Hg Thread
Hunger Games Thread
The objectively best thread currently up on this caucasian picture sharing board.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WELCOME TO THE *REAL*
HG
IS
ROLLINS
On your plate tonight: RigginsMania 68th.
Don't get bamboozled edition.
Same procedure as always.
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE 3RD GENDER HEATHEN
> SQUAD SPECIFICATION IF YOU WISH TO FIGHT FOR A DISTRICT IN PARTICULAR.
PSA: It worked pretty well for those who did.
So just saying.. you should give it a try.
LIST: (HART FOUNDATION / nWo / D-GENERATION X / THE MINISTRY OF DARKNESS / THE RADICALZ / EVOLUTION / AGE OF THE FALL / THE NEXUS / THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE / THE WYATT FAMILY / BULLET CLUB)
Show no freakin' mercy.
HAJIME.
FIGHT !
>>8936470
White Peak
Chizuru Hishiro
>Bullet club
Togame
>>8936470
Smolgore
Hart Foundation
>>8936470
Sliver Queen
>>8936470
Astaroth
>The ministry of darkness
Utsutsu
Lenny
D-Generation X, Slot 2
>>8936470
Silver fox
Yasuri Shichika
>>8936470
Shaq constructs a shack
Ruby Gloom
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Mr. Wrestlemania and Francesca
>>8936470
Duncan
>>8936470
Usotsuki
>>8936470
Eric Andre
C.C.
>>8936470
Agrias Oaks
Bullet club
>>8936470
Vinny
Ruler
>>8936470
Shota
>male
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8936470
Emi
Regi
Woman in Blue Clothes
The Nexus will do.
Artorias
Reigen Arataka
YER IMPOSTOR
Grora
>>8936470
Q
Len
Ursula Callistis
Junpei Iori
>>8936470
>>8936470
Alex Shelley
>>8936470
Lum!
Hounds of Justice
>>8936470
MC Ride
>>8936470
Vert's tits
Yang Xiao Long
>>8936470
Danger Dolan
>>8936518
>kissu
Haru
Damon Gant
>>8936470
Buzzo
Age of the Fall, I suppose.
Eggman-kun
This dumb fish
Inkling
Bullet Club
Ghost
YA BOI
Baki
>>8936470
CM Phil
>>8936470
Natsuko Ooshima
>>8936470
Captain Luna
Ministry of Darkness
SETH'S EVIL CLONE
Cobra
Asui Tsuyu
>>8936569
>>8936570
>>8936470
Sonic the Hedgehog
I WANT A COOKIE!
>>8936470
Righteous Pancake man
>>8936470
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8936639
Late as usual, I see.
>>8936467 (bbq anon)
Are you still here? Make yourself comfy, I'm gonna start.
>>8936639
>Kisses Slowkou
>>8936569
>>8936570
IT HAPPENS AGAIN
FIRST LUCKY ANDRE
NOW BAKI SETH
>>8936655
And be sure to get the deep pittibg right. Most don't even know what that is, let alone how to make one.
>>8936670
Why were they removed?
>>8936670
Ah, gotcha.
>>8936616
Both late
>>8936670
When exactly are you going to host tomorrow?
I might not make it depending on the time.
>>8936730
they joined a different faction
>>8936766
Which one? I have a feeling it's the rusty mutts...
>>8936759
Probably like 15-17 hours from now give or take.
>>8936786
8ch pl/yga/res/67.html
>>8936788
Well...shit.
>>8936664
What magical bullcrap is causing this
>>8936818
Gookmoot trolling us.
>>8936805
I'll host plenty of games at different times on different days. You're bound to be there for some of them.
>>8936701
Yeah yeah don't worry about that I'm on it.
...
Hmm... well it's true that I don't know what is that stuff...
>Googles it on the internet and buys the ingredients.
>Tries to use her magic but remembers she can
>does it manually
>She ruins it
>Does it again
>The oven fucking explodes
>Buys another oven and starts again
>Ditto
>Contemplates suicide
>Manages to cook it by some miracle after the 5th time
>Compared to that the baked beans and german burgers seems like a piece of cake.
>Nearly ruins the german potato salad but it's close enough
>Thanks to time contraction RP, 24hrs have passed for her, but for you it has only been 10 min.
Ahaaa... Aaah... Here's your meal anon... Prepare to taste the best barbecue to have ever graced this earth!
