HG suicide games thread
Since it's been a while since I last hosted a game, I may as well do it right here and now.
Remember: first 35 gets to go through the suicide games.
Togame
Yasuri Shichika
Mr. Wrestlemania and Francesca
>>8950002
Vino
>>8950002
Scared Eric Andre
Seth's Wife
Classy Raven
C.C.
>>8950002
Youmu Konpaku
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8950002
Maria and Harusame
Lycoris
>>8950002
Lucky
Lord Beerus
>>8950002
the Ghost
Captain Luna
United Airlines
Ass
>>8950002
Fujiwara no Mokou
The 45th
Emi
Ursula Callistis
Kiyohime
>first 35
>reserving your own spot
>not entering fairly like all the othet hosts
Faye faye
>>8950002
Damon Gant
Joe Rogan
Suz
The Owl
Artoria Pendragon
>>8950128
Seth and Junko entered their own games too, why aren't you giving them shit for that, anon-chan?
Can you not shitpost the nice host...?
Boat News Barrett
Sucy Manbavaran
Joey CoCo Diaz
Voyevoda
>>8950128
>implying Seth doesn't do this
SHIT WAIFU ASUKA DELETER MATT HARDY
Sluts
Is Eric still here?
>>8950149
Seth enters fairly. He does not reserve his own spot. Junko isn't even here anymore, so why bring up thst worthless fuck.
>not shitpost the nice host.
Sure, when there's a nice host.
>>8950171
>>8950200
It all boils down to a host taking one measly spot in the game that you're shitting on right now. Endo entered his own games, Maria entered her own games, just admit it. You're being a little pissy about who the host is right now.
Just chill out maaaaaaaan. Stop being so obvious. If you really wanna shitpost, do it to someone popular with your avatar like a real pro.
>>8950170
HEY FUCK YOU, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. YOU BELONG ON THE CAST OF LION KING
>>8950200
It is literally the first host, and had he entered fairly, he would've entered in one of the first slots. All they did was save time, a bit of energy, and one post on both post and image limit.
Shut up and stop shitting up the thread.
>>8950220
Both of them are shit too
>>8950204
Aight. I had to enter and dash last game, but I just wanted to say that it was pretty damn fine for your first time hosting. Looking back through it, you had a good 2-3 minutes between slides which is apt for dead hours, everything cropped fine and looked fine, and you even got a bit of commentary in, which can be hard when it's a default. If you host again and want to go further with a /co/de or something, I'd say you're good to go. Keep on keepin' on.
>>8950002
Vinny
>>8950002
A cloud of pure lewd
Fuck. Give me a few more minutes to fix things.
>>8950230
Not as shit as me.
>F A T A L I T Y
>ANON'S ASS STATUS : R E K T
>>8950204
Be the next Vader.
>>8950259
I want to wreck your anus, hot piece of ginger ass.
>>8950267
No way.
>Puts hand down pants
Yeup, still tight.
>>8950251
>Cloud of pure lewd
Oh boy are my D&D players about to hate the shit out of me.
>>8950253
>>8950279
Give me 10 minutes and you'll be as loose as a drunk Irish sailor.
>>8950165
Isn't that supposed to be The Boss?
>>8950251
Hey look, it's me!
>>8950281
>please report results
Can somebody please host over yin and their cancerness
>>8950279
>puts hand down pants
yep you're right
>>8950192
tru
>>8950294
In the east they call her 'Warlord'
You've got 5 minutes to make some changes.
>>8950302
You have the power, Anon.
>>8950302
Not defending, or shitposting them. But how is Yin cancer? They did not skip any of the shitposters, and did nothing wrong but mess up the images.
If I'm missing something please fill me in.
>>8950232
Hey thanks man, i was just giving the people a game after like 4 hours of nothing, and if i do host again i'll probably make it more exciting the default bullshit. I'll see what happens.
>>8950302
>Being this upset about Yin
Lol, sort yourself out
>>8950323
not on mobile i dont
>>8950331
They're literally the most cancerous person on /trash/ and and actual stalker, Heres the copypasta where he's often cancerous, the drawthread
"Are you a new drawfag?
