ITT: Pokemon are real. What is your favorite passtime? Rul

>>9017123
im gay

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>>9017064
i'll go too
>she hops on max's back and holds thightly
>>9017008
>>9017033
yeah let's go

>>9017123
Thinking about life

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>>9017123
(This.)

>>9017033
Arright, just take it ea-

>>9017055
FAK FAK FAK THAT AIN'T EASY

>>9017102
NEITHER IS THAT FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS UP TODAY

>>9017064
LIL' FAKKEN HELP HERE FIRST

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>>9017111
Nah. Not unless you say the magic word~

>>9017123
i want to kissjij

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>>9017070
...Looks edgy as shit.

>>9017111
NO

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>>9017102
>>9017162
>>9017169
READY FOR TAKE OFF
>Internal YES at having Clover ride you

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>>9017173
>groan
okay
why are we even here
are we killing candela
>>9017191
yes

>>9017123
Thinking about death.

im gay

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>>9017212
Nah, you just said you wanted to see hell. We're in hell. Time to leave.
>Whistle casually and do a 180
>>9017191
It is edgy. Candela is edgy. She'll probably kick my ass for that comment.

>>9017123
>roll to delet self

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>>9017212
NO. AND NO MURDER

>>9017254
...Sir. This is absurd.

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>>9017254
oh
hell sucks
>fidget in his arms
>>9017300
boring
youre so boring

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>>9017205
Arright, lemme get mah lobstah up.

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>>9017169
>Pained whimpering
Arceus...why?
What did I do?

>>9017162
>>9017205
>Lobster goes limp, groaning

>>9017317
>>9017338
>Whimpering from lobster

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>>9017205
>clover readjusts herself holding tighter and resting her head on his back
>>9017317
Yeah we will arrive there in an instant
>>9017338
Don't worry shelldon we will get there as soon as possible

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>>9017338
>>9017347
Troppo puro per questo mondo peccaminoso.
>smooch the shelldon
>attempt to comfort

>>9017375
Right. Less get movin'

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>>9017317
>>9017338
>>9017375
GO
>Begin flapping

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>>9017300
Yep. Sure is.
>>9017304
Duh. Hell sucks 'cause Candela sucks. Team Instinct ftw. Whaddya guys wanna do?

>>9017393
>pet birb

>>9017255
>tfw immortal
I know that feel

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>>9017401
Go someplace not made of suffering and death

>>9017300
And you're a suicidal nymphomaniac. So I win.

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>>9017401
go someplace made of suffering and death
>>9017434
at least im not gay

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>>9017398
QUIT RUSHIN' ME I'M COMMIN'

>>9017405
>happy borb sounds
WAIT, NO, LATER

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>>9017393
>Slightly calmed
>Still whimpering and temporarily blind

>>9017375
>Affirmative groan

>>9017398
>Try to stay still and not writhe in pain

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>>9017434
>>9017463
.... right. Can you guys eat?

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>>9017470
>>9017483
>Fly faster towards the pokecenter

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>>9017463
That's a lie and you know it.

>>9017619
...Whatever the other one says next is probably impure and a lie.

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>>9017483
>grab lobstah
>Brave Bird out the window

>>9017641
>attempt to keep pace
>bit difficult considering a limp lobster weighs more than a snugly orchid

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>>9017619
you can eat our cock
but yes
>>9017646
bite me

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>>9017641
>>9017684
>Hold onto birds
>Whimper

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>>9017646
Cool. So if he says yes do you guys wanna get McDonalds?
>>9017685
... what cock? I only saw that slit. Crack. Thingy.
>Resist urge to poke it

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>>9017685
Would if I could.

>>9017779
Well. We're already dead. Not like it's going to kill us again.

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>>9017779
mcdonalds is okay
slit
yes
>>9017819
youre gay
>bite the other half

i wish borb was my dad

>>9017864
I wish i was never born

>>9017864
i can't into parenting, sorry fampai

rocc cocc

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>>9017684
>>9017745
>Last digit of post+5 until Pokemon center

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>>9017841
How is that a cock.
>>9017819
No, but you might just hate it.
>Roll to find the nearest McDonalds

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>>9017745
>[FAK internally]

>>9017924
>remember mid-flight that we own a jeep
>too late now
SSSSHHI-

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>>9017841
That's lewd, stop it.