>It looks it has been made in a greasy fast food in the middle of nowhere
>But it smells kinda good
>>8936832
I'm still waiting for it to happen between HG n tlhg. Just imagine the uproar as someone enters their ava, n it shows a lewd tlh pic from the pedos n vice versa.
>behold! My latest acquirement! Laura usin a dragon dildo!
>gets replaced by Hoshi's star plush
>>8936903
Hmm. How did you prepare it? Cause the tri tip looks like it was cooked in a broiler for an hour, not slowcooked in the ground for half a day...
ANY LAST WORDS ?
>>8936544
You got in the first slot for the second time.
Maybe luck's turning in your favor ?
>>8936653
>It happens.
>>8936911
Fuck! I don't want that to happen to me
>>8936947
....Why does it even matter how I made it?!
Just eat the damn thing and savor it whole!
>>8936964
Let's go!
>>8936964
Naw, looks good to me. Let's go!
>>8936978
It's not deep pitted if not cooked in a deep pit. And it's not bbq if it's cooked in an oven. I'm sorry, but rejected...
>>8936964
ok this time people are definitely not going to turn retarded around me
i'm losing properly this time for sure
>>8936986
Nigger.
>>8936964
None from me.Let's get started.
>>8936964
Looks fine to me.
>>8936964
Yes:
You are all going down!
>>8936964
Only a few. All of you come at me as if you wish to kill me. That is all.
>>8936964
>>8936557
>>8936595
>>8936964
I believe you've got my name wrong. I understand that it's hard to read a name for someone more concerned about his muscles rather than the concern of spelling a name correct.
It's Hishiro. I'll accept you spelling it wrong, but don't mess up a second time, it'd be really tiring to see the same mistake over and over again.
>Drop my entry 20 minutes ago
>We only got the roster 3 ago
>>8937017
>Her last words are "You are all going down!"
You do know what that phrase means, correct? It means you will die!~
>>8937063
Stop acting like you have somewhere more important to be
>>8937000
...
>kills self
>respawns thanks to HG rules.
...
Well, fuck you! I'm not letting this go to waste, Who needs an anon's soul anyway....
>Picks up a burger
...
>sighs
You might as well eat too anon...
Did you know that the world isn't always what you see it to be?
Have you ever considered, just for one second, that the last time you climbed the stairs, you didn't make it? Consider this the next time you climb up or down a flight of stairs; perhaps, as you're reaching the top or stepping down onto the bottom, that while you were ascending or descending, that you actually fell, and your mind is refusing to register it. Perhaps, instead of walking away from the stairs and going about your day the way you think you did, you are actually at the bottom. Injured. Perhaps you broke some bones, perhaps it was your neck.
Perhaps you are actually dying.
Consider this proposal, as at any moment, the illusion could break. You will wake up at the bottom of the stairs, bleeding and broken, or awaken in a hospital bed, potentially with brain damage. Perhaps, the illusion will be broken only by the coldness of death. Perhaps, at any moment during this illusion, you could slip away, and everything will just suddenly go black. One second, you are driving your car, or watching TV, and the next, nothing.
Perhaps this is your wake-up call.
>>8937017
Let's see how tired you get after tackling one guy with those tits of yours, Widowmaker
>>8937017
I'd go down on you.
>>8937087
I just DID the more important thing. I got in, did the thing I've been procrastinating all day to do, took my fucking time doing it, and we still haven't started
>>8937102
Ily
>>8937091
Can't. I only eat good bbq, like this. But I will give you an A for effort, and another chance.
Btw, what recipe did you use for the german burgers?
>>8937049
2 secs too late.
HERE WE GO NO MORE TIME TO WASTE
LATE SWAPPERS GONNA FACE THEIR FATES
MY IMPOSTER DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST
KURT FREAKIN' ANGLE
LENNY IS ENGAGING YELLOW DEVIL MODE ALREADY
>>8937063
District seeding dipshit
>>8937099
don't do this to me
>>8936500
Hello again, madam fox.
>>8937142
Ow... Alright, let's start doing the work, and hope not to get into a shoot.
>>8937074
Tsst tsst. It doesn't work like that sweetie. Someone has to stay alive to watch over you from above. I'll go easy on you don't worry.
>>8937104
Of course you would. But sorry, you'll have to play solo this time.