We have a problem with a poster that has a history of stalking, threatening to kill, scaring off artists, spamming the thread/index, avataring, replying to himself/talking in third person, derailing, etc. He goes by the name Speedy05 and has been permanently banned on most sites with active moderation including /loli/, /furry/, and multiple MLP communities.
He primarily requests Yin, pink rabbits, cat and rabbit milfs, futa horse cocks, geometry porn, and oppai loli/paizuri. When in doubt ask the thread or lurk for a bit. The original list of identifying features was deleted by the faggot who made it, so you'll have to make due with this stalking loghttp://pastebin.com/rvUiPd5j
A few choice words from a moderator involved with the stalking incident:
>He thrashes about if he doesn’t get his way, then acts like he’s truly sorry to get sympathy when he knows he won’t be able to resume his stalking.
>He exploded in IRC over the one week he originally had to serve, swearing at us when we told him to stop harassing blunt-whiskey. He said he’d leave her alone for 6 months and if she didn’t forgive him, he’d harass her again.
>I’m usually pretty forgiving but this person has proven more than once that he is highly irrational, unstable, and cannot be trusted with the ability to communicate with others.
>Bye, speedy.
>Get help."
>>8950321
You forgot three images, host. Other than that, looks good to me.
>>8950332
Just ask for a code next time before doing entry. There's a list of public codes for hosting non standard games.
>>8950323
https://youtu.be/HSivlaSVk1k
>>8950296
>It make take some time, I need to find the right moment to spring it on them. Might just change the next mini-boss character to some sort of Sex wizard or something.
>>8950341
forgot the image that goes with it
>>8950348
I've actually tried to copy Captain Luna, Ursula and Damon's images. But it appeared to be broken. I've decided to replace them.
>>8950321
Ignore the anonymous sperglords, my boy. We are with you.
>>8950321
>"Bark!"
You shall not worry Caval II, as your protector I'll guarantee your safety through this battle.
>>8950341
Sounds like a typical 4chan autist.
>>8950341
So, you're saying that our Yin is the same guy as the drawthread's Speedy05?
...Have you seen him using Yin pics from his time shitting up the drawthread as Speedy05, or does your proof literally boil down to "they both like Yin so they're obviously the same person, since two people cannot coexist who like the same things"?
And so it begins.
>>8950360
It isn't a Speedy thread, fuckwad.
>>8950349
There is? That might have been good to know before i started earlier.
>>8950341
>Replies with negative comment about Yin to desperately push a narrative and show the thread why we should suddenly turn on him
>>8950393
But where is your proof
>>8950408
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/BzKrgNnt9zPtg9blxTjyLg/
I know when that hotline bling.... that can only means one thing.
Silver fox
>>8950406
>Samefags anonymous post in agreement about how bad yin is and continue to add additional information while excessively nodding my invisible head
>>8950321
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>8950387
"Alright, so, I'm Pretty sure you'll kill me if I breath you in... Since, you're a gas... I'm also fairly sure that'll kill you?"
>>8950413
>Ahri spends the next couple of hours feeling like garbage and throwing up from time to time.
There's no Fs where we're going.
>>8950420
You're too late.
>>8950411
...I was about to say that they were just using the same pic, but they have the same pic right down to filename.
...Yeah, that's proof. He's Speedy. ...Don't see why it applies to us though, his being cancer is limited to drawthread.
>>8950437
>I hate the captcha
>>8950313
I have a clip of vidya wrestling where The Boss fights Solid Snake with a dialogue between them before. You game?
Killing two birds with one gun.
>>8950446
And why excatly does HG cares about your "Speedy" bullshit?
>>8950460
Same.
>>8950394
>you kind of started spur of the moment, so we had no way to tell you. Still glad to have participated.
>>8950390
>he shitposted Eggman-kun?
I would've like to leave this degenerate's game now. Stop this world, I want off.
>>8950413
...No comment.
