Dreamland Games - Before the Storm
Happy 25th Anniversary Kirby.
Give me 48 tributes to celebrate.
Dreamland Games 100 is set to show up this Sunday if everything goes according to plan. Remember that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXyersuc9vQ
Damon Gant
>>9022478
Astaroth
Artoria Pendragon
>>9022478
Dubsman, the digit master
Starman
Junpei Iori
>>9022478
Reigen Arataka
>>9022478
Plague Knight
>>9022478
Grora
Classy Raven
Machi
Jinko
Gilgamesh
>>9022478
Gishki Ariel
>>9022478
Lord Ratatosk
>>9022478
Anders Holm
BNB
>>9022478
Emi
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Nonon Jakuzure
>>9022478
Agrias Oaks
Len
>>9022478
Rape Horse
>>9022478
Leviathan
Inkling
Utsutsu
Eric Andre
>>9022478
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9022478
Ragnaros the Fire Lord
Gandalf the Pug
Sakuya Izayoi
Futaba Sakura
>>9022478
Emilia
Ikaros
Kosaku Kawajiri
Nova
>>9022478
Sticky Fingaz
New Zealand Dragon
>>9022478
Leoric the Skeleton King
Machi Amayadori
The Clown Box
>>9022478
Chip
>>9022510
>fuck me, that's what I get for postponing making dinner
literally DDD
>>9022478
Woman in Blue Clothes
Selvaria
>>9022478
Ash Crimson
Akatosh
>>9022478
Daroach
>>9022429 (Astaroth)
Will sometime tomorrow be alright with you? I don't want to make you wait at all, but this person's opinion matters to me more than anyone else's.
>>9022478
Meme ship
>>9022461
Details?
Togame
>>9022584
is this an ava
Bandana Dee
>>9022508
Hold on, swap out with pic related and change name to Sergeant Feels
Based Yukine
>>9022478
Xayah
Father John Misty
>>9022461
Talk it out with her. It won't make the cancer go away, but it might make you both feel better.
>>9022594
>I thought the Hikki memes were bad but this is a whole new level.
Give me an ava and I'll post porn of em
No loli shit
>>9022512
Hey. Remember that deal we made?
I hope you brought the bombs because we're going to put that show on fire!
>>9022591
Tcchhh... Well ok if you want. I told you the pills only work for 24hrs so it's not like it will be definitive, but alright. I'll wait
>>9022478
Lum!
>>9022605
Not my thing.
>>9022615
Agrias Oak
Haru
>>9022615
>Try me.
>>9022615
Me
>>9022461
Sorry to hear Anon, hopefully your Mom will get better.
>>9022615
>>9022614
>End my misery.
>>9022615
>
>It doesn't exist. At least, I hope it doesn't.
>>9022633
>>9022615
>>9022630
No!
>>9022648
I have some Tem. How about that?
>>9022653
what to heck
>>9022617
Thank you. Oh and... In a couple of minutes, I'm gonna act a little... Differently. It's kind of difficult to explain, so I'll just say that everything you think you know about me now, you should probably forget during that time.
>>9022658
>Len
>>9022595
A couple of weeks ago I took mum to get a physical. They took blood samples and scans so they could run tests on it.
A call came in today and apparently mum has pre colon cancer most likely cancer polyps that may need to be surgically removed as soon as possible.
>>9022639
>>9022613
I'll be gone for a couple of weeks due to surgery being scheduled for tomorrow so I'll be with mum for a while. If everything goes well I'll host when I return.
>>9022615
Ariel
>>9022478
Late Renge.
>>9022615
I dare you to find me some andre porn that isn't his naked Instagram pictures.
>>9022674
who are youuuuu
>>9022478
Late go
Spot me a spot, fampais.l please.
Who do you miss, HG?
>>9022658
>It's not the same ava.
>>9022667
>It's not the same ava.
>>9022674
>...Vert?
Check it.
>>9022659
>>9022653
>what the fUCK
>I didn't know porn existed of Gant
>>9022615
>All my avas are underage
I guess I'm lucky.