>>8937102
I have plenty of stamina don't worry. You wanna to be something?
>>8937099
Did you take a page from that newcomer's book poem? Sounds melodramatic enough for it to be her.
>>8937142
kek
>>8937142
That girl gives me a chill down my spine for some reason. I can't put my finger on why, though
>>8937142
>>8937172
I'm not flexible enough for that.
>>8937142
Your silly taunts won't work on me, but I'll still take both of your lives for it!
>>8937142
Dammit im dead already
>>8937142
I'd love to stay and watch this game but it's past my bedtime.
Night y'all. Hugs.
>>8937142
>What Lucky would normally say
...Damn, that chick be scary.
>What Lucky actually says
Please, don't hurt me, miss...
>Yep, he's a little bitch.
>>8937142
Ok uh, let's do this, let's do this
>>8937172
Ah? But I did not enter...
>>8937142
>The woman walks harmlessly enough pass him, not noticing that she put the fear status into him.
>>8937142
It was a chocobo! Do not confuse my lovable pet for some lizard!
>>8937142
Haaaaah. What's shame feel like~?
>>8937142
Twas a good life I suppose.
>>8937131
Tcch, you don't know what you're missing.
Oh, I used that one : http://www.food.com/recipe/classic-german-burgers-135773
>>8937142
>>8937188
Tcch such a cutie, you looks like an over excited rodent! Who let you in the arena?
Anyway, I'll see you on the finals, if you survive that is.
>>8937187
Too bad, I'm not letting anyone a choice tonight.
>>8937142
Whoever was bound to be swapped in by Haru can be glad he was too late.
THAT IMPOSTER'S MIMICKING IS ON POINT
I'm almost.. impressed.
>>8937182
>>8937185
The game just started and it's already.. GOLDEN.
>>8937227
Shame. Digging your colours.
Hey... did you hear that anyone who supports Gals Being Pals gets free Girl Guide Cookies?
I wish I was on their side... damn.
I want to lick chocolate from Utsutsu's toes.
>>8937211
You didn't? Oh well, I wasn't paying attention to others... Consider yourself lucky, though I'd have liked to fight someone as sweet as yourself.
>>8937245
I can see why she'd be my long lost cousin.
>>8937205
Why do you say hugs if you won't give them out? Tata yellow one.
>>8937245
Not only I am popular with men but females like me as well! My heart just passed the sky and is now in orbit!
>>8937245
HEY, HEY!
>>8937251
The most beautiful color in the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
>>8937245
While we're doing references: 11eyes.
..wait that's not how it works.
>>8936964
I sure hope so. Losing is just so boring, you know?
>>8937294
True, but that stong is still bad.
>>8937245
What?! That is not who I ordered on that thing! I don't even know who that is! What the hell?!
>>8937245
>>8937162
>she's too busy looking at the strange ornaments on her hands
Hello again, shapeless entity.
>>8937253
Did you know that anything is free if you don't pay for it? I managed to acquire an amount of free stuff by doing that.
>>8937227
That recipe is misding some key parts.
Add in 1 slice of white bread(torn to small pieces), and 1/4 pound fresh ground sage sausage. Your mouth will thank me, in a non lewd way.
>from my family's old german burger recipe, passed down.
>>8937227
Togame the Strategist! I'll make you rue the day you called me a rodent! You big dumb blueberry! Watch your back, and keep watching it because you'll be spared the fear of death when I come at your from all other sides!
>>8937245
What sort of code is this?! Of course I'd look silly doing anything with this!
>>8937320
Nice to see you're back. Did you find your way alright?
>>8937331
>writes it down. (for real)
Got it. Thanks for the tip.
Post words that triggers you
>>8937245
Am I really that scary?
>>8937262
>d i s g u s t i n g
>>8937298
I can't wait to see a literal fish job in WWE rings soon.
But I'm afraid the poor thing will die before his opponent even gets the chance to hit it.
Danger Dolan is trash, I agree wholeheartily.
H-Holy fuck that imposter.. it's, it's getting a bit too real.
>>8937299
I wouldn't know actually, because it happens hardly ever in my case.
>>8937269
If you would have liked to fight me, I could always enter into an arena with you in the next game... but then again, I rather enjoy watching you all tear each other apart!~
>>8937380
Communism
>>8937380
it
>>8937380
Post, words, that, triggers, and you.
Christ, I'm feeling real triggered all of a sudden..
