/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Bea....Gay??? Edition

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Bea without a tail is like a burger without pepperjack cheese: reserved for people with atrocious taste.

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>people complaining about the occasional boybutt
Wew.

I want to see Bea in anguish and crying from abuse she doesn't deserve.

>>8946406
I want to make Bea lose a bet where she gives up her anal virginity. When she loses she's really mad and lets me go at her but she's not happy. She's not having a horrible time but she's definitely looking into your eyes like she'd strangle you if she wanted.
Afterwards we get some coffee and she spills some on my leg on "accident" as a jab of revenge at me.

>>8946624
This image turns me on more everyime I see it and it worries me

Like at first it was just a footfag picture xd nice meme kid

but nowits like

what are they doing
what did mae do or say
how much control is bea in
is this a friendly thing
are they lovers
is this normal
does mae actually like the scent
is she just like super wet now

is bea just laying back all confident like and shit

hot as fuck desu

>>8946624
>>8946658
It's too human, I don't like thinking about it

>>8946677
It's human because it's literally an edit that an artist charges money for.

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At least this shitty picture-comic-thing has originality.

>62 pages of this

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>>8946738

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>>8946742

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>>8946755

>that time bea learned to "drive stick" with her coworker and tried to deny it ever happened

used goods: the character

Quickly, post that Discord thinking Mae pic please

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>>8946733
>it's literally an edit that an artist charges money for

>>8946742
>>8946744
>Digitigrade

FUCKING DROPPED

Guys, don't sleep with Selma. She has a terrible case of sleep farts and I almost regret using her ass as a pillow.

>>8947223
>he can't handle the farts
Then you are not worthy of sleeping with Selmers.

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>>8947223
Fuck off, Dennis. Selmers can give me pinkeye any night.

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I wanna kiss Gregg on the butt

>>8947396
>Sig went for realism rather than idealism this time
Shame.

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Good morning Possum Springs!

Bea gay

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>>8948394
Good morning, /nitwg/.

>>8946058
Kiwi farms made a thread for Nitw

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-in-the-woods-fandom.28584/

>>8948695
Who cares?

>>8948695
Never heard of them.

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>>8948695
Huh. Reading over that thread, I didn't realize this happened. Why does Arbys get a pass but everybody got mad about Microsoft? Arbys is fundamentally worse.

>>8948695
I dunno what that is

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>>8948945

>>8946744
>>8946755
>>8946765
Holy hell did the art get worse? They look like some chibi shit now

>>8948980
He had to beg them for promotion? That's... a new level of pathetic.

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i don't know if anyone's posted this but slug drew bea and i've never seen a slugbox drawing that didn't have thighs the size of a human body

>>8949039
We've seen it.
I still think she looks like a transformer.

>>8949006
The angles aren't so tight on the subjects, so we can see their full bodies. Apparently they have always been chibi sized.
>>8949039
Yes, that has been posted before. It looks like Bea's head attached on top of the same figure slugbox always draws in his art.

>>8949006
Fatigue, maybe. If I was making panel after panel I'd probably start cutting corners.

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>>8946738
>>8946742
>>8946744
>>8946755
>>8946765
Where can this whole thing be found? It seems to be ungooglable.

>>8949376
I've seen it on deviantart. Just search Night in the Woods on there, go past the sea of OCs and crayon drawings and eventually you should find it.

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>>8948945
>@bombfall's intellectual property

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>>8949413
Thank you. Dear lord is this awful.

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>>8949493
I mean jesus

>you will never produce prolific amounts of mediocre art

>>8949563
joke's on you, I've been doing that for years

>>8949600
Well I've got the mediocre part down I'm just not prolific yet.

>>8949510
I genuinely like this panel just because it's so goofy.
>>8949563
I wish I had the same drive to make a product as he does. I spend to much time worrying that my work isn't good enough that I can never get anything complete without feeling like it's shit.

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>>8949625
I suppose only when you view it in the context of the entire thing, would you be able to appreciate its true horror.

>>8949670
>It's shit so I'll post it ironically

I mean. Okay I guess but there's a reason people don't post all the fart and inflation art this game has

>>8949702
Yeah but that's cause it's disgusting fetish shit this is just QUALITY art and QUALITY dialogue which is both harmless and amusing as hell.
The room sized staircase still makes me giggle.

Not him

>>8947396
gregg has a perfect ass desu

Will Steve Scriggins ever get some porn?

>>8950024
this

>>8950024
>>8950042
No because he's shit and a terrible character that got like 5 lines

>>8950087
He was the first NPC they ever made for the game. He used to be important.

