ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite ice poke?

>>8984302
skitts

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>>8984302
Aurorus!

>>8984271
OOF!
Easy, easy!
I kinda need to breathe here!
>>8984276
SEB, WHAT THE FUCK DRUG ARE YOU ON?

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Does anybody know where Frankie is??
>>8984302
I like Glaceon

>>8984302
ice wifeu

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>>8984240
>>8984263
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
>Send out a Pokémon
>Evens Espeon
>Odds Nebby

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>>8984326
Hes asleep
Its okay Inazuma
We're, um, back in Unova now
Just so you know

>( OOC, welcome back from hiatus. )

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>>8984302
Stitch.

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>>8984340
Oh! Okay~
(yeah sorry about not saying anything)

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>>8984350
... Hm...
>Grab some white and purple cloth.

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>Apply goo to a lewd location
>>8984302
ice sucks but i guess fucking
kyurem sucks less
>>8984326
uhhh bros castle?

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"I felt STRONGER, BETTER, not restrained by this PATHETIC human body"

>>8984302
WILL TELL LATER, WORKING

>>8984324
>Seb did not even close the door to the studio
YOU TELL ME

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>>8984363
Yep we're gonna be working with Frankies bosses boss I think
We're gonna get to live in a castle for a bit too
I hope theres a moat to swim in

(Don't sweat it, senpai, shit happens.)

>>8984373
We're camped out on the way
Frankie got lost

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>>8984369
..Get it?
Cause.. cause you're cool.

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>>8984263
YOU-
>>8984339

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SHADOW BALL
252+ SpA Life Orb Hoopa Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo: 455-538 (109.6 - 129.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8984324
NO BREATHE!!!
UBS HAVE POISON!!!!
BAD TO BREATHE!!!
>Do the chicken thing and hide John under his chest fur
>>8984385
BWAAAAAAR!!!
SMELLS LIKE UB!!!
DONT LIKE!!!

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>>8984373
Oh hey Sunglasses, how are you doing?
>>8984393
Oooh that sounds fun!

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>>8984385
>John: be freaking out a bit.
Dammit, Seb! Can we talk about this when we're not LIVE!?
>Try to grab a microphone.
>>8984401
>Try to grab a microphone from there I guess.

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>>8984339
FFffffugginnn.
>CONFUS.

>>8984400
WHAT?

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>>8984400
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>Send out Decidueye
>Decidueye used Spirit Shackle

fug

>>8984407
>roll to activate narco implant

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"And I hazard a guess, MOST OF YOU FEEL THE SAME"

>>8984419
>You notice a welt on Seb's neck
IT'S TIME TO BE HEARD

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>>8984422
THANK!!
>>8984423
>SHADOW BALL.
252+ SpA Life Orb Hoopa Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Decidueye: 416-491 (140 - 165.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>Rolling for fingers
>Evens one odds go get more lubricant bro
>>8984407
im gonna fuck an alien space rock after i beat the shit out of the hoenn league
im touching myself right now to the thought
>>8984393
classic frankie

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>>8984444
Wait wha-
>sleeping zapdog noises

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>>8984448
>John: put two and two together, remembering the N Incident.
GODDAMMIT SEB THAT'S A FUCKING UB JELLY STING!
>Try to tackle the co-worker.
Get off the goddamn mic!
You're talking about shit we don't FUCKING talk about!

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>>8984466
>Dubsdubs
>Nec goo is the best lube, I guess
>Skip straight to two

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>>8984452
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>Espeon is a go
>Espeon used Shadow Ball

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"Finally here is a what IF: WOULD SOCIETY BE BETTER IF THAT HAPPENED AGAIN PERMA..."

>>8984476
>Tackled
IT'S PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE

>>8984401
SMELLS LIKE DOG TOO

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>>8984476
>>8984448
NO!!!
IS A UB!!!
NOT SAFE!!
>LAND ON BOTH OF THEM
>>8984520
I CAN MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE DOG TOO!!!
>LICK

>>8984452
You're welcome??
>Birb is confused as well, but not in a status-y way.
Can we leave please??

>>8984494
>Dark pulse the psycatte

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>>8984385
>>8984448
>>8984520
Huh. I guess this guy has a point.
>Message 77 with recent findings.
>Notes on weird not-a-frillish.

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>>8984535
(y tho)

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>>8984494
>Bonk.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8984535
>>8984563
>Grab smolborb.
>Hoop to Kalos.

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>>8984557
>not-a-frillish: appear
>giggle

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>>8984520
Look, I need you to calm the HELL DOWN, SEB!
People aren't remotely COOL with this!
>>8984533
>Dubsfail
>Horror™
NO NO NO GODS NO OUT OUT NOW!