>>8950437
>Lucky isn't even sure why he's upset about it
>Confusion mixes with frustration
If you guys stop being a bunch of cancerous fags right now, I'll stop being a shitposting asshole forever.
>>8950467
If you'd actually read my post, that's exactly what I said.
We don't care if you're Speedy or not.
>>8950467
Take a good look, Caval II. A coward who has given up on life, reduced to nothing but rotting meat for carrion birds and maggots.
>>8950496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpz3LAjxek
>>8950486
That just makes us want to be cancer more though. Your IC is creepy as fuck.
>>8950437
"Is it Venomous or Poisonous? Did I eat the wrong kind of snake?"
>>8950467
>Ahri picks up the can and attempts to open it. Within a minute she devolves into bashing it against a rock in a futile attempt to break into it.
>Another minute goes by, and she's now sobbing over it.
>Depression games are a bitch.
>>8950486
Good one
>>8950504
>This is typically the end result of the divide and conquer strategy when you're a cloud of lewd.
>You end up fucking yourself.
And that's the 45th time someone tainted their own food.
>>8950513
It's supposed to be creepy, but I don't think I've even taken full grasp of the Adachi character yet. It's going to get even creepier, not sure how you feel about that.
>>8950530
...Ow.
Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
>>8950532
No, you doing anything IC is creepy. All we know you for is shitposting. You being IC is about as natural as Eggman responding to events.
And the host is down, folks.
>>8950551
...You know, that kinda undermines your own arguments. What, did you only do that to steal my noose or something?
>>8950551
C'mon, just let me die already!
>>8950559
Well, I can't shitpost ALL the time as much as I want to.
>>8950530
>There's no way she's getting close to United Airlines. Not after what just happened.
>She does heavily consider it though, they might just kill her.
>>8950551
>This is the second time she's done this.
>>8950572
I don't think we can use this bit, people don't seem to like insulting the gays as much as they used to.
>>8950572
I have disonored my famiry. I must commit sudoku.
>>8950572
>Finally finding the right implement, Ahri stabs herself.
>The sweet embrace of death is quick to follow.
Who's hungry?
>>8950632
>A cloud of lewd only needs more lewd to sustain itself.
And so, the end is near.
Which one of our three amigos will live long enough to seek help?
>>8950632
You're a pretty cool dude, you and me should get into some 69 action with those cherokee chicks down at the quad later.
*eric then chugs his ranch, unaware that it's been poisoned*
>>8950680
>I swear to god if I win this game with my filler character instead of my real one
It shouldn't take too long. Only a couple more slides to go.
And the winner is...
>>8950729
>Everyone is now thoroughly fucked.
Congrats, cloud. You're the victor.
>>8950760
>switches out tributes because he fucks up the images
>one of the switched in tributes wins
classic Yin
>>8950760
>The cloud of pure lewd won. They did it. The crazy sunnova bitch did it.
Congratulations.
Well, technically Lord Beerus had won. But either way, I hope you've enjoyed our little session.
>>8950465
>MGS things
The answer is always yes
>>8950771
>Scritches
>>8950760
I am ever so slightly cross, since that would have been my spot...
>>8950756
Congratulations
>>8950760
>How can a cloud kill itself anyway? Congratulations!
>Thank you for hosting.
>>8950770
>>8950773
>If Lord Beerus had "technically" won, then in my book Cloud of Pure Lewd has still not won a game, Beerus did.
>Because Cloud is still filler.
>Either way, thanks for game.
>>8950779
>Happily accepts scritches.
Post your favorite vehicle
>>8950791
Beerus won because he was first to die.
>>8950796
Ahri.
>>8950796
Buick Regal Grand National
>>8950773
Eh, i'll take tenth, could've done worse. Congrats on the lewd victory and thanks for the host.
>>8950773
Adequately done, player and host.
>>8950781
Oh, who's to say that things would have happened exactly like that the first time?
>>8950796
Minus the retarded ass spoiler, and It'll be Gucci
>>8950796
>
>>8950811
I am. I feel cheated.
>>8950804
>>8950781
I'm sorry Luna. I've tried putting you in, but your thumbnail seemed to be broken for me.
