BBD Edition Last Thread: >>8993541 [NEW RELEASES] &g

File: 13.jpg (44KB, 634x473px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 634x473px

North Korea best!

>>9001349
>No /sug/ on title

>>9001349
Big Blue Dick?

i want lapis to end the fed

File: 1492382267405.jpg (105KB, 682x383px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 682x383px

canon

File: 1485572477806.png (134KB, 285x381px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 285x381px

>>9001437
I want Lapis to be fed

10%

File: 1488601614242.png (101KB, 207x430px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 207x430px

>>9001452
this

>No "/sug/ - Steven Universe General" in the OP.

You fucked up.

File: 1492413290447.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>9001476
good stuff

File: Sadie_cute_outfit.jpg (156KB, 668x1102px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 668x1102px

Post Sadie

>>9001373
That isn't the real daddy, that's one of his hundreds of body doubles. His face isn't nearly chubby enough

This show has taught me a lot about all the marvelous kinds of waifus that exist in the universe

File: 1493260644048.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>9001511

File: 1473950989385.png (1MB, 1350x869px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1350x869px

pearls should experiment

File: 10.jpg (39KB, 530x630px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 530x630px

>>9001543
First person to notice. good job.

File: op19kpIjWr1ud82cpo1_r1_(montydragon).gif (484KB, 1280x1241px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 1280x1241px

Gems should sit and watch the rain come down

>>9001560
Pearls have big feet

>>9001560
drawfags should finish their work

File: 1444697046977.png (79KB, 241x232px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 241x232px

>>9001545
What the fuck are you talking about, they are just painted humans.
The one actually alien looking waifu was in only one episode before getting bubbled.

File: llpyybbb.jpg (497KB, 914x875px) Image search: [Google]

497KB, 914x875px

>>9001560

>>9001603
You're being too literal

File: IMG_2911.png (785KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

785KB, 1600x1600px

?

???

>>9001560
Woah shit you're actually moving beyond a sticky note sketch?

Nice

>>9001577
you are a disappointment for everybody else.

>>9001620
The said "all the marvelous kinds of waifus". Aside for coming in S, M and XXXL size, they are pretty much one kind of waifus

>>9001577
Kill yourself

File: tumblr_nxd078FhL01r1kgcho2_1280.png (976KB, 1250x1500px) Image search: [Google]

976KB, 1250x1500px

>>9001545
This show's main crime will forever be not making the Gems xeno enough

File: 1424906271821.png (356KB, 940x759px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 940x759px

>>9001686
Or at least showing us some actual aliens

File: 1492829794000.png (100KB, 529x435px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 529x435px

So when will you finally learn who the best gem is /sug/?

File: 1491021971557.png (252KB, 554x632px) Image search: [Google]

252KB, 554x632px

>>9001505
good shit

>>9001778

When said Gem survives a bath consisting of turpentine, acetone, and benzene.

File: 1471990575325.png (93KB, 700x551px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 700x551px

>>9001782
>>9001505
>>9001476
>>9001452

stop samefagging your autistic bait

File: 1485930521523.png (440KB, 762x710px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 762x710px

>>9001782
nice

File: promo312221121.jpg (566KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 1920x1080px

>>9001349
Based Big Dog Edition?

File: ^9A145189513D50837BB8095FABF1A1A5DE397E9878C703FF24^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.png (25KB, 1360x560px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 1360x560px

"the hot one"

File: 1443840183966.png (180KB, 395x395px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 395x395px

How would you improve this show with one word?

I'll start:
>Lasers

>>9001844
>turpentine, acetone, and benzene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YguFR9iAA

>>9002002
Harem

File: 1492813816745.png (44KB, 189x173px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 189x173px

>>9001894
stop that

>>9001871
i am not one person

File: Screenshot (32).png (131KB, 301x536px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 301x536px

>>9002002
death

File: tumblr_inline_ohvck5almh1t3pgqq_1280.png (281KB, 612x1000px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 612x1000px

>>9002002
Penises

>>9002002
nudity

Music Anon here. I'm taking a break from taking requests since I'm at my last week of the semester, but I'm still here for funsies. It didn't help how disappointed I was in my last work. I'm kinda glad the thread was dead when I posted it

Can anyone on /sug/ do voices? Just asking out of curiosity.

>>9002002
>Twenty-Two

File: e7d1e45f-b92d-4d0c-8326-38be947998d8.jpg (2MB, 1280x1745px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1745px

What if you were a fish and Jasper called you pathetic before shoving her finger up your butt?

File: Cstf7JcVUAA3ZNq.jpg (127KB, 807x1024px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 807x1024px

>>9001998
>his waifu isn't this god-tier

jasperfaggot go home

File: 1489664490940.png (109KB, 280x480px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 280x480px

>>9002002
cleansing

File: 1492694245628.png (312KB, 1280x1044px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1280x1044px

>>9002022
Stop what?

