/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread "I have a weakness for drills,

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Who is the voice of reason in /ERP/ and why is it Fronk?

Reminder Hestia is old Nep and we must chase off her again.

Reminder Hestia is Nozomi and we must chase off her again.

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Reminder that if you want the shitposter to be banned, you just have to get together and report a single one of their posts.

>>9028978
>>9028981
Calm down Ermac.

>>9028958
I approve of this thread

>Sets up a Fronk trap

>>9028987
Are you aware than Paul will be here again tomorrow?

>>9029004
What does that change about my statement?

>>9028969
I really want to typefuck Fronk. But everytime something happen.

>>9029001
Fronk wants a /ll/ session badly

>>9029015
/ll/?

>>9029021
Lesbian Loli.

Who's the best ava and why is it Fronk?

Who's the best ava and why is it Owain?

>come on
>it's all just shitposting
>leave

ERP's become clockwork.

>>9029092
That's not how you spell Fronk.

Reminder that Mecha is even worse for these threads then Owain

>>9029098
It's not really a working clock when both hands are perpetually pointing at Shipost O'clock.

>>9029098
>come on
>Fronk isn't posting
>leave
ERP is nothing without Fronk

>>9029106
Gee, anon, if only there was some magical way of hiding posts you don't like!

>>9029098
>come on
>Owain isn't posting
>leave
ERP is nothing without Owain

>>9029120
That's a funny way to spell Fronk.

>>9029122
That's a funny way to spell Owain.

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Post avas you want to marry

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>>9029133

Fronk > Owain

Owain > Fronk

I was beginning to think that Paul was the main reason why these threads are so shit. Ever since he got his 3 day ban, I've come to slowly realize that it wasn't him, but the anons. Lore was right, anons are literally ruining ERP. All you faggots ever do is complain and chimp out when Owain comes along, and he only wants to do what so many other people here do as well. Want to know why hes more recognized? Because he uses an avatar, and mainly talks with one as well. Because of that, people he has played with have memories, or remembrance of him rather than a faceless, ambiguous anon (which I'm sure a large majority of people are here). Of course, with a male ava going around erping with literally everyone, anons get a little jealous. Its in our genes after all. Males always fight for dominance for females (even though 99% of "female" avas here are fat neckbeards irl), thus creating rivalry. Of course, since anons are already beta enough not using an ava, they resort to shitposting and manchild fits, mostly resulting in ruining the experience for others and driving them to safehavens like Discord. So, what are we left with? People who shit up the threads for fun, some avas actually trying to RP, and, of course, LD.
/end

>>9029155
BASED FRONK

>>9029155
BASED OWAIN

>>9029155
Hi Fronk

>>9029155
t. Owain cuck

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>>9029155

>>9029155
t. Fronk supporter

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>>9029133

>>9029155
Hi Owain.

I was beginning to think that Paul was the main reason why these threads are so shit. Ever since he got his 3 day ban, I've come to slowly realize that it wasn't him, but the anons. Fronk was right, anons are literally ruining ERP. All you faggots ever do is complain and chimp out when Owain comes along, and he only wants to do what so many other people here do as well. Want to know why hes more recognized? Because he uses an avatar, and mainly talks with one as well. Because of that, people he has played with have memories, or remembrance of him rather than a faceless, ambiguous anon (which I'm sure a large majority of people are here). Of course, with a male ava going around erping with literally everyone, anons get a little jealous. Its in our genes after all. Males always fight for dominance for females (even though 99% of "female" avas here are fat neckbeards irl), thus creating rivalry. Of course, since anons are already beta enough not using an ava, they resort to shitposting and manchild fits, mostly resulting in ruining the experience for others and driving them to safehavens like Discord. So, what are we left with? People who shit up the threads for fun, some avas actually trying to RP, and, of course, LD.
/end

I was beginning to think that Paul was the main reason why these threads are so shit. Ever since he got his 3 day ban, I've come to slowly realize that it wasn't him, but the anons. Lore was right, anons are literally ruining ERP. All you faggots ever do is complain and chimp out when Mecha comes along, and he only wants to do what so many other people here do as well. Want to know why hes more recognized? Because he uses an avatar, and mainly talks with one as well. Because of that, people he has played with have memories, or remembrance of him rather than a faceless, ambiguous anon (which I'm sure a large majority of people are here). Of course, with a male ava going around erping with literally everyone, anons get a little jealous. Its in our genes after all. Males always fight for dominance for females (even though 99% of "female" avas here are fat neckbeards irl), thus creating rivalry. Of course, since anons are already beta enough not using an ava, they resort to shitposting and manchild fits, mostly resulting in ruining the experience for others and driving them to safehavens like Discord. So, what are we left with? People who shit up the threads for fun, some avas actually trying to RP, and, of course, Mecha.
/end

>>9029155
No shit. Remember Armstrong? He was right.

