/scaly/ - Scaly General #222 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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I want to be a Tama!

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Kobold on the Train when?

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>>9022152
I know you're memeing right now but being a long noodley dragon would be really, really wonderful

>tfw we'll have to wait at least 10 years for commercial CRISPR gene editing
>tfw it will still be too expensive for cosmetic stuff
>ywn have any draconic features whatsoever
>especially those of a fancy lovely soapy boy

>Favorite smut
Probably raising Goddard or some of the greentexts I've read in these threads.

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>TotT
I'm biased, but I really like https://pastebin.com/sjU8JR3x

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>>9022206
pretty sure the author's gone or abandoned it
tho it was great

>>9022314
pretty sure that's not what CRISPR gene editing does anon. gonna have to wait some few more decades for that level of gene modding, sadly

post more noodles

>>9022206
Never ever, the author said he didn't want to continue it.

>>9022314
Ywn become an actual blue eyes white dragon while constantly roleplaying as Seto Kaiba

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>>9022314
>being a long noodley dragon would be really, really wonderful

It would be really wonderful for your humie partner, too.

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>>9022404
>>9022416

That's a shame, I hope he knows it was one of the better greentexts.

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>>9022314
You fucking asshole.

>meme`ing
>not feeling shit every night knowing that you want to be the greatest,most prettiest creature, but cant.

I fucking hate you.You`re a fucking dick and I hope you never get to be/have sex with a tama,

>>9022023
>Tott
If you have time: The dragon in the dungeon

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>>9022507
Oh Anon I'm so, so sorry, I thought you were joking!

I feel the same way, please forgive me ;_;

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>>9022507
You say that like humans wanting to become dragons isn't technically a meme

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Let's see if we can't convince CarlSagan42 to cook up something for us... Turns out one of the best Super Mario Maker players is also a geneticist, and most likely a closet furry as well!

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>>9022692
>Implying there aren't people who already believe they are dragons

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Hypothetical situation for you guys:

if you had the option to gain the ability to change into your ideal dragon body at will, BUT once every few years some fantasy dragon slayer will be teleported into your vacinity with instructions to slay you, regardsless of if you're human at the moment or not. He/his body will poof back to his universe whenever he either dies, loses the will to slay you, or is otherwise unable to complete his task ( such as getting arrested or shot by the police), and he's always using medieval weapons. You are given a minute warning before he is teleported in.

Do you take the deal? Keep in mind that you still have to keep your true self secret, lest you get V& by the government or something.

>>9022023
>(embed)

>>9021161
Uragaan

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>>9022767

I'll glayd fuck you; I'm a dragoness!

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>>9022507
>Autism

>>9022830
Fuck, why is dragons casually using humans and human containers as sex toys so hot?

>>9022814
I think I'd pass, only because I wouldn't be able to enjoy being one if I were dead. Also I don't have enough money to hire security guards 24/7 for that sort of thing.

>>9022830
Goddamit no that's the grain silo!

>>9022876
Because that is an expression of power, and most fetishes involve power dynamics in some way?

>>9022814
>once every few years
Well, as long as you have multiple hideouts, I don't really see the drawback, also why not turn into a sea dragon or something and just hide in a lake or something.

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>>9022912

>>9022883
You could just carry a decent handgun on you, or use your minute grace period to find some kind of security guard if you're in an area where guns aren't allowed.

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>>9022885

>implying it wouldn't taste better with dragoness spooge mixed in

>>9022912
Ever read beowulf?

>>9022814
>he's always using medieval weapons
step 1: buy gun

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>>9022692
"meme" is such an overused word these days,huh.

And everything`s possible. I have more than enough time to find a way how to experience being a Tama.

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>>9022814
Yes. I choose the form of Gold Dragon from the AD&D universe and use the 10 minute warning I was given to polymorph myself into an innocent looking old man feigning to help the dragon slayer on his 'quest' to slay the dragon while feeding him false information that would make the quest very long and arduous all the while learning what I can from the dragon slayer to gauge whether hes a threat or not. Given he only has medieval weapons hes probably no threat and if he discovers me I could always use my breath weapon to reduce his weapons to molten slag so I wouldn't need to vaporize him instead.

>>9022949
The moisture would spoil the grain.

>>9022206
>tfw I wanted to continue where he left off at one point but it seems disrespectful
What do?

>>9022967
Okay, fair point.
Just hide in the ocean instead.
>>9022936
Fuck

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>>9023013

But how else am I going to sate my womanly needs?

>>9023006
Remember that you're in the modern world still.

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>>9023006
>In response to your transformation spell going on the stack, I tap two forests to play this!

>>9023347
Have you ever played AD&D, he could be packing a bazooka and still be zero threat.

Whole point is if I can avoid revealing my nature at all I would, if he prove to be a threat I'd still try to avoid killing him but if left with no choice I'd reduce him to ash.

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>>9022999
have you ever thought of commissioning a tama murrsuit anon?
do it for us! you can finally be the tama you always knew you were at heart

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>>9022828
goddamnit I thought i had removed those
I'm a bad OP

>>9022206
>>9023035
>>9022404

Author here!

I'm going to be honest, I stopped working on it because I started working on that stupid sex game thing I've mentioned a few times, then got an absolute fucking mountain of schoolwork dropped on me that never really let up.

That, and writer's block. I have no idea where to go with it besides "Anon fucks kobold man tenderly, they fall asleep next to each other." I guess that would be an okay ending, right? I don't really know. If anybody has suggestions I'd love to hear them.

I'd really like to finish it, actually, and I might have free time on Friday. Does anybody have a link to that pastebin, so I can see where I left off?

>>9023035
Do it, man! Even though I also want to finish, I'd love to see your take on it.

>>9023373
And if I choose an adamantite dragon instead? They are immune to most physical damage including fall damage

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>>9023510
It's a removal spell, so it just destroys any one creature with flying. If you're playing blue, you could respond to the spell with a counterspell like this one!

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>>9023411
I am not a fursuit person.I don`t see a point of spending 1k+ eiros on something that you`re going to never really use, takes up a lot of space,and is just creepy in general. "Hey I bought this fursuit and posted pics of me wearing it on /scaly/!" not really worth the investment .
I would rather have a large sized tamaplush with fur similar to the one in the MH.

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>>9023495
Well, nice to know you're still around.

https://pastebin.com/M0MqZHbS

>>9023495
I don't have a link but if I remember correctly, Anon got hit with some magic shit after getting in a bar fight, and the Kobold decided to run some tests on him to figure out what happened.

>>9023546
>not a murrsuit person
>"Hey I bought this fursuit and posted pics of me wearing it on /scaly/!" not really worth the investment .

Good, I really don't wanna see any 3d shit that doesn't involve actual reptiles here anyway.

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>>9023637
Speaking of which, check this out!