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>>8984533
>Lick: critfailed
>Get bitten with big huge hyena jaws
>And narcotic saliva
>Rolling for addiction
WHATFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGRGRGGGG

>>8984584
GAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh...

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>>8984579
What the hell are you?
>Touch it.
>Get notepad.
You're the thing in my notes.

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>>8984557
>77 wearily looks at his PDA, checking the message from 33.
What.
>77 sends a message back.
>What do you mean, weird not-a-frillish?

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>>8984627
>Lay tentacle on neck.
>Giggle.

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>>8984584
NO!!!
UB!!!!
PROTECT FRIENDS!!!
>The sting is probably hard to see under all that fur
>>8984601
FRIEND!!!!
AM SORRY!!!
I FIX!!!
>Lick

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>>8984634
>"This thing."
>Snap a picture with PDA and send it over.
>"Uh, I have one in front of me right now."
>>8984650
Is this your method of communication? What the hell are you?

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>>8984601
>John: get on the mic.
"Ladies and gentlemen, things are WAY too real here at the studio right now, including but not limited to accidental major narcotic exposure and the place getting breached by Hell's own jellyfish."
"We'll be back soon as we can."
>>8984664
No, no more licks or bites,please!
I know you mean well, big guy, but those are not helping this!

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>>8984571
>Tinyborb: le grabbed and hooported
...That's still weird, but, thank.

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>>8984664
>Licked
>But still with tinnitus

>>8984702
hrck.....................................................
>Pass out

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>>8984706
Yeah, seriously. I feel like crap.
>Rolling to steal some cake.

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>>8984700
>"Command is advising to either get the fuck out of there or catch it."
>"Nobody here seems to know what it is, be careful, although if you can try to capture it, it could be useful to us."

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>>8984700
>Attempt to put tentacle down his throat.

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>>8984749
Well... hell.
>John: drag SB off to bed.
>Haphazardly tuck him in.
Alright, sleep it off, buddy. Most of it, anyway.

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>>8984749
FRIEND?????
FRIEND ARE DIE?????
NO WANT FRIEND DIE!!!
>Panic
>Paw at him
>>8984801
>flop onto the bed
>probably take up the entire thing
>Keep pawing at SB

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>>8984776
>"Alright I'lkedgdfg-"
>>8984794
>33: Choke and pull the tentacle out.
Okay, okay, no fucking more.
>Grab pokeball.
>Hit it with the ball.

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>>8984834
>Nice hit.
>Rolling not to be KOed but surprise attack.

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>>8984772
You gonna be alright there, Hoops? You took a ball right to the noggin.

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>>8984834
>"33? Are you alright? Do you need backup?"

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>>8984821
I got this, I'll grab the first aid kit. It's a little more extensive than the usual off-the-shelf kit.
>John: get meds, keep meds on hand including epinephrine or equivalent.
It's gonna be alright, Anomalesia. Seb's not buying the farm if I've got a say in it.

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>>8984876
Yyyyep, cake always does it for me.
>Offer birb some cake.

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>>8984858
>Forretress uses Rapid Spin.
>>8984885
>"Yeah. Fucking thing tried to turn this into a hentai."

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>>8984892
FARM???
>Stick nose right up in what's going on
>... one last tentative lick

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>>8984949
>"I'm going to guess that's a yeah to being alright."
>"Call for backup if you need it, I won't be able to help but someone else might be."
>77 turns off his radio and PDA and heads out into the desert.

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>>8984949
>Miss.
>Attempt to restrain.

>>8985011
>Nope, I'm touching myself in public again.
>Stare at the human.
>Touch self more.

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>>8984980
Figure of speech. I'm not letting Seb die, is what I'm saying.

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>>8984924
Alrighty then.
>Peck/nibble at some cakebits
So like, what was that place you were talkin about?

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>>8984991
>"Alright. Don't get raped by jellyfish."
>>8985011
>>8985024
>Grab ball from backpack.
>Roll to ball the jelly.

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>>8985039
Big farm in northern Kalos. They got a crapton of seeds and berries and stuff.
>Munch cake.

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>>8985049
>Attempt to stick tentacle down pants.

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>>8985033
Oh.
>Nose: applied directly to medical stuff
What's this??

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>>8985072
>33: Remember the karate tapes you watched and practiced all through your childhood.
>Karate Chop it.

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>>8985061
Oooooh, nice.
>Nibblenom more cakebits
>Skrow sounds
They got nanabs? I love me some nanabs.

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>>8985114
Yeah they got some of those. You wanna check it out tomorrow?

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>>8985106
>Jelly: Chopt.
>Attempt to fondle his crotch and resist passing out.

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>>8985146
>Bring your elbow down on it's head.

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>>8985101
First aid kit.
It's got bandages, antiseptic, painkillers, even stuff like antitoxins and the ever-handy shot of adrenaline.
In short, a pretty comprehensive box of supplies for patching people up.