>>9017956
I already hate everything else. How bad could it be?

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>>9017956
it is a cock
trust me
>>9017992
should we show him our cock

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>>9017992
Hm. Well, what are you ordering?
>>9018002
I'm... Prrrrrrettyyyy sure a slit doesn't count as a cock.
>Roll for willpower

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>>9018002
You're going to show him no matter what I say

>>9018076
Uh... Guess the buttermilk chicken sandwich looks okay.

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>>9018076
oh well
weak
lamb, herbs and unleavened bread
>>9018107
maybe

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>>9018107
Alright. You want a drink and fries or just the sandwich?
>>9018158
.... this is a McDonalds. They don't have lamb.

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>>9018158
There is no maybe and we both know that.

>>9018199
Hm. No drink. Water and rocks don't mix. Maybe a small fry.

>>9017884
What If I parent you? ;)

>>9017977
>>9017924
>Lobster groaning
>Can't see anything right now

>>9018229
not into that, sorry lad

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>>9018233
HOLD ON
>Land near the front door of the Pokemon center
WE'RE HERE

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>>9018199
>stare at the menu
...a cheeseburger?
>>9018221
heh
>lick

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>>9018233
FAK HANG ON WE'S AT THE PLACE NOW

>>9018248
What if he was your master? I know you're probably into that.

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Does anyone know anywhere decent to train?
...Potentially to get myself a Ferroseed too?

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>>9018274
>>9018308
Thanks...
Ugh...

delet jiji

>>9018428
>delets u

>>9018372
...Okay, getting warmer.

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>>9018298
>>9018221
Here we gooooo.
>Order: placed
>Rolling for how long it takes

>>9018446
This isn't the guy trying to court you, but I know you're into that kinda stuff. Collars and junk.

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>>9018397
>Lead him inside the center
JUST A LITTLE CLOSER

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>>9018274
>clover is holding tightly max's bavk with her eyes closed
Did we get there yet?

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>>9018485
Obliged.

>>9018298
N-NANI SORE?

>>9018506
(Well that's just lewd. True. But also lewd.)

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>>9018485
woo
>bored rock noise
>>9018568
entertain me

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>>9018590
...What kind of entertaining are you wanting?

>>9018568
Well yeah that's kind of the point. You know you want someone to stick a leash on you.

>>9018632
...True.

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>>9018568
>>9018590
>Plop the bag of McDonalds food on the rock
Quit it, there's kids here.

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>>9018630
why dont you w-
>>9018678
oh
>figure out how this cheeseburg works

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>>9018678
>obtain sandwich
>quietly nom

>>9018710
Flip it. You start from side, not the bottom.

>>9018671
Nice.

..Same, desu.

>>9018769
Good taste.

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>>9018374
Well I'll just go fuck myself.
>Head off to Unova.
>Look for spikyseeds.

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>>9018801
>>9018374
Try Chargestone Cave while you're going there.

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>>9018855
THANK YOU. Much appreciated.
>Head off to Chargestone.
>Look for dem spikyseeds.

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>>9018397
>Support lobster with entire hollow-boned body
C'mon, we're almost there

>captcha: select all crabs

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>>9018534
T-thanks...
>Whimper

>>9018922
>Lobster stumbles inside, supported fully by bird
>Roll for staff attentiveness
>Evens, they offer aid immediately

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>>9018710
>>9018759
So... How does the sharing body thing work? Who controls what?

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>>9018563
YES

>>9019034
>Yell for help anyway
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

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>>9018759
ok
>munch it from the side
ill tell you what else i start from the side
>>9019072
we share
it depends

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>>9018563
SEI

>>9019034
>yell for help anyway
GETCHA FAKKEN ASSES OVERHERE'S OR I'S SWEAR TO FUG I'MMA MAKE THE SAINT VALENTINES MASSACRE LOOK LIKE A FAKKEN PICK-NICK AT FIRE ISLAND YA DIRTY FAKKEN JAY BAS-TAHDS

>>9019072
>that pic
This is driving me bananas

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>>9019091
>>9019157
>Workers squint at yelling birbs
>Take seafood special to the back
>Roll for effectiveness of procedure

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>>9019072
I have no idea. Depends on who's trying to do what and how bad the other is trying to stop it. Or just luck.

