/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
Failed State Edition
Other MEGA links are evil only trust the OST right here: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
>>8974789
FUCK YOU
>>8974802
Get Scrigged, scrub.
>>8974542
True, but there's always second place for best ass.
>>8974633
Even truer.
>>8974853
I mean I have to be honest, my favorite butt is Doe's. Yeah it's not as pure weight and fat as Selmers, but there's just something about that Doe that just hits all the right spots for me. So it's not the bum itself alone, but the character as a whole plus her perfect ass that wins it for me, but it's all personal taste anyway..
>>8974905
Why you cross out mom anon, just add Doe in after the your.
>>8974761
>>8975033
>>8975033
Needs a Bea and Mae edit.
>>8974802
>>8975181
>not sharkle
>>8975201
>Sharkle porn when?
>>8975177
True it does,
Also Why did the game keep bringing up torrents and piracy in small ways .
>>8975147
Hey I recognize that cover art, some collection of Lovecraft stories.
Does anyone think Bea's obsession with college is meant to be sort of a Lovecraft reference? Since the guy was clearly super insecure about not having gone to college and idolized it in all his work?
>>8975181
>it's the right you're
immersion ruined
>>8975228
>>8975181
>heart on the exclamation point
FEM ANON I LOVE YOU
>>8975251
and I got the Steam version so I don't know, unless it's in the non-torrent version of the game.
>>8975308
Yeah, that stuff is normal, devs are pretty Antifa.
I have the actually bought version of the game and I remember the same things happening.
>>8975351
Yeah I know, It's just kinda weird playing a game I didn't torrent and it talks about torrents.
and sorry for the prt scn... I should Kiill myself and just use Snipping Tool.
>>8975444
Checked and keked
Keked for that s/fur thread ur on with that Extra THICC video ur watching.
>>8975414
>Yeah, that stuff is normal, devs are pretty Antifa.
what does that have to do with torrenting?
>>8975444
>bill nye the science guy
RIP
>>8975444
>bookmarks on the toolbar still have their page names
am I the only sane person on the internet because this seems to be a very common thing and it takes up so much god damned space
>>8975444
>/b/
>meme video
>discord
>jojo
i honestly wouldn't mind if people like you just ceased to exist
>>8975722
>>8975753
He's right though. Meme autism is the worst kind.
>>8975624
same 2bh
>>8975624
Almost wank worthy, but the feet are just off a bit. Fucking artists man
>Who's the owl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Rt8kA6CWw
>>8975786
This website was founded on meme autism anon
>>8975753
i mean other than discord (i'm assuming you use for a friend group and not a public room) those all are pretty fucking cancer
>>8976015
And the United States was founded on the bloodshed of peaceful natives and constructed with slave labor. That doesn't mean either of those things are good.
>>8975722
How is liking all of those make u cancer?
That just makes a person not a fucking normie.
>>8975786
If u want cancerous memes go on 9fag and laugh about chochy milk.
Honestly Discord isn't bad. Its a whole fuckin better than cuckspeak and Google hangurself. If ur looking for just pure chat go with Skype cause u can call about any device from any device using Skype.
And for JoJo. Nigga JoJo Is the only shown jump manga that doesn't have the same characters for 100+ mangas. Same goes with the anime.
Now to be honest. /b/ is a mixed bag of quality.then again this is the trash board.
The main thing triggers me is that this anon>>8975444 doesn't know how to organize torrents and is using Windows 7 when anon could of Beta tested Win 10 for free and upgrade for free.
The other thing that triggers me is that this anon is using Norton and not Avast
But getting triggered at for an anon for liking anime - even though it was a mistake- and then saying anon here is meme cancer.
>>8975236
>Does anyone think Bea's obsession with college is meant to be sort of a Lovecraft reference? Since the guy was clearly super insecure about not having gone to college and idolized it in all his work?
Is there a scene where she has a panic attack after finding out that her great-great-great-great grandfather was from Lombardy, but her great-great-great-great grandmother was from Calabria?
>>8976060
/pol/ has some words for you.
>>8976088
/his/ has a rebuttal to their edgy 16 year old privileged closed-minded perspective.
>>8976060
>>8976075
nice now try talking without buzzwords and shitty memes
>>8976120
/b/ is screaming in the background.
>>8976133
kek
You guys are faggots.
And not the homosexual kind.
>>8976075
>>8976015
>>8976031
>>8975444
>These are the people I share a general with
>>8976176
You're stuck here forever anon.
>>8976060
Yeah but imagine if things back then were actually way better.
2006 was a magical time.
>>8976176
So yup ur stuck here with us, and my Autism I guess.
