Murderous Games 217 Part II
A /HG/ Thread
>>8976303
DAY FIVE
Four tributes decide to test their might and resolve against each other here and now, while another chooses to play it safe and entrenches herself where she feels comfortable.
>>8976364 (Subaru)
A human trying to mate with a Turian. That's a joke.
Let's laugh at NE1
patty
>>8976338
A step back for Iron Dogs....
Patty wins.
>>8976338
P A T T Y
A
T
T
Y
R E D E E M E D
R O O T I N G F O R M A C H I
N E 1 D I D I T ' S J O B
>>8976338
>NE1 WRECKED
>0 POINTS
>NE1's face when
>>8976338
At least yukine and the army of samefaggotry didn't win
>>8976338
Dangit. I don't think we get points this game.
>>8976379
Yep. There's normal milk, which comes from cows... and then there's goat milk, which comes from goats... and then soy milk, which is made from soy, which is some type of bean... and then almond milk, which is made out of a type of nut...
...And that's all I can think of right now.
>>8976387
Who knows? One of us is bound to find one of your kind attractive, and vise versa.
You wouldn't happen to have a sister, would you?
>>8976331
Then tell me instead of leaving me to assume things. The truth always clears up misunderstandings!
>>8976410
You didn't get any points either
>>8976361
>you jinxed it.
>>8976338
>laughs at NE-1's faillure
>>8976352 (Ahri)
Oh well, everyone knows foxes are the biggest tricksters, right? Ah ah joking. But yeah I get what you're trying to say. Stay mysterious, people always imagine the biggest treasures under a veil
>sits back
Oh well, since we don't have much too do now, Let's finish those M&Ms would you?
>>8976390
Cheating on the first hand? That's it, game's over Subaru.
>>8976428
I... ... well you're not wrong.
>>8976418
Oh...right...some human told me she wanted'ta milk me. It was really weird!
7 > 12
>>8976338
Final 3.
Neutral: 1
Tomomo's: 1
Good Vibes: 1
NE-1: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Monochrome: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Iron Dogs: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Patty squares up against another finalist, but it turns out her opponent came prepared.
Meanwhile the sole surviving representative of Good vibes shows the spirit of what it means to be a member of her faction. Being completely oblivious to the violence and bloodshed of everyday life, she sleeps like a baby.
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE, PLACE YOUR BETS
>>8976388
Okay
>>8976421
A little sister, but don't you dare think of touching her. Besides it wouldn't work out because to toxins in our bodies would neutralize sperm, while my own would burn.
Our faction was totally wiped out.
>Laughs
At least NE1 didn't win...
>>8976457
Betting my Poker winnings on QP
>>8976436
>Ahri withdraws the bag of M&Ms, pouring some out into her hand before offering the rest to Astaroth.
We did good work tonight. It wasn't the best, but it was better than nothing.
>>8976430
I'm sorry, man.
>>8976451
...Uh, I don't think goat milk can come from guy goats. ...And besides, you're not really a goat, right? Just like I'm not really a mummy?
>>8976457
...Betting on Patty.
ROOTING FOR PRATTY
NO KILLS FOR CIRCLEJERKERS
NO WINS FOR CIRCLEJERKERS
#NEUTRALS2017
>>8976457
Go Patty
>>8976440
I didn't think you would've noticed. It's like you can see directly up my sleeves or something.
>>8976457
I guess the winner's going to be Patty. That's what my gut says.
>>8976467
...
You're good at persuading people! I-It's not like I was going to try anything anyway. I respect you more than that! You are my only teammate, after all.
>>8976421
>>8976364
Charisma. Simple charisma.
You strike me as the kind of guy who fantasies about being a hero to compensate his shortcomings.
Trust me: Nice guys finish last. You won't win anything if you insist on playing "fair" or whatever.
Oh by the way.
>smiles
There's always a place in our ranks open, if you choose to
>>8976481
People call me one, but I'm not. I'm a monster! The king'a all monsters!
>>8976390
>>8976495
Tell me just what the hell you're thinking first, dammit!