>>9019113
...What else?

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>>9019175
Sounds like you're in a pickle!
>>9019113
>>9019192
Aw, now I'm curious too. What else do you start from the side?

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>>9019192
>>9019229
...

cock

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>>9019229
Co-

>>9019257
Yes. That.

Sup /par/.
I got a problem, my Frogadier's sick as fuck.
Bloated, lethargic, and he won't battle at all, regardless of whether he's looking at a Bug Catcher's shitmon or an actually on-par opponent.
Anybody got tips for how to get him back on his feet?

>>9019652
Give him a few days, maybe he just needs some rest.

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>>9019185
>Shelldon is guided out with bandages on his eyes
Well...nothing permanent.
But won't be seeing much today.
Everything's blurry until the meds wear off.

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>>9019652
Are you overworking it? Sometimes I overwork my pokes but that sounds bad.
>Rolling to find the spikyseed.

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>>9019672
Fakkin cheap-ass doctahs...
>cuddle blind lobster

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>>9019652
It sounds like the environment you are in is too cold for a Frogadier. Bloating is a result of his body storing food as fat for hibernation. I would suggest heating packs.

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>>9019091
okay that was amazing
even if a bit scary
>>9019672
i'm relief that you are okay shelldon

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>>9019257
>>9019496
... well then. That answers my question!
Whaddya two wanna do? Cross region sightseeing? We can sign all of the landmarks.

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>>9019719
>Tightly hug back, comforted
Let's go home...
I could use a relaxing soak, to be honest.

>>9019757
Thank you for helping me.

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>>9019496
yes
>>9019787
sure why not

will there be


cock

>>9019671
>>9019694
We've been training pretty hard, but there's no way that's it. The rest of the team's not throwing in the fucking towel, why's he so special? Maybe I overfed him, he packed away a meal that would make my Mawile think twice recently.
>>9019751
Fine, I'll get him warned up, see if that gets him back in fighting shape.

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>>9019787
Sure. Sounds like something that won't kill us.

>>9019831
No. No cock.

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>>9019811
i didn't do much
it was all clancy and max who helped
they are the ones who deserve praise

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>>9019811
Arright, just hol' on and we'll get you set up when we get home.

>>9019908
Ay, you were there when we's needed you's. Helluva lot more than a lotta peoples would do.
>pat flower

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>>9019883
hi helo
i giv birbcare for the health, warm up and snuggle friend better
pay me in bagle plese

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>>9019672
BETTER THAN BEING BLIND
OR DEAD

>>9019757
ANY TIME

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>>9019831
I guuuuuess? Depends, are you looking for cocc in general or....
>>9019892
How does a ghost die

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>>9019883
Alright, hoping that works for you.
>Rolling to ball the spikyseed.

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>>9019892
but
cock
>>9019985
yes

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>>9019950
maybe some other time we could fly just the two of us
it will be romantic
>>9019947
thanks you for yor consideration
at least we know that shelldon is safe and that is all that matters

>>9019948
Shitposting me as a pokemon? That's meta.
If you're really serious about sending your bird over here, kid, I'll give it a donut or something.
>>9019986
It better.

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>>9019985
Yes.

>>9020014
No. No butt cock. That's how we got cracked the first time.

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>>9020046
Tell me, what is in your self?

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>>9020046
Hey, where do you come from? Just a question.

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>>9020046
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Why you not give Anomalesia a donut??

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>>9020046
ok i come over for sing and bagle and warm

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>>9019908
Thanks anyways...

>>9019947
Alright...
>Support self on bird

>>9019950
Yeah...
Could be worse.
>Nervous laughter

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>>9020062
>>9020014
You two are so descriptive.
Let's go.
>Pick rock back up
>Hopefully don't accidentally the crack
First stop.... Lavender Town!