>>8976202
Here you go anon.
Use them well.
>>8976176
We're like pure bred hounds in a pig pen.
>>8976227
literally nobody accused you of samefagging
you okay, bad taste anon?
>>8976437
I want to dance freely with Mae.
>>8976485
Who doesn't .
>>8976592
bea
>>8976663
>>8976724
But she stops after she realized how much of a shit autistic dancer Mae is.
>>8976755
>implying spaghetti arms are any more of a legit dance than twerking
>>8976755
>>8976778
Spaghetti arms remind one of the beautiful dances of the hindu and other eastern women and their exotic movements. Twerking is a mating call for savages that was further degraded by white "people" who don't have the ass meat the make the dance a treat.
>>8976864
>Spaghetti arms remind one of the beautiful dances of the hindu and other eastern women and their exotic movements. Twerking is a mating call for savages that was further degraded by white "people" who don't have the ass meat the make the dance a treat.
Are you drunk, or foreign?
>>8977004
Foreign is a relative concept anon.
>>8976864
I don't know whether to take you seriously.
Or tell you to leave.
>>8976864
Mae has the ass to make it work though
>>8977036
Which language are using right now, anon?
>>8977069
Mae's ass would very likely be moderately firm. It would be the ideal ass for molesting, grinding, and pounding, but it would lack the curb appeal and jiggle a truly fat ass requires to tantalize with a twerk.
>>8977072
Language in a literal or literary sense?
>>8977157
Literal, but if you aren't the anon going on about "spaghetti arms," then I don't have anything against you.
>>8977272
I'm speaking english, but what do you have against me?
>>8976437
>>8977458
Prove it.
mae
haha
more like
*snicker*
pffff..
more like
MEME
>>8977582
what kind of line is that
why in the world would mae ever say that
>>8977582
That makes no sense to say unless Mae is a scientologist or something.
>>8977582
I don't think Mae would ever be that much of a cunt.
(but I do like seeing bea cry :^) )
>>8977582
>>8977598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
yeet yeet am i right my young'uns
>>8977998
yeet this wigger
*unzips bear cock*
now suck whiteboi
Someone give me a sprite or ref of lori RIGHT NOW
>>8978170
>>8978170
I can piece her assets together into a model real quick if you need it
>>8978358
do it
>>8978358
Could you?
>>8978358
Not him but I would like that, we don't have many clear models away from the games weird lighting
>>8975224
i already made sharkle porn
>inb4 "lol but u sux at art XDDDDD"
if u say that all i have to say is "ok buddy"
>>8978380
>>8978382
>>8978389
this should be pretty close
>>8978562
cuuuute mooooouse
>>8978456
It's not really "art" if it's just shit, so that statement doesn't apply anyway.
>>8978562
I want to take care of her and act as her big brother.
>>8978627
shit urself to death my dude
>>8978652
:^)
>>8978637
that's probably the most innocent thing anyone here has ever said about her
>>8978562
I WISH
TO BOOP
THE SNOOT
>>8978710
I wanna teach her about the wonders of anal sex.
>>8978785
This is cute
>>8978785
Now slide the finger into her mouth.
>>8978785
YES THANK
>>8978710
I think she's pretty cute and I would like to treat her as the younger sister I never had.
>>8978807
I must decline
>>8978990
Come on anon, don't be like that. It's just a silly game they like to play. Nibbly zombie. It's a lot of fun, just let us watch them play.
>>8978990
Lame, dude
>>8979033
It isn't nibbly when you're making her suck on your finger. Lori's not even doing it deliberately.
>>8978990
I do it with my friends all the time, there is nothing wrong with it haha
>>8979101
Whoa whoa, who said anything about sucking? Mae's just going to slide her finger past those cute little lips while Lori does a little playful lip smacking on them. What's wrong with that?
>>8979101
>Implying letting your cute mouse friend suck your finger isn't a game
Anon please.
>>8979247
What are you a shut-in? People suck on their friend's fingers all the time it's completely normal. I just want to see Lori be a friendly person.
>>8979247
Hey look it's gay(straight) anon! he gets triggered because smelters are straight even though they make out and jack each other off.
Now we can add Lori sucking Mae's fingers but only as a game to his triggered list
> walk into alleyway to get to your apartment
> see this halfway through
what do
>>8979336
See the last thread
>>8979336
Curb stomp. There's so much semen there they'd never suspect me as a culprit.
Kitty nibbling is a perfectly normal thing
You are simply not familiar with the culture of kitty cats
It may seem strange but it's real!
