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>*vibrates foot impatiently*

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post cinnamon buns to keep this thread alive

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I don't know

>>9022111
>tfw Cubby will never be your Uber driver

I know the driver's on the other side behind him but still I wish that would ever happen

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>>9023882
W E W

Bump 2

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Bump 3, I'm out.

Hopefully the thread will already 404 in the next 10 minutes. See you guys in a couple of years.

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>>9035653
like the thread going for hours with only 1 poster is out of the ordinary

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>NOW'S
>THE
>TIME
>TO
SHOP AT SHOPRITE'S CAN CAN BASH

>NOW'S
>THE
>TIME
>TO
STOCK UP WHILE THE VALUES LAST

Butts

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I'll expect all of you to look adorable by tomorrow.

>>9046052
Either that's a good Photoshop, or they legit have a hat that big of a size. I can't really tell.

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>>9048934
I'm guessing it's a legit huge cap. Compared to her regular cap, it's lighter in color, doesn't have a flat brim, is missing the obvious holes around the horns and lacks the more squared off profile at the front.

>>9022111
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS.

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>>9044185
>current year
>not Polly makeup
shiggy

>>9049902
Polly lashes are best lashes.

Bomp

>>9060188
>Polly will never vore you

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The blessed pink wife sings!
https://scontent-lhr3-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/18188869_1487324434663265_9054880173479952384_n.mp4

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I'd also want one of these shirts too.

>>9061575
I'm pretty sure they have like a rule where mascots can't speak.
I gotta say it's one of the least squaky and ear-annihilating female asian voices I've ever heard.

>>9061590
ha is that really something the Buffaloes the sell or did a fan make it?

>>9062029
Dunno man. Browsed all over the Buffaloes online shop and it wasn't there. Does have a little of the Bs logo on the left shoulder and it's probably available at their stadium, but can't be too sure about that.

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>>9063721
maybe a fan modified Buffaloes shirt

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>>9071937
>THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'

>>9072328
Almost looks like she's imitating Salt Bae.

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poofy skirt

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hey guys, any games tonight?
also, bump

>>9073526
>Almost looks like she's imitating Salt Bae.
She probably is

>>9077718
Pretty cute take, I guess. Surprising how there isn't enough mascot meme material or orig. content on these threads.

Bamp

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>>9076263
No games on Mondays.

>>9089024
too much sun is bad for squirrels

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standings in cartoon graph form

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The cats in heat boys

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I'd run a line on Polly.

>>9090230
Jesus, Fighters have been tanking pretty hard this season.

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If you ever go to sappporo dome this is the door you have to find and breech

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Mascots reside in the depths of the stadium

>>9061636
That's how Japanese idols used to sound like in the 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idhq-CLU21g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUpeLg6qF-s

>>9019151
is this from a book?

Bomp

>>9100182
>tfw you become a real-life 3D model

Still wish we could have our mascot SFM fix though. Sad I can't model at all though.

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>>9061636
>rule where mascots can't speak
depends on the mascot. funashi is one that talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDDOk_GECc

in the NPB the only one i can think of is doctor bitter melon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9ajMYnBud8

if it's established that a mascot can talk then they have to talk. if they are silent then the actor inside must never talk or it breaks the illusion

>>9104920
also how are the scores now?
i havent been following matches since the last big thread 404ed

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>>9091774
any pics of their living quarters?

who's winning?

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>>9108634
No one, yet. Games don't start for another two and a half hours.

>>9108790
>3 hours ago

>>9110941
oh fuck i missed it. who won?

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>>9111432
Giants over Baystars
Swallows over Tigers
Carp over Dragons
Fighters over Marines
Buffaloes over eagles
hawks over Lions

>>9104920
I don't know if it's a regular thing, but I saw one of the marines stage shows where Rine had lines over the speakers

>>9113404
is that a t shirt minigun?