A golden era is something that needs to be maintained and actively sought after. Every day can be the golden era if we stop engaging in obvious attempts at stirring drama so shitposters have more material to work with.

It's as simple as not playing their game.

>>9029193
Armstrong was Virra

>>9029200
Virra was Fronk

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i'm amazed by how shit this thread is in the morning
i'm even more amazed at the fact that im still fucking here, holding out, hoping it'll get better

>>9029200
Armstrong was actually Hideo Kojima. Not Mecha's ava, the actual game dev. He's really passionate about the quality of the ERP threads. Death Stranding is actually a giant metaphor for the decay of the threads. Starring Norman Reedus™.

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Going to make something really clear right now.
Fronk is my wife.
He sucks cock when I tell him to.
He takes it in his tight loli ass when I tell him to.
He takes cum when I tell him to.
You all can fuck him, cum in him, do what you please with him. But I'm his husband. And I'm the one that makes his toes curl when he cums.

Isn't that right Fronk?

>>9029212
>hoping it'll get better
Good joke anon!

>>9029212
You use this image every time you post. You could at least try and not make it so obvious.

>>9029212
The threads are as bad. So anyway, if you're depressed, stay home and pour yourself some comfort, go to bed, and don't worry: tomorrow will be worse.

How can we fix /erp/?

>>9029410
i've only posted this picture once before

>>9029414
>tomorrow will be worse
why did that sound comforting

So why are we shitting on Fronk all of a sudden? Are we just shitting on all male avas now because its the new le dank meme XD?

>>9029425
People will continue to spread rumors and lies about people while they aren't here both in thread and in private, it will continue to be a vultures nest of popularity because that is the fate that was decided.

>>9029428
Mecha defense force couldn't Owain post well enough so they decided to make up some new shit to distract people.

>>9029422
Euthanasia.

>>9029428
It's not we, it's just one guy who got bored and revved up his shitposting engine.

>>9029433
Who decided this fate?
How do we change it.

Post wild conspiracy theories involving ERP

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>>9029422
Mooore picniiics.

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>>9029466
NEP

>>9029466
>Anon places his palms on Plutia's chest.
Hmm... Flat as a pancake.

>>9029455
>Who decided this fate?
Owain. No, I'm not forcing hate. This whole TMZ style culture started with him and his humblebragging about who he ERPed with, how often, and how easy it was for him to hit word limits, and taking shit about people like Celestia when they couldn't match his reply length. Sure he stopped when people called him out on it but the damage is done. Anons latched onto the memes that were springing up about him and things snowballed from then on. Now we're stuck in ERP celebrity culture because people are more focused on personalites, whether it be their own or others, than typefucking.
>How do we change it.
Purge the threads and Discord of circlejerkers and their orbiters.

>>9029466
>plants a "No picnic" sign right next to Ploot
We don't need ants

>>9029461
Fronk is the head of the /erp/ Illuminati

>>9029484
No that's Kenny

>>9029422
Fronk will fix /erp/

>>9029461
Owain is Hestia.

Jun here?

>>9029477
ERP was always TMZ drama central. Owain's just the latest in a long string of self-righteous tossers.

Fronk here?

>>9029477
Mecha started the bragging and using threads to show how great you are and chat with your friends. That was before Owain even joined the discord. Mecha made this place a high school a long time ago and people defended him back then.

>>9029514
It wasn't like this on /b/, even the Nue shit never got the normal level we have here now

>>9029510
Owain is Hestia, and Hestia is Nep. We must chase off her again after all.

>>9029520
You see, I understand your complaints, and I agree with them to an extent, but you're fucking with the threads and everyone else here. There's no reason to drag literally everyone else into this bullshit, when you can easily get ahold of the people you want to elsewhere.

>>9029489
That's a cover-up. Fronk is the real leader

>>9029520
>Mecha started the culture
>Owain took advantage of it
>now we are here in Owain's ERP featuring Mecha & Jinx & their orbiters

>>9029527
Fronk is Kenny.

>>9029530
Fronk is Armstrong

>>9029520
>It wasn't like this on /b/
Yeah but /b/ gave us a lot more foot traffic so we had external forces to rally against. Us vs. Them. Here, we're just stuck in quarantine with each other so the inmates naturally turn on one another. Us vs. Us.

>>9029526
MORE!!!!!

Anyone seen Fronk?

>>9029525
Mecha will keep showing up, doing the same high school popularity contest bullshit until we drive him and his orbiters off. If you want a better tomorrow you have to be willing to fight for it.

>>9029537
Armstrong is Clarent

>>9029542
>implying this spam is ours
>implying it's not some faggots from elsewhere just making use of the firewood you've all left in abundance

>>9029542
Paul getting banned was one of the worse things that's happened recently.

