Welcome to the Cancer Games 39.
After Ruby Gloom shocked the world with an upset victory over Mordred and Hoshlin who will stand up to take down the defending Cancer Games Champion. Will it be you?
The first 35 people who post here will receive a spot in the 39th Cancer Games (sponsored by Mallory Archer & Red Robin)
Link to list of all previous competitors with kill counts: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VfgpL-a164wgQgkSFH-mGUBEcBoX0rCi0iof0rPcepM/edit?usp=sharing
(anyone know a link shortener that 4chan doesnt think is spam?)
Sterling Archer
>>8951184
Buick Regal
>>8951184
Usotsuki
>>8951184
Silver fox
Fucked Up Yin
Lola Loud
Vino strangler Suz
Bitchin tits
>ded
>>8951184
>>8951200
>Ahri carefully considers the box
>>8951184
Youmu Konpaku
Artoria Pendragon
>>8951184
Worst final boss
Ruby Gloom (Defending Champion)
Nagisa Kaworu
Classy Raven
>>8951184
Vino
Amandax
Kongou
Maria and Harusame
Burger-chan
>>8951210
>a doggo comes out of it, and it's now smelling her.
Shiggy Diggy Yabadabadoo
>>8951184
Cursed pile of ash and food
>>8951184
Plague Knight
>>8951184
Moo-tan
Momiji
>>8951184
Captain Luna
Utsutsu
>>8951184
I send shocked cat
Chum Lee
>>8951210
>hands Ahri some left over c4 from previous games.
Try putting this on it, just incase.
Nega-Timmy
Ass-chan
>>8951184
Chie
Gunpuku no Himegimi
Aeris
>>8951184
Youmu's pantsu remover Ghost
JoJo reference
>>8951184
Eric Andre
Len
>>8951206
Overshootin' your goals there, ain't ya?
>>8951184
Taranza
>>8951184
Damon Gant
>>8951246
Thank you.
>She accepts the c4, looking it over before starting to slowly push it towards the box.
>>8951230
>Ahri quickly puts the c4 into her sleeve as she kneels down to pet the dog.
Oh my gosh you're so cute! What's your name?
>>8951184
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8951192
Hello again. How are your eyes?
>>8951270
Nope. That seems satisfying enough to me.
>>8951258
...That's not a jojo reference though, that's just Bob.
Odin Arrow
>>8951279
Better now. Thank you for your concern.
>>8951289
What the fuck!
>>8951288
is this a jojo reference?
5 minutes for substitutions
>>8951289
>Ahri stops as the doggo apparently fucking dies.
>
>>8951292
>snicker
Did you find the river after all?
>>8951289
>Snipes thhe sniper on dubs.
>>8951282
Cute. We'll see. Always nice 'ta aim high, but shoot too close ta the skies 'n you'll just find yourself plummetin' back down ta the ground.
>>8951302
Acceptable. Let us start.
>>8951287
>despite her ears folding back her tail swishes back and forth
Stop this at once. This is degrading.
>>8951310
I fell in it due to my lack of visibility so yes, I managed to find it.
>>8951300
>>8951325
You're a real piece of work...
>>8951325
>pets harder
But you like it.
>>8951302
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8951302
Looks good to me.
>>8951302
This'll be fuuuuun~.
>>8951184
Lord Beerus
>>8951318
What a beautiful sentiment. If your wisdom is any kind of indicator of your intelligence then you'll know -everything- has got to go down sometime.
>>8951287
>Ahri accepts the pets.
>>8951302
Playtime is over. The man or woman who killed that dog is going to pay. He was a kind boy, and did nothing wrong.
>>8951289
>parries
>>8951307
>>8951275
His name is Caval II, and he just lost his mission: Selecting a target to ambus- no stop, don't do that!
>And the white doggo just starts humping Ahri's leg
>>8951288
>>8951302
>>8951253
>>8951349
>>8951338
Why thank you? I knew it'd be of worth someday.
