/sug/ - Steven Universe General Pearl Pearls Edition Last

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North Korea Best!

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Pear has big feet

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jaspearl

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>>8956965
Finally, a good OP

>>8957007
Im pretty sure theres more art out there showing pearls big feet then just this image

>yfw Steven goes to face what Rose did on his lonesome
>yfw the Diamonds don't understand and are going to execute him thinking he's Rose
>yfw Greg kicks in the doors at the last moment and makes a plea for his son to be spared, full on 'Please, if you take him then you'll be doing to me what Rose did to you' tier
>yfw it doesn't work and White Diamond is revealed for the first time
>yfw Blue Diamond smuggles Steven out at the last moment along with Greg
>yfw light teasing of a hint of romance between the two, because Greg likes 'em big
Face it, it's inevitable.

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Does Zuke have something similar?

>>8957082
I remember her's looked the exact same except it was blue.

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Gems should eat out at fast food restaurants

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Get out skinny bitches.

>>8957109
Well they can't get fat so i don't see the problem!

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Post diamonds please.

(Any of them are okay)

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>>8957128
that's a lie

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>>8957139

>nobody has made a storytime about ronaldos book yet
Come on

>>8957163
It probably sucks since MattyB wrote it.

>>8957148
They will be exremely skinny, no fat. They'll be like noodles. They will be skin and bones.

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>>8957136
okay

>>8957139
anon in which tumblr did you find this?

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Sooooo when's Jasper coming back?

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>>8957189
lies

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Do gems bleed?

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HOLY SHIT
G U Y S

>>8957246
Tell me,

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>>8957205
Thanks anon.

>>8957238
they will be so thin. extremely skinny. they will be extremely healthy. vegans. no fatty foods.

>>8957257
>navels
E N D T H I S M E M E

>>8957219
https://grapepuzzle.tumblr.com/

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>>8957277

>>8957276
Do you meme?

Dis is Garnut, bak tagetha

An' I'm neva goin down at duh hands ah da likes uh you 'cause I'm so much betta, an' evereh part uh meh is sayin' go getter

Da two uh us ain't gon folla ur rules, cum at mee without any a yer fancie tools

Let's goo, jus' me an you, let's go, jus' one an two

>>8957043
>Pearl BE
if only the art wasn't shit

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>>8957360
>The nigger gets a song but I don't?

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The only Korea is North Korea!

>>8957357
You will.

>>8957246
No, they can be cut and stabbed but their bodies don't contain any bodily fluids.

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>>8957380
Most of the "good" artists in SU are pretty much vanilla

>>8957400
I want to explore Holly's boots

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>>8957400

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Didn't realize until now, but I think I have all the Connie merch there is.

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>>8957294
they'll be nice and plump from all the yummy greasy food

>>8957406
BACK TO THE BARN OF PLOT CONVENIENCE CHARACTERS WITH YOU!

>>8957441
Why do you have a huge shitstain on your desk?

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what the fuck is going on you queers

>>8957439
>You will never stuff Pearl so full of phallic foods that she pops

>>8957442
they will eat and eat but never gain a pound. in fact, the food will mess with their functions and make them thinner.

>>8957441
I'm laughing hard
Gratz

>>8957406
Wot u tryan say ta me, ya lil' cunt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shL8NmAGn3M
>Jontron will never be on SU because he's been branded as literally hitler

>>8957439
is this the one of three forcefeeding pictures that exist

>>8957460
Would she regenerate as a landwhale again?

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I have nearly all the Rose figures except for the Mystery Mini w/ the Mr. Universe shirt. Water Clone Rose is in the PSH case.

>>8957496
No so you'd be forced to punish her again
eventually you'd get bored and just ignore her
probably try to educate Amethyst on how to get drunk and fuck

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this thread needs this.

>>8957516
I like the middle/left one, she's cute
Everything else you've shown us is FUCKING TRASH and BELONGS IN THE GARBAGE

>>8957543
That one's nice and thicc and the hair actually has volume.

