RWBY/RT Trash General #404 Well-dressed Reese Edition
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>>9030023
>Reese
>Smart
Pick one
>>9030079
I mean her outfit there is smart, not her head.
>>9030703
>>9030707
>>9030711
What if he trained to be a Hunter had the same age everyone else had?
I don't like Pyrrha.She's coarse and rough and irritating and she get's everywhere
>>9031084
>she get's everywhere
Except the one place she wanted to get into
>>9031084
From my point of view Hunters are evil.
>>9031119
>He's about to kill every child in Signal but trips over his shoelaces
>>9031032
Probably do a lot better then he is now he'll he would have a fucking gun
>>9031455
He gets a shotgun.
Which one of you did this?
>>>/pol/123202016
>>9031032
He never would have met Ruby or Pyyrha.
Regardless of how good he'd be which is probably very good he would have moat likely stayed in his home country or designated school
Such a timeline is actually a dark one as a result.
>>9031501
Hopefully when the hell is he going to get a gun?
>>9031596
Never because guns are borderline useless in RWBY.
Tell ma about Ruby Why does she wear a cape ?
What if you were walking around Beacon when all of the sudden the cat approached you and asked if you wanted to sign up for a faunus studies class next semester?
>>9032084
I would ask if it involved mating press
>>9032113
What if the cat told you that you were being a pervert and got offended?
>>9032084
If these faunus studies involve What I'm thinking about then sign me up
>>9032084
Why the fuck would I go to a class about shitty animals
>>9032133
I would ask her if mating press would make her feel better.
>>9032133
She needs to loosen up. The endorphins would probably help.
>>9032141
What if the cat told you that she will assume that what you're thinking about is probably the examination and deconstruction of human supremacist systems in Vale's society and institutional anti-faunas bigotry and sign you up?
>>9032084
I would be disappointed that Beacon gets stuck with the cat, while Atlas has the Katt.
>>9032173
What if the cat asked you what you meant by 'shitty animals'?
>>9032084
I'd join. And when class starts I would stand up and say. "I for one say I'm sick of the way faunus are treated in modern society."
>>9032202
>>9032221
What if the cat told you that you were being a sexist bigot?
>>9032243
What if the cat listen happily and patiently to what you had to say next?
>>9032304
That would be it. It's my job as a human to listen to the oppressed.
>>9032287
Offer her a bagel.
>>9032084
Tell her that faunus are only good for sex and that I would love to fuck her mother.
>>9032239
I don't like Faunus
>>9032329
What if the cat told you that she didn't want your bagel after what you said to her?
>>9032346
What if the cat told you that you were being incredibly racist and a disgusting pervert before threatening to report you to Ozpin?
what if you fucked off
>>9032380
What if the cat asked you why you don't like the faunus?
>>9032415
What if you had something more interesting to talk about?
>>9032431
then i wouldn't be in /rwbyg/
This is a stick-up! Hand over your Cinder lewds, and nobody gets hurt!
>>9032318
What if the cat told you that she was very proud of you for being such a progressive guy who is focused on making the world a better place by fighting systemic racism and systems of oppression?
>>9032404
Offer her free sex and dinner to an expensive fish restaurant.
>>9032451
>>9032471
What if the cat asked you if you really think a nice dinner at an expensive fish restaurant is enough to excuse your deplorable behavior?
>>9031596
Honestly Jaune is more likely to end up shooting himself by accident if you gave him a gun than a Grimm.
>>9032688
I would tell her that yes, I strongly believe it is. And before I forget, I would ask for her mother's number, too.
>>9032688
The telling bit here is that's not a 'no'.
Bitch thirsty for the tuna.
>>9032918
What if the cat acquiesced and agreed to go to this expensive fish restaurant with you, as long as you didn't bring up sex or her mother?
>>9032456
I would tell her I'm glad to do my part.
>>9032451
I want to sniff the cat
>>9033336
I wanna sniff Jaune
>>9033065
Fine, can I bring up sex with her instead?
>>9033247
Damn Cinder, you killed Pyrrha and fucked her crush.
this is the most dysfunctional quest in the history of things
>>9033215
What if the cat told you that she was happy that straight human men like you were finally accepting that they are the cause of all the worlds problems and trying to make up for it?
>>9033430
What if the cat said "NO!"
