/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Pantsu on tiddies retarded"

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Go to bed.

>>9007292
I don't remember shit, really. If I can recall, one of them was just your average "daddy" play, and another had some personally callout to someone I'm assuming asked them to record for their birthday. This also brings me back to nyanners/faker's recordings, that sounded like 90% like Annie from LoL saying some really, really lewd shit.

>>9007303
Hold the fuck up, is she lifting her tits with her panties?

..

This is insanely hot.

POST CARDS

>>9007303
This is a good edition.

>>9007313
Youre not my mom.

>>9007303
>Pantsu on tits
Intradesting.

>>9007329
NO.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>9007357
YES

>>9007329
I suppose I could, but I'm most likely not going to be here for very long.

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>>9007329
k

>>9007376
Who are you?

>>9007364
No Lolis, only pain.

>>9007381
This cannot be so.

>>9007377
I still like that anon is on these kinda things.
Cuz it's funny to think anon truly is the most played avatar.

>>9007377
I always liked how the fool was designated as Anon, despite the fact that the fool is the most powerful card in a tarot deck.

>>9007386
Life is not fair.

>>9007321
Personal lewd recordings are the best.

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>>9007262
A-a-anything....
A-anything...
>Nonon thinks about that for a second... Anything she wanted..
Uh... this might be a bit lewd... but I know something I do want..
>Nonon gulps as she says the next word.
Y-you..
>Is Futa Nonon alright, or do you want regular vanilla Nonnie?
>>9007246
Don't go.
It's pretty shitty, if people like Uzu are there.
>>9007391
>Anons can make or break an RP,in my opinon.

>>9007391
>>9007390
Spoopy.

>>9007321
I love doing lewd recordings. I just hope I had a better voice for this but oh well.

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>>9007380
Sponty.

I keep an archive of every session I do, be it with or on Discord.
An entire folder for this shit.

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>>9007393
We'll just have to change our own fate.

>>9007411
Hello, best Bunny.

>>9007404
>Anons can make or break an RP,in my opinon.
How so

Anyone else listen to the new gorillaz album? Like, half of it is pretty shitty, but the other half is eerily speaking to me on an uncomfortable level.

>>9007411
I want to taste some of that Capri Sun!

>>9007412
You can't just say that so suddenly and not dump at least one example, anon.

>>9007421
If they're shit, the whole thing will be shit. An ava cannot save an rp on their own, if their partner can't pick it up. An ava can try less than an anon can, because they're already providing images, and a chance for said person to play out a scene they've wanted to with a character they've wanted to.

>>9007414
You see, everything's fixed. History is all worked out, from start to finish. What the facts actually are is beside the point; history just rolls straight over the top of them. You can't change anything because the changes are already part of it.

>>9007408
Its weird, I am told I have a very sexy voice by many friends of mine, but I don't know why. Always wondered about doing hot recordings. I imagine the market for that is mostly for women, though.

>>9007408
Male, or female? And I'd like to do that, but I ahte my voice. Other people tell me they like my voice, and find it sexy, but I don't like it.

>>9007431
Hello Nozomi

>>9007438
Hello Lupin

>>9007412
Same, dude. Sometimes I go back for a solid fap. Sometimes, for nostalgia.

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>>9007418
Hello there.

>>9007425
Oh? Are you the same anon from last time?

>>9007431
That's not true at all. Your life is determined entirely by your choices, and the choices of others affecting you. Every result is due to how you've adapted to everyone elses choices.

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>>9007404
>Satsuki grins, the smile cracking through her serious demeanor. Nonon had always excelled at getting her to laugh, even when they were children. This time was no different.
Goodness, Jakuzure. You truly are helpless, aren't you? Bowing down to your leader so willingly...perhaps I should force you to start calling me Mistress, instead?
>She places her gloved fingers on Nonon's shoulders, pushing down slightly as though instructing her to lay on the ground. Before she could obey the silent command, Satsuki rewarded her prior honestly with a quick kiss on her puffy lips.
I hope you're prepared, Jakuzure. Don't expect me to be a gentle lover just because we have a history.

(Futa Nonon sounds like fun! Do whichever you'd prefer, but let me know so I don't wind up sucking a phantom penis!)

>>9007429
Hm.
Never thought of it that way before. Guess you have a point.

A shame only ava get recognition for good sessions. But I guess that's what anon is for. Avoiding recognition.

Weird paradox.

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>>9007404
Did you not just compare me to this, Uzu, was it?
>Hanzo asks Nonon a bit confused to their standing, were they not enemies just a few seconds ago. His brow now at rest showing his usual bland expression. His hand now on his stubbly beard Hanzo thinks for a moment.
So am I your enemy like this Uzu or are we on mutual terms?

>>9007428
I would, if I was anywhere near my computer. Last I checked, it had around 80 sessions.