>>9022478
Sterling Archer
>>9022674
You don't need to feel obligated to do that. Take as much time as you need.
>>9022699
Swap
>>9022523
>>9022703
>>9022699
Looks good to me.
>>9022615
Badoink. Hardmode: no human dick on the dog.
>>9022699
Looking good host.
Let's start this show.
>>9022674
>>9022712
>Seconded. Take off as much time as you need.
>>9022699
>>9022566
>>9022631
SWAP!
>tfw you missed the last game cause you just woke up
>Tfw missed this game because you weren't paying attention to the new threads.
>>9022582
>>9022631
Swap. I'm going to play video games anyways.
>>9022701
Seriously. I'm actually amazed that exists
>>9022699
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>9022726
>Well, regardless of who you are, I hope everything goes well and she gets better soon. See you, space cowboy.
>>9022699
Ok, I'll leave this one up to you...
>Emil closes his eyes... Then opens them again to reveal red irises
Hmhmhmhmhm.... Never thought I'd see the light of day again...
>Emil(?) Unsheathes his sword and gives a wicked smile
I'm back and I'm ready to raise some hell!
Rin.
>>9022719
Thank you Bad News
>>9022699
>>9022564
>>9022610
MY SERVANT IS LATE, THIS SHALL NOT DO. PUT HER IN AT ONCE!
>>9022699
Let's go!
>>9022761
>that irrelevant cuck
>>9022727
>>9022726
I'm gonna miss you and your games
>>9022699
T-t-t-there are certainly a l-l-lot of customers ttttonight.
>"see, Chip? I told you this was a crowded zone. I hope you're ready for work."
Y-y-yes, miss Flair.
>>9022699
I accept this challenge.
>>9022782
Fucking hell.
>>9022674
>It's all good dude. This place always come second. Good night.
>>9022691
How based can you be if you're always late? I would enjoy if you given my place>>9022575
to him>>9022609
>>9022782
r u fkn srs nig
>>9022782
Kek
>>9022769
Your servant? I think you might have hit your head a few times before passing on.
>>9022782
WEW
>>9022736
Thanks a bunch, Machi! I'll try not to let you down, okay? Let's hope the host didn't curse your spot or anything weird like that. Otherwise, I should be able to handle myself out there!
>>9022738
At least you tried! Have fun with whatever you're going to play!
>>9022664
Hmm? Really? Weird, oh well I don't know anything about you expect the fact you look like a chick so... no problem.
And if you see me in the arena killing you... don't freak out it'll be totally normal
>>9022752
Oh ok... I see.
>>9022699
Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6LWQhvzRw
>>9022699
>>9022796
My apologies. Everything is all mixed up.
>>9022699
>>9022508
>>9022608
Swap please
>>9022782
Top kek
>>9022782
huh... no exceptions I guess...
>>9022782
>I will punch you in the jaw so hard you will shit teeth for four days.
>>9022782
OwO what the FUCK
>>9022782
That's a long fucking dick
Give me a second FireShot fucked up and I have to restart FireFox
>DDD
>>9022782
amazing
>ywn see Haru and Ash fuck in the threads
>>9022796
I was late because I was doing a thing!
Whatever!
I guess I should say... thanks...
>Door slams open
I have returned!
>>9022615
Find me a picture of me giving a hot bitch my Red Hot Chili Pepper!
>>9022782
why tho
>>9022782
replying for relevancy
>although it is a quality post tbqh
>>9022839
>He hasn't seen the Godly Powerful Tower.
>>9022856
>Slams the door closed in your face
>>9022782
Have you no shame?!
>seriously, end this stupid meme already.
>>9022783
>Something I myself requested from the /trash/ drawthread doesn't really count.
>>9022775
>Eh, I'll take it.
>>9022782
>I once had words.
>I no longer have them.
>>9022843
>It's fine man, take your time
>We'll wait
I, Demongo, have come to collect the souls of the greatest warriors.
>>9022807
Mhm. Good luck in the arena!