>>9033701
I'd tell her that after seeing my faunus girlfriend kicked out of store. I felt obligated to help.
>>9033727
Rape with the cat!
>>9033678
I have long theorised that we could see what ifs becoming quests/CYOAs, and I think we're seeing that right now.
Tell me a joke Weiss.
>>9034197
Her entire plot and characterization in V4.
Rare Blake
>>9034226
>500
neo will never abuse her power over you taking you down with her swift justice by ramming her nightstick up your ass
>>9034292
Not hand cuffing to a poll her while you plow her ass.
>>9034371
>like you even could
>>9034383
I'm three feet taller than her. Get a good grab in and she aint going no where.
>>9034421
Yeah sure, brute force worked great for Yang.
>>9034421
>grab Neo
>get thrown into the ceiling
>>9034514
who said it was in this world, officers exist in Remnant
>>9034527
No aura.
>>9034531
I would use my patented technique.
>>9034605
going head-on and slashing isnt Neos fighting style
>>9034605
If that's your technique, then you would get your hand cut off if she swings up and not down.
>>9034621
Exactly her technique involves using her opponents moves against them. By staying out of range she can't harm me.
Also she hasn't been shown to have a ground game. And that's where you get her.
Didn't Neo kill an entire squadron of Atlasian soldiers just to break Roman out?
>>9034654
but any implication of trying to get her would allow her to then use her technique of using opponents moves against them, coupled with her semblance allowing her to shatter and disappear you wouldnt get a good grip on her
New Funhaus RT Docs - Haus of Pain
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>>9034702
I would look for a shadow. Or the wind rustling her clothes to tell where she's at.
>>9034751
Sure f a m
>>9034840
>She can now have a threeway with two Cinders
>>9034819
Her light illusion wouldn't be effected by wind. Her long hair should be blowing in the wind. Also another way to get by her umbella defense would be to shoot a round at her torso, then fire an exploding round at her feet.
>>9034840
Now I want a Cinder dakimakura.
>>9034855
I wonder if she will make Vol 4 Cinder next. I wouldn't be surprised if she makes a cover for every single one of Cinder's designs so she can have a Cinder harem.
>>9034919
I could see her doing that
>>9034840
Ha! Oh, I do like Misa. Her antics always make me laugh.
I see the other daki is there, too. She'll be sleeping comfortably tonight.
>>9034840
>>9034947
Oh, Misa.
>>9034840
those goddamn hands though
>>9034947
Jesus the hands look like money hands holy shit
>>9035365
As somebody else put it: "ironically, Misa's art has a bad case of yaoi hands".
I find it odd that we seem to be the only part of the fandom that's really aware of Misa. I would've thought she'd be more popular for her intense Cinder waifuing. At least by now.
I know that the RWBY Reddit sometimes reposts her art, but they never seem to catch on to her Cinder obsession.
>>9034514
God this sort of delusional is astounding.
>>9035922
I sort of understand the ones that say they could take Jaune because people really just ignore his abilities but this has to be the first I've seen claiming they could take Neo.
>>9035922
Implying I'm wrong.
>>9036046
people assume just because she's so short and a girl they could take her on
even though she took down an entire Atlesian ship crew on her own
>>9036099
She has no ranged attack. Stay out of it and your fine. Keep circling around and back pedaling while firing. And you'll win.
I want to cuddle with Neo
>>9036046
>I sort of understand the ones that say they could take Jaune because people really just ignore his abilities
Seriously. Even if you take away his aura he's a tall, thickly built guy who has been sparring with a champion fighter with superpowers and fighting massive demonic monsters.
Physical conditioning aside, he's actually pretty calm in extreme situations.
>>9036183
>She has no ranged attack. Stay out of it and your fine. Keep circling around and back pedaling while firing. And you'll win.
Except she'd probably still beat you at long range by virtue of reflexes, physical conditioning, and just experience in fighting super humans.
Even taking away their powers these are still character comparable to high level fighters in terms of skill set and physical ability.
>>9036183
except she does fine with dodging, with her semblance she can disappear, and for great distances, so you couldn't even see or hear her
>>9036237
Doesn't really matter if she has super powers if she can't move forward faster than I can move backwards I win. Its something I learned in mid-evil combat recreation. I could out run people running towards me while I was backpedaling.
