JOI/JOE Thread #34! (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, A

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>>9017583
Reposting some previous stuff

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>>9017631

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>>9017645

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>>9017655

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>>9017665

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>>9017700

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>>9017715

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>>9017725
"remove the homo" edit

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would love something gay for this please and thank you!

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>>9017735

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>>9017748

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>>9017764

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>>9017772
Finally! That should do-ish for now!

Anyways, I've got tons of catching up to do, gonna look over some older shit over the next few days. I was hoping to touch even older stuff too like the Scarlet one (again) but it seems like fate always wants to distract me from those.

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Requesting a sequel to the Bastion JOI's from last thread, but this time the Bastion unit is getting taken advantage of and is unable to do anything about it.

Only thing I can think of is maybe have a "Lovers mode" switch on her back that someone turns on without her knowing, and then getting a good fucking from behind.

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I wanna see someone try to make some captions of this
Possible caption idea: You encounter this lugia gal that offhandedly mentions that her feet are sore
You then ask her if she wants a foot massage, with her accepting it either gladly or slightly embarrassed
As you're rubbing her feet she asks you if you want a footjob, and you accept
You then finally cum between her soft soles

>BONUS STUFF
I'd like to see some versions including some of the edits here: http://colordump.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sandals
And I'd like it if you include some dialogue involving the edit you picked for each version

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Reposting from last thread
>/r/ Arceus wants you to jerk off for her before you're allowed to put that hard cock into her divine depths.

>>9019534
Yeah, I'll be checking this out sometime. Anything related to divine beings getting hot and bothered for cock gets me hot and bothered too.

Celestia, Arceus, Amaterasu, etc.

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Requesting that Swampert starts out shy but becomes more slutty ad demanding as keep keep jacking off

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need more fortune cookie

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The Dark Sun Gwyndolin has become taken with you, as your service in dispatching evil and filthy invaders and dispensing justice has been true and trusted, she offers her body, even if she was born filled with energies of the moon, giving her breasts and feminine figure, even though she was born as a boy to you, trying to prove herself using her chest as a woman willing to do anything for someone she relies on so strongly. She asks if she can keep the mask/headdress on during it but promises to give you a really magical experience, using her moon powers and her small but extremely soft chest she pleases your cock in a way you could never imagine
over and over again

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Requesting Robin as the new crewmate under you as a Captain, she's noticed you spending all day shirking your duties to watch her ass swing to and fro while she wore skimpy outfits borrowed from your ship whores and this time she wants to make you an offer

she becomes first mate and you give up whoring with the dirty sluts that use your ship to get around, but in exchange you get access to her primo virgin boypussy, her convincing you that even though you're 'straight' she can turn you in a second once she takes you all the way to the base, and she does with a great deal of effort and moaning

bouncing in your lap and begging you to just grab her hips and fuck her, you ride it out hard and cum inside of her, sealing the deal

the reveal that they're a trap is supposed to be a surprise, and that they want you all to themselves as your first mate

if you feel like it, you can include a pun about giving up their virginity to become first mate since you're technically their first 'mate'

>>9021046
Damn, I forgot about this one. I might check it out tonight/tomorrow. I love me some Dark Souls.

>>9021347
thanks!

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Your wife is a long and heavy sleeper, and you remember her teasing you to just fuck her tits and let her sleep to deal with your morning wood as you decide to actually follow through on her offer.

>>9021118
>Robin
>virgin

lol

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>>9022306
Stop bullying my waifu.

>>9022306
desu does it really matter? she'd probably lie about it to get the first mate seat anyway so who cares?

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>>9023319
>Stop bullying my waifu.
>mfw

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Here's a request:
You go to a rave, meet a trashy slut (that may or may not be drunk/high as all hell) and she teases you for a bit before she convinces you to jerk it for her

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You, a former Imperial Gaurdsman who defected to the Greater Good and now serves amongst other humans in the Tau Auxiliaries, are visited in your quarters by a Tau Fire Caste member. Her La'rua (Fire warrior team) has been transferred to your planet help strengthen the defenses from a potential Ork attack.

She is incredibly fascinated by you as she has never worked alongside, nor even seen, the Gue'vesa before. She is particularly interested in human mating, as Tau reproduction is a strictly regimented and controlled process. She wants you to help her experience it, rationalizing it as a cultural exchange and that your status as part of the PDF would technically make you Human Equivalent of a Fire Caste member so it isn't really breeding out of her Caste.

