RWBY/RT Trash General #403 Hatman edition
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whats the difference between rwby/rt trash vs rwby/gt trash threads?
who /droppedtheshowbutwillstillshitpostinthethreads/ here?
>>9002491
I'm only around for Weiss
The moment she's in a canon relationship is when I drop the show and probably my spinal column with it
Snowbird
>>9002491
I'm mostly just here for the villains
>Be a White Fang member in Atlas
>Be sneaking around the sewers, plotting to destroy the good people of Atlas
>turn corner
>See this
What do you do?
>>9002491
Nope, I'm still here because I enjoy the show and enjoy talking about it.
On the rare occasion people actually talk about it around here, at least...
>>9002707
Succ some dick
>>9002707
Get shot because it's better to die than be Fauna
>>9002491
Gotta be up to date with your memes, otherwise your shitposts will be subpar.
>>9002707
this is all irrelevant because if I wouldnt be in the white fang
>>9002490
Gt has more storytimes.
>>9002490
gt is for OCs
>>9002490
rt is for shitposting gt is for creating shit
Guys, I think we need to talk about Reese...
>>9003122
>Neo can change her hair color at will
POTTERY
>We need to allow Raven's clan and the faunus into Atlas so that they can enrich us with their vibrant diversity. Don't listen to anything Ironwood says, he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic bigot and you know it.
>>9002707
Za hando
https://youtu.be/eLWXUYJIuHU
>>9002516
That sounds kinda pathetic
>>9002707
Well I have a name and a face and they're generic masked mooks so my plot armour will protect me
>>9003416
Are you sure about that?
>>9003558
Yeah
>>9002672
sucks RT thinks villains are not worth a damn god forbid they open their eyelids and see people like villains more than most heros in any other series but fuck it just keep making team rwby and jnpr merch only cause fuck every other fucking character FUCK
Any suggestions?
>>9003270
>>9003782
Judging by the amount of fancontent made, overall most people DO prefer team RWBY though
>Blocks your path
>Where do you think you're going comrade?
What if Pyrrha came up to you and asked if you knew anything about chloroform?
>>9003782
Yeah it's annoying there's just so little made for the villain characters
>>9003843
>>9003895
>holy shit pyrrha you're alive
>>9003843
I'm gonna go succ Ironwoods iron wood
>>9003795
Salem and Ozpin
>>9004011
there needs to be more short hair neo
>>9004190
1. As a general rule I tried to not put any dead characters on there, otherwise I would have placed Penny somewhere underneath ironwood.
2. I think one anon said it best when asked where Ozpin and Salem are. He said something along the lines of 'They are on opposite ends of the Z axis. The Z axis is the tinfoil hat axis.'
>>9003895
I would advise her to just ask out Jaune instead of trying to rape him.
Is team RWBY just?
>>9004765
yes
>>9002526
>>9005255
>>9005279
>>9005360
Second one seems on model.
>>9005393
>>9003895
I would ask her why instead of raping him she doesn't purchase one of his handy dandy packages from his site
Sure most of them seem geared towards lonely rich boys but she can afford the lover special.
>>9005421
Snow birds is both shit and kind of sad.
>>9005464
>>9005474
Man I understand shit, but how is it sad?>>9005475
>>9005486
because I need the uncensored version.
Please Help.
>>9005493
>540
>>9005360
Every thread you point this out. We get it already
>>9005493
>Qrow in all likely hood spends many of his nights by himself only occasionally breaking the monotony by jerking off while thinking of Tai.
>Winter either lusts after Ironwood or is fucking some young stud.
>>9005511
Cant help ya there, dont care for the ship so I dont have those ones on me, cant remember the artists name but they're fairly popular
>>9005612
>winter is revealed to be the gay character
>>9005445
Jaune being a whore is better than all his other backstory ideas.
>>9005511
>>9005652
>>9005652
Larger version, my apologies
>>9005612
And you say snowbird fags self insert
>>9005687
would you like to talk to me about RWBY its ok i think
>>9005783
The fact that that's where your mind immediately went says more about you.
>>9005646
Jaune is pure virgin.
>>9005947
Jaune is a slut who whores himself out to a rich shota
>>9006033
Why would you become a hunter then?
>>9006060
Jaune used camwhoring to raise money to afford to go to Beacon
>>9006092
Jaune is pure.
>>9006157
sluuut
>>9006092
Would that even be possible in Remnant?
why when there is a rwby thread on /co/ they fall over themselves trying to hate rwby
>>9006199
Does it matter?