Why are people debating with some loser about if he can beat neo or not the dude couldn't beat himself enough to orgasms why is this thread so focus on debating this
>>9036376
>why is this thread so focus on debating this
We have nothing else to talk about
>>9030023
Guys, I think it's time we had a talk about Reese...
>>9036395
Your welcome.
>>9036532
dont pat yourself on the back, dumb debates are inevitable
>>9036562
Too late already patting. And it feels good.
I finally found a show with a waifu count comparable to that of RWBY...
Which wooby would you like to kill?
reese is my little angel
>>9036754
Blake.
Ara ara~. Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>9037621
>>9037621
Go away you old hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdv0KyuaIZ4
Reminder that Neo is most likely dead
>>9037708
still confirmed alive my dude
>>9037708
>most likely
did you hit your head?
>>9037725
Yeeup, and confirmed by Miles to be even more dangerous now that Roman isn't around.
>>9037763
http://demonpetdoodles.tumblr.com/post/147301246839/its-great-to-be-backneo
>>9037800
>>9037820
>>9037895
Did you really fucking think that a beloved character with unfinished business would just die offscreen after floating away?
>>9037895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTL51JWCF7M&feature=youtu.be&t=35m10s
>>9037921
Honestly yeah, like what they did to Roman, dude got gobbled up
>>9037895
In one of the afterbuzz interviews after volume 3 miles commented on how Neo is (keyword) now a much more dangerous threat with roman gone. He viewed their partnership as Roman acting more like a check against her more violent tendencies.
>>9037945
You'd have to be actually retarded to think that getting eaten on-screen for shock value is comparable to disappearing offscreen nonfatally and never being seen again.
>>9037964
No need to call someone names, chill your autism
>>9037997
You asked, I answered.
>People still think Neo's dead even though it's been confirmed she's coming back like 4 different times
what if neo had a podcast
>>9038047
>just the sound of Neo eating ice cream
>>9038080
>50k daily viewers
>>9038047
It would be magibon
>>9038113
Only 50k?
Neo alone would bring in views but video of her eating with possible zoom in on her mouth is a whole other 2 fetishes
>>9038155
Do people really watch videos of people eating
>>9037621
Are you sure its okay?
>>9038191
hell there's a video series by RT right now that has gus and his wife eating out together, might have been a one time thing, but oh yeah, there's a demand for shit like that. Hell there's multiple youtube "personalities" whose sole shtick is to try out new fast food when it comes out and eat and film themselves in their cars eating it.
>>9038213
That's fucking disgusting.
What if you and Yang were having a random conversation and all of the sudden Yang makes a statement that implied that America beat Nazi Germany all by itself?
>>9038249
I would emit a deafening cry to both stun her and summon my kin so we can eat her organs and suck the marrow of her bones.
>>9038191
There is a category on twitch called social eating
>>9038249
I would go on an autistic rant and mate press her
>>9031749
Capes are cool.
>>9037964
I think he means she's just as expendable. I doubt she'll get much screen time unless they plan to kill her off. RIP Roman, the best character.
What if you were a super cool 4chan rwbyg anon but no one believed you that you could beat neo in a fight
So you tied a noose and hung yourself cause duh that's the only way to enter their world but when you get there neo ends up kicking your ass really easily and then to add to your absolute defeat neo takes a shit on your chest
>>9031749
>Body covered in tattoos.
Why must western women be so degenerate?
>>9038524
yeah, what if
>>9038249
well we're both in remnant, so what she just told me was total nonsense and I'll assume she had some sort of stroke and be very concerned
>>9038572
Balalaika is amazing. Pity she has too much blood lust to be a waifu...
>>9038572
>covered
>>9038572
>being this triggered by tattoos
How was your week RWBYg?
>>9039153
Allright, yeah. Can't wait to finish this dissertation so I can get back to vidya and manga.
>>9039153
It was pretty good
>>9039333
>trips confirm
>>9039353
Confirm a good week
>>9039153
A bit slow, but not bad.
ITT: We post cute boys that are MINE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID WHORES? HE'S MINE!
>>9039681
Don't molest this, Pyrrha.
>>9039681
>ITT: We post cute boys that are MINE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID WHORES? HE'S MINE!
Ruby calm the fuck down
>>9039681
Don't be so greedy Cinder
What would Misa's huntress weapon and semblance be?
