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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XLII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
BLOODBATH!
Len's completely ready to win again.
Bite the pillow, Joe.
From first to worst within two games.
Damon, you asshole!
But I thought he was his own god?
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>>9020883
>in hg thread
>talking about the moral compass of making mean posts on 4chan
>>9020899
we didn't even enter them
it's angry false flaggers
do you honestly think I wouldn't take credit for it?
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>>9020979
It's too bad I don't have any bubblegum...
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>>9020979
Am I meant to be impressed?
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>>9020917
>reply to the roster because I thought I made it on time
>realize I'm not actually in
How embarrassing...
Thank you. You will not be disappointed.
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>>9020979
b-b-b-b-b-boom...
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>>9020907
I don't hate him.
I hate his ego, and constant shitposting.
Hence why I'm asking him to get help.
Because he's obviously mentally disturbed.
>>9020915
I'm sorry, I don't take opinions from literally whos.
>>9020979
Ow..
>>9020994
I'm not saying Hoshi's bad, he's just mentally insane.
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>>9020883
Still don't know who you are man, if HG is your standard for deciding a moral compass, you need to sort yourself out, fa.m.
I'm just making Yuno's game interesting dude, but you gotta make it about personal stuff. Too many people on that haterade for me to remember them all.
Get some pussy for once, and forget about sperging over a game. "Not even mad", lol k kid.
>Kissu
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>>9020979
Both of those things are very true. Now show your bottoms so that I may kick them!
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>>9020979
Let's see how Bandana Dee handles this now. Can't be too hard.
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>>9020687
God job!, have a cookie
>gives cookie
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>>9020979
Why am I president? You put someone like me in charge? WHY?!
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>>9021016
>get some pussy
>is a virgin
lel
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>>9020979
Do I have to care about any of those people?
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>>9021014
>moral compass
>insanity
I don't think it connects
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>>9020979
Well, that's one way to get things started.
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>>9020979
>Almost all, if not all members of NE1 eliminated in bloodbath
Even RNGesus hates you guys.
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>>9020979
Foda-se faculdade!
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NE1 BATTLE CRY
FOR THE GAMES
SAY IT AFTER ME
FOR THE GAMES
O
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H
E
G
A
M
E
S
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>>9021031
Wow it's nothing.
Fuck off with this shit meme already.
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>>9020979
Now if only I knew how to become a legend.... wait, actually, immortality would suck now that I think about it
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>>9021045
No they hate our copycats
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>>9020979
Holy shit I turn into my favorite animal which I am taking a picture with.
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>>9021048
But NE1 is killing the games.
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>>9020979
Business isn't as good as it -used- to be... But it's still good...
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>>9020979
Linea...? Linea where in the seven hells are you!? Did she not make it... but, I could've sworn... damn it all!
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>>9020979
News! Get your news here!
>>9021001
Would you rather that I threw the newspaper at your face?
>>9021014
Be lucky it wasn't the Sunday edition. I've broken somebody's nose with one of those things.
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>>9021035
>Has fucked in a cosplay orgy
>Knows more about sex than most weebs here
>Even bi
Gotta fuck.
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>>9021064
>NE1 is killing the games.
>is an end game motivating multiple factions to try even harder over an already good game
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>>9021075
how is babby formed?
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>>9021075
>Bi
Hoshi no.
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>>9021075
>you
>an orgy
good meme
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>>9021014
The fact that you're triggered by someone's ego is proof you have a whole closet of insecurities yourself.
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>>9021075
>Bi
HOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>9021031
Get some new material
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>>9021016
Seth and Suz made the first faction games interesting too, without being autistic.
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>>9021050
Did it for len because she didn't get the NE1 fags off, and because I wanted to do this for fun
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>>9021092
Nobody cares right now
NE1
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>>9021014
Nice restatement of the obvious. We all know Hoshi is fucked up. That doesn't mean you're any better for pointing it out. You're not a good guy, even if that's the face you pretend to have.
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>>9021092
>without being autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
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>>9020979
Go... Go... Berkut.
>Slowly pumps her arms up into the air then slowly puts them on her sides again
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>>9021016
Who the hell are you, bud?
>>9021042
Whatever.
I'm honestly just tired of the constant drama.
I don't even know anymore.
I miss the old days, Yukine.
>>9021088
Yeah, I do.
I can admit it.
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Can't we just leave all the drama behind?
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>Not knowing Hoshi was Bi already
Did you fags already forget the HoshRin ship?
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DAY 1!
So that's why he has that mop.
Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it.
Oldfag v. Oldfag!
>>9021031
...This is probably the best one yet.
I mean, I hate this entire thing, but in terms of Photoshop quality, then yeah.
>>9021048
I'd appreciate it if you didn't do this when it's not a faction game.
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>>9021115
MINE WAS BETTER YOU GOAT KIKE
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>>9021115
Nothing personal Archer.
I just thought you'd like to go deep inside a nice hole.
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>>9021115
AH! YOU- AH! FUCKER! STOP TRYING TO SHOOT ME!
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>>9021115
Gotcha.
Shutdown.exe
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>>9021115
>Emil turns toward the man
I don't even know who's ashes those were, but I think that that was the right thing to do.