>>9007448
There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

>>9007454
It works both ways.

Shitty anons can get away with "just being another shitty anon"
But an ava that does poorly is marked for good. (See: Celestia)

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>>9007454
If you want that to change, you can always choose a male avatar, but I feel limited in that. I'm also terrified of people remembering my style, and judging my sessions.

>>9007466
Baka anon. Do it next time you're here then, when you're on a computer.

>>9007466
Pretty solid count on you. I have a similar number. Not to mention untold volumes lost to the ages of F-list.

Keep em close, anon, they'll be worth gold some day.

>>9007473
I don't understand all the hate for Celestia.
Not every Ava should be Owain.
Celestia is a good Ava for noobs.

>>9007446
Yeah. same anon from that night.

>>9007473
>don't link new avas to my primary
>only make the connection after the fact if people liked it, discard otherwise
I've surprised a few people that all seemed to react with "whoa you're [x] cute character too, that's great" doing it, and it hasn't failed me so far. The only pitfall I've got is avoiding repetition with repeat customers.

>>9007490
Of course not, but no ava should be
>"Smirks and a wet squishy thud can be heard"

>>9007404
I want nonon to bully me for being a virgin

>>9007490
There's a fucking ocean between Celestia and Owain. Those sure as shit aren't the only two options in terms of ability.

>>9007506
That doesn't change the fact that they're fine for people just getting into it. Not everyone is super fucking amazing right off the bat, or even intermediate. There's no reason to bitch about people, when they're completely harmless.

>>9007506
Owain isn't really that good, he just goes too long and keeps going with tangents. He's good but not on the level of some avas

>>9007500
...Wait, is that for real? Please tell me that isn't scat.

>>9007473
You have a point there, as well. The same advantages it's always been to being anon. You are no one, so therefore, have no expectations, but also no credit to be given.

It's a shame sometimes. But a blessing others. I know there have been nights where I just wanted to be lazy, and was thankful the next time I played with someone they didnt know the old one was me.
I imagine getting a bad rep is pretty nasty sometimes. No, I know it is. I've seen it happen.

>>9007480
I often wonder how many avatars can actually pin point anons from this thread when they play with them. I mean, some of them have been playing for ages, right? So surely, they recognize some writing styles.

A weird thought, but interesting. I wonder how much that affects them and how they direct stuff, too.

>Male avatar
It's not limitations thats keeping me from that, it's caution. I don't want to do it unless I'm confident that I bring something worthwhile to the table, in terms of playing an interesting avatar, and also making having a face worth it.

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Where are the MILFs?

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>>9007421
They're honestly very much another player in the RP, and they're one of the biggest players.
I've lost interest in RPs I've really wanted to do because the Anon I was playing with was kinda shit.
>>9007450
>Nonon gulped as Satsuki pushed her down.
I-I.. er....mmph!?
>Nonon's eyes grew wide as she's suddenly kissed by the much bigger girl, and something underneath her skirt bulges at the feeling. Something big.. something hard..
>>9007458
I guess we're mutual, kinda like with Uzu. We ain't enemies, he's just kinda annoying.

>>9007411
Not for long?

>>9007513
I think it was supposed to be a dildo? But he was so descriptive that it sounded like scat.

>>9007524
I meant non-descriptive.

>>9007436
Male. I don't talk most of the time. Only for a few people. When I do lewd recordings is mostly pure noise most of the time. The problem is when they ask me to say a line and I feel embarrassed.

>>9007432
Yeah, mostly women. But I do it for fun honestly. You can do the same If you really want to.

>>9007494
Reacting with 'whoa this is cute' is pretty normal I'd say. It's basically a
>Yes I would like to session
And then you go from there. or at least thats how I see it.

Iowa was overrated.

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Where all da furries at

>>9007533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QYa0Lqcu1m

IMPORTANT POLL

http://poal.me/msiao9

>>9007518
Guess so. Its a shame but sometimes people don't mesh well. Won't stop some people from bashing their heads against walls, though.

>>9007543
10/10 would fap to.

But that's because I'm gay as fuck

>>9007500
Opinable.
Celestia is, so far, the only Ava that was willing to indulge my fetish and wihout giving me performance anxiety. She doesn't deserve so much hate. There are worse avas.

>>9007510
Hey, if they want to be perpetually dogshit and have no drive to improve their abilities beyond
>Giggles
>Smirks
And instead want to be fetus's first RP partner, then that's fine by me. I've sworn off any sessions with them a long-ass time ago.

>>9007511
It was less praising Owain's ability and more stating just how goddawful Celestia is.

>>9007547
>not having gold mecha crab

>>9000000

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>>9007542

>>9007547
>Hestia aka Old Nep
Stop this meme

>>9007547
I for once, accept our HG overlords

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>>9007491
The one I had to turn down initially? Or the one that turned up later when the other anon ended up vanishing?