Did anyone ever figure out what the gem numbers and letters mean? What does 5XG mean, in regards to Peri

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canon

>>8957567
It's just her name based on her hole's location in her Kindergarten

>>8957567
Location and section of a kindergarten. Based on the Famethyst the last number is the specific location within a certain section.

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This is Steven.
He's a slut

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>>8957578
It was nice seeing that a lot of /co/ shipped Lapiven and Stevidot. Some of them have good taste.

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This thread needs to be crusaded.

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>>8957658
It's pretty much the only place where they can say they like that ship and don't get whining or get banned for that.

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I have *almost* all Lapis merch. I'm just missing the GitD Lapis mini from Hot Topic, but I don't really care for that, so for me personally my Lapis collection is complete so far.

>>8957735
in the words of peridot "WHERE ARE THEIR NOSES!?!?!?!"

>>8957735
>but I don't really care for that
Burn them and stream it

Who was it who first came up with the idea Aqua might be able to control minds?

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Gems should get pregnant

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>>8957223
Those new gems, Aqua and Topaz, are going to infiltrate the temple, find Jasper's bubble and release her, only to see the horrible abomination that she's become. Then, Aqua is going to do some weird magic shit that'll heal her corruption on the spot.

Cap this.

>>8957776
>gems should die
okay buddy

>>8957768
Aquamarine is a beryl, and if she can control minds, that might make total sense, given another potential beryl we've seen. Centi's commander might be Heliodor, a form of gold beryl, based on her gem shape. A commander having mind control seems like a very useful trait

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>>8957788
>That nose

>>8957806
Then how come that gem was big and aqua is tiny as fuck

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>>8957776
That would kill them.

>>8957804
Do you think Steven would ever have a kid with a gem?
Seeing how he knows better then anyone else it kill the gems.

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>>8957836
>>8957804
;)

>>8957776
gems should get GREGNANT

>>8957841
not with a gem.

>>8957788
Not feeling that exactly but...
>playing Jasper's theme
It IS plausible that Aqua/Topaz have some sort of connection with Jasper
>>8957830
What, you expect some tiny anime nose? Jasper has NEGROID BLOOD

>>8957833
Maybe beryls have the most variation among gem families?

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>>8957836
Lapis wishes to die through pregnancy.
>Give new life who might have a chance of being happy.
>She dies in the process.
>Bonus points if its Stevens kid.

The perfect way to die.

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>>8957658
I'm sure a lot like them, but anywhere but 4chan will smite you for saying you like it.

>>8957735
i'll take your lapis collection

>>8957874
She literally has an anime triangle nose

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Post edgy fanart.

I hope Aqua has the rectangular beryl cut. That'd be neat

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my onion collection is 100% not that that's hard considering he has only 2 pieces of merch

>tfw when that's still more than jasper
>or any non-garnet fusion

actually surprised lars and sadie don't have anything. obviously if they were to do a second wave, i would hope they do some of the fusions and other homeworld gems, but i wouldn't mind some townies.

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>>8957963

>>8957966
I hope she doesn't have those fucking nigger lips or I'll fucking strangle myself.

>>8957933
She's human there DUH

>>8957986
He looks like a tumor.

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She could be heliodor

>>8957886
>She's into a few months of pregnancy
>Sometimes she murmurs to the baby
>"... And I'm never letting you go"

Not the wisest idea

>>8957163
my copy should be coming this week.

>>8957735
The GitD Lapis looks like she's made of splooge or something.

>>8957257
add a little fat chin and this would be perfect

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>>8958025
What are you talking about Lapis would be very happy to have Stevens child.
I'm not sure if she would die for his child but still.

>>8957439
Rose could make Pearl do anything she wanted and I bet she knew this

Gems don't have to die to make a child, only if they want to make a hybrid. Kill yourselves.

My Steven collection, which is WAAY incomplete. Missing some figures and plushes and stuff here and there, doubt I'll be able to complete it.

>>8958044
Exacrly why I didnt want it lol

>>8958019
IT'S STEVEN

>>8958104
That's really unnecessary.