>>8950142
And I used to have dreams.

>>8950024
ol slippery steve

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where are all the cute Mae

need more trash mammal waifu

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I want to draw thicc but I'm coming up blank, any ideas?

>>8950654
Bea tail

>>8950654
This: >>8950681

>>8950654
Aunt Molly. She has literally no art. Maybe her using her night-stick as a makeshift dildo or something.

>>8950654
Bea x Jackie lesbian shenanigans or the doe from Angus' store giving someone a hoofjob (footjob)

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>>8950654
Process of elimination nigga, someone who fits the thicc bill but hasn't have much love yet.
>>8950734
I can get behind some Molly.

>>8950654
>>8950755

>>8950654
Anal sex
On anyone
Bombshell or Selmers preferred, but I could get behind some tubby Molly

>>8950654
Jackie getting her dick sucked at one of her parties.

>>8950654
Futa Jackie destroying Bombshell's thicc ass at the party.

>>8950763
Please don't.

>>8950876
>Bea will never put her foot on my face

Why live

>>8946624
>tfw will never huff Bea's toes

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>>8950654
Aunt Mallcop needs dick too. <3

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>>8951029

>>8950654
Be warned
>>8951029
>>8950763
>>8950734
I'm somewhat convinced now that all these are just samefag posting. No one gives a shit about Molly that much to push it this hard besides one person.

She's literally a shit character with no personality besides IM COP HUR. It's like the Steve thing with that one guy that's obsessed with him

>>8951193
Next you'll be saying nobody wants porn of Mae's mom.

>>8950654
Gregg

>>8951193
eff the cops
hard and fast

>>8951193
Stop liking what I don't like: the post. Who cares about muh personality, Doe has even fewer lines but got plenty of good coverage.

>>8951193
this is not your average shitposting

this is advanced shitposting

>>8951193
I don't really look at how many replies something gets, if I like the idea I'll go with it

>>8951248
Because Doe is actually likable and has a cute personality with her love of candy and cute guys.
Molly is just hur im a cop hur im fat

Sometimes knowing LESS about a character makes people like them MORE

>>8951266
I meant more along the lines of not falling for some samefag's spamming. Nothing worse than one guy pushing some crappy idea just in hopes someone draws it for them, but hey if you like Molly then more power to ya, it's your art after all.

>>8950654
Selmers and Bombshell clapping their hips together

If two characters is too much work then just Bombshell in briefs

with bush

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To be perfectly honest Molly is a complete shit character. I like Candy more than I like Molly.

>>8951296
Not surprising considering Candy is objectively more likeable.

>>8951271
We literally know nothing about Molly. It's impossible to know less about her. But hey, feel free to be autistic about this and think everybody is the same person.

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>>8946658
I like you anon, I think the exact same way. The more I get into a specific pic the more I want to give myself details about it, since it's all up to interpretation anyway it's fun to speculate. My take on it:


>what are they doing
Bea comes home from work to her and Mae's house, sits on the couch to relax, and Mae wants to please her gator wife by soothing her feet
>what did mae do or say
"let me massage your feet!" or something similar. She didn't really ask, she just said it then went right on her knees to please her
>how much control is bea in
Probably just sitting back relaxing and enjoying the attention
>is this a friendly thing
see below
>are they lovers
yes
>is this normal
yes
>does mae actually like the scent
She's intoxicated by it, she wants more judging from the pic
>is she just like super wet now
yes
>is bea just laying back all confident like and shit
Yup, just relaxing and squirming a bit to the attention she's getting.


Give me your thoughts on the pic, too, anon. I'd love to know

>>8950654
okay, shit dont draw molly if people are gonna throw a bitch fit about it

draw yet another doe or selmers or something

>>8951323
nice
maybe when i get home from work

>>8951389
Fuck you. I still want Molly stuff. But heaven forbid I ask, lest I be accused of same-fagging. Now I'm apparently having a schizophrenic breakdown.

>>8946058
>So having pirated this piece of shit, the actual controls and gameplay are insufferable Mae feels floaty and unwieldy, physics feel like they don't exist, and the writing is so god awful. The only person you feel anything for is gothic alligator and they set her up to be a cunt first so that you can see her backstory and feel sympathetic

From Kiwi farms

>>8951389
He already said he doesn't draw based on replies. Nice reverse logic there though, I see what you did there

Bea must have been born out of her mom's asshole because her pussy was too busy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l79F49URc7I&t=15m37s

>really nice animation
>it's at the end of a let's play
tragic

>>8951440
Are you also that guy who shitposts every time people post about rape? I'm just going to say yes. You're that same guy. Doesn't matter if you deny it. Hell, denying it just makes your guilt more certain.