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Does anyone have any advice what to do when you escape from a weird lab in a desert you've never been to, can't remember anything and your body hurts?

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>>8985136
Sweeeet, yeah yeah, totally.
>Birb: reclaim your perch atop the genie head
Tomorrow.

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>>8985168
>Lewdjelly: Pass out.
>Lewdjelly is only like Lv20 btw.

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>>8985221
Uh, first things first, try to get water, bro?
Maybe a place to rest safely?
Definitely get the heck away from the lab, though.

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>>8985221
Hide until the pain stops and hope the extra jellestrials don't get you. After that I would recommend finding a town nearby.

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>>8985234
Alright.
>Go floppo under a tree,
Night.

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>>8985235
>Ball the stupid thing.

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>>8985266
>Lewdjelly: Added to team!!
>I need to go to a class, I'll bug you more later.

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>>8985246
Sir? Speaking of those, we have a situation.
Seb got stung, blabbed some highly confidential info on a hot mic, and then got a chomp from Anomalesia - who may or may not have been stung as well.
I'm on medic duty, but you should know your local Admins are out of commission.

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>>8985240
>>8985246
Okay, thank you.
It's so hard to fly, I don't know what's wrong with me.

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>>8985272
>Go get Forretress to set up some spikes.
>Camp out.

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>>8985221
G'night, Hoopla.
>Hunker down
>Birbnap: engage

>>8985305
>>8985247
(Fucccccc)

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>>8985276
Thank you for the notice. I can take over hosting the radio show temporarily, if you wish.
>>8985291
Have you damaged your wings?

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>>8985399
I don't think so... I see a metal castle, I'm going to try to go to that.

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>>8985399
Thank you, commander. I would greatly appreciate it.
Seb blew the lid off the Wishening Incidents on air, so let's all brace for some weird feedback from that.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if somehow the IP gets involved over this whole cluster.

>>8985426
Don't go there, head to Phenac.

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>>8985455
You don't tell me what to do!
I'm going.

>>8985510
Phenac has a pokemon center, they can help you.

>>8985528
>bones

>>8985510
welp

So cold

>>8986920
>throw self on anon
I'll warm you up~

>>8987645
t-thanks

>>8987651
Any time!

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>sounds of sneaking

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>>8984302
The ice lady
She's cute

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>>8984302
Regice is pretty cool
Pun intended

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>>8984302
>beer cans rattling
I am contractually obligated to say Froslass.

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>>8988192
Where did you get that contract is it something all the hex maniacs have to do?

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>Zap rat: attempt to locate and acquire pancakes

>>8989018
https://youtu.be/GnuO1dAI9bw
>Plays

>>8988192
I want to fug this well balanced and clearly stable person

>>8989096
>Joke about mentally crazy people here
Same

>>8989166
Hex maniac a cute

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>Fluffles, wearing a cloak, goes to look for new stuff to sell

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Hey Latias was posting here recently wasn't she? She keeps going on and on about how humans aren't trustful.

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>>8989896
ye dude
are you here to like
get her to stfu or something

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>>8989896
Yes. I was.
And...?
They really aren't. Sure, there are exceptions, but the vast majority doesn't really seem to care much for us.

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>>8989896
I mean not every human is trustworthy but most of us try to be. You're a psychic type I'm assuming you can read or predict people's motives or... Something?

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>>8989981
I can understand your distrust for humans, but I am not certain it is fair for you to claim to know how the vast majority of humans feel when you go out of your way to avoid them.

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>>8989970
I'll talk to her.
>>8989981
The vast majority of pokemon don't care for us either. I'm sure a hungry Mightyena would be as apt to attack you as a human would.
Not to mention the aggressive ghosts, the other aggressive legendaries, should I write you a list?
>>8989986
You seem nice enough, where are you?

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>>8990024
Phenac City? In a hotel, uh, look for the open window with the Crobat on the ledge.

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>>8990021
I'm basing this off the various laws and stigmas going against pokemon.
Can't register yourself as a person, for example.
I just want to own myself.
I want to be "latias", not "tom's latias", or "lacy's latias".

>>8990024
I mean... There's a difference between someone attacking you out of hunger, or because they want to defend something of theirs, and someone attacking you because they want to capture and own you, or attack you for fun.

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>>8990093
Okay.
>Teleports in.
And yes, I can read minds.
>Read the human's mind.
>>8990116
Do you read their minds to find their intentions?

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>>8990116
Think of it like the gay rights movement. Yes, the laws are not in your favor. Yes, the public as a whole is not in your favor. However, the situation still isn't as bad as it seems, with views slowly shifting in your favor as the younger generation actually bothers to research things for themselves instead of just going by what their parents say. It may take time, but, eventually, we'll get there.

