/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
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>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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[NEWS]
>4 new episodes prossibly airing in May
"Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?" and "I Am My Mom"
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>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
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>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
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SALVACION!
this is a good OP
POST PENIS PLEASE
The only cheese pizza allowed here is the edible kind
>>8939568
go to north korea and die you chimp.
>>8939568
dude i am serious i am 18, calm down
>>8939571
I want to feed her lots of yummy pizza until she falls asleep.
Last thread in a nutshell.
I feel sick from that, can you get in legal trouble for seeing something like that unintentionally?
Gems should hold hards
>>8939545
There's so much classic sci-fi in SU that I would be surprised if nobody developed psychic powers at any point
>>8939632
The police are already enroute to your house. I'm sorry. Post fat one last time.
>>8939644
Did you forget The New Lars?
>>8939655
I mean separate from gem powers
>>8939632
You're going to jail for 125 years and you'll have your penis chemically removed. Sorry brah
>>8939634
Tang and Zuke a shit
>>8939707
use that for the last thread.
I picked a really bad time to check /sug/ didn't I
>>8939718
yes
>>8939610
I live in new york. even the tourist pizzarias only charge $3.50 at worst
>>8939644
well, there's not really a reason to believe they have, especially since an empath powerset is basically a required secondary power to use healing tears and phytokinesis.
What good are healing tears if you can't cry when your patient is in pain?
post tits and dicks please
>>8939717
I don't want to go in that thread
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>>8939718
ye.
Is jail nice?
>>8939731
LOL
>>8939739
what a high quality post
>>8939753
ya i hear you get free sex everyday, especially if your crime involved kids
>>8939733
me neither. burn it down and salt the ground.
Does /sug/ have OCs
either fan character or original fiction will do
HITLER IS MY HERO
>>8939718
Same anon, same.
Unfortunately, we are all going to jail now
>>8939802
My OC has a bloody penis.
>>8939753
You get assraped when you're sleeping and when you're not sleeping, and I've heard that one of the delicacies in prison is cheesecake made out of crackers, sprite, cream cheese, and whipped cream.
I think you'll have a great time.
can we pretend that last thread never happen. or is it gonna be like 9-11, never forget?
>>8939782
I don't care much for sex.
>>8939816
My OC has a bloody micropenis AND draws Lapis in brown marker. Beat that faggit
Re-posting the color requests I finished incase the OR are here now.
>>8939802
My gemsona is a rock you tip over and a million bugs come out
>>8939826
I hope someone took screens for the /sug/ history books kek
>>8939856
THE ONLY GOOD NIGGER IS A DEAD NIGGER
>>8939818
Do you still get assraped in female jails?
>>8939802
Here's the best one
I, Kim Jong Un, will nuke this thread should the need arise!
I don't know what you mean it's just a healthy sheen.
I must admit I feel a little strange.
But I've never felt better, I'm stronger than ever. Can't you see nothing's changed?
I'm not light on my feet. Now I clank and I squeak, but my voice is the same when I speak.
My hand looks like aluminum foil. Does this mean that I'll need a tuneup and a change of oil?
I'm a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead. I'm a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead!
>>8939864
>took screens
Do you WANT more anons to go to prison?
>>8939887
I'm sure they have a few makeshift dildos laying around.
>>8939887
Yes, but they use other things like their entire forearms, or rusty poles.
>>8939864
I have it as AverageLapisfag.jpg
>>8939897
I said someone else not me! I dont want no bloody dicks on my PC
THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT IT SHOULD HAVE
Post dickpics please.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
>>8939921
did you get all the reactions too?
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>>8939826
you guys are freaking out over nothing i am 18
>>8939941
Nice try pedo
Nobody is going to repost the bloody microdick for you
>>8939960
Go away lapisfag
>>8939944
nah, just his post.
>>8939960
you said you couldn't say your age because of mods
that implies you are below 18
jaspis is sexy
>>8939960
Shut up underage fetus
>>8939976
were did the other lapisgfags go to?
>>8939856
cute!!!
Dudes, relax. According to Feds laws, there is a distinction for those that view things on purpose vs on accident. If you do not intentionally go looking for it, you will be fine.
>>8939996
it was too far even for them.