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>>8958109
Forgot pic

>>8958019
Given her job as a scary construction overseer she's either Gold or some kind of yellow agate

>>8957776
can gems get other gems pregnant? I mean, if they can shapeshift working ovaries they can shapeshift a non-talking penis

>>8957904
i wish we wouldve gotten this lapis personality and not le edgy lapis

>>8958115
The tiny one looks shitty.

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>>8958112
>All hybrid gems look just like Steven.
>Steven was never the first hybrid.
>Homeworld is filled with Stevens.

>>8958143
>non-talking penis

>>8957986
how bout pearl merch

>>8958151
begone reddit

>>8958082
She would be happy for having the fruit of her and Steven love inside her. Maybe too happy

>>8958143
>non-talking penis
That's an option?!

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>>8958025
>8958025
>Lapis never wants to let her baby go.
>She forces herself to never give birth.
>The baby is trapped inside of Lapis womb.
>She never lets it free.

>>8957109
Lapidirts should eat rat poison.

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>>8958194
What if she likes eats it haha.

>>8958298
some people should not have access to the internet.

>>8957886
Sounds like an idea for a second series: Nora Universe

>>8958298
ok

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You know what Korea is the best?

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>>8958167
Last one since I have to go into my brother's room to get the merch every time and it's starting to bother him.

Still need to get the Pint Size Hero. There's also a Holo-Pearl PSH I really want, but I've kinda given up hope on getting it since it's exclusive to Hot Topic and they've stopped selling them there, and I don't want to shell out a lot for it online. I also think there's a plush of her, but I wouldn't know where to get that.

>>8957687
Pretty much. AO3 and /sug/ are the only places cool with stevidot which is funny since the majority of shippers are little kids. Apparently it's cool to harass little kids over fictional characters

hey look at this, i have all the jasper merchandise

>>8958605
That's not a pumpkin, that's an orange.

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Gems should be stored properly.

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>>8958646

>>8958625
That's the Tumblr way!

is the guy who writes the bad fanfics the same guy who killed that thread earlier?

>>8958546
>>>/pol/

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>>8958688
Please never post again.

>>8958605
Wrong thread or baiting Jasperfags?

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>>8958151
what does "consistent personality" mean? Why is this a common criticism for Lapis?

The episodes with in her in the spotlight generally has her repressing her feelings, which would intentionally limit her true self from the audience, right? So is that bad? I guess it's like a "to be continued" sort of thing on her development until the writers decide it's time for her character arc or whatever.

I guess the critics could be right, and the crew members could be intensely conflicted on how to handle Lapis. I dunno.

>>8958703
Like hardly anyone posts stevidot or ships it on Tumblr anymore yet there are people constantly screaming like autists in the tag that stevidot is bad and evil kek

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im trying to post a survey but fucking 4chan reads it as spam

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I'm in massive pain and sick in bed so I'm trying to stream all the episodes from the start on my shitty old hacked apple box and the episodes keep pausing every minute

>>8958786
delete the dot in the url?

I NEED LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FACE

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>>8958820
i'm sorry anon
maybe an ice cream will make you feel a lil better

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>>8958646
I mean, there's at least one piece of Jasper merch.

Next closest ones would probably be a Wave 2 of Mystery Minis sometime this year, or maybe a Pop next year. Or maybe another company will get the license and make some Jasper stuff.

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https://toywiz.com/steven-universe-original-mini-figure-peridot-2-inch-mini-figure-loose/

woah, is this all official merch? It's so expensive, but I want it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12821016

>>8957886
>spent 5000 years trapped in a mirror
>wanting to spend any more time trapped in any more shitty objects

>>8958853
it sounds like when it comes to SHITposting...

you have SHIT TASTE

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>>8958892
i love peridot but i aint buying that.Plushies made by fans are better and its super expensive

>>8958860
your the only good thing to come out of /sug/

>>8958860
thank you peridoodley ur too kind

>>8957788
i dont think thats gonna happen,but i wish it did

Do you guys think Frybo will ever make a return?

>>8958625
AO3? Are there good Stevidot fics there?

>>8958713
what fanfic

>>8958919
If its anything Like Steven then I imagine Lapis would be very happy to see the world from the perspective of her happy child,
Knowing she will get all the love and happiness she never got while her beloved Steven takes care of her.