>>9002002
>plot

File: .........jpg (345KB, 2480x3508px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 2480x3508px

>>9002075
gas them all

>>9002059
Jasper and Pearl are best gems silly Pearlfag

File: 1480808176093.jpg (221KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 960x1280px

>>9002016
this

>when you suspect the porn artist you've been talking to is underage
This is a really really unfortunate feel.

File: 994512423.jpg (28KB, 434x323px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 434x323px

Here's a game, /sug/

Rank the main characters from best to worst.

I'll start:

Steven > Amethyst > Greg > Connie > Pearl > Sapphire > Garnet > Peridot > Ruby > Lapis

>>9002166
haha you are going to jail

>>9002166
who?

>>9002201
shit taste go home

>>9001349
w8 wot how long has this leak of lion 4 been out?

>>9002235
A few weeks, mate.

>>9002201
pearl>steven>garnet>amethyst>greg>jasper>lapis>peridot>sapphire>>>>>>>ruby>>>>>>>>>>>>townies

>>9002244
th-thanks

File: 1475853079388.jpg (298KB, 944x1246px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 944x1246px

>>9002016
The show would be at least 30x better if Steven confessed to the gems.

>>9002052
Swim up her utethra

>>9002210
No he's not.

The only person in possible legal trouble is the artist for creating illicit materials while underage. Anon is in no real legal trouble unless he solicits any pornographic art from someone he suspects is underage.

>>9002277
he probably did so he's going to jail haha

>>9002213
zone

>>9002213
>>9002299
Nope. Maybe I'll tell /sug/ who at a later date.

>>9002291
It all depends on whether or not he suspected the artist was underage BEFORE asking for art.

If he has the logs or evidence that implies that he didn't know, he's in no real trouble.

>>9002318
tell me or i'll notify the FBI

>>9002002
Get the women off the crew

>>9002357
one word man.

>>9002357
>get rid of entire crew

>>9002052
This is fruity, I like it

>>9002201
Amethyst > Pearl > Steven > Greg > Garnet > Sapphire > Jasper > Ruby > Connie > Lapis > Peridot

>>9002002
Fights.

or

>>9002049

>>9002265
He did confessed to one green gem

>>9002201
Pearl>Jasper>Greg>Amethyst>Rose>Steven>Garnet>Sapphire>Connie>Ruby>Peridot>>>>Lapis

>>9002378
"Feminicide"

>>9002002
Kevin

we need a human villain who is a threat. maybe a ronaldo type who has recovered gem tech.

>>9002002
Good writing/New writers that are competent

>>9002435
ew a jascuck

>>9002201
I pretty much agree with this
I'd maybe still put garnet over sapphire

>>9002515
Looks like more of a Pearlfag.

>>9002515
ew a meme loving faggot

>>9000000

File: ygtkcyk.png (99KB, 188x292px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 188x292px

http://www.strawpoll.me/12834978

>>9002565
ew it's talking to me

i have a confession....
...i'm...
....i'm a perifag.

>>9002487
>Government Agent tracks down Steven and arrives at Beach City
>Trails Steven for a few episodes, the episodes ending with a shot of Steven looking around after seeing a shadow or hearing someone following him.
>Demands all the information on things like the Cluster, the gem race, and other Gem stuff.
>Not only incredibly well-trained in combat, but has recovered gem weaponry and learned to use it.
>Still unable to win physically against all the gems
>Plays dirty and pulls a Kent Mansley where he threatens Steven with taking him out of Greg's custody due to the danger he's in

>I know more than you think I do.
>We always do.

>>9002605
ew a redditor

>>9002595
haha it's retarded

>>9002635
ew it keeps replying to me

ew

>>9002565
>jasper isn't a meme
lel

>>9002678
wew

>>9001558
would it be a new low to cum to this

ew
w
we
WE

>>9002318
Bowel Movement? Cubed Cococock

File: 1455413112081.png (442KB, 850x1081px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 850x1081px

>>9002587
Yes, cum for me, anon. I love seeing humans cum.

File: 1493234133549.png (646KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]

646KB, 800x480px

>>9002716
ARE THE CRYSTAL METHS

>>9002487
>we need a human villain who is a threat
We really don't

>>9002746
oh fuck please not Cubed Coconut

Post a song that embodies your feelings for /sug/
I'll go first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

>>9002002
Trigger

>>9002614
Also, hopefully voiced by Michael Ironside

>>9002789
why not?

File: 1493101458265.png (152KB, 692x858px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 692x858px

>>9002771
Will you show me things to help me along

>>9002803
https://youtu.be/tOsck7jYUsE

>>9002782
i pray to god you did not get that from me.