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>>8990198
When I can, yes.
Sometimes I'm too tired to focus enough for it, though.
Been hard to sleep recently.

>>8990211
Then how long do I have to wait until I can register as a person, and stop worrying about being caught?
I'm sick of hiding and running.

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>>8990198
>Anything specific you're looking for?
>He's currently thinking about Cipher and why and how they've come back.
>Mixed in with thoughts about how to get rid of them.
Well make yourself at home I guess?
>He closes the window.

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>>8990282
How long do I have to wait until I can hold my husband's hand in public without being met with hostility?
It's not something that can happen over night. Even if the laws were changed tomorrow a riot would immediately force their repeal. Society has to be ready for a change such as that before it will be accepted.

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>77 is flying over the desert on top of Skarmory, scanning the desert for any more escaped Shadow Pokemon.
>The metal bird screeches as it flies over Phenac.

>>8990334
>People still give a fuck about what gay people do

Who the should hell care? It's retarded honestly if two males want to hold hands let them. But if it bothers you so much here's what you do
Don't look
Simple

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>Rolling to see if 33 can figure out how to have the jelly open UB portals.

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>>8990334
Then what do I do in the meantime?
Just hide for a few centuries, and wait it out in a cave?
Or somehow trick the law, and get myself registered as a trainer, so I can catch and own myself?

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>>8990417
...
>show him how we do it

>>8990425
>Catching yourself
How do you get out of the ball though?

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>>8988349
...Sure, let's go with that.

>>8989096
>>8989166
>>8989247
Anons, please. I'm not in that kind of business.

>>8990462
>Filename
Slut
Boys are better

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>>8990430
Well, okay.
>Message 77.
>"Bet I can beat you to Phenac."
>UB portal in behind the Pokemon Center.
Awesome.

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>>8990495
>2017
>not snuggling with a soul-eating lamp
Spooky Shiggy.

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>>8990399
Well, I quite agree with your point. I wish more people put it into practice.
>>8990425
... you have the ability to disguise yourself as a human, do you not?
You are one of the fastest fliers alive, are you not?
Those two things alone should be enough to prevent capture.
The Regis, who are slow and stationary and live in well known temples have yet to face a problem with constant attempts at capture.
Taking a page from their figurative book is always an option.

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>>8990547
Why would you snuggle with a lamp when Reuniclus makes a much better cuddle partner?

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>>8990509
>Message 33 back.
>"You've got no chance unless you're already there. I have a flying Pokemon, remember?"
>"Not sure if I'll be able to stick around and chat though, I'm supposed to be helping track down some of the recent escapees today."
>77 flies to the Pokemon Center in Phenac, landing and walking inside.
I bet you were just waiting for me when you sent that message. What's up?
Did situation with the jellyfish thing go alright?

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>>8990547
>Current year
>Not wanting a qt boy

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>>8990574
Ew, psychic types.

My lamp is warmer. And can shoot fire. And isn't a psychic.

>>8990626
>Present epoch
>not wanting a lamp boy

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>>8990462
Alright
I want to ask for more details but something says that i shouldn't
>filename
I understand
I don't want to get into any relationships either
>remembers the one who shall not be name
>shivers

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>>8990655
Ew, Ghost Types. I have a Delphox that is warmer than your lamp. And can shoot fire. And is not a Ghost.

>>8990655
>You will never have a qt lamp boyfriendo
>He will never give you a lamp job everyday when you get home from work

Why live?

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>>8990457
Trigger the mechanism that allows owned pokemon to get out on their own?
And then never use the ball again?

>>8990549
Not when I'm sleeping, or want to relax.
The human refraction is only moderately effective at best. Plus, I'd rather enjoy things without having to keep an illusion up.
And sometimes, I don't want to fly away.
Not every human wants to catch me. I know that.
But I want insurance against the ones that do.

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>>8990657
>stare at shivering power ranger
...That's not something you see every day.

>>8990686
Nice furbait, princess. For your information this lamp saved me a boatload on heating bills. Which is good because I'm broke.

>>8990690
Live for bullying your pumpkaboo.

>>8990751
>bullying your pumpkaboo
You are a bad person

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>>8990705
If you don't wish to flee then you have to stand and fight. This applies to all aspects of nature. When faced with a challenge you have those two choices. If there were no humans in the world you would be facing down Pokemon on a more frequent basis who wished harm upon you, and it would still boil down to those two options.
Every species is born with ways to defend themselves. You are choosing not to use yours.

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>>8990761
Whaaaat? She looks cute with the little ribbon on!

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>>8990751
Hm. Thank you. A shame, isn't it? What is your job?

