate. Regular pokeballs would have a low chance of success, for example, due to her power, mythical status, high speed, invisibility, and experience with breaking out of them)
(This is mainly so 10 year old trainer kid doesn't catch her with a basic pokeball and a single evens.)
(Is this alright?)
>Very uneasy
>Flies a few feet into the air
Uh... nothing.
>Is ready to cloak herself and fly away

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>>9038302
>"Alright. If you think it isn't worth it don't shoot."
>>9038403
>Take some notes of the interactions...
>Note: Immediate fear - not a good shadow candidate.

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>>9038335
Alright.
>Boom.
>>9038350
No problem.
>>9038355
>Everyone is smacked in the face with a stamp that says R63d.

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>>9038403
(Well both 33 and 77 have weapons with tranquillizer rounds, considering the rarity of Latias they'd probably try to just tranq her.)
(Although obviously with one miss Latias would get the fuck out of there because suppressors are for nerds and sniper rifles are loud.)
(If Latias does get captured you'll have plenty of chances for escape at some point or another, anyway.)
>Skarmory backs off slightly.
...I get the feeling I'm bothering you, sorry.

>>9038431
>"...Fuck it, might as well try."
>Aim carefully at Latias, right between the eyes.
>Kind of hard when she's moving about in the air so much.
>BANG.

>>9038122
1.) I would wish for a five hundred page hardcover book that has listed within it in 12 point Trebuchet font the names, known aliases, ages, locations, and top 3 likes and dislikes of women that are most romantically compatible with me and that every 24 hour period the book updates.

2.) I wish for an annual income of 1 million dollars that will paid to me in monthly installments of roughly $19,230 dollars a week and will come from a previously unknown but completely legal blind trust that was apparently set-up long ago by my ancestors.

3.) I wish for immortality with the ability to control my age allowing me to be old or young as I see fit.

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Wish to smooch everyone at the same time

>>9038504
o shit

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>>9038431
>More suspicion

>>9038504
>Interrupted by immediate fear
>The sound of firing makes her flinch slightly, letting the dart hit her
>She immediately panics, cloaking and flying away at high speed, getting several hundred feet away, until the drug takes effect, and she drops to the ground, out cold

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>>9038528
I'm not a miracle worker but... Sure!
>Ding.
Done.
>>9038545
That's out of my control but I can give you the ability to do that.
>Lean Teleport? Y/N?

>>9038122
i wish everyone could just be happy

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>>9038455
excellent...

Time to go for phase 2

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>>9038290
YES! YES!
Time to get some new TMs and bring the pain!
World, watch the fuck out!

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>>9038504
>"Holyf"
>He drops his PDA to load his crossbow and...
>>9038553
>Shes gone.
Fuck, fuck.
>He hops out of the sand.
Let's get the fuck after her.

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Um

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>>9038580
Yes
Teleport and then smooch

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>>9038580
Can I make a wish?
I want to improve the world in some significant way, or at least help to, at some point before I die.
Can you do that?

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>>9038122
I wish i never ran out of fire!

>>9038676
(About a month or two ago desuarchive wasn't archiving, at least one PAR thread got lost)

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>>9038553
Fuck yeah.
Now to track it and bring it in.
>Reconmode: engaged.
>77 hops on Skarmory and flies directly forward, hopefully in the same direction Latias went.

>>9038600
>"Get your ass in gear, 33. We've got a Latias to snag."

>>9038580
Honestly I would have settled for just number 1.

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>>9038600
>>9038713
>3
>Latias wavered around in flight, apparently
>Not straight ahead in the direction she took off in
>(How long does the drug last, by the way?)

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>>9038595
Stay safe!
>>9038676
(I'm not surprised if we miscounted. One of them I accidentally put a semicolon instead of a colon tho.)
>>9038683
Done!
>Smooch learned Teleport.
>>9038687
Hmm... You're already in the IP...
Maybe...
>Learn Gunk Shot?
>Y/N?
>>9038705
... Hm....
>Three PP Maxes fall onto the floor.

>>9038706
(K)

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>Psych zap rat: finally make it across Unova.
>Stumble into Virbank, kinda hungry.

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>>9038827
Are we there yet?

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>>9038779
...
I mean...it could help in some way.
So...I'll take the offer, I suppose.
>Y

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>>9038713
>"I'll be looking around."
>77 is out of range, secret weapon time.
>Jellestrial is out.
>UB portal and attempt to find the Latias.
>Bad shit on dubfail.
>>9038749
>Rolling to find the Latias.
>(77 might post diff but does 20-30 minutes work? Equaling about 5-7ish gruntposts before Latias wakes up?)

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>>9038749
(I'd say it wouldn't last as long on Latias as it would on any other Pokemon.)
(So a few Latiposts, maybe? I'd say 4 max.)
(Have her roll to try and wake up if you want.)
>Attempt to spot Latias while flying in the same, slightly wrong direction.

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>>9038779
Cool thank
>teleports
>smooches jirachi

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>>9038853
Almost, bro.
I really thought, like, there would be more fighty problems and less 'where's the chow' problems.
We're, like, really, really close.
>Ray: carrying a very small basket as well.
>Time to locate the radio station - it should be fairly easy, right?

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>>9038886
>>9038904
(Alright.)
>Red spot, half buried in the sand
>Groggy groaning
>Roll to wake up in a minute

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>>9038859
Alright!
>Gooey learned Gunk Shot!
>>9038913
No problem!
>Pat the smooch.