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>>8958948
>>8958962
you guys are so nice

>>8959072
ew. what is this monster?

>>8959023
There is one stevidot writer who's put out some awesome stuff (sinderella0069), but besides that not really, no. Anything else is usually written by little kids with shit quality. I just mentioned it because AO3 doesn't put up with bullying over ships.

>>8959089
NO. do not insult peridoodley doo! they are PURE

>>8959089
Is it a pokemon

>>8959118
it*
>>8959121
I wouldn't want it on my team

>>8959072
I love u peridoodley. Peridoodley 4 ever!!

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>>8957963

>>8959072
ALL HAIL THE DOODLE!

>>8958753
I think she's fine in my opinion, just suffering from a lack of screentime and interaction.

>>8959141
made me chuckle

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>>8959118
>peridoodle
>pure

>>8959165
I really hope we get some more interaction between Peridot and Lapis with the CGs. Seems dumb to me episodes only revolve around a few characters at a time. I want Pearl and Lapis to interact.

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>>8959179
why..

>>8959110
I'l check it out
>older!Steven
o-okay...

>>8959179
PURE
U
R
E

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I just want Pearl to burp in my face, is that too much to ask for?

>>8959210
Meh I like smut. Special Delivery from Outerspace (I think) is another stevidot fic that was good but not nsfw. It died though

>>8959200
Does anyone have that pic of peridoodley sucking a dick

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>>8959241

>>8959254
The world needs more Perimechs

>>8959268
Tut

>>8959254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdK5eshlWlg

this is dumb and off-topic but does anyone else wish we had a mythology to leave behind for future generations like the Greeks, Norse and Egyptians?

Best we've got are superheroes who don't really have any memorable stories aside from their backstories and The Dark Knight

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>>8959268

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>>8959241
Actually, yes-

>>8959319
>no memorable stories aside from backstories
>most backstories are dumb shit that nobody cares about
Fuck off
Have you never read Kingdom Come? Alan Moore's Saga of the Swamp Thing? Neil Gaiman's Sandman? There are for sure memorable stories.

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>>8959319
Never thought about that before. It's hard to say what stories will be remembered. We have got films that may be remembered in a similar way if they are preserved.

>>8959244
Well, thanks anyway. I'm going to read those when I get some time.

>>8958892
They still sell these in some places (I think 5 Below, Target, and some Gamestops still sell them). I'd suggest trying your luck in person instead of spending $55 for it online.

C12H22O11

>>8959320
Fucking kek

>>8958605
>Orangekisses will never draw jasper again
>Is forever an overwatch slur
DESPAIR!

>>8959444
she sucked dick anyway

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Have you gotten your $1 mousepads yet anon?

Will cat fingers ever return? Who voiced the cat fingers? I wish I had cat fingers...

>>8958892
>>8959390
http://m.ebay.com/itm/STEVEN-UNIVERSE-COLLECTIBLE-FIGURES-ORIGINAL-MINI-SINGLE-PERIDOT-/152519007061?hash=item2382d75b55%3Ag%3AR0YAAOSwzqFY-Zz-&_trkparms=pageci%253Acd332695-2960-11e7-bb43-74dbd18007ba%257Cparentrq%253Aa2fcf87b15b0ab6ad39337d1ffff3ea1%257Ciid%253A1

Look anon, someone on eBay is selling it for ~$6 including shipping!

>>8959444
their patreon is an option, if you really want it

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>>8959454
It's not 2014 anymore

>>8959366
those are memorable for hardcore fans, but normies have never fucking heard of them. Normies are needed for these stories to be remembered

>>8959378
in terms of stories that will be remembered I can only think of a handful. Harry Potter, Lovecraft, DC and Marvel's headliners, The Wizard of OZ and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. those are things that will be remembered, but it's hard to say if the first three will be a mythology. Certainly they have a pantheon, but I dunno.

>>8959513
It still works anon

It's been almost three months since I got this job and one of the guys who hired me just got fired. Should I be worried?