With no more common enemy, /erp/ turned on itself.

>>9029551
I think I'll just keep on reporting you for spamming instead.

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watching this as an outsider is sure one wild fucking ride my dudes

>>9029551
Fronk will keep showing up, doing the same high school popularity contest bullshit until we drive him and his orbiters off. If you want a better tomorrow you have to be willing to fight for it.

>>9029560
Hi Fronk

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>>9029477
>>9029528
>It's X's fault anons and insecure avas shitpost whether they are around or not!

>>9029551
Owain will keep showing up, doing the same high school popularity contest bullshit until we drive him and his orbiters off. If you want a better tomorrow you have to be willing to fight for it.

>>9029552
Fronk is Clarent

>>9029573
Hi Owain

http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/bJ8BlI33NpStiEjuUapkhw/

>>9029556
Fronk getting banned was one of the worse things that's happened recently.

With no more common enemy, /erp/ turned on Fronk.

>>9029579
>>9029573
Screencap this shit

>>9029579
That is autistic as fuck that you managed to remember the filename but holy fuck Owain confirmed shitposter

>>9029584
Wait, how'd Fronk get banned? Did he post cartoon pedobait or something?
Because, you know, he's a fucking pedophile.

>>9029591
Pretty sure he's memeing. Fronk's usually pretty careful with his loli shit.

>>9029573
>>9029579
owain btfo

>>9029590
I really hope you're not as retarded as you're making yourself out to be right now.

>>9029591
>Fronk
>Pedophile.
Fronk is too pure to be a pedophile, anon.

>>9029602
You can stop now, Owain. You got caught. Just be a good boy and retreat back to Discord and hope that your orbiters can shitpost this away.

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>>9029573

>Fronk confirmed Owain shitposting.
FRONK DOES IT AGAIN BOYS

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>>9029608
But I'm not Owain, lol. I just think you're retarded for thinking that's somehow going to amount to anything.
>>9029591
>>9029604
Did I hear something about lolis?

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>>9029573
>>9029579
>>9029609
Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

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Frank#9532

>>9029623
It does confirm that the anon going around accusing Owain shitposters as being insecure beta males as Owain himself so there's that at least

>>9029635
Post Card

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>>9029643

>>9029636
The discord is going to raid the fuck out of this place in a little bit. Because he's going to ask them what to do.

>>9029652
I'm expecting an influx of anon shitposting towards people like Fronk or Mecha in hopes that it'll cover it up

>>9029636
That's a bit of a leap in logic, but alright.

>>9029573
>"insecure avas shitpost whether they are around or not"
Also basically confirms that Owain is not the humble paragon he tries to come off as and is at least a percentage arrogant as the memes say he is

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>>9029176
That's going in my folder.
Also no shit?

>>9029662
A portion of the Owain shitposting was people trying to cover up the Mecha shitposting, so maybe Lupin shitposting?

>Wake up
>See this
Well, Owain shows his true colors at least

>>9029662
Why Fronk?

>>9029652
You're saying it like more than one person can't have the same opinion

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You guys sure are noisy this morning...

>>9029670
Lupin is the one who does the
>kissu
shit to fronk, and some of the other avas.

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>>9029628
Crashing the thread, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>Wake up
>See this
Well, Fronk shows his true colors at least

>>9029675
Where's the dick?

>>9029675
Hi Sponty.

>>9029675
Owain exposed himself like the tard he is

>>9029675
Hello Best Bunny.

>>9029675
I can't help it, persona 5 is a loud game.

>>9029675
Mecha orbiter, opinion disregarded. Thank you for feeding the cancerous growth on threads

>>9029679
Fronk X Lupin WHEN?

>>9029696
Owain, you ERPed with Sponty before

>>9029709
Morning, Mrs. Owain.

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>>9029687
It retracted back in from all the shitposting.

>>9029688
Hello.

>>9029689
Has he, now?

>>9029692
Morning anon.

>>9029694
Isn't there a volume knob on this thing?

>>9029696
My opinion that you guys are making a lot of noise was discarded? Okay.

>>9029709
Morning Misaka. I was wondering when you'd wonder into this asylum riot

>>9029709
Go back to vidya, Misaka. We need to do some cleaning before everyone else arrives.

>>9029709
Hi Fronk

>>9029719
>Has he, now?

Yeah, he basically outted himself as being just as arrogant as people were accusing him of being

>>9029573
>>9029579

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>porn is shit
>hentai is shit
>ERP is shit
>/ftt/ is shit
>life is shit
wut fap to ERP?

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>>9029709
>>9029712
FUUUCK

>>9029730
/ntr/
F-List
Omegle
floor tiles

>>9029664
Only a complete moron would buy Owain's humble act

>>9029730
Fronk

>>9029730
I could post butts at you if you want.