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>>8990751
Yeah it was not good
Got in a drunk night-stand with a psychopath woman who was following her brother and after that she kept calling abouthow to make explosive and other crazy shit, and she wasn't even cute
Apparently she's in jail now so that'dthat's a positive

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>>8990785
The main reason why I don't want to stand and fight is because I'm scared of losing, and getting captured. Which will most likely happen if I choose to fight against a team of six.
The same way I have the smaller, but still significant fear of being eaten.
I can't win every fight. And the price for losing even one is very high.
Running away works. It's why I keep doing it. I hate it, but it works.

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>77 is flying across the desert atop his Skarmory again, lazily looking down at sand below.
Hey, anyone in Orre and willing to hang out for a bit?
I've been working non-stop all day and I need a break.

>>8990937
D
E
S
M
O
N
D

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>>8991013
I'm sorry, who?
I don't know anyone called Desmond.

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>>8990937
I'm in Phenac if you really want to hang out? Out near the pokemon center.

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>>8990906
Then keep running. If its the only defense of yours you are willing to rely on then use it. You can always run, hide for an hour or two, and return to the area later.
There is a Pokemon Village in Kalos, should you wish to stay there.

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>33: Write up some plans for what to use your teleporting jellyfish for.
>...
>Go scope out Krane Labs.

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>>8991243
Sure, why not.
>77 flies back over to Phenac and lands outside the Pokemon Center.
He-
>Shit this is the guy that caught 01's Metagross.
>Shit shit shit.
...Uh...hi. Sorry, you um...look exactly like a friend of mine.
What's up?
>Skarmory tilts it's head and looks at Desmond.

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>>8991341
I do?
>He shrugs.
Nothing really, I came back recently to catch a lead that someone put up. Fun times.
You?

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>>8991409
Yeah, it's kinda weird.
I've just been flying around the desert on Skarmory here, not the most exciting job in the world.
Not the most pleasant job when Skarmory decides to just fly straight through a sandstorm either.
>Skarmory screeches quietly at 77.

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>>8991530
>He laughs.
Get a pokemon with teleport, dude. Or something that you can ride on. Metagross works.
You wanna go check some place out or something?

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>>8991597
I ride on Skarmory.
He's my only Pokemon at the moment, got him from a friend not too long ago.
Where would you suggest going? I've been all over Orre pretty much, I've lived here my whole life and I've travelled around a lot.

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>>8991741
>>8991597
>Scarfed Ex-Grunt: walk with a jug of what's probably cheap Shuckle moonshine, knowing him.

Whoa. There a party here?
I'm good to share, I was probably gonna pass out if I tried to finish this myself anyway.
>Hold up jug, take a seat.

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>>8991741
Hoenn and Unova are pretty nice. Sinnoh is cold as balls. If you need to train your team league challenges are a good way to do it.
>>8991792
Ollie! What's good? Nah, I avoid that shit after I took two shots of some Almian shit I got and passed out.
Woke up with Kag nearly crying because he thought I was dead.

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>>8991832
Back in my old stomping grounds, trying to find an assignment but shit's quiet. Least it's not old-boss deathtrap jobs, though.
Paying down my debts, too. I hope my ex isn't blowing the cash too badly.
>Ollie hits that moonshine and passes the jug.
>>8991741
So, what's your story, man?

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I wonder how are the ghost lady and the ice lady today
Probably cute
>smooching the air

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>>8990854
HAHA! I'm glad you asked frilly pink mindperv! I am Madam (not that kind) Camellia! I See All, I Know All, and for a price I Tell All!

>>8990891
...Sorry, I'm just a medium. Sounds like you probably need a therapist.

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>>8991968
>Poke.
>Attempt to not burn.

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>>8991983
>she's burning, she's burning, she's burning, she's burning for yooooou~
...Thanks lamp.

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>>8991792
>>8991925
(Sorry for being slow, my internet was shitting it's pants for like 10 minutes.)
>77 and Skarmory both turn and look at the new guy, with the metal bird giving him a greeting screech.
I uh, can't really drink while technically being on the job, if my bosses found out I'd end up going missing and never being found again.
I'm just a guy that's bored of flying around looking at the desert all day, what about you? You seem like an interesting dude.

>>8991832
Alright, thanks for the advice man.
I think I'll build up my team to a full 6 Pokemon first though, I might end up just travelling around. Sinnoh sounds nice, which is probably weird coming from someone who's used to Orre, but I find the cold refreshing.

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...
>Wake up
>Feel like total shit
>Attempt morning routine

>>8992033
>Dubsfails
>You messed up something
>But what?

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>>8991968
Hm. A Hex Maniac, correct? What area of magic is it you specialize?

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>>8991929
I'll need you to keep watch while I'm out. You can do that, right?
Perhaps you and my friend can bond?
>She chuckles a bit and heads out.

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>>8992024
...
>Attempt to reheat the old Hoenniese takeout.