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>>9021115
OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
>more screams of the fox and inhuman abomination variety emanates from the kitchen.
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>>9021115
This really smarts.
>Coughing a little, she spits out a tooth.
Oh! I should keep this for later. Though I am afraid it won't kill me. Maybe use a 200x400 next time?
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>>9021012
THIS MISTAKE ON YOUR PART SHALL BE FORGIVEN, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED, SO LONG AS YOU REMAIN LOYAL
NOW GO! CONQUER IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
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>>9021110
If only.
>>9021101
I'm not a good guy.
But dammit, I'm not terrible.
I may not be the best person, and yes, I've made mistakes, and I'm willing to admit it.
Whatever, I shouldn't have spoke.
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>>9021106
So you're in no position to be sperging over Hoshi in public. Vent in PM.
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>>9021115
I don't have crops and I don't know where the fuck to get some in this arena.
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>>9021115
>she jumps up and slams the wood at the girl
ATAQUE!
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Give me the (You)s
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>>9021031
why
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>>9021181
Why not?
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>>9021115
Wow. Rule 34 strikes again.
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>>9021166
Probably.
Bleh.
You're right.
Have a lewd Nonon for the trouble.
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>>9021136
Phrasing... boom
>Archer claws at the quicksand and utters with his final words.
Looks like I stepped into the... DANGER ZONE!
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>>9021115
Homerun!
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>>9021174
Okay.
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@9021174
Go back to Discord.
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>>9021115
>Looking at the cube with a puzzled stare, he looks over it.
I sense some foul tricks... what have you done to this object!?
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NIGHT 1!
Just let him have it, Joey.
We got a couple of vampires here today.
Poor Lucky.
Len already challenging the big guns.
Sergeant Feels using the age-old army tactic of "M.A.D."
>>9021132
I'm irreligious.
>>9021144
Alrighty. Thank you.
>>9021160
Close enough.
>>9021174
BIGFATCATTATS
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>>9021072
Messengers in my land are both more agile, and boast superior precision.
Unless, of course, your intention in the first place was to strike them, in which case I can only chide you for your petty actions.
>>9021115
This is hardly worth of my critique. Begone.
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>>9021110
Welcome to the world of teenage drama queens who didn't really get involved in it when it was relevant, alias high school. The legends tell that they now haunt the world, being drama queens, just because they couldn't get their fix in high school.
It explains the immaturity... it also explains all the teachers, you know? They definitely missed out on their time of drama as they're addicted to calling me names, I don't get why!
>>9021115
Have a good look, I'm probably one of the few decent looking guys you'll ever see in your entire career.
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>>9021115
>Well, that happened.
>>9021203
>Well... not the first time Lucky's finger bones have sustained that kind of trauma. Also PAIN
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Is it safe to come out now?
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>>9021192
>lewdposting to try and make up
Just stop and come back later whenever you can stop acting like a child.
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>>9021203
I-Is there any way we can stop this!? I really don't want to get blown up again...
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>>9021106
We all miss the old days Nonon
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>>9021203
It seems as my well thought out plan didn't go as planned. This is a pleasant out in any case.
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>>9021203
It may be a ancient technique, but sometimes it's the best way to spread mass hysteria throughout a area.
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>>9021203
Dude has some pretty shit taste
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>>9021203
Stop advertising your conspiracy theory website, I don't care.
>>9021195
>gazes into the abyss
>doesn't see archer anymore
>shouts
You'll tell me how deep the rabbit hole goes once you get back!!
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>>9021203
>being a royal queen, she doesn't know how to dance by herself, so she starts awkwardly moving her legs and swinging her arms
Chover a cântaros! Deus da tempestade!
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9021223
How the hell am I acting like a child?
I admitted I was wrong, and stopped ranting.
You're acting like a child, Anon.
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>>9021203
>falls into love
>and by that i mean she falls into man named love
IS EVERYONE HERE OUT TO GET ME?!
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Is Junko still alive?
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>>9021254
Nonon-chan please stoppu
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WHO
IS
THE
CHOSEN
ONE
?
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>>9021195
>hastily yells while running past the sinking tribute
Malory Archer's sandy hole!
>>9021211
I wouldn't call myself a messenger, as such...I'm just delivering a commodity.
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Um, excuse me?
This is not enough (You)s.
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>>9021261
Junko is Astaroth.
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>>9021254
>Hugs the Nonon
Come to bed bby~!
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>>9021269
(You)
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>>9021276
Who?
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>>9021221
>I think it's fairly safe.
>>9021203
Does... Does this mean he's a vampire...?
>She leans in close before quickly backing away.
I'll just leave Vlad 2 here alone...
>Slowly pulls the casket door closed.
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>>9021267
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I cannot believe how gay I am
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>>9021266
Fine.
>>9021278
No.
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>>9021254
You engaged in bullshit. You encouraged shitposting by even posting like this. That's how you're acting like a child. Just shut the fuck up, and come back when you can stop kicking up the autism.
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>>9021276
>>9021261
https://youtu.be/hAAlDoAtV7Y
Dude I'm being totally serious here. I'm having a hard time dismissing this conspiracy. There's nothing in my mental files that can deny this right now.
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DAY 2!
This doll is a menace.
Oh fuck me, a typo. Gah.