>>9038122
Forgiveness

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>>9038953
Thank you.
I will use it well.
>Proceeds to test it on some trees and rocks

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>>9038916
>Huff
I prefer not having to fight.
>Puff
>Something tall in the distance
It is...that?

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>>9038886
>>9038939
>77 first spots Latias, KO'd in the sand.
>He then spots the Ultraspace portal and 33 walking out of it.
What the actual fuck.
>Skarmory swoops down and lands next to the sleeping Latias.
33, what the fuck.

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>>9038939
>He grabs a ball f-
>>9039026
Fuck...
Hey, can we not do this right now? Here, you do the honors.
>He hands 77 an Ultra Ball.

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>>9038953
I wish for you to make me as strong as possible
And a gift for Zorro
I'll save the third for when i can think of something else that isn't stupid.

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>>9039043
>>9039026
>More groggy noises
>One more roll to wake up, otherwise, it's gonna be after the ball. Or if it fails.

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>>9038999
>Ray: tailsurf up, then drop back down.
Dude, that's it! Come on! They'll, like, be super-happy to see us!
>Zapmouse: go forth, nearly sparking with excitement.

>>9039043
Fine, whatever.
As soon as Latias is in the ball we're gonna talk about this though, you're not avoiding the question this time.

>>9039084
Shit.
>77: Have fast reflexes and throw the Ultra Ball at Latias before it can fly away.

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>>9039108
>77 was so startled by Latias waking up that he dropped his binoculars.

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>>9039108
>Latias makes a weak attempt to dodge, by hopping a foot or so
>Odds, the ball hits her

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>>9039088
>Ray going full speed ahead
>Lag behind
Wait!
>Dig in, try catching up by swimming in the soft earth

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>>9039057
Sorry I can only bump you as high as I am.
>Sylvie heads up to LV70!
And uh... Hm...
>A shiny collar with a big pink diamond plops onto the floor.
Eh?

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>>9039108
Hoo boy.
>>9039145
We... Did it?

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>>9039088
>>9039164
>Flappy Birb: be circling the tower, catching sweet thermals
Wha? Huh?
Who's that? They're coming for the station!
>Dive back into the station
Jooooohn! Seeeeb!
Somebody's coming!

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>>9039187
>Ball wiggles, as she tries to break free
>Last roll, otherwise she's caught

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>>9039195
Why that's Mr R-
>He crashes into a pillar and breaks every bone in his body.

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>>9038122
I don't know
I wish that i can fully understand all pokemon
This sounds like something good

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Oh!!
Oh!!!!
Wish for...
>>9039195
Hello??
Yes??
What is coming??
>>9039209
EAT!!
>Anomalesia doesn't even wait for it to die
>He crunches the Togekiss in his jaws

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>>9039164
>Drilbe confirmed for flowing through earth like water.
The radio station's right here!
>Ray stops at the door.
Hmm... I don't see, like, a doorbell.

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>>9039187
Hell ye-

>>9039206
Shit, this isn't good.
33, got any more of those?
>77 backs off, grabbing his rifle and aiming at Latias nervously.

>>9039206
>Rolling three THREE times for escape.
This feels unfair

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>>9039195
Uh?

>>9039209
One second, have to scoop up the dead birds

>>9039245
Well, one problem less

i wanna fuck a gardevoir

>>9039261
It is.

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>>9039206
Fuck.
>>9039252
Yeah I have a few more.
>Forretress is sent out.
>Equip Ultra Ball.

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>>9039246
>Beep
>Nobody's watching at the moment

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>>9039245
A zippy zappy mouse and a digging one!
Do you know them? I hope they're nice!
>>9039294
Mister Seb! Seb!
Someone's at the door!

>>9039261
(Sniffs always does this though. Also it was like four.)

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>>9038122
>A piece of paper is held up
>It reads "i wish for more costume materials :3"

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>>9039177
Interesting I wonder if he'll like it. Thanks!

>>9039261
(Wasn't it two?)
(The hop and ball wiggle?)

>>9039261
>>9039325
>>9039351
(I don't completely disagree, although I'm prepared to roll with it anyway.)
(Seems to be what 33 is doing anyway so fuck it.)

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>>9039246
>Get to the door
>Huff

>>9039330
>Staring at the camera
Uh...?

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>>9039341
Oh!!!
Okay!!
I get it!!
>>9039246
>Rush to door and push it open
BWAR!!!!
BWARRRRR!!!
HELLO???
YES???
WHO IS???

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>>9039354
>Ding!
>There goes a fancy place in Kalos's stock.
Done!
>>9039362
No problem!
>>9039373
>>9039374
(I think they're counting the rolls to wake up too.)

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>>9039330
>Ray looks up at the camera.
>Back at the door.
>Knocks softly.
Hello?
>Tries to thump on the door a little harder.
>>9039383
Uhh... this is embarrassing, bro, but I don't think, like, I can knock loud enough.

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>>9039395
>Or that can happen.
Whoa!
>Ray: get clear of door
Yo! Name's Ray, I'm John's bro, bro!
Can 'chu get him or Seb?

>>9039397
(I rolled for her to jump out of the way, and to escape the ball)
(Don't really know how to respond to alleviate the salt)

>Ray, John, Drilbe, SB, Anomalesia, Azoth, probably other characters I've forgotten.
>All going to eat up posts
amazign

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>>9039341
>Memo to self, actually get a doorbell installed
Thank you.