/r/equesting Lori sucking on Mae's finger in a playful way. Edit or art I don't even care
>>8979439
this but with mae's DICK
and actually with bea not lori
>>8979460
Stop taking something innocent and defiling it with your depraved lust you animal. Somebody get those cute fingers in the moist little mouse mouth.
>>8979509
This. I can't stand when people take an idea that's innocent and cute like Mae sliding her cute pawpadded finger between Lori's teeny moist mouse lips slowly, possible touching her tongue, and then making it some perverse idea. Like what the fuck man come on can't we just have this cute idea?
>>8979336
>Okay, Angus. Now step on my chest and spit in my face.
>M-Mae, I think this is going a bit too-
>FOR EFF'S SAKE YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR ME
>>8976798
whoever this artist is, is god.
>>8979665
redphlannel
>http://nitw.booru.org/
Who the fuck uploaded the OC donut steel rabbit to the Booru?
>>8979336
Call ambulance for obvious rectal distress, check to make sure shes not choking on semen, cover her with a jacket or something.
>>8979804
What the fuck, booru anon? delete that trash
>>8979873
Unfortunently I cannot, as I'm not the booru owner.
>>8975251
>3 days
Come on, Mae, expert trash like you should know that even with a 2MB/second Internet connection shared by two parents and a younger sibling a healthy 1080p movie torrent should take six hours, tops.
>>8979804
it's the only thing matt1546 ever uploaded
probably just a troll t b h
fuck you matt
>>8979336
wait a minute, is that bat going in her anus or in her vagina? looks like it's in her anus
>>8980363
the plot thickens
>>8980410
It's actually directly in between both.
>>8980451
That's pretty standard shit for a booru. Guy doesn't know that it's really for the thread moreso than anything.
>>8980451
Well he's not wrong.
A faggot for sure.
>>8980479
probably
>>8980451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vk_76ReVA
>>8980562
Fucking thank you for this holy shit
Also lol
>>8981280
To be honest if I knew who any of these artists were I would. But I just grab stuff people post in the threads usually. Also that guy is a faggot so whatever.
I got over 300 pictures I cannot be assed to source each and every one.
>>8981324
We're not redditors and we know who to image search. Fuck that fag sources are for college papers and counter-strike.
butts
>>8981873
fucking nasty
>>8981873
So did everyone just low key deem Germ's ass as unworthy?
>>8981873
>He saved my crop of the original image and renamed the file to "best"
I agree, but I feel bad that Germ's ass isn't getting any love. It's too average to seem special.
>>8981951
Much like germ himself
I just spent the whole day jerking off to May Wasowski
ask me anything
>>8982782
are u gay for cats now
Reply to this post with your ms paint drawing of Beatrice Santello
I will make a collage
You have 24 hours.
>>8982980
>>8982980
Can I post old pictures or does it have to be a new one? Cause I made dis.
>>8982980
>>8983152
New.
>>8982980
is this good enough
>>8983173
My fucking sides
>>8983190
Yes.
>>8982980
its not mspaint dont include it
>>8983541
thank you
>>8982980
>>8983541
Thanks bruv
>>8983631
fucking kill me
>>8983678
Don't be sad it's over.
Be glad it happened.
>>8982980
i admit i've done 3 of these so far
>>8983920
I'll pick the one I like the most then.
>>8981901
gregg's ass is the only "worthy" ass in that picture honestly.
anyone have the pic where Mae walks into bea having sex with a cat and it says Tacos lmao
>>8984178
Strangely enough it's the only one of the set I do have.
>>8975228
...I torrented the game,too. Cuff me,boys. By the Way, are those supplementary games worth playing?
>>8984615
aunt molly here u better prepare ur bum for jail buddy boyo
>>8984615
Personally, the first supplementary games kept me from getting the game for two months after its release. It just didn't get me hooked.
>>8979368
That sounds pretty hot actually. Imbthe original reauester of that pic, by the way.
>>8980410
Supposed to be her ass. Im planning to ask for one where she is turned over, although thatvwould go intobthe guro category probably, and i dont want to horrify the person who made it, or like,anyone,so iddunno.
>>8984720
This general is what got me to give in and eventually get the game. It's pretty chill here and there's plenty of new content that's posted in every thread. Anyways, goodnight /nitwg/. I'll post a different song for tonight because I was listening to this one just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvEm3a20Yc4
>>8984819
Yup,also no spoilers. Thats exceptional. Good night dude!
>>8982980
>>8982980
>>8976798
this is so cute it's almost lethal
>>8985281
Then get a load of THIS
>>8985323
>>8985334
>>8985338
>>8985346
Alright, let's discuss something for a few seconds and then get back to shitposting.
What kind of music would Lori be into?