>thumbs up
>>9022873
Try ERP
>>9022782
Oh god i laughed to hard at this
>>9022811
Huh? Who the hell are you? ... Oh right, I should probably tell you that I'm not the same person you just talked to. I'm not one for small talk either, so don't waste my time with nonsense I'm not interested in.
...
>>9022873
Go away demongo. you're supposed to be dead
>>9022782
This is the hardest I've laughed all night.
>>9022870
That's kinda weird, Man.
>>9022873
>Demongo Ava
hell yeah
>>9022852
What is there to guess? Is saying thanks part of a quiz now?
>>9022873
You may wish to try somewhere else. Not a soul in me.
But I see I have come to the wrong place...
>Kicks open door
>Shoots foam balls at everyone
>>9022873
>>9022893
Sorry pal, but our souls aren't available.
>>9022796
>swapping out
but i wanna rp with you
>leaves thread
>>9022832
Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose. You brought that on yourself, to be honest.
>>9022873
Try it. I'll cut you into a million pieces.
>>9022918
Talk to her then, faggot.
>>9022911
open the the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
>>9022801
I HOLD RIGHTFUL CLAIM TO ALL. ALL ARE EITHER LOYAL OR TRAITOR.
LOYALTY SHALL BE REWARD. TRAITORS SHALL BE ELIMINATED
NOW GO, IN MY NAME
>>9022911
AAAGH! NO!!
NOT THIS!
>>9022873
That would be then, but sorry I've already claimed the place. Their souls are mine, try your luck somewhere else.
>>9022921
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIN'!
>>9022772
I feel the love! Thank youuu~!
Sorry about the delay, I'm having a bit of trouble, but it won't stop me.
Let's go.
>>9022921
Stop bullying the goat child
>>9022950
>Unsheashes the sword.
That is going to be just fine.
>Deploys her wings and flies away, like an angel of death.
>>9022950
There's dog poop on my podium...
>>9022950
How does a tiny fairy even have that much upper body strength? I'm not complaining, just confused
>>9022919
What foolishness.
>>9022950
Tch...this is far too heavy to wear...
>>9022684
smol
>>9022950
But I was already bad.. oh well, not like this increases my powers or something
>>9022950
Already...? Damn it, I barely come back for five minutes and already I've been defeated.
He better not be skipping out on training this body.
>>9022941
So you're telling me you didn't put yourself out there and dare him to prove you wrong somehow?
>>9022950
>rolls eyes and grabs the horse's hand
Come on, and don't try any funny business!
>>9022956
Bullying? It's suddenly bullying to tell him he should have kept his mouth shut?
>>9022950
All right, let's get this started!
>>9022950
>every time she takes a shot, the gun flies recoils off her little timid doll hands
Damn it! Stupid guns!
>>9022950
What is this artifact? It seemss to be a simple mirror but to appear like this out of sudden, I should destroy it just in ca-
>From inside the mirror Saber's reflection yanks her ahoge.
>>9023014
Told you Emil! If you had taken a pill you would have already killed 3 people, but heh, your choice.
>>9022950
Huh? I thought I already out.
>>9023026
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D DO ANYTHIN'!
>>9022950
Is Chip going to be okay? He seems incredibly scared to even be in this area.
Post might levels
>>9023067
OG Ava exploration crew woooo!
>>9023067
This would be somewhat peaceful, but it turns out that I'm with a half dead dog and...
>Shifts in her chair that's sinking into the ground
Everything is icecream...
>>9022907
>>9022919
I hope you accomplish your goal someday. Tata.
>>9022911
>The balls bounce harmlessly off her leg. She puts a finger to her lips, pondering.
Bullets leave less of an impact than I previously thought.
>>9022918
For truly? That is a wonderful thing to hear. Maybe we'll both get lucky in no time at all.
>>9022950
Looks like that time is now! Looks like he neglected my swap.
KATAWA CIRCLEJERK WHEN
>>9023057
Don't call me that. And neither I nor he will take any strange medicine from someone who looks as suspicious as you do. At least, he better not. I use this body too, damn it.