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Having been captured, Tifa agrees to let you do anything to her if you'll let her go.

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Can I get a /ss/ Circus Baby abducting a child at a birthday party?

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Ta-da. Porn.

First a nazi rabbit.

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And now a smolccubus.

Sorry for just OCs today, was feeling lame so I decided to work on stuff for me. Hopefully I'll be up to completing your wonderful requests soon!

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Here's my contribution for tonight too. I have... stuff planned tomorrow.

>>9026312
Everything is better with Nazis!

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Animal Crossing always finds a way to show up in my captions.

>>9027294
No problem, hope it's alright.

Anyways, I'm heading to bed. Night, thread!

>>9027198
>>9027206
Love these, thanks dude!

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Who can help him add the story ~
please :3
(Transformation+Threaten?)

>>9027956
Yeah, I figured. I tend to not give feet enough love, I'll be sure to keep that in mind for future captions.

Anyways thanks!

>>9027206
I would give you a bj irl if you did this one >>9017744

>>9026336
damn, I really really want to *train* this succubus if you know what I mean.

>>9028100
Sure! It shouldn't be too hard.

>>9028032

I don't know what you mean.

Explain.

In detail.

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Exhibitionist cat girl in heat with a thing for humans flashes you on the street.

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She wants to give you some tittyfucking, in all 4 ways.

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>>9023853
>IG
>Defecting
>Mfw

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>>9025129
>>9025129

Hope you like. I already uploaded it to the booru. Edited the pic slightly.

>>9021118
Who's robin anyway?

>>9031716
Nico Robin from One Piece

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I'd love if somebody could make a caption with Undyne here if possible, please.

>>9033364
Yooo, we need more Undyne stuff.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember.

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I'd love to see a caption of this.

I'm thinking a competition between Ryuuko and Satsuki to see who can make you cum, or a cooperation between the two to get it done. Whichever you think is hotter.

Based on the characters I can see this being done as smug or tsundere or both. Your choice.

Thanks!

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bump

Requesting for more people to post pictures of the "ending" these scenarios gave them

The anon posting that picture of his glazed hand in the last thread was pretty hot

There was a pic posted a while back of a greenish bunny boi with a big ass and revealing pants a while back. Can't remember if it got captioned

Anyone got that one?

>>9030201
How about her teasing you and/or going on about giving you the best titjob you'll ever get?

>>9039492
I only send pics of me post cumshot to a specific captioner~

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Posting some edits for tonight. I might get around to posting new content later, but we'll see. I AM doing them, but I might sleep on them and edit them in the morning, we'll see!

>>9042483
>I only send pics of me post cumshot to a specific captioner~
*intense sweating*

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Whitney edit

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>>9028479
Feet-focused alternate edition! Hope it's up to snuff.

For the record, and this goes to everyone, don't be shy asking me to redo/edit/rework captions if it doesn't fit your tastes. I MAY take some time doing them, but I won't be offended, really.

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>>9044296
no male on male references

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more edits!

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here's a request: girl gets handcuffed, humiliated, and begs for you to not fuck her/cum inside her

>>9044461
>humiliating an anarchist slut
Damn, I love this.

(It also reminds me that I need to do that alternate caption for the racist bunny one, and that series request sometime)

Can people start tagging properly on the booru?

Anyone got those Miranda captions?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

OC's tonight. First, from the East.

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And something from out West.


Happy fappin'. Night y'all.

>>9044851
I will see later...
I'm not in home now

>-Booruchan

>>9044296
I just came from this. Fantastic stuff, loving to see Garvevoir like this.

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>>9046886

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>>9027198
Amazing stuff

>>9042483
Were you the anon who posted in the last thread?

>>9048381
nope

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>>9045655
BETTER DEAD THAN RED, COMMIE WHORE

>>9046767
>>9044528
Ah, that just reminded me. There was also a Judy Hopps series request where she gets TAMED. I need to take a look at that sometime.

>>9046439
>>9046817
>>9048005
You people are too kind. It's 90% the picture and 10% me metaphorically being the burner that's igniting the intense desires in your mind that are already there.

>Gardevoir
I have more planned for her, but they're mostly stuff to do on the side unless someone comes up with a request or scenario or whatever.

>>9046172
By the way, thanks again! The thread and booru is made dark without your presence.

On that note, I should help tag too sometime.