>>8985773
Well obviously she'd be into thriller music since she's into horror movies. I bet she'd love sharp guitars and organs and pianos and the like.
And probably normal stuff too, but definitely something in the vein of horror music. I admit I don't know the official term for that sub genre though.
[spoiler]I'm sad it'll never happen[/spoiler]
>>8986066
>those hips on Mae
Oh
My
I'm also glad she did more NITW.
>>8982980
I tried.
What happens next, /trash/?
>>8986162
Mae gets pleasure in roughhousing for another couple of minutes in a break from the static
Bea humors her friend, to little personal gain, like she always does
A kid walking down the street is delighted in the spectacle
>>8986162
They hug
>>8986131
It's a good rendition of Bea.
>>8986066
it already did
those two have mushed tacos so hard if you try eating one out it'll just taste like the other
these characters get me way too horny
This is Beatrice Santello.
Her last name is pronounced
"SAN-tel-lo"
Not
"San-TEL-lo"
>>8986794
Source? My superior accent prevents much of a difference anyways
>>8984671
> no tail
edit now pls
>There are people who prefer no tail versus tail
Disgusting
Thou aint my nigga
I've been playing with this nude mod for... private reasons for a while. You guys can have it.
Enjoy.
https://mega.nz/#!4FIRxK5S!YecFbleoH3L1_4UcGGknWxmLtBk20gI_fAELgfMxlk0
>>8981873
why crop out germ's ass
it was accurate for a dude who probably doesn't exercise, doesn't eat enough, but walks everywhere
like regular small dude ass
>>8979336
follow up pic where casey is comforting mae in her bed when?
>>8981873
now edit it so that greg is spreading dem cheeks
>>8984690
>not Donna babysitting
>>8986963
but she doesn't though
>>8987272
hey virusanon, you said that you're gonna do something on april 25th, but it's 26th already
>>8987941
And when the fuck did he say that?
>>8979995
Nigga consider that they live in bumblefuck nowhere you priviledged pretty boy
>>8982980
This was funnier 5 minutes ago
>>8985353
Who the fuck makes these? I really want to know.
>>8988392
Redphlannel. On tumblr.
>>8976798
Woah, who's the artist for this?
>>8988481
Every fucking time.
He's really doing the entire song... Dear God...
>>8988402
ay thanks my dude.
>>8987272
Can someone confirm me this is real? Like, it sounds as fucking fishy as it can. Its nitw damn it.
>>8988637
It's a real virus, if that's what you mean.
>>8988529
Great reaction image content right there.
>>8988637
I haven't tried the game with it but I installed it on a virtual machine and scanned it with a bunch of antiviruses without problems.
>>8976724
who made this imag
>>8988888
>fotm indieshit gets the quints
kys casuls
>>8988888
BASED /NITWG/ BTFO'ING PEDOS AGAIN
>>8988888
>tfw /nitwg/ BTFO /tlhg/ and /hg/ again
At least TLH pedos didn't get the 8s.
>>8988888
Atleast the pedos didn't get it.
>mad pedo in 3 2 1...
>>8988888
i hope we'll get the 999999 too
>>8988888
Holy shit, quints! Maybe I will download this nude mod after all!
>>8988949
Have fun bricking your computer.
Honestly, how the fuck would a nude mod even work for NITW? You would completely ruin the aesthetic with your elementary school effort to patch in nudity. It wouldn't even look good.
For fuck's sake, how much porn is actually made on model in the game's style? Zero? Has there been any fucking porn replicating the game's model exactly?
>>8988964
Lmao whatever dude. I scanned it. It isn't a virus.
>>8988973
Sure you did. And jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>8988989
Enjoy being a paranoid fucker your whole life, buddy.
>>8988973
Enjoy your South Parkesque boobs, retard.
>>8988999
Dubs and trips, virus accuser btfo again.
>>8989007
Anon.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>8988888
>reply gets it
Just fucking end yourself immediately
My only complaint with this game so far is that the name sounds like a followup to Dollar in the Woods.
Guys, report that virus link to get it removed. It's illegal and the mods do delete that shit.
>>8989058
It isn't a virus dick tard.
Real talk, have we ever both seen the jackiefag and virusanon in one place at the same time?
>>8989108
I have no idea what is even happening. Is this regular here?
>>8989118
A bunch of anons regularly accuse this modder of spreading a virus because they're triggered by him sexualizing their game. Don't worry about it.
I can personally say there is no virus to be had here.
>>8989118
Don't listen to anyone trying to get you to download from the mega link other than the one posted in the OP.
>>8989195
That just makes me even more confused. The OP link and the 'virus' link both direct to the same file?