... Sorry, this is rather confusing.

Anyway, as I've said, I'm most likely not going to be here for very long, but I wouldn't mind doing a little something nonetheless.

>>9007521
Maybe an hour or two, at most. Maayyybe three.

>>9007562
...
>Lifts up garb

>>9007563
Hi Nep

>>9007533
I remember getting a vocaroo of some girl masturbating, and while hot, I couldn't help but feel severely embarrassed listening to it. Not because I'm a blushing virgin boy, but because I was like 'jesus people just put this out on the internet for others?'

I imagine part of it is feeling sexy by posting that stuff and people freaking out over it but you know.

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>>9007518
>Satsuki lifted the hem of Nonon's skirt with the toe of her boot, pulling it up to reveal a sizeable bulge tucked way into her cute panties. She chuckled, staring down at the pathetic, hiding member pitifully throbbing through the thin cotton of her underwear. It was always amusing to see how hard Nonon would get for her mistress, but seeing it largely uncovered was something new.
And just what am I meant to do with this hard cock of yours, Jozakure? It is your reward, after all.
>She errantly ran her boot along Nonon's penis, always threatening to step down while never applying enough pressure to make it hurt.

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>>9007547
Why the fuck am I on this poll?

>>9007553
>There are worse avas.
OOC personality-wise, of course. But I'm struggling to think of someone worse when it comes to actual RP.

>>9007569
Hi Lupin

>>9007551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i1RKpvG5RU

>>9007567
You don't think I could get you to stretch it further?

I was hoping to have a nice session with you too, but only three hours?

>>9007547
PRAISE /HG/
VINO IS OUR NEW GOD!!!!

>>9007490
Celestia and Owain represent the worst of their respective spectrums. Celestia isn't trying hard enough and Owain is trying too hard. The key is finding a good in between.

>>9007585
>I actually don't sound like that
Then why are you sounding like that

>>9007536
No, I know it's usually just part of a pick-up line. I'm referring to some of the more OOC Discord kind of thing. People just seemed genuinely surprised that I was a certain ava.

That said, I've probably got a 50/50 ratio of people using that as actual "whoa neat" realization to the other half's "lemme smash".

>>9007594
Imsorry

>>9007598
I would jerk you off desu

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>>9007518
You continue to compare me with this, Uzu. You say his name with disgust, I'd prefer a mutually beneficial relationship rather than, this whatever it may be.

Be honest. Who's your favorite writer here and why?

>>9007605
That's pretty lewd dude

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>>9007568
...Eh, what's up, doc?

>>9007609
How's about we don't do that, huh?

>>9007578
Still better than me.

>>9007547
>some faggots actually voted for ESLs like Nep, Morrigan or Iowa
erp is dead

>>9007609
Stop this shit

>>9007609
Kass, he puts time and detail into every thing. Including the small rp's. Generally an all around good dude.

>>9007609
t. Owain

>>9007597
Oh, I see, my mistake. Whoever you might be, its always nice to have people go 'wow neat, I didnt realize you were x'. Since it means you attracted attention on your own.

I do think its funny some anons like to say 'whoa cool' just to say it, since some have to leave soon after saying it.

>>9007609
Owain.

>>9007620
Nep and Morrigan are good ERPers

Iowa is not ESL

>>9007620
Iowa's from Illinois

>>9007620
Dude. I don't know Nep. But Iowa is 'Murican as fuck.

>>9007633
I will agree with Morrigan, but Nep? Anon, please.

>>9007633
Semi-newfag here. What's with the whole Iowa thing? Anyone mind explaining?
>>9007637
And to quote the great CWC "Virgins are from VIrgina"

>>9007632
>inb4 Owain ignores all the criticism and homes in on the one person who says something nice about him like he always does to justify his existence

>>9007633
Don't reply anon. the shitposters are waking up.
Can't you see?
>9007620
>9007609

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>>9007574
>Satsuki-sama, please forgive me..
>But it's like a quarter to 3 in the morning, and I need sleep!
>Do you have a discord?

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>>9007587
That's asking for quite a bit, I'm afraid.

Until I've transcended existence, there's always going to be that thing called "sleep" which is apparently needed in order to be anywhere close to functional.

>>9007613
>Surprised to say the least, anon stumbled back onto the floor, breath taken by quite the well endowed rabbit
...H-holy hell, is that thing real?

>>9007619
Then for the love of god don't fall into their pit and actually try and better yourself over time.

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>>9007653
>She holds the small girl close, giving her a kiss on the forehead.
Get some rest, Jakuzure. I'll still be here in the morning when you wake up.

>>9007620
I don't understand this hate towards Morrigan

>>9007609
Owain.

>>9007609
Here? Probs Kinx or SNK. Discord? Too many to choose from.