>>9002848
Because it's not what the show is about? It's about the conflict between the rebel gems and the empire
There's nothing close to "cold government agent with recovered technology" type intrigue, it's heavily magical and overemotional in tone

File: 1478264999815.png (380KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 1024x768px

>>9002201
lap>am>stev>pea>greg>jas>garn>sapp>rub>con>per>town

>>9002771
>>9002891
Stop it. This thread is for the discussion of Steven Universe not ERP.

>>9002906
i guess your right.

>>9002923
We are discussing SU porn

File: oa50og0b_colored.png (397KB, 692x858px) Image search: [Google]

397KB, 692x858px

>>9002891

>>9002923
Where do you think you are?

File: 1493258008417.png (30KB, 869x538px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 869x538px

>>9002900
AND WE ALWAYS FUCK YOU DEAD

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

File: 2085643 - Pearl Steven_Universe cubedcoconut.jpg (244KB, 781x1008px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 781x1008px

>>9002923
You sound frustrated, anon. Perhaps you would like to... talk about it?

>>9002848
Because it clashes terribly with what the show is about. That's like saying that there really should be a governments organization tracking Goku and making him pay for everything he breaks. Or a government agency tracking down Dexter and shutting his lab down for illegal experimentation.
Its clearly not what the show is about and doesn't add anything to it.

File: jasper lapis dance_jubilatio.png (321KB, 672x672px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 672x672px

just say yes

>>9002614
so when does your self insert get redeemed and bang pearl

>>9002923
>This thread is for the discussion of Steven Universe
Is that really what you tell yourself

File: maxresdefault.jpg (53KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1280x720px

>>9002923
>This thread is for the discussion of Steven Universe not ERP.

>>9003012
wasn't there an episode of dexter's lab almost exactly like that
Granted I think it was more about paying for an exorbitant electricity bill or something caused by the lab's operation

File: 0144047C-37D1-48FE-B372-226D4378FE20.jpg (110KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 720x1280px

재스퍼, 나 며칠만 묵끼 해줘
Jasper, I'm gonna need a few days.
배고프다 아침 줘.
And I'm hungry, make me some breakfast.

짹..짹 = onomatopoeia for early birds chirping in the background... jjaegjjaeg is pseudo-chui

File: 1484637585675.gif (172KB, 497x372px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 497x372px

>>9003031
Never cause he's a villain. You idiot.

He'd probably be first in line to get killed during a Homeworld invasion.

File: 5B6775AB-A5EB-4CF0-ADB1-173505D0DE55.jpg (103KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 720x1280px

>>9003076
I might typeset these

>>9003076
chui chui

>>9002993
*BREATHING HEAVILY*

File: 0D9A6434-D2E0-42F1-8554-6BB71A01E1C1.jpg (1MB, 2886x4096px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2886x4096px

>>9003092
야...
너 우리 헤어진 건 말건 하냐?
J: Hey... Did we not just break up?

아 뭐!! 갈 데가 여기밖에 없는데 어쩌라고! 내일 1교시란말야!
L: Come on! This is the only place for me to go right now. I've got class to go to tomorrow!

너 그런거 신경 안 쓰는 주제에 웬 1교시 타령이야??!
J: You mean first period ballet, the one class you could not give less of a shit about?

그럼 어쩌라고 우리집으로 가??
존나 먼데??
L: So, what, I should just skip class and go on back home? Is that it?

가면 또 뭐라고 말할건데!!
L: What excuse could I even make?

애인이랑 대판 싸워서 학교 안가고 왔어요~ 이럴까??
L: "Oh, I'm not going to school now 'cause I had a fight with my girlfriend."?

하 진짜 짜증나는데 너까지 왜그래..
L: This is so annoying. Why does it have to be like this...?

나정말 갈 데 없어..
L: I- don't even actually have to go...

File: ac7177a4-2bcc-415d-92bd-7ea26158b3aa.png (246KB, 540x690px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 540x690px

>>9003030
NIET

>>9003076
>>9003108
wow I wish I could freeload off of Jasper and force her to make me quartzmilk pancakes for breakfast

>>9002923
ERP?

>>9003216
how new

>>9003216
Exceptionally Rotated Pectorals

>>9003216
Extremely Rotten Potatoes

>>9003216
Erotic Role Play

>>9003216
Ernie's Real Pumpernickel

>>9003092
good response

>>9003216
emergency ration portion

>>9003216
Evil Rape Partner

File: 1477467806582_colored.png (333KB, 747x749px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 747x749px

The depression is setting in.

>>9003216
Extreme Radical Party

File: 1463978378291.gif (470KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 200x200px

>>9003359
I know that feel anon. Hang in there, homie.