Singles: shitpost
Dubs: ava Demongo
>>9023067
Heh Plague... Have you brought the chemicals you promised? How about we try them on that chewing-gum who just ate our meal?
>>9023067
So you guys are plumbers? From the mushroom kingdom? Is the ruler married?
>>9023067
Ahhh, nothing like some fishing to let one relax.
...Hopefully I'll be able to reel in the fish with these casts I have on my hands.
>you missed Dreamland games
>>9023125
You did not. You're watching it happen.
>>9023067
A yard made out of dairy products. A fun time if I ever heard of one! ...Or at least that is what I would say if it wasn't just a name.
>>9022905
it's just a way of talking, stupid...
also it appears you are in so... huh
>>9023067
Keh?!
>>9023110
Hm? Oh, yes of course.
>Plague Knight reaches into his robe and pulls out a vial of greenish liquid.
Shall we? Hee hee!
>>9023102
What are you talking abo-
Oh I get it, you're that split personality that guy warned me about... Damn, it's true that traps are fucked up after all...
Hmm well, I don't know who you are but you're certainly not helping the poor guy building some muscles, no wonder you lost so quickly.
>>9023063
Honestly, have you forgotten where the heck you are? And after everything else that's happened today?
>>9023067
>>9023094
Yogurt Yard...this place smells funny. I suggest we get outta here. Any place that's called Yogurt Yard can't be good.
>>9023100
I've neglected my Misha folder for over a year because we still don't have a Shizoon ava.
>>9023067
I guess that's bound to happen with someone of her almost non-existent weight.
>>9023125
>Kissus
>a mysterious thief enters the thread and starts stealing everything porn while remaining undetected
>>9022997
Well it's not Instagram, so you win the challenge.
>>9023054
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>9023067
>But her annoying screaming was paused by Junpei's act of kindness.
....This ramen tastes like trash, peasant. Bring me another
>And she eats it anyway.
>>9023346
I got as much as I can carry... if I can only see what's in front of me now, that would be nice...
>>9023346
>The Inkling starts to lick at the walls, Not knowing that the building isn't actually made of butter
>>9023346
FILHO DA PUTA! Damn it...
>>9022950
I-i-i'm sorry, but t-t-this zone doesn't lllook like a s-suitable one for o-o-ne of our loc-c-al branches.
>>9023067
G-g-greetings, grayzoners, w-w-welcome to o-our local-
Sigh...
>>9023346
>"sir, please refrain from threatening our staff. It's the only one we have."
>>9023346
>Oooh, food, and...
>1-ups...?
>Lucky decides to take five of those. Just in case. Of course, they probably won't work inside the arena, but that's not why he wants them.
>>9023346
...
Shoulda.. stopped while you were ahead!~
>Laughtrack
>>9023341
No wonder
She's the worst girl
>>9023318
Saying I guess all the time makes you decisive, making you look dumber than I. And it seems he did miss my call for a change. My apologies.
>>9023346
We have come to thieve all of your valuables away! Looks like he isn't here. That will make it even easier!
>>9023346
Humans of this time have produced an artifact capable to imitate the same effects asPresence Concealment. Most impressive.
>>9023346
>>9023362
Oh, now I see why I wanted to kill you. Ungrateful bitch
https://youtu.be/wkwK7Qqdig0
>>9023324
Great!
>She grabs it with a mischevious smile.
Now let's see how it works. Hey fucker!
>Kirby turns back to them
Eat this!!
>She throws the vial at the pink walking tummy. Without flinching, kirby swallows it... and now wears a Plague Knight mask on his face.
... Was it supposed to turn it into you?
>Yeah Kirby doesn't work like that, but fuck the rules
>>9023346
It's so greasy here...
I we could only have a toast or something..
>>9023400
No problem, really! I probably would have wasted in anyway, don't worry about it!
>>9023414
Speed it up by 2x, racist motorcycle
>>9023346
These guys are insane, crashing straight into each other.
>>9023334
I am no split personality of his...