>>9039395
>The sound of a door being battered
COMING

>>9038122
I wish for this stupid general to stop being made and the people in it to die

>>9039478
(I'll be hones that's way too many characters posting at once, yeah.)

>>9039472
(33 here. I'm fine with either outcome.)

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>>9039395
>Stumbling back
Hello?

>>9039512
Love you too anon

>>9039571
Love you more

(Also this is for bones)
(Do NOT eat the red meat)

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>>9039425
Seb???
>The Full cocks his head
OH!!!
Glasses robot man!!!
Yes!!!
>Bwark for SB as loudly as possible
SB!!!
>>9039568
HELLO!!!
Who is??
>Sniff the drill mouse

>>9039596
blow your brains out

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>>9039484
Seb, bro!
It's Ray!
>Ray: bounce up and down excitedly.
My bro here's Drilbe, we met up, like, in Fallarbor!

>>9039611
serously slow the fuck down

birbrights rper
deleter rper

>>9039631
(Mate. It's rp. Just roll with it.)

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>"This better go quick I have to host in five minutes"

>>9039608
Who's there Anomal..

>>9039568
>>9039611
>"Holy shit"
>Attempt hugging both
It has been what, months?

>>9039596
..wat?

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>>9039663
>Ray: hug
Way, way too long, bro!
I missed 'chu and John, like, a ton!

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>>9039608
>Get sniffed

>>9039663
>And then hugged in rapid succession
Hi, you must be...

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>Latias is stunned from breaking out of the ball, but attempts to crawl away or something
>Since two chances to escape is too much, apparently, and I don't know what 33 or 77 want me to do, so...

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>>9039727
Sebastian, indeed.
Have to say, thank you for helping Ray out back in the bunker.

>>9039689
Well, do come in.
Things are a bit tight in space at the moment but it's what we have.
>Zeta can go host the radio instead, friends come first

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>Frankie takes a look through his teams' new digs.
Whoo, boy.
This place is going to take a lot of work, only one room's totally undamaged. At least a few of them are livable, but still. Dang.

>Vapey: snug
Well its gonna be OK
We'll all help

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>>9038122
>Comes out of hibernation selfishly just to get a wish.

It might be a lot to ask for...
My friends lost someone close to them recently. It would be too much to ask to bring that person back but...if its in your power, could they all have a chance to speak with him again?
I don't think they ever had a chance to properly say goodbye or how much they cared about him...

(I'd say Thomas Thrope, but I'm sure my character never learned the name.)
(If this conflicts with anything plotwise, just deny the wish, please.)

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>>9039814
(I was fine with it, personally.)
Fuck, those Ultra Balls aren't cheap.

>>9039328
33, go for it.

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>>9039905
Hello. You are Frankie, correct?

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>>9039964
Alright.
>>9039814
(Yeah I was fine with Latias escaping.)
>Toss Ultra Ball.

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>>9039888
So, like, how's radio stuff going?
I've been, like, kinda all over, but I tune in when I can.
Hoenn was cool, but, like, I think Unova's cooler so far.

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>>9039995
>Frankie stands at attention.
Yes, sir!
I'm Frankie, grunt and former safehouse operator, sir.

>Vapey: sit and giggle
Hi there
You're Frankie's boss right?
Frankie sounds kinda silly right now

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>>9039727
>>9040051
Hi! Hi!
You're friends of John?
I'm Ruffles! Ruffles the Archen!
John's my friend too!

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>>9040051
Pretty smooth when things are not blowing up, or getting kidnapped, or getting your space invaded by neurotoxic floating jellyfish.
So, how has been life and family?

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>>9039964
>Vulgar sounding latias noises
>Along with some nasty insults projected into his mind

>>9040047
>7
>If I'm doing something you aren't okay with, feel free to speak up
>The ball barely misses the flailing Latias
>She takes to the air, and cloaks herself, preparing to fly away

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>>9039888
>Trying to contain tears at the traumatic event
I... just did not want to abandon Ray.

>>9040117
Hello, I'm Drilbe. Hole digger and sometimes gardener

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>>9040051
>>9040117
>There's something sleeping in a mat in the corner.

>>9040232
make that like seven characters

>>9040251
(Yes the GMs are working on it. We know there is character bloat.)

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>>9040094
I see.
>N chuckles
Yes, formal greetings do tend to sound silly, don't they?
I would suggest choosing a room for yourself and beginning work there. If you need help I can...
Well. Hold on.
>N texts SB
>"Could you send the Fulls over to the castle?"

>>9040282
>Character bloat
(It seems to be more of an immoderate rotation of characters imo. Maybe that's it.)

>>9040345
(I mean i wish people wouldn't samefag character interactions but I'm not going to stop them. In all honesty I try to avoid it as much as possible.)

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>>9040047
You really need to get better aim if you're going to be tossing those around like that, 33.

>>9040158
Aaand it's gone.
Fuck.
Also fuck off you psychic shit, get out of my head!
>Skarmory screeches into the air.

>>9038122
Three wishes? There's an easy one.
Wish #1 would be for immortality.
Wish #2 would be for the ability to shapeshift, allowing me to have an ageless body as well as change my form every 100 years or when I felt like it.
Wish #3 would be the ability to go in and out of any video game world as I pleased, taking things in and out as I saw fit as well.
With those wishes granted, I would have infinite entertainment and adventures until the destruction of the universe.