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>>9023637
I just want to be a Tama, not some half anthro abomination or wear some smelly suit and pretend to be one.

>>9023684
too bad you can't pull that off in Snake Pass eh

>>9023637
>Hey I bought this fursuit and posted pics of me wearing it on /scaly/!"
When I did that, it wasn't a fursuit it was just pyjamas that looked like a dinosaur

>>9023736
Post pics on /scaly/.

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>>9023764

>>9023842
He actually did it, the mad man.

>>9022814
>Medieval weapons

I think the guy from Guncaster would have the right idea in this situation, so I'm going to go with that

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>>9023842
Holy shit its Reptar!

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Post sherks

>>9023917
She looks bored

>>9023842
You look a lot like that guy trolls keep posting on this board with "stop posting porn" or "stop doing ____"

>>9023495
When I wanted to continue it, I was going to add a little more development, give $NAME the equivalent of magic diabetes, then have the two sort of fuck around and look for a cure.

But if you're taking suggestions for an ending, why not have Kyzon "dispel" $NAME some way, end up fuck buddies, only for Kyzon to really drop his spaghetti and build up the affection you had in the last part? Maybe it takes a lot of consoling (and blowjobs) on $NAME's part to convince him?

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Quick question: why do each of you come to these threads?

I come here mostly for the discussion, especially the stuff involving what we'd do if we were dragons.

I mean, the porn and stuff can be good, but it's not why i come here.

>>9023978
Hm. That sounds like a neat route, actually.

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>>9024042
Images, talking about stuff, and sometimes posting drawings. You guys are nice.

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>>9024042
Agree with you 100%

I like looking at pictures of, and discussing, kinds of dragons I would wanna be

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>>9024071
Do what you feel is best. I personally would have thrown in a scene with some dom/sub play, slit teasing, and ended it with them staying as good friends/fuckbuddies.
>>9024042
Writing lewd stories for fun and experience, even if I don't have a writefag name or patreon set up yet. I wrote the greentext that went with pic related a long time ago.
Also the porn and the discussion is usually pretty tame compared to other /trash/ generals.

>>9024042
Being able to ask questions like you did, and get actual thought-out replies

>>9024042
Actual discussion sometimes and cute SFW pics. Usually generals become garbage after only a few threads, but this one is consistently one of the most comfy generals on 4chan

>>9024292
>>9024236
>>9024042
This thread is in a sort of goldilocks zone. Obscure enough to avoid constant shitposting, but popular enough to keep discussion constantly going and avoid 404ing.

>>9024567
There must be something about scalies that brings in the best people
Truly superior

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>>9024042
shitposting, talking with anons. occasionally posting porn and asking for other's porn.

also i can pretend talking to anons who want to be dragons, while my only wish is to be with a dragon

>>9024042
lots of shitposting,posting and looking at scaly pics and talking about stuff when theres a discussion that I am interested in

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>>9022841
>expecting anything else from someone who tries to be the first post errytiem to meme at everyone

Is it better to hold out on posting greentext until it's done, or post in chunks when they're ready?

>>9025125
Depends on the length really.

>>9025125
I did chunks on Kobold on the Train.

Nothing's more gratifying than being mid-scene and getting reaction images.

>>9025156
>>9025157
I admit it's a bit slow on the upstart, but I think I've left off in a ok spot so,

>I should do this more often.
>Hiking usually isn't my thing, but the tranquil stillness with this perfect weather, the mountain trail I'm currently occupying really is absolute bliss.
>When my lungs aren't trying to heave themselves out of my rib cage.
>I should probably do the whole exercise thing more.
>Not that I'm unhealthy, just adverse to strenuous or extended activity.
>It'll be fine you said, it's just walking you said.
>You should get out of the house more you said.
>Hey let's hike a mountain you said.
>I need to stop listening to me more.
>I'm at this for what feels like hours, checking my watch says it's been one at best, and checking overhead, that wonderful weather didn't like being so wonderful anymore.
>Not terrible, just bleak now, as though it'll rain any momen-
>As if the entire sky wanted to dump down everything it had in a single instant, it starts to rain heavily.
>Thankfully I'm within sprinting distance to a cave by this point along the trail.
>Not many people seem to want to hike this area of the mountain, something about dragons in the area.
>I live somewhat nearby, and I've been in areas where there's a decent dragon population, and they don't try to hide themselves whenever they're flying from place to place. And I've only seen them about twice in the last couple of years being here, and they were definitely not flying locally.
>Although many, many (talking 50+) years ago there was a family or two about according to Jeb, my next door farmer.
>Left for as much reason as any wild animal does.

>>9025276
>Off track, the cave was damp, but not incisively dumping down, so a marked improvement.
>I stuck to bedding down fairly close to the mouth of this cave, although if I was paranoid about being exposed I could of gone down what looked like at least mile or so into it.
>Or what looked like it, it went pitch black long before that sort of distance and I didn't bring spelunking equipment or so much as a torch to find out.
>Even though I wasn't out in the rain for long, it was enough to soak just about everything except for a spare set of clothes I had right at the bottom of the bag and some of the food I had right next to it.
>That the fox sitting on the opposite side of the cave mouth from me was leering at with every motion I made with the bag.
>Not today fox, this food is mine.
>The sleeping bag thankfully wasn't completely soaked through, but enough to feel damp in certain places.
>By now I was starting to drift in and out of consciousnesses so I figured spotted dampness or not I was going to sleep.

>The first conscious thought when waking up is “I don't remember the sleeping bag being so heavy.”
>The first thing I happen to see is the underside of a wing. Dull purple in colour, and large enough that it filled my vision looking up.
>Leering over It's more dull purple, but now in the form of the upper half of a dragon sleeping on top of me.
>Two decently proportioned head horns and a muzzle, along with front arms the length up to my shoulder, nothing out of the ordinary as far as physiology goes.

>>9025297
>Looking in the opposite direction a tail and legs, just as bog standard a western dragon can get.
>It was wrapped around in a similar fashion to how dogs wrap themselves up while sleeping, although not nearly as tight.
>Good thing, or I'd have asphyxiation as opposed to confusion and stiffness first thing in the morning.
>As much fun as looking at every detail of the scales that ran along my current over sized heat pad, I wanted to get up.
>Brute forcing myself out wasn't happening, I thought these things were supposed to be able to fly.
>So leaving myself the only thing I could do now, I squirmed like there was no tomorrow.
>It moaned like people usually do when they're woken up, and it lazily moved its head around to look at me.
>It had the most lovely eyes I think I had ever seen on a living creature, a radiant violet that felt as though shouldn't exist to that level of intensity.
>Clearly very violently awoken now, It yells out a cry that definitely would indicate the power a animal its size would possess, but yet with a femininity that's at odds with the very same noise.
>It almost sounds like it's saying “Oh” while yelling, but not well enough to say confidently.
>At the same time it flings itself off of me with a grace the previous heft wouldn't of ever clued in on.
>Everything was stiff lower torso down so I had to stretch a bit before I could move properly.
>The dragon is a bit taller than I am standing on all fours, including the extra height given with its neck sitting up.
>It stares at me as I make sure my stuff is still in the bag.
>It's still in one piece and everything's there, although not anywhere near where I left it.
>There are some small fox sized bite marks on it, along with a clearly much more gentle set of dragon sized bite marks near the handle.