>>8937389
>The Inkling begins to scream from the pain, and throws the pair of headphones at the girl, while hurling insults her way
>>8937389
This creature continues to taunt me with images of it's orifices!
>>8937343
I ran into no trouble snoop- I mean finding my way back here. You could say this place has a familiar and unique odor.
>>8937380
Hyperarmour
>>8937389
I only agree with the last two.
>>8937337
>chuckles.
Ok maybe not a rodent... But a cute white puppy.
Though it may bark, but I wonder if the puppy does bite.
I won't forget Togame. Call me Astaroth.
>>8937389
Really? I don't think I've ever talked to that girl before... She IS really cute though, I won't mind.
>>8937391
It's not a bad idea really. I'd do the same with you if I could, but money's money.
Don't hesite to join if you feel like being crushed though, I promise you'll love it!
>>8937389
Atleast I'm not the worst
>>8937380
Move, if it is not after "please" or "could you please"
>>8937434
>seductivevinny
*sweating*
>>8937389
>>8937431
>waves
Hello there, Madam.
>>8937245
Oh, this is malarkey!
>>8937389
...Well, I uh... wouldn't say I'm all that, but...
>>8937389
>Smolgore lightly taps one against his forehead.
Owwww! I don't wanna do this anymore...
>>8937454
Use your horns ya fuckin dumbo
>>8937443
>>8937380
DES-PA-CITO
>>8937380
Interesting.
>>8937389
Smolgore making use of the political corruptness that I taught him.
You guys are lucky to be still alive.
FUCK AC
>>8937443
>Vinny will never pin you down and whisper "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JABRONI" in your ears
>>8937389
Tralala! And we are off!
>An all out attack turns into mayhem as everyone loses themselves in the cloud of violence.
This may be myself but I think that didn't go as planned.
>>8937469
But...I don't wanna...
>>8937389
Disgusting furfag.
>>8937448
>most innocent smile
Hello! So, you are Ruby, right?
>>8937484
I see you aren't all speech. I see that you don't talk at all! Oh, don't worry about me. I like being down here.
>>8937389
Oh shit , I died.
Did the Continuum take away my immortality again ?
>>8937484
Thanks guys!
...Hey, weren't there four'a ya?
>>8937484
I want to know how I managed to do that. That was awesome
>>8937484
That girl is deadlier than she looks. I should not have underestimated her so much.
>>8937484
Uhh, I can explain. I was high on acid! YEAH, ACID!
>>8937484
I hate these fucking games...
>>8937420
Yet you respond.
>>8937484
I'd just like to inform y'all I'm love the pace at which you jabronies are dying.
That's all~
>>8937517
Immortality is nothing but a mere meme in the realm of RigginsMania.
>>8937484
Oh hello gu- oh you tripped, are you okay Mister AJ St- oh another has tripped... odd, oh hello, your friends seem to ha-
>>8937499
Why yes I am, pleased to meet you, Madam?
>>8937431
Astaroth? What are your titles?! Have you any worthy achievements to your name?
I-I'll have you die like a dog for calling me a puppy. I am a snake!
>Hisses
>>8937532
I will not be defeated!!
>>8937484
Odd. This doesn't taste like water at all. What did you put in this brew?
>>8937423
What does it smell like?
>>8937389
>>8937413
>she dodges the headphones thrown at her and blurts out an apology before nervously placing her hand on one of the inkling's ears.
>surprisingly, after a few seconds the pain is gone and the other girl's hearing is back
W-Wrong button...sorry...
>>8937481
>DELET THIS
>>8937523
>>8937484
I didn't know they allowed you to use drugs here...
I'll remember that.
>>8937484
>Canine screams.
>More things to bandage. And burns are hell to clean off.
>>8937535
Finally
>>8937472
I can't handle the sexy vinny
>>8937547
We were not aware of it being a contest.
>>8937531
I dunno, I find 'em pretty rad if I say so myself.
>>8937535
Never have I been so pleased with someone's death.
> thumbs up Togame and Buzzo
>>8937574
This is almost as disturbing as the mini Sliver version of this...
>>8937571
I don't do facecams on stream. The only time you'll see my face is through my twitter, Instagram, and Comicon videos. When you do see my face on stream, it's a treat
>>8937571
>Vinny will never take you into his bedroom and corrupt you like he did with Ocarina of Time
>tfw almost no porn of Utsutsu
>>8937559
DELET SPANISH SONGS
>>8937484
........