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>>9040158
Piece of shit!
>>9040407
Whatever.
>33 flops into the sand and groans.
Fuck.

>>9040374
(Some roleplayers (namely skitts) have done it (at times) to keep threads alive. But I agree on avoiding it whenever possible.)

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>>9040407
>Screech back at the Skarmory
>>9040512
... sand sucks. How can you stand laying in that crud?

>>9040563
( Have I samefagged recently...? I didn't think I did. Honestly, I avoid it like the plague because it's awkward as fuck. "Roleplaying with yourself is just fanfiction" and whatnot. )

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>>9040512
33, get up.
You'll get all sandy, nobody wants that.
>77: offer 33 a hand.

>>9040573
>PDA translator: activate.
Weren't you the Decideye that ate 22?

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>>9040303
>Text received in the middle of emotional moments
Ah heck

>>9040215
>>9040051
Hold on for a second, something came up.
>Go around the station
>Attempt grouping up the odd doggos for transfer

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>>9040303
>>9040094
>Sylvie walks up and sits next to Vapey
So this is N in the flesh, this is his castle right?

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>>9040145
Well, like, the old band's parted ways for now.
We still keep in touch a bit, but, like, it's mostly me and Drilbs here.
>>9040215
'Chu saved my tail back there, dude.
Thanks.
>>9040232
Whoa, another new guy.
>>9040727
Yo, Seb, can I help?

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>>9040573
I just missed the biggest catch of my job.
>>9040726
>Groan.
>33: Take his hand.
77, you know the bird can speak english, right? Talked to him yesterday, fuck, I'd know because I don't have a translator.

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>>9040726
>PDA translator: not necessary because Al uses spoken English
I don't know, was 22 the guy with the body armor? That stuff to forever to cough up. You guys should stop wearing it.
>>9040778
Sounds rough, buddy. Bug catcher?

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>>9040303
>Frankie: still a little stuck in "oh deer god it's the bossman himself" mode
I'm on it, sir!
>Head off, search for a good room to et started on.

>>9040758
Yep
N himself, and his old castle
Its pretty impressive, but its gonna look even better once its fixed

>>9040303
So can I ask a silly question plus the serious one
The serious one is whether there's water lines to check out
And the silly one is why there's not a moat

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>>9040727
Hello???
Yes??
Why touching Anomalesia's butt??

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>>9040727
BORK!!!
BUTT TOUCH!!
>>9040871
ROBOT MAN GOING TO STEAL BUTT!!!

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>>9040778
>77: pull him up onto his feet.
Wait what?

>>9040816
But how. I don't understand.
Also uh...we kind of all wear it. It's fairly good for protection against most things.

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>>9040901
>>9040871
Bros, bros, chill out!
Seb's not gonna steal butts!
He's trying to get 'chu to check something out, like, follow me!
>>9040727
>Ray: pull a psych thing
>"Uh, which way are we going again?"

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>>9040816
Latias.
>>9040955
My hero~.
Yeah, I dunno, I've learned to not question things.

I wish Emrys would come back

>>9040994
>That pic
(My sides dammit)

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>>9040758
Yes, I am N, and this is indeed my castle. I apologize if it is less.. Magnificent than many make it seem.
>>9040850
There is plumbing and running water, if that answers your question? We do not have a moat at the moment, but one has been considered for the purpose of hosting our water types.

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>>9040871
>>9040901
>Reconsider effectiveness of methods for odd doggo leading
You're all going to have a much bigger home now.

>>9040768
Yeah, Silvally is still not accounted for. N wants the Full's at their definitive home now.
Well, sad about the band splitting but after all this time they needed to find themselves. How's Violet?

>>9041014
(I wouldn't mind him back. But I wouldn't welcome it either tbqh.)

>>9041077
(Out of curiosity, why? His shit with the gungeon was dumb, but other than that he seemed like a good guy)

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>>9041053
>Ray: point to basket he brought
Sleeping sound right now, bro.
Been catnapping, like, a lot lately.
Really, leaving Fallarbor was the best thing for her, if 'chu ask me.

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>>9041043
A moat would be nice
I can help with pipes and stuff
That and washing out some of the battle dirt

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>>9040901
>Panicked hyena whining
DON'T WANT TO LOSE BUTT!!
NEED BUTT!!
LIKE SITS!!
>>9040994
Oh....
Okay!!
>Follow hoverrat
>>9041098
(He was alright when we started out but like... Kinda an ass. Like... It's one of those things that was more prevalent in his Discord behavior.)
>>9041053
Bigger home??
What home??
Where friends N and Gladion went??

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>>9040994
>"Entrance lobby, it's time to test a thing we recently installed"
>Lead Azoth and Anomalesia there

>>9041101
Hah, same basket from that time.
Did I tell you that we got the abuser killed and his pokemon rescued or held? Well, not personally.

>>9041167
(Ah, I wasn't on discord, he just seemed like a dude who cared about the place and then he just... burnt out)

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>>9040955
>He mumbles something about Beedrill stingers
Shhhh. You don't have to understand. It's my little secret~
>>9041009
So... Basically a bug.
>>9041225
(Oh. He uh... Liked to force everyone to participate in his lewd adventures, to start with. I'm sure someone could give you the full recount of all the shit he did, if you really wanna hear it. )

>>9041254
(Oh wow, that blows.)