Y'know, I had my own little tin-foil-hat conspiracy that this game was secretly a steaming shit pile. It seems that I was right. Thank you, Kiwifarms yet again for putting my qualms to rest

I have yet to see praising of this game's actual plot. From what I've seen on both Tumblr and Twitter, it's all praise about miscellaneous crap. I can't really say much else that hasn't been said in this thread already, but I'll touch upon my own opinion for a bit.

My main problem with NitW is how the characters are reduced to a fucking check list.
20-something college dropout? Check.
Depressed and suicidal? Check.
Does nothing to better herself and is overall just a nuisance? Check.
Congrats, you've just made a #Relatable character that you don't even need to put effort into writing well because people will take it no matter what. That's the thing with these types of "tumblr games" as it were; they hide behind a shield of being "deep" and "insightful" to excuse the fact that there's barely any substance. Like I've said, I have yet to see any praise for this game's lame-ass plot. Why? Because all the crew cared about was making things relatable for their target audience. They write sad excuses for human beings (yeah they're furries but there's really no difference) and give them all the qualities of some emo teenagers because that's how a large chunk of people act. It's the sad truth, and they know it. They make them this way because they know it'll sell the game. However, relatable =/= well-written.

(Continue)

>>8951519
(you)

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AYO HOL UP
*smacks some honey*
YOU TRYNA SAY
*wears xl clothing*
WE WUZ SOME KINDA
*scratches ass on tree*
KINGZ N SHIT
*mauls a child*
SHIEEEEEEEEET

>>8951519
I could say I relate to these cute anthro furry characters, yeah, but that doesn't excuse that the game has the writing of some 3deep5me hipster with a dev that's no better. It's a shame, too. I'm right there with most of y'all in saying that this game is gorgeous, but it seems that the talent there was wasted on some ham-fisted political propaganda disguised as a video game that couldn't become a VN because??? I dunno, potatoes. The indie market is a complete shithole right now because of shit like this; because of how easy it is to get into the market, people can just pass off minimal effort and complete misunderstanding of how both your ideologies as well as how people act as hard work. Then charge 15 dollarydoos for it while also preaching the evils of capitalism in a game YOU PUT ON A STORE FOR REAL LIFE CURRENCY.

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>>8951439
>Kiwi Farms
>Community dedicated to discussing eccentric people who voluntarily make fools of themselves. Explore abnormal psychology and the minds of Internet crazies.
>Specific boards for "Lolcows," tumblr, and Chris-chan

>>8951545
OOGA BOOGA
WHERE ALL THE WHITE KITTENZ AT

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>>8951547

These two are also from Kiwi farms
>>8951519
>>8951547

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You guys are getting far too hormonal.

>>8951607
Hot. Never seen this

>>8951607
PUFFY

>>8951567
"The art is far from gorgeous. The colouring IS great, but that alone doesn't make the whole thing even anywhere near good.

It has colouring on its side, but the style itself, the layouts, the designs, and generally everything else is kind of uninteresting at best, and has absolutely no substance at worst. It's that same paper cutout style they put on Starbucks cups and baby clothes, which is great for Starbucks cups and baby clothes, but it makes everything in a videogame just look bland and incidental.

This kind of childish, oversimplified, graphic design-based style is not good for a videogame like this, at all. Art styles for graphic adventure games have to be 3-dimensional, interesting, and unique ON TOP of being appealing, so the player will actually want to look through everywhere in the game, and discover cool new things and fun new characters. Imagine if in The Legend of Zelda, the Master Sword was a plain grey rectangle. Does that really make you want to go out on a giant quest to get it?

It should be telling that apparently slews of Tumblr fanartists, some of the least stylistically capable artists out there, can replicate the style perfectly. If you read the Shmorky thread, you'll also see this art a million times. It's almost exactly how K.C Green, Sandypants and all those "ironic punk fur" types draw, but with a fall colourscheme. It's appealing in screenshots, but it's not good"

>>8951607
this is so close to being arousing but it just barely falls short

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>>8951648
God damn, how can people be this far up their own ass?

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As someone who genuinely likes Molly, I'd hate to see Sig draw something of her. He has reduced enough characters here to "lol BIG ass" and nothing else.
Just a thought.

>>8951607
That's one big leg.

>>8951699
All 2 of them?

>>8951679
There's more. This one is my favorite from kiwi themselves.