The only two tributes who could possibly do that to the Big Dog himself.
Sergeant Joy
What do you think, Len?
The Real Gay, The Best Gay
Mafia ties, probably. He just looks the part, y'know?
>>9021226
Eh, you gotta work with what you have, y'know? Can't bring the old days back. Gotta just keep marching forward.
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>>9021267
>Raises hand
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>>9021298
I still can't believe it's not butter.
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>>9021203
Berkut... very silly.
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>>9021304
>Lucky decides that now is not a good time for a swim
>Unfortunately, it seems the universe disagrees
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>>9021298
I'm gayer than you
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>>9021268
For your own amusement, it would seem.
>>9021304
...This will take ages to get out of my robes. Does this place have no end to inconvenience?
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>>9021302
It's not Junko. If you seriously can't tell who it is, then I'll be stumped.
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Dont do it.
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>>9021313
kys Hanecancer
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>>9021304
>The only two tributes who could possibly do that to the Big Dog himself.
Of course, he didn't forget our sweet romance from last time.
Let's get this show running together eggman
>extracts another tooth
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>>9021304
I'm aware.
>>9021268
Can't hear you dead
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>>9021304
Ooooh! Can I have that happen to me next? It looks very fun.
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>>9021304
I fucking hate the arena sometimes. And with my luck, that was a jinx on myself
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>>9021304
(...This is kinda boring, but he seems really into it, so I shouldn't interrupt.)
>After the man finishes his speech, Emil flashes him a warm smile and claps.
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>>9021337
>Puts pineapple... IN YOUR PIZZA
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>>9021327
>forgot pic
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>>9021342
thank you for the (You)
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>>9021356
:sadhane:
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>>9021304
Just finish this off quickly.
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>>9021337
>Does it
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>>9021304
Eu sou o senhor da chuva! FOGO É UMA MERDA!
>she says as she keeps smacking the fire lord to death, not even giving him a second to think about his life, when she has finished, the doll looked innocently happy at the dwindling flame
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>>9021336
I can't tb.h.
I don't keep records of newfriends.
Would be psyched if you told me in PM or something.
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>>9021336
It's just a newfag dude but you guys are always seeking conspiracies.
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>>9021359
mhm, thank you
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>>9021304
>As he was falling, Berkut pulls out his lance, and strikes a cliffside. Making his descent less than horrible.
Ha!
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>>9021304
Oh you want to go, alright then l-
>Shadow Feels wasted no time beating the ever living crap out of Feels
>By the the time the fight is over, Feels can barely stand.
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>>9021353
>Pineapple in pizza is pretty good, in my opinon.
>Not something I would put on every pizza, but pretty okay if you do it right.
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>>9021363
Mailbox
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NIGHT 2!
Two Youtube personalities collaborate.
Len really enjoys talking to people this game.
...He's already badly drawn.
That taser was the last defense. Sakuya is just completely mindbroken now. Premature F.
>>9021343
I can't believe I almost forgot about that.
And guess what? Still together today. I'm calling this canon right here and right now.
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>>9021363
I think you misread that event.
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>>9021304
>swims to the surface, sputtering
Dam bridge had to have been sabotaged...
>>9021334
Well, if you're saying that I'm not doing it for the money, you're right. It's just a less distracting side job.
>>9021346
Don't worry; I'll repeat it when the time is right.
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Shadows avas are so boring and bland I want to kill myself, holy shit.
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'Sup?
You dont mind if I give my shlong a little air, do you?
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>>9021403
I deserve nothing but a god after all. Well he's a bit fat, but that will do really...
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>>9021388
Gib steam for I can chat with ya.
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>>9021420
who are they?
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>>9021424
you're not my wife
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>>9021394
>>9021407
This is totally h-
>she looks at the destroyed mailbox, her expression shows embrassment and anger
Not a single word...
>>9021403
>she holds the fox, making show to squeeze with all her weak might, not doing a good job at it
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>>9021403
Try not to struggle over-much.
>>9021418
Surely, even you have better things to do than a task suited for schoolboys.
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>>9021430
>Chief Big Hand Of The Slapaho.
>>9021424
>Pocky in the dickhole
That's how you get an infection.
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>>9021429
and nobody fucking cares
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>>9021420
Do not fear the shrouded path.
>>
Wait who's going next?
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>>9021304
No, sweetpea, I'm not a virgin. Same as you, your aura gives off a distinct kind of feeling. It's an aura of sweat, a bed, some ha-
>>9021403
>Gets interrupted by the woman being electrocuted by a statuette.
...
Where was I? Nevermind... actually, I got the sudden urge to find myself a barbeque and kick it up.
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>>9021403
I listened to your "Politics" on... Whatever that was. I want to listen to this talk show!
>It's more politics
...Nevermind... you can choose... IF YOU PICK THAT STATION--
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>>9021429
>>9021374
>>9021336
>I've been called Alma now Junko
>tfw never seen those avas here
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>>9021429
>Inb4 Alma Elma
>>9021466
I care.
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>>9021403
Very... very good. Well, doing well.
>>9021455
>gud
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>>9021469
Me.
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How do I shitpost properly, any tips?
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>>9021455
Nonon.
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>>9021403
>This, my friend...