>after realizing what was really in the tea, she promptly leaves the room
>>8937597
I like my bikini...
>>8936470
Damn. Missed it, eh? That's a disappointment.
>>8937558
Scents that are foreign to the fields that I call home. It reeks of failure and sweat plus the people here tend to make more noise than a small civilization.
>>8937535
>>8937536
Astaroth.
It seems like the prediction was true... I joined you in death.
Oh well, at least I have a cutie with me...
>>8937547
>smirks
You really haven't heard of me, do you?
Blessed are your eyes! You have the current leader of the Pandemonium faction, futur victor of the grand war that will take place tomorrow!
...
>sighs
But our little fight will have to wait. A cheater just took my down, on well...
>>8937597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZmATaE0d0
>>8937597
>At some point in the dodging game, the woman begins practicing some dance moves.
What is wrong? Can you not keep up with my cole moves?
>>8937597
You know.. I don't care about it, fashion is not useful for magic
>>8937597
God damn, the plan was perfectly executed.
He moved a few inches to the left and completely ruined it.
>>8937559
>The Inkling flinches slightly when the girl reaches for her cheek. Once her hearing starts to return, she glares at the girl, and goes on her way.
>>8937597
>The Inkling doesn't mind these stickers, but the excessive amount seems to annoy her
>>8937597
Fashion police getting fined by another fashion police ? This ain't gonna end well I tell ya.
Buzzo's too hardcore for hell, nigga.
>>8937597
Go to the fuckin' mess hall with those. Slob.
>>8937628
You'll catch the next one sir, I'm sure of it.
>>8937634
What a lovely name, Astaroth, and a flatterer too! you also look cute in a motherly way.
>>8937606
Explain.
>>8937615
Ringabel has the porn of the avafag
>>8937662
i WANT IT
REEEEEEEE
>>8937633
Yeh, I guess that's true enough.
But do you like it? Made any friends yet?
>>8937628
Welcome to the club, have fun on the sidelines. Cause I'm not.
>>8937574
Say in battle your enemy continues to send messengers to taunt your forces. Would they not believe you to be weak if you allow them to disrespect you without retaliation?
>>8937597
Look behind you!
Together now!
One, two-
CHEERIO!!
>>8937634
Leader of a band of warriors? It'll be entertaining watching you all slide each others' heads off while I pull the strings from the shadows! You better watch the weak links in your army. It may be your own blade sticking out of your back soon enough.
>>8937656
GAH! I YIELD, I YIELD!!
>>8937661
That! Fuckin delet!
>>8937561
Wait, what's that about drugs you're talking about?
>>8937656
One of you is a giant insect, the other is a delinquent. You have even less right to jusdge than I did
>>8937656
Are...are ya a monster? I can't hurt another monster!
>He says as the two humans lie on the ground in immense pain.
>>8937656
>a cold chill travels up her spin as she shivers visibly
For some reason I feel as if someone is staring at me.
>>8937656
...Yes. Yes, we need an actual tree in there. A tree, right in the middle of the ring. I envision wrestlers hanging from branches and bashing heads into it.
>>8937656
...
Doesn't anyone knock around here...?
>>8937616
>but there are some good spanish songs..like Mi Historia Entre Tus Dedos. And all of Mecano's songs
>>8937662
> cackles
There's The Four Horsemen, and then there's The Quartet de la Loose.
>>8937656
HAH!
>>8937524
Kill yourself Guts.
>>8937697
>>8937656
>Again she does this Does she care about her body?
Alas, I have been bested again. I will find the secrets to your techniques someday.
>>8937689
Ain't no such thing as havin' fun while bein' on the sidelines. Now I gotta find a way ta pass time until some other guy decides ta host one'a these things in the next four hours 'a not havin' one.
>shitposts IC
>>8937726
I've survived the trial of broken bones...
>>8937732
The host guy taught me how'ta do that!
>>8937690
No.
>>8937693
For what reason? It is merely an image.
>>8936470
Totally on time Izaya Orihara
Swap me in on the slim chance I didn't make it in time.
>>8937726
you havent heard the last of tyler black
>>8937726
Vinny's feeling something for.. Junpei ?
Duncan's next line is "Fucking faggot, go back to your /ss/ manga."