>>9089024
PoPo's Bizarre Adventure

This thread empty
YEET

>>9112267
Source? How's her 'voice' sound?

>>9118074
youtube.com/watch?v=bsUuIGRMbJY
youtube.com/watch?v=vMztV75lufw&t=2m14s

I misremembered it, I'd more call that cheerleaders narrating than really the characters voices.

I didnt see it in more recent stage shows

>>9019151
>still no starman kirara ntr doujin
damnit japan get on it

>>9112267
>rip baystars

how are baystars and fighters doing overall?

>>9123029
these are a couple days old, but close enough
>>9090224
>>9090230

>>9124090
oh damn
rip fighter
also fuck the carp

how are tonight's games?

>>9129197
wouldn't be surprised if nobody watched, most relevant to us probably is Fighters won and Buffaloes, Lions, and Baystars all lost

>>9127980
she's so goddamn cute

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I want to be packed in tight with Polly

>>9131781
>never ever

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>little bell has wood

>>9131781
>people dont even seem to care that polly is standing right next to them
what the fuck japan. i'd be spilling spaghetti all over the place if i were that close. how can you people be so calm about this

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>>9132911
not everyone in Japan is a furry neckbearded cuck, you know

>>9133711
i feel like you've known me my whole life

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>page 10
shiggy diggy

Revive

>>9136876
Replenish

why don't furries ever get suits that fit as well as the mascots ITT? it can't be THAT hard to do

>>9132911
>>9133711
come on now, it's the land of subway molesters, not amateur hour

Pros aren't over the top where they get caught and ejected

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I can only imagine how good it feels to get paid wearing a giant mascot suit while doing nothing but just sitting out there on a field in front of a huge crowd like Polly here.

>>9142296
bell wishes she had big cow tits

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>>9147236
I wish she had big cow tits.

>>9147350
i wish i had big cow tits

>>9148612
>blacked

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>ywn own an oversized shirt

>>9148612
All the bikes at stadium disappeared

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>>9150720

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>>9090224
Tigers in second. Not a single pic of torakki/rakki in thread. Where my tigers fans at?

>>9148612
I didn't realize before how much I wasted her to wear fishnets

>>9151216
because you didn't
now you want more because you saw an example of it

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>>9151272
today on philosophy with /trash/ can a person desire something that they have never consciously considered


I think you can, I want all sorts of things that don't exist and I've never thought of

or do I

>>9151533
how do you know what you want if you've never thought of it?

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>>9151722
how does a babby turtle know to go to the sea

lets see, I've never thought about android girl bikers kicking in my door and taking turns sexing me and then we ride off to space together, but fuck do I want it
and then Polly marries me

>>9151779
but you just thought of it
this is about wanting things you havent thought of

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>>9151822
What makes you so sure that the thought came before the want?

How about this, what if one of our mascots is tasked with putting a mystery item into a box?

I want that mystery item

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is things people want even if they don't know it.

like dick cheney said, their are known knowns and know unknowns but their are also unknown unknowns

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>>9151898
Do you want that mystery item because it is a mystery or because it was put there by a mascot?

bye

>>9142296
I want to touch that cow

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bumpo

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>>9159105
can't find touch the cow do it now in my mascot folders

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>>9159924
gotchu covered f-am

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Anyone here got some fine-ass OC/edits/dank meme's they'd like to share? Gotta keep this thread alive, you know.

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pls

>>9154363
what do these alpacas represent? one of the domes or something?

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>>9160067
is frog posting a meme

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>>9160067

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>>9160067

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>>9160067

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>>9160067

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Oh yeah it's Lina's birthday

She's 36

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>>9169788
Happy birthday, Lina.

>>9169788
>the mascot head is too big so the put it around the ear
That's cute.

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>>9169788
happy birthday lina

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She still looks cute for such an old lady.

>>9171635
All that grooming really pays off then.

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>>9173713
Time well spent.