I ended up playing this game (for free ;) )a few nights ago and, to prevent from going off the deep end and into in-depth game review sperging, I have a few choice words for this game: fuck this shit. I would rather buy Bad Rats.

The only likeable characters were Mae's parents and Bea (and that was only after some painful hour or so of her being an insufferable cunt). The anarchist fox was a disgusting "representation" of autism and was more a representation of the Tumblr idiots who fake autism and overexaggerate the signs of it. The bear was forgettable and their relationship seemed to be a disaster in the making right off the bat. The fucking minigame offered more enjoyable content, and that should have been a bad sign right there.

After I googled the ending (I wasted about five hours trudging through this and got tired of the dream sequences) I deleted it from my computer and went to bed, realizing that whoever compared it to Gone Home was a dirty liar; I at least had fun playing Lesbian Walking Simulator 9000.

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>>8951699
>Not liking big asses
>Dissing based sig

Your ticket to this thread has expired, faggot. Leave now or DIE

>>8951699
I think you're being a little melodramatic about it anon.

>>8951699
I still think the slutty doe works better as an early 20s petite girl. The art makes her look more like a 40 year old milf.

I know she's technically a milf, but having a child doesn't immediately make you thicc.

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>>8951759
>12 informative
>1 like

>>8951607
This is supposed to be hot but it just looks funny.
Bea's face.
Mae's reaction.
The act itself.
The little heart panties.
Mae being so tiny she's being physically lifted off the ground.
Like goddamn, it's so close to sexy, but all in on hilarious.

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>>8951800
>but having a child doesn't immediately make you thicc.

It should.

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>>8951759
It's like a concentrated version of the blowhards at Something Awful, how sad

"If the fan's main selling point for a game is "guys, it's queer!" or "omg guys, socialism!" then it's not a good game. It's just pandering

and these dumb socialist fucks take the bait, hook line and sinker, without fail, EVERY.TIME.

Fuck me, I wish I knew how to program. I would make so much money just making a game that panders to socialist SJWs. It wouldn't even have to be good, or fun to play! Just construct a fictional narrative around why capitalism is bad. Also, the main character is a fag.

Boom, free publicity up the wazoo from twitter feminists and beta male game journalists who will say ANYTHING in an attempt to get their dick wet

Then, while they're all circle jerking me about how profound my story is and how it expounds the evils of capitalism...I'm collecting their money.

Did "The Emperor's New Clothes" teach these people NOTHING?"


Ok. Did these guys just bump into the kiwi thread about Nitw without ANY KNOWLEDGE about the game and focus in their brains that "this game is a sjw!!" just only by knowing it ONCE?

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>>8951870
Made by Kiwi

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>>8951927
>those arms
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad
jesus, what a circle jerk of negativity

>>8951870
Another one.

"The NEET shit really does bother me. The fact that Mae basically shat away the opportunity of going to college and is basically relying on her parents with no thought of helping out or getting a job...it's made to be all ZOMG SO RELATABLE RITE GAIZ?!? It shouldn't be presented as a cool and edgy way to endear us to the main character. It just makes them look like an ungrateful leech. Which I suppose many Tumblrinas are. I know the game deals with depression/social anxiety--which are real issues--but Mae is still basically just hanging around acting like a little kid without taking charge of anything."

Neet is sure is thrown around that thread

>>8951927
Someone Make the black bubble blank

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>>8951927
>the easier it is to mimic the style
>fails mimicking

hmmm

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>>8951927
Here you go

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>>8951962

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>>8952025
Can't you just hear the I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY TRY from here anon?

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>>8952039

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>>8952067
That's the last post in the thread.

Most of the thread is about the developer than the fandom. I can be wrong but, I don't think Nitw fandom disn't really end up like how Kiwi imagine it.

I honestly thought Kiwi farms was like 4chan but with profiles, thought they be less cancerous. Guess I'm wrong.

>>8952140
Without anonymity they can't have shitposters to keep them somewhat self aware so they become a hollow echo chamber of bitching

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>>8952067
>nitw doesn't have that much porn
>nobody cares
>yet many familiar furry artists are drawing them

>>8952193
We actually have a lot of porn, but nobody knows about /nitwg/ except us.
We've compiled almost all the art worth compiling, so we have over 600 pictures while e621 only has 200 or so.

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>>8952140

>>8952193
It usually takes a while before the big guys start drawing Nitw. This early on the only people making r34 are the early adopters, which are only a small sample of artists.

>>8952268
>This early on
Hasn't NITW popularity already peaked?

>>8952293
Unlikely, but even if it was, that doesn't stop the porn.
I mean, just look at zootopia. The r34 bandwagon is in full swing now, even though the discussions started to plateau a couple months after release.