>>9031354
Thicc muscle girls are the best
>>9039890
Can't be, the post didn't mention a goddess even once OR try to make pathetic excuses for their failure as a minion.
>>9039923
but he is the only other person to state interest in Jaune other than Pyrrha, and Pyrrha is dead.
>>9039915
>>9033378
>You will never be smothered by his huge unwashed balls
>>9038080
>Soft slurping and sucking sounds
>The thought of her lips and tongue
>The thought of that delicious and slightly warm ice cream sliding down her throat
>Her quiet moans of satisfaction
>>9038680
>Pity she has too much blood lust to be a waifu...
>>9039718
I put on my Robe and Wizard hat
https://twitter.com/OGaelfox/status/858112489665568768
>>9040281
Aw he looks cute as hell
>>9033482
Not sure if it was worth it.
>>9040487
How their kid would look like ?
>>9040554
>Just discovered my bullying fetish
Who are the best characters for bullying?
>>9040646
>>9040663
Who's the best bullier though?
>>9036206
Could he manhandle me?
>>9040713
Neptune
He bullied huge swaths of the fanbase just by showing up
Qt Bun wants to take your picture and asks you if that is ok?
>>9040646
Yang something about seeing her crying and defeated really gets me off
>>9040646
He had an entire bully arc.
>>9040796
QT bun is a Grimm in disguise, the real Velvet doesn't have a tail.
What if you waked in on your son and his two cat faunus gfs?
What if Jaune and Weiss do end up together and it is done really well and touching. And it is revealed Monty wrought it that way since the beginning.
>>9040891
I would keep my eye on them so they won't steal anything.
>>9040891
I don't approve of him dating faunus, but as his father I have a solemn duty not to interfere in my son's potential threesomes.
>>9040956
as long as it's well done I'm fine with it
>>9040722
In all likelyhood yes.
Why?
What did Mojo mean by this?
>>9041230
No reason.
Do you think Pyyrha had Jaune wrestle her?
>>9041593
Smug mascot is smug
>>9041547
better version including BY, also new wallpaper
>>9041593
Cashing in on all the Memery going on with the Wendy's mascot right now.
>>9039153
Pretty good, this end of the week is killer but it's good work.
Helped a Special Olympics event, Setup tables for a memorial service that's being held tomorrow, and then serve food at that memorial service
>>9041593
>Penny will never mock you publicly for not knowing how refrigerators work
>>9041624
>>9041547
Starting to think Mojo has a leg fetish too
>>9039153
Recovering from a damaged Thorocolumbar Fascia. Nothing like agonizing pain every time you get in and out of a car. On the plus side, the pain has killed my appetite and I've lost 6 lbs this week alone!
>>9039153
Finally got an appointment with a psychiatrist who can refill my meds, but I only have enough to last until my appointment if I take every other day instead of every day.
Which means 18 days of on-off nausea and headaches from withdrawal. Yippee.
>>9041710
>>9041547
>No Jaune and Ren
>No Cinder Emerald and Salem
>No Torchwick and Mercury
>>9041593
Penny is love, Penny is life
Now I want a frosty...
>>9041927
Me too, but some assholes blocked me in so I can't drive anywhere.
>>9041927
That's really cute
>>9041602
>Do you think Pyyrha had Jaune wrestle her?
Wouldn't that technically be sexual harassment?
What if Ruby dressed up as Zwei's favorite doggy toy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7op92W7voE
>>9041710
Still no art of neo crushing a tiny shrunk yang into paste under her shoe
Closest we got giantess community needs to do more RWBY stuff
Best we got so far
>>9039153
I wrote stuff.
Wrote my first actual prose lewd stuff.
I wrote stuff and that's pretty much it.
>>9038524
I would use the noose to tie up Neo after I kicked her ass.
>>9042082
No.
Pyrrha wouldn't report shit.
>>9042433
I mean wouldn't that be sexual harassment for Jaune?
>>9042553
Jaune learns a useful skill. Pyrrha gets the physical contact she wants. Nobody gets hurt.
>>9040554
I assume their kid would be so Cindy so...
How would the people of Remnant react to Imperium annexation?
>>9042894
how would the people of remnant react if all their avocados went missing
>>9042919
Total collapse. The despair would have it raining Grimm.