>>8976395
We'll just win the next game.
>>8976377
>Makes you
>>8976457
ITS
OVER
>>8976495
Your only teammate? So it wasn't just coincidence no one else showed up to help you. Come on, you can be more charismatic then that.
>>8976520
Thank fucking Christ
>>8976520
rigged
>>8976520
VICTORY!
>>8976520
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8976517
I believe it. We have good momentum.
>>8976520
An illness? She owes me!
>>8976477
I wanna suck on those toes.
DOWN GOES PATTY
HAHAHAHAHAAA
>>8976520
RIGGED
>>8976537
>kissu
>>8976479
>graciously picks up one between her fingers, and swallows it like a raisin.
It looks like we'll be the only one to really "win" tonight... maybe...
Oh and it's only the beginning, I'm sure we'll have another round right after.
So...
>ruffles hair
Thanks for dying quickly ahah
>>8976520
CONGRATULATIONS MACHI AYAMADORI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok
>>8976520
>FUCK WE WERE SO CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYEsaydrtI
CIRCLEJERKERS BTFO
>>8976561
PLACEMENTS, AND THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR PLAYING!
>>8976520
The feeling in my heart tells me that I have to apologize for my club's antics. This must be the gimmick of my former club. In any event, congratulations to the cool girl. I thank you for hosting this.
>>8976481
>[REGISTEEL used Frustration!]
>the golem goes on a rampage and sends Lucky flying.
||| ||| |||
>don't do it again.
>>8976496
Nice guys finish last, huh? ...I could've sworn endurance in bed was a good thing.
>>8976504
Yeah, exactly.
>>8976520
There goes a neutral win.
Congrats, Machi and Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness.
And thanks for hosting, Yuno.
>>8976580
ILY YUNO
>kissu
>>8976479
Hey Ahri I'm make victory poses for all Cancer Game winners. Since you're here I'll give you yours. Might be adding stats at some point.
>>8976520
More proof that cheering for someone will jinx them.
>>8976569
Isn't Good Vibes the biggest circlejerk?
>>8976561
>>8976580
Congratulations, Machi.
Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>8976561
>Good job! Congratulation
>Thanks for hosting
>>8976520
>>8976561
That's gotta be humiliating. Congrats, lady. Thanks for the show.
>>8976580
Thanks for hosting.
>>8976562
I put my money on the line! I lost more!
>>8976580
Well played GV. Thanks for hosting Uno.
>>8976561
Congrats!
>>8976580
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8976520
Well well, Congratulations.
>>8976555
Ah, well, The night and games are still young.
>She tosses one of the small chocolate candies into her mouth.
>At this point, her hair is ruffled, resulting in slightly distressed fox noises.
>>8976580
Thanks for hosting mate.
>Places cock against asshole
>thrusts
G E T F U C K E D
If
dubs
Yuno
hosts
again
>>8976580
Thank you for the chance. Next game belongs to the Iron Dogs.
>>8976537
Great job, Machi! I'm so proud of you, you've come a long way! Since we're the only Super Cool people around, I guess it'll just be us deciding on how to expand our territory, huh?
>>8976580
Thank you so much for the game, host! It wouldn't have been possible without you!
>>8976547
me too
>>8976626
check these
>>8976595
LAWD JEEBUS THOSE GLORIOUS TITS
>>8976586
>Pain.
>So much pain.
>Eh, Lucky'll live. Might have a few more broken bones than usual, though.
>>8976595
>Oh! Why thank you!
>>8976588
That's... not what I meant, but you do have a point cutie!
>>8976580
>claps hand
Bravo!
Thank you for the match Yuno
>>8976580
3 points to Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness for winning.
1 point to Gals being Pals for most kills.
1 point to The Pandemonium for being the first to be eliminated.
Pandemonium recieves an extra 1 point for controling a factory, bringing their total to 2 points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction a permanent 1 point whenever points are scored by your faction
>Independants do not qualify for points unless they win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjvTXXlveG8
>>8976626
if quads, Yuno doesn't host for the rest of the month
zzzzzzzzz
Could someone hand me the list of /co/des?