>>9007671
It's literally one guy. He's angry at them for not reciprocating their love, so he's been here, camping the threads, just to shitpost about them.

>>9007609
Any and all of the lolis

>>9007676
Same goes for nue, one snipe shitter

>>9007676
Cucked.

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>>9007667
T-thank you, Satsuki-sama...
>Nonon sighs, and falls asleep in her Lady's arms.

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>R. Mika snaps the neck of her defeated opponent with her world-famous butt before letting his lower half fall flat against the fighting ring's floor. She clenches her eyes shut, swallows the hefty load she managed to squeeze out of her opponent before his demise and finally gets up, leaving it to the staff to drag the corpse off the stage.
Ah~! Next!

(I apologize in advance for being mediocre at writing)

>>9007676
So it's Boco?

>>9007684
I don't even get the shit the guy shitposting at nue is going on about. For as long as I've known the fuck, I've never seen him to be abusive to ANYONE he's fucking trusting to a fault. When I tried to give him advice on some shit that was happening, and telling him to cut ties with some people, he fucking refused and tried to patch things up, despite them stabbing him in the back not even moments later.

>>9007693
Why is there a penis growing out of her chest?

>>9007693
I legit thought this was some transformation image or something. Glad I clicked on the image to be sure

>>9007693
Is...Is that guy fucking dead...?

>>9007646
Iowa was extremely popular during the era she was here, to the point that she was flooded with non-RP replies. Her card from a swiss-army knife of characters and her RP was at least pretty decent.
However, incidents like being banned for loli several times and being caught in a Discord server give powe to the shitposters.

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>>9007699
No one does, I've known nue for like a week now. By that time most people on these communities act like little shits.
>>9007693
I'm not one for wrestling, but my fighting is quite excellent.
>Hanzo drops his bow to the side and awaits for the challenge to begin.

>>9007697
Nah

>>9007710
Sounds like a really fucked situation

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>>9007676
>He's angry at them for not reciprocating their love.
Kek. He sounds pretty assblasted

>>9007693
Could you suffocate me with your butt and bully me until I cum, please?

>>9007716
forgot to expand on nue, he's been nothing but amazing and with the week i've known him. He's been nothing but great, no real grievances

>>9007609
Kinx

>>9007726
There was also some retard who used to thirst after her constantly, and went off the deep-end, thinking that because he'd had multiple sessions with them, that he was somehow a god of ERP. He shitposted here using some nobody as his avatar, talking shit to anybody that he could get a response out of. All of this was done under the guise of "I'm trying to impove the standards of this place." Eventually he got banned for spamming, and never showed up again.

>>9007609
Owain.

>>9007739
>that he was somehow a god of ERP

Owain?

>>9007632
>>9007672
>>9007742
Hi Morrigan/Shauna/Aradia

>>9007745
Owain doesn't think he's the god of ERP. He's pretty odd at times, but he's honestly no different than a lot of anons I know outside of the threads as well.

>>9007729
She's taken too, apparently.

>>9007747
Hi Boco.

>>9007747
>Implying Morrigan, Shauna or Aradia care about Owain at all

>>9007747
Should say hi samefag

>>9007759
He's literally all they talk about at times. Really often times.

>>9007759
All three of them are Owain's orbiters and refuse to get off his cock whenever he's around. They're a huge part of the reason why the whole "Owain's harem" meme exists.

>>9007763
>>9007765
I don't know who's Shauna but Morrigan and Aradia don't give a shit about Owain

>>9007632
>>9007672
>>9007742

What's worse is that Owain is going to wake up and see these posts and go "Wow! Thanks for stroking my ego some more, anons! I love you too (but not really lol)"

>>9007726
People also blame her for causing the downfall of the threads because they tdnd to correlate the decrease in thread quality with the time that she went into /v/'s E3 threads last year to lure anons here as a joke.

>>9007757
>She's taken
By who?

>>9007776
>people
>one person

>>9007763
>>9007765
Dunno about those other discord sluts but I know morrigan is thirsty for Mecha not Owain

>>9007609
Chat.

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Well then, I guess if 3 hours is apparently too little time to do anything, I'd better get going.

>>9007739
who

>>9007792
Who is this?

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Well, it was nice thread. See you later.

>>9007792
Good Night, Best Bunny.

>>9007792
>tiny pic
I kekd.
I'd play with you bunny girl, if I was into giant wangs. You seem nice.

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>I'm bored
>Let's talk all about these ava's personal lives, like some retarded tabloid or cable TV

>>9007781
We just don't know.

>>9007811
Welcome to post LDxDMG wedding ERP

>>9007811
Better than talking about lolis.

>>9007799
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>9007785
>Morrigan
>Thristing after Mecha
You're being delusional

>>9007799
Pls. Save me from ava social life hour. I want out and into something soft.