File: sad angry bloople.jpg (172KB, 977x1280px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 977x1280px

>plot points carelessly shoved out to make room for some writers ship fest
>three characters shat on and beaten down at every turn because of bad writing
>three characters who were once engaging and mysterious have been flanderized and shat on beyond belief
>character who has an arc dedicated to her only shows up for last 5 munites of each episode in arc
>sad backstory shoehorned in at last second at end of arc
>main characters sometimes abandoned their morality and beliefs to shit on a cretin character and then goes back for no reason
>main villain goes from mysterious and threatening to bratty space teenager
>two new cookie cutter copies of previous characters introduced to "fix" the original's arc
>one looks like jasper but with a bucket and lapis but smaller
>shows writers now seemingly taking advice from SU critical while real complaints and concerns are ignored
>writer destroys plot points in order to shove in more shipping episodes
>writers now infighting
where did it go so wrong?
stop the ride, i want off

File: #@!.jpg (25KB, 480x346px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x346px

>>9003365

File: Lapis sad hopeful.png (79KB, 450x700px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 450x700px

>>9003359
I can feel mine too. Trying to hold it off long enough to finish the finals stuff I have to
I don't think I'll make it that long though. Hang on anon.

File: this.jpg (806KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

806KB, 2048x1536px

>>9003216
Enthralling Ruined Penises

>>9003383
why did you feel the need to use blue pearl?

>>9003383
>>character who has an arc dedicated to her only shows up for last 5 munites of each episode in arc
>he thought that was a Jasper arc

>>9003383
Season three

File: Lapis what'd you say to me you little bitch.gif (376KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 540x304px

You walk up to this blue girl and slap her ass.

What will you do next?

>>9003395
That's an underage penis, enjoy jail.

the thread just got ruined make a new one.

>>9003395
why'd you save this

>>9003383
Given that nearly all your complaints are about secondary characters I doubt the show was ever going to satisfy you.

File: IMG_8284.jpg (70KB, 636x900px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 636x900px

>>9003347

>>9002318
discount? drawendo? tell now.

>>9003431
>"CAN I FEED YOU SOME CAKE PLEASE?"

>>9003383
They write episodes like year in advance

so this stuff airing now would be... between s2 and s3 airing?

i want lapis to bomb syria

>>9003431
care to explain why i slapped them on the fucking ass or what

>>9003431
Stick it in.

>>9003431
Adjust my aim and shatter her gem like I intended to do the first time.

File: Priyanka and Armstrong getting at it.png (683KB, 1600x1700px) Image search: [Google]

683KB, 1600x1700px

What if Priyanka cheated?

File: chrome_2017-04-27_00-23-17.png (12KB, 644x321px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 644x321px

>>9002587
what do I do

>>9003459
No one likes to talk about what happened to Garnet

>>9003503
i'll shatter your asshole

>>9003522
Jack off, but don't come.

>>9003478
I want Lapis to bomb my face WITH HER SHIT ON MY FACE

File: rapist gems.jpg (57KB, 816x636px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 816x636px

>>9002201
Rapist Gems (Pearl, Jasper, Lapis) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steven >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Garbage Gems (Amethyst, Garnet, Peridot)

>>9003571
>they're all shit
I'm proud of you /sug/

>>9003383
>two new cookie cutter copies of previous characters introduced to "fix" the original's arc
>one looks like jasper but with a bucket and lapis but smaller
That's an interesting headcanon I guess.
I definitely want Jasper but with a bucket, bravo Rebecca

Which gem would cum in my mouth with their huge futa dick

>>9003616
Peridot.

File: bp yp (5).png (310KB, 1280x1038px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 1280x1038px

>>9003383
oh come now, it'll be fun!

We finally see Steven hang out with Doug, who probably has a better temperament than the Mrs.

Lars and Sadie hang out with Steven and don't start off bickering.

The townies are actually getting involved in gem plots, while Steven and Connie get their ass beat in the forest.

Garnet gets a fight(?), Steven finally does something for himself rather than what he thinks his mother would want, or something.

File: ES7z2AL.png (31KB, 1038x528px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 1038x528px

>>9003616

THIRD

LEGGY

>>9003571
hmmm i agree yeah

File: dyke jasper.jpg (55KB, 540x856px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 540x856px

What if Amber boards a Jasper episode and just makes her into a dyke lesbian meme?

>>9002201
gems>greg=connie>other townies
i find all gems interesting

>>9003738
that will happen

>>9003738
if jasper comes back, her memeing is unavoidable

File: 1818131.png (422KB, 500x707px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 500x707px

What would Steven say he found about Lapis whoring herself out.