Where would you place Pearl on this scale?
>>8939996
away from here
>>8939996
The order has shunned you, leave.
>>8939990
joke dude
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>>8940014
Pearl is really fragile looking. I wish I could take her favorite arm and snap it over my knee.
>>8940014
soft butch
>>8939953
I could give some practice to prepare you if you want.
>>8940036
why would you joke like that after you posted your dick
>"It's just a prank bro"
>>8939856
would you color this?
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>>8939996
Cold Tea had to kill himself.
Do it for her.
>>8940028
i am the true lapisfag here not you
>>8940004
Thanks for clearing that up. I'm personally just a paranoid person, so seeing stuff like that really freaks me out
>>8940014
The pearl slave side of her will always be femme, but the side that is herself is probably more soft butch/butch
>>8940014
Butchy femme.
She's delicate, elegant, and dresses in pastels, but she also has short hair, is a lesbian, has no tits, likes fighting, and wears male clothes often.
>>8940036
Taking coordinates.
>>8940067
ok super edgy bad joke i know... but it was just a joke.
>>8940036
thats just not something to joke about tho
post egg birthing
ALL LAPISFAGS SHOULD GASSED IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS
>>8940129
it's a rule breaking joke you are going to get banned it happen to me once but at least i didn't dickpost
>>8940147
cant joke about something on 4chan?
what if lapis turned into a really small version of herself and climbed into your instead m underwear at night and went to sleep
>>8940166
>>8940101
>le pearl is a lesbian meme
>>8940095
You're welcome.
>>8940189
dickposter pls go
>>8940170
what happened to you?
>>8940189
that'd be really cool i think
Lapisfags found a way to be worse than Pearlfags.
And remember, Chris Chan is a Pearlfag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeFGKjzLtM
>>8940168
i'm working on it.
>>8940101
>lesbian
go back to tumblr
>>8940226
Sorry Pearlfag, chris chan and you are still worse.
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>8939856
Here now! Thanks!
>>8939992
Somebody should ask Rebecca what Jasper's favorite kind of rape is at SDCC
>>8940259
I think that would get you banned from SDCC until the end of time
>>8940259
>Somebody should ask Rebecca what Lapis' favorite kind of rape is at SDCC
fixed it for you
>>8940259
Grape rape
>>8940259
What if she said statutory and laughed really hard to herself
>>8940226
becky is world's biggest pearlfag and she's the word of god
>>8940274
statutory obviously
>>8940274
Somebody should ask Rebecca who the best rapist is out of Lapis, Jasper, and Pearl.
where my fellow yellows?
>>8940253
glad you like it. Took a little long since I had to clean it up
>>8940338
Am I allowed to like all colors
>>8940356
Yeah, and if anyone says otherwise, they're just being dinguses.
>>8940338
hi
>>8940335
Lapis can rape multiple targets at once and has the best dick.
>>8940338
I got a thing for drawing pearls in panties.
So we know that Lapisfags have ugly small bloody dicks, what kind of dicks do the other gemfagsw have?
>>8940372
I bet blue pearl hangs out in only her panties
0 modesty
>>8940397
Jasperfags have dicks just like their waifu.
Big, hairy, and stinky.
>>8940372
pearls in panties a best
Lapidirts confirmed subhuman degenerates.
>>8940372
what about latex?
>>8940474
never tried it...
I wanna be a gem.
>>8940372
Pearls in casual clothing are great.
>>8940474
DEAD NIGGERS MAKE ME CUM
>>8940592
>Pearls with big tits
>>8940610
tryhard
>>8940533
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE ARE NIGGER-LOVING FAGGOTS
>>8940558
Could it be time to try?
>>8940613
>Pearls with big tits
Ew.
>>8940595
>she speaks really quietly so you have to strain to hear her commands or she'll whip you again
I'm not normally into that kind of stuff but I think maybe that's doing it for me
>>8940613
What about them?
>>8940622
IM NOT A TRYHARD SEEING DEAD NIGGERS TURNS ME ON
>>8940691
look in the mirror
NON-ARYAN HUMANS SHOULD GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
>>8940649
>>8940649
There has to be more of them
>>8940704
>>8940726
>>8940701
THAT MAKES NO SENSE HOW CAN I BE POSTING RIGHT NOW IF I'M A DEAD NIGGER
>>8940709
can i interest you a place in my ranks?