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>>9029733
>filename
Damn.

>>9029726
Not Fronk

>>9029725
Yeah, I'll play some Smash in the meanwhile

>>9029721
At least seems... Lively?
Like, Fyrefestival kind of lively

>>9029715
Get your eyes checked, bub.

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>>9029730
Noel's perfect ass.

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This is my waifu: Felix.
Say something nice about her.

>>9029675
>>9029719
Hiya Sponty!
>Her girlish cumdump waves at her from a slight distance.

>>9029730
>Lady Maria
pls Ava her

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>>9029759
>fyrefestival
I was awake the entire night laughing at this stupid shit. Fucking retards spending thousands for cheese sandwiches and the refugee experience. Have fun in smash, Misaka.

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This is my wife.
Fronk.
Say something nice about him.

>>9029759
I mean if you call monkeys throwing flaming shit at each other lively, all the power to you.

>>9029771
Great shag.

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>>9029772
I've experienced worse before t b h

>>9029768
I can't help but feel bad at them
It's like a Fallout Vault experiment gone wrong
Cya later

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This is my husband.
Horo.
Say something nice about him.

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Ohayo

>>9029782
Alright, now you feel like full Bolin

>>9029788
Bolin has school

>>9029786
Why aren't you wearing that shirt? You know the one I'm talking about.

>>9029786
Cute semen demon.

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This is my husband.
Owain.
Please say something nice about him; he feels awful that he made a mistake

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>>9029728
Hmm... Well, if I had to play devil's advocate, I would bring up how the 4chan app on mobile apparently saves pictures with their original filename (and image hash?), or so I was told. Meaning it could potentially be anyone... But of course, if that was the case, the person in question would have probably already posted it by now.

>>9029766
Hello~
>Sponty waves back at her favorite cumdump, beckoning him over.

>>9029800
I have no idea about this skirt of yours.

>>9029803
Cute anon.

>>9029810
>He practically bounces over to Sponty, in a pair of tight hip-hugging jeans, bulging in the front. His arms wrap around her as he nuzzles against one of her big breasts, taking in a deep breath.
Guess we've found some time for each other, haven't we?

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>>9029814
And I failed

>>9029767
She has suffered enough. Being reborn as an ERP ava would be a worse fate than guarding that cursed hamlet.

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>>9029814
>>9029820

>>9029810
Exactly, if that were the case it would've been more evident that it was someone else. But, it wasn't. In the end all the shitposting about Owain being a smug asshole was right, and what's worse is that this hints that a lot of the anon posts that are pro-Owain could've been him all along. But, that's a line of paranoid thinking.

>>9029829
I gotta have this.

>>9029786
I told you to knock first.

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Do you wanna go and shitpost?
Let's go and fuck up threads
We never argue anymore
Stop with the whore
It's like you aren't a gay...
We used to laugh at cummies
But now we don't
I wish you would just post "WHY?"
Do you want to write a shitpost?
It doesn't have to be a shitpost...

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>>9029829
Absolutely best girl!

>>9029820
Can't fail if you never tried.

>>9029827
As the kindly maiden to the clocktower, who knew nothing but sorrow in her situation, she deserves some sort of intimacy doesn't she?

The true redpill was that Owain was the one who was keeping the memes alive this whole time

can we shitpost on HG?

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>>9029849
in de butte yiss

>>9029842
Debiru?

>>9029854
The true redpill was that Fronk was the one who was keeping the threads alive this whole time

>>9029857
Why not, the lolifag has been there for the past hour.

>>9029761
t-thats a boy!

I don't think it was Owain.
He's a lazy negro and I doubt he'd wake up this early even if it's to check on his imaginary Harem.

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>>9029818
>She wraps her own arms back around him, hugging him into her plentiful assets, before giving the back of his head a few pats.
I guess we have, hehe~
>Her free hand wanders downward, towards the anon's round rear, and grabs a handful of one of its large cheeks, groping and kneading it.
So how have you been, hmm~?

>>9029830
To be honest, even if some of those were him, the overall abundance of anti-Owain posts still far outweighs them regardless.

>>9029865
Owain's online right now and has been for the past hour or so

Remember that Owain's entire life revolves around his status in ERP

>>9029863
okay, let's go

>>9027527

>>9029875
Stop being retarded.

>>9029869
>Her cumdump shivers at her touch, letting off a soft, girly moan. He reaches down to massage her bulge in return.
I've been feeling like I need to get filled again...
>He giggles, and starts kissing Sponty's neck, gently and with a barely-contained, girlish glee.
Besides that I've been okay...kinda empty, but okay.
>His tiny mounds, barely A-cups, brush against her, with pink nipples stiff in a tiny tank-top.

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>>9029859
Bideru?

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>>9029863
>>9029875
Stop stalking me.

