/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #69: Casual Masturbation Edition P

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Reminder that Lyra and Bon Bon nursed their girls interchangeably.

>>8963176
I do like this idea. Was it BonBon or Lyra who preferred to stay at home and feed their girls?

>>8963650
Lyra stayed home. Since she's a performer, work is a bit inconsistent. Bon Bon works a proper confectionery shop, so it's stable with consistent time.

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Who was this semon demon again?

>>8964344
Gala maybe?

So what events at the Equestria Games would satyrs haul ass at? Who would be the top competitors?

>>8965260
I forget, what events do they even have?
I imagine a lot of it would be tailored for ponies and other quadrupeds.

>>8965599
Well it's the Oylmpics, basically.

>>8965260
>>8968591
This is /sad/, so let's make it lewd and fetishy.

>>8968840
Equestrian Sex Games?

>>8968858
Competitive Electra Impregnation.

>>8968840
No, we can talk about whatever we want here. The only difference between here and /sat/ is that we can post lewd without triggering anons. Do you know how boring it would get if we only ever talked lewd and fetish shit. And you being a content police is only stifling conversation. So stop doing it, you are not the god king who can say what is and is not allowed on here.

>>8968978
Don't bother, he only posts that to start shit.

>>8968858
>Equestrian Sex Games
Yes!

>>8968978
So you basically want the Satyr General to disappear from /mlp/ just because porn pics aren't allowed on that board? Fuck you.
This thread was made for the more explicit stuff. I come here for porn, not things more fitting for /sat/.

>>8969080
>So you basically want the Satyr General to disappear from /mlp/ just because porn pics aren't allowed on that board?

If the family feels anons are too lazy to make their own SFW content that is on them. And if you are so concerned for /sat/ then you can repost our SFW content there.

> Fuck you.
Edgy

>This thread was made for the more explicit stuff. I come here for porn, not things more fitting for /sat/.
>I
>I
>I
This thread is not yours and you dont make the rules. So stop forcing your "rules" on the thread.

>>8969052
Yeah, he keeps concern trolling and tries to stifle any content. Hope everyone else keeps ignoring him.

>>8965260
Archery for sure. The ponies use their mouth but the bow and arrow was made for hands. Wasnt venus shown to be an archer?

>>8966827
Which one is this? She's a mega cutie

>>8969281
Dagger I think.

>>8969281
Dee, there's an alternate version that's her twin, Jay.

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>>8969281
Dee, one of Vinyl's kids.

>>8969353
>filename
Has there ever been a story where she is related to Hope? Or thread discussion? That one is new to me. Cute pic, and nice lewd implications.

>>8969339
>Jay
Thats a man, are they really similar looking?

>>8969376
There hasn't, but I like there too be as few Anon's as possible for any given setting, so the two satyr became related in the filename.

Of course, it could work if you were picking music horses for your herd or something.

>>8969353
Dee and Hope aren't related, are they?

>>8969398
Only if you want.

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>>8969376
It was one of /d/'s earlier drawings. I mean, they have the same colors, and are twins.

>>8969409
Never seen this version before.

>>8969394
Ah ok, I personally prefer the many anons setting. But I did know of a story where Anon was asked to be a sperm donor to Lyra and Bonbon, not a herd but I do like the idea.

>>8969417
Save it now, rare pepe

>>8969168
>Hmm, where to post and discuss SFW stuff?
>I know! In the porn thread that is "dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations" is as said in the OP!
>I'm gonna keep everything here, and if anyone wants SFW stuff then they'll have to come here to this porn thread and get it themselves
So you really do want the general on /mlp/ to die so only this place remains? It's bad enough that we have artists who never seems to upload their art anywhere so others have to do it for them (how many pics are lost in the archives?), and writers who never puts on names or saves the stuff they write, but to keep SFW things to yourself just because you can't post porn on a blue board is just plain dumb.

>>8969398
It's all headcanons. Just like how Hope and Gumdrop might be related sometimes and not related at all other times.

>>8969435
>It's all headcanons. Just like how Hope and Gumdrop might be related sometimes and not related at all other times.
Fair enough, I've just never seen any mention of those two as sisters before.

>>8969353
>"Hey, let me go!" Hope yells, trying to push Dee off her, but resistance is futile.
>An evil grin spreads across Dee's face.
>PRRRRRRT
>"Eeeew! Gross! Get off me!" Hope exclaims, flailing wildly to break free and gasping for air as she suffocates in her sister's rancid ass gas.
>"I'm telling mom!"

>>8969435
>Hmm, where to post and discuss SFW stuff?
Strawman. Not even what I said.

>I know! In the porn thread that is "dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations" is as said in the OP!
You want to play semantics in the OP game? Ok, whats the rule right after that? Oh yeah

>What are the rules?
>There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.

Holy shit, look at that, a rule that clearly says there are no specific rules to this thread and we can do what we want. Guess that means we can post SFW content here and not get jumped on by cherry picking anons who want to enforce arbitrary rules.

>I'm gonna keep everything here, and if anyone wants SFW stuff then they'll have to come here to this porn thread and get it themselves
Nice strawman again of things I never said. You either didnt read what I wrote at all or are just trying to stir shit up. Because I even said if you are so concerned about the state of /sat/ you can repost what we discuss here over there. Shocking I know right!?

>So you really do want the general on /mlp/ to die so only this place remains?
Boy you sure do love spamming that over and over again, it doesnt make it any more true or even what I said.

>who never seems to upload their art anywhere so others have to do it for them (how many pics are lost in the archives?) and writers who never puts on names or saves the stuff they write

That has nothing to do with us occasionally wanting to talk SFW stuff when the topics arise. And again, reposting is a thing so its never really lost. And the few that are lost is a tragedy. But not related to us talking SFW stuff ever now and then. Stop grasping straws.

>but to keep SFW things to yourself

My belly is gonna burst from all the words you keep putting in my mouth. I never said that, and again, people can repost things. Just like how the Olympics topic is reposted in /sat/ all your doom saying is pointless because people repost.

>>8969599
I hate you people

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>>8969599
There's always at least one of you fartfags around, isn't there?

>>8969607
Stop responding.

>>8969615
>>8969733
>Implying siblings have never done bully farts like that

One of the downsides of being so close to one another.

>>8969733
Not a fartfag, I just thought it was funny how it looked in the image.