>>9025320
>Wasn't that nice of it to move the bag before lying on me.
>Hang on, it might have been trying to keep me warm through the night.
>Now I feel bad for being so condescending.
>It's still staring at me, but it's sitting down with its tail wrapped around itself with a clearly sad look in its eyes.
“Erm, thank you for..., keeping me warm last night.”
>I pack up and start to leave.
“I..., didn't break anything, did I? I shouldn't of -”
“I'm fine, I-”
>Wait.
>I knew that dragons were smart, smart enough that some considered them small-ish horse sized seven year olds in intellect. Even had what seemed like a language they could talk to each other with that linguists are still diligently trying to decipher, but I personally never heard of one speaking english.
>I stop and turn around.
“Hi?”
“Hello!” >she says back, while waving a wing in my direction.
>Only slightly surreal.
>I wanted to say something, but I was completely drawing a blank with what to say, so I start leaving again.
“Please don't go.”
>Turning around, again,
“Ok..., Where.., Where does a dragon learn to speak english?”
>I sit down on a nearby rock, not that there was any immediate danger to myself leaving anyway or anything, but when a creature that size want's you to stay, you might want to at least humor the notion.
>She's delighted I stayed, and gets down into a sphinx position.
>Then becomes immediately sad again.
“I was... alone a very long time ago. My parents were nowhere near when I hatched.”
>She brightens up.
“Then Frank -”

>>9025334
>As she says that, she stops and gets up. Disappearing into the bleak end of the cave, with only a small flame coming out of her nostrils lighting the way.
>Soon after she returns with a framed and faded black and white photo with a older gentleman in a bowler hat with massive full faced sideburns holding a much smaller version of the photos owner.
“Thif if-”
>She gives the photo to hold.
“This is Frank, he took care of me after he found me in the woods near here.”
“Is Frank still about?”
>She shakes her head.
“He took care of me for a very long time, twenty years? He had a very large house that I used to live in. Had lots of food that lived with him as well. Used to let me chase them down sometimes when I hadn't broken anything. But-”
>She was visibly upset now.
“But he...”
A solemn pause.
“...I lived with the food for a while. Didn't eat it all right away. I know Frank wanted them to live good lives until they were eaten. I tried my best to keep them alive the way he did, but other people came saying I had to leave because Frank wasn't there anymore and they owned the house. They had guns.”
Another pause.
“You're ok now though, right?”
“Yes, but it took a long time before I could fly again.”
>With a flap strong enough to almost knock me over, her wing was exposed to show some dark spots near where the wing met with her body, presumably healed bullet holes.
“After that I ran about until I found this cave. I might of scared some people when I couldn't fly, so no one ever comes around. But you're here! And...”
“...and?”

>>9025353
That's it for now.

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>>9024042
>why do each of you come to these threads?
Because it's nice and aligns to my interests, has been since it first started. Also because I don't know where else to go.

Does anyone else here used to post a lot on other threads/boards until they got shit and stopped going? [Spoil]I don't even feel like seeing /trash/'s catalog sometimes even after filtering[/er]

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>>9024042
Plenty of tasteful lewds and reasonable discussion without names.

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>>9025375
wow that's a cliffhanger if i've ever saw one anon
if you intend on continuing this, how about a name (for you or the story) and a pastebin?

don't forget to clean your (purple) dragons!

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Seems like a good time for the great maccao greentext.

>The hunter looked at the request board and found something he could handle, a simple capture request
>Apparently some big shot wanted a great maccao for his kid, no big deal
>But he wanted it alive, near his child, for reasons
>After spending 15 minutes sorting through his box of miscellaneous crap, he took the request, sat down and ate because he wasn't some fucking scrub
>Couldn't take any precautions, even if he knew the Jurassic Frontier like the back of his hand
>And so he set out, holstering his weapon as he did so
>He took his time strolling through the terrain despite the damp, oppressive heat
>He was fond of the caverns that expanded just after the lush jungle, the variety of plants and wildlife always rejuvenated him, no matter how many hours he spent here looking for those FUCKING earth crystals
>He shuddered at the thought, peered at the map and continued towards the last sighting

>Stepping out, he saw an abandoned tent, some barrels, and a couple maccao sleeping in the distance
>Still no sight of the larger one though, not a good sign
>He took his time and quietly strolled through the area, not wanting to wake any of those bastards up
>Despite all his efforts, one of them rolled over, woke up, and almost started screeching
>He ran up and kicked it in the jaw to make it shut up, only to get knocked on his ass by something very heavy
>He rolled over only to get pinned by the thing he was trying to capture
>Those soft green feathers were the first thing he noticed, then it was red scales on it's face, and those piercing yellow eyes
>He raised his arm to punch it in the nose to loosen it's grip, but it bore down harder on him and started growling
>Not a good sign
>Then it started licking his face like it was playing with it's food
>He struggled and that only caused it to lick him some more before laying on him
>It growled at him again but this time he swore it sounded like laughter
>God damn it

>>9024042
Porno and dragons.
I wish cute dragons (female) got more content and that Venti didn't get shafted in RF4 as a marriage option.
Or maybe she should have been shafted, by me.

>>9023495
I want to see Anon get the D from the kobold along with excessive cum shenanigans pls

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>>9025951
>It kept licking his face and he couldn't help but notice the licks were getting slower, like it was kissing him
>He struggled some more under the immense weight of the great maccao and was rewarded with more kisses and nibbles
>With his arms held down, he started trying to break free with his hips and legs, hoping he could get the great maccao to lose it's balance
>Whatever he could do to escape
>Much to his surprise, it tensed up let out a high pitched squawk
>He did it again and realized it was looking at him carefully, a third time and it started purring
>This was his chance
>The great maccao shifted it's body weight and partially sat up
>It deliberately started licking his crotch, enjoying how the hunter squirmed
>He noticed his armor was drenched in some sticky fluid and that it was now bucking into him, wanting more stimulation
>It took him some time to realize that it was probably in heat
>....