>>8976580
T-Thanks for hosting... Mau..
>>8976613
Don't pin the blame on us for your financial losses!
>>8976653
I pirated all your games
>>8976561
Congratulations on winning, i am seething with jealousy.
>>8976580
Thanks for hosting, i'm sure gals will win next time.
fuck /tlhg/
>>8976666
OH FUCK
>>8976496
>he returns the smile with a forced frown
I don't like what you're implying here. What makes you think I can't win this thing singlehandedly? Unless you want me to go after you guys first. A guil- faction of masochists, I see.
>>8976513
I'm saying I think you're "like-like" her, idiot! Read between the lines!
>>8976520
I feel as though this is rigged, but I'm not complaining. Congratulations, Super Cool Machi!
Thanks for Yunoing, Host!
>>8976528
I'm extremely charismatic! Thing is, people don't want to win. They want to be in factions with eye candy. When you see a snot-nosed kid and an alien that make up a faction you get the idea that they're a "no fun allowed" type of faction, you know what I mean?
>>8976617
Exact!
>>8976617
>>8976588
So, there's only you two now, but I propose we keep those 2 points from now on. We just need another 2 and we'll wipe out NE-1 once and for all, are you okay?
>>8976642
>>8976644
We should save up to take out NE1.
>>8976658
Fine! I'm not putting faith in your Orange clan anymore!
>>8976661
>yawns
That's strange. I just had a nightmare about someone pirating my games.
>>8976686
>Sounds like a good idea to me. Yeah let's save them
>>8976680
...W...what!?
new game now
>>8976580
Congratulations, and thank you for the match.
>>8976680
A snot-nosed kid? What have you been crying to get a nose that runny? Besides I'm good at having fun, find somewhere up high, throw bottles and try to shoot them out of the air. Until next time I, I've got some calibrations to tend to.
>>8976686
I am totally fine with this plan.
Thanks for the congrats everyone!
>>8976580
Thanks for hosting!
>>8976635
Yeah, I'm still shocked myself, but a win is a win, right?
>>8976644
I'll let Haru decide.
>>8976655
https://pastebin.com/qUnZZqxb
>>8976706
>Pirates Skyrim Special Edition right in front of you
>>8976703
Our gods are incompetent gods.
>>8976680
You'd do that? That would be great in fact. A single guy trying to overthrown the all powerful empire.
>pats head.
Good luck Subaru, I'll look foward our next fight... and poker game!
>>8976644
>>8976709
>>8976692
>>8976740
Then it's settled! We decide to save up those two points for now Yuno.
>>8976644
Well, there's not much else we can do besides take Boston and save the other two points...we're in a bit of a tight spot right now, even with Machi's win.
>>8976644
Do we take cincinnati or do we take cleveland? I want cleve because it can be a good fall back point, but i'm not the captain so whatever
>>8976750
And thank god for that, because at the very least it means one less faction to worry about.
>>8976748
Easy there, son. Just pay for the game and we won't have any trouble.
>>8976802
>throws overboard
>>8976740
>>8976709
>>8976692
Oh of course. Our strategy is to take down NE-1 as soon as possible, so even if I'm not here... act according to the plan. We're *this* close to overthrown that sad excuse of a faction.
>>8976802
>Pirates the game.
>Plays the game
>Never buys it
>Talks shit about it on /v/
>>8976802
Eh. fallout 4 isn't worth the current price tag, but I still want to play it...
>>8976644
>>8976781
I, Reigen Arataka, will represent.
We agree with this move. We shall move to Cleveland.
>>8976802
But why? You don't deserve my money for some mediocre games Todd.
>>8976800
Mau... No need to be so rash about the facts now.
>>8976826
>Skyrim
>Mediocre
>>8976720
It's obvious! Just look at how you're stuttering! You can't even deny it now. I've caught you red-handed with your degenerate feelings for a murderer.
>>8976739
I-It happens around this time of year. Human's get these things called sinus infections and...