>>8937656
>>8937696
Its a hundred for dressing like a sports loving retard, and another hundred for your gay friend just for being a faggot.
>>8937725
>I just like 1 spanish song, because a lot of them are love songs, I mean love songs are not bad, but it gets tiring after a while
>>8937754
Eh, broken bones are nothin', I've personally been through much worse. You'll live.
>Says the dog covered head to toe in bandages.
>>8937778
Let's go smolgore!
>>8937761
>shudders at the thought of loli Slivers running around a schoolyard.
This shit is why I love Starship Troopers. The only good bug is a dead bug.
>>8937753
BASED AF
G O D
BALLS OF STEEL
>>8937778
...
...Why? I mean, I have nothing against Pocky, but... why?
>>8937659
I am... But it's not flattery if it's true, is it?
I know you're telling the truth though.
>pats.
I hope we'll bump into each other's once more, I have to leave now. Stay cute!
>>8937690
Meh... You can drop the mighty talk now... I was just trying to make things interesting.
But... I will be the one warning you. We won't spare any neutral observers, as cute as they may be. You're free to join anytime though.
See you on the battlefield. Togame
>flies away
>>8937696
I'm just saying that, to do what you've done.. you must have been on drug, no other explanation...
Try not to be caught.
>flies away
>>8937808
>loli Slivers running around a schoolyard.
you have caught my attention
>>8937682
>She keeps her posture and blank expression as her mind registers the question
No I haven't and I highly doubt I will.
>>8937778
You, go eliminate my competition. I will pay you handsomely later.
>>8937800
Hey, thanks, human!
>>8937628
At least you weren't teased just to lose in the beginning~
>>8937828
No! Kill them all! Don't be intrigued by them!
>>8937739
Who says you need to wait four hours to fight? All I see is a bunch of punching bags to help prepare for the the next match. Just got to have some imagination monsiuer.
>>8937808
>You mean to tell me you wouldn't a loli Sliver?
>>8937828
>This guy knows what's up.
>>8937760
>She gets up quickly, looking totally fine. Except for the fact her arm is hanging freely at her side.
Getting some favors from the host? I wonder how I can have a piece of that action.
>>8937778
Aha! We have finally got you. Now if you can just get from behind me and we wi-
>SNAP!
Huh. Another broken bone.
>>8937778
>>8937778
Is this little shit for real.
Im gonna need a bigger chainsaw..
>>8937778
Who even is that dude?
>>8937784
Don't cut yourself on all that edge dude
>>8937827
Or it could be that the arena doesn't have any explantions and that this place is beyond weird
>>8937827
Well have a nice day, Madam Astaroth!
>>8937847
too late
now, tell me more about the loli Silvers
>>8937841
Why's that? You seem nice enough, and you're pretty. What's the hold-up?
>>8937856
No, I wouldn't a loli Sliver. And I'm grateful for every day that it's not a thing!
>>8937778
GOTE PUNISHES VINNY FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE ORDERS
Yes, destined to cross each others' paths in the Midcard Hell because those two aren't ever winning.
>>8937762
If you say the magic word, then I'll do it.
>>8937772
Glimpse of the past, huh ? I'll erase you like I deleted the rest of my old self.
>>8937778
I guess that's fair...this way I won't kill anyone else.
>>8937787
>There are a lot of love songs in general, anon
>and what spanish song do you like?
>>8937846
Sounds like a problem 'a you not bein' strong enough ta climb yourself up the ranks, don't it?
>>8937854
Punchin' bags can't dodge. Punchin' bags don't hit back, they don't work up a sweat. No point beatin' on a sack o' sand. Ya don't learn nothin' from that.
>>8937856
>Kamina is a loli loving sandnigger pedophile
>Sliver is a loli loving horse autist pedophile
>>8937761
Then why in the world would you send me something like that?!
I did not find it the slightest bit arousing!
>>8937792
For a full body cast, you're very mobile.
>>8937827
Perhaps I will. I intend to be on the right side of history. Farewell, pray our next encounter be not a hostile one. It may be your last!
>>8937894
Retreat! One head now is not worth the two heads we will have later!
>>8937858
He just kinda started talkin'ta me one day n'told me'ta start trainin' so I did! Watch!
>>8937894
>Smolgore suddenly dives into Vinny, and the following event unfolds before the mysterious lady.