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>>8991929
>>8992077
.....?
>Offer tea to the smooch

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>>8992033
>Ears: perked
>Tail: wag
Friend??
Not die??

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>>8992033
>"ohgodwhatthebluuuuuuuuuargh"
>puke, lots of it
>unending fucking nausea
>fucking... clean up

>>8992070
>"everything"

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>>8992074
Ahem. I prefer "Hex Fancier". There's nothing maniacle about me.

>said the clearly buzzed, woman with the purple hair, fucked up eyes, and surrounded by dead things

I happen to be the finest spiritualist, medium, and spectral specialist in all of... where the hell even am I?

>>8992090
>pet lamp

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>>8991925
I'd make up something but honestly I got-
Actually. Would you be interested in helping me with Cipher?
>>8992030
I get what you mean. I've only been up there for a few mons, trudging through snow sucks shit.

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>>8992111
.... Friend??
Are okay??

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>>8992129
>Hand her reheated takeout.
>Happy lamp noises.

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>>8992129
Of course there isn't.
I could tell you... Next time one of us falls asleep.

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>>8992132
Sure, man. I know my shitty ex-bosses tried cutting a deal with them but that went fuckways when the rest of their shit did.
>>8992030
I used to be a general-purpose grunt for some fucked up dudes. Poaching, robbery, couple of debt collections.
Then I defected to Desmond's employers, and I'm trying to straighten up enough to where I can actually have a family without worrying about them getting caught in crossfire.

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>>8992111
>The mess is worse
>Trip, fall down
>Become one with the floor
>I will need a second shower

>>8992104
>>8992150
I am not okay

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>>8992262
Holy fuck. Dude, lemme help you up.
>John: Actually be fucking useful.
I'll clean this up, just sit down and hold onto something.

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>>8992262
Don't worry friend!!
Anomalesia will help!
>Grab him by the back of the shirt
>>8992301
John!!
Where is pool??
>Rolling to see if any of that can be understood through shirt

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>>8992132
Yeah, what's your team like then?
>77: Attempt not to sweat profusely upon hearing Desmond mention Cipher.

>>8992234
Damn, that sucks.
Who do you guys work for now then?

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>>8992234
Their main base is up to the north. You ever fucked around with shadow pokes?
>>8992341
Aggron, Crobat and a Yanma. I switch the last three out as I need them.
>Squint.
Are you feeling okay, dude?

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>>8992341
Defected to Catalyst, cut a deal with an IP agent to get my old record clear in exchange for info on my old bosses. and I'm really hoping IP and Catalyst never go heads-up.
>>8992377
Nah. Cartier did, but he was an arrogant fuck who woulda got his throat torn out by even a regular Pokemon.
By the way, I didn't rat out any of our ops to IP, just my old MCD shit. I'm sleazy, not suicidal.

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>>8992301
Ooooooookay
Thanks

>>8992322
>Standing upright for once, at least for now

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>>8992077
I will
Bye ghost lady
>>8992091
Yes
I want tea
>shelmet smiles
Thank you ice lady
>smooch

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>>8991968
I guess
But i got over it
I just shudder whenever i remember of her

>>8992322
Follow me, Anomalesia!
>John: think fast, lead Seb to bath, get shower running.
>>8992489
Alright, I'll give you your privacy, but holler if you need me, alright?
You're gonna be okay.
>John: head out, clean up the mess.
Damn, it's like my Sunday mornings working for the import company all over again...

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>>8992547
( drink, etc. I did a me.)

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>>8992377
>Skarmory shifts around a bit nervously when Desmond mentions Shadow Pokemon.
>77: Attempt to not start shaking in fear a little bit.
Uh, yeah I'm fine, don't worry about me.

>>8992468
>If 77 fails this roll too Ollie will probably notice.
Catalyst? Never heard of them myself, although if they're up for helping people like you get out of shitty situations then they're fine in my book.
I hope everything goes well with them.

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>>8991335
Damn, not going to be easy.
>Continue the scoping.

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>>8992489
>>8992547
Okay!!!
I follow!!!
>Barrel after John
>Hopefully the floors aren't too slick

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>>8992547
>Cleanup, round 2
>Dubfail and bad shit happens

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>>8992468
I wouldn't have been surprised if he got busted in half by one.
Pff, alright, thanks big O.
>>8992611
...You sure?
>Kal is sent out.
>Rolling to pike through his brain.

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>>8992627
>Rolling to get the main areas you can see through the windows into a basic map.

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>>8992611
Dude, you okay?
you're freaking out kinda hard here.
>Squint
>reach for Pokeballs
>>8992667
>Sees the Ebil Calamari Psychic
Shit, boss, that's savage.
>Sip drink.