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>>9020062
well
i cant help it
>>9020217
yay death
>lewd rocc noise

>>9020094
You mean besides a burning desire to kick ass?
Mostly battle tactics and the who's who of Hoennian industry.
>>9020111
Hoenn originally, now I'm on the road in Unova.
What about you?
>>9020115
Uhh, can someone tell me what I'm looking at and where it is? My dex is throwing error messages, which means this is either a prank or a golden opportunity.
>>9020119
North edge of Castelia.
I'll be waiting.
( You get a bad feeling about this guy. Safe money says turn around. )

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>>9020217
Oh boy. More dead things.
>lewd rock sounds
WATCH THE SLIT

>>9020237
Yes you can.

>>9020252
>Not doing GM tensions with green text
(Oh you)

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>>9020129
you're welcome shelldon
i'll go buy a first aid kid for the keep
so everyone wait a moment
>the last digi is the ammount of first aid kits she buys
>0=10

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>>9020252
Hoenn? Neat.
Orrescum here, lived here all my life. I was fortunate enough to go to one of the nicer schools though.

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>>9020252
>(Fuck it, I'm in.)

>Bird's Rights Fletchinder lands nearby and hops over.
Hi hello
Who I need to snug for bagel
I swaer this not lewd at al
Even tho i the hottest

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>>9020129
>pet lobster

>>9020312
Arright, be careful. This place makes me twichy.

>>9020344
Huh. I was talking business with an Orrean guy at one point. Word from my father's circle of associates is that you have some interesting ways of amplifying a Pokemon's power.
>>9020368
>Shitmon Deleter: point the bird at the bloated Frogadier in his hotel room.
>Fish out a stale donut.
>>9020344
Anyways, there's a Fletchinder that just hopped into my hotel room. I'm gonna dex-scan this thing, there's about a 50/50 chance this thing's not a shitmon and therefore worth adding to my team.

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>>9020129
>>9020312
>Waits

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>>9020252
Am Anomalesia!!!
Staying at Virbank for now!!
Radio Tower!!

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>>9020389
>Locals stare suspiciously at the group
>Comforted by pets
>>9020460
Let's...go home now.
I might need help, though.

>>9020312
That's a good idea.

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>>9020252
You seems to be of the ambitious self
But are the other selves and their shells close to you up to the task?

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>>9020453
Yeah I'm sure I could probably point you their direction.
Pff, good luck with that, I gotta get a new bit of kit set up.
>Rolling to do some Work.

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>>9020453
>BEST BIRB: SNUG SICK FROG
>Flame Body: a best
Frog is warm up now
I best and hansomest doctor
Even withh no hands

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>>9020272
>>9020237
Whoooooops. I accidentally the bad touch. My bad.
>Hand isn't moved
Hey, think any of your relatives are here?

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>>9020389
>>9020481
alright i'm back
i think two first aid kits are enough for us
and they have lots of stuff in it
>she giggles
now we have something in case of any accident
>>9020460
>clover hugs her boyfriend
max, i think it's time for us to go home

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>>9020612
HOP IN

>>9020481
HOLD FAST, WE'RE TAKING OFF SOON

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>>9020272
i might
>>9020603
maybe
probably not
i think i lived in sinnoh

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>>9020481
>ignore locals
>too busy snugging a shellfish

>>9020612
Noice.

>>9020637
Arright, let's head outta here's.

>>9020498
They'd better be, or they won't be with me much longer.
>>9020540
Fuck yeah, man. Thanks. Once I get my last team slot filled, I'll hit you up.
Speaking of which, lemme scan this Fletchinder, they got niche uses...
>>9020574
>Flame Body
Fuck.
/par/, I flipped a coin, and it came up wrong, Gale wings would've made this Fletchinder not a shitmon.
Welp, looks like it's deletion time.
Go, Gengar!

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>>9020603
Doubtful. I was from... Ransei I think?

>>9020651
>squint

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>>9020637
okay, honey
>clover kisses him on the beak and goes to hop on his back and hugs him tightly
i'm ready
>>9020670
now we are ready to go

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>>9020704
WHAT WHAT
WHY YOU DO THIS I HELPING
WHY FIGHT??

