/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General mae shock.jpg Trust o

Reminder not to accept executables from strangers.

kiss the fox
kiss the cat
kiss the gator

knock the bear's dumb hat off

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I don't want to see a single shitpost in this thread. Not even from (You).

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>>9013302

This is how you get shot.

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>>9013273
Been saving this for the new thread!

>>9013302
No. Just no. It holds his psychic powers at bay.

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>>9013343
Das ist sehr süß.

>>9013323
I always wanted a crossbow. Crossbows are cool. Not his though, it was a piece of shit anyway.

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>>9013343

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Mae and Lori raising their rat children

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>>9013389
A solid piece of wood works just as well

>>9013389
To be fair it was at least functional enough to skewer a guy through the arm with accurately from a good distance.

>>9013420
It was probably a crossbow made for hunting small game. So, not exactly powerful but still designed to nail rabbits and squirrels.

>>9013420
Im so glad that dude is dead. I could kinda feel with the other ones, not him though. Also...he is the reason why the lift is dead and they caved in, so Eide just fucking killed all of them. Hope he lived long enough to get bitch slapped by the others.

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>>9013467
He probably did, they were clearly militant about punishing those that stepped out of line.

>>9013467
>arm severed
>50-100ft fall
>cave in
He was probably dead before he hit the ground, honestly. The way his arm was severed his head would have also been crushed by the falling elevator.

Selmers and Bombshell are fat disgusting pieces of shit

>>9013512
imagine having your face pinned between both of their fat asses though

>>9013495
I know, but one likes to think. I wonder if Aunt Mall Cop was one of them. It really seems like so. She was weird with Mae anyway.

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>>9013512
That is very rude anon. They are beautiful in other ways.

>>9013343
awww.
warmin' my heart, G.

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>>9013512
Beauty exists in every size anon.

>>9013512
I dont like Bombshell very much, but i take offense in Selmers. She is adorable, and one of my favourites. TAKE IT BACK THIS INSTANT.

>>9013534
If she was, I doubt she was in the mines. Hard to be a cop and attend cult meetings.

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>>9013543
>Selmers is slightly bigger

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>>9013543
Whats something cute I can draw involving Mae and Bombshell/Selmers?

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>>9013566
Selmers is a big girl.

>>9013571
Them dancing together.

>>9013543
POOR LITTLE CAT GIRL

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>>9013571
Three person scary movie date.

>>9013555
The way they spoke all of the members were there. So id say if she was part of it, she would be dead too. I wonder if Mae really hated her as much as she showed so.

>>9013571
Mae grinding on Bombshell at a party while Bombshell gives a smug glare to Selmers across the room

>>9013571
Bombshell grinding on Selmers while giving a smug glare to Mae across the room.

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>>9013320
Yeah but what if Mae was feet though

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>>9013600
That's not cute that's LEWDD

>>9013571
Mae playing bongos on a pair of fat bear asses

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>>9013620
Would you fuck just feet? Has your fetish so consumed you?

>>9013582
there cant be a scary movie date without lori, though.

>>9013652
I've done it before.
Never to completion, but footjobs are nice.

>>9013652
>bea's skin color
My jimmies are pretty rustled right now.

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>>9013680
No I mean if she was just feet.

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>>9013571
Mae embarrassing Selmers in the library by being too loud!

>>9013713
No that would be weird.

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>>9013708
Sorry didn't make it. The cute was too much for it to prevent my posting it.

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>>9013733
Understood

>>9013680
sounds like an awkward thing. Never got the feet stuff, i mean, people walk on it. doesent sound very hot.

>Mae will never encounter a rare string of foot fungus that footifies whoever it comes in contact with and it transforms her into a big, sweaty pair of feet with a cheesy odor that never goes away
>You'll never have to wash her stinky toes and clean the gunk out from under her nails while in a hazmat suit to keep you from being footified as she falls in love with you for taking care of her
>You'll never succumb to the passion of being with her and take your dick out of your pants to fuck between her toes after a cleaning but you missed a little bit fungus and it touches your cock and footifies you
>You'll never be a happily married pair of feet with Mae
why live

>>9013795
go rob a bank ugly

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>>9013777
Cute toes are cute.