Reminder to hide and report shitposters. Under no circumstances should you feed them the attention they are seeking. The quality of this general depends on this compliance.
>>8989230
>says to report shitposters
>is a shit poster
Reported.
>>8989267
Yeah but they both take you to the same file.
Are you sure it is a virus?
>>8989267
I....havent seen that link, im sorry. Thank you for clarifying!
>>8989279
You're clearly retarded. The OP goes to a soundtrack with two folders. The virus goes to a mod_installer.exe. They're not the same thing.
>>8989291
Are you alright dude?
They both go to mod installer.exe
Also reminder that as a rule of thumb, you probably shouldn't run .exe or .scr files that are posted here (and most online forums in general) if they have no reputation or verifiable validity.
Use your head.
>>8989304
Which one? I did indeed was in the drawthread, requested that picture of mae which is now the picture of the current drawthread,yeah. Why?
>>8989327
I ran it fine, doc. Not problems for me at least.
>>8989359
I thought you were that guy who was requesting for a Selmers lewd. Nevermind then.
>the exe is not a virus
>it totally makes everyone nude
>pictures/proof? uhhhhhhhhh
Really fires up the ol' neurons
>>8989390
Thats one and the same, yup. At the time thought they are non existent, then someone sent a facesitting one, which is noice.
>>8989396
There's not really a whole lot of screenshots to take, anon. Also print-screen doesn't work for a lot of Unity games, nitw included.
>>8989415
Really makes me wonder how I took all of those screenshots using print-screen.
>>8989409
Oh, I was asking because that was me who posted the facesitting picture and recommended you to come to the general. I had a feeling that you were the same person.
As someone who actually downloaded the "mod" day 1.
It's a virus. It's installs a startup program in a random file that prevents you from playing NITW.
That was version Mk 1 though. It was easy to remove. He's since at least changed it to reinstall itself if you try to delete it.
But that was a couple weeks ago. Unknown if he's modified it since then to do anything else.
>>8989415
So not a single picture of the characters being nude in game using a phone is possible?
Even if it's somehow not a virus, there's no way in hell that it's actually a real mod.
Prtscrn isn't the only way to get a screenshot by the way.
>>8989438
Absolute baloney. I installed it fine.
>>8989438
That's actually kinda hilarious. Does it just stop NITW and reinstall itself or are there more malicious tools included?
>>8989435
ah, I see! Well, thank you, its really nice in here! I was honestly surprised to see a fanbase that is not...you know, like undertale or something. They are.... *kinda* similar as much to think the fanbase would be weird, but nah, you guys are great on the most part. Wish i could draw to contribute.
Tbh I felt like virusanon was gonna go with something more spectacular instead of causing mild confusion
>>8989462
Again. I dunno. I only installed the first iteration of the virus. He's improved it at least once since then. Someone broke down the code a couple weeks ago and told us exactly what it did.
>>8989478
>virusanon unleashes the Orb of Confusion!
>>8989438
>>8989457
>Anon shares a detailed account of what happens when you install the mega link with the virus
>Virusanon responds with 'absolute baloney'
Kek. I mean if you want to shitpost until we hit the post limit, I suppose that's how you would do it.
>>8989469
That's nice to know. You don't necessarily need to make your content to contribute. It's good enough to just participate in the discussions. Also, don't take this thread too seriously and ignore any obvious shitposters.
>>8989327
Thank you, doctor. Now come revive me you fucking piece of shit
>>8989469
Don't worry we have really dumb shitstorms about really dumb things. Our first shitstorm was over blood.
>>8989513
Will do. I like writing do, i may try that after im done with the game!
>>8989529
Blood? What do you mean exactly?
>>8989569
I edited a picture of a cat girl giving a blowjob, and someone suggested I make the penis bleed. So I did and it became an in joke and a few other edits and pictures got me like that, and some people really butthurt.
The joke is Mae made her prom date bleed when she tried to kiss him.
>>8989438
Completely fabricated. Go back to /pol/ LARPer.
>>8989666
*got made like that
I'd post them but I'm at work on my phone. Look up blood on the booru for a few of them, although some are hidden as child posts so they won't show up if you don't find the original picture they were edited from.
i want angus to come home to find gregg and i dancing happily to social distortion
>>8989742
http://nitw.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=253 you mean this one,yes? Have not found the other ones, sadly, but i am curious. Please post when you are able!
>>8989862
Gonna be a couple hours hah.
>>8979336
make her eat all of the eggs
>>8989978
Thats all right, im playing the game anyway! and have shit to do. Shit im probably never actually start to do. oh well.
That Twerk is just adorable. Do we have anything of this?
New thread
>>8990369