>>8940716
>>8940741
i love blue eyed peri
>>8940756
no it looks like shit
i want peri to have steven's human babies and let her be a mama without giving up her form
>>8940742
you're dead on the inside
>>8940784
ok fag
>>8940804
no peridot gemstone has blue on it
As much as I want Jasper to be healed ASAP, I also want to see more of (fully) corrupted Jasper in action. Walking, anything. All we really saw was her rear up and poof
>>8940788
>There's a timeline out there where Peridot is actually Steven's romantic interest and Perimom is a reality.
They don't really know how lucky they are.
Does anyone here mod GTA:O?
I've been trying to find modders that spawn money in the public lobbies but I haven't had any luck
>>8940836
what does that have to do with how artists feel like drawing a character, dingus?
>>8940796
NO I FEEL MORE ALIVE THAN EVER BTFOing NIGGERS
Ruby always needs to have a dick
>>8940372
What's your favourite type of panties? Mine are granny panties, there's something nice about them that's so unassuming and plain. When wearing them the person is usually comfortable but embarrassed about being so lame in their tastes it's cute.
>>8940877
*Rubies
*And Sapphire
>>8940743
YES HITLER-SENPAI SIEG HEIL
>>8940856
im gunna cry anon, this is my dream for my otp
Would you repair your Pearlbot or just replace it?
>>8940906
HAIL!
>>8940893
kys
>>8940918
depends on if it is sentient and also the price if it isn't
>>8940893
Only one can have one at a time
>>8940856
cancer
>>8940852
i hope doggo jasper is a thing for a little while before they heal her
This is now fat gem thread.
DID YOU KNOW NIGGERS HAVE COMMITTRED 50% OF ALL MURDERS IN THE UNITED STATES SINCE 1985
>>8940866
Pls /sug/, I just want to buy obnoxiously colored cars for my obnoxiously clothed character
>>8940954
>>8940954
no but have this
>>8940933
They're not able to think like a person but they are programmed to love you forever and they are aware of what you're doing. And they're pretty cheap for the low end models.
Do you really want to abandon something like that?
>>8940981
That number seems low.
>>8941014
aww thanks
>>8940984
That isn't even the best part of that sort of mod tool
You can have a fucking party, bitch you can make it rain
>>8941025
If they aren't sentient I would still probably try to repair it
>>8940911
Now where stuck here in the Steven-less Peridot where she's a meme timeline. I'm sure they even have more art for this ship.
>>8941037
Are you saying you'll give the free money?
Gimmie yo ID
>>8940871
that's cute, lapis does like dogs so maybe she'll like dogsper
>>8940954
All right
>>8941082
What I'm saying here is that you have no imagination also fuck off
>walk in and see this
what do?
I NEED TO LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW!
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
>>8941108
I can't help that I'm a slut for rainbow colored cars
>>8941130
>walks out
>>8940852
I want Pumpkin to die, and then Lapis to say "where can we get another orange dog" and for Peridot to remember Jasper, and unbubble her, only for Jasper to not be violent at all.
So Lapis and Peridot would have Jasper as a pet for a while, and Steven will find out and be surprised with how Jasper didn't kill them yet, and Lapis would be surprised that the dog is Jasper, because Peridot never told Lapis about the events of Earthlings, in fear of triggering her.
>>8941130
Leave.
>>8941131
I ALSO NEED LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FACE
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
>>8941130
Fuck Pearl in the ass/pussy/etc. As long as she wants to have sex. Rape is not cool.
>>8941151
and then lapis fucks the dog because this show is about all types of love
>>8941177
Raping a rapist is alright.
>>8941130
>heels
N U T right there.
>>8941130
Take off her shoes, because keeping her massive clown feet in those little things must be painful.
>>8941130
dissapoint her
>>8941195
>corrupted Lapis
>Steven is forced to figure out how to uncorrupt gems because all of his friends tried to fuck dogs
Post Townie x Gem porn.