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Posting this again since people liked it so much the first time.

>>9013795
I can't tell if this is ironic or not

I know certain fetishfags browse this board

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>>9013832
I don't like it
I love it
I want some more of it

>>9013847
Generals are fetish magnets, especially as the series or game or whatever stagnates and all that's left to discuss is what you want to do to the characters/have them do to you.

>>9013862
don't get me wrong, fetishes are pretty cool. I wouldn't be on /trash/ if I couldn't get down with it

but man that is something

>>9013862
Yeah but I'm pretty sure that one was ironic.

>>9013708
It's the lighting and color palette choice you fucking basic bitch please never post again it's people like you why capeshit is ruining film

>>9013894
Explain

Seriously. That's an interesting claim.

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>>9013910
Explain which part.

>>9013925
How complaining about palette choices relates to capeshit ruining film

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>>9013941

Okay that's what I'm curious about too. Carry on.

>>9013956
no

>>9013941
you're too fucking stupid to understand the concept of any experimentation or artistic choice and will settle for the most basic and surface gratification ie WHENS MAHVEL

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>>9013972
That's fine too. Mae for your troubles?

>>9013984
Oh, that's lame. I thought you had something to say.

Experimentation isn't always good, anon.

>>9013941
I think his point was that basic bitch faggots prefer a familiar/cookie-cutter color/lighting palette and flat out despise any changes to an established formula regardless of how much it works or makes sense in a given setting.

>>9013302
>knock the bear's dumb hat off

And then kiss him!?

>>9013998
I FUCKIN LOVE MAE

>>9013894
Woah, sorry to upset you? I guess? Its just a picture, calm down. And i wouldnt like to stop posting,so nah. Its not that i have problems with experimentation, im all in for new stuff,i just found that one a weird color. Not experimentative,just a weird color.

I want to force Mae into a cult

>>9014250
Into the cult of...S H A P E S?

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>>9014301
Heck yea, shapes. All the other members would be using guns and shit while Mae just beats the shit out of people with a bat

>>9014373
Im pretty sure thats just simply murder,but hey,im all in. Although what i would like to see most is mae getting proper treatment and piece her life together,because she deserves it

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>>9014373

I raise you a Mae

>>9014590
Okay, yes, thank you, this one is perfect! Her body type is just perfect,not weirdly overweight like at some and not slim as fuck like on most pics. Dont get me wrong,anyone can do whatever they want and i really like thise too, but this body is accurate to the game and i like it. Thank you mate.

>>9014635
You use a lot of exclamation points my dude.

How's that Bea collage coming along, anon.

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>>9014635
Yeah, I'm not terribly into what the artist did with the head, but the body is absolutely perfect. Not like in a waifu way either. Like I believe she can climb telephone wires and yet she's still round as stated.

This one does a wonderful job with the face but there's nothing else in it.

>>9014659
Well yes, cant always just use a dot,thats boring! Thats why the other marks are there,to use them. And leaving them off without one feels kinda weird and goofy, so i only do that when its something funny and such. Im sorry, i know im weird!

>>9014681
Anon said he'd combine them after 10 hours. It's been like a day now.

I'm pretty sure he's dead. Who else wants to combine all the Beas?

>>9014705
learn to use the fucking spacebar too

>>9014697
It doesent have the same effect on me, but i can see what you mean. It is weird though, all the other ones are mostly represented with one body style, exceot mae, who is all over the place. I kinda like that, everyone has their own version of her,its cute.

>>9014720
>>9014681
That was the deadline, not the time of the finished product.

I'm working. I'll work on it after work.

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>>9014720
There was a reminder in the last thread to draw them but who knows if it was him or not.

>>9014705
Don't worry about your english anon itdoesntfuckingmatter.

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>>9014705
You're like a condensed version of this gif.

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>>9014754
Just keep working it anon, we appreciate your body!