>>8952255
Yeah it's funny there are actually some lewds of quite reasonable quality on that booru that haven't been assimilated yet.

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>>8952569
Cause I've uploaded half the booru myself and don't care about e621

>>8952321
There's still not enough Gazelle

>>8952594
Hi DMB.

>>8952594
>don't care about e621
get a load of this plebian with his inferior wank sessions

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>>8952601
Hi anon

I have a lot of pictures

>>8952569
Feels weird that only some of sigs and nobbys stuff got uploaded there

>>8951759
>gone home
>fun

>>8952639
Well which other established artists frequent these generals.

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OFFICIAL SHIT POSTING CHARACTERS
>OFFICIAL

Ruined their Character Tier:
>Bea

Never had Character Tier:
>Jackie
>Smelters Fans


If ANYBODY ever talks about these characters, says these are their favorite characters or asks for requests for these characters: ignore them.

They are NOT real fans and are just trying to stir up drama or ruin the quality of the thread. No matter WHAT they claim, report and hide.

Thank you for reading this public service announcement.

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>>8952935
That's pretty rude man

>>8952935
Hey, just because some people like throwing a character into mud and cleaning their boots with them doesn't mean that everyone does. Although yes, the majority of people here do that.

>>8952935
I dunno anon, this post looks like a shitpost to me.

>>8953001
Smelters funposting is all fine on the understanding that they're not -actually- romantically involved ingame.

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>>8952998
I like sad Bea, but that's cause I like her actual character. I don't enjoy her suffering I enjoy seeing those moments of hope and caring through the clouds.

And imagining her stuffing all of her holes with cocks to just forget for a little bit how much life sucks.

>>8953029
this. there's nothing romantic about casually stroking a bro's cock

>>8953046
Please don't respond to me if you're just gonna do exactly what I'm talking about.

>>8952935
Rude as hell. Maybe we should just ignore YOU

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>>8953051
Exactly.

>>8952984
>>8952998
>>8953001
>>8953029
>>8953046
>>8953051
>>8953056
>>8953057

Case in point. Filtered and reported.

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>>8953056
>don't imagine a girl with no excitement in her life using sex to escape life's pain
Why

>>8953083
>Doesn't contribute to the thread in any meaningful way
>Gets called out
>"ahughuh look at these shitposters filtered and reported"
>Violates GR7

You're on a roll anon.

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What if virusanon is actually just a beafag who's really salty people drew porn of her?

>>8951429
Please do. Fun to hear other's thoughts

>>8953156
You you want to hear another anon's lewd thoughts.

>>8953179
I had a stroke apparently, I mean 'you mean you'

>>8953179
You you don't?

>>8953179
Yeah. I see nothing wrong with that

>>8953153
What if virusanon is actually a super secret ninja samurai from mars that slices everyone in half and uses dark electricy fire magic and teleports behind u?

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>>8953267
Hmph. Then I guess I'll just have to... go all out.

>>8953289
nanomachines; not even once.

>>8953311
Old memes are old

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>>8953338
I can only assume you're being self-aware in employing the X Y is X formula.

>>8953420
Of courshe!
I want I can haz taco picture of Mae now that we're going down nostalgia lane though.

>>8953449
If we're going down memery lane then I demand an image of Gregg doing goatse.

>>8953522
Please do not actually do this.

>>8953522
Oh Jesus

>>8953522
>gregg
>not angus

>>8953653
Angus' beef must remain a mystery meat.

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So what games are /nitwg/ playing now that they would recommend.
They needn't be remotely related to NITW, I'd just like to know.

>>8954130
Well what kind of games do you like to play?

>>8954130
*TRIGGER WARNING BLOG POST*

I'm playing soundodger and checking the thread in between songs

*TRIGGER WARNING BLOG POST*

>>8954130
specify more
like what we're playing atm or our favorite games of all time or what

>>8954173
I like thousand year door.

>>8954130
Risk of Rain is fun
Trying to get into more Roguelikes
They're only fun when RNG makes it fun

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>>8954130
Cs:Go
>Remember, no Russian

>>8954183
Nuclear Throne
>Rouge is fun, K

>>8954181
yes i do too but that didnt really answer my question

>>8954198
I play Dota in my off time. I recently played Halo Wars on PC. It was ok.
I'm waiting for a Fire Emblem romhack to update and I'll be playing that a lot again.

>>8954274
i meant what are we supposed to be answering with...