>>9029869
Which only goes to show that even with him trying to defend himself on anon, he's still outnumbered despite trying to pass himself off as this humble nice guy after being an arrogant braggart when he first arrived.

The true redpill was the cums we made along the way.
Truly we are the /erp/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread "I have a weakness for drills, and swimsuits" Edition all along.

>>9029849
Getting cut down by the Good Hunter was the most merciful thing that could have happened to her. Besides, she had filthy Vileblood in her. You're not a sympathizer to those heretics, are you?

>>9029891
Rudebi?

>>9029759
Hello Morrigan.

>>9029903
Their writing style is completely different from eachother's.

>>9029891
Hmm, can't tell if this is the previous Satania or not.

>>9029895
This made me laugh like an idiot.

I bet Chat must be beside himself with joy now that he's been vindicated after so long of putting up with Owain's abuse

>>9029891
show butt

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>>9029912
No, I still fucking hate you, Chat.

>>9029900
DERUBI?!

>>9029908
I'm just an impostor.

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>>9029925
Wonder for how long I will keep forgetting the pics.

>>9029912
I have no love for Chat, but he's demonstrated that, despite being an idiot, he's harmless to the threads.
Owain raised his red flags when he started to shitpost him.

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Hey, loser. Give us that Gameboy so we can sell it. You're too old to be playing games anyways.

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>>9029910
Good. Title drop cliches are gold.


And in that moment we truly were /trash/.

>>9029929
>Owain raised his red flags when he started to shitpost him.

Owain was a red flag right from the word "go", but he managed to hide it all under fake humility and shallow kindness

>>9029011
That's because they're not here to type fuck.

>>9029934
Hell no.

>>9029936
>kissu

>>9029934
Oh hell no. I'm gonna make profit of it myself when it becomes retro.

>>9029936
/trash/ - lolos and shitposting

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>>9029897
>sweats loudly
N-No.

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>>9029917
But that's embarrassing anon..

OOGA BOOGA ME TYPE NAMES IN ERP GENERAL XD ME SO SMART ME USE LE ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD WITH LE NAMES INSTEAD OF LE REDDIT XD UUGGHHHH I AM LE RETARDED UFGDUHGFG

>>9029953
I imagined this in the voice of the cookie monster

>>9029953
Hi Owain

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>>9029943
>Pees on your leg like an overexcited dog

>>9029945
The lolos are sick birds.
Ill eagles.

>>9029959
S IS FOR SHITPOST! THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR US!
S IS FOR SHITPOST! THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR US!
OOOHHHHHH SHITPOST SHITPOST SHITPOST START WITH S!

>>9029967
>spank you with a rolled up newspaper.
Bad Nue.

>>9029967
Diseased doves?

>>9029949
>snaps a picture of it

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>>9029971
Man, I wish I had a deeper voice so I could try saying this.
>>9029967
WE COULD RULE THIS THREAD, NUE

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>>9029890
Is that so, now?
>She asks as he reaches down below her waistline, her still sealed package giving a slight throb under the fabric as he feels it up.
Mm, well, it just so happens that I've been feeling quite full and backed up myself, actually. What a coincidence~
>With a giggle of her own, she lets her second hand that was previously on his hand join the first one, hoisting up his enlarged backside with both of her hands.
Let's go somewhere a little intimate, shall we~?
>With both of her hands full of his fat behind, she lifted her favorite cumdump off the ground, leaning him into herself for support as she headed for one of the many vacant rooms of the ERP love hotel.

>>9029894
I was actually trying to point out how the whole Owain hate thing was a tad much, but... I suppose that's another way to see it.

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>>9029972
>Runs off and hides under the shed where anon can't reach.

>>9029978
Plagued parakeets
Pestilent parrots

How do we feel about /trash/ 2.0 with flags and ids?

>>>/pol/123131940

>>9029934
Fine I can just emulate all that shit now anyway.

>>9029999
It'll put an end to samefagging and meme pushing and avas forcing shit on anon

I really want to typefuck ERP. Anyone up for it? I'm willing to do Anon on Anon too.

>>9029996
Sponty it has been revealed that Owain is a shitposter so it'd be great if you would stop attempting to defend him.

>>9029999
>>9030002
Or just ask Hiroshimoot to use tags and ids in /trash/
I'm down for it though

>>9029996
>the whole Owain hate thing was a tad much

I thought so too, but this basically vilifies them almost.

>>9030012
Sponty's too nice to ever speak ill of anyone, even people like Paul or Peridot.

>>9029999
>rules similar to /b/
Fuckers will still ban loli.

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>>9029999
Morning, Spontz. Funny I saw you this morning, I was just thinking of something to do with Mattie

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>>9029999
It doesn't get my vote, until loli is confirmed to be allowed.