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It's difficult to decide on my favorite version of Mae.

>>9014728
Huh? Sorry if i made spelling mistakes, im trying to type slowly as my phone claviature is not very good. I also have some writing issues, but that usually does not translate into electrical stuff with a keyboard.

>>9014754
Oh good

There were some late submissions last thread...

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>>9014759
He's just happy to be here leave him alone!

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Cause there's a lot of good version of her.

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A lot

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>>9014785
I know MY favorite version of Mae

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So many

>>9014785
This one is the best one you've posted. Really like the take on both of them.

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>>9014834
Oh that's some good mae.

>>9014759
Yeah, i have issues paying attention and also mild hyperactivity, its pretty apparent. Also yes, i have papers for it forschool, im not the edgy kid who makes mental illneses up.

>>9013320
Who stole Mae's boots

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>>9014859
Fishnets shouldn't turn me on as much as they do

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>>9014883
I didn't think I'd actually get to use this.

>>9014906
Ok but can you share

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>>9014892
Oh shit I only had the mae-less one. Saved.

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>>9014906

>>9014906
Mae should get revenge by putting her finger in Lori's mouth!

>>9014850
If I would be her id be pretty terrified to cut my own eyes,with those claws. I have the samebthought with long nailed people. Wonder how they do normal stuff.

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>>9014922
Oh hey man it's been HOURS.

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>>9014952
You reminded me of that stream that got her eye clawed by her cat on stream.

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>>9014971
I WANT TO KNOW THIS ARTIST'S NAME
TELL ME

>>9014983
Seen that,nasty stuff. Cats are only cute as far they arent mine. I meam, i wouldnt put upbwith some fucker trying to claw me up every single day.

>>9014983
I never realised that that statuevwe break down in the dream is actually THAT statue. Whoa, im terrible at subtle stuff. I wonder if they get to keep their house though.

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>>9015090
They do keep their house. Mae's mom was just being a mellow-dramatic cunt. That's where Mae gets shit personality from.

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So did Gregg and Bea hang out with each other when Angus would go out of town before Mae came back?
I wonder if Gregg ever made Bea smile.

>>9015206
She says they've never really hung out alone, only along with Angus.

>>9015120
Didnt know candy had lewds. Anyway, i sure hope. They seemed like a pretty stressful family.

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what abilities would their masks grant for Hotline Miami?

>>9015206
Gregg's lack of responsibility would trigger Bea way to much for her to really enjoy hanging out with him.

post more mae

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>>9015324

>>9015255
Mae mask would have extreme speed and insta kills with the bat. Gregg mask could start with a crossbow, which only has one shot, but bringing one down from afar woukd make getting other weapons more easy. Angus has "psychic powers" so mayve you can see around a bit further or enemies are just a little bit slower to react. Bea could have less chance of bullets hitting her, as she is lanky as fuck.

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yoo i need an asset rip of bea's idle sprite RIGHT NOW

>>9015372
oh no

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>>9015255
>mae, moves faster while weilding a bat, faster kills with a bat
>gregg, starts with a crossbow, silenced weapon, can loot the corpse to retrieve the arrow
>angus can survive 2 extra hits from melee attacks
>bea, starts with unique weapon, flamethrower

>>9015324

>>9015255
Mae - you occasionally get a stroke and die.
Gregg - 1000% screenshake
Angus - slow but can take like 10 bullets because he's FAT
Bea - you occasionally die from lung cancer

>>9015449
I like your style

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>>9015255
But their masks are already in Hotline Miami?

>>9015255
>Bea mask
Leaves a smoke trail that hinders LoS
>Gregg mask
Start with knife, grants a lunging attack with knives
>Angus mask
Tony clone.
>Mae
Can perform special executions with blunt weapons.

Consider this: Jackie's laughs sound like calm goat bleating.

>>9015449
Okay,that one is pretty awesome.

>>9015398
I need more if that for sure. Thats adorable.