>>8959541
I'll check it out then

>>8959524
>normies are needed for these stories to be remembered
90% of normies don't know jack shit about ANYTHING beyond feeding themselves and making babies and paying taxes/screwing the government, and have almost no hobbies or interests outside of their work. If what you say is true, then culture is dead.
>>8959566
Are you a shithead who doesn't do anything?

>>8958928
I DON'T BUT I NEED TO HAVE THE TASTE OF LAPIS' SHIT IN MOUTH

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pay attention to me even though I put in zero effort and didn't even draw this originally

Is anybody here reading Shade the Changing Girl?

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>>8959194
That, and I want Lapis and Amy to have an episode as well. They could be friends, or it'd at least be funny to see Amethyst keep fucking with Lapis. I'm hoping this potential HW arc offers that kind of thing; the Lapis/Peri dynamic is kind of stale now and it'd be nice to see the CG interact with more people than just themselves.

>>8959597
I think I've established that I get shit done but I thought I did that at my last job too and the first reason they gave for firing me was that they didn't think anything was getting done

>>8959319
We aren't ignorant cavemen anymore. Religion isn't real. Mythology is fake science.

>>8959622
kys

>>8959688
Edgy. Zeus is gonna fuck you while you sleep :P

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>>8959444
The other anon is right, Brid will still draw SU it it's requested on patreon. Pic related was from a few weeks ago, I would've tried for a better screenshot but the stream was turning to shit

>>8959699
No he won't because religion isn't real.

>>8959688
even edgelords should realize that mythology has cultural significance that survives long after people stop giving a crap.

How many people do you think believe in Zeus, but people still appreciate the hellenic faith for its narrative and allegoric value

>>8959688
Dumb r9k poster

>>8959194
Sugar needs to save money after she blew it all on her celebrity VAs.

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PAY ATTENTION TO ME LOOK I PHOTOSHOPPED AN ICE CREAM FROM GOOGLE IMAGES ONTO IT ISN'T THAT CUTE RESPOND TO MY POST THIS IS A REAL THREAT

>>8959788
kys

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>>8959513
>>8959454
I need a new one

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>>8959796
I'M GOING TO DO IT I'M SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT RESPOND OR I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF

>>8959788
WE GET IT. you don't like peridoodle. MOVE ON

kys

>>8959868
kys

Check your pulse /sug/

>>8959902
oh shit its nonexistant

>>8959902
Yep, it's still there.

>>8959902
How do I make it slower I'm just laying in the bed it's really fast

>>8959933
work out
work out a bunch
work out every day

>>8959933
Stop being fat.

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>>8959902
help me do it

>>8959868
Peridoodley marry me

>>8959951
Hey man can you please stop? We don't need to see that every thread

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>>8957043
You forgot the rest.

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Post ideas for a little /sug/ thing I can sneak into the official SU product I am working on. Gotta be subtle and easy enough to be seen as a coincidence.

>>8960016
Pearl seems like she's be one of those gals that it'd be really fun to pine after
Like she's just so cool and pretty you can't help yourself even though there's no chance she'll ever even notice you when she's up on that stage

>>8960065
peridoodley

>>8960065
A can of Quartzmilk

>>8960065
peridoodley

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>>8960065
this but minuscule or in a corner somewhere

>>8960103
kill yourself

>>8960065
Steven's penis

>>8960065
a little purple star on the back of YD's neck

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>>8960065
>>8960111

>>8960017
that's pretty cool

>>8960127
This

>>8960065
a small whale penis

>>8959951
It may be nice though, just listening to someone else's elses heartbeat, knowing that they're alive and well.

I envy doctors a little.

>>8960082
agreed

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>>8960065
i would like to be in it

Do my homework for me or else.

>>8960089
>>8960105
>>8960111
I can't just paste something in or it would be obvious
>>8960159
>>8960127
obviously not
>>8960103
could maybe find a way to sneak a hint to that in.

>>8960065
A small bloodied penis

>>8960065
You remember how Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time had shitty graffiti carvings on a tree? Do that but it's Peridoodley

A few days ago someone posted a bad Pearl in the back of a car and I can't find it. Does anyone have it?