>Birb uses Ember!
>[L25, no EVs.]

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>>9020670
>BEGIN FLYING HOME
>Back to the keep in last digit posts

>>9020830
>0 Atk Fletchinder (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 12-15 (12.3 - 15.4%) -- possible 7HKO
>Gengar reels, and cackles. [86%]

Gengar, use Toxic. Don't let it run.

Fuck, /par/, you have no idea how disappointed I am right now. Thought I had a sixth 'Mon, now I gotta delete.

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>>9020704
Alright, man.
>Rolling to get on some more work.
>>9020880
Brutal.

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>>9020880
Your self is despicable.

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>>9020880
>Bird is poison!
why tho
it not becaus i naket and handsom is it???
stop plese!!
>Bird use Ember again!!

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>>9020880
Hello???
Why delete??

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>>9020612
That's good. Thanks, Clover.

>>9020670
>>9020851
>Hold onto birbs

>>9020891
That's life, man. You want pics?
>>9020935
Fuck off, cuck.

>>9020938
>>0 Atk Fletchinder (No Move) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 12-15 (12.3 - 15.4%) -- possible 7HKO
>Gengar flinches in pain as the poisoned bird coughs a shower of embers onto it. [72%]

Gengar, Shadow Ball this shitmon. Try to hold back, I want to finish it myself.

>248 SpA Life Orb Gengar Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Fletchinder: 144-172 (197.2 - 235.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9020946
Because that's what you do with shitmons.
Not like they're good for much else except road food.

>>9021034
So you are a murderer
Are you planning to kill this pokemon too?

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>>9021034
Yeah why not dude?
>Rolling for more work,

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>>9021034
Not true!!
Every Pokemon is good for something!!!
Like contests!!
Pokeathlon!!
Little Cup!!
Egg hatching!!
You probably good for less than a "shitmon"!

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>>9020851
>holds tightly on max's back

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>>9021034
>( Holy FUCK. What level is this Gengar!? )
but i help... why...?
>The Fletchinder falls to the feather-strewn hotel room floor, one wing broken and totally defeated.

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>>9021034
Even the lowliest Ratatta's self is worth your self a hundred times over.

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>>9021034
>covers Mort's eyes
Wow. I screw dead things and this is too creepy.

>>9021034
>>9021163
>ray

>>9021220
>calling someone out

>>9021220
(We know but stop.)

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>>9021022
>>9021142
WE'RE HOME

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>>9021255
...Dat was fast.

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>>9021086
Fuck it, I'll post video and do you one better.
>>9021082
Take a look, cuck. I'm uploading the video now.
>>9021122
Are you a Karenite, or just a Plasma wannabe?

>>9021163
>Gengar [Level 35] backs off, as Shitmon Deleter brings out a butcher's knife.
>Recording Start
>Shitmon Deleter grabs the downed Fletchinder, throws it into the bathroom, then slowly and ineptly hacks Bird's Rights Fletchinder's head off.
>Uploading deleted.mp4
Another day, another victory.
>>9021182
>>9021190
Fuck off.

>>9021255
>faildubs
>you have to sneeze
>but it's stuck up there

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>>9021255
>still holding on
i know we are already here but i want to stay here for some time
you are so fluffy honey
it's comfortable

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>>9021299
Brutal...
>Go over the video a few times.
>Rolling to glean any useful details.

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>>9021299
......whoa.

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>>9021299
Don't know a "Karenite"???
Is it a Mega Stone??
Oh!!!
Know Plasma!!!
Friends work for Plasma!!
Like Plasma!!

>>9021357
Hey Mr. Doggo. Do you know what a "Pokeball Code" is?

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>>9021299
Wow. Rude. Fine then, have fun with your jacked up IVs.

>hop in the spook wagon and spook away

>>9021339
>Well, you've got that he's got a Frogadier, a Gengar, and a Mawile, and that he's an incompetent disgrace with a knife.
>Also, he's in a nondescript hotel room.
>>9021348
Should've rolled with me, then you could be in on this.
>>9021357
Well, fuck me, I guess. So much for that plan.