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>>9041167
>>9041177
>Putter off to the lobby
>Warp pads
Broooo! Sweet!

>>9041177
Seb, like, thank 'chu. The closure means a lot.
I'm guessing there was, like, a 'dead or alive 'chu're coming with me', and the f-, er, sleazeball chose 'dead'?
>Ray looks meaningfully over at the basket as he bites back the swearword.

>>9041254
(I'm sure there's someone who has a full detailed account of everything he did. But dare I say who?)

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>>9040871
>>9040901
>>9041167
>Watching the odd doggos in amazement
>Mostly at their size
I have never seen anything like them before...

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Well thanks to hoopa i was able to do some groceries with the money i had saved and bouught some necessities
And now i'll try to start making clothes again

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>>9041009
33 please.
Also, it's basically our job to find out information. Questions are sometimes the best way to get that information.

>>9041009
>77: make a note of this.
Yeah mhmm, secret. Gotcha.
Hey, do tranquillizers work on you?

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>>9041254
Yes. Essentially.
>>9041353
I know.
...
>33 quietly takes multiple steps back and grabs the ball with the Jellestrial in it.

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>>9041327
They're, like, one-of-a-kind, bro.
Literally. Like, Aether put 'em together, and we took 'em in. They're awesome, but 'chu should know they're kinda rowdy sometimes.

>>9041316
(I'm interested to hear this)

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>Odd doggos ready for teleport
>Dex at the ready in case a teleport pad fails

>>9041292
Yeah, they go directly to N's Castle. yes. THAT castle. Still mostly in ruins but just mostly.
Yeah, the scumsucker got aggressive and got put down by a grunt-now-admin by flare applied directly to the face.
>Trying not to raise voice near the sleeping catte
Served him right, he taped the abuse, all of it.
Anyway, he had a Scrafty, Grumpig, Malamar and Furfrou. The latter remembered Violet and may be still around here, the poor thing. The others were into the abuse.

>>9041499
(Best if not)

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>>9041316
>>9041269
>>9041499
(You caught me, I kinda have a full account of things he did. Not all of it was super shitty buuuuut here we go.)
(He nearly ruined Goodras in PAR with his constant abuse of the aphrodisiac pheromones they used to have here. )
(There were many occasions where he would pull pheromones out of nowhere on the group and blame it on Palkia.)
( He literally wished for a Waifu and then forced someone else to play her and the lewds. He later forced this same person to play their kid and pressured their next character into a relationship with him.)
(. Just... Gungeon.)
( He became the champion of Kanto over the course of one thread with two underleveled Pokemon.)
( He used permanent depression as a way to force people to pay attention to his character.)
(He took credit for several major events to make his character absorb more spotlight.)
( He Mary Sue'd his way out of many opponents that wold have killed him, including multiple legendaries and the Alola Meme Conkeldurr)
(There were several times were he abused Arceus powers.)
(Mind you, this is off the top of my head, so I may have missed something.)
>>9041353
>Al understands you meant to reply to him
Probably? I can't say I've tried.
>>9041398
>Al catches the movement, swiveling his head to watch 33 and tilting it in curiosity
Are you challenging me to a battle?

>>9041627
(He also ruined your first chance at lewding gladi. But that's your own personal grudge)

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>>9041398
33 what are you doing?

>>9041627
(It's a good thing you noticed that because I absolutely didn't.)
>More note taking.
Very interesting. Just out of sheer curiosity, do you know anything about Shadow Pokemon?

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>>9041571
>>9041292
>Doggo: teleported
WOW!!!
BIG HOUSE!!!
>Doggo: get busy with the sniffing
>>9041627
(Honorable mention goes to the fucking lewd waffles, which I somehow forgot about. )
(And the fact that he and Lucy started fucking out of nowhere with other characters in the room, one of which was Pew. Pew was almost lost to a lewd juice puddle that day.)
(Aaaaaaand he almost left Pew to die during the nukening, hence Pew is now with Gadreel and Darkrai. )
>>9041678
(Fucking. He ruined two or three attempts at lewding Gladi by magically barging in. I didn't mention them because it doesn't really contribute to his overall shittiness.)

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>>9041627
No, no. My partner and I have to go check out a place.
Besides, your team is way out of my range.
...You... Want to come along?
>>9041718
Nothing.
>33: Breathe a sigh of relief the birb didn't kill you.

>>9041734
>implying pew being with Gadreel and Darkrai is a bad thing

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>Gooey thinks about some things, in a secluded forest clearing
>Mostly about her personal beliefs and her past actions

>>9041734
>There's a Trainer, a fairly lanky fellow an inch of two shorter than N, poking around.
>He seems fairly engrossed in removing battle debris from one of the rooms right now, and somehow has not noticed big doggo.

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>>9041764
(Oh, it's not. I prefer it this way. I'm just saying that leaving a baby to die in a nuclear blast is a bad thing. )
>>9041718
>Al's head is practically upside down with how far it's tilted
Never heard of 'em.
>>9041746
Why not. It beats wandering around the sand.
Probably would've followed you guys anyway. Things seem to die around you a lot.

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>Big and unique pokemon have been teleported out

>>9041492
And kinda scary, at least they're friendly.

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>>9041812
Hello?
Yes??
Who is??
>Sniff the strange man

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>>9041148
Hmm... Do you have any suggestions to make a moat more comfortable for water types? I'm afraid you are the only one here, at the moment.