>That's when the great maccao rolled onto it's back, raised it's legs, fully exposing a puffy cloaca
>Definitely female, from the looks of it
>As if there weren't enough signals, she started licking her cloaca with her thick tongue, then squawked at him again
>Now that he was standing up, he stood there for a moment hesitating
>He could run away, but would just get pinned down like before
>Or he could "satisfy" this massive lizard instead
>Decisions
>He looked around to make sure nobody and nothing else was watching
>Then he kicked off his shoes, dropped his pants
>He slowly laid on top of her first, not wanting to do anything too fast
>He started by grinding his hips into hers, realizing just how soaked her hind legs were at this point
>As if to entice him further, she started slowly licking his face again, and started purring when she felt him harden
>He used one hand to gently stroke the feathers on her head and another to guide his dick into her drenched cloaca
>What surprised him first was the heat, and the growling that rose up from the great maccao

>>9026467
>The grip was surprisingly tight, the slurping noises it made as he slid in deeper was an even better confirmation
>Not at all what he expected, but he wasn't going to stop now
>Finally hilted, he looked up at her face to realize she was panting
>Her tongue was lolling out, and her eyes were half lidded
>The purring continued, he could feel her tail tapping the ground behind him
>He started pulling out, only to realize she was gripping on him tighter
>He had to prop up his arms against her and use all his strength to slide out
>The noise he made trying to escape her cloaca got louder, then ended with a pop
>He buried his face into her neck and slowly forced his way back into her again, amazed at the resistance that slowly loosened up, then tightened again as he fully got inside her
>The panting continued again as he felt her constricting and loosening her grip on his dick
>The sensation was too much, he started grunting as he slowly pulled out with her clamping down harder on him than before
>She was milking his dick even as he slid out
>Fucking incredible, he almost didn't want it to end
>She licked his face some more, and let him stand up
>She then rolled over on her side and stood up
>Her legs were shaking, and the purring began again
>She slowly turned around, looking him dead in the eyes and balanced on her tail, presenting herself once more

>He couldn't help himself at this point
>He wrapped his arms around her back and leaned into her, enjoying the sensations
>He slid into her once more, loving the noises it made as even more juices leaked out of her
>This time she clamped down on him even harder, and even wrapped her arms around him to hold him in place
>He couldn't even pull out fully, she was clamping down on him so hard it was almost painful to pull out more than half way
>He started thrusting harder into her, eventually finding a rhythm
>It was only another couple of minutes of this as he felt his orgasm approaching

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>>9022814
Well sure. All of /k/ dreams of these scenarios. I'd love being a dragon shooting medieval knights for fun.

>>9023842
Stop being a scaly, Varg

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At risk of this being too thiqq for /scaly/, does anyone have the edit with the lipstick removed?
It was posted inna kobold thread but I never saved it.

>>9026993
Lipstick and eyeshadow*

>>9026821
>She must have sensed something, and started milking him faster
>Completely lost in the moment, he gave up trying to thrust and stayed inside her balls deep while she milked him
>He screamed and held onto her tighter, as his dick got milked dry for a full minute, shooting thick ropes of semen deep inside her
>The sensitivity became too intense, and he started shuddering and gasping, too out of breath to scream again
>After what seemed like an eternity, she finally released her grasp, he managed to slide out after ten seconds, letting out a sigh as her cloaca squelched and left him drenched in their fluids
>He stood up briefly before sitting back down, exhausted
>The great maccao, clearly satisfied, purred at him while lowering herself onto her hind legs
>She sat down next to him and gave him a couple licks while he closed his eyes and stretched out
>He jolted upright when she licked his dick and thighs for a while, trying to clean up the stench of their raunchy sex
>He was too weak to push her muzzle away and laid there grunting and squirming with every lick
>She huffed and stopped some time later, and wandered off somewhere into the jungle, tail raised

>He got dressed, replaying the events in his head while walking back to the hunter's camp
>Too exhausted to continue, he gladly called it quits and returned to the hunter's guild, and then went home to recover
>He didn't even realize he was covered in cuts and bruises, finding more of them as he stripped
>He collapsed into his bed, making sure to lay on his side so he could sleep somewhat comfortably since his dick was so sore

The End

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>>9027048
That was fucking great!

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>>9027048
loved it anon

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>>9027048
Good shit

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>>9024042
The discussions and the fact we can talk about a lot of different topics here. The thread moves at a nice pace where it's not too slow but not too fast either. This place also acts a a sort of curation for new lewds I haven't seen or I I don't usually look up otherwise.

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>>9027117
>>9027124
Glad you both enjoyed it.
Next is the other request about the anon going to florida and meeting the gator gal with light fem dom, I'll get it done this weekend, but hopefully in the next thread depending on how fast /trash/ is.

>>9027137
Fucking. Saved.

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>>9027137
Yup, definitely posting this on /v/ sometime soon.

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>>9027366
>>9027307
I also updated the Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut pastebin with that story and the Gore Magala one at >>9025036 if the authors of either don't mind, posted them as guest.

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I feel like I am an anomaly here in thinking that wanting to become the dragon is highly juvenile. Wanting to romance the dragon while retaining my humanity is clearly the best way.

>>9027394
>58 views already
God damn, thanks Anon.

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>>9027567
absolutely
im a gay and this picture makes me blow my balls off i wanna be that girl servicing the dragon

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>>9027576
I wonder if that's mostly from temporarily being on the side panel by being a new public paste.

On the topic of views, the index is set to overtake the Argonian mod list. Interesting since I don't know how often either of them make the rounds on any board.

dragon VR when?

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>>9027567
I'd say you arent alone. It's more like a pretty even split between wanting to be a scalie or fugging one.

I personally would want to be like pic related and fug scalies and humans, but man, what I wouldnt do for a situation like >>9023458. Mphf.

>>9027394
Not at all man, I'm glad you enjoyed the Gore story!

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>>9027567
I agree, and retaining humanity to conquer other species is the top-tier taste of quality.

We never had so many of these TF types before at /scaly/, so I assume they are the mentioned /mlp/ brought-overs.

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>>9028027
>We never had so many of these TF types before at /scaly/

Where are you getting this from?

>>9023531
>playing blue control in 2k17
LUL

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What the fuck?

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>>9025353

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>>9026993
don't have it but i made you one.

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>>9025805
I used to post a lot on /v/ and /tg/, but stopped going to /tg/ once the interesting stuff was replaced by yet another filename thread or new 40k general (and they banned /wst/), and stopped going to /v/ around gamergate, because it became irrevocably political. LOL threads were fun at first, because bad comics were fun to laugh at, but soon, they just became yet another "haha let's laugh at feminist comics that aren't vidya in any way, shape, or form!"

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>>9029710
More proof that autism is an epidemic.

>>9024042
I come here for kobolds and sneks

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>>9023068
>not commissioning a couple of dwarven engineers to sate your 'needs'

>>9023066
>suggests hiding in lake
>asked if he read beowulf
>suggests hiding in ocean instead

>'Aren't you the Beowulf who had the swimming contest with Breca?' Unferth asked. 'He certainly beat you there, after seven days in the icy waves of the open sea. Day and night the two of you struggled in the grip of the icy ocean. But Breca reached home before you. You won't last long if you dare to wait for Grendel and meet him face to face.'