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>>8954188
I miss /ntg/ and /lite/

>>8954332
whew

>>8954130
Playing through Thief 2: The Metal Age at the moment on Expert, having a blast. I never played the original game though, maybe I should

>>8954315
Oh wait. I meant to respond to the asker, not you.

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>>8954160
I'm a genre-bias free, anon
>>8954164
I hadn't heard of soundodger until now but it seems pretty chill, thanks anon.
>>8954173
Right now, loverboy.
>>8954183
I used to play a lot of RoR, got my Origin online carrying with HAN-D, good times.

>>8954130
Sword of the stars: the pit has been pretty fun, takes a lot of dedication for a run though, they can be several hours long

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>>8954130
Currently just kinda play LoL and...that's pretty much it.
Nothing I could really recommend that's not at least 5 years old

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>>8954332
It died with the game's community.

I was actually the guy that put together the cards aginst humanity /ntg/ deck.

At this point, I'm up to about 400 hours and planning to make a video outlining a glitch with rouge that allows her to get rad canisters.

However, I am slowly losing interest in the game due to the lack of an update and I'm starting to feel the grind.

>>8954130
Playing Painkiller right now, it's really fun and I wholeheartedly reccomend it.

>>8954183
Rouge L I T E
It's not that hard.

>>8954332
I don't, but then again I was the one to put /ntg/ out of it's misery.

>>8954332
Don't tell me nuclear throne had a general here.

>>8954508
No, it had a general on /vg/. But that didn't stop anyone.

>>8954372
Have you played Dark Souls yet? If not you should most defiantly try it out, I wouldn't recommend playing the first one on PC unless you have a gamepad as the controls for it are terrible on keyboard and mouse.

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>>8954452
>>8954545
Played Painkiller and all the expansions, and DS 1/2/3 whilst their online was popular on PC.
Good taste though anons.

>>8954508
Nah, was on /vg/. I just linked any lewds I drew instead of posting them, kinda got a couple threads deleted on /v/ before we moved to /vg/ and I didn't want to cause any trouble

>>8954603
If that one was your then belated kudos.

>>8954587
Pacman Championship Edition 1&2 are super fun if you haven't played them yet.

>>8954130
Hacknet. Fucking sickass OST and recently got a decent content update.

>>8954718
Isn't that a terminal roguelike? What's it doing with an OST

>>8954779
You're thinking of NetHack.
Hacknet is a scriptkiddy simulator with elements of humor.

>>8954130
I played EDGE this weekend, was good for only a buck.

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So how are your OCs coming along?

>>8954852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUd_ikEGPPM&list=PLmJS4rAJemEaN6k5S0g43vDlSib1qWudz Playlist related. I will shill this game for free because it uses psuedo-cli commands.

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>>8955143

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>>8955143
Hmmm.

>>8955205
This is a good post.

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>>8955143
Is this a home movies reference

Are OCs fine if they're actually related and aren't awful?
Or are they always terrible no matter what.

>>8955254
What do you think?

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Eight more!

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>>8955299

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>>8955308

>>8955299
Stop spamming this already it isn't even funny ironically anymore

>>8955299
I thought Bea's heterochromia was a mistake for a couple of panels but I guess not.

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>>8955298
I think you have a cute nose.

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>>8955299
>Bea's eyes
Did that autist solve the biggest mystery in the game?

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>>8955319

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>>8955341

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>>8955299
>>8955308
>>8955319

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>>8955321
I unironically find this comic adorable.

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>>8955374

>>8955365
Is gregg a fucking satyr ? christ this """""artist"""" needs to die already

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>>8955365
>that outline on the mouth as if they're lips
Why does this annoy me so

>>8955381
t. shitty artist

Why has't anybody else tried to make a long-form fan-comic?

>>8955446
Because stand alone porn is easier and quicker than a comic, no one cares

>>8955446
Because it would be ridiculed like this one is, or would take too much effort for a decent artist

>>8955446
Because it would actually cost a lot of $ for a good artist to do a comic? unless you meant another shit-tier one like this one. In that case be glad there isn't more.

>>8955340
2bdesu I had this autistic idea also but it's disproved. Bea's eyes are green-blue in all dynamic sprites and crimson in a few select ones because the artist was inconsistent as fuck.

SPANK ME _____.

>>8955652
DADDY

>>8955446
To be honest I wouldn't mind shitty NITW comics with a Tamers12345 influenced style.

>>8955652
alligator

>>8955652
Ibon

>>8955465
Because plain NITW porn will always get more attention.

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How many times a day does Mae masturbate to lesbian gator porn? I'm betting twice at least

>>8955849
I'm betting that it's not all lesbian.