>>8969756
I guess my siblings just had better class since we never did anything like that

>>8969778
Not sure about girls but my guy cousins would fart in our faces when we were younger. And seeing as how a majority of us are guys here the shorts will be written with what guys experienced.

>>8969767
Fairnuff. I know this board is known for its... eugh threads so I guess we're bound to jump to conclusions.

>>8969615
>>8969733
>>8969811
It's not very fun when someone pushes a fetish you don't like into a conversation, is it? But seriously now, if you don't like it, then why are you here? /sad/ was made for fetishes that were too weird for /sat/. Just ignore it if you don't like it.

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>>8970086

Barbed urethra fucking.

For a bunch of Anons who used to love talking about sexual fetishes in /sat/ back before /sad/ was made, you sure are depressingly quiet.

>>8972753
Been busy coloring an old image in /sat/.

>>8972753
Well there's not really a current topic. I'm just sketching up things mostly to get used to drawing certain satyrs. There sure are a lot of satyrs.

>>8972869
Got any wip pics?

>>8972869
>There sure are a lot of satyrs
True dat.
Wish we had a few less so the others could get some more meat on their bones.

>>8972869
We could talk about how hot the OP pic is.

>>8973288
>Anything with Eden
>hot
O I AM LAFFIN

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>>8973000
A few, though I'm heading to work shortly. I wouldn't really call it a wip, more just random doodles.

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>>8973288
It took a lot of convincing but Eden was able to talk Thistle into giving him a handy. Apparently the milk and cookies were not enough.

But you are right that pic is pretty hot, Thistle has such a cute and lewd bod being a short stack but is stacked with a plump chest

>>8973455
Fuchs's depiction will always be my favorite desu

>>8973455
Which was that?

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>>8973389
Also have this one.

>>8973389
Is Selena that much older than Dawn?
I always figured they'd be around the same age.

>>8973709
I was going with the sort of "Celestia was having her kids prior to Luna's return" sort of ordeal.

>>8973709
Again, different headcanons.

>>8973709
My headcanon is that they're all siblings, and it happened like so.

Venus was born first, when Cadance was still young.
She went the immature route and left Anon a single dad. Not big on leaving a royal child out in the cold, Celestia took them both in.
Presumably, Cadance live elsewhere, so they avoided each other for many years.
Fem comes with, initially naive and swept up by Blueblood, realized he just liked an exotic conquest, makes it clear from then on that she thinks he's shit, Bonnet is born.

Something something, royal consort, Radiance is born. Dawn is born a couple of years later.
Luna returns. Sirius is born. Both sisters having sons as their first born taken as a good omen. Selena is born.

Candyass starts relationship with Shining. Is more mature now, mends her relationship with Anon and tries to start making up time to venus.
Flurry is born. Fem herds up to Surfing Armor. Dagger is born.

Twilykids right here somewhere, I guess.

Several years pass, Cotton Candy is born. It's a weird family tree, nobody even questions it anymore. The Equestrian nobility is satyrs 5ever after.

>>8975428
>Surfing Armor
duuuuuuude

>>8975428
>>8975428
It doesn't match up to my hc (like at all) but I really like how thought out this is.
Couple after-questions; How would you fit Heart Flurry within this? Are Twilykids alicorn or just unicorn?

>>8975600
Probably unicorn.
Flurry has a somewhat overactive sex drive, and Equestrian royalty is expected to keep a handle on their passions and maintain a clean image, so they ask Anon as consort to be her handler till she can learn to keep a handle on it.

She either refuses to horseabort, or is unable to, and has Cotton Candy

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>>8975770
So old enough to feel estrus (magically enhanced?) and breed? What is that for horses?

>>8975428
It's all a satyr plot to infiltrate high government.

>>8976061
Depends on how you imagine their growth cycle. If they grow at a human rate, 10 or 11 with magic enhancement, and that's being conservative.

If it's by real horse rates, less than a year.

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>In a dark, mold filled carriage two shrouded figures sit quietly abreast one another. The only sounds are the metallic reins and trotting of hooves as the two horses pull them to town.
>Thunder rumbles in the distance as rain begins to pelt the cart, getting heavier and harder as the seconds roll by. Droplets run down the decrepit wood and onto the two travelers, one breaks their silent demeanor and cries “Oh cmon, I just bought this cloak!” The XX haired satyr whines before looking to her companion and smiling.
>The cloaked satyr makes no reply and continues to look to the floor as the other satyr frowns “You know, we're going to a place where we have no friends.”
>”....”
>”Maybe starting off with one wont be so bad.”
>”....”
>”My name's Hope. Whats yours?”
>”...Darcy.”
>”Oh, you're a girl.” She nervously laughs as Darcy looks to her with an expressionless glare that could be confusion or just as likely anger “N.not like that, I mean we can now split a room haha, you know, save money?”
>Darcy looks away and ponders a moment “Hmm..maybe.”
>The carriage slowly comes to a stop as a voice calls out “All right you two, end of the road.”
>Darcy exits first and walks to the front of the cart as Hope hops off shortly after. With a wet thud she splashes mud and water around her hooves as she winces in a short pain.
>She hurriedly tries to clean her armored hooves while the stallions at the front give her the stink eye, “Sorry, sorry.” She hurries before going to the front. Reaching into her cloak she brings out some bits to pay her fare.
>As the stallions prepare for their journey she looks around and notices Darcy walking to the town and races to catch up with her.
>”Hey! Hey!” She calls out as Darcy stops to look back, having reached her Hope catches her breath as Darcy quietly looks to her.
>”Are you ok?”
>”I'm fine, just not good with sudden runs.”
>”Ok.” With that she begins to walk away as Hope scoffs

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>>8978184

>”Oh cmon, what about us splitting an inn?”
>”Huh?” She asks looking back “Oh..I forgot, ok.”
>The two walk side by side through the dreary town and look for anything that can house them for the night. What little markings there were have long since been faded, and chipped away. Houses and stores indistinguishable from one another.
>Hope looks to the ponies of this somber town for any kind of sign or indicator of what they're looking for but draws nothing.
>As she looks to her side she sees Darcy speaking to some ragged stallions as they point her in a direction. Hope goes walking over fixing her damp coat, “Whats up?”
>”The inn is over there.” She points to an older two floor building.
>”Oh thank Celestia, I'm soaked.”