>>8941151
>>8941151
I want Pumpkin to die, and then Lapis and Peridot plant Jasper's gem with a pumpkin seed, and then a pumpkin grows out of the ground, but it's also Jasper, and she's sapient, but she can't talk because of her pumpkin mouth, so she can't tell anyone about how Lapis rapes her and she's unable to fight back because she's a pumpkin.
>>8941249
everyone already knows but they don't care because jasper sucks
>tfw didn't get to see my favorite band because I was stuck doing school work all day
How was your day /sug/
>>8941249
>>8941266
It was alright I guess
>>8941243
I think this is the only one I have
>>8941249
>Jasper is desperately barking and crying and trying to break free from her leash
>Lapis stomps her head in
>Jasper can't die, but she can feel pain and she's in a lot of it
>Lapis calls Steven over to fix Jasper
>cycle repeats every time Jasper annoys Lapis until she learns her lesson
>>8941130
Why is there shit on my bed? I want a refund.
>>8941326
LOL
>>8941130
Tell her to pack her shit and get out. My gf Lapis could be home any minute.
>>8941243
>>8941371
Jamie is way out of scale here, Garnet is way bigger than him
>>8941384
she shrunk down some to make it easier for him
>>8941424
Jamie deserves his true love Kevin.
is there any good smut fics for greg x pearl?
>>8941433
Kevin doesn't deserve anybody
>>8941433
Jamie x Kevin best ship
>>8941461
steven begone
>>8941469
My man
>>8941433
>>8941469
I can't get off to pairings with characters that have never met.
Jamie x Kevin is just for fujos who like pretty-boys. And them never interacting just means they can fantasize however they want, since fujos rarely care about canon.
>>8941461
Kevin has no redeeming qualities. He's just a jerk.
>>8941040
Correct.
https://creatureatfault.tumblr.com
@creatureatfault
They don't always post the same stuff on both
>>8941528
Get off 4chan, Steven. Or else I'm telling Pearl.
>>8941560
he's hot
>>8941560
I'd let him fuck me.
incorrect
>>8941560
His fake sob-story was pretty funny. Just because he's a jerk doesn't mean he's a bad character.
>>8941607
Kill yourself.
>>8941508
and? i like to fap to pretty guys. i think they're cute together. no ships are canon anyway so who cares
i wish more people shipped diamondsxjasper
>>8941617
Make me
>>8941266
I watched anime and then I studied and masturbated.
>>8941617
>femanons
>>8941637
greg is the only fuckable man on the show
>>8941528
Garnet has no redeeming qualities. She's just a boring fusion.
Amethyst has no redeeming qualities. She's just a butthurt midget.
Pearl has no redeeming qualities. She's just a cuck.
Lapis has no redeeming qualities. She's just a rapist.
Peridot has no redeeming qualities. She's just a shitty meme.
Jasper has no redeeming qualities. She's just a cunt.
>>8941658
>Amethyst
>Ugly
Pick one.
>>8941657
Sorry, but you forfeit the right to call anybody's taste shit with an opinion like that.
>>8941658
>Shapeshifts vagina,etc
>Not enough to get pregnant
>>8941626
>>8941681
>would fuck kevin
>doesnt like greg
S H I T T A S T E
H
I
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A
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T
E
>>8941695
delete your life
>>8941677
All of those are true, tho.
>>8941668
NO ASS
>>8941705
Once again, that means nothing.
>>8941677
We can all agree that the only likable character is Greg, which is on purpose.
>>8941692
Amethyst is the patrician choice of waifu
>>8941711
Most of the characters on this show are shit people.
>>8941617
>implying
>>8941721
Bitch leave
>>8941326
By the author of the kneerape fanfic, they put out a new one where Lapis abuses and fucks corrupted Jasper with her whale penis. I'm tired of the stupid needless abuse, I just want the beast sex, is that too much to ask?
>>8941727
DELET ETHIS NOW
>>8941635
i don't need anything else to fap to him
>>8941710
>>8941778
I WANT TO TEAR OPEN HER FUCKING CUNT
>>8941721
What are you, gay or something?
>>8941806
>2 weeks premeditated rape
>>8941820
>>8941778
Link it, I don't remember the name of it
>>8941778
I remember there was one on Ao3 where they "consensually" fucked but I forget the name.