>>9029996
Ooh! I can't wait...
>He lets out a giggle as she lifts him, and wraps his legs around Sponty's waist. His breath hits her neck as he plants kisses on it, gently.
I love being your toy, Sponty, anywhere is intimate with you...
>Biting his lip, he glances back as they enter the room. Usually they end up screwing right wherever they are, so such a posh environment makes him blush.
...but I'm not going to complain if you want to spoil me.
>Another excited giggle, and he nuzzles into her neck, wedged between her big breasts as he keeps his arms wrapped around her neck.

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>>9029999
>a /trash/ that would fix both /HG/s and /ERP/s problems.
Yo; where the fuck do I sign up?

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>Strutting in via digitread feet, a case of beer under one arm and her bulky tailfin being lazily hauled behind her the relatively muscular shark sets up shop by placing a sign down next to her. It reads simple enough: Fundraiser! Make you holla for a dolla. Outdated vernacular aside she seems to be serious and drops trow before settling down next to her sign and popping a cap off of her beverage. The cold sweat of condensation settles over her fingers and with a toothy grin whisk some up in her free hand and applies the frigged fingertips to her snatch making her hips arch and roll as they follow her digits until a steamy sigh breezes past her lips.

Mmm, now that thats outta the way, whats up? Hows it going?

>>9030030
>moans

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>>9030019
Whoops, I was gonna call this a shitfest. I do not wanna see /pol/ go full shitpost
>>9029996

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>Rattles

>>9030030
Not much ... I'm sorry, what's your name?

>>9029999
>Hiro wants to make a new board
>like /b/ but with flags and IDs
>explicitly not supposed to be political
>the majority of the suggestions are /pol/shit because ?????

>>9030045
>flags
OH HELL NAW

>>9030059
The ESL shitposting will plateau

>>9030064
This.

>>9030045
The thread is on /pol/, genius. Of course it's going to have /pol/shit.

Lurkers come out and play

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STOP BULLYING ESL

>>9030082
Go away Nozomi. You overstayed your welcome when you showed up.

ESL ARE CUTE! C U T E!

>>9030030
>The sound of sneakers lightly tapping across the floor rings through the air as a bespectacled wolf boy attempts to pass by, stopping in his tracks as he observes the scene in front of him. The male's hands fumble with his his shirt collar as he walks past the shark girl...Making an about face as his curiosity becomes too much to ignore. Shoving his furred digits into his pocket he rocks back and forth on his heels, his eyes glued to the space between her thighs. His own arousal makes itself known by the outline of his member depicted through his pants, already sliding out of his sheathe. Clearing his throat he speaks to her, gaining a serious case of cotton mouth. He pulls a dollar from his right pocket and holds it out towards her, eyes shifting from side to side in nervousness.

Sooo...Is this enough for...Whatever this is supposed to be?

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>>9030034

>Bones

>>9030042

Carmine. Need a drink anon or are you good?

>She hoist up a can to the anon while taking a sip of hers.

>>9030094
Especially in concentration camps.

>>9030095
Hi Owain

http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/bJ8BlI33NpStiEjuUapkhw/

/pol/ here
Stop with your retarded suggestions
Last warning

>>9030094
Stop, I don't need people to know that I'm from a shit country when RP'ing in here.

>>9030096
Is it true that sharks make a "GASHUNK" sound?

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>>9030012
>>9030017
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely agree that he has messed up pretty bad... Once again.

But... Actually, it was probably a mistake to try and put in my two cents into this whole thing to begin with. Forget I said anything.

>>9030035
>>9030019
Ooh really now? What kind of thing?

>>9030024
>She kisses the side of his cheek as he nuzzles into her neck, before rubbing her own cheek against him affectionately.
Aww, and I love being with you, too~
>The toy-carrying bunny enters the room, before closing the door behind herself with her foot.
Of course, nothing is too much for my favorite cumdump!
>She says enthusiastically as she approaches the bed. After gently plopping down the girly anon onto the mattress, she lets out a small groan and gives him a good look all around.
Whew... With how curvier you've been getting after each time, I'm not sure I'll be able to carry you around like that for much longer... But I'm still gonna try!

>>9030095
This is Owain

>>9030105
No. Where's my fucking wall? BUILD WALL

>>9030096
Pleased to meet you, miss Carmine. I’m just Anon. And yes, could use a cold drink. A dollar for one, right?
>He asked putting out a dollar from his wallet.
Can I ask you for what purpose you are fundraising?

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>>9030103

>>9029719
>>9029810
I know these posts are almost an hour old, but the level-headed and mature attitude just makes me like Sponty even more.
Thank you for trying to inject some common sense into this shit flinging contest

>>9030129
Doesn't posting about him being irrelevant just make him more relevant?
If he likes positive and negative attention I think it'd be better to ignore him.