>The wooden double doors open as the two satyrs come walking in. The mud and rain stain the floor with each step they take as they go towards the front counter.
>An old mare wearing a poorly stitched scarf scribbles things into a notebook as she sees the two standing before her, “200 bits.” She states in a rough, gargled voice.
>Hope's so far cheery demeanor is soured a bit as she looks bewildered at the crotchety mare “200 bits?! Don't you have anything a little cheaper?”
>”That's all we have, take it or leave it.”
>Hope says nothing but reluctantly opens her coin sack as Darcy does the same. With the single room key, the two make their way to the number indicated on the lanyard. They pass a variety of rooms each as rundown as the last until they reach their designated room.
>The darkness of the room is cut away from the light of the outside corridor as they enter. The inside was just as bleak as the out as they look around the dimly lit and furnished area.
>(“A single bed.”) Thought Hope, (“Maybe we could take turns sleeping on it and...”)
>”We can share the bed if you want.” Asked Darcy, cutting her thoughts short “We're splitting the cost, so its only fair we split the bed.”

>>8978211

>”Umm, I..uh..”
>”If you don't want to that's fine too.” She assures while standing in place and removing her boots, with them off she walks forward and looks around before entering the bathroom.
>Hope walks to the bed and sits on it with a sigh, a stiff mattress being a far better resting place than the stiff wood of the cart before.
>Using her hooves she kicks off her metal plating and lets them clank to the floor before fashioning off the boots underneath. She strips herself down to only a very short set of pants and shirt as she lays herself down on the bed. Enjoying its entirety before her companion returns to claim the half she paid for.
>On this bed the only thing she can feel are the rhythmic pulsing of her hooves and the welcoming feeling of her muscles relaxing. Her short rest was cut short as the door to the bathroom opens and out walks Darcy. Despite removing all her armor she was just as tall and large as she was in the carriage. Hope looks on in amazement at this mountain of a mare before her.
>The only thing covering her was a small towel wrapped around her breasts as she looks to Hope, “If you want to shower you can.”
>”I was gonna shower in the morning, I'm too tired to do anything else.” She admits with an exhausted laugh as Darcy looks away somewhat nervously.
>”Oh, ok.” She responds before pausing a moment, “I'm gonna to sleep now, did you want to share the bed?”
>”Huh? Oh yeah sure, thanks.”
>Darcy makes a silent acknowledgment and while still holding on to the towel slips in under the sheets and removes the towel once satisfied with her coverage. She makes no other conversation but just rests facing away from Hope as she tries to discretely look at her resting bed mate.
>Her back was toned and muscular but still had a feminine softness, a single scar ran down her left shoulder.
>Hope wanted to comment but felt it unwise to do and returned to resting. Like this, our heroines slept the night away.

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>>8978184
XX was supposed to be minty. I forgot to revise it.

Trash sure is fast today

So who is satyr's fantasy fuck? The thing living or non living they want to have sex with?

>>8979846
Their girlfriend/boyfriend for the ones I care about

A fucking bump

>>8982884
Lewd.

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>>8982884
A baby bump.

>>8983300
When is she getting pregnant with her grandpa-dad's kid?

>>8983671
The moment she hits first estrus.

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>>8983300
I want to see their babu

>>8983756
I think Taffy needs a bit more character building before we consider actually making her a second generation incest bab that exists outside the lands of >implied.

>>8983826
I meant the two in pic.

>>8983838
I know.
was 'avin a giggle, m8

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>>8983756
If MT is ever feeling so inclined we can ask her to draw some speculation kids of Feather and Utah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqiYkQWOI0

>>8985810
Muddle and Snapshot? Or is that Mumble?
Strange how similar the two look uncolored.

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>>8985880
Muddle and Snapshot . But I think he may have met a shy Flutter girl. I think its Ivy in this pic

>>8985895
Is he slapping her ass?

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>>8985810

>>8986522
Nice!

>>8985895
What if Muddle had a crush on Ivy?

>>8986522
Cute, its good in color

>>8988586
How would he show his feelings to her? Ivy's much older than Melody or Deloras, I'm assuming.

>>8989503
Prob a Dipper and Wendy type deal imo

>>8985915
That's what I came to understand was going on.

>>8986873
God damnit Pogo, those were for the mayor!

>>8991181
I'm sure she wouldn't mind

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drew a Thistle.

>>8979846
>Ace
>A vigorous orgy with her getting gangbanged in the middle of it
But she's too straight-laced to get either half of that, much less both.

>>8992258
A cute.

>>8992361
That's a good one.

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>>8992258

>>8992258
You need to work on your proportions my man

>>8992361
The tightly wound ones are always the best to watch fall.

>>8993028
Would appreciate if you were more specific with what's wrong.

>>8993028
You mean the size of the tits?
I agree, the could be a bit bigger.
She is a shortstack after all.

>>8993621
Larger tits naow.

>>8993142
Your bodies look boxy and less like they're the sum of different interconncted parts. There's no flow with them.

>>8989503
She may be a few years older, but not a whole lot I think. She's just more demure than most other female satyrs, which makes her come off as more mature.

>>8989503
>How would he show his feelings to her?
Probably by slapping her ass and calling her a nerd. He isn't known for being a smooth operator. As luck would have it, once she gets over the initial surprise, she realizes that she finds it refreshingly forward. Not many boys have the guts to do that.

sad bump

Tell me about the Flutterkids.

Why do they wear the masks?

Tell me about Glimmer then, why does she read the book?

>>9001496
Because it is a book.

>>9001571
What do you think her favorite genre is?

>>9001649
Erotic.

>>9001670
Sub Genre?

>>9001724
Hard stuff, especially orgasm denial.

>>9000136
What masks?

>>9004434
You know the ones.

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Why does he plow the cow?

>>9004577
The same reason Petunia's dad plowed the cow.

For the milk.

>>9004577
Because he's a young horny teen who is so desperate for sex that he's willing to stick it in anything that has a pussy.

>>9007582
Just like his dad 15 years ago.

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Made an edit of this, since I'm not really fond of Eden nor Glimglam. Nothing intensive but hopefully it's passable

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>>9007751
You always spot something wrong AFTER you post it. Bah. This should look better.