What's a video game that allows me to use my diplomacy to avoid most if not all conflict? I want to go adventuring with a former enemy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12814888
http://www.strawpoll.me/12814874
gib reqest. keep in mind I'm on mobile
>>8941898
Fuck off, perifags. Your waifu is shit.
>>8941926
the cricket gem
>>8941926
draw this amethyst
>>8941863
You probably mean the two-parter by Tat-buns, The Beast/Left to Chance. The only good one of its kind
>>8941926
Lapis cutting herself.
>>8941778
>>8941806
>>8941996
Now what the hell is this?
>>8942047
Quality fanfiction.
where are my leeks /sug/?
I want every Pearl picture deleted right now
>>8941926
Topaz! Or Aqua.
>>8942128
i have the mega, denounce peridot and i'll hand it over
>>8941926
Garnet?
>>8942128
The grocery store.
so when's the new episodes?
>>8942135
I want to kiss you for this post
>>8942147
>>8942150
give me my fucking leeks
>>8942179
30 minutes
>>8942199
Fine, here you go.
>>8942199
denunced
>>8941996
These kinds of fanfics always make me laugh. They always Write Lapis/Jasper so over the top it becomes comical.
>>8942214
not enough
>>8942147
Okay. Peridot is shit.
>>8942239
Too bad
>>8942243
https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
>>8941996
so fucking edgy
>>8941820
Would suck. No homo.
>>8941846
thats such a cute porl ;_;
>>8942194
Garnet did nothing wrong.
>>8942375
*Garnet did nothing
>>8941926
Barb opening her shirt and asking if someone ordered two large melons
Jasper and Pearl did nothing wrong.
>>8942422
*are shit
Peridot the biggest cunt on the show
>>8942445
Not even fucking close.
Hope you all have a good night
>>8942128
I want to sex this gem
see you fags later
Lapis should be put in a mental facility
>>8942493
so should pearl but that doesn't stop her
Steven should have never been born
Jasper is fat
>>8942550
Jasper is perfect
Amethyst sucks old man dicks.
>>8942489
>scrawny
>>8942585
>jeopardized alchemists arrogantly
this show is for those with little to no standards
>>8941965
>>8941986
No.
>>8942619
you'd know about that wouldn't you.
>>8942619
It's impossible to watch current western cartoons with normal to high standards
>>8942628
Qtie.
>>8942493
When is Steven going to put Lapis where she belongs or he just going putting that shit on Peridot?
Who else /inchronicpain/ here
>>8942680
it's your punishment for displeasing the Lord God
>You might not be lonely one day
>but for now you have to accept it
Happy birthday, Jennifer
>>8942708
>Implying I'm lonely now.
>>8942680
unironic here
You know what would be nice? Being creative again. In the past 18 months I've had two original stories and at best a handful of unmemorable original recipes
>>8942744
I'm happy for you
>>8942680
>tfw drink to escape my mental issues
>>8942628
Heeeeeeeey... That's pretty good!
>>8942797
i want that amy to destroy my ass
>>8942763
For being mentally ill and having schizoid personality disorder? Thanks I guess.
>>8942826
Not sure really. A lack of inspiration probably, since I've had so much trouble finding things to read that are both original and appeal to my picky-but-shitty tastes and haven't watched a show in five years (unless shokugeki no souma counts)
>>8942871
Well physical or otherwise I guess.
>>8943037
leaked bismuth corrupted form?
>>8943037
I hope this poor artist never posts this on tumblr.
>>8942755
Start doing short greentext and go from there to longer stories.
>>8942755
>tfw creative but shit at writing down stories
>>8942148
she was my favorite until ruby and sapphire killed her
>>8943060
A good jab at how it's popular to interpret every gem's corrupted form as dog-like since S3
Does anyone else like buying people food? I always buy my friends McDonalds or Coffee or something when we're out.
>>8943175
ive only seen it done to quartzes, makes sense imo
>>8943187
i used to before i learned to cook
i find watching others enjoy my food (bought ot not) satisfying in a heartwarming way, i feel im making them happy
>>8943187
>friends
>going out
EVERY DAY I YEARN FOR THAT SWEET LAPIS SHIT ON MY FACE
IT IS MY REASON FOR LIVING
>>8943187
Before my friend moved when they would pick me up to go to their place I liked to bring a little cash and not say anything until we were close to taco bell then be like "Hey want to get some stuff?"