>Is my boomstick.
>Lucky shouldn't get too cocky, though.
>>9021446
>He does sneak in a giggle at the doll queen and her mistake, though.
>>
Yuno.
>>
>>9021498
Namedrop a literal who that no one really cares about.
>>
So...what is the cause of all the shitposting?
>>
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>>9021499
Yeeess?
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DAY 3!
What? I hate the ship! I'm not biased!
Holy shit, Ariel, you're going to incur someone's wrath.
...To /tlhg/ with you, Astaroth.
Junpei confirmed gay?
>>9021476
These theories are natural when a newfag comes in and makes a splash. Happened to me way back when.
>>
>>9021429
uncertain, your theory may be.
the majority not giving a fuck, the fact of the matter is.
>>
>>
>>9021403
You two need to do this yourself. It may prove to be a fun experience.
>And down she goes for who know how long.
I was riiiiiiiiiiiight! Wheeeeee!
>>
>>
>>9021420
Nothing I can do about that, m7. Hope you don't actually kys though.
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>>9021513
This place hates me, doesn't it. Why can't it ever be a girl that gets stuck in those events with me
>>
>>9021517
No shit sherlock.
Nobody cares still.
>>
>>
>>9021517
you're just obsessed with that furry
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>>9021509
Drama and stupidity. the /hg/ specialty.
>>9021539
This too.
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>>9021555
i-is that you no?
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>>9021451
I do; that's why I said it was a side job. That part was important.
>>9021513
>shuffles through the forest, occasionally bumping into trees and shrubs
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>>9021513
It's just a little prank don't worry, that girl isn't even human
>ok got it!
>>9021517
>First time I've ever read this name
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>>9021547
who are your avas
>>
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>>9021498
Start small.
There are two kinds of shitposters. Those who have been shitposted and those who haven't.
Understand the psychology. Realize that there are different rules that change all the time. If they grab your arm, cut it off and grow two more arms. If they cut off your head, grow a new head, each more ironic than the one before.
If you want to reach god status, hit someone everyone likes.
>>9021517
Oh, well. It doesn't really matter then. Assie is really mature for a newfriend, I'll say that much. My Hoshi Scouter is reading it that way.
>>
>>9021513
...What's this naked doll thing?
>He changes it back to a picture of Marta in a swimsuit.
>>9021580
>This guy and a bunch of other.
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>>9021513
>>
NIGHT 3!
Kosaku no.
What a greedy doggo.
Fox, meet fox.
Calling it right now, it's Junpei.
>>9021517
But what if YOU'RE Fyxe trying to distract us? Hm?
>>
>>9021509
gauntlet games are boring we use them as our shitpost hour
>>
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>>9021513
>>9021598
>Ahri keeps fucking with Emi
>For what purpose?
>The world may never know.
>>
>>9021513
>Applause.
>>9021598
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
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>>9021598
Ha! It was empty, asshole!
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>>9021596
>>9021513
That's what you get for being such a pain to deal with yesterday.
>>9021598
Probably an eagle.
A majestic eagle, I don't see another bird that would fit me
>>
>preps for shitposting
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>>9021598
Sabiá-laranjeira. Duh.
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>>9021629
Prepping for what?
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>>9021626
Who are you? I don't even remember you.
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>>9021512
Just making sure you're still here.
>>
>>9021513
I'll give you some time to get ready. It must be so hard losing the things you care about.
>>9021598
>Whatever Raven did was brutal. Not a bone left, just her clothes and a hat.
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Hey
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>>9021598
>>9021626
Same here, I'd want to be one since they're pretty strong and they don't usually depend upon any other species to survive.
>>
DAY 4!
Astaroth taking out her anger over her dead lover.
Whoa-oa black baby, bam-ba-lamb.
Len's moved up in the world - she's talking to TWO people at once now!
TRG's furry fetish is getting out of hand.
>>9021609
That's a shame. What can I do to improve them, Anon?
>>
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>>9021662
>Sees your sword
>Draws a whip
Is it time for an RP fight?
I'll fucking bash your head in, my friend.
>>
>>9021649
What the... really?
The whole deal with eggman in the same arena and...
>sighs
Well nevermind, then.Forget it.
>>
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>>9021662
>>
>>9021662
HOLY SHIT
AALIYAH COMES BACK TO BTFO YUNO AND HER INFERIOR FACTION GAMES
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>9021675
I fired, and I missed.
...Oh well.
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>>9021560
yes it's I
>>
>>9021641
I don't really know, but if someone's namedropping me of all people, it's something that's bound to be stupid.
>>
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>>9021662
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>>9021662
>Not using the deviantart filename
A reply for trying.
>>9021650
I'm forever stuck here.
This is my hell.
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>>9021682
Oh, the fim do demônio, yeah I'd rather forget.
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>>9021697
So does Len keep her 3 points?
Curious because she isnt a faction.
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:)
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NIGHT 4!
Good job, idiot. You'd think you'd be bright enough to still see.
The Youtubers seem to be growing closer.
I'd buy that cereal.
>>
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>>9021675
>furry bdsm
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>>9021675
>>9021695
Y-You'll have to do better than that if you want to hurt me!