>>8951339
I do most certainly not. Don't be so absurd.
>>8951317
Y-You don't really h-have to do that...b-but thanks.
>>8951363
Hold on, I'm noticing a pattern here...
Do you have a hearing problem?
>>8951357
Well, yes, but pic related
That and Bob's supposed to be literally the first AC villager ever, so
>>8951263
Aeris is pink.
>>8951302
Aw shit, two minutes too late. Oh well, good luck to everyone, especially the champion, because next game i'll be taking the championship!
(Gotta get that heel heat)
>>8951382
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER
>>8951353
Oh, definitely, I ain't arguin' that point. That's just a fact 'a life. But I ain't gonna be killed, it's that simple. You're free ta try, just make it a decent workout for me.
We all gotta go down, sure, but some of us go down sooner than others. -Much- sooner, usually.
>>8951390
...But you're too likeable to be heel.
>>8951372
No! My hearing is so keen I can hear field mice travel under layers of snow. What makes you question my hearing?
>>8951355
>With a hand to the dog's head, her eyes briefly flare with a blue color and he stops, sitting once more.
There we are...
You can take Caval II back now.
Oh that is just so typical mother, trying to have me replaced by a cat of all things.
Ruby of course already has intel.
>>8951302
>Allowing a /tlhg/ fag in
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!
>>8951419
It gets worse. The UIDs didn't increase when it was entered. It was Yin that did it.
>>8951416
Don't worry. I'll get 'em back for ya. Not too big on revenge, but.. While I'm here, might as well.
>>8951416
Will I be hunting mice? I had no idea that required a license.
>>8951432
>>8951396
>Her twitches in a fit of gradually building fit of RAGE and HATE.
>>8951432
So now what? Do we crash this thread with no survivors (in other words shitpost till threads been derailed?)
>>8951416
Oh, Very well then... This shouldn't be too hard to accomplish.
Ily niggers
Except you
>>8951419
You right there
Shut the fuck up and quit complaining
Eat shit cockmunch
>>8951404
You've misunderstood quite a few things I said in the past two days.
I don't believe I have a speech impediment, since other people understand me just fine.
>>8951432
>Yin enters TLH ava
>the person who tries to impersonate Luna enters TLH ava
:thinking:
>>8951414
Not yet, nine-taield fox lady. Caval II has recongized you as a worthy stalwart to serve under his command. Now you must reward him with a tasty cookie for canines like him.
>>8951474
I do not believe that it was Yin.
>>8951451
No, Archer doesn't deserve that.
>>8951419
all are welcome cucklord anon
Git Gud
Speaking of getting good, Emi is surprisingly good at setting up traps.
>>8951416
I have the odd feeling this won't be the last mission, by far.
>>8951402
Maybe you're right. Maybe a chaotic face role would be better.
>>8951488
Not /tlhg/, all /tlhg/ fags are pedos. You letting one participate in your games counts as you supporting pedophilia. Do you want to support a crime?
some of you guys are alright
don't come outside tommorow
will post brb gunshots thread
>>8951450
Ya remind me 'a my wife. No wonder you two hit it off. Good luck wit' that whole "killin' me" thing.
>>8951488
Ehhh, all this don't matter ta me. Never coulda figured out any 'a this tech or nothin' in the first place. Better off wit'out it.
>>8951488
>glances over at a nearby table of tributes before discussing further plans
Aikawa, are you here?
>>8951469
You must like supporting /tlhg/ pedophiles on other threads.
>>8951488
I very well could have pulled myself up.
But, erm...thank you.
>>8951488
>Lucky pointedly excludes the Loud character from any discussions.
>>8951488
>>8951495
Not if you display such an abominable situational awareness, plague doctor.
>With just one tug, she ''lifts'' up the plague doctor, lift up as in ''almost throwing him arounde like a ragdoll
>>8951487
thank you other anon.