>>9007657
Celestia's been here over a year and he hasn't improved a bit. All the other ava funposting slides off my back but this factoid amuses me to no end. You can see some improvement in all the old avas, even Luffy! ...But not Celestia.

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>>9007820

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>>9007798
See: >>9007411

>>9007806
Night, maybe!

>>9007807
Well, I do play other characters too. But thank you.

Who the fuck is Clarent?

>>9007772
>Morrigan and Aradia don't give a shit about Owain
>when Aradia and Morrigan literally goes "I want to slobber on Owain's cock!" or "Owain! Fuck me until I pass out!" or ">tfw Owain will never mating press you until you're full" every god damn hour
Same goes for Stocking too whenever she's on.

>>9007833
:smirk:

>>9007844
I am Clarent.

>>9007820
No, it really isn't. At least that could hypothetically lead to RP.

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>>9007824
>Skull Grunts
Aw yea-
>Shadman
>Futa

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>>9007823
Thanks.

>>9007836
Fuck this, I'm going to my 'retired avas corner'.

>>9007844
>>9007852
No I am.

>>9007842
>Didn't see the actual card
O.
I thought you were futa all around. Shit.

If you're not leaving, can I get some kitty love? She seems adorable.

>>9007867
I am Alpharius!

>>9007811
It's night for most 'mericans and most avas are asleep.

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>>9007856
If you want to RP I'm trying out my new Hanzo. Could use some constructive criticism, if not Hanzo I do have Murdoc and Hellboy

>>9007848
Morrigan barely posts in the main discord and she barely talks about Owain

>>9007862
DAMN IT TAKE ME WITH YOU, DON'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE

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>>9007881
That doesn't excuse the shitty topic at hand. Nobody needs to know this shit, and nobody fucking cares.

Who did Iowa play?

>>9007881
We uironically need more ESL avas.

>>9007848
Midna is the ringleader behind the Owain circus

>>9007899
More like we unironically need more male avas.

>>9007899
We don't need ESL avas.
We need Brits avas.

>>9007895
Iowa, that's where her name comes from. The twins from Kancolle, I forget who. And a bunch of monmusu and Granblue sluts.

>>9007904
I get screeched at for "stealing" RPs whenever I try to play a male ava. It doesn't bother me, but it always winds up derailing the thread and making everyone fight over the logistics of pretending to be an anime catgirl instead of an anime boy.

Kass seems to get a free pass, though. But he's a cool guy, so I don't mind.

>>9007895
The gay boat shouta twins, and a bunch of monster girls.

>>9007824
Id suck them both off.

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>>9007874
Of course!

Bear in mind though, that I have about three hours or so at most, is that okay?

>>9007899
>ESL avas
Please no.

>>9007920
>Never got a loveydovey date with Lunalu because of these autists who couldn't stop shitposting Iowa

I'll forever be salty about all of this. I was on the verge of leaving this place myself when that happened.

>>9007917
Brits are ESLs because their first language is Arabic.

>>9007922
He probably gets a free pass mostly for the whole gay bird thing. It's a fine niche that needed filing and he does it well, who's gonna argue with that?

>>9007899
We have enough with Old nep, Morrigan, Mooty and Nozomi

>>9007880
Alpha did nothing wrong

>>9007893
Honestly, what else is there to talk about then?
I mean, I'm not really defending it. But that that point the thread should just be dead.

>>9007837
Like I said, if they want to be perpetually known as zygote's first RP partner, then that's fine by me.

>>9007934
But old nep left long time ago?

>>9007938
He did a lot of things wrong. He was like a shittier owain that would not only refuse to admit he had at least a little bit of gay inside him, but outright harassed any and everyone he met.

>>9007928
Yeah, that's totally fine, I saw. I don't aim on taking that much of your time, anyway. I just wanted somethin' cute and cuddly to blow me and maaaaybe bend over after. If that's alright.

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>>9007904
b-but i'm here and I can't sleep...
>Cries in his Male ava folders
>>9007887
forgot to update sorry

>>9007945
Old nep is Hestia

>>9007950
Nozomi is Hestia.

>>9007950
just stop this meme

>>9007946
Not to mention did things just to, in his own words "become popular". Apparently he threw a lot of shitfits over Jiro, Owain and Lucas before he left because they were more liked than he was.

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>>9007920
> tfw I never got to play with her Granblue characters
> tfw all of the Granblue avatar players left

>>9007956
Hi nep

>>9007962
Hi Lupin

>>9007958
Had tons of alts, was obsessed with feet and hit up literal lolis for nudes. At least our resident lolifag doesn't take things to that extreme.

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>>9007948
Oh my. That it sure is!

Did you have anything to add before we begin? A preferred setting? With or without dairy mammies?