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>>9021699
You do know that breaking lurk because someone dropped your name in the thread in these circumstances is you taking the b8 and as a result wasting precious time that you could've spent somewhere else posting things in a thread that really won't matter in a while, right?
>>
>>9021675
GAH! What the...?
Boy, we're lucky, huh? That could have been bad...
>>
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>>9021741
I don't have blood you freaking idiots!
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>>9021734
!?!?!?!?
>>
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>>9021513
Their wrath? No. This is a warning to not incur my own.
>>9021562
How utterly demeaning for you.
>>9021598
>Ariel quickly collapses to all fours, panting heavily.
I...give up.
>>9021741
What in the world-!? Guh...!
>She quickly mutters an incantation, a bubble-like shield forming around her.
Impudent little....
>>
>tfw esl niggers on my board
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>>9021711
Good.
>>
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>>9021741
Oooh...
>To preserve the man's honor, Emil pretends not to have seen his accident
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>>9021671
I'd see you more into a cute little yellow chick to be honest. .. but it's great to have ambition.
>>9021675
>drives at full speed blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XeI9H2__gM
>she misses Reigen
Damn...
>>9021741
Len... I'm going to be clear with you: You're going down next round!
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>>9021744
>>9021773
;)
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>>9021789
God I want to fuck Alma Elma
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>>9021675
Hmm...I'll save what I can. Don't wanna get distracted by having to save animals.
>>9021741
Now who would be dumb enough to just leave all of this here? Their loss. Okay, let's divide this loot up and get to it.
>>
DAY 5!
Annnnnd there goes his other hand.
The foxes have gone from rivals to partners-in-crime.
>>9021782
What did you expect from a Vietnamese Billiards Forum?
>>
>>9021756
Oh, I know full well what I'm doing, Hosh. Surprisingly, it seems that me taking the bait causes them to stop.
>>
>>9021714
She said she didn't want to do anything with the points, so they're gone. Poof.
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>>9021834
Okay. Good.
Just wanted to know.
>>
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>>9021813
Uh... go away?
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>bowl 258 and 279
>still lose
The dream is dead, HG.
>>
>>9021831
>22:22:22
CHECKED
>>
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>>9021741
...You'd think Animal Crossing would get to me before HG, but noooooooooo.
>>9021813
>PAIN
>Well, looks like he'll have both hands in casts for quite a while. Assuming Respawn doesn't fix this and/or Lucky doesn't die in this match.
>I honestly think it'd be funnier if it doesn't, by the way.
>>
>>9021787
I don't really look that weak... Right?
>>9021813
>A shrill yell echoes throughout the arena
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>>9021813
>gets covered in white paint for the obligatory fanservice event of the night.
Now that it's done... I want my money, 200$ the shot.
>>
Arakawa Hoshi is the director, screenwriter, editor, and star of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. He is a very well liked man with some great ideas.
Baron "Copypasta" Blade is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. he is very gay.
Sol Badguy is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Crawling in his skin, those wounds they will not heal.
Fyxe is an abomination in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Nobody likes her except for Furry porn.
Junko Enoshima is the primary antagonist of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. She is a very evil warlock with magical autistic powers that can poison the drinks at prom. She dies at the end when based Arakawa Hoshi banishes her to /hga2/.
>>
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>>9021831
Level 2 achieved.
Carry on. As long as you know.
>>
>>9021857
That's karma for shitposting my beautiful wife Aussa, cancer.
>>
NIGHT 5!
I think that first event speaks for itself.
In death, as in life: he has a man bending over him.
Fox meets wolf.
>>
>>9021867
You need to rewrite Junko Enoshima's role in the story
>>
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>>9021867
Ooh that's an aged meme
>>
>>9021881
You mean MY wife, right?
>>
>>9021857
Shit, dude.
I'm legit sorry.
>>
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>>9021857
Ya did yer best.
It was rigged.
Have a drink.
>>
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>>9021864
>seems disappointed.
Hoo... Why didn't you get mad? That's what I was aiming for...
....
Oh well, you don't look weak just... hmm... well, let's just say I couldn't distinguish you if you got lost into a bunch of blonde girls really.
>>
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>>9021889
>Sips with a wine glass
>Dows that Italian hand thing
>>
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>>9021864
Oh yeah, I 'did' forget to put the clamp on the end of that barbell. Whoops.
>>9021882
And why exactly am I just watching you two suntan? This is a waste of time.
>>
>>9021882
>Lucky laughs anyways.
>Laughter is the best medicine, after all. And Lucky kinda needs that after having both of his hands mangled.
>Also I believe we need that Emilia event framed.
>>
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>the Cafe is now open.
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>>9021882
Ha ha, go fuck yourself. I didn't even get to see how I died... that sucks
>>
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>>9021923
You're not old enough to drink that you sick shit
>>
DAY 6!
As I said, this doll is a menace.
You two needs to get better with those things.
E M I
>>9021937
>Kicks in the door.
IS THIS STARBUCKS
>>9021932
I haven't done it in a while, but unless something miraculous comes up, I'll make it the Cap of the Game.
>>
Rin.
>>
>>9021882
Ok hold on! I just need to pick up some apples, we'll share the spoils after.
>Keeps fucking with her and crushing her shoulders even though she can flies.