>>8951495
I would have to agree sir knight of plague
>>8951502
considering everyone in the thread is 13 I don't really care.
F for the girl with the weird name
>>8951487
Sometimes innocent lives must perish for the greater good.
>>8951520
No. I just want you to shut the fuck up and quit starting shit.
>>8951488
>[MENACING AURA]
>The cops are now too scarred to even attempt to arrest Artoria, who simply walks away.
>>8951511
>raises cup in acknowledgement
>>8951483
>She looks down to the dog, and after a long minute of staring into his stupid adorable face, procures a dog treat from her sleeve. Ahri offers it to him.
You're very right, it would be rude of me not to.
>>8951488
>Ahri lowers her head, grumbling under her breath.
It wasn't -my- fault...
>>8951527
>Plague Knight's small stature and thus small weight means he's thrown right over Kongou's head. He lands in a heap behind her with a loud "thud."
Oof!
>>8951527
Oh hey, it's the cute ship.
Hello cute ship.
>>8951502
As long as they don't bring their shit in here. Then I will give a shit.
But just for you I'm going to spend this first night fucking with little miss loud bitch.
>>8951569
Nice try, but the Gandors ain't fallin' that easy. Gonna take more than that ta pull the wool over my eyes.
>>8951569
Are you trying to make me jealous~?
>>8951569
I'm sorry, but no. The barn jokes would be too much to bear.
>>8951558
Non-critical damage. It is neglectible. Now get up unless you are planning to perish quite premature.
>>8951563
How many times do I have to explain this to the faceless ones? A ship does not move aorund with bipedal appendages.
>>8951569
...Fuck. Okay, look, I just need this for later, all right?
>>8951569
>Ahri drinks heavily, trying to forget her mistakes.
>But the memories persist.
>
>God damn it.
>>8951589
Fine then. Physical incarnation of a ship's artificial intelligence system.
Still cute though.
>>8951569
They are female breasts that..have an unusually high amount of artificial movement. There is nothing else to report.
>>8951526
Listen, as unpleasant as this may be, we'll all have to work together for a while.
>>8951569
>Raven looks at the glass as she twirls it between her fingers
Decent taste you've got. I wouldn't have guessed...
The mere sight of Ass and Pony cause people to run in terror. By the gods.
>>8951576
never even seen loud house.
>>8951596
>I'm just trying to host. I don't care who enters. Keep personal shit out of it. Its supposed to be fun but some idiots just want to start shit.
>>8951589
>Plague Knight quickly stands up and rocks back and forth slightly before brushing himself off.
I know that! If it wasn't, would I be standing now? You could have very well broken my neck, or worse - my beak! Hee!
>>8951615
I ain't even had a chance ta do nothin' yet..
>>8951599
Repeated flattery. I can understand of a halfwitted female of your species is amused and charmed by your attempts. You are aware that I am all but that. No further chastisement is needed.
Another day another meaningless death. Blood and gore await everyone but kongou's journey is over.
>>8951615
BOO!
Aah, I love it!
>>8951608
Yeah, good point...
>>8951615
Oh, come on! Not for fifteen thousand bells? You can't be serious.
>>8951615
I guess I sh-should congratulate you o-on being the second non-automobile t-to join our group.
>>8951551
>The white dog seems to be really happy after being offered a snack.
>He runs around Ahri and stares at her fluffy tails in curiosity.
You've done well, woman. Speak your name, for you're now under the protection of my loyal partner and I, the King of Knights!
>>8951615
>The frenzied race ends with Artoria escaping, who's riding is kill is high enough to outrun her pursuer.
>>8951628
It would be flattery if I attempted to gain anything from it.
As it stands, I don't. I don't even have a face for you to remember my words by.
So give that information, what do you conclude?
>>8951615
Do it then. This is only a temporary setback. But before you end my participation - I may not understand human emotions perfectly. Vengeance however is one I completely embrace as my own.