>more afraid of a scuba knight in cumbersome armor keeping him on the ocean floor
>Instead of Beowulf who had a racing contest in the open icy cold ocean, able to swim along surface despite wearing a shirt of mail
>was able to fight off and kill 9 sea serpents despite being dragged down to the bottom, IN RING MAIL
>All this in the middle of a storm

>yet still thinks hiding in the ocean woul protect from Beo-GodDamned-Wulf

Son, if beowulf is ever sent to kill you you better hope he is a frail old man and you might have a shot at killing him while he kills you.

That reminds me to check and see if Fate ever did a Beowulf yet, but sadly he is probably a little girl.

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>>9030949
>don't be sad like knives
Fucking hell.

>>9022814
I'm so gonna be a space dragon.

>>9031045
Welp, I'm kind of a lit pleb.
Never really read the older epics, got way too interested in post world war 2 existential crisis novels.

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I just want to

>>9022023
Mine's probably Dragon Ranch. Auspher got pretty good in the later ones

What's your job, /scaly/?
Construction/demolition worker here.

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>>9024042
The people are nice, I'm currently in a scaly phase, and it gives me an incentive to draw (without doing requests I have next to no motivation to draw).

>>9025805
I had a /Zootopia General/-phase before christmas. Posted a bit there. Otherwise I post all over the place trying to spread a bit of joy, ending up with a handful of threads I monitor for a while. (I don't have many hours a week to spend on 4Chan, so I like places with nice people and content.)

>>9025276
>>9025297
>>9025320
>>9025334
>>9025353
HRNNG I need more of this
Whoever you are, this has the makings of great stuff. Take it slow if you can, though!
(Although stories like " >they met, >they talked, >they fucked" can be nice enough, it would be nice with something with a bit more weight to it.)
You have a really nice thing going so far. With a sprinkling of interesting worldbuilding this could be really really good.
Just remember: A slooooowly developing relationship is key (like-.. painfully slow, almost. ..The first kiss should make us all gasp like little girls in glee as we read it).

>>9025925
I say, that dragon looks mighty persistent
(Is it Penelope?)

>>9032766
Restaurant worker
Got a long shift today...

>>9024042
Porn.
Getting sick of you fags honestly, no one cares about your brainless "discussion", just post what people come to this fucking thread for (no gay shit either).

>>9023842
Is that you, Brad?

>>9032900
You are aware that it's very difficult to convey tone in text, yes? Not everyone will understand you are joking.

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>>9032845

>>9032819
>Is it Penelope?
Yes

>>9032950
I'm not joking you fucking retard. People come here for porn, not to see faggots roleplay or conjure up hypothetical situations like the delusional furfags they are.

>>9032900
If you only want porn then go to e621 and sort by score or some shit

>>9032845
Damn. I feel you. The amount of stress in jobs like that are underrated as fuck. Here's hoping it'll be a nice and calm shift without any incidents

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>>9032766
Part time-trimmer while I'm fininshing an IT degree and working for a CCNA and a CompTia A+ certification. Basically I make your computer shit work, and talk to each other.

>>9032766
I'm a butcher.

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>>9033646
Fuck me, Tree Trimmer that is. I've heard the term "arborist" thrown around too, but just call me a tree trimmer.

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>>9033652
You specialize in a certain animal, or you an all-rounder type?

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>>9033224
>Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine.
Yeah, sure thing friend.
Stop shitposting and post scalies.

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I wanna be the neet dragoness

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>>9032766
Professionally unemployed
My area has absolutely no jobs

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>>9033732
I wanna fug the neet dragoness.

>>9032766
Liquor store maneger, got hired since I don't drink.

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Hello digital drawfags, what programs do you use?

>>9030133
Based anon, thanks!

>>9033921
I use Paint Tool Sai whenever I'm feeling draw-y. My friend who is a pretty great artist uses Clip Studio, but he also likes Sai.

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>>9033921
Photoshop, mainly. I've thought about giving Illustrator a shot.

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Scaly feet are really sexy

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>>9034236
And you need to start posting new images.

Feet is the worst vanilla fetish.

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>>9034381
Depends on the kind of feet.

>>9032766
software engineer. Working for a small business creating high end lab analysis equipment and also industrial quality management analysis equipment.
very much fun, we're a small team, 3 of us in software (one of which is a close friend). tight knit, relax schedules, good pay. work is mostly R&D at the moment so there's rarely OMG RUSH NOW deadlines that are so common in software.

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Why are scalies so clumsy with hot glue?

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>>9033732
I would be your BF and make you live like the greedy, scaly, dependent adorable dragoness you are.
better learn how to many human food tho

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>>9035265
its those claws, really hard to hold hot glue guns with them

those gnomes had it right, "don't be sad like knifes!"

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>>9035265
So their bosses can make fun of them.

>>9025925
>>9030052
>>9032819

Now it's done (or at least as done as it'll be for now), would it make more sense to hold out for the next thread / later at night or just dump it all now regardless?

>>9033921
SAI. It's just too much fun, man.
Also PS when I'm feeling artsy
(And PS when I feel I should colour something well. ...which is never, since I don't know how to colour nicely..)

>>9033732
<3

>>9035789
Well.. The thread isn't all that far along yet. I suppose it's up to you. I'd post it now, really.
Anyway, glad to hear you wrote more! Kind of sad to hear you say it's done though, heh
..but no worries. That weird painful melancholia of a great story's end is part of the ordeal/experience.

>>9035859
I deliberately left it open ended to possibly write more if it makes you feel any better, going through now for spelling / grammar errors then I'm just going to dump it.

>>9035898
Nice! Looking forward to it!
Given sufficiently calm pacing and interesting worldbuilding and plot dynamics, this could be the new Persistent Dragon, only the protagonist met the dragon in the wilds instead.

(Then again, I'm starved for "tender", romantic scalystories, so I'm kind of biased, hehe)

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>>9023560
>Caim doing anything but killing things

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>>9033587
Are you at the point where you debate wether or not life is still worth living?

I should find a new job but what choice does a man like me have? No college experience and no car. I've had worse jobs I guess but still....