>>9045665
Mhmm, I love me some cowgirls

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>>9049821
>>9045655
>mfw when the caption cold-war begins

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morning bump

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Undyne and her sharksis get ultra competitive about their sexual prowess and challenge each other to see who can make the most guys cum

>>9052397
Does that shark have a name? She's pretty cute

>>9052955
I don't know, but isn't she the shark that keeps getting herself caught by a fisherman in a couple of caption in these thread?

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>>9026312
nice

>>9053169
I looked at the original picture on e621, and apparently they're not the same sharks (not that one with Undyne, the one where she's tied up, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

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>>9051900

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>>9056962

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>>9058256

>>9059606
Could there be a follow up? And what's the source of the pic?

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>>9059666
Part 2: http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=610
Part 3: http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=606
Part 4: image related

I'll try to find the source later.

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Small request, do you guys have any Mom-related captions, like this one?

>>9059796
Seconded. If anyone has Mom captions, please post them here.

>>9059796
requesting mommydom

boop

>>9027198
I want her to shit in my mouth desu

>>9065178
same

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For any birthday boys out there.

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>>9066217
And I edited the Lt. Fox caption. Enjoy!

>>9021046
Was working on this today but I couldn't finish it. Between doing some tax-work and [sekretspoiler]getting my balls drained to the point of passing out[/sekretspoiler] I'm a bit pooped.

I'll finish it up when I wake up tomorrow, I'm already more than halfway done. Sorry for the delay!

>>9066287
are you the american or the doggo?

>>9066630
I am the doggo.

>>9066991
jelly that i did not lewd you myself

>>9067051
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>9067190
i'll fight literally anyone to get that doggo boyhole all to myself someday maybe im lazy and sleepy goodnight

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Any chance for a caption?

night bump

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Requesting a caption for this one

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>>9069505

>>9059782
Thanks a lot, anon!

>>9045655
*helicopters*
>>9049821
*marries and has a nuclear family with*

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mornin bump

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>>9059606
>>9059782

>>9070895
Huh...I'm missing the blue one, anyone got it?

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I still hope that more with Eliza will be made at some point, that one was great

Autism

>>9059796
Anyone?

Fap

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>>9070908
Booru it's your answer, Anon...

>>9067258
Pistols at dawn it is. Name the place, and I shall fell you in honourable combat. My doggo's honour shall be preserved, I shall be victorious, and the world will be free of a ruffian such as yourself.
Good day Sir!

>>9071600
you would know

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hey, anyone have that joi of the scared up doberman antro?

>>9071024
Yeah, I was always slacking off since I was thinking about doing a story or something with it, but I guess I can do another caption since this character has tons of artwork.

Should it be heavy under the sheets mating, or continue with the sorta' tease-y/light-sex vibes that you kinda get from the first caption? I'll think about it too.

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>>9075114
?

>>9075135
>>9075135
Hmmm, honestly both sound good, is it possible to make it tease-y but also more mating? Like with a light mood in a way?

If you want to make a story with them though, it's fine, as long as you didn't forget!

>>9075165
Kinda like she wants you to get on top of her and wrap your arms around her waist to really, really give her some of your warmth.

Of course, now that you two are pressing your naked bodies together, now would be a good time to study some human biology!

Or something that carries a familiar tone to the first one.

>>9075212
That sounds good! But yeah, would it be possible to have the same playful tone of the first one? Like having her just really open and cute about it, if it makes sense?

>>9075235
Yeah, I got you. She'll be enthusiastic about it, but almost in a playful, innocent sort of way.

It'll be like you two were at a slumber party, and you were showing her the coolest toy ever, except she's not innocent and she does know what sex is. It's just that she considers it simple, typical behavior she should do with someone she likes and she's very energetic about it.

You'd have to pump a few loads into her before she's sweaty and warmed up, then she gives you permission to collapse on the bed with her arms tucked around your chest.

>>9075358
Yeah, that sounds great! Also, you're making Eliza even cuter and I didn't know it was possible, so congrats. I'll be waiting impatiently for the next part!

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Sun horse pls

>>9075212
>>9075358
Oh come on, this basically writes itself!