>>8951623
Injury is not permanent here. Your mask is replacable and so is whatever bonestructure damage. If I wanted to permanently harm you, you'd know quickly.
>>8951646
>This forces the Kongou to withdraw to herself, closing her eyes and giving her a moment to calculate the most likely outcome.
You are lying. Were you presenting yourself with a face, you would present a weakness I could exploit. You cannot afford that.
>>8951650
Keh? But if no injury or death is permanent here, how would that happen?
And so one of the food contestants is taken down by a botched surgery of all things.
>>8951650
You can thank Krieger for the quick healing, he's actually pretty good at that.
>>8951634
>Ahri raises her arms, watching him as her tails swing around in a playful manner for a moment, until one lowers itself enough for him to sniff it.
W-wait. I am? Well, Thank you. My name is Ahri, by the way. It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?
What are the rules that every host should follow?
>>8951675
Oh, why thank you.
>>8951675
I'm hungry~.
>>8951668
Good call, that is a possibility.
But, just for a moment, trust that it is not the case.
What conclusion would you come to?
>>8951675
>Plague Knight experiences severe Deja Vu for no reason he understands.
>>8951686
Rule #1: Ban Yin and /tlhg/ from your games
>>8951471
I don't think because I misunderstand something doesn't mean my hearing is bad. I have keen hearing!
>her right ear twitches slightly
>>8951675
>her gaze is too transfixed on the phone to notice the base
What is this strange box?
>>8951675
Ruby GloomxAeris, OTP.
>>8951675
I am sorry, I truly am. But it can not be.
>>8951675
The terms are simple: we work together in relative peace, and we don't kill you. Whaddya say?
My god Suz takes out 3 enemy combatants with a single bullet.
>>8951698
Can't get me Plague Knight, I'm the world's greatest secret agent for a reason.
>>8951705
I don't mean the intention behind it, I mean the actual word that was said.
>>8951686
no dupes no clones, don't bullshot the host (you will know when you see it)
also don't ban anyone under any circumstance unless it falls under bullshitting the host
banning is something only for the most thin-skinned of people
>>8951675
>>8951705
>He just sits in his fancy evil villain swivel chair, feeling half-insulted that the whole setup he'd spent hours working on went unnoticed.
That's somethin' we civilized humans call.. A "phone." Magical device.
>>8951670
It wouldn't. However the stress from injury you just endured would be a fraction of what I could possibly do.
>>8951675
...Duly noted, Mr Archer. Give him my regards and my gratitude.
>>8951696
A reversal. You are trying to find out a weakness of mine you could exploit. There are many of them I have exposed already. It is up to you to identify them.
Be warned - As stated before I do not respond well to threats.
>>8951726
Ooooh, interesting...
>>8951726
Did you expect me to die? Haven't you seen a Bond movie before?
>>8951675
>Ahri looks up from her book.
Oh. Hello. ... You're... Here for that?
>She points to the pile of ash, looking confused.
Sure. Take it. I'm not using it. It's just been sitting there this whole time.
>>8951726
Well now that that's over with...
>Zipping up the travel bag and backpack, Ahri waits patiently, keeping herself entertained.
Press F for these idiots.
>>8951742
>telling people not to ban you
kys speedy
>>8951726
But you're not dead! You're the one hosting! Why would you even think that would work?!
>>8951765
What can you possibly do?
>>8951765
Look, I think we got of on the wrong foot here.
That, or you're still thinking more like a weapon than a person, No offense.
I was just saying hi...
>>8951675
>>8951695
>>8951780
>Uso plops right down in the pile of ash, and quickly takes a bite of the food with a big, childish smile.
>>8951726
Ooooh, this'll be gooood...soon, soon.
>>8951686
The only definite one I think is not to post an entry if you know you can't guarantee a game. That's about it, everybody else who can't answer this with one line is just trying to force their bias.
>>8951677
You shall refer to me as Artoria Pendragon. That's the name of the king you'll pledge loyatly until the day of your last breath, Ahri.