She is canonically bi.

She also seems to be a bit masochistic as well but that's just my interpretation.

>>8955849
2-3

>>8955849
What was the name of those porn videos where two girls wrestle and then the winner gets to fuck the loser with a dildo? I bet Mae actively follows their site.

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>>8955917
Such a thing exists?

Holy fuck that sounds amazing.

>>8955979
It's not, it's pretty dumb and lesbians doing shit with dildos is the most generic boring thing imaginable imo. Like any time in a lesbian scene the moment a dildo is pulled out I'm out of there immediately.

>>8955849
Not very often, she usually masturbates to hot fox guys.

>>8950024

>Steve convinces Lori to help him make a movie in the back of his van.

>>8956129
Isn't there a fic in the pastebin where Lori essentially seduces Steve?

>>8956182
Yea and it's great

>>8955392
>mfw that's probably how I'd do it
I'm sorry for not disappointing you also, anon.

>>8956242
The author was a bit full of himself and kept insulting other writers, saying writing is super easy and everybody is just being lazy. Well, last time I heard about that guy he was writing a Cole fic and he never delivered. So much for all his talk.

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>>8951321
>We literally know nothing about Molly. It's impossible to know less about her. But hey, feel free to be autistic about this and think everybody is the same person.

It's easy to mock her as a sleepy small town cop, but I bet she's seen some shit.

>>8956310
I don't recall that insulting part, probably wasn't around for that thread, however I remember during one of the (many) shitstorms these threads like to occasionally have there was some writefag that said they refused to write anymore for the thread because of everyone's attitudes and regrets writing for us in the past. Could have just been someone lying, but if it was true I'm betting that was him. Sucks to lose a writefag, but good riddance if they were just insulting others

>>8956098
You sound like a fag.

>>8955979
Just remembered it it's called Ultimate Contender.

>>8956423
>wanting giant rubber cocks in their porn
and you ARE a fag.

>>8956098
Strapons are good when used right

Like when they bring in the liddle virgin girl to sodomize

>>8956440
>not wanting dicks in porn
How insecure of your sexuality do you have to be to not want to look at cocks every once in a while?

>>8956464
Because I prefer my lesbian porn without cocks, fag. Fake rubber ones included. I know this is hard for you to understand but it's a thing. When I'm in the mood for regular straight porn then cocks in the scene are the norm

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>>8956464
Let's not start this again.

>>8956507
But regular cocks don't come in pretty colors and they're often attached to men, you inverted homo.

>>8956529
Yeah you're a turbo fag, don't speak to me the straight master race. [topic closed]

>>8956551
So what about those diks?

>>8956511
Do you think when they hang out and watch a Smelters game they have a hand in each other's pants slowly stroking their meaty cocks but in a straight way? they don't even acknowledge it or look at each other, they just watch the game and rub those healthy cocks till their pants are stained in pre?

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>>8955849
I've been thinking about those popups

was it
A) related to what she was searching
B) generic porn malware
C) a self-aware joke for the player

>>8956573
A. She was after the gator pussy

>>8956573
The fact that it says burly, slightly suggests that they are at least slightly targeting her.

But it could just be her cookies or whatnot that tipped them off.

>>8956573
Probably related to what she was searching. I've never gotten malware boasting about burly men in my area therefore she must like burly men.

>>8956573
She's embarrased to talk about it even with Angus so probably A.

>>8956570
That was never particularly clever. I mean, read what you just said. It wasn't funny back when people started that "meme" and it's not funny now.

>>8956573
Porn malware is just going to assume it's infected the computer of a dude.

>>8956660
Knowing the devs at least in that world it doesn't.

>>8956645
>funny
That applies I was attempting a joke. I'm 100% serious, fag

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would you let casey use his glock 17 on you as a dildo

>>8956570
Absolutely, but the gator can't just come home with a pants full of cum, his wife would think something up. His bird bud has to take him to the bathroom and get those jeans cleaned up with a little beak scrub.

>>8956673
What if she got gay malware from visiting gay male sites?

>>8956724
>Casey
>anything but a fuccboi

>>8956743
Completely possible.

Better question.

>Would she spy on Angus and Gregg when they do the sex?

>>8956727
How would gator's pants get stained of his thick cock is contained entirely within someone's throat when he cums.

>>8956727
Maybe to repay him for being such a good bro the gator will stick his tongue in his mouth and passionately make out right there in the bathroom for like 20 minutes nonstop. In a straight way only of course

I suppose there's no stopping this nonsense. I'll just be happy knowing that the gator didn't give a fuck about the bird and left town to be in a happy relationship with his wife.