After a long shift, you head back to your shared bunk and one of two things happens:
Either she sleepily invites us into the bed because she wants our warmth, or
She's already hibernating because of the lack of heat and we slide in next to her to start warming her up.
Snuggles ensue from there, and things get to start steamy as our hands roam over her cool, smooth body. That'll really get her attention. Our erection poking into her belly doesn't help matter either. At this point in time though, we're so well accustomed to each other - so comfortable with each other - that she doesn't mind in the slightest.
With a coy blush on her face she'd let her own hands wander, settling them on our hips as she pulls us harder into her, our erection growing against her belly. While we've taught her plenty about humans and our sexuality and whatnot, the two of us haven made that leap yet. What better time than the present? We're hot and bothered, and she likes it when we run hot.
Cue totally innocent and loving sex as she slowly brings our hips together with her legs around our waist. Obviously we'd be belly to belly on top of her. What better position is there for sharing body heat? She'd whisper sweet nothings in our ear about how good we feel, how warm we are, how glad she is we're doing this as she rhythmically pumps us into her. Luckily, it feels AMAZING so we don't mind letting her set the pace and pull us into her as fast or slow as she wants.
As our sweat rolls down our body and she gets more active thanks to the excess body heat, we head for the finale. Wanting to pull out, she tells us to leave it inside so she can really feel our warmth deep inside her. She's looked into the matter anyway, so there's no risk of getting her pregnant. Probably... Maybe... Not that she'd mind if it happened though. She couldn't ask for a better human partner.
"Right Daddy?"

>>9075844
I've never been able to enjoy that artist's work. Nobody ever seems to be enjoying themselves.

>>9076109
because they are being fucked stupid

>>9076109
That's just cause you can't see her sopping, winking marehood right now.

Anyone got those full length fapfics that guy wrote

There were a couple of them

>>9075844
It's definitely on my "list". I love how this artist really shows these mares getting/about to get fucked. >>9076135 This works into it too. UNF.

>>9076020
Oh damn, that's lewd. I have no excuse NOT to visit Eliza again after getting all hot and bothered for her.

>>9077450
Lewd but tender, honeybun.

American here, I apologize for not bringing in last night's crop of porn. Work got to me and left me drained (in a completely different way than the Canadian doggo was.)

Hopefully I'll bring some good content to you nice folks tonight.

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>>9071024
Need a full of fic of this

>>9078262
True, Eliza as written by that anon is great

>>9078262
>>9078271
Yeah, I had it planned months ago but I'm a slacker in that regard. I'll do a caption with her sometime soon this week (I'm going through some older stuff atm) and then we'll see with writing up a fanfic.

I always love writing those, but never for this thread before aha.

>>9078611
Please do, if you find the courage to start it!

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requesting Melissa finding the viewer's porn history and taunting him for it while teasing him with her ass

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>>9076650

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>>9081010

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Is that Wakfu idea still on the queue?

>>9082520
Yeah, it should be, it's the in "catch up" section with the Scarlet requests and stuff. Doing a discord request atm, wouldn't mind those wakfu ones getting reposted.

>>9082520
i dig it

i rather liked their interactions together

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>>9082554
More a caption/fic than JOI. The two continue their drinking past the episode's ending and a drunken Amalia gets flirty in a corner of the busy bar.

I figure they start loud but as Amalia pops his dick out and thinks about what to do next, they keep talking to a minimum so not to alert the other people about what they're doing.

>>9075844
>>9062797
either one of these please

You guys saw nothing! *runs to edit them*

>>9069762
>>9069505
>>9017655

You're all doing God's work, anons.

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Alright!

Here's Gwyndolin looking to repay you for all the ears you've collected for the Blades of the Darkmoon.

I apologize in advance if people prefer her ol-timey-speak from the game, but I wasn't sure if it would have worked.

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And something from the Discord. Some horsecock dicksucking.

night bump! g'night!

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Howdy thread. It's your American speaking.

I apologize for the lack of content (goodness, I've missed two days now!) I hurt my foot at work, and it's been very difficult to focus on making enjoyable porn when my mind is focused on discomfort.

Thankfully, Canada-Chan seems to be keeping you all well occupied.

As a consolation, have something I made a while ago that I thought was just too damn corny to make public.

Goodluck, and goodnight thread.

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>>9069762
>>9069505
Got any more planned?

>>9049821
>There was also a Judy Hopps series request where she gets TAMED. I need to take a look at that sometime.
the what, got a link?

>>9088640
>tranny
and its shit, thanks for killing my boner asshole.

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>>9090541
Get well soon, American-kun.

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Some public Applz jacking off shy Anon pls

>>9091972
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8759774/#8849087
It was a request I wanted to do sometime.

>>9091657
Someone likes my shitty captions? Golly, I guess I'd better get to work!

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>>9088631
>>9088640
>>9090541

>>9088631
Hot damn, I love this shit

you're going to give me bruises on my cock anon

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Requesting this.