>>9007960
I'm fairly sure Morrigan plays a couple

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>>9007938
He never sucked my dick.

>>9007989
You are the sexiest!

>>9007958
Lucas will always be my favorite fucking person in these threads.

>>9007999
Is that an ironic statement? He doesn't post in these threads.

>>9007989
Go to bed, ojii-san. You'll never turn Alpha true gay.

>>9007960
There's a Cag of late that may or may not be Iowa
Kinx plays Therese
Morrigan plays Alicia
We're far from the Kawai heyday of GBF though

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>>9007989
C-can I kissu your dicku?

>>9008001
I think they meant community. But Lucas is still a great person.

>>9007982
Somethin' cute that comes to mind is knowing her and having her sneak into bed with me, to do this before sleep, maybe. Wants attention maybe.
And as for tits-I don't mind either, but I probably wouldn't give her a good milking, unless it made her really happy.

That all sound nice?

>>9007985
>>9008003
I have hope.

>>9008003
It doesn't matter who the cag is, only that one exists, t b h.

>>9007999
>>9008009
What's so great about generic Shota boy#07?

>>9008020
Hi lolicon

>>9008003
>Kawai's Vira that actually triggered /gbfg/ for letting her take dick

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>>9008026
Gomenasorry

>>9008024
Rp wise, he can pretty much do what most rpers do. Personality wise, one of the coolest people here, none of that drama and sure as hell none of this hating on people shit. A lot of ava's talk shit to each other but never seen lucas do it.

>>9008036
>Rp wise, he can pretty much do what most rpers do
So he's bland?
>A lot of ava's talk shit to each other but never seen lucas do it.
Bullshit. In this place everyone ends up talking shit about someone one way or another.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbmN6Xc47D

>>9008047
never seen him do it, also never seen a handful of ava's do it.

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>>9007995
ありがとうございました!

>>9008002
Rest in pieces. That retard just kept hounding me to suck him off as Tenryuu anyway.

>>9008007
Mashiro is NOT for lewd.

>>9008027
> tfw I was the one being fucked by that Vira

>>9008047
You have a very negative outlook on things anon.

>>9008051
>wat

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>>9008055
How about THICCCChouli?

>>9007654
It's alright, I hope you enjoy your sleep.

Good night and sweet Dreams pon Pon.

>>9008052
Then you clearly haven't been around here for long.
>>9008062
Don't dare say it's not true.

>>9008068
Jesus christ, please rp as her.

>>9008051
>frowns as his loli grows

>>9008073
I can't really tell you that something you think isn't true, anon. That's why they're your thoughts. To do with as you please.

If we can't have our own thoughts, then we're not people anymore, right?

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>>9008010
Sounds good!

>It was the middle of the night over at Anon's place. After a relatively uneventful evening playing vidya and watching Netflix, both he and his new feline friend had gone to sleep. They hadn't known each other for very long, but they seemed to get along surprisingly well already. She had insisted that he uses his own bed as usual while she would use the couch, regardless what he'd say.

>Not even an hour had passed, however, before the door to his room would emit a low, drawn-out creak, snitching on the kitty attempting to sneak into his room.
Shit...
>She whispers to herself, hoping that he hadn't heard that. Maybe he's already asleep, she thinks.

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>>9008068
Do we have any healthy Rans?

>>9008101
Nope. No 2hu fluffy tails here.

>>9008093
True. Still, no one here ever innocent and Lucas isnt an exemption to that.

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>>9008110
Well, that just won't do.

>>9008116
except the new batch of avas, still waiting for drama to start with them.

Be glad that you aren't Luffy.

>>9008097
>It had been a rather restful evening, in all honesty. Which made it all the stranger that Anon was having trouble getting to sleep. Maybe it was the dirty thoughts plaguing his mind ever since the two had went their separate ways that were keeping him up. He considered jerking off, but he was almost too lazy to do so. Which made the lack of proper sleep all the more agonizing. He drifted in and out, all the same, and let his thoughts take him, finally giving into the urge to jerk off. He was more teasing the thing, stroking, and rubbing at the bulge that had formed from his own thoughts, until the very soft creak of his door drew his mind. Was...that...?
>He was probably hearing things. Definitely. Slowly, his hand drifted back to his dick, and he started to rub it a little slower, trying to draw back the erection he had had moments before, from under the sheets.

>>9008139
Knowing this place that's only gonna take a day or two.

>>9008141
Also this.

>>9008138
Are you planning on playing her? Because I can use some loving from a healthy Ran.

>>9008138
pls, I need this.

>>9008146
Oh, I was just posting some pictures hoping someone else would pick up on her. I want to rail the fox myself.

>>9008144
waiting for this guy>>9007949
i give him a week.

>Fat
>Healthy

>Overweight
>THICC

Americans, everyone.