>Doggo smells the dancing fox tail in front of him, before giving it a few licks and going back to Artoria.
Hm? Do you think this lady here will be a proper bride for you, Caval II?
>>8951769
>plots menacingly
>>8951785
Yukine's terrible, but please don't insult him like that.
No one should ever have to be called speedy.
The night just got dangerous... Go outside at your own risk because you are stepping into the DANGER ZONE!
>>8951780
Don't get too comfortable Ahri
>>8951789
I'm not hosting, Mother is. She makes me compete in these stupid games. WOOOOOO!
>>8951815
Only Yin would defend Yin
this is speedy in disguise
>>8951742
But would you recommend banning Speedy and /tlh/ characters if the majority wants them banned?
>>8951785
no one has ever banned me, because no one I've actually unironically pissed off hosts any games
>>8951816
Can we just kill these two right now?
>>8951812
>Ash
>in Crimson
Kek
>>8951823
Pls no
>>8951826
no because I'm not a faggot and know hg can beat them without banning
unless they are spamming, no
>>8951789
You mentioned a neck fracturement, did you not?
>>8951803
....I know who this is. It's the purple coloured orb spectre, is it n-
>The ''not a person'' comment snapped her back to the harsh reality. There was so much she needed to do.
Identify yourself now or leave me be. I am looking for a creature that is rumoured to be able to create dreams.
>>8951816
>stares at the clock, wondering when sleep will arrive
>>8951782
Well, they're not all idiots...
>>8951826
Why are you so concerned about banning Speedy and /tlhg/?
>>8951686
No arguments/derailment. No matter what the cost.
>>8951806
>You should also make sure all of your shit works ahead of time, of course. Screencapture and the code most definitely, and then if you use shit like Stylish, HostHelper/Virginia's Script, and Autocropper, those as well. At least, for your first few times hosting. Everything becomes pretty clockwork after that.
>>8951816
I've heard he's afraid of your wares, so perhaps you can use that to your advantage, hm? Hee hee hah!
>>8951850
...I'd prefer that you did not demonstrate it.
Show of hands who wants to see Ash and food in a suit... or would it be in a soot.
>>8951816
...I smell something suspicious...
It seems kinda... fishy...
>>8951857
We accept all kinds of autism here but pedophilia is where a lot of us draw the line
>>8951862
>even more suspicious glances at the loud
goodnight sweet ass.
>>8951855
No but they are dead and were blown up with a barrel
>>8951857
>He probably enter Lola just to start shit.
>>8951859
This too except for making all of the nice tools recommendations.
>>8951857
>No arguments/derailment
Lmao
>>8951743
I have never heard of one of these phones before.
>>8951739
>she stares at the anon before smiling sheepishly
What word?
>>8951862
What's going on here?
>>8951850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
Guess your targeting systems are functioning well enough...
I can only eat dreams though, not make them. You'll want the blue horse for that.
>>8951862
>Plague Knight very instantly regrets his decision.
>>8951882
>Well, I mean, they're not necessary, they're just highly recommended.
>>8951862
Why am I in charge of this dull task? If only Lancelot was here to handle this instead.
>"bark..."
Hm? Of course he can do it, even under the influence of Mad Enhancement.
>>8951855
Doing a barrel roll surprisingly did not help.
>>8951869
I don't see any CP around /trash/
>>8951807
>Ahri raises an eyebrow.
Wait wait, did you say "Pledge loyalty until my last breath?"
>She looks more un-amused after her next line.
I'm sorry Artoria, I'm already claimed.
>>8951816
>Ahri temporarily forgets which wire in the sequence she was on had just been cut.
>In a hasty move, she cuts what she believes is the next wire.
>It was not.
>>8951859
Then do not give me a casus belli in the future. That will be the most optimal way to ensure I don't decide to use you as a puppet.
>>8951887
...A blue four legged animal? Is this an attempt at mockery, ghost?