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REquest please!

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bump

>>9094675
Unf, those fucking legs...

>>9017583
Yes, more like this plz

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>>9103890
Uh...

I don't think this fits the "JOI/JOE" theme, dude...

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>>9104098
Fuck you, sfw captions are the best.

>>9104163
Why not post it in a caption thread then?

>Jerk off instructions
>Jerk off encouragement
>Jerk off captions

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>>9104189
Cause it's fun and makes me feel comfy!

>>9069505
>>9069762
These are fucking gold, Anon.

>>9026277
>circus baby
>hold up got my attention
>oh must be a request
>can i get a /ss/ Circus Baby abducting a child at a birthday party?
>/ss/
imma have to second this request

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Great White Sharks can live as far north as Alaska, so it makes sense to have some insulation.

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>>9105482
Shit, sorry. Wrong thread.

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How about one of Kawakami ordering you to ditch your classmate to come have some fun with her in her classroom?
Or something, I don't know I just think she'd be a fun subject

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>>9106425
Well either that pic or this one, whichever you think has more potential.
Or both, go nuts

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/r/ for meeting Urta in a back alley and jerking off together?

>>9094675
I was thinking more along the lines of AJ getting Anon encouraged to be a breeding stud. Her first step is getting him laid in public, with AJ asking around the women nearby if they want a real ride, and if they can hilt him like she can, they can get a creampie. Make it like a public contest or something.

>>9106944
"How 'bout her Anawn? Cheerilee might be gettin' on in years, but I bet that thick ass o' hers would feel mighty fine slidin' up and down this fat tree trunk. C'mon sugarcube, just pick someone already! Y'can't have a threesome without at least three people! That's just good old fashioned math.
You'd better hurry up, hon'. As much as I know you enjoy a good strokin', we BOTH know how bad you need a pussy and how bad I want to watch you break some lucky gal in! Now cmon, PICK!"

>>9106944
>>9107098
Mhmmm... this is tempting... I'll have to think about it. Busy doing other captions atm.

>>9106425
>>9106434

Something like...?
>Oh, hold up anon...
>You know, I couldn't help but notice that you were staring at me as of late during my class. Care to explain?
>Ahahaha; don't be silly! I'm just a old, mature teacher; why would such a handsome, young lad like yourself be interested in me?
>...Well, I can't argue with the fact I actually do act smarter than my "brain dead bimbo" students. You know, one of them actually just spent the time during a test drawing dicks on the answer sheet. Silly, right?
>Well, I must admit, it's nice to finally see a man who respects others, instead of those jocks pushing people down and demanding them to suck their cocks. Even some other teachers are willing to obey; really?!?
>You know, between you and I, I think we're the only two smart people here...
>You know, hold on, let me call the principal's office for a second..."This is Miss Kawakami. I would like to excuse Mr. anon for the rest of the day due to a health problem. I also would like to request to leave to take him home...thank you."
>Come; bring your bags. I think I know of a love hotel down the street...
>Oh, don't worry. Everyone else is too dumb to realize what we're doing. We're too good for them anyway...
>H-how about, we become lovers? Do, you want to be my boyfriend, anon? Please...
>Oh? Hugging me already...? Mmmhm; it does feel nice, huh. Nuzzling your head against my breasts...Ah, I take it that it's a yes than, huh?
>Ah, let us depart. We have the whole day ahead of us...my lovely boyfriend...
>God, leaving school early, dating a student of mine, and helping him ditch class for the rest of the day from his idiotical friends...
>I feel, so alive~
(1/?)

>>9107689
>Oh, hello, honey...
>Enjoyed the hotel's complimentary uniform? Figured I get myself dolled up for my smart lover...
>Aw, did you want to see me naked? Well, don't worry; I'll join in the showers after this~
>Oh, I can tell you like that. Do you like the idea of me fully naked, begging for you to release all of your cum into?
>...Oh? You much rather strip down nude with me, make out passionately and pound my wet cunt till we both cum?
>Hahaha; what a good answer! Even when making love to your teacher, your still a genius! You will make a great boyfriend, darling...
>But please; come hug your girlfriend teacher, anon! She has been longing for the love of a real smart man for so long...

>>9100451
Seconding.
Needs to be done bois

>>9107689
>>9107850
Well damn, that's some good stuff anon
Thanks for the effort

>>9026336
This is my favorite caption in weeks! I'd love it if someone could post similar captions.