>>9015449
this
>>9015448
and this are the only acceptable ones as the others are already in the original vidya

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>>9015398
>all of her parts are different sizes
beautiful

>>9015587
>just be yourself!

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>>9015398
for real though this is about as close as it's going to get unless someone wants to put up with fine-tuning the sizes on everything

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>>9015587
help

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>>9015587
Aaah.

>>9015448
Nice resolution fagballs

>>9015540
Where's that diners drive ins and dives greentext again.

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>>9015688

>>9015688
Are you implying it's smol or that it's a weird resolution?
Cause uh, it ain't small, and it ain't my picture, that's the original size.

>>9015698
what

>>9015772
The Jackie tortures Mae greentext.
Someone's gotta have it, it was hilarious and I forgot to save it.

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>>9015772
Nevermind I found it on desuarchive.

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>>9015851

>>9015725
>>9015764
oh shoot I gosh durn dimma dun goof'd up roight there

uni PCs don't have my laptop settings for 4chin images

disregard that I suck deeks POST MORE MAE

>>9015851
>a closeup shot of Guy Fieri
>"I'm a freako for the pico"
Yeah I lost it.

>>9015851
You got to tell me there are more greentext like this. This is saved.

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>>9015851
Post all the greentext shitposts!

>>9015964
isint there a version of this with casey?

>>9016003
There is and I thought I saved it but I apparently didn't.

>>9016022
rip

I want to shoot guns in the woods all day with Casey and then have sweaty sex while stinking of carbon

>>9016059
Are you a grill? If so, please be in Possum Springs.

Futa Bea pic when?

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>>9016131
long time ago

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>>9016059
>>9016078
ogh fuck

> not sheepu btw and i didint upload it to the booru because it was a joke art

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>>9016003
>>9016022
>>9016057

>>9016214
guess i'll upload it, thanks

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help me make a mae edit out of this

> whos the dude in the statue
> what is mae's college town name

>>9016649
Hahhah,nice idea! The statue was probably the founder of the place, mae herself had no idea, and i dont think the city was defined,or even the college itself. I do wondervwhat was she lesrning there.

>>9016150
We need a Mae version of this, except she's cumming on Lori instead

>>9017098
She should have screamed something about shapes. Doesent matter, thats awesome anon. Best idea!

i need a sprite of mae's grabby arms RIGHT NOW

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>>9017330
at this point you should just extract them yourself

>>9017422
fuck you cracker

>>9017422
How about you give them to me before the doctors will have extract my boot from your ass faggot.

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>>9017429
>>9017433
I've got your asset right here

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>>9017524
That was super uncalled for...

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I'm sorry I didn't mean it

come back everybody

>>9017967
Bep

>>9017967
rip in pierogi

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>>9017967
I'm still here, I just don't know what NITW trash to talk about.

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>>9018220
Talk THESE

>>9018276
I want Mae to put her feet on my face!

>>9018333
I want Mae to slam me into the ground and have her way with me after getting drunk on watered-down beer

>>9018333
I wanna smell her boots

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>>9017967
>Bea will remember this.

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>>9018276
I thought all the Mae's feet stuff was just migratory foot fetishists, but the game does like her feet.

>that lingering shot of Mae slowly pulling her boot off
>E V E R Y N I G H T

>>9018467
what is mae masturbating to?

>>9018522
lesbian cat on gator porn

>>9018522
Bea streaming herself eating grilled cheese

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>>9018522
>

>>9018522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

>>9018522
humans

>>9018550
well that's hot

>>9018395
I want to swap viriginities with mae

>>9018522
Fox porn

>>9018550
>Angus is trying to file taxes
>Gregg keeps doing this

>>9018550
My brother used to do that. Glue has such an annoying fucking texture.

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>>9018467

>>9018550
>papyrus is cooking spaghetti
>sans keeps doing this

>>9018522
shapes

does anyone have that Mae pic thats like:
1. Try to talk to someone
2. Trainwreck

>>9018522
Jackie

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who here /whiskeyboys/
comparatively drawing extremely bad now

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Man, I miss so much stuff in these threads when I'm gone.
>>9015851
Here's a better version.