>>9030115
Do you like these..?
>He looks up at Sponty, biting his lip as he cups his tiny tits, and squeezes them. His fingers end up pinching his nipples through his top, making him whimper.
I know you like this, though...
>He turns over onto his stomach, and arches his back. Then he lifts his shorts-stretching ass into the air, and looks over his shoulder.
I've gotten a lot more sensitive, too...especially since we've been apart for so long.
>He gives her a pouty look, biting his bottom lip as he waves his butt back and forth to tease her, the tight fabric stretching as his cheeks work inside them.
Both my holes are always ready for you, Sponty~

>>9030012
Wait, what? How?

>Owain is the one shitposing Mecha
>He knows they will just blame Lupin
>And he can distract people from how shit he is

>>9030151
Makes sense.

>>9030151
BUT WHERE DOES FRONK FIT IN ALL THIS?

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>>9030151
I wish my highschool life had been this entertaining.

>>9030146
It's revealed he was a shitposter by >>9029573.
Saying anything besides him being shit and playing "Devil's advocate" is defending him and also makes you an ass.

>>9030163
Which is why you've made this into your high school life you miserable ingrate.

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>>9028966
In light of recent events, it's only fitting that this gets updated

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>>9030169
I work too much for it to be highschool cutie. Just a pleasant distraction. Please take life more simply. Being so pent up is only going to cause you trouble.
Unless... this lowly game developer can help you relieve your stress.

>>9030169
Focus on ERPing with the shark girl, Owain

any avas are giving JOIs?

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I PLAY STINKYBOAT

>kissus the next poster

>>9030185
:3

>>9030184
I want to wrap those undergarments around my face.

>>9030171
Wrong. Nozomi is worse than Owain.

>>9030171
Endorsing this change.

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>>9030183
Rub your dick anon.

>>9030202
How?

>>9030200
Nice butt.

ESLs are cancer

Misaka is Jiro.

>>9030209
>ESL
>does not ERP
>shitposts
>whores for (You)s
>Currently irrelevant
>pretends to be relevant
Literally Bolin/Paul tier

Misaka is Fronk

>>9030202
Hi Owain

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>>9030141
Ah, I don't think having common sense is anything specially worth mentioning, hence the "common" part, but... Thank you.

>>9030145
>Sponty watches intently as the anon first teases his own stiff nubs, before turning around and presenting his full, round behind in its full glory, swaying it from side to side enticingly.
Oh, I absolutely love every bit of what I'm seeing, there's no denying it~
>Under other circumstances, she would have taken a bit more time, maybe made him take off her own panties and get a bit of a faceful of her hefty package. But it had been so long and they were both so hungry for each other that she simply quickly slipped out of her thin white garments, and got into position, rigid shaft in hand.
And I'm always ready for your holes, too. How could I not be? They're so lovely~
>Without further ado, the tense and horny rabbit prodded the fat tip of her head between the anon's pair of plump buttcheeks, nestling into them before reaching with her free hand to move one to the side, exposing his blinking pucker.

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>>9030215

>>9030215
I'm ok with this.

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>>9030211
Nice face.

>>9030215
>Jiro ever taking the dick

Fronk
>Is not ESL
>ERPs everyday
>Doesn't shitpost
>Doesn't whore for (You)s
>The most relevant poster
>Is the voice of reason
Is Fronk /ourguy/?

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>>9029512
(Yes yes I'm here. What is it Anon?)

>>9030233
He is.
Alongside Mecha, he's one of the best.
Thank God for that.

>tfw I'm an ESL ava, but nobody's putting me on those "ESL cancer" lists
I don't know whether this means that my writing's acceptable enough for me not to be considered ESL, or that nobody gives a single fuck about me.

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>>9030114

>The shifty yellow eyes of the shark dart back and fourth while thinking it over. Unsure she rocks her shoulders back and shoots him a restless smile.

Uh well, fuck. Sure. They do now.

>GASHUNKs really loud

>>9030127

>The shark eyeballs the dollar bill as it flickers in the wind before reaching up to snatch it from the anons hand. With a flick of the wrist she flips the beer into his hand.

Sorority party and this time its my turn, so I'll do it my way.

>Her claw firmly grips her knee and slowly unfolds her legs so that her dribbling snatch may catch his eye. The fattened tailfin twitches with anticipation.

And that wasn't for the beer. It ain't a charity so work one out before heading off.

>>9030095

>Known for their acute sense of smell she instantly picks up on the scent of excitement covering the candid canine a few feet from her. Her legs slowly shift open as she licks her lips and reaches down to strum her damp sex in slow methodical circles.

Your good don't sweat it chief. Drop it in the beer case. You're good to go.

(Why has captcha been acting up so bad lately? I had to retype everything a few times due to it bugging out. Sorry about that wait either way.)

>>9030228
Thank you.