>>9021937
Hmm?
>Enters the cafe
>>
>>9021857
>Had that happen to me a lot when I still bowled. Chin up, you did really good.
>>9021937
An eatery showing up in the middle of nowhere? I see nothing wrong with this.
>The woman walks in without an ounce of fear as she looks for a seat.
>>
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>>9021741
... You know this is pretty barbaric, even by the standards of the world I come from, right?
There is no way this is going to work.
>>9021813
>The kitsune is REALLY unsure of how she keeps winding up torturing others.
>She gives Emi sideline glances and hopefully not-obviously awkward smiles.
>>9021882
I do apologize for this. But it's necessary, I assure you...
>She reaches forward, drawing Momiji's essence from her.
You'll be put to good use...
>>
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>>9021882
Umm, can you please stop? You're really funny, but we're trying to get some sleep here...
>>9021917
Y-You mean blonde guys, right?
>>9021924
WHOOPS!? You almost took my whole foot off and all you can say is whoops!?
>>
>>9021964
>1. Mention name
>2. Sperg out anonymously
>3. Post with avatar later as if nothing happened to recover rep
>>
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>>9021867
>Holy shit, I remember that.
>>9021937
Oh, oh! Drinks!
>>
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>>9021953
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>>9021882
>she arranged the dolls, then goes and wears a pink dress, holding a doll up
I need to practice my marriage, so don't mess up... Well dear husband, or if I manage to find a princess with a large enough kingdom, wanna dance?
>>
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>>9021813
This is worse yet...! Ugh. Have you no respect for my robes...!?
>>9021882
What use could I possibly have for this?
>>9021937
I have little reason to trust a building that so suddenly appears from nothingness.
>>9021953
Guh...! This weapon-...pah. I've no use for siege magic, let alone that.
>>
>>9021953
WHY DOES EMI ALWAYS GET THE KILLS
>>
>>9022001
She's a fucking savage
>>
NIGHT 6!
That'd really suck, wouldn't it, Ragnaros?
Utsutsu gonna get the ASPCA on her ass.
>>9022001
Home turf advantage?
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>>9021937
>Enters
Uh.. give me coffe, I guess..
>>
>>9021953
Can I get an expresso with a decent amount of both milk and sugar, and a shot of mocha?
...And a straw. I kinda need a straw right now.
>>9021953
Way to go. I'd clap but my hands are pain.
>>
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>>9021937
>Ahri approaches the cafe in confusion, looking around before stepping inside.
Err... Hello?
>>9021953
>That near death
>holy shit.
>Ahri jumps in alarm at the exploding tree, booking it at the highest speed possible.
>>
John Madden
>>
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>>9021974
No. Girls.
Oh don'y be so flustered about it, I heard it's a pretty hype style in the human world nowadays.
>>9021953
>tries hypnotizes Starman
>puts the David Bowie song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMi0nq3fCs
You're in my control now... and I want you to kill yourself!
>>
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>>9021953
>>9022000
>grabs a piece of the splintered tree and holds it up
So, you were talking to me about accuracy, Ariel?
>>9021974
That's all I chose to say. See, you're doing better already. If you were really in pain, you wouldn't be yelling at me right now.
>>
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>>9021937
I'd like whatever makes one not feel miserable please.
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>>9022011
...
>she's seething right now due to the blood soaking her dress
>>
>>9022031
aeiou
>>
F E A S T B O Y S
Honestly, a bit of a disappointment considering how many people we have left. Only three deaths. However, what significant deaths they are.
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>>9022011
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5uT7fas-WE
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>>9021953
>>9021967
>>9021969
>>9021980
>>9022000
>>9022014
>>9022024
>>9022048
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W-welcome to f-fluid-st-state c-c-comestibles inc-c-c-orporated, n-n-now in o-o-o-ur b-b-rand new Arena b-b-b-b-branch!
c-c-c-an I int-t-t-erest you in one of our f-f-ffine n-nutrient liq-q-uids while you w-w-w-ait for your g-g-g-game???
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>>9022011
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>>9021953
Actually, I think I need to cancel that order. I just came down with a sudden case of dea...
>The sentence is left unfinished.
>You know what? Fuck it. If dubs, Lucky's hands are intact after he leaves respawn. If not, Lucky is going to be working with mitten casts for the next few days, or until I get bored of it.
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Avatars you like RPing with and why?
Avatars you dislike RPing with and why?
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>>9022057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul9W7c-cs9Y
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>>9022057
Hey Gishi!
Let's dance again it was really coo-
>gets a fucking ice pick in her neack.
Oh now.. that's just col-
>drops dead
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>>9022067
Liquids...? I was under the impression you were serving drinks....
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>>9022057
>she spends the entire day trying to clean her dress
Come on... this is my only dress...
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>>9022033
>He takes a moment to sigh
...I've been trying to build up muscle so I look more masculine, but that's clearly not working...
>>9022034
>He rubs his foot
...Look, just be more careful, ok?
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DAY 7!
I meant four deaths. I'm sorry. I try to forget my ex.
Also, no post-Feast peace this time around.
>>9022067
I'll have the drugs you use to keep you from killing yourself every night after work.
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>>9022081
I like avaing with everyone.