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>>8992700
Holy shit.
>They've been cleaning the windows and the curtains, 33 has great notes.
>>8992611
>"77? I have a really good fucking map and vantage from this hill of the HQ Lab."

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>>8992756
>77's PDA buzzes as he gets the message from 33.
>77 makes a mental note to make it up to 33 later somehow.

>>8992667
>>8992730
Shit guys I'm sorry, looks like my boss wants me to get back right away.
It was uh...fun hanging out for a bit, maybe we can do this again some time.
>Skarmory screeches loudly Desmond and Ollie.
>77 jumps on Skarmory and flies away on the metal bird.

>>8992756
>"THANK YOU."

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>>8992840
Alright.
>>8992730
...You want to check that Cipher place out? It's off to the west neat Mt. Battle.

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>>8992840
>"You don't usually thank me, are you okay?"
>"Anyway, up on the hill, don't put your armor on."

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>>8992654
>Showered up all again
>Almost slipped, thankfully no legs were broken this time
>Time to get ready for another day if work
>Or at least try to

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>>8992907
Scouting, I'm good for, sir.
Not sure we can storm an active facility just the two of us, though.
>Ollie: let out Salazzle and Jolteon.
Contessa, Faraday, you game for this?
>Looks like a yes.

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I still don't understand this

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>>8993020
Yeah, trust me. No fucking way we're going in there to get swarmed with shadow pokes,
>He heads out the west gate.
Ollie, you like secrets, right?

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>>8992937
>77 lands behind the hill, petting the metal bird to calm it down a little.
Short answer is fuck no.
I'll give you the long answer after you tell me what's going on with this lab.

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>>8993058
>Ollie perks up.
Live 'em and love 'em, sir.
There something you need kept off the books?
>Ollie: contemplate how different the same dirt feels underfoot with a non-skulking posture.

>>8993026
(Did you miss the rest of the conversation between Gladion and anon...? Anon basically wanted to know if he was jailbait or not for lewd purposes.)

>>8993136
Ok
Also wasn't that bones?

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>>8993103
I'd prefer if this didn't get out to N, honestly. Got myself three shadow pokemon now.
Kol, my Yanma, an Ariados that's sleeping at my hotel, and a fucking Metagross.
...Would you be interested in a Shadow Metagross? I'd suggest having a fire pokemon with fire blast to shut it down if it goes berserk.
>He fiddles with the ball at his belt.

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How is everyone doing today?
>>8993147
(No. Jiji and I were wondering if N was going to have Hansen sic'd on him if he hit on Gladion.)

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>>8993088
I really hope you didn't get the cops involved.
>Hand him the map you sketched out.
I got the bottom and upper floor, over on the west side of the building there's a few bedrooms. I'm thinking the Snag Machine is either in the upper floor or they have a basement.

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>>8993206
>Ollie looks a little stunned.
Holy shit, bossman,
I'll keep my trap shut, but I'm not getting in on this one. Sorry, dude.

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>>8993321
Alright, I'll ask again after I figure out how to purify it.
>He stops at the cliffside.
They were around here so... It's probably hidden in the rocks somewhere.
>He gets to looking.

>>8993208
(Kek)
(You should of)

>>8993372
kys turts

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>>8992166
Damn. Not even a little dried out. Good job.

>>8992205
...Are you hitting on me lady?

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>>8993396
>Very happy lamp noise.
>Go clean up the trash.

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>>8993396
Maybe. Maybe not. That's for the listener to decide. Either way, my Psychic powers are at their strongest when I am unconscious.

>>8993372
(Should haaaaaave what?)
(Had Hansen go after N even though both Gladion and N are consenting adults? That'd be fucking stupid. )

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>>8993208
Feeling the aftereffects of odd doggo narcotics first hand, sir.
I think it's the withdrawal.

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>>8993266
Frankly it probably would've worked out better if the cops were involved.
Also since when have the police actually done anything here? Even now after we went into hiding with the rest of Cipher the police do fuck all to actually stop crime.
>77 studies the map.
>Skarmory peaks over his shoulder.
Right, so do you have a plan in mind for this?
I could probably cause a pretty large distraction, possibly letting you sneak in and snag the snag machine.

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>>8993420
WAIT SOME OF THAT TRASH IS COOL SHIT MY ANIME WHY

>>8992537
That... that is exactly the opposite of getting over something.

>>8993422
Unconscious? Uh. I got a 40 ounce. Would that work?

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>>8993474
>Sigh.
>Put down the "My friend Nihilego" hentai.
>Toss out the cans.

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>>8993361
>Ollie gets to looking too.
I got a little surprise that I, uh, wanna disclose too. that and get rid of it sometime soon, because it's not good for my health.

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>>8993517
Damn, they hide their entrance well. Maybe flying over would be better. Better to get spotted though.
What's your surprise? I guess I can take it off your hands if you trust me enough.
>He looks for some kind of switch in the rocks.