Anyway, I'm gonna feed this waste of space to my team and call it a night.
Shitmon Deleter, out.

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>>9021255
>>9021286
We're home...?
...
Alright...

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>>9021378
Hello??
Yes??
What a Pokeball Code????
Don't know it!!
>>9021459
Plan??
What plan???
Anomalesia like plans!!

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>>9021459
You just made the top of my list with that, human. I do hope you enjoy surprises.

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>>9021299
>>9021459
Your self is worthless.
Your shell a waste of space.
May the destruction of your shell and self befall soon.

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>>9021459
Damn.
>Jot down some notes anyway.
>>9021496
Eh, don't worry about it. How strong are you?

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>>9021568
Am strong doggo!!!
Level 100!!!
Fight Ultra Beasts!!
KILL ULTRA BEASTS!!
Defend friends!!

>>9021299
what scum
killing an innocnent pokemon
i hope you rot in the distorcion world

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>>9021459
>>9021299
That's... utterly sickening.
I hope you get what's coming to you.

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hello everyone
im feeling sick today
but
i ssang you a song
>uploaded song.wav
hoope you all llike it

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>>9021693
i... like it...
it's.... a pretty... song

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>>9021597
Fuck, you're tough then.
What's an Ultra Beast?
Can you tell me what those are like?
>>9021693
Oh, man, that's cute. What has you sick?

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>>9021459
Oh hey, my feeds go upda- oh. Wow.

LAAAAAAMP. GET THE 40oz. MISS CAM NEEDS TO FORGET THE LAST HOUR OF HER LIFE.

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>>9021693
...
That's a nice song.
Thank you.
I hope you feel better.

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>>9021754
>SMASH THAT MF 40OZ DOWN FOR HER
>Sob in the corner

>>9021529
Hell yeah.
>>9021536
>>9021610
Come over here and do it yourself, faggots.
>>9021632
Yeah, ye- HOLY SHIT.
TEAM, ROLL OUT NOW.
Time to call a friend, see if I can get an IP trace!

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Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

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>>9021720
thank you
sorry i was sleeping so long are you okay??
>>9021735
i went to get cleaned
i feel better but
im still a weird color
>>9021774
thank you!!

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>>9021805
>begin locating
hehehehe... This is going to be fun i swear.

>>9021808
No. I do not have the guts to hear it.

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>>9021775
>hug lamp
Shhh. He's in a better place now. With lots of bagels. I think. Maybe it's bagons. Or bacon. Nnno wait, that's just Yvetal. Hi Yvetal!

...Full disclosure, I'm kinda blasted already and I might not even have the right fletchinder.

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>>9021875
>SOB INTO HER SHIRT
>DEAD INSIDE LAMP NOISES

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>>9021832
it's fine...
you are happy.... i am happy...
>hugs
...
i'm... okay...

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>>9021735
Ultra Beast!!
Monsters!!
Super powerful!!
Very dangerous!!
Take control of people!!
Destroy mountains!!
KILL!!!

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>>9021872
Does your self require assistance?

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>>9021808
Sure, anything to lighten the mood here?

>nudge lamp
Lighten? Light? La- ohkay nope, that's not working.

>>9021891
Oh, oh boy uh... huh. For someone that hangs around dead things all day you'd think I'd be better at this sorta thing...

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>>9021805
Yeah, whatever.
You aren't the first to try.

>>9021832
How are you doing?
Sandgem town is really nice. Visited it earlier.
The humans here are...kind. They seem a little surprised at my presence, but the few trainers here have no hostile intent.

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>>9021950
That's the spirit.

also, nice.

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>>9021832
Huh. I might know a way to fix you up.
Later, though.
>>9021941
Okay they kill people, take control of them and destroy mountains... What do they look like?

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>>9021872
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN POSSESSION OF GUTS. IRONICALLY, YOU WERE AT YOUR MOST GUTLESS WHEN YOU STILL POSSESSED YOUR INTESTINES.

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>>9021911
just okay??
are you sad??
>>9021975
see!! humans are very nice
i havent met any mean ones
>>9021985
oh!!!!! tell me please please!!
later is okay!!