File: IMG_8285.png (534KB, 1063x1788px) Image search: [Google]

534KB, 1063x1788px

>>9003738
Wow these are thick brows, reminds me of how this one certain furfag draws her

File: 1489686988130.png (80KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 700x700px

>>9003738
SHE'S GOING TO BE A BUTCH DYKE IN ALL OF AMBER'S EPISODES AND A RETARDED KEK IN ALL OF LAUREN'S EPISODES

>>9003807
will amber also draw tiny legs in her episodes

>>9003809
she's gonna be a butch dyke in all episodes, silly

>>9003738
Who is this based on.

>>9003738
I'd honestly rather she just stay dead.

>>9003809
Were we wrong about the fat acceptance?

>>9003809
Isn't Jasper already a butch dyke?

>>9003809
I'm sure Zuke will have been gone before Jasper returns

>>9003738
those are some big quartzmilk pumping boobies

>>9003865
According to crewniverse Angie Wang, yes
>I liked Jasper's design—it had kind of a stone butch vibe goin' on, and you don't see a lot of that in TV.

I honestly hate it when she's drawn girly in girly dresses, like those flashy ones goin around on Tumblr right now

>>9003607
oh open your fucking eyes. one is a quartz with a helmet weapon, escorting a tiny one with water wings. normally i just post my blue servant waifu and try to be comfy, but fuck that. this is indefensible, i bet theres a third one that has its hair shaped like a frito and spouts memes all day, the SU equivelant of christan chandler will fuck that up too and it will all repeat like groudhogs day from hell. all because some fat fuck couldnt keep her shipping to herself and tumblr made those dumb critical blogs
fuck tumblr
fuck this show
fuck sugar
and FUCK. YOU.
i am fucking done

JUKE THE ZUKE

>>9003865
Yeah actually.

>>9003871
Has Zuke ever boarded a Jasper scene, other than the "You" in Chille Tid?
Will Jasper really be the only Gem untouched by Zuke's grubby sausage fingers?

>>9003901
good riddance
don't come back

File: jKUwRDI.jpg (170KB, 800x721px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 800x721px

might have to zoom in, but I liked reading this pilot description. Kind of nostalgic for the simpler times when the show had a smaller cast.

>>9003901
stay autistic hwfag. you cucks ruined this general

File: 1493265904722_small.png (3MB, 2165x3072px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2165x3072px

>>9003108

>>9003910
So she did draw Jasper before.

She'll probably miss out on redeemed Jasper, yeah.

>>9003901
It's really interesting how you firmly believe this blooplefag, we shall see how it pans out so now won't we

I want Blue Diamond to get with Greg, I also want her to become Steven's step mom, but I want her to be generally nice and actually fill the hole in his heart that Rose left..

>>9003924
What happened? Where did the magic go?

File: BUY MORE MILK.png (148KB, 953x711px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 953x711px

>>9003901
Drinking more quartzmilk will make you into a happier person.

>>9003939
I like this, thanks.

>>9003939
>using a waifu2x upscale and not just the original
Please fix

>>9003919
i dont fucking intend to you circle jerking autist. everyone who has actual concerns about the show you just call a tumblrfag and go back to praising the crew for the bullshit they push. i dont know what i fucking saw in this place god fucking damn.

>>9003865
not the memey tumblr-tier kind

File: jaspercry.png (54KB, 540x334px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 540x334px

>>9003946
Maybe being a Jasperfag isn't entirely suffering.
My waifu is dead, but at least she's not dead to me.

>>9003975
OH

And make the font slightly smaller for: "I don't even have to go.."

>>9003807
Apparently the drawing is based on a muscular femenine looking action hero from an old bad movie called space mutiny.The joke in MST3K is that they give the protagonist a million names.

File: Lapis x2.png (889KB, 1310x1398px) Image search: [Google]

889KB, 1310x1398px

>>9003975
WAIFU X2 IS MANKIND'S MOST AMAZING INVENTION KYS

>>9003981
if you're gonna go, go, no one cares

>>9004005
You upscaled the thumbnail I D I O T
LRN2:ORIG

>>9004004
Slab Bulkhead.

>>9003962
when things took a definitively sci-fi turn in the lore.

I suspect the endgame is gonna involve more magic than gem-tech. Yeah yeah, magic is advanced technology, but I mean more sparkles and glowing.

>>9003738
>>9003807
>>9004004
I guess this is what she is referencing?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b0OXdhPQ-0

>>9003981
>praising the crew
this place shits on the show on a daily basis, you seem like you're cherrypicking posts you don't like.
if you don't like the way people act here then go back from whenever you came from, the other pearlfags won't miss you, and your "i-i'm nice!" act is stupid by the way

>>9003981
Then leave you fuck. Everybody here knows the show has problems but we arent as negative as your baby ass.If youve been here long enough you would know we are aware of the state or the show but we still like it.
Fuck off somewhere else and let us enjoy the show.