>>8988586
I'm assuming 3 of her 4 siblings would kick his ass if he treated her like that... poor, stupid kids. Don't understand their feelings and act in strange ways because of it... also, their mom might literally kill him for being a DRAGON drake. Y'know, her whole racism thing.

>>9007582
>Being an edgy whinefag
It's one thing not to like a pairing. It's another to actively and continuously try to put it down because it's fairing better than your hc. The latter just makes you a bitch. Seriously; shit talking a FICTIONAL pairing of OCS. That's teenage girl level of sad.
>Tfw Burgerking actually advertised a Twilight ship war

>>9000136
Because if they don't angry/le edgey whiners will shit up 30 posts talking about how shit they still are. Really, they're doing a thankless job that they suffer for. Remember THAT next time we aren't having a shit storm.
>Insert Bane post

>>9007861
literally what

>>9007870
Tl;dr: They wear the masks so they can go outside and people won't yell.

>>9007916
I got that part. Isn't it generally just Timber that causes the biggest backlash because he was being portrayed as a bit of a stu? I wasn't here for that.

>>9007929
Ivy for being generic Shy

Timber for that

Thorn for edgy/emo/Tomoko

Flora/Fauna for existing

>>9009593
People were complaining about Ivy, Flora and Fauna too? Jeez.

>>9007816
See, I don't kniw why, but I always liked the instance of Fluttershy being racist to dragons, but hated how Applejack would sometimes be racist to cows. Why is that?

>>9009900
You like cows? Like there's different kinds of racism. Like being racist to black skinned folks va being racist to the "orientals", or the hispanics, Europeans, etc.

>>9009956
But I don't like cows though.

>>9010011
Oh. Because Shy hating dargons is canon? Save for Spike. He's one of the good ones.

>>9010044
That's maybe it.

>>9009623
Don't listen to him. Nobody has ever had a problem with any of them except Timber.

>>9010389
>Implying
I know for a fact people bitched about Ivy for the generic "parent to child" thing and Flora and Fauna being unnecessary tacked on satyrs with no personality. Not sure where the Thorn thing came from. Don't think many people said shit about the emo or implied weebness.

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>>9010420
Hmm, those sound like very common complaints a lot of satyrs get, though, and something fixable by simply expanding upon them.

Nobody likes Fluttershy.

>>9010537
>and something fixable by simply expanding upon them.
>Expanding
>On characters
>Not just bitching endlessly and contributing nothing

You sure dont know how the thread works.

>>9011489
At least I try when I can.

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Ignore complainers. Post cute satyrs.

>>9011786
Does she share her mom's predator fetish? Does she like for dad to run her down and take what's his?

>>9011818
Roseluck has a predator fetish? If this is a thing I'm muy in favour

>>9011818
She probably asked him to keep her on her toes by leaping out at her when she least expects it, like Cato in the Pink Panther movies.

>>9010044
Flutter doesn't hate dragons' she had an irrational fear of them due to their destructive capability.

If your house was made of wood, you'd be worried about firestarters too

>>9012764
Yeah, there's been at least a couple of stories on it, Shukaku20 wrote one of them, I'm fairly certain.
I think it's also a thing that just comes up in RGRE.
Or at least did when I went there. Haven't been a regular in near on a year, so who knows.

>>9012891
>shukaku20
Fuck me I haven't seen that name in ages. Is this what being old is like?

>>9012891
Never been to the RGRE threads, but it's a cute concept anyway.

>>9012875
>Irrational
Dragons have proven there are really good reasons to fear them

>>9013913
Sure, some of them, but not the civilized ones that have gotten together with humans or their satyr kids. Except maybe Cinder's dad. He's pretty big and scary.

>>9014143
Aside from Cinder most parents of dragon heritage are very small and not as threatening as their larger companions.

>>9014143
Speaking of Cinder's dad, I wonder how Femanon managed to seduce him. He doesn't really seem like the friendly type.

>>9014241
Exactly. Most of them don't look all that scary.

>>9014241
That's because they're still literally children.
Not that I'm one to judge, cocksocking is truth.

>>9014404
They're teenagers, not children.
But probably dragons just take a very long time to grow to their full size. Maybe centuries.
If they ever even stop growing.
Maybe they just keep growing bigger and bigger as they get older.

>>9014305
>Cinder is anything other than a rape baby

That or her mom did a Fluttershy tier stare and dociled him

>>9014553
If he raped a human, I doubt there would be anything left afterwards.
He must have liked her quite a bit to be careful enough not to kill her in the process.

>>9014553
what if she is a rape baby, but her dad was somehow the victim?

>>9014594
>>9014655
>>9014553
I stand by the
>Dosed some of his gems/treasure with aphrodisiacs
>Femanon 'snatched up' some cum when he was sleeping/not looking
concept for her. Dunno what relationship, if any they'd really have though.

>>9014733
It probably wouldn't have lasted long, seeing as he's 100 times her size. Even if they didn't end up breaking up due to realizing it wouldn't work in the long run, he'd probably end up accidentally killing her if she stuck around.

>>9007816
>"How dare you have a different headcanon?! Reeee"
You heard it, folks! You can headcanon that all female satyrs love being their dads' cocksocks and that inbreeding and incest and orgies are more common than breathing for satyrs here, but don't you fucking DARE headcanon that Petunia and Utah were only together when they were young because they're horny as fuck. If you do, then you are an edgy whinefag and a pathetic shitposting bitch.

This whole "everything is a variable" was a damn mistake. Seriously, if you can't even make one little post in this porn thread about how satyrs are only together because they only want to fuck without triggering some faggot and have him throw crap at you, then you know that things have gone south.

Someone makes a post about something, and most of the times the replies will be how it's wrong or should be different because someone thinks something else.
Every discussion seems to be about different headcanons and not much else.

>>9015271
>Missing the point
You're either baiting or failed your reading comprehension... or, you know, a bitch.

SHIT TALKING an alternate hc =/= having a hc. If you fail to see the difference than I feel sad for anyone who has to deal with you.

>>9015349
Baiting. Stop replying to him.

>>9015271
>without triggering some faggot and have him throw crap at you
I think you should read your own post and think carefully about it before posting again.

>Reminder that womyn are strong powerful individuals
>Capable of sexually asserting themselves over a patriarchal dragon society to secure their own path in life
Translation: Fucking psycho sjws can rape dragons and force them to put a baby in the womyns belly so they can then sue them for child support

Tl;dr: Women are fucking psychos.