>>9030243
Sup Hotaru.

>>9030243
>"ESL cancer" lists
There is a list like this?

>>9030237
Let me lewd the Summer.

>>9030220
>Her cumdump blushes as she pulls his shorts down, with that monstrous cock of hers exposed. His asshole practically spreads itself for her, glistening, pillowy, and pink. He whimpers as she spreads him, biting his lip as a shiver runs up his spine.
Ohh...fuck me, Sponty. Please...
>He rides back against her, his puckering butthole twitching open and closed before it wraps around her tip. A girlish gasp comes out of him as he feels her throbbing cockhead start to spread him open, one of his eyes twitching as he grabs at the sheets.
Please use your little fucktoy's ass to take care of that amazing cock of yours~
>He's teasing himself as much as he's teasing her, finally able to feel her start to fill him, but not wanting to push himself on her. Instead, he wants her to take him. The comparatively mild stretch starts to make him hard as well, the bloated sack under his member twitching as he splatters some sweet, clear juice onto the sheets.

>>9030246
That third person you're interacting with is Owain, known shitposter

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>>9030228
(Lulu huh... I know I shouldn't right now but I am very tempted to partake of his services.)

>>9030251
(It's been quite a while since I played her so I may be a little rusty.)

>>9030249
I wish I trusted myself in playing her, she's a top-tier character.

>>9030250
I think so, at least the ones that meme Jiro, Nozomi, etc.

>>9030175
So what do you think of Owain exposing himself as potentially being the one behind all the anti-you shitposting?

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>>9030272
>exposing
>potentially
I wish the YouTube generation would get their Internet cut. You should consider contributing to the thread, instead of shitposting at 7am on a weekday, anon.

>>9030272
It's still right, whether the main poster of that is Owain or not; Mecha's just barely better than Paul.

>>9030246
Ah … not for the beer, you say?
>He could not stop gazing at the shark girl pussy, already wet and trickling. He gulped down the beer, enjoying the coldness and bitterness of the drink.
Not for the beer... I see. I see something interesting here. Really interesting. Do you mind explaing your fundraising plan further? Because I’ve suddenly a notable interest in it.

>>9030290
Good morning Lupinwain

>>9030246
(Don't worry about it. Playing vidya on the side and have been waiting for some shark for awhile.)
>The nervous wolf drops the dollar into the beer case, fumbling with his belt as he tries to disrobe. Dropping the garment the the grind his moist canine prick inflates to full hardness, already aching for something to plunge into. Climbing on top of her he allows his furred paws to reach under her thighs and lifts her in a better position to get fucked. Poking his flared tip against her moist sex he looks into her face, smiling sheepishly at being so close to the sharp teeth of the female. He drags his glans up and down her slit, getting it nice and wet with her own fluids.

Uh. The name's Snevs by the way. You got a name d-doll face?

>He winces at his archaic compliment but hopes it lands.

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>>9030220
Sadly, Sponty, in this day and age common sense is a damn super power

>>9030266
That's okay. You'll do just great.

>>9030310
>blab incoherently

>>9030310
>empties the filled condom on her massive udders

>>9030310
>charms you with inane prattling

>>9030309
>Snevs

It's Owain. By the way, you really need to stop abusing the thesaurus. It's obnoxious.

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>>9030115
Nothing muuuuch, just a milking machine, maybe
The secret behind Mattie's expanding chest must be found

>>9030298
>the MDF is now going to falseflag every single post against Mecha as Owain
It's not even the morning for me.

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>>9030272
Couldn't care less, just like all of you shouldn't.
Spent all day I was getting meme'd asleep or watching anime with a bud.

>>9030329
>wolfboy
It is. remember Purgy?

>>9030337
>no mention of Lupin just like you didn't mention the other avas getting shit in your exposed post

Owain, this wouldn't be so bad if you at least were honest about yourself instead of trying to posture around as a humble person.

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>D.Va will respawn in 10 seconds.

>>9030329
>abusing the thesaurus
point out to me literally where

the only thing i could think of would be "archaic" but even then that's at an 11th or 12th grade reading level you ESL fuck

>>9030352
I want to nerf her. WHIT MY DICK!

>>9030345
>Owain ERPing in the same thread he got exposed in

What a retard. He should've at least waited until the heat died down.

>>9030349
You do realize that Mecha doesn't need your help, right? You're just making him look like a wimpy faggot who needs whiteknights to defend and circlejerk him 24/7 (a.k.a even worse than he is). He doesn't care about the whole Owain shit, and neither should you.

>>9030357
>Owain being this mad he got called out

Okay, I'll play your game.

>garment
>flared
>glans
>archaic

And
>bespectacled
in your first non-shitpost.

>>9030337
Owain lives in the US, it's early morning for him. Why are europoors so fucking dumb sometimes?