>>8951886
A fox smiling sheepishly, now I've seen everything.
*coughs* Aaanyway...
I don't remember what it was yesterday, but you misheard "work" for "worth" earlier this evening, I believe.
>>8951907
He's talking about lolis m7
I'm not tryna start some shit. Buut I think Seths a fagget HG.
>>8951886
Yeah, they're kinda new ta me, too, so I don't blame ya. They let ya talk ta people anywhere in the world no matter where ya are, don't ask me how it works. Apparently they shoot up some hunks 'a metal inta space 'n that helps it, or somethin'. Heck if I know. I don't use much'a that anyway. I just assume it's some kinda magic.
>>8951917
Do I look like I'd joke about my favourite food?
And besides, I may be many things, but I'm honest.
Really? the toddler is bad at gambling... shocking.
>>8951862
If th-they actually wanted me dead, y-you'd think they'd s-send more.
>>8951907
That's because there are crusading anons who lurk the porn threads and report loli/cp when posted, and they are mostly posted at night when the mods sleep.
>>8951862
>>8951925
We know.
>>8951907
because all other loli is banned but tlhg is allowed
this is oppression to kamina who should be allowed to have his anime lolis
#kaminiggerlivesmatter
>>8951925
literally?
>>8951917
Keh? A what now? What language was that?
>>8951937
Cats are always such shady creatures. I wouldn't be surprised at all! Hah hah!
>>8951937
>ded doggo
>>8951943
>killing a vampire in whiterun.jpg
>>8951950
Wat, I'm nat tryna start shit with ya'll but that's what I think. I think he's a fagget.
>>8951943
>Honningbrew
>Not superior BLACK BRIAR MEAD
>>8951862
Too much waiting...
>>8951937
Aww, thank you~
>She promptly whacks Lucky upside the head with a nail bat
>Waves to everyone
>>8951977
>backstabs
>>8951968
>backstabs
>>8951968
>erps in your presence
>>8951968
>Waves back
>>8951968
>waves back
>>8951968
>waves back
>>8951932
I present you with an hypothesis - Supposely you are speaking truth. What is required of me to approach her? An offering?
>>8951954
Casus Belli. It's an old Latin phrase. It's simple meaning is ''cause for war''.
>>8951968
HELLO
>>8951990
>Lata
>>8951968
>Ahri waves back.
>>8951912
I'm not the one looking for your hand, that's Caval II's interest in you. Are you rejecting his proposal?
>After those words, Caval II whimpers sadly while looking at Ahir with those stupid an cute puppy eyes.
There there, we won't give up in our quest to find an adequate bride to stand at your side in holy marriage, my friend.
Holy shit plague...
>>8952016
>Plague causes a massacre
10/10
>>8951968
I wonder who that guy is.
>>8951993
Hm...alright. It's rather embarrassing I did not know that, but you do learn something new every day. Hee!
>>8952016
Who cares about them? They don't matter when I've killed the one I was after.
>>8952016
It's only fun if they run.
>>8952036
Ok Warwick
>>8951993
*snickers*
Have you thought of trying sugarcubes yet?
Ok, yeah. This time I'm mocking you. Sorry.
>>8951968
>fucks
>>8951901
You should've skipped the part with the explosion.
>>8952016
Archer, I'm gonna be honest here. I'd much rather have your agency on the case than...
>motions toward the other idiots
those three.
>>8952049
Don't do that to my new friend.
>Screeches loud enough to piss everyone off.
RIP Pupper
>>8952013
>Ahri stares down at the cute puppy eyes.
>She seems unphased by his attempts.
I am, I apologize to the both of you.
>Caval II receives a head pat.
I'm not going to leave the one I've already pledged myself to.
>>8952034
You are an interesting creature. Why are you wearing that mask? The bubonic plague has not been a threat to mankind for centuries.
>>8952047
Watch yourself, spectre. I have gained what I wanted to know of you. If you see this creature when I am absent, tell it that I wish to make an..exchange.