File: 1463342429649.jpg (87KB, 640x638px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 640x638px

RIP bloopleposter
he died as he lived, very unhappy

File: bd (3).jpg (149KB, 1280x1811px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1280x1811px

>>9003981
don't be like that. Things are always kinda boring during hiatus.

We're still gonna be here when the show airs again in two weeks.

>>9004094
He'll be back.

File: 1469762338612.png (245KB, 576x497px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 576x497px

This thread took a dramatic turn.

>>9004094
Bloopleposter never even existed. okay?

Is "bloopleposter" the "I love Lapis Lazuli" guy or did some other autist seriously make enough noise during the single month I was away that I'm supposed to know who he is?

>>9004105
Not even, if we're lucky it'll "leak" next week.

File: tw.png (61KB, 613x492px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 613x492px

>>9003738
>>9004053

File: 8.jpg (1MB, 3312x4040px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3312x4040px

i love North Korea!

File: 1487784249466.png (8KB, 284x248px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 284x248px

>>9004108
they always come back

Why're you guys so mean?

File: 1442380014600.png (166KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 900x900px

>>9003637
>better temperament than the Mrs.

Excuse me, that is DOCTOR.

Blooplefag finally killed himself and will no longer ruin these threads with his autism, it's time to celebrate.

>>9004145
kys

>>9002002
Canceled

>>9004145
because we were not loved as children.

File: I love Lapis Lazuli.png (153KB, 519x1024px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 519x1024px

>>9004120
I'm not bloopleposter
I stopped "I love Lapis Lazuli" posting when /sug/ went back to /trash/

>>9004120
The first one is an avatarfag with depression who started posting from a few weeks before, the later wasn't been here for a while and didn't posted anything but "I love Lapis Lazuli" once in a thread.

>>9004145
im generally not, but if someone bitches about a place then the logic thing to do is leaving instead of crying about it

File: 1493265904722_small.png (4MB, 2597x3686px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2597x3686px

>>9003975
Used the original picture. PNG at full-size is greater than 4mb. Could save a jpg of a jpg. Quality gets messed up either way, and I'm biased towards png.

>>9004000

File: 1405691352896.gif (379KB, 500x374px) Image search: [Google]

379KB, 500x374px

MUSIC FOR v1.0 GO GO GO GO GO

File: e81948dfee8ab3f4055c26fa7512ffe2.png (575KB, 1250x900px) Image search: [Google]

575KB, 1250x900px

>>9003519
No one can ignore The Universe.

File: C8lbAnnXoAIQJ2W(@ruki32_32)_coloed.png (287KB, 824x889px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 824x889px

>>9004145
/sug/ isn't as mean as it could be.

>>9004145
Why not being mean?

File: garnet in a hoodie.png (145KB, 750x1080px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 750x1080px

What a shit week sleep deprived and working overtime, 14 hour shifts, for 2 days straight.

I haven't drawn or really engaged with /sug/ in a long time. Might relieve some stress
>or make things worst

so I'm on lunch break, Draw request?

>>9004179
be more specific

File: 1486773771917.png (338KB, 531x483px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 531x483px

>>9004165
I still love Lapithyst.

>>9004200
pearl making pie

>>9004200
Lars and Sadie hug

>>9004200
Lapis cutting herself.

>>9004179
An old classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

>>9004179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

>>9004200
Jasper liking Rose's gem (with no Rose nor Steven)

>>9004202
I would like you guys to suggest the music for the next /sug/ simulator, to hear what you want to hear

File: I love Lapis Lazuli.png (182KB, 524x740px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 524x740px

>>9004203
oh you
:3c

>>9004200
Bulimic Jasper

>>9004179
Don't tell me you wouldn't want to hear autists shitposting the depraved things they'd to cartoon characters to the sound of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObCgwGR__wE

>>9004251
>Not the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399YneFTwh0

File: flex.png (203KB, 1222x1155px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1222x1155px

>>9004243
you mean skinny?

>>9004200
Jasper making Amber cry by telling her she's not into girls

>>9004178
Perfect, thanks. I was just about to look up the name of the font too

Might as well do this one since it's a set?: >>9003076

>>9004251
>>9004261
These are nice, but extremely situational. Thankfully, there is something that I can use either of these for. Thank you both for sharing these.