>>9019047
Do Mae next

boots boots boots

layer 1

>>9014813

more of this please

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>>9019075
i can barely see the screen

>>9019174
That is a perfect cat

also drink some water before you die

>>9013273
>Why...?
>Why would you do thiiiis?

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>>9019231
water consumed
everything is fine

>>9019059
that's almost erotic

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steve sniggens
>>9019703
of course it is... if u arent hot for Guy "Spicy" Fieri then i dont know what u are. honestly

>>9019786
Draw Mae's dad in a clown wig

>>9019827
post pic i dont remember his name and google preliminary searches aren't turning anything up

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>>9019844

>>9019786
That's the beauty of it. Mae isn't hot for the Fieri, but its happening anyway. Like forced orgasm.

Also the ambiguity of "goat milk"

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>>9019933
>>9019827
ok so i forgot i was supposed to just draw him in a clown wig so i drew the taxes first then added the clown wig after i remembered

maybe it makes it funnier??

>>9020157
It's depressing, but in a funny way

>>9014785
Holy moly. I never thought i'd see one of my things in a general.

>>9020333
where can i follow/watch you dude? your work is really good

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>>9020415
I have a very bad habit of nuking my shit. But Odds are you can find things related to me Under 'Betsu' on inkbunny. I doubt i'll actually deactivate the account. So i'll try keep my links on their updated and TRY not to nuke the art again.(Will work on re-uploading once I have new things to post, for now here's a shitty thing I drew for Easter)

>>9020553
That's a cute gator

>>9020553
please upload your art to the thread booru, this shit is good

>>9015398
I love this. Personally the only thing I would change is slim the middle of the tail so it comes to a more gradual point. So cute

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>>9014868
STOP

mouse is not for sexual

>>9021377
Put it in her mouth !

>>9021439
STOP

>>9021464
Continue

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>>9021439
>>9021492
CEASE

>>9021573
>angus isnt nuttin on gregg's face
ok but

>>9021593
>implying Angus isn't a cuck

>>9021573
>tfw this could have been a maebea piece if he went the canon route

>>9021603
abused by parents
typically people who are abused by their parents turn out super violent or secretly violent

either way there's no way angus would let greg cuck him desu

>>9020333
Oh hey, yours was actually one of the first pictures I saved. It got posted here about a month ago.

>>9021573
>more fun than knife fighting

yeah right

>>9021627
>typically people who are abused by their parents turn out super violent or secretly violent

>either way there's no way angus would let greg cuck him desu

I imagine them getting into a stupid argument about money or schedules or shopping and out of nowhere Angus just straight up smashes Gregg in the face, like really puts all his weight into it and drills his knuckles right into his snout.

Gregg holds his bloody nose and is like "Dude, what the hell!?" and Angus has this horrible moment of realization and just collapses to the ground sobbing.

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I sure do hope /nitwg/ is ready to have their nuts quaking.

>>9021816
i dont want this

>>9021819
Wait who's Jenna

>>9021853
the crackwhore girl in the cargo jacket near germ that one time

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>>9021853
The homeless woman.

>>9021816
>Gregg can't leave due to financial reasons.
>Maybe even if they're in Bright Harbor, he'd have no one to talk to about it. No one to save him.
>Angus could even deny his computer / internet privileges.
>Gregg would be completely trapped

Now that's vaguely erotic

>>9021439
DO IT

>>9022055
mae has PENIS???

>>9022055
I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE IN THAT ASS

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>>9022055
holy shit

>>9022055

thanks anon i cum on mae she hiss at penis

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Holy Balls this thread went shits up while I slept.

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Definitely prefer the four weirdos from europe that are on at four am to this.

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>>9021573
The previous image I deleted was too small.

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>>9022260

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>>9022285

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>>9022146
>>9022180
I had to toggle 4chanX for a moment to figure out if the filter had caught something because I couldn't see anything, but I still have no idea what you're talking about

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>>9022348
They're saying our posts are shit, which isn't exactly wrong.