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>>9021985
Hello??
Yes??
Ultra Beasts all look different!!!
Seven kinds!!
Mouth!!
Origami!!
Plane!!
Tree!
Skinny bug!!
Grape bug!!
Jellestrial!!

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>>9021950
>LOUD LAMPLIKE SOBBING

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>>9022009
Yeah I'll see about something.
>>9022041
>Take down notes.
>Addendum: These are from a dog, anyone who reads this please take this with a saltshaker or two.
What do you mean by Jellestrial?
>Image attached.
Like this?

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>>9022009
a bit... sad...
you... are the only... one i know...
no family...
no friends...
but... i have you...
are... you my friend...?
if i'm... bothering you....
i can.... dissapear

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>>9022047
poor guy
i wish i was there to make you feel better

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>>9022102
thank you!!!
>>9022108
of course we are friends
>he hugs Z
but but but!!
if you ever dont want to be friends thats okay
im not mean!!

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>>9022102
>AGGRESSIVE HYENA SOUNDS AT THE COMPUTER
Yes!!
UB!!!
Dangerous!!
Bad stings!!
Bad tentacles!!
Mind control!!

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>>9022009
I was still a bit on edge, but they shattered my expectations, honestly.
It seems to me that the more...hostile trainers tend to stick around the towns with gyms.

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>>9021992
>sips some ice cold water

Who needs em?

>>9021942
Yeah we are starting to get ḧ͈̥̞́͊̊ͩù̴̝͎̝̞̹̂̔ͧ̌̂ͣn̮͎͈̤͈̤̖̔ĝ͖̳̥̺̱̌ͭ͆r̨͙͎̦ͫ̔̾ͯ̾͑ͮy͎͓̜̙̹̘̲̝̤ͣ̒̇̋͐̏̉ͨ͠ͅͅ

>>9022184
>tentacles
>mind control
Sounds pretty nice.

>>9022212
Agreed

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>>9022162
Not a problem. I'll contact you when we can arrange something.
>>9022184
oh
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh fuck
Thanks doggo, I need to go get rid of this thing.

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>>9022162
you... are nice... i was a stranger...
don't even... know myself...
you are... not the first... person i met...
no one wanted me....
you are... the most important.... person in my... life...
>hugs creech
>light sobs can be heard
>tears?
i want... to stay... with you...

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>>9022190
My self does not feel hunger, except for purpose.
Find this wretched self a location, and my self will collaborate with yours.

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owww...
i didn't even get my donut...

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>>9022187
yes!! thats a thing they do
humans are funny that way
im glad youre happy!!!!
>>9022228
thank you thank you!!
>>9022289
>he hugs Z back
then its settled!
were going together!!
cmon dont cry im here for you

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>>9022332
...
Greetings.
I am afraid you have...passed away.

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>>9022212
>>9022220
Bad!!!!
Become host!!!!
Turn into five year old!!!
>>9022228
KILL!!!
TEAR TENTACLE FROM TENTACLE!!!
DEVOUR!!!
CRUSH!!
GRIND INTO THE DIRT!!
ELIMINATE!!

>>9022427
>intelligence drain
this keeps getting better

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>>9022335
Hey, you and your friend might need to come here by yourselves. What level are you?
I don't want to put you in danger.
>>9022427
I'm getting rid of it, don't worry. Is there any way to keep it from controlling you?
>>9022465
Anon, for fucks sake. Do you want mine?

>>9022465
>>9022427
nice.

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>>9022418
yeah i am huh.
That was not a nice human at all
I don't even know why.
Well... now what?

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>>9022335
thank... you...
sorry... i... lost composture...
will not... cry again...
>tries to hold tears
>roll for composture
you are... my family...
i'll... do my best... to make you... p-proud...

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>>9022335
Might check out some of the other small towns. See if they are the same as Sandgem.

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>>9022503
oh!! i am level 60!! im good at defending my friends!!
thank you ill be waiting i can go there!!!
>>9022585
>he laughs
you make me proud by doing your best!!!
shh shh im here for you
>hug Z again
human friend wants to know what level you are!!
>>9022616
that is good!!
i heard that town in orre with the trees is nice!!