>>9006204
Yeah it's kinda funny how you have like a third people hating rwby, then another third that come in and say they're being over-dramatic, and a third asking what the hell the show is. Like clockwork everytime.
>>9006224
Yes because I need extensive context for my jerkoff material. It is why I have three writing stuffs on now.
>>9006241
I mean nothing really goes against it, so I dont see why not.
>>9003795
Emerald, Cinder and Mercury?
>>9006266
But how would it come around in a world with shit internet connections? How would it exist in a world without paetron and PayPal?
>>9006353
>But how would it come around in a world with shit internet connections?
I mean it's shit NOW because of the fall of Beacon but it seemed pretty good before, besides Jaune isnt doing the camwhore thing currently, he's traveling
>How would it exist in a world without paetron and PayPal?
how do you know the remnant equivalent of those dont exist?
>>9006353
Its done on Remnant's version of Facebook.
Pictures are posted and money is sent. Instead of camshows its personal correspondence and maybe personal one on one shows.
Probably less lucrative because of how unreliable payment would be.
>>9006376
Why would they exist?
PayPal came about due to the increasing nature of digital connections and non physical purchases. paetron due to the rise in I guess non traditional entertainment.
>>9006383
What kind of sad pathetic duck would out that much effort for what is probably a jerk off session.
>>9006457
Whitley.
>>9006457
Whitley didn't get a lot of affection growing up. It's normal.
>>9002491
/pol/-kun?
>>9006463
Jacques wouldn't allow it.
>>9006537
Jacques doesn't notice.
>>9006563
Jacques notices and doesn't care.
It keeps Whitley compliant and at home because he dreams of bringing Jaune home one day.
>>9006590
But Jacques doesn't like homos.
>>9006633
no he just doesnt like faunus, disobedience, competition and what doesnt make him money
>>9006633
>Implying Jacques doesn't see the value in having his heir have a dandier and gentler air than him
>Implying Jacques doesn't see the advantages in having Whitley's spouse having some leverage to be used.
What if Winter was secretly and otaku and kept a stash of Mistrali comics and cartoons even when she was on deployment?
>>9006590
That's fucking depressing.
Whitley obeying his father hoping to one day convince Jaune to leave his rinky dink farm to live with him and be his hubby.
Meanwhile Jaune is traveling the world no longer gay for pay.
>>9006757
>Jaune goes to Beacon
>does minor camwhore stuff now and then but ultimately Whitley sees far less of him
>the fall of beacon
>no word from Jaune
>no sign he's even alive anymore
>>9005632
That's actually quite possible
Before volume 3 they said a character who would be introduced is some kind of queer
>>9006204
Why would you expect anything otherwise? Even thread regulars have no problem shitting on it.
>>9006811
reese
>>9006826
Reese has transcended such petty matters, she is above and beyond sexuality
Also, she fucks dogs
>>9006769
Does Whitley a hero?
>>9006926
why is she spying on redsun
Not going to lie. I would rather watch the Boys Love version of RWBY.
>>9006932
Nobody knows. She was just sitting at the back by herself, for no apparent reason.
>>9006935
>Boys love
Jaune and REN?
>>9006811
For me, Scarlet was the most blatantly hinted at being gay so far, what with a male admirer holding up his sign at the tournament. Though if that's the case, Scarlet feels like a "safe and boring option" to me, since he's only a very minor character.
Emerald is also a possibility, they've obviously made sure to emphasise she has strong feelings towards Cinder. But as much as I would enjoy that being canon, I have to concede there's a possibility Emerald just has a non-romantic case of hero worship.
>>9006811
Oscar.
RWBYg...
>>9008288
neo x weiss
Alright yous fags, Miles and Kerry have three shitty ideas and they've decided to let YOU pick one of them to put in the show.
If you decline, they include all three.
>Pyrrha is brought back to life in ghe most hamfisted way possible: The power of Jaune's love. P.S. Jaune loves her now don't question it. The entire thing is glossed over and they never properly explain it or use the method again to bring back anyonr else.
>Everyone in the show is now voiced by Nolan North. Including the women. Especially the women. Except for your waifu. She's voiced by Tara Strong...And no, not her Raven voice, not even her book horse voice...No, you get nu-Harley.
>Ruby falls madly in love with a male feminist that brainwashes her into dying her hair red, getting fat, wearing ugly clothing, and just all around being unpleasent.
Pick one. Do it.
>>9002491
Yo!