I headcanon that Eirwen and Petunia have the same dad, with Petunia being conceived on a caravan trip to Ponyville years ago.

Anon and Daisy aren't together, since it was a one night stand, but they maintain a friendship for Petunia's sake, with her alternating between living with her mom and dad as she sees fit.

>>9015514
That might work in real life against human men, but it wouldn't work against a giant firebreathing dragon.

If she tried to rape him, her only salvation would be if he happened to enjoy it and decided not to incinerate her or stomp her into a bloody pancake.

>>9015630
Plot twist; everything in their world is fuckibg weak; YET durable. Ponies are about 5% human strength, dragons are close to 12%. When confronted with a human, they become timid and fearful... they know what is coming, and can only pray they are shown mercy. NORMAL human beings play it for laughs; doibg school yard bully shit. Womyn aren't normal, they're fucked in the head, so poor dragons are now the true victims. Where is #DragonLivesMatter, huh?

>>9015767
kek

>>9015767
I had a loose idea like this for a story that never got done about an Anon dominating in baseball because of this and having a young Homerun be his unofficial number 1 fan. As thr years go by and he hits the big leagues he has to compete against a Minotaur team who actually are pretty strong and are on par to real pro baseball players. And anon terrified of losing because he is still an average Joe compared to them. Home run "comforts" being older and says no matter what he will always be a winner in her eyes. Something like that.

>>9015525
That's an interesting head canon. Do their kids know? And does he pay AJ anything for basically housing his kid? Could also explain why Eirwin goes to Ponyville. To meet her half sister

>>9015525
Where does Eirwen's dad live then?

>>9016004
With sheep senpai in not welsh land

>>9016032
How far away from Ponyville is that?
And is it in Equestria, or some nearby kingdom outside of Equestria?

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>>9015767
>When confronted with a human, they become timid and fearful... they know what is coming, and can only pray they are shown mercy.
And that's why there's so many satyrs, but only a single Anon. It's just the natural order of things, they just accept it.

>>9015939
Yeah, they know. Petunia's older, with Anon getting with, and staying with Eirwen's mom after. He didn't meet petunia until she was a year or so old, and another trip brought him back through ponyville.

Figured the cattle are tenants at AJ's place, cheap in exchange for milk and such. Most of the cows are probably herded around the couple of bulls, but there's probably a few standing on their on. So it's not AJ really supporting her, though her dad does send Daisy some money for upkeep, and brings Petunia gifts when she's not staying with him.

>>9016004
>>9016032
>>9016043
Figured it was an isolated place deep in the unicorn plains, northeast of ponyville.

>>9015349
So what you're saying is that almost everyone here are bitches?
Seriously, there is no difference between having a headcanon and having a different view of a headcanon. They're both fucking headcanons, you retard.

Everything is allowed here on /sad/, remember? Or are you going to put up a rule in the OP that says
>Do NOT change the headcanon about Petunia and Utah being together in any way! They are pure and perfect for each other
?

Calling others shitposters because they don't share your headcanon. Fucking hell...

>>9016220
The problem isn't having different headcanon, it's being a dick about it. You know, like making angry posts calling people retards whenever they express a headcanon you disagree with.

>>9016427
>Replying
Stop giving him attention. All he wants are (you)s and to keep stirring shit.

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>>9016427
>The problem isn't having different headcanon, it's being a dick about it.
You mean like
>>9007816
is?

Here is what has happened.

>The following takes place in the Satyr Porn thread where there are no rules and everything is a variable
>At least that is what the OP says
>Anon #1 posts a pic of tow satyrs fucking each other
>Anon #1: "Why are they fucking?"
>Anon #2: "They're just horny kids."
>Anon #3: "How dare you fucking say that and ruin MY headcanon?!"
>Anon #3 proceeds to throw out every insult there is at Anon #2 for having a slightly different headcanon than him

And you claim that I am the one trying to stir shit up?

>>9016450
>Implying
All I did was reply to a fucking post that two satyrs are fucking because they are just horny here in this PORN thread!
If I had known you were this goddamn sensitive when it comes to your own personal headcanons, despite having repeatedly claimed that everything is allowed and you'd just ignore things you don't like, then I probably wouldn't have replied at all.

And some of you wonder why this general is so dead sometimes...

>>9016450
Which satyrs woukd try to start shit? I'd say Muddle or Maverick

>>9017558
Muddle doesn't start shit, but he does loves to partake in a shit flinging fight. Kaos in her dad's fashion loves to stir the pot.

>>9017762
I think Kaos would be more of a prankster than a shitstarter. Sometimes starting shit would just be a side effect of pranks.

>>9017762
>Muddle doesn't start shit,
Muddle loves starting shit so much that his anus gets lubricated the second he starts thinking about it.

>>9018684
Stop

>>9018684
Oh, so his body reacts to trolli-
>Just got it
Oh... ohhhh, thats naaasty.

>>9018918
>No fun allowed

Satyr [Nospoilersallowed] boy [spoilersaren'tfun] just had a nip slip. Who saw? Who mocked? Who put pics on Haysbook where said satyr got roasted?

>>9022683
i don't see anyone caring unless it was one of the trap ones in which case i imagine most freezing in confusion about how they should feel about it.

>>9022683
Why would a male satyr's nipples would get much of a reaction at all?

>>9022742
No joke, I like my traps to have a hint of tiddy. Like, triple A cups, but still a noticeable amount of fat deposit when you actually grap ahold of their chests.

>>9022748
Rgre Equestria? I unno, because fuck why not?

>See /sad/ with 194 replies
>Think there actually might be a good amount of explicit content
>Get Satyr general with 9 porn pics

Gee whiz

>>9022780
Which trap would be the bustiest trap?

>>9025667
Snapshot, who is in fact a double reverse trap that is actually female.

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>>9025778

>>9025778
So he's a girl who wants to look like a trap?

>>9026181
Yeah. Girl who acts like a boy pretending to be a girl. Wears a hyperrealistic fake dong and everything.

>>9026248
alright, this just getting entirely too silly.

>>9026357
Agreed. Not saying they should stop, but struggling to see what the point of it is.

>>9026357
Why do traps always have to be guys who look like girls? Not just in satyr, but in general.
It is next to impossible to find the opposite.

>>9026406
we've actually got a female looks like male one in satyr with nightengale; she's just not very popular.