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>>9022536
>>9022465
No!!!
Is bad!!!
Nihilego touch bad!!
>>9022503
KILL IT.
TEAR AWAY THE TENTACLES.
DESTROY THE TOXIN STARS IN THE BELL.
EVISCERATE.
ELIMINATE.
D E S T R O Y.

>>9022503
A little bit, yes.

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>>9022637
level... 20...
you're strong... creech...
that's cool...

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>>9022637
LEVEL SIXTY? I mean, fuck. You'll do fine.
>>9022647
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
>>9022657
...And you're going to give me what in return?

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>>9022545
Well...you move on. To the afterlife.
Your death was tragic. Some creatures are...disgusting like that, for various reasons, but it's not my duty to intervene in mortal affairs, as much as they upset me sometimes.
He will be judged accordingly one day. As with all living things.
...
Tell me when you are ready.
You can stay a little while longer, but you will have to leave soon.

>>9022743
...A hug?

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>>9022637
Which town?
I'm going to try to avoid ones with lots of trainers and people for now.
But it sounds nice.

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>>9022672
haha i got strong from humans being mean
so i got strong to show them not to be mean!!
now humans are nice!!
mr lettuce man helps pokemon so humans are much nicer now!!
>>9022672
oh!! thats still very good
do you have the strong punch punch ability??
>>9022743
great!!! thank you!!
my friend Z is level 20!!

>>9022800
sorry!!
a gate?? i think?? it has big trees i dont think there are any humans there AT ALL!!!
maybe a few...
but yes!!
-creech

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>>9022753
i'm ready, mister super bird.
i'd ask for a last bagel, but that wont work well.
thanks for coming to get me so i didn't get lost.
>Birds Rights Fletchinder tweets one last note, and wings it with Ylvetal.

>>9022804
i'm a pretyy good punch
-Z

rainbowgoop is too good for this world

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>>9022840
>Opens up a portal to the distortion world, after letting Birbsrights fly around one last time.
Well...here we are.
I hope you find peace in the afterlife.

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>>9022760
Noooooooope.
Gotta have something, senpai.
>>9022804
Twenty, huh? Alright, thank you.
I'll bug you guys when I can help.
>33 sees about getting some training in.

>>9023051
A full on snug? Everyone likes snugs.

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>>9022835
Well, alright.
I'll look into it.
Thank you.

>>9023051
>>9023075
Oh don't make me ship you two

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>>9022877
see! thats good!!
you can punch and ill splat!
we will be a good team!
>>9022986
noooo no no no
i make mistakes
but!!
every mistake is a opportunity to learn!!!
i learned a lot of things through my life!!
so!! what im saying is!!
do not ever give up! no matter what!
every day you learn more and more!!
even when you think you arent!!!
>>9023093
youre welcome!!!!!
stay safe!!!

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>>9023075
Not selling me.
>>9023093
..Uh... If you're going by Agate I can... Help?
I guess...?
>>9023111
Not sold. My heart belongs to 77, anon.

>>9023367
...I have 10000P and a crobat.

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>>9023367
NOT FOR LONG IF UB STAY ALIVE!!
DESTROY UB!!!
D E S T R O Y!!
EXTERMINATE!!

>>9023367
>inb4 77 is this >>9023075 and you are destroying your own chances

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>>9023119
Alright.
You too.

>>9023367
I'll pass on the offer.

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>>9023419
No.
>>9023441
I GET IT DOGGO. The fucking jelly is going I'll smash it with a hammer or bring it over there so you can munch on it.
>>9023527
Alright. Gotta see if I can evolve some of my pokemon anyway.
>Head off to Agate anyway to try and figure out why a legendary would want to go there.
>Leave important gear back at base.

>>9023586
I mean if you're going to get rid of it anyway, then just give it to me and I'll keep the crobat.

>>9023586
have fun being ignored by sniffers
like usual

>>9023710
(Have fun being a dick)
(As usual)

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>ded thread
HAHA TIME TO NECROMANCY!

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>>9023866
>Clap.

>>9023586
(Avoid rping with sniffs senpai.)

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Hello? Hello?
How is everybody?

>>9023924
(Fuck off already HB)