>>9107850
>Ah; your body is so warm against mine...
>I can just feel your heart beating in your chest. It's, kind of nice, actually...
>Mmmhm...
>Ah, your lips taste so good...
>C-can I have more, anon?
>Ahh...thank you...
>Oh, I feel so wet right now...P-please anon; I want to feel your cock inside me, pounding my pussy...I want to feel your juices all inside my cunt...
>Oh, yes; yes! Like that, please...Keep on fucking me, honey...Keep on pounding my pussy...ah, the juices are spilling out...
>Please, cum; cum for me my student! Let me be your lover; your girlfriend! Just please, cum for me

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>>9108067

I'd be happy to make more like it, but I can only do that if you gave me an idea of what exactly you liked about it. Otherwise, I'm happy you enjoyed it.

>>9100451

I'll see about doing this tomorrow night.


Also, I'm back, I'm back. Here's your porn, you animals.

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Things like this almost make me want to go to a gym. Almost.

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>>9026312
BREH

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>>9104163
i approve of this image

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Here's something for the morning.

>>9023853
Was going to finish this tonight, but I think I'll get the editor to see it first today.

>>9069661
>>9075844
Might do either of these today too. Though I do want to go through my queue and see if I'm in the mood for some of those (I guess the Celestia one counts in that regard too).

>>9106434
>>9106425
Ditto. Especially since someone wrote something up for it. I'm going to read that now.

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>>9111259
Here are some requests for when you have time!

You wake up with Renamon after a long night of insane sex. She talks about how great you were, and how she's in love with you.

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This girl saw how big you are, and she's not going to let you leave until you cum for her. She talks about how she's going to sit on your face and make you eat her out after you explode because of how much you turned her on.

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Pic related is fucking huge and uses that to turn you on.

File size is too big on the next one, but: https://static1.e621.net/data/05/b1/05b130c38ca1c1e3828423c05a9ec6a7.png .

>>9111321
Already made... Just wait for someone to post it again.

>>9110087
Thanks dad <3
Now get back to work you fuck.

>>9111401
Yeah, I have it around somewhere since it's an old one, but if someone wants it remade then I'll consider it. It's a cute pic.

>>9111259
Not the original kawakami poster, but I think it may be better if she texts you while you're on a date with a girl your own she and convinces you to meet up with her.
What the other anon is really good, but that's my opinion. Feel free to discard it

>>9111259
OR here.
I love it, a lot!

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>>9103890
>fur tf
>muscle tf
>GENDER tf

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Requesting Goombella being in heat during the middle of a journey and needing to get fucked hard in order to be able to fight.

>>9111364
This

>>9106491
Just play CoC?

>>9111364
>>9111349

Seconding these, both awesome.

>>9114534
this is oddly really arousing

>>9117742
Nah, not oddly, the animation is pretty good, and the goomba is hot. I can look past mario, just because of these two things!

>>9114214
Aw, what's wrong? It's just a happy housewife! Sure, she may be a 7' tall, 500 lb bearded lion-man, but she just wants to please you!

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>>9118352

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>>9118960

>>9110087
I would fucking love some more "It's technically not cheating" kind of captions!

>>9118960
>>9119208
God is dead. Now we must dance the dance of the furry gods.

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>>9107689
>>9107850
>>9108660
>>9106425
>>9106434
Take two; now on a actual CPU and not my phone! Sorry if I talked too much during the writing; I just had some fun doing it.

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>>9124292
>My dick
Are you some kinda cock wizard

>>9124292
Just beginner's luck, I guess. I think I remember doing one for circus baby on /v/ some time ago, but that was just posting the picture by itself and doing the text in the post. Let me see if I can dig it up just to post content here.

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>>9124504
>>9124343
Whoops; dun goofed.

>>9124517
And, finding nothing. My give her a whirl once again one day if I see a good enough image...