>>9026406
Reverse traps? Yes, the addition of reverse makes a big difference. I would say we have 2 at least. Plus, outside of satyr, you'll find hella reverse traps in Japanese media.

>>9026753
who's the other one?

>>9026406
That is literally the defining trait of a trap. Reverse traps exist though, but are often overshadowed by the tomboy.

>>9026807
Arguably, Sapphire could be one. If she properly binded her boobs, she could pass for a pretty boy. Even more if she put on fake facial hair or stubble.

>>9027369
But she's got dem hips doe

>>9027438
On any other day before this, I would have agreed... but I just saw a guy with better hips than the girls he was with. The world we live in has gone too far. or not far enough. One of the two, for sure.

>>9027621
There's more than one body type for females, like males. Her shape might've looked more square or something to your eyes

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Ambrosia had that one pegging green, so I feel she could go down the reverse trap route, if wanted.

>>9028271
Isn't that Golden Harvest?

>>9028295
No, GH is Carrot Top's, the one with the swirling red hair. This one's Braeburn's.

>>9028271
that's not really the same thing, i feel, you can peg without being a female that looks like a dude. might be more of a thing for the woman doing the pegging to look very much a woman even.

>>9028424
Nah, not saying it's one in the same. She seems the type to be rough and tumble, and get irritated that no one takes her serious, despite her farmhand expertise working with her father.
Dressing up as a male and sneaking out to the big city, seeing the world from a mans eyes.
What are the turn ons for reverse traps anyway? The big reveal to a pussy?

>>9028800
>Ambrosia dresses up as a dude and goes to a stripclub in the city
>the pony stripper thinks that she never teases her good enough because she never sees Ambrosia getting a boner
>She has no idea that she's dancing for a chick
>Cue to Ambrosia getting the greatest private shows ever because the stripper sees it as a personal challenge to give Ambrosia a raging hard-on

>>9028890
Could be hot. Is it better with mare or satyr?

>>9030608
I personally prefer mare or anything but satyr for this one.
This takes place in Equestria, not in Satyrquestria. If you make every single thing be satyr without a hint of ponies anywhere, then it takes away the magic or charm.

>>9028271
Can you repost that green? Things are quite slow today.

>>9032882
This. We need more pony and satyr antics

>>9028271
>>9034068
Didn't she actually dress up as a convincing boy in that? Right before milking Icarus' asshole with a meral rod.

>>9035011
I don't remember, which is why it would be nice if someone could repost it.

>>9035244
>Day Unexpected turn of events in Equestria.
>Here you are again.
>Different hotel room, different nameless boy, same situation.
>You don't know when it started or why, but here you are.
>...
>No, you know why.
>Something about tricking them, about getting them this far always excited you.
>”Sweetie, ya'll ready fer this?”
>Changing your voice to be a few octaves higher, you nod.
“Y-Yeah, I'm ready.”
>You had to take a alias to pull it off
>Irissa...
>Not the most creative name, but it felt right.
>The yellow coated Satyr walks behind you, pushing you to the bed.
>Ooph!
>He's a rough one.
>With a quick motion, you feel a gag forced into your mouth.
>Nothing you weren't used too, but it always ended the same.
>Once the skirt came off and he saw your bits, he'd run out.
>Relaxing on the bed, you feel his impatient hands grab and grope your ass.
>In truth, you enjoyed this part.
>Now came the big reveal...
>You feel the lace panties you took be pulled off, a breeze running through your legs.
>”W-What the?”
>Smirking, you stay relaxed against the bed.
>”Icarus...”
>... There is no yelling.
>There is usually yelling at this point.
>Looking back, you see the boy pull out a pair of handcuffs, binding your hands.
>Watching, your eyes shoot wide.
>You try to yell for him to stop, that you don't want this.
“Gwwh! Wiiiiih! Wieha! Guhhhhuuuuh!”
>He spanks you.
>”Shut up ya little butt slut. If ya didn't want this, ya wouldn't be here.”
>You could have sworn his voice was deeper.
>Trying to look back, you see the boy stripping.
>Once the shirt and pants are off, you can see that the boy you were teasing isn't a boy at all.
>It's a girl!
>And she is pulling out a smooth silver cylinder attached to a leather thong.
>Reverse trap!
>You see two of her fingers reach up to her lips, lubricating them with spit.

>>9035572
>She steps behind you, shoving them up your ass and causing you to yell out.
>You can feel he fingers digging in, sliding in and spreading your elastic horse anus.
>It's at this point you realize she could very well fuck you with no trouble, body unable to deny her.
>As he fingers pull out, you feel the unwelcome sensation of an erection forming.
>With labored breaths, you try to look back, but she forces your head down.
>The tip of her steel rod presses against your anus, prodding your wet entrance.
>Biting on the gag, you know what is going to happen next.
>In one rough motion, she forces her hips forward, penetrating your ass and stealing your anal virginity.
>Screaming out, you kick out and try to break free.
>No good, you are only enticing her to pond your toned ass harder.
>Grunting and gasping, your hand twitch and spasm as the girl pulls on your hair.
>”Yeah, ya like that? Ya like feelin' like a woman?!”
>Her free hand reaches down and grasps your testicles, groping them as she begins to take slow, thorough thrusts.
>There isn't a moment where your ass isn't filled with her -cock-.
>Panting, your body betrays you, enjoying being dominated.
>Your cock twitches, leaking pre on the bed as the girl forces the entire length of her strap on inside you, grinding up and down your ass.
>You want to say that you hate this, that this is rape, but you can't.
>For some reason you just can't deny how amazing this feels.

>>9035590
>In fact, you find yourself grinding back against her, wanting more, wanting to finish as soon as possible.
>The girl sees this, taking it upon herself to press her body against your own as she redoubles her efforts.
>Tearing up, you feel yourself coming close, about to blow your load.
>Rocking back and forth, you moan out as long ropey streams of cum shoot onto the bed.
>The girl must be finishing too, as she takes on hard, long, deeeeep thrust.
>She screams out, mouth biting your neck to muffle it.
>Finished, you two lay there.
>After a moment, she gets off, undoes your restraints and gag, and gives your ass a spank.
>”I-It's, whoo, it's been fun Icarus, but ah gotta get goin'.”
>You just manage to let off a few gurgles of pleasure as the girl leaves.
>The only regret you have is not getting her name.
>The girl who made you a true trap.