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>>9041571
Daaaang.
Well, like, 'chu mind if I stick around here for a while?
Maybe my bro and I can hang out, swap stories, let Drilbe in on some super-top-secret Catalyst secrets?
>>9041866
>Grin
'Chu good to hang out here for a bit. Drilbs?

>>9041734
( Honerable mention also to being so angsty over Le Pheromone Meme at one point that I snapped IC and OOC and had Ray say "just fuck me, get it over with and shut the fuck up you whiny slapped ballsack." Which was the last time Ray ever did anything lewd at all. )

>>9041890
>Strange man: jump
>VERY LARGE ODD DOGGO
W-Whoa!
H-hey there!
I-I'm Frankie, one of the g-grunts! Hello!

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>>9041746
33 you're acting really weirdly.
Are you alright?

>>9041852
>Profuse note taking.
Fantastic. So I guess you're going to tag along with us then, do you know where the old Snagem base is?
If not you can just follow Skarmory.

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>>9041852
Well... Welcome to the team I guess.
>>9041965
The bird dude over there has a fuckhuge Tyrantrum, 77. Forgive me if I'm slightly afraid of being turned into jello.
You two can head off, I'll meet you there.

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>>9041939
Hello!!!
Am Anomalesia!!!
Grunt???
Don't recognize??
Where uniform??
>Assault Frankie with an absurd amount of sniffing

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>>9041939
>Doggo #3 appear.
HELLO!!
GRUNT??? HELLO!!
I LIKE GRUNTS!!!
BORK!!

>>9041627
(Oh Jesus, thats... that's bad, wow.)
(Was he just like, inexperienced at RP or something?)

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>>9042001
Hmm. Glad to be on.
>>9041965
What the hell is Snagem? ... sounds like I'll be following Skarmory.

>>9042100
>Frankie: laugh, albeit a little nervously because deer god, doggo is big
I-I'm not in uniform right now! My job was kinda undercover!
>>9042125
Hello to you too!

>Frankie: do the one thing you can think of right now: pet doggos.

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>>9041911
Yeah, especially now that there's a bit more space. Speaking of secrets...

>>9041866
Check the wall at the other side of the entrance to the workshop.... if you dare.

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>>9042001
Well he seems civil enough, we'll be fine.
Are you sure you're not gonna hop on Skarmory with me?
>77 climbs onto the metal bird, who is eager to start flying.
>Skarmory screeches impatiently at 33 and 77.

>>9042163
A bunch of fucking idiots, that's what.
Luckily they're all gone now though.
But they have an old base that might have useful stuff in it.
If 33 doesn't want to hop on then I'll just have Skarmory take off.

>>9041911
(I take it pheromones were far worse in the discord than the thread)

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>>9042151
(Nah... Jesus, OOC Emrys is an entire 'nother deal, but he was as much of an attention whore OOC as he was IC.)
(He enjoyed guilt tripping people to get what he wanted, was and still is allegedly underaged, called himself "MC-Kun" on mulitple occasions, deleted the original Discord after the Hoopaning... He was also pretty homophobic and called me and my characters "she" all the time even though he knew how it made me feel.)
>>9042125
HELLO FRIEND!!
LOOK!!
NEW GRUNT!!
>>9042201
PETS!!!!!!!
PETS!!!!
LOVE PETS!!!!
>Excited dog sounds
>Hopefully doggo doesn't hit Frankie with his tail

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>>9042163
Just try to hang back out of battle unless we ask, alright? Shit we deal with is dangerous.
>>9042332
Fiiiiine.
>Hop on.
Thanks, man. You think any of them will be in there?

>>9042379
(Not really homophobic. More of him being an ass. I also vaguely remember you saying you didn't mind, that or you were just being nice.)

>>9042379
(You know, if you had actually said these things to my face five months ago, it probably would have helped.)
(I'm sorry I was an ass, still won't be coming back, it seems I've done enough damage and I've lost track of the narrative, but yeah, if you people had been willing to hurt my fee-fees and tell me I was being a dick, I probably would have figured it out)

>>9042495
(You talked shit behind everyone's back and bragged about shitposting the threads.)

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>>9042233
Heck yeah, dude.
Can I, like, help DJ and stuff?

>>9042369
( Far, far worse.. If you remember the short-lived "Gates of Autism" and "/trash/ Gets Keyblades" things that briefly existed on /trash/, those were Emrys projects.)
>>9042495
( I remember that confrontations got brushed off. )

>>9042495
(Hey do you want to like... Join the discord or something to prove that you're Emrys?)

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>>9042426
(I was being nice because he was the owner of the Discord at the time. In my mind it was either suck it up and still get to talk to friends or get kicked out of the Discord and be lonely.)
>>9042495
(No one wanted to do it because we were afraid of getting kicked from the fucking Discord.)
(And every time we confronted you with concerns about your character we got brushed off. What did you want me to do, outright fucking murder the Zangoose?)
(We don't really give a fuck if you come back, just chill with the lewd and make some new characters. Getting caught up isn't that difficult, since Farsail isn't relevant anymore.)
>>9042418
Pfffft. I've dealt with shit much bigger than what you do, I can guarantee it.

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>>9042379
>Tail slap: habben
Oof!
>Frankie: land on ass
I'm okay, I'm okay. Vapey's tailslapped me before.