>>9025353
>The skin underneath her scales went red on her face as she looked away.
“When I was little, and really good, Frank would-”
>She hid her face with her wing.
“Frank would give be tummy rubs.”
>We both sat there for a moment.
>I wanted to laugh, but it felt wrong with how much she was shaking at the thought.
“So..., you want me to rub your stomach?”
>Her wing nearly knocked me over again with how fast it dropped.
>With her face back to its normal colour, she had possibly the happiest expression I had seen in person in a long time.
“But first, I need to eat.”
>Punctuated with how loopy I was feeling.
“Oh, right right!”
>She got up and turned around, picking up a mangled carcass off of the floor.
>Still dripping blood as she swung around and placed it at my feet.
“It was trying to get your food when I saw you, so now it's your food.”
“You know what, I think you need it more than I do.”
>With a chuckle,
“I was really hoping I could have it, It's not much but it looks really good.”
>I pull out a lump of bread and other edible chunks that used to make up a sandwich and try to piece it back together.
>She picks up the would be thief of edibles again and places it down away from where I was.
>With enough heat to put a oven to shame, it was flash cooked into what was just a furless charred lump on the ground.
>She flips it into the air, managing to catch the majority of it in her maw. With only the hind legs still flapping about outside.
“'re you shfure you don't fant fhome? I Pfomif if's complefy coofed.”
>Looking at the meager amount of sandwich filling that was left after trying to salvage it, I say
“Screw it, I'll take a leg. Only if it's really cooked through though.”
>The dragon lowers her head towards me, it smells thoroughly cooked enough. So I grab a leg and pull.
>She does the same, and I almost come along with with the carcass before the hip snaps, causing me to almost fall over.

>>9036184
“Sof-”
>She swallows.
“Sorry.”
“Really, I think I'll be ok.”
>I had to dig at it with my fingers, wasn't expecting a home charred meal on this hike.
>Getting the skin off was easy, and the meat underneath was very thoroughly cooked through to my surprise.
>It was fairly easy to get the meat off of the leg, and the sandwich was much better off in size for it.
>Didn't taste great though, but that wasn't the dragons fault.
“Certainly one of the more odd breakfasts I've had.”
“So you're done eating, right?”
“Yes?”
>She flips in the air still with the grace very uncharacteristic of something her size and lands on her back, arms and legs folded in the air and her tail moving from side to side excitedly.
>Her wings fill up the area enough that she touches both sides of the cave walls at the same time.
“Er.., I'm going to have to walk on your wing -”
“It's going to take a lot more than you to break anything on me.”
>I shrug in response and walk towards her lower torso.
>She squirms a bit when I walk on the membrane, but doesn't indicate any other discomfort otherwise.
>Kneeling closer to her torso lets me see the extent of the damage dealt with her when she suddenly had a change in abode.
>As I almost touch it,
“Would you not touch that please? It still a little sore.”
>Ok, I move away from that and start rubbing. First around where I think a bellybutton would be, if she had one.
“You don't need to be so soft, I'm fine everywhere else.”
>I rub harder.
>She squirms happily when I do this, periodically making squeaking sounds when I think I hit certain sensitive spots.
>I can't quite see her face from where I am, but from what I could see she was absolutely loving it.
>She's warm all over, just at the right temperature that doing this feels surprisingly nice on my hands.
>Her legs jumping about so close to my head was a bit of a worry though, but she moved them out of the way when I stopped and pointed at them.

>>9036217
>I keep going moving to and fro until I get a little bit too far south.
>She stops squirming and grabs me with a front arm and shakes her head indicating not to do that.
>Fair enough.
>I'm at this for another minuet or so until I realized I couldn't get very good enough coverage from where I was, so in a moment of possible idiocy on my part, decide to jump on top of her, facing her head sitting right on top of the area right in front of where her legs attach to her body.
>She looks up confused when I do this, but instantly drops down again as I start rubbing her midsection.
>The very real possibility that I might get thrown off with her wriggling, which is even more extreme now, came to mind. But I forget about it as soon as it comes when I see how happy she looks.
>It seems that all of where I can reach from here is thoroughly exhausted, so I make my way up and plant myself behind her front legs.
>Her flinging her arms about in the air's rather endearing, in that they might cut my face if I'm not careful sort of way. Not that she did, thankfully.
>It seems the area around where those arms attach is particularly sensitive.
>She makes the most amount of noise when I rub and scratch those areas to the point I slow down just a hair to not disturb the local wildlife.
>I start to slow down a bit generally, I don't know how long I've been doing this but it was enough that the muscles around the everything were starting to protest.
>She seems to sense this, but,
“Please don't stop. I know you're tired, but it feels so gooo-”
>Starting up again in a final stretch of stamina, making it up to her neck and her under muzzle area, which she is clearly adoring every second of, is accompanied with some shots of fire when I hit certain spots on her neck which make me jump.
>Laughter is what I get in response.

>>9036228
>I wind down, collapsing on her upper chest from exhaustion.
>She vibrates a little bit when I stop. A awkward hug is all the thanks I need at this point.
>Punctuated by being enveloped by her wings.
>Not a common fact by any definition of common, dragon hugs are the best hugs. No contest.
>A while later the sun is setting, casting a brilliant array of colours on the floor of the cave.
>I wake up somewhat groggy, and look at my watch, startled by what it was telling me.
>This wakes up the dragon as well, almost crushing me for a moment before she realizes I was still there.
>Dropping my head in defeat,
“I'm never going to make it back before it gets dark, and I need to get off to work tomorrow. Why didn't I bring a torch?”
>She looks to the cave entrance.
“... How far away is your house?”
“Took me the better half of a day to get here, why?”
>Planting me the best she can to the side, where I walk off her wing to let her get reacquainted with standing up, something her legs weren't quite up to yet with the previous stimulus.
“Get your bag and stand by the opening please.”
>I'm not liking where this is going.
“You should face the outside, It'll be easier if you do.”
>I do just that and -
>Running up to me, she grabs me mid jump, falls a bit until the air grabs her wings and soars into the air.
>Her back legs try to grab my legs, so I don't flap about in the air probably, and eventually manages to do so after ripping my jeans up.
>I needed to chuck these anyway.
>It's somewhat hard to hear her, but
“Which way is it?”
>I point to roughly the direction I remember the trail following when I looked it up on google maps before heading out.
>It's surprisingly pleasant up here, after she manages to get a firm grip on me.
>Fun fact, dragons tend to fly in looping motions when they're happy.
>The more inverted the dragon stays, the happier they are.

>>9036241
>My head probably looked like a cherry within minuets, and I was loving every moment of it as much as she probably was.
>It takes only a half hour to overshoot my house, probably would have been twice as fast without the acrobatics, but it did make the flight more enjoyable so I'm not complaining.
>My back garden is less of a garden and more of a large patch of grass I probably should of cut a while ago, but it's more than enough room for the dragon to land.
>After she dropped me down of course, crushing me when I just got back probably would have been awkward.
>She stands there as I make my way to the back door with the look of “I'm never going to see you again am I?”.
>After a moment she turns around, about to take of when,
“Wait! Hang on, I'll be right out.”
>She stops and looks to me with confusion.
“I promise.”
>She sits down right smack dab in the middle of the grassy area waiting for me to come back out.
>I hope this stuff decides to cooperate today.
>With a camera and tripod in tow I come back out and set it up on the bricked area right in front of the back door.
>Thirty seconds should do.
>I run over to her and try to pull off the best smile I can, not great at them, but still it's something.
>Getting the idea, she sticks her snout between my legs and launches me into the air, landing right behind her head.
>It's half a miracle I wasn't skewered by her head horns.