>>9004282
+for future typesetting, I would make use of bold words too as well as italicized

>>9004263
No, just stuffing herself and crying in the bathroom

>>9004179
Ultimate autism is required for this milestone. How about this blast from the past:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDtbi6A0Z0

File: tumblr_n0rsa87YOT1qhjcclo1_1280.jpg (203KB, 592x1200px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 592x1200px

>tfw you meet someone and think it might lead to a relationship but it isn't

>>9004315
kill yourself cuck

>>9004261
>Best one
>Doesn't actually post the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNizVO8WBYw

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-10 at 7.59.21 PM.png (2MB, 2880x1800px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2880x1800px

>tfw when you exist without purpose or passion
>your wells of potential, creativity and passion have run dry and now you spend hours a day pursuing distractions from self-contemplation
>the food has less taste to it, the stories mean so little, and brief islands of manic laughter mark out the distances between minor novelties

it's so grey /sug/, where did the chroma go?

>"*huff* *huff* I... *huff* I don't think I can... eat anymore..."
>"Of course you can Lapis, you're a gem, you can eat as much as you can possibly hold."
>Lapis groaned and shifted in her chair, cradling her now large and sagging gut in both arms.
>Her stomach gurgled as it attempted to digest the large amount of food within it.
>"I was... *hic* fine at first... but now my stomach's starting to... *urp* hurt... and I'm... *huff*... starting to get really tired..."
>Lapis sighed and laid back in her chair, closing her eyes seemingly trying to rest.
>You put your hand and her soft, massive tummy and begin to slowly rub it.
>Lapis moans a little and doesn't stop you, enjoying the sensation soothing her stomachache.
>"Come on Lappy, just a little more, I know you want it."
>Lapis whines a little, but relents.
>"Okay, just... just a little more. But then that's it for today."
>Smiling, you take another thick piece of cake from the tray and move the piece towards her mouth.
>She sits up, as much as she can and with a bit of effort, and opens wide enough for you to shove most of the piece in.
>She's a bit startled, but chews and swallows the large piece like a champ, before sighing and letting out a small burp.
>"Aren't you a cute little pig," you say playfully.
>She gives you a pouty glare but says nothing, opening up her mouth to receive the rest of the piece.
>You shove the rest of the piece in and she eats it with little issue, letting out another burp before relaxing again.
>Her large tummy groans and gurgles in protest to even more food being stuffed into it, and so you rub big, slow circles into her gut.
>"We aren't done Lap, you still have a bit more food here."
>Lapis whimpers but sits up again, determined to finish what she'd started.
>"That'a girl, there's only a few more pieces left," you say, grabbing the next large piece you'll stuff her with.

File: CG pilot (3).jpg (658KB, 1280x1920px) Image search: [Google]

658KB, 1280x1920px

>>9003924

>His mother, Rose Quartz, vanished like a phoenix when Steven inherited her gem.

>Sometimes Rose will visit Steven in his dreams and give him advice. When he wakes up roses have grown all around his sleeping body, which he finds very embarrassing.

>The show is from Steven’s point of view, and from his point of view, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are cool and awesome and they get to do all sorts of crazy stuff that he wants to do too.

>A total little brother he is loyal and sweet and dying to earn their respect. And even though the Gems overprotect and underestimate him, he always comes through in tight situations with a Steven-style solution that they never could have thought of without him!

Interesting stuff about Rose, there.

>>9004337
I don't know, kill yourself I guess.

is it even possible that topaz won't be unpleasant to look at?

>>9004337
try new things

>>9004329
Too slow and melancholic to work on the video. Easily one my favorite TS1 tracks though

>>9004340
>By the fourth piece she's back to huffing and breathing loudly, her tummy gurgling ever louder as it tries to digest the enormous pile of food forming inside it.
>"*hurf* A-Are we done *urrrrp* yet?"
>Small tears begin to prick her eyes are her stomachache seemingly intensifies.
>You go back to massaging her stomach to soothe and calm her.
>"Just this one last bite Lapis, then we're done, alright?"
>She weakly whimpers, but nods, slowly opening her mouth as much as she needs to for the last piece.
>You push it in and she chews, slowly, before finally swallowing.
>She lets out a loud, long burp before shifting down to sleep.
>She stomach gurgles with the rather large meal she had just ingested, and you continue to rub her belly until she's drifted off and snoring loudly.
>"Good job Lappy," you say before getting up and kissing her on her chubby cheek.

>>9004351
very unlikely

>>9004329
>>9004354 is correct, it is a bit slow. Not that I can't use it for something, however. Thank you, >>9004329

https://twitter.com/pabx2uri/status/856194796959916032

>>9004351
all the character designs after season one have been shit aside from the diamonds

>>9004390
L E A K S

File: tumblr_ol4gx1G4CA1s1nqqeo1_1280.jpg (234KB, 1194x1280px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 1194x1280px

>>9004325
Not yet anon

>>9004178
If this is locanon, here's the sauce for your blog https://twitter.com/handsomenim/status/856183082210033664

>>9004394
are you seriously implying yellow diamond's design is good?

File: 1440639699753.jpg (20KB, 293x321px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 293x321px

>>9004368
>>9004340
Great, now what should I do with this boner?