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>>8960031
>pink nipples

>>8960211
Cool

>>8960219
I cannot do something so obvious. They would be up my ass and it wouldn't get in.

>>8960233
can you leave please

>>8960263
how is that obvious

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>>8960211
i want to be in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2_zbDld_g

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>>8960065
Hello Grumpyface please give me more leaks. Does Lapithyst become canon?

>>8960211
cant make the face very small and in a corner or something?

>>8960211
If you're serious this is awesome

>>8960211
Just have Peridot make a face that looks like the standard peridoodle expression

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>>8960211
>quartzmilk will soon be canon

>>8960289
>>8960285
I don't want to risk it with something that big. It could be noticed on it's own.
Something like a can of quartz milk (unlabeled of course(of quartz)) like that one gif of Pearl drinking it would be easy to get through.

>>8960285
PEERIDOODLE IS JESUS

>>8960329
kill yourself

>>8960329
Life is good.

>>8960348
please do not sneak a creepy fetish thing into children's media

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>>8960287
There have been enough leaks this week from them

>>8960348
Hello Grumpyface tell me if this finale leads to status quo.

>>8960368
>>>tumblr

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>>8960368
a can colored like Jasper isn't even anything really

>>8960211
Quartzmilk seems easy. A can or carton of milk with a big Q on the label, colored either orange and red (like Jasper), or a faint peach color (like Milky Quartz).

>>8960390
>>autism

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>>8960065
Corrupted gem themed candy? Surrounded by other items all around it so it's not noticeable of course.

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>>8960348
DO IT DO IT

>>8960065
put mustachio in the background

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>>8960065
Tiny Armstrong plushie at the boardwalk?

>>8960403
I thought that said monster gummy crotch and was actually a bag of jelly beast penises

>>8960398
it would be unlabeled

>>8960423
no one would recognise it, not even like 2/3rds of the people here

>>8960436
*bed mutant

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hi how are you guys today?

Imagine you had to share your body with an evil version of yourself.

>>8960477
Imagine you didn't have to share your body with the evil version of yourself
now neither of you will be virgins

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>>8960348
>>8960368
>>8960394

If you are friends with Rebecca can you also convince her to bring a few bottles of quartzmilk to SDCC so that fans can taste test it?

>>8960474
GET OUT

>>8960494
>Pearls
>those last two
lel

>>8960065
Leeks everywhere that nobody wants.

>>8960505
Jasper being dead may have impacted production

>>8960513
nah its fine i am just here to see the cancer.

>>8960545
YOU ARE THE CANCER

>>8960545
Could have just looked in a mirror, faggot.

>>8960474
Okay I guess, thinking a lot about superpowers and characters to go with them.

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>>8960348

>>8960526
I am sure there is way they can get get the dog flavor out

benis

Gordon Ramsey will never be in SU

>>8957904
Anons will still smite you for coming out of the closet, but your fellow shippers will have your back. That's why I prefer 4chan over both tumblr and leddit.

>>8960566
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY DOODLE I WILL GET YOU MINT ICECREAM THAT YOU LIKE!

>>8960589
You'd better get on that

>>8960505
I'm not friends with Rebecca sadly

>>8960589
Godspeed Rebecca

>>8960589
Quartzmilk samples confirmed coming to SDCC

>>8957578
cancer

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>>8960638
Based Felipe ought to be there to nab some

>>8960652
The head on the right looks like it fits his body so it's automatically better, but that star is a problem.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and

>>8960731
Jasper's design is so good, she's so intimidating but also sexy.

>>8960656
canoncer

>>8960764
I love this guy's letters, they're great

>>8960781
lel

does anyone have a request for a blood drawing?

>>8960867
Peridoodley

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>>8960652
oh boy good lars looks great

Who will win the Peri fusion bowl, Steven, Lapis, or Garnet?

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>>8960886
no

>>8960781
she is just a ripoff of super saiyans

>>8960895
A hammer

>>8960895
Doc

>>8960867
are you aware of how to Sigil
I could teach you but the repercussions may be dire
Actually no I won't fucking do it
Go ask /co/ about the hypercrisis if you must know
>>8960900
Yes it's fucking great

>>8960886
ok