>He takes up a needlessly dramatic stance
I am the Demon Lord Ratatosk. He who rules over all monsters and acts as the barrier between the human and demonic realms. Unfortunately, it seems I'm only able to either stay as the demonic realms seal or be confined to the body of this poor excuse of a "knight". Ridiculous...
>>9023414
>Toronto
>>9023425
Erm...How odd. that's never happened before. I think it's mocking me! Well, hee hee hee, I'll just keep trying again and again until he blows!
>Plague Knight reaches into his robe and pulls out another potion.
>>9023346
>Just as Plague Knight readies himself to throw it, a boomerang comes out of nowhere, decapitates him, and takes his head away with it. His body collapses to the ground, the sheared neck stump squirting blood on the ground in front of Astaroth.
>>9023438
A strange ball from the darkness. I don't trust you one bit. I deny you any aid.
who's hosting after ddd
>>9023438
>Piles of dishes continue to surround the woman as she shows no signs of stopping.
This is just wonderful! Why are you all slowing down? It is only the twentieth dish.
>>9023438
Butter... Ice cream... What kind of childish god created this real- Oh wait I have something
>Clenching her fist on fishing rod she manages to catch a fish banana split
>>9023438
>Wow. This is a surprisingly soft bed.
>Happy doggo sounds.
>>9023397
>inb4 he likes Lily
mary sues are trash, are you blind?
>inb4 he likes Rin
autist that breaks up with you in every route
>inb4 he likes Emi
used goods
anal slut
will probably cheat on you
>inb4 he likes hana
l o l
kys anon
>>9023438
>>9023340
Looks like we're gonna be hanging out this game Raven.
>Archer smiles
Just like old times.
>>9023475
>>9023438
Guess that's what i get for not paying attention to the thread.
>>9023438
Well invincibility frames are invaluable in almost any fighting game aren't they?
It's a good choice of a disguise.
Leave it up to the demon to be an edge master.
>>9023521
>Lazy dog is lazy.
>>9023502
Though, I'd rather not spend it in a contest to see who's gonna spend the most time in the bathroom later on.
>>9023521
Ooh, little flame decals. Maybe these'll make this hunk of junk go faster.
>>9023521
You dumb bird, can't even carry me and you think you deserve to wear that saddle on your back?!
W-Wait! We're dropping down! Don't leave me!
>Falls
>>9023521
>>9023547
Camping out in the city when there isn't even a hype game being released is kind of... boring. Better than a ditch, though
>>9023409
You cannot blame me for the failure that is your inferior cuisine, batter. Now bring me another bowl of ramen
>She's even licking the bowl, maybe she really likes it a lot Junpei.
>>9023450
>She doesn't seem impressed at all, but a genuine interest no glitters in her eyes.
Spare me the backstory would you? If you were really that powerful you wouldn't be sealed into a sissy, or messiah really stepped up their games.
>she assumes a sitting pose, levitating.
Well, I've never heard of you but I'm a demon too. Astaroth
>>9023460
Damn, I hope you didn't trick me on this!
>she grabs the potion and throws it again at Kirby
>The chewing gum monster easily dodges it and, bringing back his original form now tries to swallow Astaroth.
H-Hey what the fuck is. Plague?! Plag-
>she is entirely swallowed and Kirby now wears a beautiful dark skin complete with demonic horns and wings.
>>9023521
Ah ah! Suck it! Who's the greatest dancer now!
Our team is completely lit!
>>9023434
If there is one thing i find myself wonderful compared to all of your other qualities is the fact you can be so kind. I suppose you should sit back and get comfortable. I will use my skills to put a enjoyable show for you.
>>9023521
>She was just having a nice nightly stroll. Almost randomly her legs gave out, letting her land right on her face.
It must be naptime. Goodbye world of motion.
>>9023521
The real question is how Daroach can be so fast. He's been here, there, and just about everywhere.
Ah well, there goes the kill with the wrestling moves.
>>9023565
>Is still dead and decapitated during all this.
>>9023589
UZUUUUUUUU!!!!
>>9023563
Eh... yeah, kinda.