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>>8993497
...I read it for the plot.

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>>8993474
Most of the time i don't think about it
It's either when someone btings it or i by accident tall about it
But you're right i did not get over it
I guess i'm just worried she will do something crazy and escaped prison and go after me on her brother tpndo god knows what
I should lighten up a little
Maybe go out more since i was with a broken leg and couldn't do much
Maybe talk to a cute girl
Wait i'm already doing that...
But flirting aside i'll try to get over that

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>>8993450
Yeah cops do shit all here.
I'm thinking you cause a distraction, armor, pokes, everything. Give me, say... Ten minutes? If I'm not out by then book it, don't worry about me.
Maybe I should walk in and get a visitor's pass? Check it out a bit before we go full robbery? Hell they might have the Snag Machine and blueprints on display.
>He squints through his binoculars.

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>>8993474
Perhaps. I have severe narcolepsy. It is likely I will fall asleep before the end of this thread.
Unless you are referring to making yourself unconscious. In that case, by all means.
>>8993567
Oh? We will see if that is what your dreams say.

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>>8993567
>Nod.
>Toss empty cans and trash away.
>Not the manga and bad anime.
>Maybe the book with Buzzwole lewds.

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>>8993449
I have yet to experience withdrawal. Would you care to explain to me what it's like?

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>>8993597
Yes. Yes you should.


>>8993676
HEY. Don't throw out the new Buzzu no Pricku! Swole-sama just got together will Type: Full-sama! I need to see if their forbidden love can bloom on the battlefield!

>>8993670
I dunno. Probably both.
>Hex Alcoholic: Do what you do best and black out
>thud

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>>8993626
I mean I'm not complaining, but still. It's almost like Pyrite Town just spread to the rest of the region after it got fucked.
I like this idea, maybe have Skarmory attack some people or something to really draw their attention.
Do you think it'd be suspicious if we both went in to look around first? Like if I waited for a bit to come in too and then go check out a different area of the building to you?

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>Gooey goes for a short walk, awaiting an assignment

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>>8993740
Pff, it fucking did, dude.
Hell you could straight up take a hostage, that'd get everyone out here. Don't make it fucking Krane though.
I don't think it would... Hm... Hold on. Better idea forming...
>Rolling to see if there are any scientists walking around unsupervised.

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>>8993792
>Kanabo follows.
>Sneeky froggo thinks he's cool.
>Alas, he's a dork.

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>>8993733
I'll do my best to try
You know, maybe in the future we can meet up and talk and have some drink- oh you passed out
I guess i can try asking later

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>>8993449
>John: show up with water
Drink up, bud.
It'll help.
>>8993695
Not pretty to see, at least.

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>>8993795
Yeah, obviously.
Those science nerds look pretty well guarded though, I guess it makes some sense considering how valuable these researchers are.
I bet Skarmory and I could deal with the guards just fine though.

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>>8993976
Yeah they're out of the fucking picture. I'm gonna head in, no armor, and see about getting a visitor's pass. See how much of the place they'll let me check out.
>He unpacks his armor into his backpack and leaves it there.
Feel free to come in a good twenty or so minutes after me.
>He heads down to the path and heads up to the building.

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>>8993854
>Checks her dex
...
Nothing assigned yet...
...
So...how have you been?

>>8993887
Didn't you learn anything?
Don't stick your dick in crazy man

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>>8994101
Not bad, friend. Not bad.
Listened to some radio.
Odd events last night.

The Radioman,
Ranting, raving, tackled down.
Very unlike him.

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>>8993548
>Ollie sighs.
I can scope it out once we're in.
I'm not fucking fighting anybody though, my team can't take their Admins head-on...

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>>8994078
Alright, I'll watch you from up here.
>77 lies down on the hilltop and goes into reconmode, watching 33 progress towards the building.
>Skarmory is lying down on the hill next to him, trying to copy.

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>>8994316
>He heads inside and purchases a visitor's pass.
>Rolling for how much of the building he can get into.
>Dubs/trips: All of it.
>Even: Most of it, but not the basement or purification/Snag Machine rooms.
>Odd: Only the first floor.
>Dubfail: Ruh roh.

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>>8994120
I was not planing to
Just taking and getting to know each other just as friends
That's it

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>>8994381
>77 watches 33 enter the building.
>He is sharing his headphones with Skarmory.
>Reconmusic: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qst-2zmM-k

First 24 for around the cancer in /trash game series

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>>8994216
I think I was asleep at the time.
What was he ranting and raving about, if I may ask?

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>>8994444
>Mentally add another reason to suicide list.
>Peek into the rooms.
>Rolling for if the snag machine is down here.

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>>8994511
>Observe.