>>9008141
>yfw Luffy is better than you.

>>9008155
Darn. Well let's hope that it works.

>>9008159
At least you know your female body parts

>>9008165
tell me the story on this please.
>>9008156
my dirt is already out there, just look closer bud.

>>9008157
Whoa it didn't take long for a European to bitch about shit that doesn't matter.

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Where's the big dicks?

>>9008183
Africa

>>9008183
Ask Owain.

>>9008191
But Owain's a four-incher though

>>9008183
sleeping

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>>9008142
>After being still for half a moment to make sure she hadn't been caught, she pressed onward. She hadn't exactly explored Anon's bedroom yet, so she had to feel her way in the dark, the ambient light coming from the hallway barely of any help.
>After finally making out what felt like bedsheets, she very carefully lifted them up on one end, before inching in closer.
>"Eeasy now, eeaasy..." She thought as she moved at a snail's pace, taking her time to slide under the covers. Needless to say she wasn't yet aware that the man was very much awake, and fully aware of her already failed yet still ongoing attempt at being sneaky.

>>9008194
Owain is a nigger.
He is bigger than you in RL too.

>>9008183
I want to fuck Rin

>>9008202
I think Morrigan has her on her card

>>9008141
I'm glad I'm not Luffy or Celestia, personally.

>>9008198
>It only took a few moments more before Anon took notice that someone was indeed in his room-and in those moments, he had successfully reforged his erection, now stroking it steadily, and finding comfort in his sleepless night in the thoughts swimming through his head-most of which related to his cute new companion, though he may not admit it.
>The straw that really gave her away was when he felt his covers lift up, and he peeked out to spot the girl's fluffy tail disappearing slowly into his blanket with him. He froze in response-both out of shock, and uncertainy of what to do-his hand releasing his erection, and letting it rest against his stomach.
>He thought about saying more, but...he wanted to see what she might do, as she crawled up from below. He remained quiet at first, before letting out a makeshift sleepy groan, to make her think she may be successful in sneaking up on the man.

>>9008183
There's one somewhere around here. You just need to know how to lure it out. You know how to right?

>>9008199
Owain is confirmed 4 inches because he sent his cock to his "bros" and one of them leaked it to the threads

It was kind of nasty looking desu

>>9008238
Wait what? holy fuck please tell me this story

>>9008245
That's literally the whole story. Owain posted his cock in the lewd channel on the Discord and it made its way to the threads.

>>9008252
aww I expected more. Is he really black?

>>9008254
Yes he's black, it explains his retardation and personality

Black people operate on a different spectrum than normal people

>>9008257
well oddly enough it is true, but I feel bad for him. I bet he thought that 4 incher was "big", poor tiny dick.

>>9008263
Any time I ever feel even the slightest bit of pity for Owain, I just take one look at the thread or the Discord and see everyone obsessing over him and it goes away.

>>9008257
Hello /pol/.

>>9008238
4 inches hard or flaccid?

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>more Owain-posting

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I'm glad not many people of interest showed up tonight. This is just sad.

>>9008278
Lemme at that dragon loli

>>9008278
It's been like this for months

This is exactly what Owain wanted

Now he can just thirstpost and act innocent when anons shitpost him and his entourage can keep the meme alive

>>9008279
You know people are pathetic when they attack people on such a personal level for typefucking their waifu.

Who's up right now?

>>9008285
>tfw more popular than Owain with popular avas
wild meme

>>9008285
just find his dick pic, then we're all good. Circulate that shit

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Who is Owain

>>9008294
Stop.

>>9008291
I am, but i'm not a well known ava yet. Seems like it's for the better though.

>>9008294
Nitori when?

>>9008294
Some attention whoring tryhard that managed to meme himself into the talk of ERP at all times status by triggering people into jealous fits of shitposting to the point where he doesn't even have to do anything anymore to get people talking about him

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>>9008285
>tfw I keep denying him in both threads and Discords
>tfw I can easily detect him when he's posting at me as anon and drop his dumb ass
>tfw I can easily ignore the drama surrounding him and post without issue
It's not hard, you faggots. Let his idiotic memes die and carry on.

>>9008292
It's a good feeling, isn't it?

>>9008294
So fucking cute. Where did you find this? I really need more cute art.

>>9008292
You can stop the bragging now, Mecha

>>9008305
Misaka?

>>9008294
Owain is.

>>9008311
>Let his idiotic memes die and carry on.

If only anons would listen. But all it takes is one Owain namedrop, or one of his orbiters to start talking about him in Discord and suddenly the threads are shitstorm central

>>9008311
Just wait until he calls you out like he does most. I think his current target is some faggot in the discord.