>>9008482
I'll take your new Harley and raise you a Toot Braunstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYbw4A_PTek
>>9006742
>bully her
>>9008482
>pick the second one
>turn off the sound
>read subtitles
Sex with Weiss
>>9008482
#3, because it shouldn't affect my Weiss that much
>>9009129
You sure that's not Winter
>>9009132
I'm pretty sure
Winter is more into grimm cock than faunus
>>9005843
>no guys Winter belongs to Ironwood
>Qrow can't be with winter she loves Ironwood
You can't just force people to like one ship because you don't like the other one
What are her fetishes?
>>9009620
Extinction.
>>9009620
Amputation
>>9008482
#2 sounds like an improvement
>>9002491
I have consumed every piece of rwby media that isn't the show.
Even the game.
On ps4
>>9009960
is that supposed to be Sun or Jaune?
How would he fare in Remnant
>>9009960
what is happening here?
>>9008482
They're all awful, trash them
>>9010363
Sun
>>9010873
Kinky sex involving milk
>>9010594
Remnant is pratically the land of free upgrades considering his gimmick.
Of course he could just MUGEN NO KANOUSEI through it all too.
What do you want his Abilities/fighting style to be?
>>9011428
fisticuffs
>>9011428
Ticket machine abuse.
>>9011428
Plenty of cool variation of Big Punchy guy to choose from to the extremes like Raoh and Hideyoshi(Sengoku Basara) or if that is to much maybe Anji from Ruroni Kenshin
If RT gives him a hardening semblance he could fight like Armstrong
You are in the club and this goy walks up to you and liberates your gf's homeland through the power of national socialism. What do you do?
>>9012088
Suck his dick.
>>9012088
I salute my superior officer.
>>9011428
Brutal rape with a magical dust-expanding dong.
>>9011428
>pic related
>>9011428
Like Garp.
>>9011428
How easy is Jaune to seduce.
>>9014208
Very easy. Pyrrha's just a beta.
>>9014208
Pretty damn easy if you actually try probably
>>9014041
Did he play college ball? Could Hazel have gone pro?
>>9011428
New bara daddy
I really lol Jack Pattillo. He is a good and funny man.
>>9015200
*like
>>9015200
>t. Jack
>>9010996
Cutest Penny,even if she's a bit of a nutter
>>9014686
At some cushy huntsmen academy ?
i like penny too i hope she will be in the show next season so i will actually watch it do you like penny
>>9015581
I like Penny, I sure hope to see her in Chibi
>>9015581
Penny Anon! You've returned to us!
What a fortuitous omen!
I'm The One is even better after drinking alcohol
>>9015820
are they doing chibi this summer i don't think they did enough with it last time AND ALSO PENNY SHOULD BE IN IT
>>9015846
rumors of my death have been slightly exaggerated
>>9015969
Yup Chibi is coming sometime next month
>>9015639
Probably not too easy. He'd have to get some sort of gain out of it, ultimately he'd decide for himself whether he wants to do that or not
>>9016083
After we get comfortable enough with each other, yeah probably
>>9016083
>Implying you wouldn't be the one giving the thigh job because you don't want to try anal yet.
>>9016134
I'd be happy with it either way honestly
>>9015416
Try University of Vacuo.
>>9016134
>Anon awkwardly trying to line Jaune's dick with the middle of his thighs, his own little dick bouncing off Jaune's belly
>>9016083
How the fuck would a thigh job work with two guys?
>>9016251
Put dick between thighs
>>9016390
and then?
>>9016166
Could've gone pro if he hadn't joined Salem!
>>9016602
He's not one of those Atlas pansies.
How well would the major fare against Penny?
I think I finally found a show with a waifu count as high as RWBY...
>>9017258
Who needs so many waifus when all you need is one satania
>>9016390
What about the balls though? Wouldn't they get in the way?
>>9017770
Nope you fuck off right now
>>9018134
The balls rest on the dick.
>>9018484
I mean you could of just not replied....
But mwhaha of course who needs rwby waifus or cross ange waifus when none can compare to how amazing satania is!
Arkos is best ship!
>>9018682
Comf!
>>9018682
It's not.
Arkos is so shit the crack gay ones are far better.
>>9018776
Get out of here fag, Jaune is not for gay!
>>9018800
He's not for Pyrrha either.
>>9018786
So what conclusion did you come to?
>>9018820
If thats the case, why do they have a theme that plays when they are together?
>>9018835
You were by far the worse of the two
Not just in girl choice, but in anime as well
>>9018841
Dey a cute.
>>9018776
>the crack gay ones are far better
I wouldn't go that far but at least half the participants aren't dead.