>>9124292
Why isn't Anon capitalized?
Normally you'd say "stay behind after class," not "stay back."
Switch "as of late" and "during class": "...you were staring at me during class as of late."
An old, not a old. Why use both "old" and "mature" when they have basically the same meaning?
You're interested IN someone, not with.
Demanding she suck, or demanded she suck, or demand a dick sucking. You wouldn't use suckED at all here.
Even let him FILM it, not filmed.
The last time A student was so respectful.
Avoid /looking/ at her cleavage? Or is she actually advancing on him?
You don't need a semi-colon after god, and they cause her shirt to get SO sweaty.
I'LL take your hug as a yes. Or, I take your hug MEANS yes.
You're using semi-colons wrong again.
~~~
Commas are a bit of a mess here.
"Oh, hello dear! Thank you for letting me get changed. I wanted to thank you for agreeing to be my lover, and what's better than a hot, smart teacher in a lewd maid's outfit?"
"Do you like the idea of ME in MY maid outfit, washing you and kissing and rubbing every inch of your body?"
Re-read that sentence, you butchered it with typos.
You'D rather. You WOULD rather, hence the contraction.
"Oh? You'd rather have me nude when you give me passionate kisses as you fuck me senseless?" You messed up either the punctuation or the capitalization on "kissing."
Again, why isn't Anon capitalized? Again with the semi-colons.
Drag and poking don't jive. Either both end in -ing or not.

You're leaning WAY too hard on the semi-colons broski. Did you re-read this at all before making it? You also went onto the image with your text. Kudos for turning it into an image, but you could've and should've done better.

>>9107240
>>9107098
>>9106944
>tfw your idea is listened too.
Unf hype.

>>9110808
more like this please please please

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make something for this? thanks
also how does the booru work? is it updated automatically when threads are archived or is it user submitted?

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write something for this please.

night bump

morning bump

>>9085976
This is the true ship.

>>9017583
Why does no one post instructions or things

>>9104831
thirded

>>9129838
Seconding this, or alternatively have it so you're camping and the anthro deer dude stumbles upon your campsite looking for a fuck, getting turned on by the idea of a human pounding him and/or vice versa.

>>9132355
Yeah, I'll take a look!

>>9132594
>anthro deer dude stumbles upon your campsite looking for a fuck, getting turned on by the idea of a human pounding him
Really like this scenario

>>9129838
>>9132594
>>9134591
Guys, guys, what if
>The deer is some sort of forgotten pagan spirit (which explains his frankly unsettling expression), and you've wandered into his sacred grove
>You're not escaping without a belly full of hot, churning deer batter

>>9131869
I still love this one

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Please?

Alright, sorry for the lull in content today/yesterday. Got busy with some interview stuff, I'll be back later with some fresh content amigos.

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>>9133456
more fish waifu

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>>9133456
"bigger" version :d

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>>9130797
It is

>>9116007
No, Urta has been my waifu for a while.

>>9106491
Bump plis

>>9131876
They're on the JOI booru.

>>9140505
>>9140616
Why not go play CoC? It's got all the Urta content you could want, and it's more "canon" than anything anyone here would write...

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I feel like someone might have requested this one already, but I don't have it so...

Gonna request some gay shit! Maybe an early morning or late night setting?

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>>9142270
Also this one! Making Eskimo sisters is hot.

>>9142270
Boo, at least give us some nudity! A dripping cock! Spread cheeks! Something!

Feels more like a photo shoot to me. We've been instructing him all day, taking some great shots, getting him to strip for us as he eyes the growing tent in our pants. He's the best model we've had in ages, but the wry smile on his lips is a little off putting.
"What is he smiling at?"
Little do we know we're fully erect as we snap picture after picture.
Eventually of course, we'd have to ask the question, and he'd be all too eager to point it out. Flattered that we took such an interest in him without making a move like some kind of creeper, he'd probably be willing to help us jerk off.
Maybe add some photos to our "private" collection?

>>9142676
I could see that! To elaborate more on my original thought, I was thinking it would be a situation where he's half asleep and doesn't feel like straight-up sex so he's ordering us around on how to get ourselves off.

Really though, anything with this picture would be great because the picture is so hot and adorable at the same time and asdfghjkl

>>9102539
>PENIS STATUS: ERECTUS

>>9142775
Of course, he's got other studios to visit and the clothing is on loan. We couldn't REALLY do anything together. At least, nothing that would leave a visible mark... We'd have to settle for our own hand, at least until he comes back later, after his working day is over.

>>9021118
bump

>>9143835
>ywn anxiously await the arrival of.a cutie snow leopard boy
Life is suffering

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>>9100451

Here's a request.

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>>9111364

And another request.

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>>9023853
Finally finished the Tau one. I won't lie, I stumped myself a bit here, but I think it turned out pretty good (albeit very long).

>>9145918