>>9008294
http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Owain

>>9008311
>when he got himself in deep with Mecha for pulling dumb stuff with Kinx
that was fun

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>>9008222
>His incredible interpretation of "Man Sleeping" had surely won her over, and she was now practically convinced that he was indeed asleep.
>"Good, he's sleeping..." She figured as she kept creeping on. Her plentiful figure and curves grazed his legs ever-so slightly as she moved, brushing closer and closer to his groin. Until...
...?
>"What the...?" Nellko stopped for a moment after feeling a peculiar lump, one she'd recognize the shape and feel of instantly. "Is he... He's hard...!" She thought to herself, suddenly giddy with this discovery. The kitty, deciding to head back down, brought herself back a few inches, and instead of moving further up, rather lowered herself. She planted a single, tentative kiss on the underside of the man's erection, to get a feel and taste for it, as well as slowly stir him awake.

>>9008316
No i'm only like a month in the rp's so like less known.

You guys are worse than Paul sometimes.

>yfw Owain never claimed you.

>>9008327
Didn't he still anon post at Kinx afterwards?

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>>9008313
gimmie a hot second to find the artist, I always see them when im making my touhou folders and their art is tops

>>9008337
I dunno, Kinx posts pretty rarely so I miss their posts sometimes.

>>9008346
This guy makes the cutest Remilia images, drugs and all.

>>9008331
I'm not banned right now not crying over my characters being played by someone else than me at the moment.

>>9008327
While I have no ill intent towards him, I'm glad Mecha put that guy in his place.

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>>9008335
>tfw Owain can't claim you if you don't erp

>>9008346
thank you based loli, this art is a1.

>>9008353
who in the fuck is kinx?

>>9008356
>I'm glad Mecha put that guy in his place.

It lasted for all of one day. He was right back to his usual demeanor the next day. The boy is stubborn as fuck.

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Hell yeah /erp/ let's do this together!

>>9008360
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

>>9008360
>Kissus the Sekibanki

>>9008371
Someone who is into really kinky shit, plays Jinx of LoL.
Denied Owain when he approached her with his Ekko ava, so he anonposted at her.

>erp thread
>literally no erp

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>>9008361
I found it
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=batta_%28ijigen_debris%29

>>9008375
No work for you.

>>9008328
>The man breathed a sigh of relief-quietly of course- when he realized he had fooled her into believing he was asleep. But...what was she aiming to do anyway? He was sure she was off asleep by now. Or at least, thought as much anyway. That's when he felt her starting to inch upwards-the hint of her curves brushing against his legs, and waist, both of which made him flinch ever so slightly-and more notably, made his erection twitch as well, something she probably noticed a lot more as she settled into a comfy spot between his legs.
Ngh...
>A softer, more genuine grunt escaped him this time, not really trying to trick her anymore. His member reacted in absolute delight as she tasted of the underside, and made it oh so much harder, and easier to handle.
N-Nellko...?
>He mumbled-his voice still sounding sleepy, though really he was asking honestly. Not that he wanted her to stop of course...

>>9008375
Cute!

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>>9008375
>Pets the school girl.
stay in school and don't do drugs.
>>9008384
Thanks based loli. May our paths cross once more.

>>9008375
Woo hoo!
>Pats shoulders hard, and shouts at the sky
Anything's possible!

>>9008406
Cringe.

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>>9008388
E-eeek?! Why not?! I remember someone was going to hire me as a heavy machinery operator!

>>9008392
>hides

>>9008394
I won't, mister.

>>9008406
Anything is possible!!!!!! HELL YEAH!
And the sky is not the limit! Let's go to the center of the universe so we can be swallowed into nothingness!

>>9008416
Why are you hiding? You're awfully cute!
Such cuteness should be illegal!

>>9008416
Cosmic death is the most metal death. STRAIGHT INTO THE BLACK HEART OF THE GALAXY BABY

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>>9008423
EXACTLY! LETS GOO BOYOSSSS
>ratatatata ratatatata ratatata teren teren tratatata

>>9008423
>blushes and curls into a ball as she floats and hits the ceiling

Since there isn't jack shit happening here, why don't you name an ava you'd like to see here, AND what kind of play you'd want from them.

Personally, I'd like a Dekomori, chuuni and all. I just want to play along with her long enough to convince them lewd stuff is part of a ritual, then proceed to fuck the chuuni out of her.

>>9008437
W-Wait, where are you going!?
Come back!

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>>9008377
Best to take the role of a spectator than play this game.
>>9008378
Stop doing this, anon.

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>>9008416
good, now get out. This place is not one for good christian future space adventurers.
>Hanzo wags his finger giving the girl a small lecture trying to be her idol.

>>9008447
Hi Shark Nue

>>9008447
Only if you say please.
>Kissus some more.

>>9008440
I need more blue butt. Namely Asari, but any blue character will do.
As for what to do, blue space butt things is what I'd do to them. Maybe psychic orgasms. That'd b neat.