>Vapey wanders in
Wait what's going on
Whats this about tail slaps

>>9042541
(Again, I'm an asshole, or I was, I doubt I changed, but yeah, if you had been as forward about it back then, I like to think I would have gotten a clue instead of continuing to make things worse for myself and everyone else)

>>9042572
(Yeeesh, that was a bad time for me, as for brushing things off... I honestly can't remember doing that, which means I was probably being more stupid than usual, or a bitch, or both, I genuinely apologize for making you do that, I thought everyone was okay with the lewds)

>>9042579
(Send me a link)

>>9042601
(That... that is a fair point. As for the homophobia, I'm a fucking retard, this has been established, I don't care if you're gay or trans or what, I just keep mixing things up.
(Having God tell me I was being a dumb would also have helped)
(Seriously, I'm sorry)

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>>9042418
What, Snagem grunts?
They're all gone as far as I know.
>Skarmory takes off, carrying the two Cipher grunts.

>>9042601
Hey, just follow us.
>Skarmory screeches happily and flies off to the old abandoned Snagem base.

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>>9042601
Thanks! Hey! What's your name anyway?
>>9042684
Hell if there ARE any I can test the Snag Machine out. Let me battle them if there are.

>>9042604
>Frankie: look over.
N-not what it sounds like, I swear.
I'm just saying hi to some, er, new friends!

>>9042676
( https://discord.gg/DFBA6 )

>>9042770
(Delete that link)

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>>9042233
Workshop?
Why?
...
Where?

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>>9042770
Friend???
Friend!!!!
Like friends!!!
>Lick Frankie
>>9042604
Who is???
>Engage sniff mode
>>9042799
(Why? Anyone who we absolutely do not want in has been IP banned.)

>>9042799
Shut your ass

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>>9042733
It's Alistair. I'm guessing you two have names? Or some funky designations?
>>9042684
Alright.
>Take off after the Skarmory

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>>9042825
Im Vapey
Frankies my trainer
My friends Zorro and Sylvie and Magcargo are somewhere here too
Who are you?
>sniff sniff
>Vapey smells like travel and seawater

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>>9042931
>>9042825
>Magcargo excitedly slithers by, looking at the stone work, or what's left of it, rather

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>>9042931
Am Anomalesia!!
Named by friend N!!
Its a flo-
>>9042994
THING!!!
>Run after the Magcargo, sniff mode engaged

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>>9042733
Sure, why not.
They probably won't have very good Pokemon though.

>>9042899
Well, my designation is AY-77 and my buddy is AY-33.
We usually just skip the letters though, sometimes the other grunts get jealous depending on who they are.
>Skarmory lands outside the Snagem base and 77's radio bursts into life.
>"AY-77. Back to base immediately, we've been expecting your report for hours and haven't received a thing."
...Shit.
Well looks like I need to go, sorry guys.
I guess if you're still here later I'll see you then.
>Skarmory waits for 33 to dismount before flying off back to the Key Lair.

>>9042994
>Frankie: wave from possibly beneath odd doggos
Heya, Magcargo!
How's it going?
This place is pretty spectacular, huh? Even in its current state.
>>9042931
Heya Vapes. You talk to the boss about a moat?
>Chuckles

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>>9042899
Alistair... Nice. Just 33 please.
>>9043148
Take care, 77. We'll check this out alone, I'll leave the cool shit for you.

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>>9043187
It's great-

>>9043088
>Stare up at huge sniffing doggo
Oh. Uh...hello.
>Visibly frightened

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>>9043148
See ya.
>Wave
>>9043208
Alright. I don't know what you're doing here, so I'll just kinda... Stalk you. no changes there.

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>>9043345
>He laughs a bit.
No problem, watch for the spikes.
>Forretress drops some spikes.
>33 goes through a few of the old filing cabinets.
>Rolling for anything good.

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>>9043473
>Actually.
>The building is still occupied.
>A Snagem Grunt rolls to grab 33 from behind.

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>>9043473
Can do.
>>9043529
....
>Al attempts to hit him with a Leaf Blade

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>>9043529
>Nope, 33 must polish his armor or something.
>He turns around.
Fucking... Snagem?
>He rolls to seize the guy's arm.
>>9043602
Thanks, Al.

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>>9043602
>He's hit and falls back.
What the fuck is that?
>>9043661
Is that a fuckin' snag machine?
>Grunt tosses out a LV30 Shiftry.
This is gonna be good for the boss.

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>>9043661
>He holds a feather up to his mouth in the symbol for silence, draws back a Spririt Shackle...
>>9043746
>... and fires.

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>>9043746
For me.
>Forretress uses Shadow Rush!
0 Atk Forretress Shadow Rush vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Shiftry: 68-80 (66 - 77.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9043827
>33 laughs a bit at his shit aim.

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>>9043827
>Miss.
>Both the Grunt and his mon move out of the way.
Stick your beak up your ass tweety bird.
>>9043843
And you can't hit shit, faggot.
Knock Off.
252+ Atk Life Orb Shiftry Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 36-44 (31.8 - 38.9%) -- 6.1% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9043867
>>9043843
Fuck. Okay.
>Al sends out Henry and begins aiming another shackle
Henry? Maybe rough him up if it's needed.