Rip furry
>>8952059
Well considering we are both part of Pandemonium and we have known each other longer then most of the people here... I think I can arrange something.
>>8952099
It comes with the line of work. Besides, every knight needs a sort of helmet! This just happens to be less of a helmet and more of a mask.
>Gotta jet. Thanks for the game, Archer.
>>8952069
Sssssssh! We're playing!
>>8952115
Ooooh, nice house~.
>>8952066
But it must be done.
Fear the Moo
>>8952121
Bye Plague, I'll let you know how you did later.
F
>>8952121
You are as interesting as you are strange and unorthodox...plague knight. Farewell then.
>>8952131
Let me tell you something about what you just did.
Public display of affection is illegal, and also gross. I had to stare at that for a second before having the ability to turn my head away. I wish I had never seen it. What should have happened was a cop pulling you over and throwing you in the paddy wagon.
Not only that, but you're insulting my new friend by assuming that he's into people like you. Give him time to roam around and to find the ship that's right for him. Pushing yourself onto people will only make them hate you more. All the gold you cover yourself with isn't enough to whoo anybody over.
Also, you smell.
>>8952059
I know that now.
>>8952156
>points at the martini-sipping agent
That's him, officers! I think he's wanted in Vegas for some stuff.
>>8952078
So be it.
>On her hand appears as magical sword, it makes the same sound a light saber would make each time she swings it
>Edge artoria points it at Ahri.
Will you stay loyal to your significant other even if you're forced to walk with your naked feet on the scorching brimstone of hell, woman? Answer honestly.
>>8952115
>tackatackatacka
Hmm...so this one isn't either. Master would be better suited for this, maybe if I contact her...
>>8952099
Maybe your targeting systems aren't as great after all. She's right there. >>8952178
Bitchin Tits is a force to be motorboated with.
>>8952180
No I'm not. My name is Sterling Archer... You're looking for Cyril Figgis
I want to fuck silver fox
>>8952156
>>8952199
...Based on your previous acts, the odds of you trying to mock and fool me is higher than I find acceptable. Observation is the key now. Thank you regardless, spectre.
>>8952175
I think you've died one too many times,Subaru.
Has life really fucked you in the head so many times?
>>8952245
Present your cock for worship!
>>8952189
>Ahri raises her eyes calmly, resisting the urge to make a comment about how she's seen bigger. Her golden optics narrow in the woman's direction.
I'd do it, I would crawl across those rocks on my hands and knees.
das vadanya tits
>>8952233
Ok, look. I didn't think that you might have trouble picking that stuff up still, my bad.
I'll tone it down, but I can't just stop. That wouldn't be me...
Sound fair?
>>8952245
Dying has nothing to do with the overwhelming amount of justice that flows throughout my body. What you're doing is wrong, and I think you should stop before something bad happens.
F
>>8952266
Do as you desire. I am not your master. You are capable of making your own decisions and you are also capable of living with them.
>>8952264
Why should I trust you? You tried to kill me. In fact, both of you did!
>>8952264
Why would a toddler be driving. You wouldn't even need to cut the brakes because her feet wouldn't be able to reach the damn peddles
>>8952251
Presented.
>>8952271
Watch out everyone.The NEET's on fire today.
>>8952286
Yeah I know, but I'm asking you.
Can Amandax be stopped?
>>8952316
And I gace you an answer. Tell me spectre, what part of is is insufficient to you? If you have any credibility and your claims of knowing me are true, you should be capable of deciding the best course of action.
>>8952253
Hoooh~
>Artoria nods approvingly at the kitsune and her diamond-hard determination.
>Excalibur fades into nothingness again, and instead a can of soda appears, which she opens and drinks.
...Not evne the slight trace of fear within you, Ahri. You pass.
>>8952264
Caval II doesn't like the stench surrounding your eerie being, sorcerer. I'll be in charge of both our empires without your presence for now on.