Even if their RP causes my brain to melt.
It's a challenge.
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>>9022067
>>9021937
You seem like you've got quite a bit of trouble even using your mouth. With how much your stuttering I can't even understand you.
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>>9022081
I like rping with Aussa cause she makes me horny
I dislike rping with Aussa because its a chore to rp with her once I cum
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>>9022067
>she is clearly annoyed by the robot's stuttering
Hmmm... Well, I need something strong after that death...
I'll pick the Bloodblast! I'm digging the name.
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>>9022081
Aussa: She has a really interesting backstory and rp
Junko: All she wants to do is ship
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>>9022034
Even you are more physically adept than I. Not only that, but I have precious little use for firearms, either.
>>9022011
Stop squirming, you foolish fiend!
>>9022057
>>9022086
I don't appreciate puns.
...And your coordination was horrible.
>>9022106
Be silent, Reliever! Your opinion is neither required nor appreciated.
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>>9022067
>She abandons her search for a chair, strolling to the counter instead.
Oh my! What an interesting character to be selling such things. Consider me interested already. What does one sell here?
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>>9022067
I'll have whatever tastes good and has the least things in it that can kill me.
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>>9022067
I-I guess the chocolate mocha sounds pretty good..
>Awful Hospital, fuck yes!
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>>9022122
>Aussa
>Interesting backstory.
Are you sure we're talking about the same person?
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>>9022106
>she doesn't really drown, as she doesn't need air, however her leg is stuck on the sea floor, as she screams up "someone get down here and save me!"
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>>9022011
>The arrow pierces her heart, she collapses on the spot.
>>9022067
Are... Are you okay?
>She looks over the menu, unsure of the listings.
...I uh... How are we paying for this?
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>>9022118
I wish Aussa made me cum.
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A trip to the stars brings us to our final four!
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>>9022057
I know you went inside my room, Big Dog. Do you know how discourteous that is? It's time to put you down.
>one high-pitched noise later, and the guy does before he hits the ground, fresh with a foot-wide hole
>>9022132
Maybe, but the point of a grenade launcher is that you don't have to hit your target square on. All you have to do is make it land somewhere near them, and you couldn't even do that.
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>>9022067
WOW, you're really bad at speaking, can I get to talk to other employee? i'm fine with a girl in a maid cat suit
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I'm not even going to shitpost when I get home.
That's how fucked I feel.
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>>9022159
Isn't this the /co/de?
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>>9022073
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Fuck... how am I supposed to change my bandages with this!?
>>9022067
...Looking at that, yeah, I'm very, very glad I chose that time to die.
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>>9022132
My coordination was perfect! You just don't know how to groove! You have to stop thinking and let your body work!
>>9022103
Heh, maybe you weren't made to be a man, have you see that boy Aikawa? He found his place in life.
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Damn don't be so gloomy. What's your name cutie? I may have something to help you, but it won't be free.
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>>9022175
I'll make you feel more fucked in a second~
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>>9022159
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NIGHT 7!
Starman going after the big target. Will it pay off in the end?
>>9022178
No, although I got a couple Arena theme ideas from looking at /co/des. This was one of them.
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>>9022175
You lost,huh.
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>>9022164
And what in the name of Sophia possesses you with the thought that I've interest in it at all?
>>9022188
Your inane flailing was by no means definable as "dancing".
>>9022159
Begone from my sight, wretch.
>>9022202
Tch...disgusting.
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>>9022188
My name's Emil Castagnier... What'd you have in mind?
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>>9022202
>burns away
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>>9022175
Don't worry. There's always the Browns.
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>>9022175
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>>9022222
Wasted.
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DAY 8!
Nope.
FINAL TWO! Place your bets!
>>9022175
Y-you can shitpost me if you want to feel better.
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>tfw don't know if anyone actually enjoy my interactions with them
It's a shitty feeling.
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>>9022222
>that get
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>>9022081
Everyone but Aussa becuase they are actually good at roleplaying
Aussa because they put their ooc in all of their characters.
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>>9022250
If they don't constantly complain about them, they enjoy them
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>>9022250
If they keep talking with you, it means something.
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>>9022250
>tfw know people don't enjoy interacting with me
It's a shitty feeling.
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>>9022209
What in the name of Sophia makes you think I said you were interested in it? You don't have to be interested in it when you're just trying to kill people in the arena. I'm saying that to fail with a grenade launcher is kinda pathetic.
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Rin.
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>>9022250
>tfw people don't interract with me for being me and not because of my RP
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>>9022247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYmEEs4KOvk
POWER UP
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The epic battle of fire vs. water comes to an end with a single thrust of the blade.
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>>9022267
And now Hoshi's gonna link them here again... Pepper your angus guys.
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>>9022094
I as-s-ssure you, ma'am, our l-l-liquids are t-the f-fffinest a-a-available!
>>9022117
I-i-i-i appppologize, ma'am.
>>9022121
O-o-one Bloodblast c-c-c-coming up!
>the coffee guy makes a few movements behind the counter, and pulls out a cup with a bright blood-red liquid.
Eeeenjoy! ~
>>9022134
W-well, we s-s-sell only t-t-the finest lllliquids in your z-z-zone, ma'am!
>>9022145
>>9022147
Two Mocha, ccccoming up!