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Virbank city is pretty nice at night
Especially if you are going around on a motorcycle

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>>9043867
>He turns his PDA on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-zR7faD5Y
Bite me, baldy.
>He fiddles with the Snag Machine on his arm.
>The blue lights on the hand give a soft glow as it warms up.
Forretress, you just have to hit him once.
0 Atk Forretress Shadow Rush vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Shiftry: 68-80 (66 - 77.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9044079
We got this. I need him not splattered.

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>>9044082
>Regigigas: raid the fridge

>>9044079
Oh fuckin'... Shiftry can you hit anything?
Knock Off.
252+ Atk Life Orb Shiftry Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 36-44 (31.8 - 38.9%) -- 6.1% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>9044146
(FUG
>>9044097

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>>9044146
>Right well, spent that entire turn aiming, let's try to shoot him in the foot

Testing.
Is this thing working?

How long until KIC switches to biometric?

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>>9044146
Forretress... Please.
Rush him.
>0 Atk Forretress Shadow Rush vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Shiftry: 68-80 (66 - 77.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
For the love of fuck.

>>9044327
>7.
>I would have given it to you had it been a 9.
>The grunt moves.
QUIT YER SHIT!
>>9044341
Wow, this is sad.
Knock Off.
252+ Atk Life Orb Shiftry Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Forretress: 36-44 (31.8 - 38.9%) -- 6.1% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9044101
>stuntbro arrives home
Regigigas what are you doing?

>>9044332
Yes, apparently.
Where are you posting from?

>>9044332
You are operational

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>>9044391
YOUR BALD ASS HEAD IS DISTRACTING ME
>Notch five arrows, rapid fire at the floor around his feet
DANCE FOR ME, BALDY
>Not really aiming for any of them to hit, but if one does that's cool too

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>>9044391
OF FUCKING COURSE FORRETRESS CAN'T HIT SHIT.
>33: Fucking equip a goddamn ball.
>Snag Machine: Fucking Go.
>Toss it at his Shiftry.

>>9044333
Biometric?
Aren't those dumbass no-longer-Plasma cucks pushing that?
Gonna put the whole industry out of business, what's wrong with the current Pokeballs?

>>9044404
Why should I tell you? You're probably some jackass trainer who thinks he needs a "starter" pokemon.

>>9044415
Well, that's good to know at least.

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>>9044473
>We'll say it gets him to dance at least.
FUCKIN CONTROL YOUR OWL!!
>>9044513
>Shiftry is dazed from the attempted snag.
Fuck, fuck.
>Grunt looks for a potential exit.

>>9044550
Besides the fact that they suck ass?
Chips.

>>9044333
Rumors say that they have an announcement planned this weekend.
They have been a lot more secretive since the fake leak a week ago.

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>>9044565
Whoa, bro. 'Chu're a little wound, but, like, I think I can guess why. Can I, like, ask 'chur Region, at least?
>>9044588
Oooh, yeah, bro.

>>9044565
No? I'm not a trainer.
I got shot by a tranquilizer gun earlier. And almost got caught.
Have a splitting headache right now.

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>>9044583
I'M NOBODY'S DAMN OWL. KEEP DANCING.
>More arrows
HENRY? THE DOOR PLEASE.
>Tyrantrum: attempt to reach the door before the grunt does

>>9044734
...You're from there.

>>9044740
Good for you buddy.

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>>9044583
>33: Fucking snap.
>Lunge for the throat with both hands.

>>9044745
Fuckin' faggot Owl.
>He makes it for the d-
>>9044790
>33 grabs him.
>He chokes.
Ack- Shif-
>Shiftry attacks Henry!
4 SpA Life Orb Shiftry Leaf Storm vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyrantrum: 44-55 (23.5 - 29.4%) -- 97.9% chance to 4HKO

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>>9044773
>>9044740
Rough night, it seems.

>>9044910
I really don't care what miseries other people are going through, these fuckers may share their food with me around here, but I know they're all just waiting for me to get complacent so they can snatch me up like all the other retards.

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>>9044834
>Hit
Henry? Kill it.
>Tyrantrum used Superpower!
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Shiftry: 750-884 (669.6 - 789.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9044834
>Rolling to choke the grunt.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BACK? TALK NOW BEFORE I BREAK YOUR GODDAMN WINDPIPE.

>>9044910
Remind me to never visit orre at daytime again.
Or land again without cloaking and making sure the area is safe first.

>>9044773
You know, there's no reason to be salty here.

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>>9044773
Sweeeet.
I'm gonna guess 'chu, like, gotta dodge jerk Trainers.
Good to see another native Alolan on here, though! How's life on the islands right now?
>>9044910
Yeah, looks like.
>Ray: go raid the fridge.

>>9044954
>Shiftry is dead.
>The grunt struggles.
>>9044970
We-a-aren't.
>He gags.
Please!
>He struggles.

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>>9044402
>Stuntbro can understand what all Pokeys are saying now so...
>No reason for morse when talking to him
I AM OBTAINING SUSTENANCE.
>He smushes a soda can against his "face"

>>9044971
This website is full of trainers, from what I gather. I have every reason to dislike 99% of you.

>>9044977
You seem nice though, I'm glad to meet a fellow pokemon here. Life is, minus the occasional ultra ball thrown at my head -these jackholes never throw the regular ones when they see me, nooooo, it's fucking ultra balls!- rather easy. Free food, a nice abandoned house to shack up in, all my brothers and sisters got their dumb asses captured... pretty nice.

>>9045084
Except I'm a pokemon.

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>>9045084
Uh... You sound kinda happy that your siblings got captured?