That's beside the point! We can't promise practice to potential members! They'll get bored way too easily! But...I see you have to go. Have a good time. Thanks for the help!
>>8976771
>Subaru swats her hand away
I'm not looking forward to you cheating. I was lucky to catch you this time, but there's no telling how difficult next time will be. You're a slippery little demon.
>>8976780
Sounds good enough. At least we still have the extra points.
>>8976838
>fug
>>8976750
I'll be taking over this faction and I'll be setting some ground rules.
>>8976771
Understood.
>>8976780
Your men have annexed Boston with no resistance. The people welcome the good vibes and free weed.
>>8976824
>>8976781
Cleveland has been put under your control.
>>8976838
...Garry isn't even in a thi-IT DOESN'T MATTER! That's not the point!
>>8976855
>>8976838
Same as always, Suby.
>>8976881
Stop, don't do this
Post music you've been listening to.
>>8976833
Facts are facts, and I'm glad to label you as a nonentity in our conquest.
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
>>8976902
why?
Who else is rooting for the new and memeproved shining stars?
>>8976813
>supplexes
Sir, I'm going to give you one last chance to hand over the money
>>8976821
Then perhaps you may be interested in my special 1% off discount?
>>8976826
>mediocre
Excuse me?
>>8976881
Garry isn't in a what now? Did she really break it off with him? Buwahahahaha! Man, the poor sap! He really let the one thing in his life go! Tell me, how do you plan on getting her to share these feelings you have for her?
>>8976883
Nobody asked for you to come here and ruin everything, Ash. Why can't you and your dumb hippie group leave and never come back?
>>8976922
We don't need more autistic lesbian ships
>>8976924
rooting for FABREEZE
Lincoln Loud vs Fairytale - Sleeper
>>730523103
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EBB26EXopg
>>8976921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iV-5CpJsmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E
I dunno lol
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAlXfs3Ta_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15rUJuKCM90
>>8976838
>>8976855
Oh well, is it cheating if you don't get caught? But heh, I promise we'll play fair next time...
>smiles
Show me how hard the underdog can bite.
>>8976905
https://youtu.be/1MgzG2JiQ6Q
>>8976935
garry is a boy
>>8976905
Same song as always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIk-5C4PW-s
>>8976905
>https://youtu.be/f_60AJiVEh4
>>8976932
The answer is no, Subaru.
>>8976906
Mau...? What do you mean by "our"? There are others with you?
Are you going to host another roung Yuno?
>>8976984
>Touches
>>8976993
Maybe later.
If not I'll do another tomorrow for sure.
>>8976973
No, Rika's trying to force a ship with Urotsuki
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7Dz4bh5UE
>>8977013
wtf I hate Urotsuki now
>>8976905
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFaSqrF_lw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGeNoml0OHc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IMwop3RHs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obVlQinLQnQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5PPnv_UHk
Patrician as fuck
>>8976932
Because I know deep down you like us all! No matter how much you put on that tough guy act.
>>8976852
I didn't really have many other options, but yeah, those will be useful in the future! Even if we don't win the next round, we might get the most kills or be eliminated first. That'll bring us up to three, and we can move on from there!
>>8976883
Ash! Did you see Machi come in and save the day for us at the last minute? It was soo cool! I never thought she had it in her!
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ar1fVAWas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLYiGQwC9Jc
So if Yuno hosts with a /co/de howcome people give them so much praise? Is it just an oldfag status or is it literally just for the faction portion slapped onto a /co/de game?
>>8976958
Interesting...
Mind pointing me in the direction of your "friend?" I'd like to have a little talk with him.
>>8976963
Except you did get caught! You weren't even properly punished either. You respawned and then you're relieved of the pain, so instead I'll set you straight by showing you just how hard I can bite!
>like a rabid animal, Subaru yanks on her arm, brings it up to his mouth and chomps down on it
How does THIS feel!?
>>8976984
Then go on and tell me what the real problem is. What has you so bothered about Uro-tan?