>>9018877
the best cute
>>9018889
Not going to lie, the smut is better written so far for the gays.
>>9018871
Clearly another poor victim to memeplosion who can't appreciate the greatness that is Satania.
You at least got to enjoy two great series even if Aqua and Darkness has to carry megumin
>>9018904
Who are these shadow people?
>>9019001
The one with yellow hair is Jaune, and the one in the red hood is Ruby
>>9018967
I wouldn't say Megumin is best, but she's certainly better than the world's most clueless demon from the world's most clueless family
I salute that brother for being willing to deal with them
>>9018947
This.
Its fucking bizarre.
>>9019099
Green eyes = Pyrrha, ya fool
>>9019130
Smut /= What was the cringiest fucking fanfic I've ever seen.
Comparing the quality is pointless.
>>9019160
Saying ridiculous shit like that only makes you look like the fool anon.
Everybody knows Pyrrha hates Jaune, I mean, why else why she embed him in a wall or force him in a locker whenever they got close
>>9019112
Satania is the future queen of hell sure she might be a bit oblivious to a few things on earth but she is still a fearsome devil who controls hells most powerful familiar
And her family is loving and supportive of the future queen the brother will learn when he gets older and wiser
>>9019211
But Arkos has no good smut here. It counts.
>>9019160
No, it's pretty obviously Ruby.
>>9018904
>blackwashing
>>9019520
Gabriel will be Queen of Hell before Satania
>>9019524
I dunno that Mystral Mating festival written a while back by Miles was pretty decent.
>>9018682
Shovel Knight is best ship.
>>9019644
>All those posts
>Little of anything of substance.
>Both characters are borderline YA characters with Jaune once again being a nervous bitch and Pyrrha somehow being not a beta
>>9019690
It's smut man, if we followed literally how they acted in the show, the story would be 70 posts long before they got to the first kiss.
>>9019712
>70 posts
You could literally just skip to then liking each other.
As long as you don't do the shitty thing where you add shit trying to justify it beyond vagueness.
>>9019644
>was pretty decent.
It's several posts long and almost entirely made up of single sentence descriptions which are pretty banal.
It being this long, having that little in the way of good prose and having a retarded as fuck premise at that is what undermines it.
>>9019712
>, the story would be 70 posts long before they got to the first kiss.
It literally fabricated a scenario where they were suddenly realizing they were dating before the end of the first post.
>>9019712
That sounds more like shitty writing that their personalities have to be completely changed for their relationship to happen or work.
Would you ?
>>9020086
If that's what my girl's into, of course
>>9016083
How much would he charge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiqJ_9ddsWA
>>9019989
you know what would make this ship way better
>>9020319
If Neo was replaced by Pyrrha.
>>9019690
>Jaune once again being a nervous bitch
I FUCKING hate this so god damn much Why does Arkos do this?
>>9020429
nope
>>9020319
Neo was boyNeo?
>>9020464
Eyy thats pretty good
>>9020485
Yes.
>>9020222
How much are you willing to pay to feel Jaune's rock hard thighs tighten around your dick like a vice.
>>9020512
How much to get you to go to the next door /erp/ thread?
>>9020512
I'm willing to toss out as much money as I need to.
>>9020521
I want more smut now and here.
>>9020222
>He doesn't know the value of sex so he charges just enough for food and clothes.
>>9020512
Wouldn't that be extraordinarily painful?
>>9020554
https://pastebin.com/k1VXzGTq
>>9020765
>Jaune dick sucking
>Taller than most people with longer so he has to get real low
Hng
>>9020805
>Really want to just shit out a greentext where Anon pays Jaune to give him a thigh job out of spite.
>Can't because of current state of privacy.
My rebel heart yearns.
>>9020909
nah
>>9020909
I like it here. And it's explicitly on topic.
So nah.
>>9020909
Nope.
Why is she so perfect?
>>9020909
Your dick twitching when it shouldn't?
>>9021125
She was built to be perfect.
>>9021184
Then why is she DEAD?
>>9021386
Because artificial perfection can't stand up to natural perfection.
>>9021386
pyrrhas presence is so shit it infected penny
>>9021436
>Pyrrha
Say that to the girl Jaune is going to end up with.
>>9021481
Cinder!
>>9021481
>the girl
At this point in these threads, I'll take anything with a vagina.
>>9021524
I don't paticularly care for the gay posting, but posts like these seem way too invested in Jaune not being gay or being written as gay or looking gay.
You're not Jaune.
>>9021524
Miles here.
He ends up with Oscar
>>9021472
I'm going with this.