>>8937778
Wait why are you calling me straight? Wait, no, no, I'm not gay!
( context: vinny flipped out during a stream after being claled straight or something )
>>8937894
They come in four, they come in four, they come in foooouuuurrrr..
No, that's not a reference to a song. I just made that up to make their burial look more lively.
utsutsu is mine
>>8937762
>The woman walks aimlessly around, looking like her clothes and limbs are backwards.
I was thinking of such a solution however someone snapped my neck. Isn't that amusing?
>fucking penguins betray you mid game
>>8937894
Why is there a kid swinging a steel chair at the people who were attacking me. And how is a small boy even lifting a steel chair
>>8937901
Ugh.. dont remember.. I just remember the title had something to do with turtles
>>8937778
>The Inkling starts screaming once again, not expecting the same thing to happen twice in a single game
>>8937943
Kill them all sunset.
>>8937916
Was it not you who began the exchange?
>>8937890
Looks mean nothing if I don't have the proper personality to compliment them. I don't have anything of worth to me besides a field mouse in my pocket.
>>8937894
This hurts my hearing more than your own. I can assure you that.
>>8937907
:thinking:
>>8937945
THEN IT'S NOT A LOLI YOU FUCKING SHIT
>>8937894
...Oh, why thank you.
>>8937916
Well, not all of it's a cast, per se. Most of it is just cloth bandages. ...I mean, I have had a full-body cast several times before, though. Not fun, but definitely survivable.
>>8937902
Of course they won't punch bag, these guys know better. It's fun for me and that's all that matters. Hmm...your accent. Where are you from?
>>8937931
Junpei is such a nice guy, helping so many people in troub-
nevermind..
LEN MIGHT BE JOBBING, BUT SHE AIN'T LETTING SMOLGORE WIN THAT GAME EITHER WAY.
Talking about midcard hell and genius psyches..
>>8937969
Well, mice are cute. And who cares about money anyway?
Plus, I'm sure you're a nice person. You've given me no reason to believe otherwise.
>>8937960
Lies! Lies and slander!
>>8937902
It was dancing. To think, little old me gets beat by some shame I don't even had~.
>That voice is almost sickeningly sweet and childish.
I managed to win just a while ago, this place is so unfair.
>>8937925
>Her head is completely backwards from the game. But she did hear all of the mayhem.
Ah, what violence meant for ages 13 to 30! Don't tell me what happened. I want this to be a surprise.
>>8938003
definitely
>>8938003
>Len is going down on Smolgore
Hot.
>>8937988
Drawings are not real people. Hate to break it to you.
>>8938003
>I honestly can't think of a quote that would do that to Lucky.
>>8937969
>Fahx, halp
>>8938003
Well, Shaq is a celebrity. Unlike me, I'm E-Celebrity.... haha
that wasn't a good joke
>>8938014
So you say. And yet the first messenger hailed from you.
>>8938003
Sorry about this dude. That's how it is around here. Better luck next time
>>8936470
Sterling Archer
Bullet Club
>>8938039
>>8938021
>Smolgore pokes his head out from the stack of T.V.s and wires.
Okay!
...Why's your head on funny?
>>8938029
>Shut up, you.
>>8938030
>THEY'RE BOTH CHILDREN.
>>8938038
>throws molotov at the shit fairy
>>8938061
You're late enough to be in the Bullet Club.
>>8937940
>oh, dang. I can only think of Muerte En Hawaii but that one doesn't even have any turtles in it
>>8938039
That is the kind of argument a pedophile would use. Checkmate, pedophiles.
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>>8937996
It must take a long time to dress and undress...
Unless you are a dog who protests washing.
>>8938003
Finally! My chance to become leader of the entire... er... place this is!
I will declare a mandate, requiring everyone to use CHEERIO! regularly!
>>8938054
Th-That was a mistake! These strange devices. They have no sense of discretion! Y-you replied. Ha! I bet you were serious, you must be very embarassed. Intentionally exposing yourself to a stranger!
>>8938084
>>8937955
>mislink
>>8938003
I think his pic makes this event all the better.
After a grueling attack, Smolgore and Vinny are now officially scheduled for an one on one fight !
But the special guest commentator can't stop rambling about her darling..
>>8938050
Tell him you're going to incinerate his teddy bear and he can't do jack shit about it.
>>8938061
People still use Internet Explorer ?