>Staring at the clock in worry, you wonder where your daughter could be.
>After a few more tense moments, the door opens and closes.
>”Ah'm home”
>With a stern anger and worry, you confront.
“Ambrosia! Where've ya been? Yer ma n' ah have been worried sick!”
>She whimpers, placing a hand on her opposite arm.
>”S-Sorry pa... ah, uh, found someone who accepted me n' ah... spent some time with him.”
>Blinking, you want to stay mad, but you can't help smiling.
“Heh, really now? Ya found someone who doesn't mind yer boy self?”
>She smiles, nodding.
>”Ah'm really sorry! I just... well, I didn't want tanight ta end.”
>Shaking your head, you sigh.
“Nah, ah get it... just don't do it again, yer ma n' ah worry.”
>She nods, kissing your cheek.
>”Thank you pa! Love ya!”
>With that, she walks off.
>Shoot, how can you be mad at her?
>You went through the same thing.
>Best looking trap in all of Appleoosa!

>>9035605
Thanks for reposting it.

>>9037813
Glad you bumped. But couldn't you have posted porn or some random lewd text instead of a simple "bump"?

>>9037897
Like this; bouncy satyr boy ass.

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Satyr secretly likes you and makes a point of casually going about her business around the house naked and flashing you glimpses of her pussy when she knows you're looking.

>>9038863
Sounds hot. I'd say Emma or Mal.

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>>9038863
Once daughteru starts giving me little clit winks when I happen to glance at her, it's already over.

>>9042922
Gay .

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bump.

>>9042922
Why does it always have to be your own friggin' daughter for? It can never be normal sex between you and a satyr who isn't related to you. Nope. It must always be weird and freaky.

>>9046538
Because some people circlejerk incest hardcore and default to the "I-It's in our history f-faggot!" Defense. Which really isn't a defense, but more an excuse to try and justify their bull shit.

>>9047904
so is there anything with shortcake getting fucked by mr. cake? just curious.

>>9047929
Not that I can remember seeing.
You should request it the next time one of the artists are taking requests.

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I was thinking of trying to color this.
Anyone know if there's a png version of it?

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>>9048050
yo

>>9048140
Awesome. Thanks!

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>>9048200
Considering doing this, with all the Apple girls (including Applejack, Apple Bloom and Babs). Should I do a futa version and/or vag?

>>9048496
Vag preferably. Gotta keep it canon

>>9048496
Vag.

>>9048496
Futa. The only way sex can be achieved.

How many Apple satyrs are there, anyway?
>>9048573
>>9048529
Cool. I'll do that.

>>9048529
>Canon
>In the thread where marriages or broken OR relationships with humans in general exists
>Another layer to think on; keeping it canon to the pic would have to ge futa then
>Canon to the show would have NO genitals
>At all
>Ever
>As confirmed by Applejack in the season one finale

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>>9048593
More than you know.

>>9048496
>>9048593
Putting my vote for dickgirls, but since you offered an and/or. Both is also good

>Cider
>Peach
>Gala
>Darcy
>Applejack
>Applebloom
>Granny Smith
>Apple Cobbler (the one who kinda looks like AJ)
>Babs Seed
>Lola
>Aunt Orange

>>9048593
The girls are Peach, Darcy, Gala, Lola, Cider, Ambrosia, >>9048619 the vast untold, and whatever might have been spawned from minor background apple family characters.

>>9048632
Ponies included. Don't forget the older apples. Respect your elders... s' asses.

>>9048710
As much as I enjoy the prospects of legendary oldfags being involved, probably going to be bad for the hips.

>>9048529
>>9048573
This. Vag all the way.

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Made an attempt at coloring this, but need some input.

1. I'm not sure about the color of her dress. Any suggestions?
2. Unsure whether the things in front of her chest is supposed to be bangs of hair or some sort of dress straps. They kinda look too wide to be dress straps, but the shoulder lines through them suggests that they might be.
3. Unsure if the round spots on her ear are supposed to be jewelry or just ear detail.

ded

>>9048496
>>9048529
>>9048582
Why not have both? Some being Futa like Darcy and others having vag like Cider. Could be hot.

>>9051848
Because a lot of people really dislike futa, dude.
He already said he'd might do both, so just wait.

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>>9049811
Made her ear jewelry (?) gold, changed the bangs to dress straps and made some other minor tweaks.

>>9051868
>Youre not allowed to pic Futa because others don't like it despite Futa being an option to pic from

Cmon man really? What if a lot of people didn't like vag? Would you then not be allowed to say you want vag despite it being an option?

There are a lot of things I don't like either but if they are options the artist is wanting input on its not right to shoot people down for suggesting one of the two options the artist asked for.

But I will be looking forward to what the artist draws. Should be fun

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>>9052035
ye boi

So, you think Ariana and her dad are out about their relationship?

>>9051929
What the majority likes > what the minority likes. The ones who likes futa here is a minority.

>>9052245
They probably don't flaunt it, although I'm sure many ponies would start to wonder who the father is when her belly starts to grow.

>>9052694
>You're the majority just cause you say so

>>9052245
How do you think Lenora, Kimmy and Mera would feel about their new sister-niece?

>>9052694
Well I see it more as a redundancy. There's already the marecock general for futa and mlp related stuff here on trash, but this is the only home of satyr lewd.

>>9053104
>Throwing shit just because not everyone is into futa like you are
There are people here who would rather see something that EVERYONE can enjoy, even those outside this general, rather than something that'll only please two or five fetishfags.

>>9053233
Well, if we're talking in a more serious setting and assuming Equestria takes an irl western view to such things, then I think her paternity would it'd be one of those things they never directly acknowledge, but they all know who it is.
But the two developing a relationship has been the elephant in the room since Ariana started really becoming a woman, so they're not exactly surprised, and he's always been a really good parent, so they don't judge for it.

As for how they treat her, I figure their family is extremely close to begin with, so they'll sort of default to protective big sister mode, but never call it that.

Who's likely to get a shotgun marriage?

>>9053271
>Artist asks if people want A or B
>People ask for B
>"REEEE HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR B WE ARE THE MAJORITY AND WE LIKE A!! SO YOU CAN NEVER ASK FOR B DESPITE THE ARTIST SAYING WHO WANTED B!! I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HOW DARE YOU THROW SHIT!!"