>>9042919
How would the people of Remnant react if all the Grimm just... stopped? Nevermores fall out of the sky, Ursas and Beowolves drop to the ground mid-pounce, Goliaths stand stock still and do nothing. All still breathing, all still aware, just... not doing anything.
>>9043041
They would all start fucking.
The Ren Jaune Ruby threesome would finally happen.
>>9042894
... How would the Imperium local sub-sector command view Remnant?
>>9043137
So many psykers.
Too many.
>>9040554
Would you pet Blake if she asked you to?
>>9043526
Sure, why not
>>9043657
Wait if she bit you after a minute?
>>9043526
Yeah, sure. If she suddenly bites though she's getting bopped.
>>9043748
Walk away and find a pupper girl to give pets and belly rubs to.
>>9043394
>Revy
So what would her semblance be? Some sort of trajectory control?
No, being batshit crazy doesn't count.
>>9043762
>Yeah, sure. If she suddenly bites though she's getting mating pressed.
Fixed
>>9043869
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
What if you found out your faunus gf was only with you because your human heritage gave her a slightly better standing with her friends.
bump of ageis
>>9044917
bump of timelord
cosplay bump
>>9045079
baby bump?
>>9043394
That's more of a Jaune/Neo mix
what if pyrrha was supposed to come back but her voice actor went on a bizarre racial tirade on twitter so RT cut ties with her and pyrrha stayed dead
>>9045149
booty bump
I want to buy these in the hopes of monkey boy cards but I know I'll just get shitty kitty again.
>>9045379
You might get zwei butt cause haha dog butts
>>9045411
Don't knock it until you try it
New RT doc is about James and Lawrence being wrestlers
>>9047215
>>9047161
Watched it when I came home, was actully pretty cool, though I think Lawrence's depression and shit is way worse than we see in videos
>>9045379
>again.
>You actually spent money on that shit
wew lad
>>9045379
I would only even think of buying these cards if they gave info or lore we don't get in the show....but I doubt they have anything of value to them
>>9047825
Wait, Lawrence is depressed?
I want to hug the bug!
>>9047884
What about hugging and fugging at the same time?
>>9047834
No, I bought the blind boxes and got multiple shit kits
>>9047975
are you the guy who got two blakes and a weiss
>>9047985
Yes, but I remembered wrong. It was two Weiss and a blake.
>>9047871
It kinda leaks out a bit when he gets really drunk on streams. He kinda rambles on about how shitty he feels about himself, but for the most part he keeps it under wraps.
>>9048100
That's unfortunate, Lawrence is a good guy. I hope he's doing okay despite that.
>>9048277
Pyrrha is a cuck!
>>9048707
She doesn't look like a cuck there. She looks like an evil bitch who would vaporise any woman that touched Jaune.
>>9048763
Horns are a cuck symbol
>>9048840
>Horns are a cuck symbol
wot
>>9047975
>He spent money on RT shit in general
wew lad
>>9049154
>>9049350
>>9048915
It's actually true. "Giving someone horns" is an old-ass term for cuckolding someone, long before it became a buzzword
>>9049471
In my native language that's actually a common way to say that someone was cucked.
>>9049471
>>9049681
What's your native language?
>>9049880
Greek.
>>9050298
Nothing warms the heart like poor engrish
>>9050355
I'm glad Mojo's improved. The English in his art is still broken enough to be endearing, but better than its previous incomprehensibility.
>>9049681
>>9049985
Poland here we use the same term for cucks
>>9049958
I saw your shame
New Fan Service
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So people are discussing, likely because of that youtuber, that we might see Vol 4's soundtrack around June. But wouldn't it be more late may?
how do I bully someone into killing themselves?
i need the knowledge for some faggot in the other thread trying to git gud at drawing
>>9051177
Just git gud at bullying
>>9051102
It's already confirmed to be released on 1st of May
>>9051177
call him a cuck lol
Also, check his nationality. If he's Greek or Polish, doing this is apparently as easy as posting some horns!
>>9051201
The 1st of May's what?
>>9051201
By an unsourced screenshot you dweeb
>>9051201
Wait, really?
From what?
>>9051282
An old facebook message from Jeff. They were hoping to release it by May 1
>>9051255
>The 1st of May's what?
Dubs.
>>9050586
>>9051294
If that were the case, it would've been with us years ago!
>>9045149
Best bump.
Who wants to make the new thread?
>>9051899
Not me.
>>9051993
New thread.