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>>9022336
Mae has got THAT BUTT in this pic. Love it.

>>9022348
Lol it's nothing in particular man, I just enjoyed the last thread more.

>>9022410
>i am gay
It's fucking ruined

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>>9022410

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A draw friend did my request.

>>9022436
Cuphead gregg is worst gregg

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>>9022436
We need more images of Mae in undesirable situations!

>>9022436
Bisexual Angus > Gay Angus > Straight Angus

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>>9022436
OH BOY

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Have any of you guys seen this?

>>9022433
this pic makes me smile every fucking time, something about gregg's head

>>9022628
thank god someone webm'd this, it was trapped at the end of some shitty let's play when I posted it the other day so I don't think anyone saw

>>9022677
I found it when I was looking at this artist's >>9022055 twitter. It would be cool to see it as the opening video for the game or an opening for a NITW animated series.

>>9022628
its breddy good, I need an accelerated webm of mae button mashing though

>>9022628
>playing a pre-SP GBA
>outside
>at night

That's pretty hipster of you, Mae.

>>9022628
>the constellations

my heart

>>9022628
Not gona lie that was pretty fucking gay.

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>>9013848

>>9022628
Top cute anon.

>>9013848
You've heard of Orion's Belt, now get ready for Mae's Butt

>>9022628
The gay shit always ruins everything about this game for me

>>9023459
pfft

>>9023459
Eh, I can't feel love like that, so relationships in games feel like a waste of game time. It was tolerable since it wasn't really pushed in the player's face, plus the bear is adorable

>>9023459
Homosexuality is a plague to be honest. It ruined the Smelter fans for me.

>>9023573
I hate that fags are in everything like it's normal

>>9023459
>>9023573
>>9023610
Let's get ready for some end thread shitposting!

>>9023459
>>9023566
>>9023573
>>9023610
>a bloo bloo bloo gay people exist :((
Grow up

Okay so I finished the collage and others.

It's 10 pages plus text though.

Do I just dump it here or link the imgur?

>>9023645
Maybe wait till the next thread.

>>9023645
>collage
>10 pages

what

>>9023566
>>9023635
Oh, no, I don't dislike gay relationships, I just dislike relationships and relationships in media

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>>9023610
I hate that homophobia in most millennial media is treated like some sort of rallying cry against developing culture, instead of an honest fact about the world.

>>9023627
Don't you know it.

>>9023635
I did grow up. I grew up in a country that knew what real love is. Love so true it could only be achieved by two halves of opposite worlds sacrificing their comfort to make a whole. Now you faggots have to come in here and cry about everything with your roastie and MGTOW faggot shit because changing yourself to be a desirable person is too hard a when you could just suck your best friend's dick instead. Fuck you.

>>9023670
>>9023680
Keep going you guys. We got 10 posts left.

>>9023680
what the fuck are you talking about

>>9023655
ok

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>>9023686
If we end this thread in a burning trash fire, the next NITW thread will rise pure like a phoenix from its ashes.

...right?

>>9023680
If you have to change yourself drastically to be with your partner, maybe you shouldn't A. be with that person at all or B. not be like yourself at all
>MGTOW
MGTOWs are straightfags, not gay people

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As the true shitposter here let me just say.
GAY sex is stupid.
Gay lesbian sex is 10/10.

WE NEED MORE MAE LICKING PUSSY

>>9023693
I'm talking about how being a faggot is the relationship equivalent of killing yourself. Giving up and taking the easy way out just because the alternative requires effort.

>>9023730
If that pheonix is foaming at the mouth and suffering a heroin overdose, then yeah, I guess
>>9023739
Sex is stupid, in general

>>9023751
It can't be the equivalent to killing myself because straight people are already trying to kill me

>>9023730
You're getting the hang of it.
>>9023751
Almost there, anon! You can do it!

>>9023751
my favorite part about claiming being gay is a choice is that it means you can see it as an option

straight people know it's not a choice

it's time to come out of the closet, anon. you're bi.