Yeah nah you just don't want to admit that you're and authoritarian cunt. Fuck you and here is you're (you). I'm done falling for your bait.

>>9053402
yes

>>9053402
Hotshot would inevitably find himself in a forced to marry type deal. His status as the son of a prominent Wonderbolt prob puts him in a position to meet lots of loose military type mares and in the end knocks one up. The resulting drama would have him be forced to marry her as his mom refuses to have her name and position be compromised by such a scandal. He is far from happy as his one night fling resulted in a life long commitment.

>>9053719
>loose
>military type

What did he mean by this?

>>9053790
Lots of women in the military are sluts. Got lots of senpai in the military and the hook up culture is real.

>>9053416
Then go and ask everyone on /mlp/ and /trash/ what they think of turning all their female characters into futas, see what kind of answers you'll get.

>>9053245
>but this is the only home of satyr lewd
Does anyone even try to spread satyrs anywhere to attract more posters or encourage people to talk about satyrs on other sites?

>>9053968
>Does anyone even try to spread satyrs anywhere to attract more posters or encourage people to talk about satyrs on other sites?
I've never really made any active effort to do so, no.
What would we even do other than put satyr art on Derpibooru and such?

>>9054044
The problem is the thread's topic is a bit on the niche end as is, and shilling an father-daughter incest thread to random people isn't going to end super well.

/mlp/'s always been fairly consistent about its general distaste for shitloads of OCs. If there was more art of satyrs and ponies/parents besides Anon doing things it might help, but I don't really think this threa is ever going to mystically become a megathread or anything.

>>9054142
>I don't really think this threa is ever going to mystically become a megathread
Isn't it already one of the longest consistently running generals in /mlp/?

>>9053968
>Does anyone even try to spread satyrs anywhere to attract more posters or encourage people to talk about satyrs on other sites?

>Just so you can tell those people to shut up when they suggest something they want to see because you speak for "majority"

>>9054142
>the thread's topic is a bit on the niche end as is
>and shilling an father-daughter incest thread to random people isn't going to end super well.
You say that like satyrs has been and always will be about incest and nothing else.

>>9054182
A thread being old != a thread being big. Katawa Shoju still has a general on /vg/ and it's tiny. I meant more like a super active thread.

>>9054496
It seems that, alongside family SoL and feels to be a reasonably major component. A would be newfag is probably going to notice that and will judge the thread accordingly, ignoring the more wholesome bits.

>>9054568
>A thread being old != a thread being big. Katawa Shoju still has a general on /vg/ and it's tiny. I meant more like a super active thread.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I guess satyrs are too niche to ever become explosively active like a general dedicated to a whole franchise fandom.
It's still fairly active though.
We have a lot of really good artists.

Who does commissions?

>>9054786
I'm pretty sure /d/non and Mimic does.

>>9054568
>alongside family SoL
>[nsert a sitcom audience laughing here]
When was the last time anything like that was posted in either threads that weren't discussions between Anons or a one-shot?
>A would be newfag is probably going to notice that
>and will judge the thread accordingly
Which is why I want more porn that isn't weird as fuck or full of hardcore inbreeding incest. But with people like the ones in this general, that will just remain a dream...

>>9054753
>We have a lot of really good artists.
Oh please. We only have, like 3 active artists. Not saying they're bad or anything. I love most of their work.

>>9055015
>Oh please. We only have, like 3 active artists. Not saying they're bad or anything. I love most of their work.
That's more than most generals.

>>9055151
The really minor generals, yes. And how many writers do we have?

>>9055830
A few very occasional ones writing one-shots.
It would be nice to have more writefags.

>>9055988
Indeed. Or at least have the one-shot writefags we have TRY and write something a little big at least one time.

>>9056055
No.

>>9056110
>Trying to write a story that isn't a one-shot is a big no-no
???

>>9056506
No. That's not your call.

>>9056717
>He doesn't want to be an authoritarian content tyrant who says what can and can't be posted

>>9056787
No. If I want to write family stuff, I'll write family stuff. If I want to write a sprawling epic, I'll write a sprawling epic. If I want to write fucking futa, I'll write fucking futa. And if I want to continue to not write, then that's what I'll do.

Nobody else gets to make that call.

>>9056717
>>9056787
>>9056961
Are you seriously going to get this fucking triggered just because I made a tiny comment on how writers should try and get better and expand on their work?

>>9057000
Yes.

>>9056055
I don't mind it being one-shots either, I just wish they'd write more often.

>>9057216
Careful. Wishful thinking triggers the morons here...

>>9057323
Maybe if you weren't a content nazi and screeching about how people are not allowed to talk about what they want because you represent "tuh majority" people would be more open to hearing you out and not take it as more authoritarian bossing. But yeah no, we're the morons.

>>9056055
>Implying anyone wants to spend more than 4000 characters on a story for here anymore
You're funny.

>>9057323
If you could do more than wish, you might actually have a story of reasonable length.

NEW THREAD
>>9057639
>>9057639
>>9057639
NEW THREAD

>>9057538
>I got so butthurt over a comment that I have to be mad over it and bring it up for the rest of my life
You're the kind of person who almost ruined the Satyr General back before /sad/ was created.

>>9057706
>Comment
>Comment
>Actually telling other people that they have no right to say what they like because of a phantom "majority" is just an innocent little comment

Yeah no fuck off. You're more the reason /sat/ was ruined than I was. Because I wasn't shitting up the thread by content policing everyone

>>9057963
>You're more the reason /sat/ was ruined than I was. Because I wasn't shitting up the thread
Says the one who tries to turn every conversation others starts into futa inbreeding.
If a fetish-pushing and self-centered faggot like you were to hang out in any of the other non-sexual generals on /mlp/, then many posters in those generals would have left a long time ago.

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Ignore shitposters trying to start shit.
Post sexy satyrs.

>>9058158
>Ignore shitposters trying to start shit.
Right. My bad. I keep forgetting that there are a few morons here who will always keep claiming that fetishfags did nothing wrong in a family general.

>>9058158
>>9058178
>>9058216
>>9058329
But why? This thread is dead and everyone has moved on to the next one.
You wanna post sexy satyrs? Then how about posting them in the new thread and get things rolling instead of in a thread that has reached the bump limit and nobody cares about anymore?