And yes, people still do that overused joke. Sue me.
>>8938092
oh fuck its sans
>>8938084
What
>>8938092
HEYA, MY BOI SANS
>>8938110
Bat for sale! Cheap bat for sale! This cheap bat and all these other toys I stole from a silly manchild on the road!
>>8937894
Abra kadabra alakazam?
>>8937941
D-Do you need some help?
>>8938111
oh fuck its him
>>8938011
Would you like to hold the field mouse I retrieved earlier?
>>8938050
Did you say something?
>>8938110
>Covering her eyes she grabs what she came for and quickly runs back out
>>8938108
We never wear garments.
>>8938113
>sorry if that was you, I don't even remember what I was going to reply with
>>8937998
Where I come from, you could get your shit kicked in for askin' a question like that ta the wrong folks, y'know. Either way, ya don't seem like the kind that'll let that stop ya, 'n it don't particularly bother me, so I'll write it off as you bein' nosy 'n not just wantin' to start trouble. Just be careful, ya ever find yourself in my neighborhood.
New York. America. Dunno if that even exists where ya come from, but that's where I was born 'n raised. You?
>>8938019
Alright, so, I think both of us would really benefit from gettin' right ta the chase here. Whaddya want? Money? Candy, like that other one? You gonna turn inta some kinda demon too, 'n try ta pull one over on me? What's your story?
>>8938108
Trust me, when you get as injured as I do on a daily basis, you don't skimp on hygiene. So... yes, it does.
>>8938110
>Case in point.
>Pain. A lot of pain. But also probably a bit of justice.
>>8938146
>Probably not
>>8938146
If it's still alive, yes.
>>8938164
>
>>8938131
Pedophile logic involves wanting to fuck children. Real or not you're a pedophile for wanting to fuck a loli.
Ah, it seems a lot more active than before. How was everyone's day?
>>8938080
Amusing story. We surrounded this woman, and she brutally snapped my head around! Ha ha! I don't think my arms and legs are used this sensation. I can barely move them like this.
>>8938138
I was enjoying it but I would enjoy it more if I return to normal. Short answer, yes.
>She tries to reach to him with her arms, just swinging wildly in the air.
Tell me when you are ready!
>>8938164
this never happened
>>8938164
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>8938110
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LOOKING AT?!
>>8938165
>let me know if you do! I really want to listen to it now
>>8938110
boop
THIS AD-FREE MATCH WILL CONTINUE NEXT THREAD
BUT FIRST A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR OF THE DAY.
> plays ad
> it's a bunch of random drawings and nonsensical imagery to make you ponder about it as it being some kind of deep message while it's really just a time filler to make up for the fact pretty much all our sponsors abandoned us
>>8938186
Still in circles, I see.
>>8938183
>>8938200
>>8938201
I had to.
>>8938193
Doesn't this place fix ya right away? 'Cause that always happens'ta me!
>>8938218
>He's on to me!
>I know! His point is invalid if I deny it!
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>>8938147
Why not? All intelligent beings wear clothes, not for survival, but as a symbol of status. For vanity. Why not you?
>>8938168
You should stay at home with your luck. You may lose your life one day.
>>8938183
>>8938200
>I like this ship.
>>8938191
...Decent.
>>8938216
...That's an odd sponsor.
>>8938164
>Canine chuckle
>>8938253
Yeah, some sort of respawn system. Really wish it worked on injuries incurred out of battle, but eh, I've lived for this long.
Dunno what happened with her.
>>8938234
Thank you for doing so, gave me a good chuckle
>>8938164
I ship it
>>8938269
And a hypocrite to boot, nice.
>>8938166
Huuuuh? Me~? Just to play.
>She starts making a few slow motions, like she's swinging a bat.
Do you want me to be a demon?
>Uso
>>8938276
Why would we want to impress lesser beings?
Why would we need to?
>SQ
>>8938276
...On the contrary, I think it a rather good idea to spend my time in a place where for a good part of your day, if you die, you just respawn.
>Lucky, past image limit
>>8938285
Huh? What the heck happened'ta ya?
>Smolgore
>>8938326
Long story short, started with a fishing accident involving a hook and two bass, and then escalated from there. I honestly think some sort of river spirit must've cursed me or something.
But eh, I live with it. Gotta roll with life's punches... even when it decides to jablock you.
>Lucky
>>8938110
netscape navigator