I cannot live without the dragon pusspuss~

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And something from the Discord.

Tomorrow seems to be the thread's end, so I'll hopefully be able to work on the captions I've been holding out on lately. Been busy with job interviews and the sort, but I SHOULD be free tomorrow for some good stuff.

Namely, I want to work on the Celestia one, but others are on the bucket list too.

>>9145918
>If I just pressed my flank into your lap and surrounded your member with my sex, you would cry out and climax in an instant.

That dragon just got a new sex toy.

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Requesting this with this pic, male on male prefered but I won't be picky with whatever gender you pick

>>9147875
>male on male prefered

Seconding this.

>>9146867
>start calling your cock the greater good cause I'd do anything for it
My sides have ascended to the side of the god emperor himself

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>>9075135
Well, last time, I started, you finished: want to do that again?
---
"Oh roo-mie"
"It was Sooooo mean of the Captain to schedule us on opposite shifts like that. I feel like It's been *forever* since I last felt your warmth."
"Only three days? Might as well be forever. I have fifteen minutes, right now, nobody will be in the canteen. I ran back here to see you. Now, don't make me beg."
"I love a quick learner. Look at you, already stripped to the waist, and I can practically feel your heat from over here. Hold me roomie..."
---
Well, I have to leave for work now. Pick this up and run.

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>>9146897

Ponies. Always ponies.

>>9146867
The text is a bit small and difficult to read, but I loved it all the same.

>>9146867
Also, I feel the need to point this out, Humans are bigger than Tau males on average.

>>9146867
This is Beautifully heretical. Thank you anon.

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Is there any captions for Susie? If not, here's one to wrap your imagination around. Perhaps she's experimenting on something? Or maybe it's related to Quid Pro Quo.

>>9149939
I'm working on fic

>>9149939
Sure, I'll read this over later and see what I can do with it, thanks!

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I'd love to see one of Asuka teasing some guy who whips it out and she tries to act all mature because she's obviously seen tons of dicks in her life. The guy starts jerking off in front of her and she gets so turned on she starts to touch herself until she either
a)begs the guy to cum on her
b)begs the guy to fuck her
c)latches on to his dick and sucks his soul out through his urethra
At the end she blames him for turning her on so much and says he better do something about it.

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pic related. i would like to request this picture with something along the lines of "you looked up our skirts" and the finish would be
A) begs the guy to cum for them
B) begs the guy to cum with them
C) asks the guy to fuck them

>>9153879
this is pretty hot

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Requesting Rule 63 roger smith/ aka Laura Vanderbooben
coxing Steven smith /you to fuck her senseless. succeeding and Knocking her up so Stan/You can't kick her out

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>>9146897
>Been busy with job interviews and the sort

Alright, I'm back. Gonna post some content in a bit and then make a new thread.

>>9158611
Heeey thanks!

>>9150606
>>9150707
>>9151504
And thanks to you guys too!

>The text is a bit small and difficult to read
Yeah, it was something that bothered me too. I might see if it's possible to fix later.

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>>9094675
>>9106944
>>9107098
>>9107240
This pic could be an add on to the idea, with AJ finding her friends out and about only to introduce Rarity to your cock.

>>9162765
Posting this from a guy who trained with actual police dogs.

>His head snapped to, and he locked eyes with me. Mouth closed, deadly still, for a split second. In that moment, all of my excitement and interest in the training vanished to be replaced by abject fear. The way he looked at me, I can't explain it. To have an unquestioning and singular purpose, with no hesitation. A known and named adversary. It must be bliss. I was his focus. It didn't last long, our personal exchange, as an instant after he saw me, he exploded into the air, and grabbed my arm. With a stunning strength, given his size, and a spastic, jerking motion, he ripped, tore, and forced me off of the fridge, out into the open middle of the room, and onto the ground. I was subdued, as though held by a professional wrestler. Every twitch I made, he clamped tighter on my arm, to the fact that I felt a tremendous and painful pressure straight THROUGH the tremendously thick bite-suit. Have you ever had the sudden and complete realization that you were bettered? Physically dominated, and no longer in command of your own fate. It most likely happens day to day more often than we'd like to admit, but to be presented with it, eye to eye so to speak, in the form of a stronger, faster, more predatory creature... it was a hell of an experience...

Replace "Actual dog" with "Attractive anthro with human intelligence" and this picture becomes a lot hotter.

>>9163950
You're right, that's really fucking hot

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Show me what you've got

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My kingdom

>>9165752
Oh damn, I need to touch this sometime. It's hitting all my weak spots

>>9166289
>>9166289
>>9166289
New thread! Kick the Canadian captioner in the balls for forgetting to do your request edition.

>>9103890
More FTM TG/TF Captions?