>>8950782
>>8950791
>>8950809
>>8950811
You're welcome.
>>8950798
Oh, right.
Oh well. I still get to know that my filler character won before my actual character got to win a game.
Oh well.
>>8950796
If it's a working car, it's good for me.
>>8950827
Wouldn't opening the image have alleviated that problem?
In any case, I am not particularly happy right now.
>>8950796
My mighty christmas sleight, propelled by Excalibur Morgan! And of course my motorcyle, and whoever dares to make a contract with me, the King of Knights.
>>8950773
Thanks for host, congrats to Cloud.
>>8950796
Don't really have one, so I'm in the same boat as Eric. >>8950829
>>8950827
Did you try not being a failure? Seriously, I had zero problems with manual entries my first game, and I did it without guidance.
>>8950822
What will you do in terms of recompense, then?
>>8950796
A yellow Xterra
Fite me
>>8950846
Just take my win. I was probably in your spot anyways.
>>8950864
I can not do anything but hold a grudge.
This however I can do like no other.
I thought of hosting a game with everyone's favorite vehicle and a race code but realized people would probably be against it.
>>8950846
I think it would have done. Again, apologies Luna.
>>8950881
Aww.. that was very kind of you, Cloud.
>>8950881
That would hardly be fair to you.
>>8950886
It might not have. I haven't hosted in a while.
I guess you're not at fault for the broken image, but I could have provided another, had you asked...
>>8950885
Do it anyway, for the memes.
>>8950885
>Race code
I tried. Am not creative enough. Maybe you can do something that I failed to do.
I created Midnight Wangan Maximum Tune Code at one point but I failed to lift it up to a good standard. Try it out anon. Maybe you can do better than I can.
>>8950885
What if you don't have a favourite vehicle.
>>8950885
Actually, that sounds like a pretty fun idea.
>>8950882
I don't think that's wise. At all. Just take a deep breath and let it fade into the past.
>>8950885
You have my approval, anonymous host. Sounds like an adequate trial to test my riding skills.
>>8950796
Ferrari 355 Spider
>>8950885
...Several of us don't have one. What am I supposed to post, Kapp'n's Boat?
...
One second, making a Kapp'n folder.
NGW?
>>8950906
Would the wacky race code do it? Would anyone be opposed if I modified a /co/de? Because that shit isn't too wacky.
>>8950919
>>8950913
Actually, scratch that, I do now!
>>8950915
It is already in the past.
One can hardly hold a grudge about events that are yet to come.
>>8950934
I want to enter my tribute and have them race cars on foot, reminiscent of Sandman from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
oh boy my favorite oldfag ship a talking horse and raven from the hit anime teen titans exchanging passive one-liners
>>8950934
I'm already halfway through making a Kapp'n folder, though!
Having him race all these cars while in a boat!
>>8950927
You've gotten me excited for a race now, so i would love to see it
>>8950927
Idk, I don't pay attention to /co/des at all because I literally changed all the deaths to outruns and the arena event into something like a "A Sharp Hairpin Turn ahead!" and something like that.
Maybe that will work too if you want to take a risk.
>>8950954
so?
>>8950954
We aim to please.
>>8950792
>There's something approaching Ahri from behind
>>8950981
>It's a penis!
>>8950981
It better be a big black flying cock
>>8950939
If you're holding a grudge, you're still holding on to the event, no matter how long ago it was. Let go of the grudge, and you let go of what troubles you.
>>8950954
My, such low standards...to each his own, I suppose.
>>8950969
>not liking the best thing to happen to hunger games in the form of a ship
kys
>>8950954
>>8950991
But that would be Yuubari or Nagato
>>8950954
Fucking an hero already, you pos Yin.
>>8950988
Very well, Rafiki. I mean, Raven.
But you do realize that it is somewhat of a habit of mine?
Working on a new cancer game thread as we speak.
>>8951007
>ba dum tss
>>8950981
What is it though?
>>8951021
>Mami
>>8951023
>>8950983
>>8950984
>It's a box.