Always felt nice to treat them
>>8943255
Sorry, I could only get Amethyst shit
>>8942826
since i stopped believing in the therapy meme
now i dont whine about muh sadness constantly, have a job, kinda-friends, and a relationship
i mean i'll die from the intoxication eventually but who wants to be old and uglier anyway
>>8943187
>I always buy my friends McDonalds or Coffee or something when we're out.
good lad
>>8943143
Thank you
>>8943340
>There are people who don't want their friends to out on layers of love, from food.
>>8943414
I'm glad this show has taken the right path for children to make
>>8943231
That's really sweet, cooking for your friends and family makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
>>8943268
That's what friends are for, i hate when people are stingy around friends. Money is worth less than partnership.
>>8943454
Garnet is so cool. I'm not sure if she's less cool now that we know her stoic front is just two lesbians having makeouts behind her eyes.
Why doesn't Pearl use her holo pearls in combat?
Hell, she could use the fusion holopearl as a fucking stand and get some silver chariot action going on
>>8943507
What combat?
>Anon and friend decide to go get a coffee.
>"What do you want? I'll pay?
"I... I don't want coffee."
>"What? We're in a coffee shop, what did you exp..."
"I want you."
>>8943519
awkward and unrealistic
>>8943519
I NEED LAPIS SHIT ON MY FACE NOT COFFEE
>>8943418
>Holly will never be your wife
>>8943606
>tfw
>>8943606
Cheers! free drinks for all!
>>8943632
begone commie
I hope that anon that thought they deserved to be unhappy finds someone that makes them not feel that way anymore
Why do people put money, before friends and family? It just seems like a sure fire way to become miserable.
>>8943645
The only true Korea, is North Korea!
>>8943653
It's a tough subject that has many angles to it.
>>8943646
That was like a week ago, jesus christ
>>8943677
that was only like 3 days ago
>>8943691
Still no excuse for bringing that every single thread since then.
>>8943704
It wasn't every thread. Just wanted to say it a few times to make sure they see it once. That will be the last time.
>>8943729
How is Lars qualified to teach a class about dissing your fly girl?
And I'm out. Until morning /sug/
>>8943863
Hello? is this the therapist?
I'd like to schedule a sesson.
>tfw you accidentally make it weird
>>8943909
HMP
requests?
>>8943909
>accidentally
>>8943940
what you think the new gems look like
>>8943940
Steven cheering for Lars to kill himslef
>>8943940
Garnet as Martly McFly from Back to the Future.
>>8943940
Gohan and Stevonnie
>captcha had my real name in it
what did it mean by this?
>>8943940
A Dalek EXTERMINATING a gem of your choice
>>8943940
Steven dying for our sins.
>>8942408
>>8944100
It's your favorite telling you to sex them up.
>>8944122
Damn anon, those are some nice breast, thanks for this.
>>8943646
thank you
>>8944201
Do it for her, anon.
>>8942716
Goddamn. This might be the prettiest fucking voicecast on the planet.
If I could, I'd force my friends to fuck each other
>>8944342
You are a good friend.
>>8940096
Thank you for whoever made this. We need more Nervous Pearl.
>>8944327
FUCKING REKT
>>8944206
np. if anyone has more requests i can do another one or two. i can't sleep anyway
>>8941026
THAT ISN'T LOW YOU DUMBASS NIGGER
>>8944412
Lars shuffling out of his pants awkwardly and berating the viewer for wanting to see him like that?
>>8944412
Draw a fusion dance stevonnie instead of gem fusion stevonnie.
>>8944412
Can we get Nervous Pearl? Perhaps anon is asking her something extremely lewd, like showing her pussy.
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>>8944412
>>8944471
Fusion dance clothing looks like pic related
>>8944412
Martha comparing her mosquito bites to Barb's bubble wrapped bowling balls? [spoilersdontwork]I'm talking about boobs.[/spoilersdontwork]
>>8944493
>it has a naked male
>therefore it's gay
That's literally sexist
>>8944511
Well