Fun fact: Out of all the mascots that are currently active, Lina has the third longest running career. Starting in 1981, she is beaten only by Leo who began in 1978 and the Hiroshima Carp Boy in 1975.

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>>9160067
Speaking of edits, anyone got this one where the jizz is gatorade? I cant find it, but remember it from /v/ and /sp/ years ago.

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>>9175232
gotcha covered too f-a-m

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>>9175549
Thanks bro

best if bread stay dead

>>9171635
mascots are forever young

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>>9180194
>>9171635
come on guys 36 isn't that old ;_;

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>>9180436
It makes her milf tier.

>>9185466
Too bad I'd have to wait some years until she's an oba-chan. That'd make my dick hard as diamonds.

>>9085540
is he doing the thing
is he doing the salt thing

i miss bluewave

>>9188186
whats bluewave?

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>>9188317
The team that preceded the Orix Buffaloes.

>>9188401
only kinda true, the buffaloes and the bluewaves merged and the name buffaloes survived the merge

>>9188449
but the mascots didnt?
shame, that blue guy looks cool

>>9188454
what

>>9188458
sorry i thought the mascot in that pic was a bluewave mascot. he seems cool

>>9188545
different guy, but I think that blue guy is from a brazilian team or something

>>9188573
it's cool he knows the ancient japanese tradition of kabedon

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>>9188545
The Bluewave mascots were Neppie and Ripsea. They replaced the old Buffaloes mascots Buffie and Falulu for a while until Bull and Bell replaced them all in 2011.

>>9188764
Those were awful and I'm glad they got rid of them.

>>9188773
yeah they were
i was talking about the actual team, not the mascots, when i said i miss them

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>>9188784
What makes you miss them?

>>9188113
Probably. People outside of 4chan have heard of memes, you know.

>>9189710
i want to molest cubby on public transport

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>tfw no cubby tsum-tsum plush

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found some cute Polly n' Frep art lately

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>>9192266

I can't keep this thread up for long here

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>>9193022
Your efforts are appreciated.

>>9194107
the way that black people open their mouths scares me

>>9194218
Are you really sure he's black? Looks more tan to me.

>>9192266
>>9192277
Can't help myself but check these dubs.

Super cute art, but who's the artist?

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>>9194218
Pretty sure he's Taiwanese.

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>>9188611
>kabedon
Is that what she meant by this


>>9194107
Does Bell look different here to anybody else? I can't really tell but her mouth seems different

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>>9195123
But then again she dosen't look different to me in this one.

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>>9196533
>>9196628
They sometimes alternate between masks. Often you might see Bell's mouth with either that familiar wide grin or with that smaller wedge-shaped mouth from time to time.

Semi-related, but I also noticed a similar thing once with Polly, where they had another mask that was built with her ears stretched out a little further. Pretty sure it isn't used much anymore, but I only have but few photos with that rare Polly mask.

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>>9196884
Maybe they sent a Bell body double because they can't risk Bell with gaijins

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Didn't see any real clear pictures of the Lina masks

>>9196978
2bh they literally just took a photo of Lina's actual mask and photocopied it into smaller, cheap dollar store-quality masks.

>>9199084
someone pls post more mascots with doggos

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>>9200211

>>9200370
big lion with a big boof, plenty cuddles to go around

>>9199084
cubby is too cute

oh shit bump

>>9207558
>flat as a board

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>>9207593
pls no bully

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>polly will never take you for a ride on her scooter

>>9208770
but ofc it's too fucking small so idk, maybe chain it to a wagon or something, but at a distance that still gives her foot room?

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>>9208789
you just have to squeeze together tight

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>>9209141
>tfw your sausage touches her buns

I'd literally be pouring out spaghetti everywhere but it's fucking worth it.

>>9210398
i think her cinnamon roll would get in the way before you got anywhere near her buns

>>9210624
Guess I'm down for some glazed cinnamon rolls then.

>>9212294
I unironically want to fuck Bull...

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He's a cutie.