>>8977033
Fallout 4 is shit
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnCtbjeMXDI
>>8977029
Because she doesn't.
>>8977029
Because she made that code and still puts new events in it, you should be asking why they sometimes praise me, since I just host with codes that aren't mine.
>>8977013
>Thought he couldn't get more autistic
>Now he's forcing ships
It's getting really hard to keep defending Aussa
>>8977029
I created the wild west code, and it has over 500 events.
I made it available to the public so it could be used by anyone. I don't see the point in hoarding it to myself.
>>8977026
>Ash shows up
>you start listening to "love comes in spurts"
subtle, faggot. subtle.
>>8977026
I didn't get to see the killing blow, but I am happy to know that we finally put some points on the board. Though it should have been me, anyways how are you today?
>>8977033
Yeah sure, he's right out there.
>Points out the now open door.
>>8976860
Nice joke. I'll just break all the rules that you set up.
>>8977081
>low-key gay as fuck just because they like each other ooc
>not forced
>>8976860
is that aussa
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36DCuT1KxM4
>>8977029
Same reason people shit on hoshi
Bias
>>8976905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9sNmujCPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV5lzRHrGeg
>>8977070
kys Ichigo
>>8977109
>They erp in pm's
>That's why they're shipping in threads
>>8976990
That's the point, right? My abilities shine best as part of a powerful team, and the Iron Dogs are the strongest of the strong. We won the opening match, and things are looking great.
>>8977029
>The /co/de is the same theme but far inferior to Yuno's.
>>8977109
Urotsuki is Suika/Patchouli
>>8977025
I don't like any of you guys. I'm content with my make-shift faction. We're ten times cooler than you tree hugging hippies. We don't preach the impossible.
>>8977094
You think you can take out the leader of your faction now?! Come at me! I'll take you out with my secret weapon.
>>8977131
/guts
>>8977159
nah just an observer
Stay on HG and wait for the next game or play Mass Effect?
>>8977131
Then why are they not trying to get with Guts? Something seems off here.
>>8977048
Nonsense. Fallout 4 is my generous gift to
humanity.
>>8977083
Many thanks, future Bethesda consumer. I'll be sure your friend will be taken good care of.
>>8977000
>Rika lets out a screech and bolts away.
>>8977034
Because she's getting worse! She got fired from her job, she's given up on her book, she's not even trying anything else to give her some sort of fulfillment, she just spends all day sleeping in her room again, and when she DOES leave it all she seems to be interested in is going Japanese Chainsaw Massacre on people, and to top it all off, she's been considering ENDING IT ALL! So yeah! Of course I'm worried! What the hell else should I be!?
>>8977116
Bruh
>>8977180
Why not both?
>>8977180
What if I host now and you enter your tribute then go play Mass Effect? unless someone else wants to go?
I NEED TITS
>>8977070
>I don't know what you're talking about :^)
>>8977075
Aww, that's a shame! I wish you could have been there, it was so exciting there at the end of it all! Like you said, at least we're making progress. I probably didn't make the smartest decision starting us up in Augusta, but we're doing well considering the circumstances! Those two points we saved are going to be a godsend!
But yeah, I've been good lately, even better now that we're starting our winning streak! Did you ever find more of those weirdos talking about us?
>>8977110
>Omg this is literally like my favorite Gorillaz song, good fucking taste
>>8977182
probably got tired of it
>>8977034
What the fuck are you doing?!!
>She doesn't geel much pain, but the surprise in enough to make her lose her temper. She tries to waves her arm at first, but finally resign to smash him on the floor repeatedly until he gives up
ARE YOU AUTISTIC OR WHAT?!!
>>8976860
I would rather leave the leadership to Sweet Guardian rather than a perverted robot.
>>8977126
Mau, you're part of the Iron Dogs?
I wasn't here early.. But its still early game! Anything is possible!
>>8977192
>Rika
>Screeching
Quite the coincidence don't ya think
>>8977143
That's debatable, but I know that I can take you out like the trash that you are.
>>8977189
New Vegas was better. 4 will never live up to it. Search your feelings, it is true.