>>9036251
>At that moment it takes the picture.
“You could of said something!”
“But I didn't know when it was going to take the picture.”
>Sigh
>After letting me down, I go over to the camera with the dragon following me to see herself how it turned out.
>Even though I had just been thrown into the air moments before, it wasn't a half bad picture.
>She seemed to agree.
“How are you going to get the picture out?”
“Well, I do have a photo printer.”
“Oh.”
>I don't think she quite got it, but it didn't really matter as after a wrestling match with the printer I got a ok print out of it.
>It's about the same size I remember the black and white photo being, coincidentally.
>I hand it to her, and I'm met with a flash of happiness, followed by concern.
“But if I have it, then you won't have it, and-”
“I can print off another one, I-”
>Gah, she lunges forward to hug me again, barely able to stand up and keep the photo in hand.
>Not that I'm complaining though.
>After what felt like the shortest eternity, she lets go.
>With what looked like tears in her eyes,
“Thank you.”
>I nod in response.
“You can come back if you want to, I don't have much in the way of other people to talk to here so the company wouldn't be amiss.”
>That definitely put a big smile on her face.
“I'll definitely come back!”
“...Oh, right, photo.”
>I hand her the paper, which she carefully grabs with her mouth.
>Realizing the amount of air she displaces when taking off, I run back before she does so.
>It doesn't take long before she's out of sight, not that it helps that it's pitch black now.
>Now I feel a bit sad. I think that's the longest I've been with another person in a while.
>I get back inside wondering when she'll decide to drop in again.

>>9036263
I think I'm going to call it "Violet Rubs". If anyone wants a pastebin link for it, I'll make one.

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>>9036130
Oof.. No, I'm not there (yet).
God damnjit man you're making me tear up here. You're worthwhile, you know?
Never stop looking and putting yourself out there. Nowadays, there are a lot of jobs you can get unschooled (and the number seems to be growing too).
I don't have a car either, man (waay too expensive here in Norway)
I just bike all over the place like a hobo, on a bike someone got for free when they bought a cellphone, heh. (Gave it to me because I needed it)

Remember that jobs like that make you savvy as all hell too when it comes to dealing with people. It wears you out, but it sharpens your wit and social skills a lot.
Just keep putting yourself out there and make a good impression, and you'll find a place that'll grow on you. The trick is not to grow too passive, even if a somewhat bad situation is sapping your energy.
Best of luck, no matter what!

>>9036184
>>9036217
Holy crap, the description of the (somewhat animalistic) eating made me ache for a hunting trip
>Affectionate, charming dragoness who eats messily without a care in the world
I'd so smother that snout with a towel afterwards, cleaning her up

Also
>those dragon hugs and that photo
My heart is now orbiting Neptune

Thanks, man!

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>>9036002

>>9032766
Just got a job at a bakery. Before that, I was working at a veterinary clinic.

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>>9036291
loved it anon. very cute and without unneccesary cumsheds

What i see:
>>9025951

what I hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

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>>9035267
that dude looks like darth fucking helmet.

>>9037448
All I heard was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zxbtAcKPIE

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>>9036263

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>>9036375
>Norway
Hey, a Scandinavian /scaly/!

Are there any more of us?

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>Package that got delayed a day due to the driver's incompetence was given to the campus post office instead of the front desk.
>They have always delivered to the front desk in the past.
>Campus post office is closed until monday.
Hope the person at the front desk didn't think I was angry at them, I sort of yelled my "Thank you for your help" as I was walking away.

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>>9038131
Wow!
Huh, not sure, but there are bound to be someone who stumbles across these threads eventually.
Swede? (NFC?)

(Capthca: "FANNY Clinic" lol)

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>>9038131
There are some of us around yes- Skål!
>>9025157
You have no idea how long I've waited to see you crop back up. Goodspeed you glorious faggot

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>>9038183
>Swede?
ye

>(NFC?)
what?

>>9038256
>that knot
God damn.
I'd tie him down and play with it for hours.
Been waiting for that writefag too.

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>>9038256
Haha, you god damn tullball!
(Also that picture is dangerously arousing hrnng)

>>9038258
Cool! Pumpa kungen!
(It's a convention in Sweden. Went there despite not being into fursuiting or furry stuff in general-- except the artwork--and had an absolute blast.)

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>>9038321
Oh, I remember stumbling upon the con's website. I prefer to keep my degeneracy between friends, though.

>Pumpa kungen!
If he was a dragon maybe.

>>9036375
>>9037249
>>9037715

Thanks!, It's a shame there aren't more people who write non lewd stuff in trash. Lewd's fine, but it can feel a bit monotonous when nearly every greentext is some variant of "Plug thing into thing, mess ensues."

Cute isn't something I normally do, so I'm glad it came off as so well enough.

>>9038488
I know what you mean.
I like writing porn way too much though.
I have written some clean greentext requests though, and those turned out nice.

>>9038488
I think I'd like to write more but most of my stuff would probably be too depressing or bittersweet to really be enjoyed.

>>9038726
>too depressing or bittersweet
Sometimes we need that to see the goodness in life

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We've been having a problem about this lately so I'd like to remind everyone

>Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.

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>>9038154
>Other package that was supposed to arrive today and won't arrive until tommorow.
>Will probably go to the post office as well and be unreachable until monday.
The perfect storm of incompetence.

How have other people fucked with your life lately /scaly/?

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>>9039806

>>9026924
How much of an insecure beta loser do you have to be to post pictures of your gun in a 4chan porn thread?

>>9039806
>>9039820
Is there something with a similar premise to this, but with an actual relatable main character opposed to a generic weeb fetish icon?

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>>9039838
That's a painting. look at it closer.

>>9040486
Well there's Out of Placers, but that isn't scaly.

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>>9030949
>dwarven engineers

fuck it, I'll SPACE ENGINEER a giant dragon-dick rocket. dragon dicks already look like something that i could see flying around space shooting lasers and shit.

>>9040521
...huh. Looks like a photo with some sort of filter slapped on it.

>>9040558
The yinglets *are* cute, however.

>>9040618
Yinglets would be cuter with symmetrical shell-teeth in place of canines to be honest.

>>9040618
I see what you mean, but if you look close enough you can see individual brush strokes and shit.

>>9040558

yeah, I agree that's not something that really fits here. Plus there's gender shit involved, which is a whole different thing.

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Guys, I'm going to the Zoo tomorrow.

If I see any scalies, should I take pics for you all?

>>9041089
Sure! Especially if you see any dragons, komodo, bearded, or otherwise.

>>9041089
No, real animals are gross

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>>9041089
Don't see why not. I took pictures of baby Tuatara and posted them here.

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So the artist fixed her eye himself after finding an edited version.