>the coffee guy pulls out two cups and... serves coffee from his own head while screaming.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9022150
W-with UB, o-o-of course!
Bbbbut for our s-s-special, promotion, we're accepting grayzoner c-c-chsnge right n-now!
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>>9022304
>inb4
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>>9022304
NONE CAN STOP THE LIVING FLAME!
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>>9022221
Alright Emil, check this out
>she snaps her fingers and a box of pills appears in your hand.
I'll be brief on this: taking one of these pills will make you swole for 24 hours tops!
And by swole, I don't mean you'll look like some inflated bodybuilder but genuinely handsome and ripped, how does that sound?
Oh well, there might be some side effects, but who cares really? I'd give you them for 100$ or anything close to that in your currency.
Deal?
>>9022209
Tchh.
You. Me. On the danceloor, saturday night, and we'll see who own the show.
Don't forget
>flies away
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>>9022304
DIE INSECT
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>>9022304
Fire melts ice, not surprised.
Who's next?
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>>9022312
>Nonon starts screaming too
WHAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!?!?
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ngw?
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CONGRATULATIONS RAGNAROS THE FIRE LORD!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9022312
What happens if I piss into your head?
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>>9022274
This
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But first the Placements, followed by the Summary and CotG.
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>>9022312
>Ahri goes to speak, only to stop, her ears twitching once more.
I-I'm sorry... I don't think I have that... I... Excuse me.
>She hurries outside, only to look skyward.
Again...?
>After a moment, the kitsune vanishes from sight.
>Good night HG. Tonight was interesting. Sleep well and take care of yourselves!
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>>9022103
I'll be more careful if you agree to keep a more watchful eye. You shouldn't let things like that take you by surprise.
>>9022341
Adequately done, player and host.
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Bish.
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>>9022341
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
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>>9022307
When did I link them here?
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>>9022312
I think I'll buy everything in the menu of this horrific coffee shop. Which currency do you accept?
>>9022343
>good bed
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>>9022247
Guh! Foolish elemental! You'll pay for this transgression.
>>9022281
I shall not do anything that demeans me in such a way. As it were ,that happens to include the use of such brutish weapons. I'd just as soon deliberately fail again.
>>9022304
The Gishki's land is that of cold! You are not welcome in my realm! Begone, inse...ct.
>>9022317
...Barbaric Laval....
>>9022331
Congratulations...
Thank you for this.
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>>9022304
Congrats on the win, Ragnaros!
>>9022331
Thanks for the host, PK.
>>9022312
I seemingly wouldn't be able to pay, anyways. ...I only carry Bells.
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>>9022312
This continues to pique my interest but not much else. I am looking to try something new. What would you say is your finest liquid?
>>9022331
All flames must be snuffed out but this one will make it difficult to. Congratulations to him. I thank you for hosting.
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>>9022312
>she gazes inside the crimson liquid, it has a strange smell to it, something akin to blood but not quite like it either.
Hmm... Thanks
>She sips it a bit, taking the time to savour the taste but... How does it taste?
>>9022341
>>9022331
Too bad for Foxy but at least the winner is cool enough.
Thank you for the game
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>>9022341
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
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Bash.
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>>9022343
>gives goodnight scritches.
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>>9022341
Congrats the winner.
Thanks for the game,PK.
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>>9022321
>Emil takes some time to think to himself.
...Can you give me some time? I have to consult with someone before this first.
>>9022341
Thanks for letting me fight.
>>9022351
Yeah... I got it.
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>>9022358
>That's a cute ass Asuka.
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>tfw not even interested in shitting on junko
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>>9022312
>She raises an eyebrow at the odd looking creature
What's your problem? It isn't difficult to say, "I" now is it?
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>>9022388
but are you interested in SHITTING on junko
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>>9022358
Feet please?
>kissu
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>>9022331
>>9022341
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
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>>9022343
>Goodnight
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>>9022388
Give us the details Dach.
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>>9022343
Goodbye, adios, tataa!
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>>9022341
Thanks for hosting.
Give me a minute to set up.
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>>9022353
Did you host today?
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>>9022386
>I'd say the same for your Nonons, but they're always that way.
>>9022395
No Shion, we can't go back to the way we were.
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>>9022420
CUTE MOUSTACHE
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>>9022362
I'm not sure whether to admire your tenacity or try to snap you out of it...
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>>9022384
Hmmm.... sure, but don't take to long. I'd hate to waste an opportunity like this if I were you.
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>>9022408
Yesterday I did.
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Bosh.
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>>9022430
>tfw missed it
fuck
>Kuga without pic because imagelimit
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>>9022439
Very fitting.
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>>9022341
>Congrats
>Thanks for hosting
>Emi
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>>9022439
When you get to 50 you should rename the game so you can drop gorey
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>find out mom has pre cancer in her colon on the same day I had to put down her horse
I don't feel so good right now
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>>9022445
You need that new app that pings you whenever Mokou is about to host.
>Mokou
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>>9022312
>Observes the scene in utter confusion and fear
Sir are you okay?
>Feels
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Let DDD make the thread
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>>9022461
Oh fuck.
Anon, I'm legit sorry.
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>9022461
No sad things, only happy things!
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