>>9023589
>Lucky's pretty much just being a pacifist right now. Or something.
>Kinda hard to kill when both of your hands are this fucked up.
Hi. Happy 25th Kirby Birthday motherfuckers. Bye.
>>9023602
>That's fucking anticlimatic
>Kirby feasts upon their corpse
>The end
>>9023589
>she's being grabbed from behind
Who is i-...Oh Len? I understand don't worry
>accepts her death
>>9023589
I'll take this way while you both take the other. This is clearly an attempt to permanently separate myself from you, King of Heroes.
>>9023589
I was enjoying quite a nice swim before you came. In fac-
>The woman begins coughing enough water to fill a small pool.
Oh dear, I forget what I was going to say.
>>9023501
>autist that breaks up with you in every route
Are you sure you played the game? Or did you just read the Bromont CYOA stories n cobble together this bullshit statement?
>>9023564
>he hands her another bowl
If you hate it so much why are you eating it?
>>9023589
That guy gives off a bad vibe... You know?
>>9023622
At least in a tent you don't get rained on. No such luck for a ditch
>>9023589
Dude, it's same-series on same-series violence.
I would imagine it's not a good thing to be rude to the classy lady.
>>9023628
>Kissus
>>9023565
Hmph, all of my demonic power is within my original body of course. Though I can still use some of my basic abilities even though I'm stuck in Emil's body. And ironically enough, if I had to choose between fighting here in this body or spending an eternity watching over the gate to the demonic realm with no rest, I'd go with the former.
So how did a demon such as yourself sneak by me without my noticing, Astaroth?
>>9023656
Yep.
>>9023658
>Doggo shrug. Not really that sure how to interpret this one.
>>9023658
Salutations again, Junpei! Remember me? Nod if you do!
>>9023580
You don't have to do that, it's fine.
Besides, it was your place to begin with.
although good job with your sword
Finally home.
I can't find my rope.
>>9023658
>>9023682
Of course I remember you. Nice job killing me by the way, at least it wasn't as painful as a lot of other deaths around here
>>9023640
Its been like 5 years since I played it, my bad. She leave Hisao so she can go to art school in Tokyo in the bad & neutral and gives up on her dreams of art school to ride your dick in the good route, right?
Also the Bromont stories are pretty funny.
>>9023555
Ya, that's probably a good decision. Only so many burgers a guy can eat... plus considering your friends I bet you could probably beat me in a food eating contest.
Yukine
• Shitposts
• Only rps with his waifus
• Has shit rp.
And yet everybody sucks his dick.
>>9023658
Do you still have the ending to fml?
Yep, this is what happens. Just a bit of roadrage. Maybe that'll calm 'em down.
>>9023733
Junko
• Shitposts
• Only rps with his waifus
• Has shit rp.
And yet everybody sucks his dick.
>>9023726
>everybody
>>9023656
Well that's simple...
>Artoria immediatl begins eating
Mnn...bwegauzzeh....
>Without even answering, all the ramen quickly disappears from the bowl into her mouth, until there's nothing left.
...I'm testing you of course, you pass. Barely.
>>9023735
>Yep, the already-heavily-wounded doggo essentially plays landing mattress to an adult male human falling off a cliff.
>PAIN
>>9023658
Oh, okay. It's alright...I don't mind going through all this trouble and having it go to waste. It's fine. Maybe we can try this again at a Feast, or something.
>>9023721
I don't know if you've seen Beast Boy and Cyborg eat, but they can put a person off eating for a while. You'd be finding crumbs in your hair and clothes for days.
>>9023735
>checks to see if Haru is alright, leaves a $20 bill on his chest, and drives off
>>9023666
>those trips
Fair enough, I always thought all this "watching over deceased souls" was a nerd job... At least all the demons I knew who were doing this were nerds.
It's not surprsing you haven't seen me, I'm still quite new here...
Oh, about those pills
>she flaunts them again.
I didn't tell poor Emil but, one of their side effects is that it slowly corrupts the mind of those who take them.
So, if you catch my drift you *should* let him take them, it would work both for you and him -in a way- don't you think?