>>9036263
It's only been an hour and I already want a sequel. Nice work, anon.

>>9042797
this kills the lizer

what's /scaly/ doing right now? watching jin roh for the first time in another tab, just finished the second sewer scene. not somebody who normally watches anime btw.

>>9043457
I'm playing Shovel Knight. Trying to get "destroy all checkpoints," "never upgrade health/magic," and "speedrun"... or as close as I can.

>>9043457
Just finished Nier Automata's ending E.
One of the greatest moments in a video game for me.

>>9043457
Just geting off work, im this guy >>9032845

>>9043457
Mhxx, just beat narkanos to get into hr4.

>>9043886
how was your shift? not to bad?

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>>9043457
Drafting out another greentext story, deciding what to do tomorrow, trying to think of a writefag name so anyone can recognize me, and talked with some friends

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>>9044005
It was busy for the most part and a coworker and I snapped at each other a bit which led to me nearly having a nervous breakdown in front of one of my bosses. It was okay otherwise.

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What does /scaly/ think of this rad little chameleon fella?
Seems like he's the mascot for my lil sis' liquid yogurts.

>>9044499
Feels like the 90's.
What language is that on the box?

>>9044591
If you really need to know it's Portuguese.

>>9044499
I want him to fuck me.

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>>9043457
Got back from a walk into town. Thinking about trying out some weapon-specific builds in Toukiden 2 and wrapping it all up since there's not much game left.

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>>9031215
does that have meaning? not a non-sequitur because bozo dwarves?

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>>9043457
Just finished Hacksaw Ridge. Bretty gud.

>>9043457
playing Persona 5 and polishing up on some scaly fiction i've been working on.

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Would you a scaleless?

>>9046588
like you would even have to ask.

>>9043457
Looking for clothes to cop online desu

>>9022023
>sharks
>scaly things
pick one you fucking disgusting faggot manwhore

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>>9046588
I would BE the scaleless!

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>>9043457
Video game grinding. I've moved from War Thunder, to Archeage.

The grind never stops wherever I go!

>>9046923
sharks have scales

>>9046944
Archeage.
NA/EU was such an horrible disappointment; RU beta was where it was at, man.

>>9046944
>>9047012
>Archeage*

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>buy dragon
>dragon selling person warns that you should get him neutered otherwise they get aggressive
>lol
>bring him home, feed him, cuddle and go to sleep
>wake up, see this
what do you do?

>>9047266
Start sucking.

>>9047266
Start sucking

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>>9046923
You're right in that they're the odd-one out by not being reptilian, but when this gets brought up generally nobody cares too much because they're seldom posted anyway.

>>9047266
Start sucking?

>>9047266
Go back to dragon selling person, ask for refund or exchange for a real dragon.

>>9043457
playing titanfall
getting ready to have my shit pushed in again but still have fun
grinding for that pulse blade execution

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>>9032766
Freelance Copywriter for advertising agencies, usually with tech companies.

Man, and I thought the furry community was autistic, software Engineers have trouble with a simple email questionnaire, much less writing actual content that doesn't sound like it came from a Judge Dredd comic.

>>9047759
what Titan do you main? answer honestly.

>>9048028
Northstar, occasionally Tone and Scorch.

>>9043457
I'm about to embark on a GTA5-binge after finally getting my hands on it. From what I've seen so far, the writing seems superb, so I hope the rest of the weekend will be spent on that.

>>9044063
Hrnng, damn pudgy sexybirb

>>9044282
Hmm, damn, that doesn't sound too good. Some people are just too maladjusted to go along well with others. (I guess the hard/scary part is finding out whether there's something wrong with your coworker, yourself, or both)
Keep at it, man, and as I mentioned earlier, don't stop looking and putting yourself out there!

>>9046588
hnngfuck man do you even need to ask
(It's not as if most scalies--and even damn many furries too---doesn't look scaleless/furless already..)

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>>9047759
>>9048028
>>9048115

Noice, more titanfall players. I main Northstar and Ion. I'm probably just playing with scrubs, but people really suck against the long ranged titans. Flight core is also surprisingly less shitty than what I initially thought when I only mained Ion. Whatever kit, vtol thrusters or whatever, helps quite a bit too.

I like to whip out ronin every once in a while, but god do I suck with him.

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>>9048930
Viper thrusters are nice and well, but I run enhanced payload for area denial. It's amazing how many people simply walk into fireworks.

I wonder if Twin Traps is worth it.

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>>9048929
>ywn snuggle Sarissa
why live?

>>9048963
live for lizzers, sneks are overrated

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>>9048963
Aww, don't be down! You could always get your own snek to snuggle.

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>>9048977
You take that back

>>9049004
But real snakes aren't sapient and don't have tits.
Truly this is the worst possible reality.

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>>9049021
>he wants snake tits
>he wants me to take my opinion back
>he dares have taste this unspeakably shitty

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>>9043457
Just rose out of bed.

I've got some linear algebra and calculus to catch up on. After that I'll either write some code or set up a server.

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>>9049021
Maybe not, but a real snek is the next best thing.

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>>9049043
SNAKE
TITS

>>9049071
Yeah, but that's a different kind of snuggling. Still a good kind, but a different kind.

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>>9049076

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>>9049084
But how can something good be bad.
Answer me that, anon.

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>>9049076
Snek tits.

At least it would be good!

>>9049096
It can't.
But something bad can be unspeakably shitty.

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>>9049101
But anon, snake tits are good, therefor they aren't bad.

Q E D
E
D

>>9049099
Snayyk* tits

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>>9049118
But anon, your taste is shit, therefore what you claim to be good can only be bad.

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>>9049118

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>>9049126
But anon, if I claim good things to be good, then my taste must not be shit.

>>9049139
Oh, that's a new one. I really wish these sketches end up getting fully drawn at some point.

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>>9049145
Maybe someday!

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>>9049145
but anon, you claim things to be good which you subjectively perceive to be good despite these things objectively being shit

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>>9049157
We can only hope!

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>>9049175
As a rebuttal, I would argue that your grasp on objective reality is tenuous because of the fact you enjoy the animelizard, which is objectively bad.

Snake tits, however, are superior in every manner.

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>>9049177
Hope for snek...

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>>9049209
>anime lizard
>bad

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>>9049215
Every day

>>9049221
>weebs
>not bad

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>>9049230

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>>9049230

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>All this snake posting

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>>9049236
I'm not implying, I'm explicitly stating

>>9049238
Shit, I'm slipping, new snayyk I haven't saved.

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>>9049246
>snayyk

That's an OC that predates XCOM 2 by several years.

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>>9049246
>implying stating implications isn't implying statements

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>>9049257
Oh damn, the color scheme threw me for a second. She's a qt though.

>>9049262
>implying implications

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>>9049273
see

therefore snake is bad, tits on scale are bad, and tits on snake are shit fucking taste