You autists.

>>8956847
Stay mad fag

>>8956865
I will. You think calling their "relationship" straight is some epic meme. This isn't reddit. It's also not /b/. Grow the fuck up. If you want them to be gay, man up and call it what it is. It was never funny.

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>>8956847
Jesus christ what a gay post.

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>>8956847
Didn't you see the bird on the last day? That gator gave his throat the hardest goodbye he could. A goodbye so hard he got strep throat and needed extra protection from the elements for it to heal properly.

>>8956847
Nah he actually ended up not going and him and his bird bro spitroasted his wife. Then they sucked each other's cocks clean, but in a straight way

>>8956905
What relationship? They're just bros man. They just do what dudes like me and you do with our friends

>>8956907
Keep replying. I'll keep giving you (you)'s.

>>8956916
You know his outfit was like that the entire game.

>>8956942
Just because your uncle told you it wasn't gay doesn't mean it's true.

>>8956949
I'll reply to everybody, all day. Keep it coming.

>>8956905
Mad as fuck lmao

>>8956964
Guess what was happening to his throat the entire game ;)

>>8956970
Real mad. Because it's pretty fucking stupid. People complain about OCs, but that's the biggest OC of all. You're trying to force something that wasn't there and run with it. It's bullshit.

If you just said they're gay, that's fine. I'll shut up. But you guys keep trying to force a dumb ass joke that was never any good.

>>8957001
Aaaaaaahahahahaha

>>8957000
Your throat seems to be doing fine. Turns out sucking dick doesn't make you need a neck-brace. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>8956785
>Mae's lust for fiasco fox and foxes in general came from watching Gregg knot Angus.

>>8957020
Try to suck my dick and you'll find out real fast how much you'll need a neck brace.

>>8956753
> hanging out with semi-autists
> fuckboy

i don't think so

>>8957013
Yeah. Good one.

I think this calls for some Smelters bros fapfics. Someone should write one and make it as gay as possible. But in a straight way.

>>8957037
I would need help finding it.

>>8957058
So you admit that it's gay. You can't even maintain your own joke.

>>8957058
>But in a straight way.
Well no shit anon.

>>8957090
Nice save. Too bad it fell short.

>>8957074
Definition of gay

1
a : happily excited : merry in a gay mood : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits a bird's gay spring song

2
a : bright, lively gay sunny meadows : brilliant in color

3
: given to social pleasures; also : licentious

>>8957138
4
: (you)

>>8957001
>OC
You keep saying that word, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>8957222
You're trying to turn existing characters into your own characters. They're essentially OCs now.

>>8957239
>I don't like it so it's OCs

Stay mad, homo. Smelters bros canonically make out in a straight way

I won't believe anyone gets buttblasted to this degree. Good job anon you got us.

Do you think the smelters bros kiss though ? That's hard to do in a straight way. Handjobs and blowjobs are straight though. How would they kiss?

>>8957308
Keep saying it enough and maybe it'll actually be funny one day.

>>8957319
It's stupid and you know it's stupid.

All this gay (straight) talk has me kinda torqued. Just sayin

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I will fucking turn this car around you dumb cunts.

>>8957377
You know, considering how much you guys love circle-jerking one another, it's no wonder why this meme keeps getting forced.

>>8957450
I don't mind the ship. Smelted Love was a good fic. It's a cute concept. But trying to act like it's completely straight is what I find so fucking stupid. Just let them be gay, in the closet, and have a moment of happiness together when they watch football. But for the past three weeks people keep going on and on about how they give one another straight blowjobs like good friends and shit. It's really fucking stupid.

>>8957503
I don't think they can treat an underdeveloped sense of humor anon, I'm very sorry,

>>8957551
Well, I'm done bitching. You guys win.

Straight blowjobs are a thing as long as balls don't touch.

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>>8957377
To save money on cigarettes, they've grown accustomed to shotgun hits. Out of fear of people thinking they were kissing, they started by doing it with their hands in front of their mouths, but their long snouts made most of the smoke escape their jaws. As they got more comfterable with their faces being so close, they naturally became fine with their orifices touching, which made the full flavor of the smoke taste much better when combined with warm breath. Sometimes they even like the rub their tongues together to amplify rich flavor of their ciggys.

>>8957566
If it makes you feel any better anon there are no winners here.

>>8957594
That's...
huh.

That's very good. I like that idea. It only makes sense the more comfortable they get with it the more into it the get. Gotta really draw out that flavor and all.

Made a new thread
>>8958305