>>8977215
I NEED COCKS! BIG THROBBING BLACK VEINY COCKS!
>>8977213
I was about to host, although I dunno who you are and your games might be better.
>>8977222
Yeah, It's the shit.
>>8977182
Because Guts is usually on Youmu, and during dead hours long after Suika is asleep.
>>8977244
CUTE!
>>8977251
No they are not.
What would the general opinion be if I "borrowed" some events from a /co/de and slapped them into my own code if they fit the current theme? The events would be modified of course.
>>8977229
H-hey, I am able to do a lot more than that idiotic dog who would throw away the faction if you gave them pudding!
>>8977237
Try me, I'll get you to wear this maid outfit if it's the last thing I do.
>>8977264
Makes sense. Seems like a game will start soon.
>>8977266
>If you say so.
>Will take entries here, give me a minute or two.
>>8977268
Just do it.
I did it and no one noticed.
>>8977268
I think nobody would honestly give one fifth of a fuck. Do it.
>>8977268
I don't think any would mind.
>>8977138
Too bad you have nothing to show for it. You know....you really do like the sound of your own voice, huh?
>>8977222
Good to hear, unfortunately I haven't found out much, but now they have the audacity to shout vulgaritys, even going as far as to try and poorly attempt to impersonate you.
>>8977229
It's true that it's still early. But if your gods figure out what they're doing, let us know.
>>8977268
>We should try and improve the /co/des as much as possible. They're a starting point.
>>8977110
The squid girl has good tastes
>>8977226
>soon he becomes a pile of bloodied flesh from all the smashing. His blood gets all over the surrounding area thanks to the succubuses temper
>>8977268
As long as they are not the exact same event, you should be good. Just make sure not to blatantly copy-paste them.
>>8977268
i wouldn't care
>>8977226
>Ahri watches for a moment, only to break into laughter, clutching her stomach and collapsing to the floor.
Gorey Gauntlet XL
First 48
>>8977317
Reigen Arataka
>>8977317
Saki
>>8977317
Xayah
>>8977317
Damon Gant
>>8977317
Vino
>>8977317
Len
>>8977317
Hitler
>>8977317
Mokujin
>>8977317
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>8977230
Yeah, it's a sound that scared people make.
>>8977317
Rika
>>8977317
Agrias Oaks
>>8977274
If you manage to survive my onslaught. I'll burn off all of your clothes, and force you to wear that disgusting outfit yourself!
>>8977317
Astaroth
>>8977307
>>8977314
Hmmm... damn, maybe I got a little bit too rough with him....
Oh well, he'll probably reappear in a minute or so
>>8977317
Grora
>>8977317
Ruby Gloom
>>8977317
Futaba Sakura
>>8977317
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8977317
Ash Crimson
>>8977317
Late Go
>>8977317
George Washington
>>8977317
Sakura Kasugano
>>8977317
ChibIchigo
>>8977317
Natsuki Ooshima
>>8977317
Leviathan
>>8977317
No Name
>>8977317
Eggman-kun
>>8977317
Starman
>>8977317
Emilia
>>8977317
Star Breaker
>>8977317
Natsuki Subaru
>>8977317
Baki Hanma
>>8977317
Emi
>>8977317
Smug Wendy's
>>8977317
Night Dog
>>8977335
THOSE ARE RED YOU FUCKING LIAR
>>8977317
Anders Holm
>>8977317
Nino
>>8977317
The Sonic Totem
>>8977317
Garry
>>8977346
I love you.
>>8977317
Eric Andre
This seems bait-ish
>>8977317
Elias Ainsworth
>>8977317
Asui Tsuyu
>>8977317
Usotsuki
>>8977317
Togame
>>8977317
Salad Uchiha
>>8977317
Kamina
>>8977317
Todd
>>8977274
... No. I don't think you can.
Besides, we're fellow Sweet Gods, we can keep each other in check.
... I hope.
>>8977304
Why would we tell you? That doesn't seem like a good strategy.