>>9023734
Love is about sacrifice. If you're not willing to give up everything you're not worthy of love. You just want someone to jack off to you so you feel special.

nice we're autosaging
now we wait 1-2 hours for page 8

>>9023751
Wait mgtows usually polposters, which directly clashes with being gay

>>9023767
For a good reason too. We're here to contribute to the gene pool. If you're going to be a cynical faggot and not feed into the miracle of child birth, you don't deserve to live. Simple as that.

>>9023788
Why the fuck does love have to be about sacrifice, if you have to put effort into making a relationship last longer the relationship probably should have died a long time ago

>>9023785
It's always been a choice. I'm not bi anything. I'm straight because I choose to see the superiority of a female partner on a spiritual level. Men might make you "feel" better in the short term but they can never truly bond like a good woman can.

>>9023813
I dunno, man. The world's kinda overpopulated as it is. Think we need a couple volunteers to end their gene pools lest we have to start paying for more taxes to take care of them all

>>9023788
>>9023813
>>9023831
See, I knew you guys could do it! Now keep going till we hit page 8.

>>9023831
>I'm straight because I choose girls

that's called being bi

>>9023826
>IF YOU HAVE TO TRY THEN IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
Spoken like a true millennial. Neck yourself.

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>a mysterious thief enters the thread and starts stealing everyone's porn while remaining undetected

>>9023834
Overpopulation isn't a thing you fucking idiot. The jews made that shit up to keep the lower class from overrunning them by feeding them that lie in combination with birth control and abortions.

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>>9022914
underrated post

>>9023878
>>>/pol/

>>9023878
Yeah, and a revolution would be nice and all, but until we get the lower class out of the shackles of government programs, they're gonna be sitting nice and pretty with their house full of 10 kids

>>9023845
No, that's called being straight. You have full control over what you do with your body no matter what. "Gay" and "straight" are really concepts created to manipulate fuckwits like you and delude your mind with doubts of your 100% free will to do as you please. Within 10 years they'll have you believing you're just an AI in a computer program. Mark my fucking words.

>>9023919
You started saying gay first

>>9023919
I actually believed you weren't bullshitting this whole time, good bait anon, 9/10

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mfw /pol/

>>9023878
>>9023912
>>9023919
Wow, you guys are good at this shitposting thing.

>>9023912
That's how we do it. Children are pure, they know what true power really is. There's a reason the dalai lama is found as a child. We need to make more children and condition them for the revolution at younger ages to truly break free of the NWO's grasp.

>>9023933
You stared being gay first.

>>9023961
I'm straight I just fuck dudes sometimes

>>9023968
That's fine then. The ancient Romans did that all the time, and they were way ahead of even us in terms of philosophy. Just find a good wife and make at least 3 kids before you die and contribute to our salvation.

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Friendly reminder that they are the straightest couple in possum springs and only make out with each other in a straight way

>>9023983
I'm going to adopt

>>9023919
>You have full control over what you do with your body no matter what
What is subconscious? What are intrusive thoughts?
>>9023995
Ew, relationships

>>9023996
Why? Children are resilient and can take care of themselves. Most can even survive up to a week when confined in a small space without food, especially the husky ones. Just make more of them you fucking idiot.

>>9024004
If you channeled your mind instead of jacking off to animals of another species like a monkey in a deer dependent relationship you'd realize that we have the mental capacity to change what we what about ourselves when we want if we try hard enough.

>>9022628
My heart just melted

>>9024015
Resilient physically, yes. Psychologically? Not really. Why make more kids when you can make sure the ones already in a shitty situation have a chance at actually surviving and won't have to resort to selling their bodies?

>>9024065
>Psychologically weak
Wrong again you fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czdjwqxVU0w

You could leave a newborn baby in the wilderness for a week and it wouldn't give a fuck unless you coddled it at the second of it's birth. Lone children are the strongest and will be the most powerful soldiers.

>>9024095
Yeah, but these kids aren't lone wolves being shoved into the woods at birth. They're being stripped of their parents and shoved into closed quarters with questionable adults