As a suggestion, you should focus more on describing Lapis' body, a critical thing in this kind of stuff. Overall, was pretty nice, put it on a pastebin.

>>9004302
I use bold for words that exemplify what is being said and is being said emphatically. Italics for emphasis only. Might be a case made for 'girl-friend' in the fourth panel being in bold.

>>9004282
Should be able to get to it in about an hours time.

File: frybo peedee_surrealistpunk.png (4MB, 1280x1683px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1280x1683px

I want more Frybo/Catfinger visual horror.

I'd love to see Amy shapeshift into some Eldritch abomination.

File: 1440990480564.jpg (50KB, 777x1029px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 777x1029px

>>9004413
Aside from the giraffe neck and the meme face, it was a neat design. I don't know what did you expected.

>>9004409
Cool. Thanks. I'll post it when I get the second picture done.

>>9004413
Yeah. She looks like a business oriented space empress. Her color palette could be better but overall it's pretty solid.

>>9004450
the neck thing and meme face were just for message received
she looked fine in that will be all

>Tells regular people to kill themselves
>Doesn't tell fat fetish posters to kill themselves
Fat fetish posters confirmed bullies.

>>9004413
the neck meme was unfortunate, but she looks good for the antagonist

>>9004468
people do though, they're impervious to it, it's like telling bots to kill themselves

>>9004452
Great, good to have you back, be sure to post all 3 pics

>>9004468
it's like those crazy people on the streets/subway

avoid eye contact and pray to god someone else deals with them

File: batter_up_by_dimmeroiis-das3k9r.png (660KB, 1024x1130px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 1024x1130px

>>9004340
>>9004368
N U T

>>9004427
Noted. Thanks.

File: I love pie.png (174KB, 983x1000px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 983x1000px

>>9004211
I'm really starting to hate my job, I wish I could make a living drawing pearl making pie instead

>>9004454
>>9004482
her hair looks immensely stupid from 90% of the angles and aren't gems supposed to be ageless? Especially diamonds, which are supposed to be forever.

Blue at least looks good and is a likable and interesting character, but in making one of the progenitors and gods of the species – who can drive entire planets insane with their music – look and act like normal people they missed a huge opportunity

>>9004450
that design looked good. too bad they fucked it up by making her look and act like my middle school principal with an even stupider haircut that only looks remotely interesting from a rear angle.

The fact that they gave her all those goofy faces alongside it so she couldn't be feared or taken seriously didn't help at all

File: perideep.png (17KB, 365x314px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 365x314px

ᵒ ʰ ˢ ʰ ᶦ ᵗ

>>9004179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb33Qnbw520
Still the best

>>9004599
thanks anon
also i know the feeling, but gotta pay the bills

File: new waifu.png (915KB, 1121x624px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 1121x624px

>>9004413
She looks hot and better than ugly crying bitch.

I wish I wasn't gay.

>>9004609
MY NIG

File: App games.png (373KB, 865x886px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 865x886px

>>9001441
Good shit, my dood

>>9004600
>Blue at least looks good
Opinion discarded

>>9004609
blue is pretty
PRETTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yellow is pretty too though

>>9004592
Did you also wrote the Fatpis raping Steven greentext? Now that gave a nice focus on her unorthodox body.

>>9001441
>>9004622
Shit cancer, my fags

Imagine an alternate version of SU set after the events of Ocean Gem but the ocean returning caused a realistic and catastrophic amount of property damage, displacements, injuries and deaths

>>9004642
Nah that was the lapiven rape guy, this was probably my first """serious""" thing.

File: 1444627408037.png (62KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 500x500px

>>9004600
>Dissing YD
>But BD "at least looks good and is a likable and interesting character"

>>9004654
>>9004622
>>9001441
you three should fuck already

>>9004584
cute

File: 1482621025602.png (122KB, 861x942px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 861x942px

>>9004609
This. And Blue was better with the hood.

File: yellow diamond (2).gif (610KB, 393x600px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 393x600px

>>9004600
we have yet to see them do anything besides grieve for their loved one behind closed doors.

Let's wait to see them in action, first. Obviously Steven's going to win them over with some stupid song or speech, but there's definitely going to be some cool fights before that.

>>9004659
Lapis would still be treated as a perfect angel who dindu nuffin so it wouldn't matter.

File: tumblr_o84ltv76VL1ufgd3ko1_1280.png (406KB, 1280x1810px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1280x1810px

>>9004622
I want Steven to teach Lapis about videogames, they're good for depression.

>>9004700
i don't know where you people are getting this ridiculous notion.

People who think her design is cute =/= absolving her of all her sins

that part's on Steven, but he tries doing that to everyone

>>9004661
Haven't you wrote before, or did you wrote other things?