>>8977317
Lenny
Patty
>>8977317
Dale Cooper
>>8977317
White Slavery
>>8977317
Ursula Callistis
>>8977317
Pandemonium Sterling Archer
>>8977317
Colress
>>8977317
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8977342
>he does just that and reappears behind her without making a sound
HEY!! Who gave you the right to smash my face into the pavement repeatedly!? I thought you needed consent for an act as gruesome as that. Imagine how you'd feel if someone smashed you without your consent. You would probably hate it.
>>8977378
Are you certain about that? Look again with your eyes this time.
>>8977405
cute
Here's the story from /b/
>>8977317
Ice Queen
>>8977439
>all that peace
>>8977346
*takes your glasses and smashes them into the ground as you try to get them back*
>>8977317
NE1 Sterling Archer Remover
>>8977439
I'm just not going to count the /b/ games in my stats
>>8977301
But you're dealing with them like you said, right? I hope so, because those stupid jerks don't need to be impersonating me... That's really bad. I don't know why they would even go to that level. On the other hand, it's just more cause for you! Keep fighting the good fight, Ash!
>>8977431
Yeah probably... But I didn't ask to be biten by an autistic furry either. Keep the weird petplay stuff for your girlfri-. Oh yeah, sorry.
>>8977238
I disagree, fellow consumer. I've played through Fallout 4 over 17 times, and I still don't want to play any other title.
Golly gee, we sure are lucky to be blessed with such a fine tuned and immersive game!
60-tribute game option when?
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8977416
FOUR
>>8977317
Oh fuck, I probably missed it
If I didn't,
Lucky
>>8977317
Merak
>>8977386
No, You don't. That's not how it works.
>>8977449
Delet this
>>8977482
>When Brant sees my DM's
>>8977482
Swap
>>8977344
>>8977490
>>8977431
>Ahri gasps, devolving into a coughing fit as she attempts to stand once again.
W-wha-whoa Hey! You can die out here and come back?! I thought... I thought we'd be done for if that happened!
>>8977479
>>8977431
Pfft...
>>8977503
what did you tell
>>8977482
No problems here,let's get started.
>>8977356
>>8977411
>>8977482
Give him a go. I've got other things to do.
>>8977480
How about New Vegas? How many plays did you do with that mysterious man?
>>8977482
Swap me out for Ruby
>>8977508
>>8977508
Oh, thank you, Ruby.
>>8977479
I'm not a furry, autistic, and I sure as hell have a girlfriend! Her name's Emilia-tan and she's the hottest thing in the world!
You've done it now! I'm going to make sure you and your stupid faction pay with your lives! I'm ending it ALL! YOU'LL ALL BE FORCED TO JOIN MY FACTION ONCE I DESTROY YOU!
>>8977482
Look how dangerous I look. I like it!
>>8977401
It's more like one sweet god under my control, one sweet god that's an idiot, and then the arsonist.
>>8977338
No way! Maid outfits do not go well with men at all. Not like I would know.
>>8977482
Awesome, let's do this.
>>8977525
>I just floated the idea of 60 trib games.
>>8977439
>21 day game
>>8977482
Is that a giant avian? May I pet and consume it at a later date?
>>8977550
Well thank you very much mister lennsworth!
>>8977552
Don't thank me, you hosted early in the morning.
>>8977554
Does Emilia-Tan know she's your girlfriend?
test
>>8977412
>>8977354
>>8977482
I just remembered that I have homework to finish, give this lady my spot.
>>8977476
I just drive them away when that happens, but let's not dwell on the negative subjects. I want to ask you something, I think you might appreciate it.
>>8977516
>approving nod
>>8977491
Hey Merak. I heard you and Stratos were sleeping in the same appartment here so... give him that
>it's a letter
>it says : What are you doing? Come on and fight, the pandemonium needs you!
>>8977568
Did that about 1 month and a half ago.
Still didn't happen.
I think I pressured him too much with the wall of text I sent him lel.