>>8952319
Running away again?
>>8952311
I'm always on fire.
Now please, calm yourself. You're looking like a huge knave right now. Put your thingie away and be normal.
>>8952319
With enough explosives, yes.
>>8952328
You didn't. Not really. It was a yes or no question.
Speaking of Amandax I think I owe her or something now...
Meanwhile Chumlee wrecks Butch Princess Peach
>wtf is amandax from.
>>8952345
If you wish to stay in one whole body, you will do exactly as you suggested yourself. If you are self-destructive, you will not evolve to self-preservation. Better now?
>>8952337
>I'm always on fire
Yeah,burning to death.
>>8952360
Looks like shitty homestuck garbage.
>>8952334
I pass? Do I now?
What type of test was this supposed to be again?
>She arches an eyebrow, procuring another dog treat for Caval II.
>>8952367
>sucks fingers
>LF
>>8952360
Amandax is from the Dr. Dimensionpants episode "Nice-inator".
>>8952360
>>8952366
Much, was that so hard?
But for the record, I'm gas. I don't do the "staying in one body" thing very often.
>>8952367
That was a little uncalled for. I'm trying to be nice and you're being nothing but mean to me. Don't make me get irritable, King Knight-tan.
F
Holy shit, down to 7. Maybe Amandax can't be stopped...
>>8952386
Get out of my sight now, spectre. I have grown weary of your presence. Perhaps I shall let you observe the process of my dreams as a reward. Perhaps not.
And I also need to prepare for the next battle. And to approach this..horse you talked about.
>>8952418
I am SO very tempted to make an "electronic sheep" joke right now...
You're not making this easy for me, you know?
Only 2 people bothered to go to the feast... the sponsors are offended.
>>8952377
>Caval II stops being sad and eagerly awaits for another cookie.
A test of allegiance, of course. Had you betrayed your singificant other, I'd have slaugthered you here and now to protect my comrade from a treacherous harlot. Fortunately, that wasn't the case.
>>8952417
>paces around her room, muttering to nobody in particular
Several failed assassinations take up Day 9. Will Amandax break Yee's record of 7 kills? The is still time.
>>8952457
Amandax will win, my side effect tells me so.
F
>>8952442
IS THAT A DOGE?
>>8952411
Knock it off! I'm sick and fed up with you people calling me Suby! It's Su-ba-ru Na-su-ki! It's an easy enough name to remember, so why make stupid nicknames!?
>>8952442
>Kneeling down, she pets him once more, a smile blooming on her face.
Well I can understand that. I could have assured you I never would betray them until I was blue in the face, but it wouldn't have mattered if you couldn't see it for yourself.
And then there were 5. Amandax takes out the previous champion. And Chum Lee's silent devastation continues. And what is with Amandax's relationship with Archer?
What? Ruby gloom is still alive? Not for long but did magic or bad coding save her?
>fun fact: host did not make the code.
Should I kill myself? Dubs decides
>>8952516
Sure!
Cumming daddy please talk to me like that more
>>8952516
do-it-yourself sex change
If you live, there's your answer.
IN HER 10TH GAME! RAVEN TAKES OUT CHUMLEE TO PICK UP THE WIN!
>Win card and new game in the next thread.
>>8952541
Congratulations, dear.
At least one of us got what we deserved tonight.
>>8952541
Congratulation.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8952512
Did you really think you'd get away with trying to kill me, Ruby?
>Raven wipes her bloody hands clean on Ruby's dress
>>8952541
Jeez...I guess he really can't swim while unconscious.
>>8952541
I could have done everything she did plus more. Congratulations, Raven. You're up there with me.
>>8952480
What if he is?
>>8952490
>Caval II licks Ahri's hand and nuzzled on it.
Call it a measure to protect my friend as the search of an adequate partner continues. It seems he likes you, that is enough for me to let you live.
>>8952561
You should be evil more often, it really makes you shine.
Next game when?