I'll take Penny coming back over Pyrrha any day.
At least Penny has more to her character than orbit Jaune's dick.
>>9021665
>At least Penny has more to her character than orbit Jaune's dick.
She really didn't.
>>9021652
>>9021652
>He ends up with Oscar
Does he dress up like a girl?
>>9022130
Not much, I have a few
>>9022198
there's one more after this but I cant find it
>>9022197
No. But his clothes consist of booty shorts and tanktops.
>>9022224
That's alright, thanks for the minidump
>>9022224
found it
>>9022225
Does Jaune smack dat ass?
>>9022715
If ten thousand more first members join? Yes.
Could she lewd the Rube?
>>9022962
No since if their were weapons personified on Remnant Ruby would be far too busy with Crescent Rose.
>>9023537
>Ruby knows all about CR
>All her ticks
>All her likes and dislikes
>All her insides
>All her measurements
>Blake's Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4
>>9025113
It fits Neon more.
>>9025113
>Blake's Song
I thought it was I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls.
>>9020440
Arkos isn't about Jaune, it's about getting with Pyrrha
>>9021386
Pyrrha ruins everything
>>9021436
>natural perfection
You are of course referring to Cinder, right? After all, Pyrrha's pretty dead too.
>>9025399
Is there a rest of that comic?
>>9025449
Already did that in PlayClub
How well would Rachel Purity do in Remanent?
>>9025992
who
>>9011428
I was hoping his semblence would be something non-combat like Mind control (IE. Why he would be sent to negotiate with Sienna Khan), but given what we've seen, asuming RT don't go full retard, his ability is probably controlling technology or some shit.
What is the bump limit here? 300?
>>9027638
Yep. 300.
So... RWBYg not too active last night, huh?
>>9027651
not too shocking, weeknights are slow
>>9027798
Glad to hear it. Can't wait!
So I may have acquired around $350 in commission credit from a halfway decent artist, what should I get? Lewds allowed but no porn-tier, I can get anywhere from 7-12 separate images depending on the quality
>>9028636
who's the artist?
>>9028643
She probably wouldn't want me giving out her info just yet, she's not very confident in herself right now. I'll find some of her work and post it shortly.
>>9028660
Fair nuff
>>9028691
Her art's kinda all over the place, here's a more low effort one
>>9028711
>>9028691
Compared to:
>>9028734
Was gonna get some OC's done but I think I'd rather nail the character designs myself first before commissioning them off words alone. Now I'm thinking of getting a few lighthearted commissions or a 4-koma type thing, but I'm curious if you guys would have any neat ideas. The show's pretty much dead to me but I loved the characters and still love the mechanics of the setting a lot.
>>9028778
I cant personally think of anything in particular, most suggestions are probably going to be single characters pieces or ship art
it's just rather dead right now, so probably wont get too many others suggestions until later
>>9028636
people paying for art seems like such a waste of money i dont know how you guys waste so much money for images
>>9028829
$350 in commission credit does not equal $350 in cash spent.
>>9028845
not just you greatcow and the other people who commission dishwasher and hiwo and or worse waste money on shit like that snuff set
>>9028893
it's their money to spend, they got a steady income and cash left to do what the hell they want with it, they can spend it on art
>>9028829
Also, the trick is to get them to pay you in commission credit.
Can I justify spending $80 on a commission? Not really.
Getting $80 in commission credit to order a massive tentatcle-dildo for my roommate, greatly amusing both me and the artist? Now that's much easier to stomach.
https://twitter.com/kerryshawcross/status/857621775697498114
What did he mean by this ?!!!!
>>9028893
what if they have plenty of money and enjoy an artist's art
>>9029553
Very little I imagine
>>9029553
Yeah yeah yeah, any news on the the soundtrack?
>>9029661
As has been said many times, Jeff said 1st of May.
>>9029680
Thanks for the info Gayposter, this is my first time being here in months.
>>9022962
>>9024161
>Ruby x CR or any weapon for that matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHrRVv0qwo
>>9029718
Oh, sorry. I didn't know. It's just that that question seems to come up every thread.
>>9029777
Ab trips!
>>9029777
It's fine I'd probably be the same way you lucky bastard
>Album dropping in two days
Jeff said it'd be faster this time, the hack
>>9029868
The only source for that is a random screenshot from the wiki.
You're all going to be royally disappointed.
made a new thread so this one doesn't slip into death while most of us are asleep
>>9030023
She can easily beat EVERYONE in Remnant. Even if they all teamed up against her. So she would fair pretty well.