>>8977589
IT'S A SHIP REQUEST
>>8977514
>subaru's head turns to Airi faster than he can comprehend what she just said to him
I thought I've explained this before! I'm able to re-
>he's once again stopped before he can finish speaking. His eyes dilating and his entire body shaking
>>8977482
I'm ready to begin!
>>8977562
That may be true! But that doesn't matter!
>>8977508
>>8977541
>>8977550
>>8977588
Got it.
>>8977572
If you play yours cards right, maybe.
>>8977617
>Seth
>wall of text
Why, I'd never-
Starting ASAP. I'll make the new thread.
>>8977589
CONFESS YOUR LOVE
>>8977583
That's a silly question.
...
...
Why would you ask such a silly question?
>>8977554
>>8977583
I'll have to go with this anon, Subaru. Does she know she's your girlfriend?
>sighs
It's too bad really, for but a moment you seemed like a real challenger here. But you're not an underdog, just an overexcited puppy...
>>8977588
Are you sure? Well... I wouldn't want you to miss your homework. Count on me, I'll see if I can get a win.
>>8977589
Uhh, sure! Go ahead! I'm an open book, you can ask me anything and I may or may not have an answer!
>>8977541
Thanks, mister! I'll make sure to do the best I can with your spot.
>>8977542
None, because I've been too busy with Fallout 4 to play anything else.
Did I mention how fun Fallout 4 is?
>>8977562
I've just been waiting to see how a dress would look on you. I bet you're going to be really cute, even with all the burn marks and severed limbs!
>>8977617
>DM was about 10 months ago
>Mokou
>>8977645
Maybe you come off too strong for her to be your girlfriend.
>>8977646
An overdog
>>8977591
I don't know where dis you get the idea of me living with him, but we do work for the same company (even if he's unwilling to). I'll see if I can reach him. The white coats might be busy, though.
>>8977645
Because I believe you are lying. She's your girlfriend yet you talk with girls and boys here and do all kinds of lewd acts with them.
>64 UIDs
>>8977671
Thread was created half a year ago
>>8977664
trying to get uro back huh
>>8977541
why do you almost always swap out
>>8977668
>did
>>8977649
Fallout 4 is a solid 6/10
Still needs randy savage deathclaw as default option though.
>>8977666
Stop spreading lies Satan. Come on, at least not to me
>>8977629
>Catching her breath once again, she straightens up and dusts her dress off.
Uh... Are you alright? Ooh... I think I get it. Your body must be experiencing the stress of such a thing.. Do you need a drink? Maybe to sit down?
>>8977640
Literally me.
>>8977651
Fucking kek.
It's not anything new obviously, but I guess it's just too much cost.
I hoped that the request coming from me would work but he seem very reluctant on that subject.
>>8977671
>64 UIDs
>No onee-sama
Life is so cruel
>>8977631
It does. Watch, I'l win the next faction game all by myself and prove to you that I am better suited in running this faction than the pup.
>>8977650
You think you'll be able to burn me easily?! I'll have you know that this body was built with fire and water resistance capabilities.
>>8977668
You don't? Oh well, that's okay as long as you can give him the message. Don't forget.
>>8977646
Dyaha! You must have short term memory loss! You do remember when I put a bullet in you, right? I remember that! It felt really good! You wouldn't be able to make anyone feel better than me after shooting you dead, Miss. leader-tan!
What you're saying is all talk because you know you're fodder! You have to look big or else everyone will leave you!
What's the most UID's an HG thread has seen?
>>8977693
Fucker you made me check the OP
>>8977696
People don't own each other unless it's lower society, We've talked about this we're still in a good relationship.
>>8977735
101
not really uid just mobilefags
>>8977697
>It's kind of hard to keep up with the games when my internet is constantly being a shit. Also I get sick a lot.
>>8977735
72 on /b/ during the first prom I think.
70 on /trash/ during the first RigginsMania.
Both were in June funnily enough.
>>8977730
Good luck, you'll need it.
>>8977730
Adding a few more bombs isn't going to be an issue at all. I'll simply overwhelm your resistances.
Even if you beg for forgiveness. I'll have no mercy on you.