>>9023735
>The Inkling smiles in a creepy way at the old man after her feat of strength. She then walks away, as if nothing happened
>>9023754
>Finally going to save it this time.
>>9023726
He also
• Hosts
• Has good ideas
• Allows these ideas to flourish
>>9023689
Oh, so you are watching me? Thank you! I never used one before. I thought it might've been the wrong way. So I stop speaking with you so I can focus on more wicked things to do?
>>9023716
>She doesn't seem to notice the sarcasm as indicated by her bright smile.
Thank you so much! It was much easier than I thought it would be!
>>9023735
I hope I keep finding myself in these little competitions. This dishes are too good to just ignore.
>>9023797
>I host so it excuses my cancerous behavior!
Off yourself.
>>9023759
He also
• Steals events
• Has "good" ideas
• Allows these ideas to fester
>>9023797
His games are terrible seriously, not even memeing.
>>9023803
>I shitpost but I'm shitposting the cancer so it's okay
>>9023772
Do they want ants? Because that's how you get ants. Also I'll be sure to bill them for the dry cleaning costs then... this suit costs... well not more than cyborg's armor but like... a lot.
>>9023754
>I was not prepared
>>9023797
>good ideas
>>9023735
>"Sir, we kindly ask you to put that equipment down. It is vital to the functions of the Cafe."
P-p-please come back!!!!
>>9023735
OH BOY IT'S A FUCKIN ARENA EVENT
>>9023824
I mean, he did pretty much create a new concept that nobody had thought of before, and it's kinda cool.
>>9023854
Which concept?
>>9023848
After so much consumption, it happens to me? This will be a new experience, I hope it is enjoyable.
>>9023854
yeah, and he fucked it up with shit boring events
>>9023824
>HG is in a deficit of new ideas, we should welcome them whenever they come
>>9023698
Wanna erp instead?
>>9023862
Mr Bones Wild Ride.
When will the tourney chart updated?
>>9023765
Uh-huh... who are you again?
>>9023802
...Well that just hurt my pride. Well, whatever. How are you doing?
>spits on everyone's dick and sucks it
mfofahdfhglh
>Littlefinger from the Game of Thrones series
>>9023890
1-2 hours still need to get through 5 games
>>9023848
W-w-welcome! Would y-you like o-o-one of our sssspecialty drinkssaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>"Sir, I beg you, please do NOT threaten our staff-"
>"Oh dear."
>>9023896
>not Petyr Baelish
weak
>>9023717
Speaking of Bromont, I miss him... Last I heard he left for failchan. Wish he would bring his humor here.
>>9023906
Okay
>>9023802
Right yeah, focus if you need to. But yeah I'm watching you.
Back to our regularly scheduled program.
New thread coming up too.
>>9023754
>Stupid filler wins game
Am I missing something here?
>>9023822
Ants are the last thing on their mind. Frankly, I'm not even sure how much we spend on food. It's sure to be a lot. Although, if you told that to Starfire, she'd probably be all over them to clean up.
>imitates Starfire
Friends, stop your eating! We have the infestation of the ants!
>>9023848
Huh, running away from a pink vacuum cleaner wasn't as bad as I thought.
>>9023943
Yeah, sorry, but after thinking about...those two...I'm not exactly hungry.
>>9023892
I am doing wonderfully. I just was eaten whole and alive! It was quite a new experience. I would have never thought that would happen to me.
>>9023929
There is not much to look at now. Can;t say I didn't enjoy myself though.
>>9023948
Yeah
>>9023948
Ramsay's shitpost won a game, but it was a special game or something. I don't remember nor do I care.
>>9023943
>giant blenders
D-do you mean the ones with oil inside?
Jesus.
>>9023848
>Let it be known
>Lucky Kirby's power is being walked over by fate itself. It's basically a difficulty increase.
>>9023959
It was just some dumb stupid arena! You did good!
>touches the blue-ringed octopus
>>9023959
Well, at least that's a pretty painless way to die. It can get bad around here when it comes to deaths, trust me